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AB WHAT COLOR DOES IT LIKE MOST? RED BLUE GREEN CYAN PLEASE GIVE IT A GIFT. KINDNESS MIND AMBITION BRAVERY VOICE HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR CREATION? (IT WILL NOT HEAR.) LOVE HOPE DISGUST FEAR HAVE YOU ANSWERED HONESTLY? YES NO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY OF PAIN AND SEIZURE. YES NO UNDERSTOOD. NAME YOUR VESSEL. WE CALLED IT "~1." AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR? "~1." AN INTERESTING COINCIDENCE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE CREATOR? YOUR OWN NAME. "~1." EXCELLENT. TRULY EXCELLENT. HOW INTERESTING. YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE VERY, VERY WONDERFUL. OF COURSE OF COURSE. OF COURSE THEY ARE THE SAME. "~1." THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. YOUR ANSWERS YOUR WONDERFUL CREATION Will now be discarded. No one can choose who they are in this world. Your name is Kris...! Wake up! KRIS...! FIRST. ARE YOU PHOTOSENSITIVE? GASTER GASTER SUSIE NOELLE KRIS TORIEL ASRIEL ASGORE SANS PAPYRUS ALPHYS UNDYNE RUDY BERDLY CATTY CATTI BRATTY GERSON JOCKINGTON QC ============== DEVICE_FAILURE ============== THE DEATH IT APPEARS YOU HAVE REACHED AN END. WILL YOU TRY AGAIN? WILL YOU PERSIST? THEN, THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS. THE DARK THEN THE WORLD WAS COVERED IN DARKNESS. =========== DEVICE_MENU =========== [EMPTY] FILE0 FILE1 FILE2 CONTACT DELTARUNE CONTINUE BACK BEGIN BACK OVERWRITE DO NOT IT WILL BE SUBSUMED. YES NO TRULY ERASE IT? ERASE DO NOT THEN IT WILL BE DESTROYED. Continue Back Start Back Yes No Copy over this file? Yes No Erase this file? Yes! No! Really erase it? CANCEL Cancel COPY ERASE Copy Erase CHOOSE THE ONE TO COPY. CHOOSE THE TARGET FOR THE REFLECTION. IT WILL BE SUBSUMED. SELECT THE ONE TO ERASE. Please select a file. Choose a file to copy. Choose a file to copy to. The file will be overwritten. Choose a file to erase. THE DARK IT CONFORMED TO THE REFLECTION. WHAT AN INTERESTING BEHAVIOR. WHAT AN INTERESTING BEHAVIOR. PREPARATIONS ARE COMPLETE. Copy complete. [EMPTY] IT WAS AS IF IT WAS NEVER THERE AT ALL. Erase complete. IT RETAINED ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE. THEN IT WAS SPARED. VERY INTERESTING. THE DIVISION IS COMPLETE. Copy complete. IT IS IMMUNE TO ITS OWN IMAGE. You can't copy there. IT IS BARREN AND CANNOT BE COPIED. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO COPY. It can't be copied. BUT IT WAS ALREADY GONE. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO ERASE. There's nothing to erase. =========== PROCESS_DOG =========== DOGTARUNE ============ PROCESS_LOGO ============ DELTARUNE ====== UNUSED ====== Where... Where am I? Hello...? Anyone...? Is... is anybody out there...? Someone!? Anyone!? Can anyone hear me!? ... It's dark. It's so dark here. Someone, anyone, if you can hear me... Say something... please... ===================== obj_alphysalley_event ===================== * ... O-Oh! Kris! Kris, you're OK! * I... I was really worried when you didn't come back... * Where did you go...? Did you skip class...? * W-well, don't worry about it. * I'm the cool teacher, y'know. You're not in trouble. * ... * W-well, let me know if you need anything... ==================== obj_battlecontroller ==================== TP TP * You won! * Got ~1 EXP and ~2 D$. ================ obj_bloxer_enemy ================ (Tired) HOOH...! You interrupted my training...! GOOH...! I'm gonna knock your block off...! Let's see how you stack up...! HIYA!! Let me show you my training! YIHA!! ARRGH!! ARRGH!! NO!! MY BUTT IS MY ABS! ARRGH!! NO!! MY BUTT IS MY FACE!! ARRGH!! NO!! MY ABS ARE MY FACE!! ARRGH!! NO!! MY FACE IS MY FACE!! Wait... Oh, you mixed me up all nice~ My momentum is totally blocked up... * Bloxer is thinking about training. * Bloxer is thinking about trains. * Bloxer is thinking about training wheels. * Bloxer considers building a house out of its own body. * Smells like freshly-printed plastic. * Bloxer is starting to break apart with exhaustion. * Bloxer radiates with the spirit of joy. * BLOXER - AT 9 DF 2 * Loves: Training. Hates: Body being the wrong shape * Press to choose: 1 HEAD, 2 BODY, 3 LEGS. * Susie became antagonistic! * Why bother training? You'll NEVER beat me. * Why train? You're still 100 years too early to beat me. * Training? Yeah, like I need that to beat you down. * The enemies became TIRED... (Tired) * Bloxer is pleased with its new self! * Bloxer is still unhappy with its self... =================== obj_boxpuzzle_event =================== * Oh, look, Kris! * Another puzzle! * Oh no. * Let's read the instructions! * H... Huh!? * The instructions are vandalized...! * It says... "Thoust fools, thou will NEVER figure it out now!" * Ruining instructions... That's definitely against the rules! * Then it, um, says, "PS - I make my own Rules. - RK" * Well, that explains that. * Why don't we just climb over this spiked fence? * Umm, because then we'd get impaled and die...? * Cool, I'll work on that and you do the puzzle. * Umm, try your best, Kris! * (Can you REALLY not figure it out, Kris!?) * Umm, Kris, I don't think that's... * Great job, Kris! * I think you're onto something! * Great job, Kris! * I think you're onto something! * Hey Kris, give up whenever you feel like it. * It's all good. * Kris, you can't solve it by stepping on the switch. * You aren't a box, haha. * Kris, don't listen to him. * You can be a box. * I was a box for Halloween once. * ... um, JUST a box? * Well it's not like I can dress up as a goddamn monster. * Wa-ho, you did it, Kris! * Great job! * Damn, didn't get to impale myself. * Oh well. * C'mon, chumps. * Good job, Kris...! * See, I used the box to break in the door. * Easy. =============== obj_carcutscene =============== * Kris! There you are! We might still be able to make it! * Kris... It is a beautiful day today, is it not? * I hope it stays this way when ASRIEL visits next week. * But I wonder... * After the excitement of university... * Will he still enjoy coming home to this little town...? ===================== obj_castlefront_event ===================== * Lancer! * Hey, what are you doing...!? * We've cornered them! * W... Wait...! ==================== obj_checker_animtest ==================== Guys (name I'm not allowed to say). Lancer Fan Club. Friendly Fun Gang. * Hohoho... * Well STEP on my BOOTS. * If it isn't the * You boys or girls had better turn back while you can. * Lancer!!! * What is it this time!? * Hohoho... * I'm simply warning you...! * Something EXTREMELY dangerous is lying ahead! * Hohoho! It's actually really inconvenient! * Ha! I can't go home at all because I'm so scared! * Wh... What is it!? * Oh, hey, little guy... * THAT??? THAT'S what you're afraid of??? * W... Wow, purple girl! * You aren't scared!? * Heh, why would I be? What's it gonna do? * Hmm, well, normally... * It crushes people to death, I think. * We... We did it!? * Wow!! You clowns really ARE heroes!! * You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!! * Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, huh...? * Ummm, Susie...? * Not to downplay your contributions, but... * You... didn't actually help at all. * You only made everything WORSE by attacking it. * If you had just acted nice to it in the first place... * We could have avoided that entire battle. * Huh? * Are you FOR REAL? * That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY!!! * The only thing keeping it at bay was MY AX! * And, earlier, you terrorized those troops... * Those guys were ENEMIES. They're FOR terrorizing. * Yeah! She's right!! * And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake... * Cakes... are also my enemy. * ... * Susie... Whether you like it or not... * You're a hero. * One with the power to bring peace to the future. * Could you please start... acting like one? * Yeah, when you lay it out like that... * I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I? * ... * Alright, Ralsei. * You got it. * I'll change my ways. * From now on, I won't be such a rotten hero anymore. * I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead! * R... Really!? * You're going to be on MY team? * Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly. * Susie, you can't just - * Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now! * Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy! * We're going to have monogrammed track jackets! * Yeah! * And sleepovers! Where we tell each other secrets! * Ummm, yeah? * Anyway, uhh, see you guys never. * Haha!! If you can even last that long! * Kris... * Perhaps I shouldn't have been so hard on her. * ... * But, I just worry that if Susie is too eager to fight... * Then... * Well, let's just be kind to her, OK, Kris? * I'm sure Susie'll come around soon! ================== obj_checkers_enemy ================== * K.Round shuffles furiously. * K.Round looks weak. * K.Round's shuffle becomes lethargic. * The crown is ~1-percent loose! * K. ROUND felt stressed out and attacked! * K. ROUND practiced self-care! * K. ROUND's HP and ATTACK went up! * Susie! Stop attacking it! You're making it stronger! * Pssh, and let it think I'm AFRAID? No way! * K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * Check? * That's chess, not checkers! Checkers * K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * That's better. * K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * Watch out for its Flying King attack! * (Also, you need to get the CROWN off of its head.) * K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3 * It's being controlled into attacking...! * (Though, wouldn't it just attack anyway...?) * You bowed to K. ROUND. * It bowed back. * Its crown loosened a little. * It bowed back. * Its crown loosened a little. * That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off... * It should turn back into a little guy...! * Susie! Help us bow at it! * Nah, it's crown'll come off... * When I smash this guy into the GROUND! * ... * Huh!? That hardly did anything! * How can we push off that CROWN...? * ... Hmm. * It's still hardly working! * Whatever can we do, Kris...? * ... Hey. * Sometimes persistence is key, Kris!! * It'll be hard, but we can do it!! * HEY YOU GUYS!!! * You and Ralsei bowed. * K. ROUND bowed back. * Its crown loosened! * K. ROUND bowed back. * Its crown loosened! * That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off... * It should turn back into a little guy...! * Susie! Help us bow at it! * Nah, its crown'll come off... * When I smash this guy to the GROUND! * ... Throw * Press to determine the ANGLE! * Susie? You want to ACT? Aww, what's your idea? * Umm... well... how do I say this. * I kind of... * Need you for this one. * That's fine, Susie! * I'll help! * You want to apologize to it for earlier, right? * Nah, I just need you to stay still. * You explained to K. Round about the importance of dodging Susie's attacks. * But it didn't seem to understand... * You started making siren noises with your mouth and looking at Susie. * K. Round still didn't understand... * You started explaining that Susie is really dangerous and strong. * Susie got a large boost to her morale. * Susie's ATTACK went up massively...! * Kris! We gotta get that CROWN off its head! * Help me throw Ralsei at it! ============== obj_classscene ============== * So, does everyone have a... * Oh... K-Kris...! * We thought you weren't coming today! * We're doing group projects this month... * Uhhhh... so, walk around and find a partner, ok? * Hey! What? No! * I do NOT approve this! * ABORT!! * What? B-but Kris doesn't have a... * Noelle, what were you saying? * She was just saying we're FINE being alone! * A-actually, I just wanted to know if... * Noelle, can you PLEASE SPEAK UP? * H... * Hi, SUSIE. * ... * ... am I late? * Ohh, n-no! * You're fine! * W-we were just, uh... * Ch-choosing partners for the next group project, and... * Ummm, Susie, you're with Kris! * ... * ... great. * ... * N-now that everyone's here, I'll write the assignment! * ... * Uh... * H-has anyone seen the chalk? * This is the third time it's gone missing, and... * Y-you all know I can't start class without some! * Ummm, there might be a box in the supply closet... * Do you want me to - * G-good idea, Noelle! * Susie, s-since you came in last... * Can you go get that for me...? * ... * ... whatever. * H-how about this? * If no one speaks up... * E-everyone gets in trouble! * A... Anyone? * P... please? * Hey, there might be a box in the supply closet... * Miss Alphys, why don't Susie and I... * G-good idea, Noelle! * Susie, s-since you came in last... * Why don't you go get it for me...? * ... * ... whatever. * And K... Kris... * Can you go with her and make sure she... * Um, actually gets it? * And, um, stays out of trouble...? * Thanks Kris! * See you later! ====================== obj_cloverpuzzle_event ====================== * Heyy~! It's my birthday today~! * And you didn't even SAY HELLO!? * That's fine, actually... * Stop and say hi, folks~! * Shut up! They don't DESERVE us! * H-hey, calm down, you two. * Let's celebrate my birthday~! * Yeah, get ready to HURT! * Oh, I'm s-sorry about this...! * Oh, you don't know the day? * You mean you FORGOT!? * That's OK, you don't know us. * It's our birthday~! Yayyyy~! * And you're gonna REGRET IT! * Oh, I'm sorry about this... ================== obj_clubsenemy_old ================== (Tired) Nice mouth Anger mouth Smart Mouth Nice to meet you! Die! Die! Die! Please ignore them. I want the fluffy one! No, that one's MINE! (He's boring...) Where's Mr. Fluffy? YOU must have scared him! (Who cares?) I'm the oldest! WHAT!? I am!!! We're the same age... Nice weather today. What? It's just awful! Please stop, you two... The King is great! He's TERRIBLE! Please stop, you two... An angel is watching us. You BELIEVE that garbage? Please stop, you two... I wanna eat a football. Sports! My favorite food! Oh! I love you two! Lightners deserve respect. Hell no! They can all die! Please stop, you two... Oh, oh! That boy is ever so cute! So fluffy! I want to pet him! HIM??? ... err, sure. (What about the girl..?) Oh, oh! I want a sweet boy. Someone NICE, like me! ... Sure, I guess. I use a gamepad to aim! IDIOT! Mouse and keyboard! Please stop, you two... I love the smell of trees. Oh! Me too! Pollen makes me... Uh, sure! A ghost told me I was stupid. That was me, you idiot! Please stop, you two... Our favorite video game is... Shut up!! They'll make fun of us!!! Please stop, you two... Aww, he MADE that!? So caring! It's SOOO cute! I want it! (Isn't it a bit... childish?) Ouchy! That hurts! Suck it up, idiot! (We're fighting again!?) * Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles. * Clover is bickering with herselves. * Clover is whispering about cute boys. * Clover is arguing about whose toothbrush is whose. * Clover hums like an out-of-tune choir. * Smells like clover and dew. * Clover seems TIRED of arguing so much. * Clover starts to look wilted. * Clover seems to be getting along with herselves. * Clover's harmony was shattered by violence. * CLOVER - AT 8 DF 2 * Two heads are better than one! * Three... maybe not. * You brought up the topic of POLITICS. * CLOVER started to argue. * You brought up the topic of RELIGION. * CLOVER started to argue. * You brought up the topic of SPORTS. * CLOVER seems relieved. * You brought up the topic of KINDNESS. * CLOVER started to argue. * You brought up the topic of CUTEBOYS. * CLOVER seems excited. * You brought up the topic of GUNCONTROL. * CLOVER started to argue. * You brought up the topic of TREES. * CLOVER seems relieved. * You brought up the topic of GHOSTS. * CLOVER started to argue. * You brought up the topic of GAMES. * CLOVER started to argue. * You and Ralsei warned Clover about Susie. * The enemy went on guard... * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) (Tired) ============== obj_clubsenemy ============== (Tired) Nice mouth Anger mouth Smart Mouth Nice to meet you! Die! Die! Die! Please ignore them. Let's get to know you~ GET OUT OF HERE!! Sorry about this... Nice weather today. What? It's just awful! Please stop, you two... It's my birthday~ WHAT!? NO! It's MY birthday! We're triplets... Glasses are cute, I think... Fluffy! Glasses! That's it! HIM??? ... err, sure. Spaghetti and tennis balls. That's GENIUS! We really agree on it. Animals are kind of nasty. Just AWFUL in concept. (Never seen one, but...) I love the smell of trees. Oh! Me too! Pollen makes me... Uh, sure! Aww, he MADE that!? So caring! It's SOOO cute! I want it! (Isn't it a bit... boring?) * Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles. * Clover is bickering with herselves. * Clover is whispering about cute boys. * Clover is arguing about whose toothbrush is whose. * Clover hums like an out-of-tune choir. * Smells like clover and dew. * Clover seems TIRED of discussing so much. * Clover starts to look wilted. * Clover seems to be getting along with herselves. * Clover's harmony was shattered by violence. * CLOVER - AT 8 DF 2 * Two heads are better than one! * Three... maybe not. * Ummm, what would you like for your birthday? Let's just have a nice chat~ You IDIOT! Ask for a GIFT!!! (Just discuss our likes.) * (Seems like you should talk about something else...) * Ummm... What kind of "Boys" do you like? Cute ones! Hmm hmm~ NICE ONES, like I AM! None... Um, I mean, all. * (Seems like Clover enjoyed talking about that...) * Do you like, um... Sports? I wanna eat a football. Sports! My favorite food! Oh! I love you two! * (Seems like Clover enjoyed talking about that...) * You brought up the topic of Animals. * Clover didn't seem to care... * You brought up the topic of Trees. Clover seemed happy... (Tired) =========== obj_credits =========== When the light is running low DELTARUNE Chapter 1 by Toby Fox And the shadows start to grow Main Artist, Animator, & Cleanup (BG, Overworld, Battle) (Sepia and Menu Art, Borders) Temmie Chang And the places that you know Lancer, Rudinn, Hathy Clover, King, Jevil Original Character Designs Kanotynes Seem like fantasy Japanese Localization 8-4, Ltd. Translator Keiko Fukuichi There's a Light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold Don't Forget (Vocal Excerpt) Piano Arranged & Vocals Performed by Laura Shigihara With the truth Special Thanks The promise in our hearts Chess (Support) Don't forget I'm with you in the dark To be continued Outfit & Color Assistance Color Assistance Gigi DG in Chapter 2 ==================== obj_darkcastle_event ==================== * A castle...? * Why the hell is there a castle inside a supply closet...? Welcome, heroes...! * Who's there!? Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you... * Kris, Susie... * Thank you for listening to my long tale. * I deeply believe you two are the HEROES of the LEGEND. * That despite whatever enemies you may face... * ... You two have the COURAGE to SAVE THE WORLD. * DELTA WARRIORS! * Please, won't you accept your destiny...? * Uhhh... * Nah. * W... what? * Me? * Some kind of hero or something...? * You've got the wrong person. * B-but Susie, without you, the... * The world will... * So what? * If the world gets destroyed... * It's none of my damn business. * Might even be kind of fun, honestly. * ... * Anyway, Kris... * If YOU wanna play pretend with this weirdo... * Stick around. * I'M going to find a way out of here. * Susie... * Wait! * Ho ho ho! * The heroes are already running away... * And they didn't even know I was here. * My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month! * Who the hell are you!? * I'm...! * Ho ho ho! * One nerd down, two to go! * My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month! * Who the hell are you!? * I'm...! * The bad guy. * You CLOWNS want to seal our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!? * And - STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS - * Save the world from ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!? * Eh. * Don't try to deny it...! * We both know you'll go EAST! * It's your only way home! * But, I, LANCER, won't let you go there! * And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it. * Step one. * I thrash you. * Step two. * You lose! * Hmm. Nice plan, kid. * R-really...? * Yeah, actually... * Mind if we use it on you instead? * The bad guy. * "Bad guy?" * You know. * Teardrop-headed kid. * From the legend? * ... No? * Aw boy. * This is gonna be hard to explain. * Umm... * I could help explain it...! * Stay out of this, kindboy! * No! * I'll protect the heroes with my life! * Actually, can you hold off? * I wanna hear this kid. * OK, so, long story short. * You guys are heroes. * You wanna go EAST, and seal our DARK FOUNTAIN. * That'll stop darkness from covering the world. * We, on the other hand, don't want that, because: * It would rule, and be great. * Wait, why DO we want to stop that? * Uhh, I dunno... * I guess I could go ask my dad? * I could tell you! * We GOT this. * So the POINT is, you wanna fight us? * Correct-a-mundo! * Arright, kid... * NOW you're telling me something I understand. * Are you two OK...? * Um, allow me to introduce myself more properly, I am... * Jeez, can you take off that hood? * I can barely hear you under there. * U-ummm, alright... * Hello everyone. * I'm Ralsei. * Kris, Susie... * It's ever so wonderful to meet you! * I'm certain we're going to become great friends, and, * Best way to leave is East, right? * Yes! * That's where we'll... * Got it. * See ya at school, Kris. * Umm... * I suppose it's just the two of us, then... * Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but... * I, um, currently don't have any subjects. * I've been waiting alone here... * Um... My whole life for you two to arrive. * So... * I'm really happy to meet you. * I hope we can be good friends, Kris. * Let's try to find Susie. * She must be to the southeast. * You can lead the way, Kris! ================== obj_darkcontroller ================== D$ CONFIG OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON Master Volume Controls Simplify VFX Auto-Run Return to Title Back Fullscreen Function Key Gamepad DOWN RIGHT UP LEFT CONFIRM CANCEL MENU Reset to default Finish Attack: Defense: Magic: Guts: LV1 ??? Dog: ??? LV1 Human Body contains a human SOUL. LV1 Leader Commands the party with various ACTs. LV1 Bed Inspector Inspects all beds inexplicably. Rudeness Crudeness LV1 Mean Girl Won't do anything but fight. LV1 Dark Knight Does damage using dark energy. Kindness Dogness LV1 Lonely Prince Dark-World being. Has no subjects. LV1 Prickly Prince Deals damage with his rugged scarf. LV1 Fluffy Prince Weak, but has nice healing powers. Fluffiness (Nothing) (Nothing) (Nothing) Attack: Defense: Magic: ( (No ability.) (No ability.) USE TOSS KEY Really throw away the Hold ESC at any time to quit the program. Press ~1 to return. * ... * (You tossed the Manual hard.) * (Its pages scatter in the wind.) * .............. * Umm... * Th-that's OK, Kris! * I can always... * I'll just make a better one next time! * (You drop the manual on the floor with a resounding thud.) * Hey, Kris. * What are you doing...? * Oh no! * Is that the manual? * Looks like you accidentally dropped it... * Here you go, Kris! * You don't wanna lose that! * (You got the Manual.) * (Again.) ============ obj_darkdoor ============ * Well, here's the closet. * Too bad... * We were just starting to have fun. * ... * Hey, Kris, is it me, or... * Is it REALLY dark in there? * What's the holdup, Kris? * Are you gonna go in or what? * Fine! * If you're gonna be a WIMP, then I'll... * We'll both go in at the same time!! * Man, the sun's already setting... * Everyone else must have gone home by now. * Guess Alphys'll know better than to ask US next time, huh? * ... * Well, guess we should go. * ... * See ya later, I guess. * ... * ... * ... Kris? * Let's go back there tomorrow, alright? =================== obj_darkphone_event =================== * But it doesn't seem to be working. ================ obj_diamondenemy ================ (Tired) Long live the guy who pays us! Shine, shine I'm just a normal person. Face my Diamond Cutter! Yeah I guess that makes sense. (Yawn)... What? OK... * Rudinn is glimmering plainly. * Rudinn has no strong opinions one way or the other. * Rudinn thinks about elaborate stones. * Rudinn dislikes its boss, but doesn't care enough to quit. * Smells like jewelry. * Rudinn is starting to fall asleep. * Rudinn's luster begins to fade. * Rudinn is alright with not fighting. Alright, you convinced me!! * RUDINN - AT 6 DF 0 * This ambivalent diamond isn't any girl's best friend. * You told Rudinn to quit fighting. * It was utterly swayed. * You lectured the enemies on the importance of kindness. * The enemies became TIRED... (Tired) * You and Ralsei warned Rudinn about Susie. * The enemy went on guard... * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) You kidding? I can't quit. Stopping you is my job! * Really? * What do you spend your money on? I'm a normal person. I spend all my money on RENT and MYSTIC GEMs. * (Kris, let's try CONVINCING them again...) ============== obj_dummyenemy ============== (Tired) * Skip * See that HEART, Kris? * That's your SOUL, the culmination of your being! * Within, it holds your WILL... your COMPASSION... * ... and the FATE of the world. * If it gets hit, you and your friends will lose HP. * If everyone's HP reaches 0, we'll lose the battle. * So, please take care to avoid the enemy's attack. * Ready? * Let's try dodging! * That's DEFENDING, Kris. * You'll recover TP and take less damage. * You should learn to ATTACK first, though. * Gee, Kris! * You sure are good at defending! * I'm not attacking, you, though, so... * No need to defend! * Ummm... * Kris? * There are no bullets, and you can't use TP... * So, umm, maybe you could stop defending? * ... * Great job, Kris! * Now that you've gathered TP - * How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? * Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. * Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... * It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully! * If you had, um, hit the enemy, it'd be TIRED now. * In that case, we use my PACIFY spell on it... * Oh, Kris, you found an ITEM? * I figured ITEMs are self-explanatory, so... * Let's skip over them for now, OK? * You really want to learn about ITEMS, Kris...? * OK, I'll teach you! * Errm... * You use them, and something happens. * ... is that sufficient? * Yes, haha, that ITEM is very pretty, isn't it? * I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Kris...! * Kris, we can find lots more ITEMs on our journey! * Which, will continue... after this tutorial. * Kris, please ask me to do a spell. * Kris, wouldn't you rather learn about SPELLs? * Kris, do you... know what a SPELL is? * Can humans not even ASK people to use them...? * Kris, what if you just give me a hand sign? * Ummm, if this is too difficult... * Let's move to the next lesson, OK? * [IMG]ing! Through this, even the most violent enemies... * Can be defeated through various [IMG]s of kindness! * Kris, though it's just a dummy, why not give it a HUG? * Remember when you HUGGED the dummy by [IMG]ing on it? * Because of that, its name turned YELLOW! * Now by using the SPARE ([IMG]) command, you can win! * Great, Kris! A healing spell works too! * Now I have just a little more to teach you! * [IMG]ing! Through this, even the most violent enemies... * Can be defeated through various [IMG]s of kindness! * Kris, though it's just a dummy, why not give it a HUG? * Great, Kris! We would have won the battle by now! * Great, Kris! If it was TIRED we would have won! * Remember when you HUGGED the dummy by [IMG]ing on it? * Because of that, its name turned YELLOW! * Now by using the SPARE ([IMG]) command, you can win! * Ah, Kris, don't worry about that command yet! * You're really merciful, aren't you, Kris? * Kris, you are aware it's just a dummy, right...? * Kris, since you SPARED an enemy after ACTING, * You would have won in a real battle, but, um... * Don't you want to learn other things, first? * I see... Then, perhaps we can just end here. * You know how to win peacefully, so... * That's good enough for me! * Great job, Kris! * That'd be the end in a real battle! * I'm really happy I had the chance to teach you, Kris! * W-wow, Kris! * That was an amazing attack! * Have you done this before or something...? * Good job, Kris! * By the way, you'll do more damage... * Pressing when the cursor enters the box on the left! * Kris! * You did it!!! * (I was really just about at my limit...) * OK, next let's try DEFENDING. ([IMG]) * Simply ([IMG]), and the enemy's attack will hurt you less... * Not only that, but you'll also gather TP! * (Watch the orange big bar on the left! I'll explain it next!) * Kris, if you didn't notice, when you DEFENDED before - * The big orange TP bar on the left filled up a bit! * How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? * Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. * Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... * It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully! * Ummm... Kris? * You don't need to hit it anymore. * I already know you're great at attacking! * U-umm, Kris... H-How do I put this...? * Kris, seeing you, um, attack an effigy of myself... * ... Kris, are you trying to say something? * Ah, Kris... I... um, I think I understand. * W-well, if... during our adventure, * ... if you want to hit me, that's OK, too! * Oh, sorry, Kris! * I forgot to mention! * When you're ATTACKing... * Press again when the cursor goes in the box! * It's OK, Kris! * You'll get it! * Try again! * Press when the white rectangle's in the blue box! * Ummm... you can press a lot, if it helps! * Kris... * Please try to press . * Ummm, Kris? * Can you see the white rectangle? * You know rectangles? * They're like messed-up squares? * ... * Umm, perhaps we should try something else? * Umm, perhaps we should try something else? * Kris, if you didn't notice, when you DEFENDED before - * The big orange TP bar on the left filled up a bit! * How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? * Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. * Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... * It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully! * ... * Kris, I think I've, um, perhaps... * Reached the limits of what I can teach you today. * Let's go find Susie. * Kris, I don't mean to interrupt, but... * You're going to break the dummy at this rate. * I suppose we'll have to stop here for now. * Skip * Ralsei looks on expectedly. * What? * Let's try FIGHTing! ([IMG]) * Let's try DEFENDing! ([IMG]) * Let's try SPELLs! ([IMG]) * Let's ACT! ([IMG]) * Let's SPARE! ([IMG]) * Great job, Kris! * You're a natural! * Ouch, it's OK, Kris! You're still learning! * Anyhow, after the enemy attacks, it's our turn, Kris! * First, I'll teach you how to FIGHT ([IMG]). * Though FIGHTing is unnecessary in this world... * There's no harm in a thorough lesson! * Let's try FIGHTing! ([IMG]) * DUMMY - AT 0 DF 0 * Cotton heart and button eye * Looks just like a fluffy guy. * DUMMY - AT 0 DF 0 * Cotton heart and button eye * Looks just like a fluffy guy. * Er, sorry, it kind of looks like me... * I've been alone, so I didn't have anyone to model it after... * Kris, since it's me, please be kind to it, OK? * You hug the DUMMY. * How caring, Kris! * That's great, Kris! * Just one hug is enough, though! * Kris, you don't need to hug it anymore. * Huh...? Kris, you'd rather hug it out than fight? * ... * You know what, that's fine! We don't need to fight! * OK, next let's try DEFENDING. ([IMG]) * Simply ([IMG]), and the enemy's attack will hurt you less... * Not only that, but you'll also gather TP! * (Watch the orange big bar on the left! I'll explain it next! * Kris, if you didn't notice, when you DEFENDED before - * The big orange TP bar on the left filled up a bit! * How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? * Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. * Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... * It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully! * Aww, that's great, Kris! * Each enemy has different ACTs that satisfy them. * When an enemy is satisfied, its name turns YELLOW. * When that happens, you can defeat it by SPARING ([IMG]) it! * If we SPARE all the enemies we meet, we'll never have to FIGHT! * You hug RALSEI. * K... Kris!? * K... Kris!? * Ummm, I don't think, um... * This is what you're supposed to be doing. * ... but... * Kris...? * Are you trying, to, um... * Ask me to give you a tutorial on hugging...? * Ummm, I've never hugged anyone before... * (Besides the dummy, to test it out,) * So I don't know anything about it, sorry... * I suppose you're the one teaching me, haha! * ... ================== obj_dustpile_susie ================== * H-hey! B... back off! * Come any closer and I'll...!! * ... K... * Kris!? * Phew... * ... Hey, don't scare me like that, dumbass! * Unless you WANT to get clocked in the face, heh. * ... anyway, enough screwing around. * We gotta find a way outta here. * Ummm... * Where is "here," anyway...? * It doesn't matter! * YOU got us into this mess, YOU get us out! * Lead the way, Kris! * Oh my god. Nevermind. * You have NO idea where you're going. * Huff... puff... * What, you wanna make it a race? * Oh my god. Nevermind. * You walk WAY too slow. ====================== obj_elevatorcontroller ====================== * Alright, this lift should take us out of here. * Now, it might take a while, so... * Get comfy, everyone! * ... Hey. Ralsei. * Y'know Lancer's dad... The King? * Yes...? * When we meet him... You think we'll have to... * ... hurt him? * Susie...? * I mean, I could EASILY smash him, but... * You guys, I know that's not really your thing. * You're more about, uh, grovelling like total losers. * And I was thinking... maybe... * I could... do that too? * Susie!? You mean you want to try ACTing...? * Uh, well, * Susie... We'd be happy if you ACTed with us! * And don't worry, we'll be there to help you! * You won't have to figure it out by yourself. * ... * ... sure, alright. * ... * Hey. Ralsei. * Susie? * Are you... * Still gonna make those, uh, cakes...? * Well, will you stop making fun of me? * ... * Well, if I HAVE TO, I guess. * Then I'll bake you as many as you like, alright? * Yeah, like you can make that many, dude. * Well, this is our stop! * Hey, Kris. Wait a sec. * Y'know, I'm starting to realize. * It'll be easier for us to get out of here... * If we all, uh, "get along" a little more. * So, next time we fight an enemy... * If you tell me what to do... I'll listen to you. * ... but, y'know, don't tell me anything STUPID, * Or I'll go back to smashing heads, alright!? * Kris... * I'm counting on you, OK? * (Susie joined the party for real.) ============== obj_event_room ============== * Hey, if you head that way, my troops will thrash you. * Is that a threat? * I prefer to think of it as an invitation. * Hey, aren't you guys gonna even say hi!? * Um, no. * Cool. * Enjoy being thrashed by various guys. * Kris...? Why do you keep leaving and coming back? * Would you like me to install a revolving door? * Back again? My, you are active today, are you not? * Perhaps you can use some of that energy to wake up on time? * Your brother cannot carry you to school any more, you know. * Welcome home, honey! * Did you have fun with your friend today? * By the way, I just finished baking a pie... * If you go to bed, it will be cool when you wake. * ... but do not eat it all this time, all right? * (The Door Key created a Door.) * We've gotta go, Kris... * There's no time. * OK, maybe things aren't that urgent, but... * ... Huh? * Kris, you wanna... * ... go say goodbye to everyone, don't you? * ... * Heh, well... if you're gonna MAKE me, * I GUESS we can go back for a bit. * Let's go! * C'mon, let's at least say bye to Lancer! * Hey, Kris, I know you wanna stay, but... * We gotta go. * By the way, beware yourselves of the forest maze. * You'll probly get COMPLETELY lost... * Without someone who knows the way through, that is. * Yeah! I know the forest like the back of my head! * Hey, losers! * Wait a sec. Where's Lancer? * Err, well, he wasn't going the right way, so... * You let him wander off BY HIMSELF!? * You KNOW he's bad at mazes, right!? * He's probably lost and confused right now! * Ho ho ho!!! I'm lost and confused!!! * Sorry Susie... We didn't mean to make you worry about him. * Huh...? Look, I'm not, uh, worried about him! * Bad guys gotta look out for each other, is all. * Anyway, get out of my way! I'm gonna find him! * (Seems she doesn't know the right way either, Kris...) ==================== obj_flowershop_event ==================== * Dum dee dum... * Oh? * Is someone there? * Just a moment! * I have almost finished watering these flowers. * ... Here we are! * Howdy! * How can I... * ... Oh! Kris! * ... Oh. * I'm sorry. * I forgot if you don't like hugs like that. * Well now, make yourself at home, Kris. * You can help yourself to anything you like. * Oh, Kris. Before you go... * Here. * For your mother... * Our secret. * (You got the Bouquet of Flowers.) * Have a great day, Kris. ================ obj_fountainkris ================ Is this... the fountain...? Dunno how, but... It feels like we stumbled into something really important, didn't we...? ... Well, there's no time to think about that now. Right now... It's time to go home, right, Kris? (As you stood in front of the fountain,) (You felt something strange.) (It was as if) (Your very SOUL was glowing...) ================= obj_getsusieevent ================= * Ugh, open up you stupid door! * Oh, great. * It's YOU GUYS. * Susie! * We were ever so worried about you! * ... um, how'd you get past those spikes before? * Walked through 'em. * But this door... * Sucks. * Aww, don't worry, Susie! * It'll open after we solve the puzzle over there! * Nice. * Tell me when you finish it. * Uh, Susie. * We need YOU to finish it. * Sometimes, proceeding will take all 3 of us. * Furthermore, only Kris can seal the DARK FOUNTAIN... * So if you don't accompany us, you won't make it home! * ... * So you're saying I HAVE to stick with you guys. * Yep! * ... * Let's just get this over with. * Yahoo! Susie's back on the team! * Cue the fanfare! * Susie joined the party! * ... * Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated! * (Oh, Kris! I just realized Susie missed the tutorial!) * (Next battle, we should show her how to ACT!) * (I think she might really enjoy that!) * (Oh, Kris! Susie never got a tutorial either!) * (Next battle, we should show her how to ACT!) * (I think she might really enjoy that!) ================ obj_glowtilepuzz ================ * Kris, um, you didn't forget, did you...? * That you can run by holding ? * Ummm, Kris, I think we might be missing something. * Maybe we should try going to the next room? * Hey Kris, if you need help with a puzzle... * Feel free to ask me anytime, OK? * And if you need help from me... * You're screwed. * Oh my god. * AGAIN? * WHY is Kris the leader of the party again? * Susie! K-Kris is doing their best to use to RUN! * (Sounded like a door opened.) =================== obj_hathyfightevent =================== * Ho ho ho! * Somehow, you survived the maze! * But don't count your blessings before they hatch...! * Let's see how you fare against THIS team! * Hey, why aren't you guys thrashed?! You're totally outnumbered! * You made a team purely of SUPPORT ENEMIES. * Their bullet patterns aren't balanced at all. * It's like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk. * ... * And that's, um... * Unusual, somehow? * Why don't we talk about this AFTER the battle? * Great job, Kris! * We earned ~1 EXP and ~2 D$! * Sweet! * How much do I get? * You... lost, Lancer. * You don't get any. * Oh. * Can I have some of yours? * No! * Fine! * Later, losers! * K... Kris? * You're giving it to me...? * ... * Well? * Does it look pretty...? * ... Do I look pretty, Susie? * Leave me out of this. * You didn't answer the question~ * HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!! ============= obj_headhathy ============= (Tired) * Head Hathy's body moves silently. * Head Hathy showed no emotion at all. * Head Hathy whispered something unhearable. * Head Hathy's mind is an enigma. * Smells like a lonely kiss. * Head Hathy's beat slows. * Head Hathy's beat seems to stutter. * Head Hathy is skipping beats. * HEAD HATHY - AT 8 DF 0 * It learned to hide its feelings... is that strength? * You flirted with Head Hathy. * It was highly effective. * You ordered SUSIE to flirt with the enemy! * ... * Annnnnnnnnd hell no. * Aww, Susie, it's OK if you don't know how! * What? Shut up, that's not the problem! * ... Are you sure? * Alright, LOOK, wise guy! I'll show you! Watch this! * AHEM. * You ordered SUSIE to flirt with the enemy! * Hell nah. Let's see Ralsei do it. * I suppose if it can't be helped...! * Hathy, your beauty is just... transcendent. * Your hair is like a waterfall of... * ... wait, um, do you have hair, or... * You ordered SUSIE to flirt with the enemy! * Oh my god, Kris!!! I can't!! Do it yourself!! * You flirted with the enemies. It worked! (Susie did not help.) * So, uh... * Come here... often? * (Head Hathy felt awkward and left...) * HEY, GET BACK HERE AND LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU!!! * (Head Hathy felt awkward and left...) * Oh, oh dear! Wait!! * Not so easy, huh!? * You said some sweet lines. The enemies were deeply enamored! ============== obj_heartenemy ============== (Tired) * Hathy's body beats audibly. * Hathy smiled a darling smile. * Hathy is whispering a lovely spell. * Hathy has a little secret. * Smells like a soft kiss. * Hathy's beat slows. * Hathy's beat seems to stutter. * Hathy is skipping beats. * HATHY - AT 7 DF 0 * I am a little kiss. * You told Hathy it has cool tentacles. * It began to think about this... * You called Hathy a sweetheart. * It began to think about this... * You told Hathy its teeth look like knives. * It began to think about this... * You ordered Ralsei to flatter all the enemies! * Out of anyone, I'm glad we randomly encountered all of you. * I'm making tea later... * Umm, would you like any? * We don't need EXP. * Just encountering your smile is reward enough. * You and Ralsei warned Hathy about Susie. * The enemy went on guard. * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) * You ordered Susie to flatter all the enemies! * Can't believe my bozo teammates... * ... came back here just to see YOU guys. * ... wanted to fight someone like YOU so much. * ... have a THING for weaklings like you. * Where'd you get it? * Heh heh heh heh. * (Umm, Kris, maybe Susie shouldn't ACT anymore...) * H-hey, what gives!? * (Wow, that was close, Kris...) * (Maybe Susie shouldn't ACT anymore...) =============== obj_initializer =============== Kris Susie Ralsei TESTOBJECT i1 * i3 * i4 * i5 * i6. * i7! ================ obj_initializer2 ================ 0123456789-+ DELTARUNE ======================== obj_insideclosetcutscene ======================== * Kris, if you leave me here, I'll.. * See? * Why are you so scared? * There's nothing in here but old papers. * Let's try to find a lightswitch. * That's weird... * I can't find a switch. * Guess it's further in... * ... * Uhhh... kind of big for a closet, huh...? * You'd think we'd have reached the end by now... * ... * Hey, Kris. * I think this closet's, uh... * Broken. * There aren't any walls. * ... * Well, we've worked hard enough. * If Alphys wants chalk so bad, she can get it herself. * Let's split. * Wh-what the...!? * Hey, this isn't funny! * LET US OUT! * LET US... * ...? * ...? * The floor, it's...! ===================== obj_interactablesolid ===================== * Can you see me...? ================= obj_jigsawryenemy ================= (Tired) H... hurting people is cool.. P... Put up your d-dukes, bubbo... F... Fighting? I love fighting... I... I have a rent payment to make... I always wanted a friend just like you. We're friends now, la la~ WHADDA WORLD! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! BARRY!!! THEY GOT BARRY!!! BARRY!! HANG IN THERE BARRY! * Jigsawry is pretending to march. * Jigsawry is trying to calculate this month's rent. * Jigsawry thought of its boss and felt afraid. * Jigsawry is wishing it could quit its job. * Smells like cardboard. * Jigsawry looks exhausted. * Jigsawry's edges are fraying. * Jigsawry looks happy about its life. * JIGSAWRY - AT 5 DF 0 * This mousenary is only fighting to make ends meet... * You barely lifted a finger, and... Of course I'll be your friend! Alright! You win! Let's be friends! Friends? I was thinking the same thing! ... well, if we HAVE to be friends... * You and Ralsei warned Jigsawry about Susie. * The enemy went on guard... * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) ========= obj_joker ========= CHAOS, CHAOS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! SHALL WE PLAY THE RING-AROUND? MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! HA, HA, LET'S MAKE THE DEVILSKNIFE. PIIP PIIP, LET'S RIDE THE CAROUSEL GAME. HEE HEE, HAVING FUN!? JOIN THE CLUB! HEARTS, DIAMONDS, I CAN DO ANYTHING! WHO KEEPS SPINNING THE WORLD AROUND? YOU KIDS ARE REALLY KEEPING UP! NU-HA!! I NEVER HAD SUCH FUN, FUN!! A BEAUTY IS JOYING IN MY HEART! EVEN DEVILSKNIFE IS SMILING! IT'S SO EXCITING... I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! THIS IS IT, BOISENGIRLS! SEE YA! ENOUGH!! YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP! KIDDING!! HERE'S MY FINAL CHAOS! A CHAOS, CHAOS! PLEASE, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE CHAOS. I CAN DO ANYTHING!! THIS BODY CANNOT BE KILLED! THESE CURTAINS ARE REALLY ON FIRE! IT'S ALL TOO MUCH FUN!!! * The world is spinning, spinning. * The air crackles with freedom. * JEVIL is laughing incomprehensibly. * It feels like a whirlwind. * Smells like chaos. * JEVIL seems exhausted...? * CHAOS BOMB was prepared FOR YOU. * Something terrible is coming...! * JEVIL's pulling out all the stops! * JEVIL is truly exhausted! Alright, you convinced me!! * JEVIL * There is no strategy to defeat the enemy. Good luck! * Kris spun around! * JEVIL got slightly more TIRED, and...! * Something happened! * What! * It was just foley! * JEVIL felt at ease! * JEVIL's defense dropped! * Awkward! Upcoming attack will hurt rapidly! * Tranquil! * The dance defended the party! * What! * It's nothing but a useless bird! * It felt comforting! * Everyone's HP got jumbled up! * JEVIL's upcoming move got powered up! * A perfect 10! * JEVIL's looking exhausted! * Ralsei chanted something! * Susie spun something around! * Kris gazed strangely! * JEVIL's next attack weakened! * JEVIL became more TIRED! * JEVIL became more TIRED! * JEVIL's looking exhausted! ==================== obj_jokerbattleevent ==================== * UEE HEE! * VISITORS, VISITORS! * NOW WE CAN PLAY, PLAY! * THEN, AFTER YOU, I CAN PLAY WITH EVERYONE ELSE, TOO! * So what are we playing, exactly...? * OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME. * WHEN YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU LOSE! * So that's the kinda game you wanna play, huh...? * Then, I gotta warn you... * You're dealing with a couple of sharks. * UEE HEE HEE! SHARK-TO-SHARK! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY! * NOW, NOW!! * LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! * HA HA HA. * WHAT FUN!!! * YOU'RE FAST, FAST, STRONG, STRONG. * BUT THERE ARE YET FASTER, YET STRONGER. * THE HAND OF THE KNIGHT IS DRIFTING FORWARD. * SOON, THE "QUEEN" RETURNS, AND HELL'S ROAR BUBBLES FROM THE DEPTHS... * LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT? * UEE HEE HEE! * EITHER WAY, A MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF, A CHAOS-CHAOS...! * LIGHTNERS! * FROM INSIDE YOUR LITTLE CELL!! * TAKE ME AND DO YOUR STRONGEST---! * WHAT FUN!!! * I'M EXHAUSTED!!! * YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP!! * NOW I WILL SLEEP FOR THE OTHER 100 YEARS. * UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KIDS CANNOT HAVE SUCH A PLEASANT DREAM. * FROM NOW, A NIGHTMARE WILL AWAKEN IN YOUR HEARTS. * IN THE SHADOW OF THE KNIGHT'S HAND... * LIGHTNERS, CAN YOU STOP IT? * UEE HEE HEE! * EITHER WAY, A MISCHIEF-MISCHIEF, A CHAOS-CHAOS...! * LIGHTNERS! * FROM INSIDE YOUR LITTLE CELL!! * TAKE THIS AND DO YOUR STRONGEST---! * (You got ShadowCrystal.) * (DEVILSKNIFE was added to your WEAPONs.) * (A strange chest appeared outside the room...) * (JEVILSTAIL was added to your ARMORs.) * (A strange chest appeared outside the room...) ============= obj_king_boss ============= Fall before the chain of justice! How dare you come here, Lightners...? You, that left us in the shadows, stripped of meaning... You DARE return to torment us once again? Begone! We have found fresh purpose. For the KNIGHT has appeared. The KNIGHT that pulls the Fountains from the Earth. Holy Fountains, whose shadows are creating a new world... OUR world. Hahaha... Do you see now our NEW purpose...? Soon, this world shall be blanketed in darkness... And DARKNERS shall RULE it! Then, you may see what it is like to live in DESPAIR! Now, enough talk! Fall before the chain of justice! ... ha, you're quite strong, aren't you!? If I keep fighting you like this, then... It seems... that... My KNIGHT... I shall not fail you... * Darkness pours from the fountain. * KING's mouths gave a berserk smile. * The battlefield is rumbling. * KING's mouths babble indecipherably. * KING's cape flutters weakly. * KING - Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred. * He cannot be reasoned with, but don't give up...! * You tried to reason with the King... * Silence, Lightbringer! * Your very existence goes against our own... * By the Knight's will, I shall shatter your heart to pieces! * Your will is changing... * TALK became COURAGE! Courage Defense Boost * You encouraged the party! * The party's DEFENSE raised for this turn! * Susie tried to reason with the King... * Arright, listen up. * Lancer's my friend. * So if we can get by without hurting you, then... * If I perish, so be it! * Show my son the monster you REALLY are! * ... * Arright, you wanna see what I can do, huh? * Susie's will is changing... * TALK became RED BUSTER! RedBuster Red Damage * Your SOUL shined its power on Susie! * Ralsei tried to reason with the King... * You might not realize it, but... * This is a world where you don't have to fight. * I know if we try, we can all find another way... * Such simple-minded platitudes... * A shame you will not live to realize your naivety. * Now, perish with the pathetic LIGHTNERs you worship! * Sorry, my friends and I aren't going anywhere! * Ralsei's will is changing... * TALK became DUAL HEAL! DualHeal Heals everyone * Your SOUL shined its power on RALSEI! ================ obj_kingcutscene ================ kingx: kingy: view_xview: view_yview: con: krisx: krisy: susiex: susiey: * Hey, there's Lancer...! * Father! * Lancer, my son. * Have you dispatched the Lightners, as I commanded? * N... No, b-but... * I did even better! * It turns out we don't actually have to fight them! * They said they could just talk to you, and... * They're ALIVE? * Yes, and I think you'll like them a lot! * There's Susie, she's very purple and strong, and... * WHERE ARE THEY NOW? * Ummm... * Hey. * It's nice to meet you! * ... Lancer. * Lancer, my son. * Y... Yes, father? * Do you remember what I told you? * D... Don't... get too attached? * You have failed. * They have poisoned you with their sentimentality. * Free yourself, Lancer. * They care NOT for you. * Their only goal is to destroy our glorious Fountain. * They. Are. Scum. * N... no they aren't... * WHAT DID YOU SAY!? * Let him go. * Ha ha ha ha... * You want me to LET HIM GO!? * Then how about this...? * I'll drop him off the edge and let him splatter... * Unless you all KNEEL and learn your place! * What will it be, Lightners!? * D-don't listen to him Susie, he'll... he'll... * Now WATCH, Lancer...! * SEE what happens when you befriend Lightners! * Wh... What the!? * YOU... YOU TRAITOR...! * COME BACK HERE...! * Alright, enough already. * Who the hell do you think you are? * Heheh... * Heheheheh... * To my people, I am a hero... * ... to you? * I'M THE BAD GUY!!! * I... I see... * You are much stronger... than I envisioned... * Enough... is enough... * I see... I see that I cannot defeat you. * I have grown exhausted from our long battle. * Lightners... I... * Perhaps I... I have been too cruel. * The truth is... I was not always this way. * There once was a time... * ... where Darkners and Lightners lived in harmony. * A time where Darkners could fulfill their purpose in peace... * It would be a lie to say that I, too... * ... do not yearn for those days. * ... Perhaps... Perhaps you young ones are right. * Please... let us put away our weapons. * There must be a peaceful solution to all this. * ... * (Come now, Susie!) * I'm glad you're starting to realize, Mr. King... * None of us really want to fight. * If you can just tell us about your worries... * I'm sure we can all be friends, Mr. King! * Y-yes... "Friends..." * That sounds... lovely... * (C... cough) * My apologies, I am... * I am not used to... fighting like that... * My body is... getting weak... * Oh, don't say another word! * There, you should be all healed up! * How do you feel...? * L... Let's see... * Never better. * Y... You... * Did I say you could get up? * Kris...!? * Oh, spare me the heroics. * You... You're the leader, aren't you? * So, what's your plan? * To laugh, as you cast us all back into obscurity? * ... * You can't even say...? * Young one... * Let me tell you a secret. * Quiet people PISS ME OFF. * Hey. * Get away. * From my. * Friend. * Heh heh heh heh... * OR WHAT? * Surely you must realize... * How exhausted I am, Lightner. * Any hit from you would kill me. * Why not do it, Lightner? * Kill me and show my son how much you REALLY care. * OR WHAT? * You'll KILL me? * Nah. * So what's your plan, then...? * To TALK me to death...? * So what's your plan, then...? * To TALK me to death...? * You stupid, stupid Lightner. * You honestly think you have any way... * You stupid, stupid Lightner. * You honestly think you have any way... * To convince me NOT to kill you? * Just wait a second. * Wait for WHAT? * ... to convince me NOT to kill you? * H... Huh? * Why am I suddenly... so sleepy...? * Why you... you little... * You sweet... * ... little... * ... pumpkin... * Hey Kris, y'alright? * Th... That was close, Susie! * I'm surprised you remembered my Pacify spell... * Hey, c'mon. * I'd never forget something I made fun of you for. * Kris, Susie... I'm... I'm sorry. * Because I healed the KING, we almost... we almost... * Susie, you were right. I... * I was foolish to think we could act so soft to everyone... * This isn't a world where kindness always wins, is it? * Eh, it's complicated. * Yeah, sometimes there's people you just gotta fight. * But if you NEVER let your guard down, then... * You might just... hurt someone you care about, too. * Everyone!!! * You're OK!!! * Lancer! Hey!!! * Sorry, I kinda beat up your dad. * That's OK! It happens! * Oh, it even looks like he's having a beauty nap! * That's good. * He seemed cranky. * Man, you can say that again! * Err, Lancer...? * What's that noise...? * Oh. I actually... came to WARN you clownlings. * I informed the Guys you were fighting My Dad, but... * Instead of eagerly volunteering to help you, * Everyone just caught the "freak-outs." * Now they appear to be... um... * Breaking through the door to the throne room. * Well, uh, that's not the best. * Kris, Susie... * It seems that you must hurry to the Fountain. * Nah. * But THEY might. * L... Lancer!? * E... Everyone!? * WHAT is the meaning of this!? * Sorry, Dad! * You're being overthrown! * When I told everyone you were fighting the Lightners... * Everyone remembered how kind they were! * They decided they'd rather have a king... * That accepts them! * Me!!! * Now I'm the dad!!! * You IDIOTS! The Lightners are your ENEMIES! * FOOLS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! * Yikes! I think someone needs a time out! * Go to your room, Dad!!! * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! * ... No time for goodbyes, huh... * Yes!!! Of course no goodbyes!!! * We're bad guys, so we only have BAD-byes!!! * Heheh, you've learned a lot, huh. * Only from the best! * Of the worst!!! * OK! I'll go stop the door!!! * Later, dude. * Susie... Kris...? * If we must say goodbye, then... * Umm, I... * I just wanted to say... I... * I... * I really enjoyed meeting you two, and... * Hey, can you STOP mumbling into your hat for a sec? * Can barely hear ya, dude. * O-oh, I'm sorry! * Um... Kris, Susie... I... * I hope I can see you again soon. * Next time I'll make you lots of yummy cakes, alright? * ?????????? * Umm, yeah! Sure, dude, haha! * Let's go, Kris! * Y'alright, Kris? * Kris! * Susie...! * Oh, you're all right...! * Yeah, it'll take more than that to take us down. * Kris, Susie... I'm... I'm sorry. * Because I healed the KING, we almost... we almost... * Susie, you were right. I... * I was foolish to think we could act so soft to everyone... * This isn't a world where kindness always wins, is it? * Eh, it's complicated. * Yeah, sometimes there's people you just gotta fight. * But if you NEVER let your guard down, then... * You might just... hurt someone you care about. * Aww, Susie... * You're beginning to sound like a real hero...! * Eh, don't get used to it. * Then, I... * I suppose you and Kris should return home now. * Yeah, I... * I guess that's right, huh. * Well, uh... * See ya. * Susie, Kris... Are you going to leave...? ============ obj_krisroom ============ The Beginning * KRIS! * Kris, if you do not wake up, we will be late for school! * I will wait outside for you, alright? * (But, when you opened your eyes...) THE DARK ======================== obj_lancerbakesale_event ======================== * Alright, which one do you want? * Hahahah!! Hmmm... * Wait, you're buying it for me? * You said you didn't eat anything earlier, right...? * It'd be annoying if you starved to death, y'know. * Wow...! * You're the best teammate ever, Purple Girl...! * Hey! You can't not buy from us! * Hey DUMBASS! * It's for a GOOD CAUSE! * (Kris let's just buy one.) ======================= obj_lancerbattle2_event ======================= * (... I'll just go this way.) * (... well, that's a dead end...) * (Th... That's Lancer's voice!) * Damn, not another one of these... * (... maybe I should go back and ask Kris...) * ... and make sure they... * (Lancer...) * (I'll... just do it myself!) * Understand? They have to stay in their cells. * The Lightners can't be allowed to escape. * ... Especially the purple one. * ... Lancer? * S... Susie? * ... w-what are you doing here...? * ... * Lancer, Kris and Ralsei are still locked up... * I... I know. * I... * I was the one who told my troops to put you down here. * To... * To keep you down here. * Forever. * L... Lancer... you... you... * You wanted to get rid of us...? * ... * I thought we were a team. * I... I can explain, Susie... * ... * Nah. * It's fine. * It's fine, actually. * You don't have to say anything. * I... get it. * I get it, y'know. * Why would anyone... * ... really wanna be my friend anyway? * Susie, that's not- * Shut up. * But - * SHUT UP! * Get out of my way. * ... * Did you HEAR ME? * GET OUT OF MY WAY. * ... * N... no. * Did you not HEAR ME...? * Man, I tried to warn you... * So, don't expect me to feel guilty... * ... when they have to clean you off the floor. * S... Susie...? * Y... you missed... * I... * I don't wanna kill you, man. * Just move. Please. * B... But Susie, if I let you guys go... then... * Then you and my dad will fight, and... and... * You'll kill each other. * ... * ... at least if you stay here... * Neither of you will get hurt. * ... * Then I... I... * I won't kill him. Promise. * Me and him, we'll just, um... * Talk it out. Peaceful-style. Y'know. * I... * I don't think my dad would like that... * Hey, Lancer! C'mon! * We're a team, right!? * Nothing can stop us! Fighting or not! Alright? * ... * ... Yeah! Yeah, you're right...! * We might as well try! * I can help, too! * I'll go talk to my dad! Ripen him up! * Hey, now we're getting somewhere! * I'll head over right now!!! * S... Susie? * ... Yeah? * Are... * Are we still friends? * H... Huh? * Of... Of course! I mean, if you wanna be! * Phew! See you!! * (... how am I gonna get past his dad like that...?) * (C... C'mon, I'll figure something out!) ============== obj_lancerboss ============== Halt, clowns! This bike is fueled by victory!!! I love to get thrashed... Just kidding! That's you!! So what are you guys doing after this??? Hohoho!!! I'm the bad guy! Oh! You make my feelings do wheelies! Sweet wheelys Did you not realize I can mask my self- esteem levels? Stop!! My personality's getting too deep!!! * Lancer's riding it out. * Lancer is thinking about chips. * Lancer's motorcycle is actually just a bike that's on fire. * Lancer switches gears randomly to appear competent. * Lancer revs viciously. * Dunno how I got an ax but, like, that's cool. * LANCER - AT 7 DF 1 * Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade. * Not old enough to ride a motorcycle, so he set his bike on fire. * You tell Lancer to watch out for Susie's attack. * He readies himself. * Lancer laughs at the idea he would need your help! * You say some kind words. * Lancer absorbs them into his skin. * You compliment LANCER. * He gets confused as to your sincerity. * Instead of going up or down, his ATTACK power goes sideways...? * You try to compliment LANCER again... * But he sees it as insincere. * His ATTACK POWER goes back up! * You tell Lancer you can't tell the difference between his clothes and his body. * He seems flattered... * His ATTACK POWER went down! Wait! Wait a second! My bike's running out of fuel...! Alright, you punk- a-roos! You had the luck of the draw this time, but... Next time, the losers will be YOU!!! Hahaha!!! Bye, losers!! I gotta get home before dinner!!! =============== obj_lancerboss2 =============== * ... Hey, wanna see what happens to traitors? They. Get. Crushed. If you don't get out of the way... ...I'll kill you. Get it? I'll KILL you. Heh... You missed, idiot! ... wait, why aren't you fighting back...? ... Heh, you think I CARE? If you just wanna lie down and die? You're just making it easier for me! ........ Alright, that's enough. If you wanna die so much... THEN DIE! =============== obj_lancerboss3 =============== Hey!! Hey Susie!! Watch me, watch me!! Prepare for smashing, you luxurious melons!!! Horror! Pain! The power of REAL bad guys! (Nice, huh?) This bike is fueled by EVIL! ...and friendship! Ow, my guts hurt! Oh, what a beautiful song!!! Don't worry Bikey, I'll put you to bed soon... Oh!!! It's working on me!!! Thanks, it's all natural! Really!? It's just what I wanted!!! Hee hee! I'm bliss- -fully ignorant! Oh!!! It's working on me!!! Really!? That's bad! Wow, I'll look amazing!! Hee hee! I'm bliss- -fully ignorant! * Lancer's riding it out. * Lancer is thinking about chips. * Lancer's motorcycle is actually just a bike that's on fire. * Lancer switches gears randomly to appear competent. * Lancer revs viciously. * LANCER - AT 7 DF 1 * Watch out!!! He's boosted by friendship! * You tried convincing Lancer not to fight. * Lancer started to become convinced! * You tried telling Lancer you like his hair... * Lancer became even more convinced! * You told Lancer you'd give him a picnic basket of worms. * Lancer became almost fully convinced! * You told Lancer you just want to get along! * It's the decisive kindness! * You told Lancer you want to get along really fast! * The soundwaves reached Lancer instantly! * You told Ralsei to compliment the enemies! * You two look like a really great team! I'm proud! * (Lancer started to become a little convinced!) * You told Ralsei to logically best Lancer and Susie. * You two, if we don't stop fighting, then... * ... Someone might get hurt! * (Lancer became more convinced! It's working!) * You told Ralsei to offer his services to the enemies! * You two, if we stop fighting, then I could, um... * I could braid your hair! * (Lancer became almost fully convinced!) * You told Ralsei to deal the final blow of kindness! * In summary, I like you two, and... * I think we should all just get along! * You told Ralsei to compliment Lancer really fast! * You'rereallyaswellpersonyouknowthat?! * The soundwaves reached Lancer instantly! * (But Susie blocked the soundwaves before they reached Lancer!) * Try convincing someone that can't HEAR YOU! * Ow... * Hey, HEY! Enough's enough already! * If you hit him any more, you might really hurt him! * ... Lancer, you OK...? * I... I'm fine, Susie! * My insides are just... a little mixed up. * Alright, fine! You guys win! * (Kris, maybe we should have taken it easier...) * Uh oh. * What's wrong, dude? * I accidentally started liking the enemies...! * Now seeing them just makes me feel round and soft. * Bad atmosphere for battle, though. * ... * Well, if you don't wanna fight, * There's no point, I guess. * Battle's over! ================ obj_lancerchase2 ================ * The Lightners are approaching the castle...! * Get them...! ==================== obj_lancerchaseevent ==================== * Hey, Kris. * There's someone up there waving at us. * Any idea what they want...? * R-run, Kris! ================ obj_lancerscare2 ================ * Ha ha ha... * So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD... * The halfway point to our castle. * Hmm... impressive. * So, it's a shame... * You won't make it a step further!!! * 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood! * Lots of blood! * Splooshing blood! * Very gross and bad! * Hey, purple girl, was that scarier? * Why are you asking ME!? * Because you're really cool at being terrifying! * I wanna be as scary as you! * You... * Want to be like ME? * Yeah!!! * Well, that's stupid. * ... * But, umm, the new laugh isn't as awful. * And saying you'd turn us into blood is, uh, cool. * ... what the hell is up with the bucket, though? * It's to put the blood in. * Oh. * Yeah, I'm not, uh, supposed to make a mess. * Anyway, thanks for your feedback! I'm really feeling scary! * ... ummm, no problem, I guess. * Haha. * ... so are your guys gonna attack us, or... * ... Oh! * Yeah! * ... I was so excited I forgot to bring any guys. * But NEXT TIME, it'll be the END for-- * Hey, I've just been calling you guys CLOWNs... * Does your team have an OFFICIAL NAME or something? * Oh, Kris, we should come up with a name! * No, we shouldn't. * Then it's decided! * Everyone puts a name in the bucket! * ... * Well, that was weird. ==================== obj_lancerslideevent ==================== * Kris, down here! ========== obj_legend ========== Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shadows. It was a LEGEND of HOPE. It was a LEGEND of DREAMS. It was a LEGEND of LIGHT. It was a LEGEND of DARK. This is the legend of DELTA RUNE For millenia, LIGHT and DARK have lived in balance, Bringing peace to the WORLD. But if this harmony were to shatter... A terrible calamity would occur. The sky will run black with terror And the land will crack with fear. Then, her heart pounding... The EARTH will draw her final breath. Only then, shining with hope... Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge. A HUMAN, A MONSTER, And a PRINCE FROM THE DARK. Only they can seal the fountains And banish the ANGEL'S HEAVEN. Only then will balance be restored, And the WORLD saved from destruction. Today, the FOUNTAIN OF DARKNESS- The geyser that gives this land form- Stands tall at the center of the kingdom. But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon... And with it, the balance of LIGHT and DARK begins to shift... ============ obj_monster1 ============ Line1 Line2 * Line8 Line9 * Susie and Kris cast Dual-Buster! * Line3 * Line4 * Line5 * Line6 * Line7 ============== obj_npc_facing ============== * Is that a cut on your face, or part of your eye? * Don't worry, Kris! * I've always thought Susie can't be so bad, you know? * I'm sure everything will turn out fine! * And, if you have time, could you say hi to her for me...? * Ah, Kris. * Late again, I see. * Hmm? You need a partner? * Sorry, I'm already partners with the 2nd smartest student. * Though... wait! * Kris, now that I think about it... * Your unique skillset might help a LOT on this assignment! * Pfft, NOT! * I actually want to get an "A!" * Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" * If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again! * Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea? * Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say... * Listened? * Alas, Kris. * I already tried to help you... * Partn'er? * I hardly know 'er!! * Ha ha ha!! * Whaddya think of that one!? * Funny, right??? * ... No? * Well, I got NEWS for you, PAL! * I already GOT a partner!! * SCRAM! * That's right, KRIS! * I got the GOOD partner! * And WE'RE going to be laughing all the way to the BANK! * Because I need money, and I'm also VERY funny. * Kris, don't listen to 'em. * It's not that bad. * You'll PROBABLY survive Susie beating you up. * You're just gonna fail when she doesn't do ANY of your project!! * It's like we always say, Kris... * You SUZ, you LOSE!!! * ... uhhh, that's not very reassuring, huh. * Hey Kris, if you die, can I have your brother's CDs? * Yo, Kris! * Show up earlier next time! * I ended up having to partner with Snowy, haha... * Now he keeps turning to me and saying "Howdy, Partner!" like a cowboy... * Yo, Kris, you're lucky. * I'd rather be partnerless than this, haha... * Yo! Kris! I'm sorry! * If I had just waited to be your partner... * You wouldn't have to be HERS! * She's gonna pound you to pieces, Kris! * And then kick the butts of all those little pieces! * Kris, just keep running and don't look back! * (Click, click, tap, tap...) * ... taken. * (Click, click, tap, tap...) * ... don't die. * Kris! You KNOW Jockington and Catti, Are ALWAYS partners! * We're the ultimate academic duo, Ever since our first gym class! * It was hula hoop day, and they ran out of hoops, for us... * So she used me instead! * That's our origin story! * We SEEM different, but me and Catti have a TON, In common! * We both like breathing, and unhinging our jaws! * Kris, if I had arms... * I would take off this cool hat in rememberance of you. * What? * Wh-what am I watching on my phone? * It's schoolwork, of course. * A... animated schoolwork... and... * H-hey, Kris, have you chosen a partner yet? * (Don't worry, Mew Mew.) * (You'll ALWAYS be MY partner.) * Kris? What's the hold-up? * Go out there! * Ho ho ho... if it isn't my two favorite people. * Psyche! * You guys aren't even in my top five!! * Lancer! * Where's Susie? * You mean the purple girl...? * Ho ho ho... * You fools! * You're too late to stop me...! * What did you do? * Hahaha.. It was SO simple! * She beat me up, so I ran away...! * That's a bit anticlimatic... * So, are you just going to stand there? * I thought you would at least run to the right... * Why!? The purple girl's over there! * Oh, you came back. * If we say hi, will your troops NOT thrash us? * Ralsei, Ralsei, Ralsei... * The thrashing is what makes our relationship work. * What relationship!? * ? * It should be simple, Kris! * Press the boxes onto the switches with ~1! * (Wait, who the hell is ~1?) * Press the boxes onto the switches with ~1! * Or you can, y'know, just use your hands. * Don't look at ME, Kris. Puzzles are YOUR job. * ... Along with everything else I don't wanna do. * Kris, this might seem like a bad situation, but... * I know you can figure something out! * Kris, why don't you look around some more? * So, Kris, what did you find...!? * ... * ... what's all that green stuff around your mouth? * ... 2 minutes in jail and you've already resorted to eating moss. * Umm, you're a real... go-getter, Kris! * ... * Oh... Kris... You, um... * ... you managed to put on shackles. * They... They look really nice on you! * Um, very, prisoner-for-life! Haha! * ... * ... what's all that green stuff around your mouth? * ... 2 minutes in jail and you've already started eating moss. * You even put on prison shackles, so, um... * You look like a prisoner for life! Haha! * ... * My power's lowered by my hunger right now... * But once I eat something... Heheheheh... * You really shouldn't of pissed me off, man. * It's "shouldn't have." * Silence, you sweet basket of eggs! * Our dark energy bends the rules of grammar! * Heheh, yeah, eggboy! * Well? Has everybody had enough? * Constantly. * Then add a mustache over there... * Hee hee, like this? * Haha! Yeah! That's perfect!!! * How's the scheming coming along, you two? * Hey, don't LOOK! Spoilers, dude! * Hey Kris, Lancer's gonna like, * Help me rip up my outfit so it looks all... * Badass and renegade and stuff. * Yes! I have some wavy scissors! * Just sayin', if you join OUR side he can do yours too. * Kris, if you, stay on my side... * I can... um, hem some floral patterns into your ascot. * Ooo, can you hem some into me? * No...? * Heh, my clothes are gonna be so great. * Yes! I've already finished a prototype! * That's just... a bunch of torn up pieces of felt. * Can you PLEASE stop acting so jealous for ONE second? * Well well well... Look who it is. * The Sweet Little Peas We Love To See. * Hey! Watch your language! * Oh, sorry... * Susie's trying to get me to swear more. * Stuck on this puzzle too? * Don't talk to me while I'm scheming. * Say, why don't you just walk over the spikes like before...? * Heh, why bother when you guys will solve it for us? * (Oh, I thought it was because I'm afraid of spikes.) * SHHHH! * Seeing you two scheme together... * It's a bit like a group project in school, isn't it? * Can you stop ruining everything? * Beware! We split up our schemes to scheme twice as fast...! * I'm realizing all kinds of hidden facts about myself! * Such as... I don't know how to scheme very well. * Alright, so how should we split this jelly donut? * I'll take the blood, and you take the skin! * If I may ask, how does a donut fit into your plan? * All real plans allocate for delicious treats. * Sounds like you need to go to Plan School, Dr. Toothpaste. * Hoho! Yes! Earn a second doctorate, Smart Genius! * (Am I being made fun of...???) * Hey, how about we just, uh, split it in half? * Yes!!! A wonderfully evil new idea!!! * Innovation is the spice of vice! * So which way are we going next??? * We... were following you. * Oh... why? I have no idea where I'm going! * (... Kris, let's just go wherever Lancer... DOESN'T go???) * I was just following you in reverse. * I'm... not certain what that means, but OK. * Hahaha, come back for seconds!? * (Kris, let's NOT follow Lancer, OK?) * Damn, I was SURE he went this way... * Still trying to save Lancer from being lost...? * No way, he can save his own damn self. * But, uh, tell me if you see him... * (Kris, let's just go where Susie and Lancer DON'T go...) * (We can figure out how to help them after we get through!) * What are you looking at? * Didn't he just go this way...? * (Kris, let's NOT follow Lancer and Susie, OK?) * Susie! Blue person whose name I neglected to learn all along! * I thought you were going homeways. * We were, but Kris wanted to say bye, y'know? * Oh!!! Really!? Hohoho!!! That's funny!! * I thought YOU wanted to say bye because we're friends! * Huh!? I mean... I didn't NOT want to! * Umm, so, you're the king now, huh...? * Yes!! And I'm changing some big rules! * First, Lightners are now legal! * Second, prison is now only for dads! * Sounds like some pretty good changes. * Hey, your dad was, uh, protecting the fountain, right? * ... is it gonna be OK if we mess with it...? * I have no idea! * But it's you guys, so I trust you...! * If something bad happens, we'll fix it out! * Yeah, guess we'll just see I guess. * Umm... well, see ya later! * Come back soon!!! * There's always room in town, for a couple of clowns! * You should tell your Prince I say goodbye as well. * ... is he leaving? * No... he's just a sweet little peach. * Kris... Susie...? Are you leaving? * Nah, we have to talk to Lancer first. * Kris... Susie...? Are you leaving? * Hell if I know, I'm just following Kris. * Guess we'll just walk to the right if we are. * Kris...? Susie...? You came back...? * Ummm, well... * Kris just wanted to say bye, y'know... * Oh!!! Actually... * ... Everyone here wanted to say goodbye, too. * Please let me know when you leave, alright? * Yeah, yeah, we'll try not to skip you. * Kris! * You survived Susie! * I was getting worried! * OK, Kris, now for something more important. * Now you can finally pay off your family debt. * How to Draw Dragons is 2583 days overdue. * However, Kris. * I am a benevolent volunteer assistant. * If you turn it in this week, I'll reduce your fine to... * A mere $64.23! * Consider it, Kris! * Ah, did you forget what it looks like? * The front is, perhaps... a mauve dragon wearing lipstick. * And as for her clothes, I believe they are, well... * You know, Kris, I think you'll know it when you see it! * What? Hospital window? What are you talking about? * I'm sorry, Kris. * I don't have time to do such things. * Because I'm... Hmm... What do they say? * CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY? * You should try it someday, Kris! * It's actually quite gratifying! * Kris! What'sup! * Catti's working, so I'm starting, on our Project! * I've already, copied a bunch of pictures. * (It's the same picture of a soccer ball 73 times.) * You could say I'm having a Ball! * Hah haha! * gotta go to colleg... * so tem stuby... * HARD!!!! * (She's reading a comic full of hot demon guys.) * Say, Kris... * I was thinking. * Perhaps when Asriel comes home... * We could all go to the diner, just like old times... * My treat. * Doesn't that sound yummy? * Then we could all have a nice drive around town. * I might need to clean out my truck, but... * Yes, these flowers are still kicking. * Quite hard to take care of them in this climate... ================= obj_npc_hammerguy ================= * (Somehow, everyone's HP was restored.) * Well, well! Don't you feel better after a nice massage? Huh-Hah!! * (The Broken Cake was fixed beyond recognition.) * (The Broken Cake became the TOPCAKE.) * This is truly a tremendous cake. * Use its power wisely... * (The Broken Key parts were fixed beyond recognition.) * (The Broken Key parts became the Prison Key.) * .... Hmm, this KEY has a terrible energy coming from it... * Please understand that I only fixed it... * So that you will never have to use it. ===================== obj_npc_puzzlemaster1 ===================== * Um, Susie, I suppose you missed what I said earlier... * As heroes, we have the power to make a peaceful future. * So, from now on, let's try to avoid FIGHTing, OK? * ... * Umm, what if you just took it easy on them...? * If you weaken an enemy, I can use my PACIFY spell. * Which, can put exhausted people to sleep! * Yawn... yeah, you talking is already doing that. * Well, um, just think about it! * (We might have to WARN enemies about her, Kris...) ===================== obj_npc_room_animated ===================== * The pain itself is reason why. * (You found something shining in the dark.) * ("Even in a rush, you need to take care of yourself.") * (You got the Wrist Protector.) * (Hold to skip text.) * (Nothing.) * Would you be interested in trying some of our many 24 Pezza Flavors? * We've got Normal, * Cheese, * Ice, * Gravy, * Double Ice, * Peeperoniss, * And more! * Stop on down at ICE-E's PEZZA! * Psst, can I tell you a mascot secret? I only started working here because... * The logo made me think it was an ice-cream shop... * But I ended up really loving my job! And my co-workers, too! Heehee! * ICE ME UP! * ICE ME UP, BOSS!!! * (Oh, God, someone's actually here...) * Uhhhh... * Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA. * ... * ... H... Hey! * Hey, wait a second! * I recognize you! * I like the vibe of the waitresses here. * Maybe I should sign up, too... * ... Nah, serving drinks wouldn't really suit a fire elemental. * If I got nervous, I'd just melt all the ice. * What if I just served coffee? * Nah, that sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen... * (It's a boombox.) * (It's playing clubs music.) * (Its previously violent expression has turned to kindness...) * (It will now live a peaceful life.) * (Because you rescued it, it grew to respect you...) * (Well, actually, maybe it shrunk to respect you.) * (It's some sort of enemy... looks like they got clobbered.) * Ah, clobbered guys. * Brings back memories. * Urrrghhh, why does the King make us take care of his son? * He's not a bad kid, but he's so weird, and it's so... obligatory... * ... It's no wonder nobody REALLY likes him. * B-but, at the same time, because no one wanted to be his friend... * He ended up becoming REAL friends with a Lightner... A MEAN one... * We probably should have been a better influence, huh! * (Swish, swish) * Oh, fanning? * I'm not fanning. * This is a weighted leaf. I'm just building up my muscles. * L... Lightners! This girl's with you, r-right!? * Sh-She's forcing me to fan her...! Please get her under control! * Nah, they're MY enemies, actually. * We split up 'cause I was too EVIL for 'em. * H-Huh!? Help!!! Help me!!! I don't wanna fan forever!! * Help me!!! I don't wanna fan forever!!! * I thought I hated fanning leaves, but I got really into it... * (Swish, swish) * I could do this forever! ============ obj_npc_room ============ * The gash weaves down as if you cry. * It's a red wagon with a rusty birdcage in it. * Looks like it's seen quite a few crashes. * (It's Chairiel, the beloved living room chair.) * (It's just a dummy.) * S-stop! * I'm still recovering from where you hurt me. * Plus, I just ate, so I'll get a cramp if I fight you so quickly. * Does your castle have a pool? * I wanna know if I should bring my cute swimsuit... * Felt like I was soaring through the air earlier... * Was that a dream...? * Mama miba! I'm TOPCHEF! * My latest cake worked me to exhaustion! * So I took a little nap... * But, Mama miba! * A scary noise woke me up! * A beast was hunched on the table, eating the cake like an animal! * I spritzed it with water, and it hissed and ran off! * But, my wonderful cake is... * Aww, Kris, that sounds like Susie! We must be going the right way! * Let's try to keep her out of any more trouble! * M-M-Mama miba! M-M-Mama SHIBA! * You know that beast!? * Please don't come back... * Mama miba! Mom AMOEBA! * Y-You're the beast that ate my cake! * Yeah? So? Want me to spit it back out? * N-no, that's quite fine... * Ya sure? 'd probably make it better. * Why are you looking at me like that!? * I don't trust anyone that won't eat my spit. * ... So you don't trust anyone? * Yeah. * W-woah! Wait a minute! Even if you're my enemy, I've got to warn you! * A purple beast is roaming, clobbering anyone who dares block her way...! * (Sob...) We don't even like fighting... th-the King left us no choice... * O-oh... Kris, we need to stop Susie, quick...! * (Sob...) We don't even like fighting... th-the King left us no choice... * Hey, why aren't you afraid...? * AHHHHHHHHHHH!! * It's that purple beast!!! * Woah, nice cheer. * Look, Kris, I've got fans. * AHHHHHHHHHH- * Okay, I'm outta breath. * Sup. * I thought you were running away. * Yeah, I finished. * Are you puzzled by COMBAT? * Wanna know how TP works? * If you still haven't assembled all the details... * My cohorts to the WEST will gladly help you put the pieces together. * Your friends can't ACT alone, but they can still help you win peacefully. * The DARK PRINCE's PACIFY spell can remove TIRED enemies safely from battle. * If nothing else, why not try using an ITEM? * Even if it seems useless, the effects may surprise you. * What? * I'm building a ladder here. * Today's lesson is... * Get out of my way when I'm building a ladder! * Do you need an interactive tutorial on leaving me alone? * What? * Do you need an interactive tutorial on leaving me alone? * DEFENDING will not only temporarily reduce the damage you take... * It also lets you focus, restoring TP. You need TP to CAST SPELLS! * So don't be afraid to DEFEND! * DEFEND and CAST SPELLS! * By the way, all leftover TP will turn into extra MONEY after the battle! * Getting close to BULLETS is really exciting, isn't it? * You'll recover a little TP for each BULLET you get close to. * Plus, getting close to bullets can sometimes end the enemy's attack faster. * It's quite dangerous though. * So no worries if you don't want to try. * (It's a candy tree.) * (All the ripe candy has been picked.) * (It's a candy tree.) * (All the ripe candy has been picked.) * Let's not take any more, Kris. * Unripe candy is sour. * What? Sour, sweet, meaty, bitter... if it's candy, it's good! * Well, that's accepting of you... * ... Wait, "meaty?" * What kind of candy is meaty? * Y'know. * Whatever it's called. * Uhhh, jerky. * That's not candy... * Then why is it next to it in the store!? * We're sorry. * We're normally puzzle guys, but... * We've been forced to do TUTORIALS just to make ends meet. * When the KING got power, he fired everyone and replaced all puzzle makers with HIM... * ROUXLS KAARD... * Lord of the Puzzles... * Be careful...! * The KING didn't even give us severance pay... * His son just gave us all beanies... * Itchy beanies... * Woah there, horsie. Ponmen're scary, but all'n they're doin' is following the King. * Us on the Board used to have our own boss... those'n were peaceful times. * But now, even the boss's been reduced to the King's peon... * My name? Mr. Elegance. * Haha, and these? These are my nostrils, not my eyes. * ... can still see out of them, though. * Fear not - we, unlike the simple Ponmen, possess FULL faculty over our actions. * I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant! * Unless he asks me. * He's very scary, you see. * What, you think you possess the power to topple that brute??? * Yes! Yes! I'm sure everyone will support you! Go for it! * Just as long as I don't have to participate! * Hmmm... Mr. Elegance has run off on some hellish errand... * Huh? No, I didn't help out at all!! * Why are or aren't you asking!? * Hey, kid. We managed to fix up this old thingamajig for you. * It's some kinda door... It can take you anywhere you want in the world! * As long as that's one of two locations. * Anyhoo, we'll keep working on it... Anything to help you out, kid! * Hey kid, we managed to get this door to go to the castle. * Hope it helps you out! * ... Where'd this door come from? * Dunno... come to think of it, I've never seen it before. * Woah there, horsie. Me and Mr. Society got this door workin' for ya. * It can go anywhere you want... 'long as it's one of the two destinations. * Since it was just the two of us, it was tough work, and it might break. * Anyhow (ha ha) hope'n it helps you deal with the King. * Woah there, horsie. Mr. Society and the puzzle guy fixed that door. * Since it was just the three of us, it should work without any issues. * Anyhow (ha ha) hope'n it helps you deal with the King. * This door'll go even further than before. * Not sure'n what we did to make it work like that, but... * Now, don't tell anyone Mr. Society helped... he doesn't want none of that. * I'm watchin' ya now... with my nostrils. * Don't mind me. * I'm on break. * ... Say, help me. I need to get something for my friend CLOVER'S birthday. * Her only interests are SPORTS, CUTE BOYS, and TREES. * ... maybe I'll just get her a card. * Maybe I could put some money in the card... No, I need that! * I used to WORK at the castle until the KING fired all the STAFF. * What was my job? Oh, I was the ROYAL COAT RACK! * Ah, that SCARF! * I noticed that you, simply took it, without asking! * That's fine! It's my gift to help you defeat the KING! * You folks are really energetic! Ha ha! And potentially criminals! * You folks look like heroes! * Take the SCARF from this chest and DEFEAT the KING! * Besides, it's old, ragged, and doesn't fit me anymore! * That's what CHESTs are for! It's kind of hand-me-down situation in there! * Hey, where's that scarf! Did it not fit you? * That's OK! Just put it in a chest! Someone else will take it! * I used to WORK at the castle until the KING fired all the STAFF. * What was my job? Oh, I was the ROYAL COAT RACK! * (...) * (I'm just a little ball, I don't want to discuss anything.) * Today's a special day~ * OBVIOUSLY. * To some degree... * Do you know what day it is~? * You BETTER. * Um, it's OK if you don't... * Bow-Bow! * (Break the Box for a Bracelet.) * Bow-Bow! * (It will Boost your Befense.) * Bow-Bow! * (Bracelets are my Bfavorite.) * The King wants to o-liminate Lightners, but... we didn't o-gree with that. * We o-scaped, but the o-thers were o-rrested... * Don't worry about talking to my o-ssociate here. * Whenever Bow-Bow talks... * She always goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... * And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... * (This cardboard stand is actually just a fake cardboard stand of a cardboard stand.) * Before the King came along, I used to eat the leaves from this tree... * Now I still do that. * Such is the way of the worm... * Such is the way of the worm... * These birds are Pissing me off... * I'm the original Starwalker * S-somehow, Prince Lancer's made REAL friends with a Lightner... * S-somebody should tell the King, immediately...! * ... But, it's definitely not going to be me. * Whoever breaks the news is gonna get wrecked! * Don't look at me! * Ugh! I'm jealous of everyone with a leaf! * How's the thrash machine we designed going? * The WHAT machine? * The machine...? We had a whole sequence about it...? * Oh, that. Yeah, we'll make it at the last minute. * You two should REALLY start working on it earlier... * WHAT'S with the lecture? * I didn't come here for a second dad! * Heheh, yeah, you tell him! * Being a bad guy sure is relaxing! * Kris, if you're jealous, you can be a bad guy, too... * Kris isn't jealous of your evildoing lifestyle...! * (But um, if you are, I can find a nice leaf and fan you...) * So, er... ready to be a good guy again, Susie? * Nah. Gotta say being a bad guy is pretty sweet. * Not only is it WAY more fun than being "good," * But MY teammate's PROUD of what I do. * Earlier, Susie ate a pinecone off the floor. * It gave her a terrible stomach-ache. * It was VERY brave and cool. * SEE??? Finally, some RESPECT!!! * Hey, move it, Captain Toothpaste. * You're blocking my reverse-tan. * The shadow's flares are making us as pale as a horse! * You can follow behind us, you know. * Oh, okay! * ... I noticed you aren't doing that. * Yeah! * Thanks for inviting me! This trash can's really great! * I apologize for the inconvenience earlier! * I'm gonna invite my friends into this trash can, too! * (Oh, oh. I'm just the cage.) * (No one talks to me!) * (Are you enjoying the show?) * (I'm Goulden Sam.) * (It's tough being the fourth cage.) * (Us animals used to be alone in these cages.) * (Now everyone's here.) * (So many new people... Wish we could go back to the good old days,) * (When it was just us in these filthy cages.) * (The sound of various animals tumbling around.) * Woe! Oh, Woe! * We are the three Former Kings! * We beg you, free us! * Once, all four of us ruled together, but when the Knight arrived, everything changed... * Oh, my diamonds! My jewels! You must tell me if they're all right! Ohh!! * What, you say? Your world is in danger? * Well, that's a shame, isn't it. * Since I didn't want to fight you guys, I got locked up... * How can I!? You guys seem WAY nicer than the King...! * Haha, I'd rather be in jail than face you guys! You're terrifying! * I was arrested for making a puzzle without a license... * I... I'll never make another word search! Promise! * We sold all of our beds to replace them with treasure. * My back hurts, but life has never been better!!! * Huh? * You two are real heroes, you know that? * What about me? * You too, Talking Beast... * You too. * Hey, it's you! * You're that peaceful Lightner! * Woah, you even tamed the beast that was tormenting us...! * ... beast? * What beast? * Ohhh!!! You even taught the beast to talk!? * Here, have a Choco Diamond! * (You got the Choco Diamond.) * I'm sorry, we don't have any room for that. * That's OK, I already ate it. * You weren't as nice as I thought... * I guess people shouldn't have heroes. * I... I'll never forgive you for that forgiveness... * I feel just OK about you chumps now... * ... Wait, what about her? * Will she hurt us anymore? * Nah, you're good. * (Unless Kris tells me to I guess.) * (Sigh...) Rouxls Kaard was standing here... * (Sigh...) I think making block-pushing puzzles is a totally hunky hobby... * (Looks like Hathy sold all the gems and replaced them with beds.) * (Looks extremely well slept.) * (Hathy looked at you kindly. Your sins against Hathy were forgiven.) * (Hathy looked at you...) * We're sorry about hurting you earlier... * We promise we won't do it anymore! * (Hathy felt your sincerity. Hathy forgived your sins...) * (You felt a weight being lifted from you.) * (Hathy looked at you kindly. You felt about the same.) * (Hathy will never forget what you've done.) * In a good way? * (In a bad way.) * Oh. * (Sigh...) Rouxls Kaard was standing here... * (Sigh...) Sorry I'm sighing, I didn't get much sleep. * Oh! Let us take your coat! * And put it in the TOILET! HA! * ... which, we don't even have. * Please try the baseballs~! * Yeah! Eat so many you CHOKE! * ... do they eat sports? * Then we can all play Twister~! * Just stay OUT OF OUR WAY! * ... we lose even by ourselves. * Were you invited? * YOU WEREN'T!!! * You DID hurt us... * Awkward... * You wanna REMATCH!? * You'd better leave... * I'm the first party member. * I'm in charge of the DPS. * (Dancin' Party Soundtrack.) * (Hathy is the second party member. It's the healer.) * (She was in charge of catering the party.) * (Unfortunately the cake she commissioned was destroyed in a field somewhere.) * (That's a risk that one always runs when ordering a cake.) * (Show's over! Everybody go home!) * (What's all the fuss about? Fewer people are in cages...) * (Us animals decided it's OK if the Kings stay in the cages as well.) * (... but they'll have to put on animal ears and noses...) * What ho!! What about us!? Aren't we going to be restored as Kings...!? * ... Ah? My treasure is unharmed? Carry on, then. * I'll be honest, at first we weren't sure who make our new King... * ... I mean, Lancer HAS always been a bit of a pain. * But after seeing how nice he treats YOU guys, I think he'll be fine! * I have high hopes for the new King. * He's already mandated a 400-percent increase in salsa production. * Mama miba!! What a celebration!! This calls for a cake!! * And this time, I'll make it out of metal so animals can't eat it! * Clover's mother! * Please sample my cakes any time! * Do I HAVE TO be Clover's mom to do that? * Yes! That's my arbitrary rule! * Mama miba! What a celebration! Everyone is here! * This must be the birthday party I made that cake for!! * Clover's birth!! Such a sweet occasion!! I might cry! * Uh... actually, this whole thing is, like, OUR fault. * Oh! Mon amiga!! Then... YOU'RE Clover's mother!?!?? * Now I understand why you ate the cake!! To protect her!! * Huh, wait, no, I -- * (Wait, if I go along with this, can I get more cake...?) * What's going on? I slept through everything... * (Hathy looked at you proudly...) * (Kiss!) * (Limit one.) * The future looks sweet~! * Like a pile of BEE'S PUKE. * ... which, is honey, I think. * A kingdom with so much hope~! * Hope you didn't SCREW IT UP. * ... that means thank you. * Come to our next b-day, too~! * We'll have one SOON!!! * ... if that's... possible... * I knew you could do it! * Though I was your enemy, I was cheering for you...! * ... That's how much I disliked my job. * Wonderful Worke, mine Amigose! * Thou hast toppledst the Tyrant! Freedst our Creedst! * Trulyeth, History shall not forget - * The Tale of Rouxls Kaard, and the Three Heroes! * What about the part where you tried to kill us? * Ah... an interesting Historical Theorie, is it not? * Nonetheless, the evidence precludeth such a thing... * ... what evidence? * I shall giveth thou a plate of Worms for thou silence. * Deal. * You did it! You ousted that rotten tyrant! * I'll happily accept a bounty of credit for my contributions... * ... Unless the King reappears, in which case -- I did nothing! * Darn, horsey. You've'n done us a big help. * Now all'n of us pieces can live in peaces. * Boy, my nostrils can't thank you enough. * Bgreat Bwork! * You're O-bsolutely O-mazing! * 'Onestly, we owe you... * Best! You're the Best! * Way to go, kids! Now we can go back to making the puzzles we love... * Life's got no tutorial, so try your best! * And, thanks to your donation, I could buy a new hat and some shaving cream. * Got nothing left to teach you now... * Life's got no tutorial, so try your best! * Thank you! I can go back to being a coat hanger now! * By the by, I asked Seam to come here, but... * There wasn't any interest. * (Even a little ball can say something like "thank you.") * I love reading books. * Especially the books upstairs. * You should really. * Read them! * I love reading books. * Especially... * The books. * Hey short-stuff. * Why would YOU possibly need to talk to the mayor? * Your allowance too low? * Ate too much candies? * Lost your frisbee in the wash? * Hey, short-stuff... * That's what the cops are for. * What? Don't talk to you like you're a "kid?" Fine... * If you need someone to change your diaper, go ask the Cop's. * I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * The mayor is busy right now. * If you need to see her, please try causing some terrible crisis. * I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * Are you here to complain about your teacher? * If you don't like her, please blame your mother for getting her hired... * The mayor's charisma is about zero. * No, it's negative. * But she works hard and has a good track record, so she runs unopposed. * Thaaaaaat's politics. * Rarely. * Not only does she act icy, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast. * That chill I feel... is... * Is this what politics feels like? * ... * You're alive. * ... * Nice. * ... * ... * I'm working. * ... * This uniform's... * Mandatory. * Uh, we'll take the special, and do you have any edible glitter...? * The youngest one won't eat anything if it doesn't look like treasure... * In a pinch, sprinkles will work, too... * Don't be a stranger now, alright, hun? * Hey there! * Haven't seen you in a while, hun. * I remember, back on Sundays, after service... * You and your family would come in and order the special. * 'Course, things happened, and then... * Y'all... * Stopped comin' together. * But every Sunday, you and your brother'd still come in. * He'd order you a hot chocolate... * And you two'd sit down at that table in the corner... * ... drawin' shapes in the window with your breath. * ... * You must really miss him, huh? * ... Here, how about this? * (You got the Hot Chocolate.) * On the house, hun. * ... You know, I'd give you a hot chocolate on the house... * ... But it looks like you've got enough things already. * Take it easy, okay, hun? * So, for you two girls, that'll be the crepes, a cinnamon latte... * Two bunny parfaits, and... a piece of firewood...? * And, how would you like that firewood done? * Dude, remember when we used to skip the first hour of class to come here? * YOU were fine, but I almost had to repeat the year 'cause of it... * Those crepes were MAD worth, though! Delinquency is the best condiment! * Dude, if we didn't bring Gerson our leftovers, I bet I would have failed HARD... * Looking at my rugged body, you must wonder what kind of secrets I hold... * My secret is, I put all my leftover pancakes in this giant hat. * Whew! * I sure love PANCAKE! * Ice Wolf does not like ice in drink. * Ice Wolf likes ice... * ... to BE drink! * Ice Wolf also like ice-themed mascots. * H-How am I supposed to get past this blue lady...!? * I'm stuck!! * I-I guess I should just run away... * Police Chief Undyne is supposed to be directing traffic... * But all she's doing is standing in the middle of the street yelling "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" * She's the best, huh!? * I feel really directed!!! * Yo, Kris! * You survived Susie, haha! * I mean, I never saw her beat anyone up, but, uh, I'd be careful. * Like, one time me, Snowy, and Jockington were playing handball, * And she just kept creepily watching us from the corner. * Then, when the ball rolled over to her she just, uh, froze solid... * ... and kicked the ball as hard as she could, right into Officer Undyne's car! * Then, Undyne came out, smiling, cracked her knuckles, and totally wiped us at handball... * Anyway, Susie sucks, Kris, haha. * Yo, Kris, you look kind of annoyed. * Everything OK? * You can calm down now, dude! Susie's not here, haha! * ... Huh? * You look even more annoyed... * HOOH!! * You're lucky, Kris!! * You got to miss class with Alphys! It's not fair! Ha ha ha! * If I skipped class, my dad'd never let me hear the end of it!!! Ha ha ha!!! * ... That's actually not even remotely funny. * Hey neighbor-beighbor! When's yah brother Doug gonna come by? Huh huh huh! * My girls'd love to see him! He's a sweet little man! * He's just got one problem... * He doesn't like my wife's cookin'! * What's wrong, Douglas? * You don't like frozen cat food? Huh huh huh! * Can't blame yah brother for leavin' town. * He's out there, gettin' a big brain in the big school. * Hope when he becomes a big shot, he remembers us little guys down the street. * Eatin' oranges and gettin' our stomachs pumped. * Oh, it's you. * Are you here to play the piano again? * The patients can't hear it well from here, but I personally enjoy it. * Sometimes the police chief comes in to play the piano. * Her playing is nice, but when she starts singing... * We have to ask her to leave. * Hmmm... you usually play the piano a bit more... beautifully. * Is everything OK? * You DO seem a little sick... * Nothin' better than hangin' at the lake with my best bro... * Watchin' the waves go by... * ... * ... true. ============ obj_npc_sign ============ a golden a yellow an orange a green a cyan a blue a purple * You can't read these symbols... * Or maybe it's the handwriting. * (Enemies ahead! You're gonna die!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (If you're reading this... I guess you're dead.) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Hey, don't read this sign! It's a work in progress!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (These types of trees DON'T contain an item that can heal you.) * (Whatever you do, DON'T check the tree and use to open your menu!) * (You got it!?) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Behold, the Maze of Death! * Prepare to GET LOST, clowns!!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Feeling lost yet!? You must be UTTERLY HELPLESS among these twists and turns!) * (Your sense of direction won't save you now!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Hey, wait!! Where am I!? Help! Somebody help! I'm lost!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Oh, it's just this way.) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Hey, don't look! This sign's private!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Heheheheh!!! I sneaked by and made a sign!!) * (SIGNED, LANCER) * (Hathy, in case you wanted to make us a birthday gift...) * (My favorite things are trees, boys, and sports!) * (SIGNED, CLOVER) * "Hole Goals" $1 - Monthly tutorial, weekly. $10 - Weekly tutorial, monthly. $100 - Stop making tutorials. * (From the bottom, the order of our rooms in Card Castle.) * (Of course, if you haven't been there, you won't know it.) * (Really emphasizing that it's impossible if you haven't been there...) * (Enter the password!) * (Note: Due to everyone forgetting the password, it's written at the top.) * This jail is Pissing me off... * I'm the original Starwalker * (It's a throne.) * (It seems to have been damaged in a struggle...) * (Riches and treasure.) * (It gleams with avarice.) * (It's ~1 flower, protected in a container...) * (It's your dad's truck.) * (The floor of the front seat is littered with old papers and country CDs...) * (It's your mom's van.) ================= obj_npc_susiedark ================= * Oh, you're not dead. * Sweet. * Got any idea what the heck this place is? * ... me neither. * Wonder if there's anyone in that building up there...? * Maybe this place is an abandoned theme park? * Wait, where are the rides, then...? * Maybe they abandoned it 'cause there weren't any. ============== obj_npc_toriel ============== * Hello there! * How are you doing on this fine day? ============== obj_overworldc ============== HP LV $ ITEM STAT CELL USE INFO DROP "~1" LV HP ~1 AT ~1 ( DF ~1 ( None None Pencil Halloween Pencil Lucky Pencil Bandage WEAPON: ARMOR: MONEY: ??? EXP: NEXT: * You bid a quiet farewell to the * You put the ~1 on the ground and gave it a little pat. * You threw the ~1 on the ground like the piece of trash it is. * You abandoned the * The ~1 was thrown away. * What Egg? * (You didn't quite understand why...) * (But, the thought of discarding it felt very wrong.) ==================== obj_placeholderenemy ==================== Message A Message B Message C Message D WlyWlyWlyWly WlyWlyWlyWly WlyWlyWlyWly WlyWlyWlyWly * Placeholder Message A. * Placeholder Message B. * Placeholder Message C. * Placeholder Message D. A special scenario occurred!! * ENEMY - AT 1 DF 1 * I am your adversary. * You warned the enemy. * It guarded from Susie's attack. (Warned) * Its body was filled with a kind feeling. * Its body will result in a kind feeling at the end of the combat. * Its body will result in a speech after attack. * Its body became tired. (Tired) ================ obj_ponman_enemy ================ (Weak) * Ponman advances one step at a time. * Ponman listens politely, despite having no ears. * Ponman seems hypnotized by your idle animation. * Ponman gazes enigmatically. * Smells like a pawn shop. * Ponman can't keep its eye open. * Ponman looks dilated. * Ponman is sleeping soundly. (Sleepy) * The enemies became SLEEPY from Ralsei's lullaby! * PONMAN - AT 8 DF 0 * Its nucleus doubles as an eyespot. * You whispered goodnight to Ponman. * It fell asleep... * Ralsei sang a soft and entrancing lullaby! * You and Ralsei warned Ponman about Susie. * The enemy went on guard... * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) * PONMAN fell asleep! * The enemies became TIRED! * PONMAN fell asleep! * SUSIE fell asleep! * The enemies became TIRED! (Sleepy) =============== obj_prisonevent =============== * Heheheh... You poor Lightners... * We were told to keep you imprisoned for eternity... too bad! * ... Would have loved to see you guys punished!! Hahaha!! * O... Ow... * Well this is a fine how-do-you-do, isn't it, Kris? * Imprisoned for eternity... * ... That sounds like it might take a while. * ... * ... and Susie! Where's Susie!? * We have to find her, Kris... Before she gets hurt! * ... or, um, hurts someone else... * Maybe there's something we can escape with in here...? * ... So you couldn't find anything... * Well, Kris! Let's not give up hope just yet! * ... * But, um, if we don't make it for some reason... * Then I just wanted to say, um... * I... I'm glad I was able to meet... * Hey, idiots! Can you shut up!? * I'm trying to concentrate!! * S-Susie!? Where are you!? * I dunno, prison? * Seriously though. I'm outta my cell. * I sweet-talked the warden into giving me the keys. * Susie!? Really!? How? * I, uh, "invited" him to visit the trash can. * Anyway, now there's a puzzle in the way. * Okay! Solve it, Susie! * I... um... don't do... puzzles. * ... * Hey, how 'bout we just sit tight and wait for Lancer? * He lives in the castle, he's bound to come save us. * ... why don't Kris and I just help you solve the puzzle? * Look, I don't NEED your help. * ... * ... but, uh, if you said what to do, out loud, * Y'know, I wouldn't stop you. * (Kris, tell Susie what to do.) * Finally!!! We solved it!!! * ... * Damn it! Wait! We just did the same thing as last time! * Yeah!!! We solved it!!! * ... * What the hell? We were so close! Let us through anyway! * ... looks like it reset. * ... it reset again. * Kris, are you sure you know what you're doing...? * Enough resets!!! I'm doing the puzzle myself!!! * ... * Okay, I won't, but... * ... uhh, nice first move, Kris. * Yes!!! We did it!! * Great!! Now come and free us! * Alright, alright! * ... so that's why, OK, Kris? * ... hey. * Susie! You came to save us...! * I knew you had the heart of a hero, Susie..! * Yeah, yeah, don't push your luck. * (Kris and Ralsei joined the party!) ================= obj_pushableblock ================= * (You haven't decided if you want to do the puzzle yet.) * (It won't move anymore.) * What!? * The puzzle!? * I thought you were on MY side, Kris. * ... wait a sec. * Those boxes...! * I get it! * Wait a second, Kris! ================= obj_rabbick_enemy ================= (Tired) Snitter snatter what's the matter Duruuuu--- Hop, hop Meow. Bunnies are the sequel to frogs. A soft and clean boy. A refreshing boy. A sweet and fresh girl. A nice and tidy girl. * Rabbick is looking for a couch to get stuck under. * Rabbick emits a musty groan. * Rabbick ambiently damages the soil. * The battlefield is filled with the smell of dusty mustard. * Rabbick is starting to look wispy. * Rabbick is now nice and clean. * RABBICK - AT 8 DF 1 * This dusty bunny needs a bit of spring cleaning. * Press ~1 repeatedly to blow air! * Kris breathed on the Rabbick. * It blew away entirely... * Press ~1 repeatedly to blow air! * The bunnies were blown away! * You and Ralsei warned Rabbick about Susie. * The enemy went on guard... * You and Ralsei warned the enemies about Susie. * Everyone went on guard. (Warned) =============== obj_ralseienemy =============== * ... * See that HEART, Kris? * That's a SOUL, the culmination of a HUMAN's being! * Not only does it represent one's WILL and COMPASSION... * But it also has the power to DETERMINE FATE. * When enemies attack, BULLETS appear. * Please avoid them and protect your team's FATE! * Ready, Kris? * Let's try dodging! * That's DEFENDING, Kris. * You'll recover TP and take less damage. * It's not part of this lesson, though. * Gee, Kris! * You sure are good at defending! * I'm not attacking, you, though, so... * No need to defend! * Ummm... * Kris? * There are no bullets, and you can't use TP... * So, umm, maybe you could stop defending? * ... * You've got an item! * That's, um, great, Kris... * W-wow, Kris! * That was an amazing attack! * Have you done this before or something...? * Good job, Kris! * By the way, you'll do more damage... * Pressing Z when the cursor is RIGHT IN the box on the left! * Kris! * You did it!!! * (I was really just about at my limit...) * Umm, anyway, let's move onto my favorite: ACTING! * Selecting the ACT ICON will let you do all sorts of things. * We'll even be able to get through battles without ATTACKing! * Select the ACT ICON and HUG the Dummy! * Ummm... Kris? * You don't need to hit it anymore. * I already know you're great at attacking! * Hey, Kris? * I know you like attacking, but... * Did you know you can win without having to? * ... * Kris, could you, um, stop...? * Oh, sorry, Kris! * I forgot to mention! * When you're ATTACKing... * Press Z again when the cursor goes in the box! * It's OK, Kris! * You'll get it! * Try again! * Press Z when the white rectangle's in the blue box! * Ummm... you can press Z a lot, if it helps! * Kris... * Please try to press Z. * Ummm, Kris? * Can you see the white rectangle? * You know rectangles? * They're like messed-up squares? * ... * Umm, why don't we try something else? * Select the ACT ICON and HUG the Dummy! * ... * Hey, Kris, I think I've, um... * Reached the limits of what I can teach you today. * Let's go find Susie. * ... * Kris, it's um... * Really hard for me to teach when you're hitting me. * Let's take a break and go find Susie, OK? * K-Kris!? * Y-you must have missed... * H... Haha... * W-wait, aren't you supposed to be ACTing!? * A-anyway, now that you know how to attack... * Let's try learning how to ACT, OK? * Select the ACT ICON and HUG the Dummy! * K-Kris!? * D-did you miss again!? * ... * Though, I mean, if you wanted to hit me, that's ok, too... * Ralsei looks on expectedly. * Yipee! * You did it, Kris! * O-oopsie... * Was that too many? * Here, let's try just one! * Yipee! * You did it, Kris! * ... * L-look, Kris! * You dodged one! * Now, let's talk about SELECTING COMMANDS. * These ICONS will let you ISSUE COMMANDS to YOUR TEAM. * The first ICON, THE SWORD, is the ATTACK COMMAND. * Using it lets you, um... * Hurt people... * ... w-well, I guess we have to defend ourselves sometimes, right? * Select the SWORD ICON to ATTACK the Dummy! * RALSEI - AT 8 DF 12 * The fluffy prince... * You hug RALSEI. * K... Kris!? * K... Kris!? * Ummm, I don't think, um... * This is what you're supposed to be doing. * (But I don't really want to tell you to stop...) * Kris!? * Umm, if that's what you r-really want... * Then that's a victory in my book! * You win! h h h h h See you in the next hell, losers! ================ obj_ralseithrown ================ * Missed! * The crown greatly loosened! * The crown loosened a little! ================== obj_readable_room1 ================== * Suddenly, your body seizes up. * What are you looking at? * There are CDs under the bed. * Classical, jazz, religious ska... * There's also a game console. * It has one normal controller, and one knock-off one. * It's a computer desk. * There are many boxes under it filled with old books. * The drawer is mostly empty, except for... * A school cross country shirt with a tear in it. * A very old school ID with an embarrassing haircut. * A coupon book. * Every coupon is for half-off a large pizza. * All the coupons expired before the book's print date. * There's nothing useful in the drawer. * It's a beautiful day outside. * Clothes drawer. * Your bed. * It's stained. * The door is locked. * It's only you. * There are crayons in the drawer. Their labels have long faded, and there's no green. * A cactus. * There's not much to say about it. * There are many books. * Tales of Snails - A Story Book. * Snails Do Not Have Tails - A Scientific Refutation. * Can Snails Help Your Garden? Um, Not Really. * And a signed copy of The History of Humans and Monsters, by Gerson Boom. * There's no time to read anything right now. * There's a photo on the fridge. It's of you, your mother, and your brother. * There is some white fur stuck in the drain. * There's some cinnamony batter caked on the stovetop. * (It's a butterscotch-cinnamon pie.) * (It's still cooling.) * (Cookie cutters for gingerbread monsters and gingerbread humans.) * It's a trashcan. * Somehow, it's emitting a pleasant floral scent. * It's a trashcan. * Somehow, its floral scent has increased. * It's a landline phone. * But you already have a cell phone. * It's the TV. * Doesn't seem to even be plugged in anymore. * It's a book of hymns. * On the shower ledge, there's a small container of apple-scented shampoo. * ... and a gallon-sized container of pet shampoo. * You looked inside the sink cupboard. * There's... * A can of Ice-E's Cool Boys Body Spray "Spray For The Boys," Flamin' Hot Pizza Flavor. * It seems to be almost entirely full. * The locker is locked. * The locker's lock is locked. * The lock's locker is locked. * The locker's lock's locker is locked. * The locker is locked. * (The locker is covered in Jockington memorabilia.) * (Are you ready for the Sadie Hawkman's dance?) * (At this dance, all the chaperones wear giant hawk heads...) * (... and screech at any students that make contact while dancing.) * (You look through the frosted window.) * (A blurry yellow object is teaching a bunch of blurry bored-looking objects.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's lukewarm.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's tepid.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's refreshingly cool.) * (You drank from the water fountain.) * Heheh, people put their mouth on that, ya know. * That wasn't ENCOURAGEMENT, dumbass! * Do you like, breathing? Moving fast, with or without, legs? * But usually, with legs? * Join the Cross Country Team with Jockington, and Noelle! * (Locker. It's locked.) * (This used to be your brother's locker.) * (It's your locker.) * (It's empty.) * (You checked the time.) * (... It seems to be time for class.) * (You checked the time.) * (... It seems to not be time for class.) * Um, Kris, the hope is that you... * ... choose someone in the class? * (The computer's wallpaper is a rotating slideshow of nature images.) * (... and, rarely, an image of two buff superheroes embracing, blushing.) * (The computer is turned off.) * (Everything felt peaceful for a moment.) * (It's a bunch of roses.) * (Looks like motivational quotes from various literature.) * "Try your best, Astral Wolf!" * "Even in your darkest hour...!" * (... that one seems to be from a video game.) * ("Ms. Toriel" is written in cursive on the dry-erase board.) * (Seems like it hasn't been erased in a very long time.) * (It's a computer.) * (Its desktop wallpaper is you and your brother dressed up for Halloween 8 years ago.) * (Some kind of teacher food.) * (It's a poster of several basic shapes.) * (Circle, Oval, Square...) * (Hyperdodecahedron...) * (Kids' books.) * (Some of them used to be yours.) * (It's a primitive drawing of your mom.) * (Some kind of primitive sculpture.) * (Who knows what it represents?) * (The Throne of the Gods.) * (The door is locked.) * (The door is locked.) * (It's a worn-down stuffed animal.) * (It's a lightswitch.) * (It's a checkerboard.) * (There are pawns strewn on it.) * (Playing cards spill out of a deck in the closet.) * (It's a yellowed, poorly-drawn picture of a green turtle.) * (It's signed 'Alvin.') * (It's one of those sliding bead toys that naturally spawns inside doctors' offices.) * (The beads march grimly along their set path.) * (It's too dark to see anything.) * In this land, only eyes blinded by darkness can see the way... * (It looks like a shop, but the door is locked, and no one's inside...) * (It's locked.) * Hey, Kris, I really think we should catch up with Susie. * We can come back here after our adventure is over... * ... and then I can bake you a yummy cake! * Kris, perhaps we should save the world first...? * It seems a bit important. * Come to think of it, how did Lancer get up there...? * I suppose he rode his bike up the side of the cliff...? * Check the clock. * In order to solve this puzzle, you'll have to hurry. * (Store to the left.) * (Come on in and buy something...) * (Or don't.) * (When you step into the light, you'll return to where you were before.) * (Touching a wall slows your run.) * (It looks like it's supposed to be the solution to a puzzle...) * (But, it's been vandalized with a calligraphy pen.) * (Looks like the order of symbols was RED-BLACK-RED.) * (Looks like the order of symbols was RED-BLACK-RED.) * RK came by... What a hunk! * He vandalized the puzzle to stop the Lightners... * But WE know the answers! * Oh, you wanna get through!? * Of course we'll tell you!!! * Ummm... The first symbol is a HEART! Haha, just like LOVE! Does that help!? * Ummm... The first symbol is a HEART! Haha, just like LOVE! Does that help!? * Um, symbol puzzle...? * All the symbols were different... I think. * You can, um... still see the colors they were, too... * Sorry I can't be any more help... * Huh!? Symbol puzzle...!? * Why should --WE-- care!? * NONE of the symbols are CLUBs! * ARRRGH, it's downright insulting! * (Just a regular hole...) * (Revolve around the center, and look carefully.) * (The darker it gets, the more you can see.) * ..! * (Though hard to see, there was a switch in the tree...!) * ..! * (Though hard to see, there was a switch in the tree...!) * ...? * How'd you know that was there, Kris? * You're really amazing, you know that, Kris...? * (Doesn't seem to be anything else interesting in the tree.) * (There's a tree blocking the way.) * (Might look like you can walk around it, but that's definitely not the case.) * (Can't get any more.) * (Got $40 from Starwalker's ambient luster.) * Susie's first solo puzzle... what a nice memory. * Stop remembering me fondly!!! * (There's a crack in the wall...) * (What could be inside...?) * (... it's more wall.) * (Nothing here except for poor architectural engineering.) * (It's a metal door.) * (You rattle the bars...) * (It's no use...) * (It's a metal door.) * (It's locked.) * (There's a conspicuous absence of a metal door here.) * What the hell? Your prison cell gets MOSS!? * (That's unfair...) * (Didn't even save any for me...) * (The puzzle description has been smashed and graffiti'd.) * (... but the graffiti is written in overwrought gothic calligraphy...) * It's nice Susie finally found a place she fits in... * ... and she's getting along with Lancer, too! * Hey, you two didn't mess with my hideout, did ya? * I wonder if "hideout" might be overselling it a bit? * Nah, I took a nap in there so it's basically my house now. * (It's a stump with some kind of dinner hole in it.) * (He is behind the tree.) * (It is a tree.) * (Well, there is not a man here.) * (Wall banners. They seem to have been through some kind of struggle...) * (Riches.) * (They shine with avarice.) * (Rudinn's Room.) * (Yes, that's a door!) * (Elevator to Top Floor.) * (Currently stuck at the top floor until someone rides it down.) * (Elevator to Top Floor.) * (No longer stuck at the top floor.) * (Elevator to Prison.) * (Formerly known as Elevator to Basement, Which Just Happened to Have A Lot Of Cages.) * (Normal everyday riches, acquired from a legitimate source.) * (Looks like a family photograph.) * (Castle Bathroom "Royal Flush") * (Currently occupied.) * (It's the number 2.) * (It's reputed to be a pretty good number.) * Lost...? * Frightened...? * Confused...? * GOOD!! HA HA HA!!! * Toileth in despair at the Worlde's strongest puzzle...!!! * My, art thou still stucketh upon my Puzzle...? * Trappedeth, hopelessly, like an Insecte in a Roach's Inn... * Ah... Perhaps I COULD find it in my heart to spare you... * Should you GROVEL for One-Hundred-Years!!! Ha ha ha!!! * Gehahaha... Face the TRUE strongest puzzle, Worms! * This time, the difficulty art MAGNITUDES grander! * See thou in 100 years, thou feeble insects! * Oh! Such despair! Oh, such sweet despair! * Squirmst! Squirmst upon the Earth, like a Moiste Noodle! * (Thar she blows...) * (It's going off to live a better life now...) * (Looks like a bed.) * (Will you rest here?) * (... No, you won't.) * (It's not your bed.) * (You thoroughly investigated all of the beds.) * (Your rank was upgraded to "Bed Inspector.") * (It's a bed for three people, or one three-headed person.) * (It's a giant baseball.) * (For parties.) * (Actually, seems the giant baseball is a soccer ball that's been painted over.) * (It would be easier to draw that way.) * (It's a tree.) * (For parties.) * (A bicycle is lovingly tucked into bed.) * (It's a hole. Presumably dug for fun.) * (It's some kind of digging implement.) * (You found 20 Rupys in the hole!) * (Unfortunately, that's not a useful currency here...) * (It's a hole made recreationally.) * (There's salsa buried in the ground here.) * Yeah, even I got arrested... * And I'm just a pair of eyes! What's the world coming to! * (Solved puzzle.) * Aww, Susie, did you solve this puzzle all by yourself? * You must really have wanted to save us... * Huh!? No way, I just...! * I just solved it... on accident. * On accident? * I actually thought it was, uh, y'know, a slot machine. * But it turned out the prize was nerds. * Well, I'm proud of you, Susie. * Yeah, whatever. * (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.) * That angel? * Noelle n' Dess made it in youth group. * It's kind of like a good luck charm to me now. * Oh, right, you and Azzy tried to make one too... * But you wasted the whole time making huge wings for it! * (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.) * Oh, so you're just here to use the sink, huh? * Come on, Kris! * Be a little friendlier! * (It's a sink.) * Hey, Kris, is that sink really more interesting than me? * (Patient Name:) * (Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) * Hey Kris, you forget my name or something!? * Kris, you jealous you don't have your own wall plaque? * Amazing what's being done with our taxpayer dollars, huh? * (It's a bunch of roses in a glass container.) * Hey, I'm happy your dad brought me flowers, but... * Roses!? What is this, man? Beauty and the Beast? * That ain't gonna work, man! We're both beasts! * (It's a bunch of roses.) * (They seem healthy.) * Kris, I love your dad, but... * Asgore, if you wanna go to prom with me, just ask! * (It's a get well soon card from your mom.) * (It's signed inside.) * Hey, Kris, you KNOW you signed the inside, right? * Why are you staring at it like you haven't seen it before? * Is your penmanship that good??? Was I not moved enough??? * (It's a chair.) * (It's a diagram showing a bunch of lines and a circle.) * (It's a regular sink.) * (It's a clone of the other sink.) * (Perhaps there was originally one tall sink that was cut in half to create both of them.) * (You looked inside the cupboard.) * (... a very small obligatory piano is hiding inside.) * (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain scale, using ICE-E as a model.) * (At 0 pain, he's happy.) * (At 10 pain, he's happy and sweating.) * This castle's WHITE WIZARDs relegated me to this HEALING CHAMBER... * But my BLOOD is BOILING FOR BATTLE!!! * "Lord of the Hammer" * (First in the award-winning fiction series by lauded historian Gerson Boom.) * (It's an unlabelled book. You look inside...) * oh.... i accidentally returned my personal journal instead of my book... * oh no.... they're putting it into their catalogue... * oh no... i have to take it out every time i want to write a new entry... * "Please remember my name. Please. I wrote a book to help you remember." * (By Hots Fireguy) * (There's a book here.) * (You lick the page...) * (It's delicious!) * (This must be what they meant by flavor text.) * (Computer Lab.) * (Please surf the web responsibly.) * (In fact, maybe don't do it at all.) * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...) * (There seems to be a dog inside working at a computer...) * (Seems like it's making a game...) * (Seems like you shouldn't interrupt it...) * (Seems like when the game's finished, you can go in...) * (You just have to trust the dog...) * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...) * (Now the dog is just playing the maracas...) * (It's not doing any work...) * (This might take a while...) * (There's a crude drawing of an ice-cube wearing a headband.) * ("The TeenZone: Where Teen's Can Be Kid's.") * (A feeling of immense relief washes over you.) * GERSON * RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND TEACHER * CRYSTAL * A SNOWY GEMSTONE FOR A PROUD MOTHER * MUTTLER * A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF THE PACK * SHYRA * A KARAOKE MICROPHONE FOR A BRAVE SINGER * (It's a painting of the town.) * (It's a small pine tree.) * (It's a chair.) * (Maybe it's into politics.) * (Rave reviews and autographs.) * (... from various normal townspeople.) * (It's a cash register.) * (There's not much change inside.) * (It's a flower.) * (It's some kind of catalogue... There's a car magazine underneath.) * (It's an expertly trimmed arrangement.) * (There are various flowers inside.) * (It's a door.) * (It's locked.) * (Various bags of soil.) * (It's a dirty watering can.) * (There is some dirty fur stuck in the drain.) * (It's a small TV.) * (On top are some superhero comics.) * (It's a note.) * (It says...) * No rent received. Again. * Stop giving away flowers. * Start selling them. * You have one month. - C * (It's an air mattress.) * (It's certainly not king-sized...) * Kris, do you want to sleep over? * You could use that air mattress, and I could... * Er, use those bags of soil... * Perhaps not. * (It's an air mattress.) * (It's certainly not king-sized...) * (It's a saucer of milk.) * (It's a dirty trash can.) * (It's a trash can full of well-kept flowers.) * (Police tape is blocking the way.) * (The tape simply reads "NGAHHHHH!!!") * (You knocked on the door to the Police Station.) * (...) * (Someone's coming up to the window.) * (Seems like the police aren't really feelin' it right now...) * (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're Family.) * (... Is Going to Love it!) * (The entrance is locked.) * (No one's inside.) * (Seems like all of the employees are outside in costume.) * (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA.) * (Knock knock knock...) * (...) * (No response...) * (... but the distant trousle of bones.) * Ooo, are you the human that lives at the top of town? * Wow, my mommy told me about you... * Does it hurt to be made of blood??? * Huh... that sounds like the knock of a beginner. * Come back when you've gotten better at knocking! * OY, Snowy, whaddid I TELL YAH about knockin' the door so hahd! * Don't! * Do! * It! * It's REALLY gonna hurt yah face! We don't have arms, yah know! * (It's an ornate gate.) * (It appears to be locked.) * Aww, Kris, like, if you wanna come in... * Our cat-flap, is like, always open to you... * (Various cat-themed junk is piled up inside the house.) * (It seems to be a bit of a cat-sty...) * (It's a broken grill.) * (... It smells like burnt cat food.) * (There's some kind of scratching noise coming from inside...) * (Knock knock knock...) * Ah, I'm afraid no one's home right now, darling. * Now, why don't you prance on home? * I'm telling you, they're not home right now. * ... Ah, you just wanted to talk to me...? * ... * My apologies, beautiful. * I'm afraid I'm a bit of a nobody. * (It's locked.) ============ obj_readable ============ * Can you see me...? ================ obj_rudinnranger ================ (Tired) Long live the king! Glimmer glammor Perish, Lightners! I'm the, diamond, here's the rough! Enough! You can't convince me! No one ever said THAT to me before ... The King never said THAT to me before... Yeah it would be weird. * Rudinn Ranger gleams gallantly. * Rudinn Ranger puts a power limiter on its feelings. * Rudinn Ranger fantasizes about divine gems. * Rudinn Ranger pledges allegiance. * Smells like crystal. * Rudinn Ranger is starting to fall asleep. * Rudinn Ranger's luster begins to fade. * Rudinn Ranger seems totally flattered. Alright, you convinced me!! * RUDINN RANGER - AT 8 DF 0 * Ideally multicolored, but they all wanted to be red. * You tried to explain why fighting is bad. * But Rudinn Ranger just became TIRED... (Tired) * Susie COMPLIMENTed the enemy...? * "Your outfit is NOT disgusting." * "Please keep body tackling the soda machine." * Nice, you guys look like you're gonna kill me. * You told Susie to COMPLIMENT the enemy! * ... uhhh, are you serious? * What good can I say about someone trying to kill us? * Aww, Susie... if you're stuck, why not try... * ... saying something you wish someone'd say to you? * ... * "You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day" * Susie actively didn't COMPLIMENT the enemy! * Look, it's just gonna be weird if I keep going. You kidding? I can't quit. Stopping you is my job! * Really? * What do you spend your money on? I'm a normal person. I spend all my money on RENT and MYSTIC GEMs. * (Kris, let's try CONVINCING them again...) ======== obj_rudy ======== * Ahahaha... DAD! * I can't just SAY that to her! * Oh my god... I'd DIE. * I'd LITERALLY die. * Noelle. Sweetheart. * First time I laid eyes on your mother... * I walked right up and told her she was a HOT piece of work. * R...Really? * Yeah, she slapped me so hard I blacked out! * Hahaha...! * Dad, that doesn't help at all! * Anyhow, how's Dragon Blazers III? * Beat it yet? * Nah, I'm still at the Ice Palace. * I've been kind of... * ... kind of waiting to finish it with you, Dad. * ... * Noelle... * Maybe... * Maybe you shouldn't wait. * D... Dad? * You should bring it HERE! * I'm bored as hell! * Har har har! * FINE, you win! * I'll bring it next time! * Oh, it's getting late... * Guess I better go. * I've got HOMEWORK. * Oh. * That's the group project voice. * Bird guy again? * What's his name? Nerdly? * It's, um, Berdly... * He's not that bad, dad. * I'll kick his ass. * Hahaha... * Dad, you're not even supposed to get up. * Bring him by the window! I'll throw something at him! * GOODBYE, dad. * Bye, honey. * ... oh? * Hi, Kris...? ======================= obj_rurus_checker_event ======================= Enough, Worms...! * Thou may have CHEATETHED through mine PUZZLES, but... * In COMBAT, thou shalt be scattered about! * Come, knaves...! Prepareth for battle with...! * ... it looks the same. * IT LOOKS THE SAME!!!! * Whatever this is!!! * Huh...!? * It's the enemy from earlier...! * But its CROWN looks different! * Yes! With my Control Crowne... * I mayst control ANY disc-shaped Lifeforme! * Oh no!!! * It looks like it's in pain!! * Yes... The control crown is painful... * But, I'm certain this Creature will feeleth relief... * When it sees how much MORE pain THOU'LL be in!!! * ... * ... * Why, brilliant! * Just BRILLIANT! * I knew you couldst do it! Thou great heroes, thou! * Thou see-eth, that was merely... * A friendly TEST of thine abilities! * But thou hast WON! And now, NOTHING blocks thine path! * I, personally, could NOT be less of an obstruction! * But you - * Luck be with you. Heroes! =============== obj_rurus_event =============== So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... * Who's there!? Geh ha ha ha ha! Thoust FOOLS! * I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary! * Thou may have clawedst past all thouse otherest conundrums... * But THOUSE were created by UTTER WEAKLINGS! * Now, prepare thouself. * For the STRONGEST puzzle of THOUST LIFE! * TOIL, Worms! * ... * GOD * DAMN IT * Geh ha ha... * Thoust guys really think that was all I hadst!? * WRONGE! It's time for you to feel my Reale Powere! * Behold! * My ULTIMATE Puzzle! * HAVE AT YOU! * ... * .................... * Ahhh... * Ahh... Ha...! * Ha ha ha! * Gullible worms! * That wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle! * I have a wayst better one right... here! * Can... * Can we see it? * No ============ obj_savemenu ============ Kris Kris LV LV Save Return File saved. ============= obj_savepoint ============= * At times, you see it flickering. * The light only you can see. * By second nature, you reach out, and... * You bathed your body in the light. * A power shines within you, breaking through the darkness. * The pain you had melted away... * (HP fully restored.) * For some reason, you punished yourself with the spores. * The light relieves you... * (HP fully restored.) * You bathed your body in the light. * A power shines within you, breaking through the darkness. * Any pain you may have had melted away... * (HP fully restored.) * In front of you, a castle looms beneath the empty town. * A black geyser emerges from it, piercing endlessly into the sky. * The power of this place shines within you. * Ralsei, the lonely prince, is now your ally. * The power of fluffy boys shines within you. * With the door closed behind you, your adventure will truly begin... * The power of adventure shines within you. * The door is still closed. * The power of backtracking shines within you. * Susie, the violet tormentor, is now your ally. * The power of mean girls shines within you. * Susie, the violet tormentor, left your party immediately. * The power of mean girls does not shine within you. failing to name your team The $!$? Squad The Lancer Fan Club The Fun Gang * The power of ~1 shines within you. * The blocky foliage grows thick above your head... * The power of the forest shines within you. * In the heart of the woods, a bake sale stands quietly. * The power of reoccurring bake sales shines within you. ==================== obj_scarelancerevent ==================== * Well, flip my flapjacks! * The CLOWNS are back in TOWN! * Well, bad news! * Since you last saw me several minutes ago... * I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you! * Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! * Ho ho ho!!! * Are you ready to be... * Stop. * Stop talking. "Ho ho ho?" * What is that. * Why are you saying that. "Ho ho ho?" * It's my evil laugh! * Scary, right!? * You sound like baby Santa Claus. * ... * Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...? * Shut up. * You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY? * W... well... * I... * Wrong. * Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off. * Face it. * You wouldn't know SCARY... * If it picked you up and bit your face off. * Th-that's not true... * Oh, really? * Then why don't we PROVE IT? * We'll start with the part... * Where your face gets bit off. * AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! * Ohhhhh, OK. * I get it! * Thank you, purple girl! * ... What? * Thanks! * It was kind of you! * To teach me how to be scary! * With an evil laugh! * Hey, I wasn't... * And now...! * You're going to be thrashed! * AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! * Merry Christmas! * (I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...) ======================= obj_schoollobbycutscene ======================= * ... Kris. * ... Didn't see you there. * ... hey. * You didn't see anything just now, did you? * Hmmm... * ... you can't even say? * Kris... * Hey. * Let me tell you a secret. * Quiet people piss me off. * You think just 'cause you don't say anything... * I can't tell EXACTLY what you're thinking? * "It's OVER! I caught Susie eating ALL the chalk!" * "This was her LAST chance! Now she'll FINALLY be expelled!" * Haha... Come on, Kris. * Don't act shocked. * You know it's true. * Everyone's waiting for it. * Everyone wants it. * So, congrats, Kris. * You got me. * I'm done for. * ... * Just, lemme say one little thing. * Seems like a waste to get expelled just for having a snack. * So, Kris, if I KNOW you're gonna pull the trigger... * Heh heh heh... * Why don't I just get expelled for some REAL carnage? * Kris... * How do you feel... * ... about losing your face? * Nah. * Kris. * You've got a good mother. * ... it'd be a shame to make her bury her child. * Don't bother answering. * If you haven't gotten it by now... * Your choices don't matter. * Let's go, freak. * God, can you walk any slower, or what? * Nah, I get it. * Not used to walking around without someone holding your hand? * C'mon, freak. * Hey, you walk pretty fast. * Then again... * Guess you've got a lot of experience running away, huh? * C'mon, freak. * Kris...? * What, realized the baby classroom was a better fit for you? * Hey, actually, I should come with you. * Maybe I'll find a better partner in there. * ... nah, actually, let's not. * Wrong way, Kris. * Kris...? You just gonna skip school...? * What, am I supposed to snitch on YOU? * That'd be rich, huh? * ... nah, I wouldn't. * Get back here. * Kris, if you skip school, your mom'll have a heart attack. ========= obj_shop1 ========= ITEM Star-shape candy that heals 40HP ITEM Mysterious hamburger heals 70HP ARMOR Defensive charm WEAPON Black-and orange * Take your time... * Ain't like it's better spent. * Hee hee... * Welcome, travellers. Buy Sell Talk Exit Exit What do you like to buy? Thanks for that. What, not good enough? Not enough money. You're carrying too much. Buy it for ? Yes No About yourself Lightners Kingdom About JEVIL We're legendary Strange Prisoner We Won Exit Don't have anything better to do. Sell Items Sell Weapons Sell Armor Return What kind of junk you got? That's it for that. You don't have anything! Alright, give me an ITEM. What WEAPON will you give me? What ARMOR will you give me? Thanks for that. No? Y'think I WANT that? That's nothing. Sell it for ? Yes No * See you again... * Or not. * Ha ha ha ha... * The name's Seam. * Pronounced "Shawm." * And this is my little Seap. * Ha ha ha ha... * Over the years, I've collected odds and ends. * 'Course, I've no attachment to any of it. * It's just a hobby of mine. * Around here, you learn to find ways to pass the time... * ... or go mad like everyone else. * Long ago, the Darkners lived in harmony with the Lightners. * They were like Gods to us. * Our protectors. * Our creators. * Those who gave us purpose... * Then, one day we were all locked away in this prison... * And the Lightners never returned. * Embittered, the King took up arms, and aims to take revenge upon the Lightners that left us behind. * 'Course, even among his troops, some still distantly hope the Lightners will return... * Historically, this land was ruled by the Four Kings, from CARD CASTLE to the East. * But, recently, a strange knight appeared... * And three of the kings were locked away. * The remaining king put him and his strange son into power. * This land hasn't seen THIS much chaos since... * Ha ha ha... * Well, you don't need to know about THAT. * He... was a funny little man. Once, the court jester. I, the court magician. * A friend...? Could I consider him a friend...? Perhaps, perhaps not. * But he was the only one who matched me in the games we used to play. * One day, he met a strange someone... and since then, he began to change. * He started saying bizarre things that didn't completely make sense - * But didn't completely not make sense, either. * Soon, he began to see the world as a game, and everyone as its participants. * As the court mage, and his only companion, I was forced to lock him away... * Or, rather, lock US all away, in his own words. * Since that time, the strange words he's said have stuck inside my cotton... * And my view of this world has become darker, yet darker. * Reflecting on these old memories, I think, perhaps - I miss playing games with him. * And I wonder, if I hadn't been asked to lock him up... * Would I have found a little more purpose in my life...? * Ha ha ha ... * So you are the "heroes" who are going to seal our Fountain? * Ha, good luck. * It makes no difference to me. * Neither Light nor Dark hold a future for a Darkner in my condition. * Trouble opening the door...? * Ha ha ha, well, whether you can or not, it doesn't matter to me. * But here's a hint - walk where the stars don't shine. * Eh...? What are you talking about...? A prisoner with an odd manner...? * ... No, you couldn't possibly be talking about HIM...? * ... I see. * After all the trouble I went through to lock him up, you want to release him? * ... * Hmm, now that you mention it, it could be troublesome if he was left alone... * Yes, perhaps it's better if you Heroes dealt with him now...? * After all, it's not as if whatever happens, will matter in the end. * Perhaps a little chaos might be fun. * So then, take this. * (BROKEN KEY A was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * If you're so driven, find the other two pieces, and get someone to fix them. * I'll even give you a hint - Walk where the stars don't shine. * Anyhow, if you succeed, come back here and tell me! Good luck!! * If you can call THIS luck... No, it's more like a curse...! * You already opened the door...? * Ha ha ha... I almost wish I could watch! Tell me what happens! * Ha ha ha... though, I suppose if you don't come back, I'll understand, too! * You defeated him!? You REALLY defeated him!? * I see... perhaps you three may truly be "Heroes" after all... * But JEVIL was just a taste of what you'll face from now on. * One day soon... * You too, will begin to realize the futility of your actions. * Ha ha ha... * At that time, feel free to come back here. * I'll make you tea... * And we can toast... to the end of the world! Space: NO SPACE ========= obj_shop2 ========= ITEM Fragrant sauce heals 50HP WEAPON Heroic & Cool WEAPON Homemade Healing up ARMOR Defensive charm * Anything else? * Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms. * Welcome, welcome, my Heroick Comrades! Buy Sell Talk Exit Exit What shalt thou buy? Thanks, worm. Thanks, hero! Perhaps another ware? Your funds are lacking. Thou doth carry too much! Buyeth for ? Yes No About yourself Why sell to us The King The King's Son Exit Ah, what is thine Intereste? Selleth Items Selleth Weapons Selleth Armor Returnst Showeth me your treasure! That seems to be all, no? You have none! What ITEM shalt thou proffer? What WEAPON shalt thou proffer? What ARMOR shalt thou proffer? I shall make use of this! What? Er, NO thank you. What? Sell it for ? Yes No * See thou in the Dungeon, Worms! * Come by any time, my good Worms! * I amst the Duke of Puzzles, Rouxls Kaard. * My hobbies includest calligraphy, lawkeeping, bugkeeping, cages... * ... and long walks in the dungeon. * Artest thou one of my admirers, worm? * By the way, no hard feelingst about earlier, right? * Hahaha!! So I might amasseth funds, Worms! An army of funds... * So that I may crushest thou like Fermented Grapes, into a most delicious and adult beverage - * Vengeance!! Ahahaha!!! * Oh, how I amuse myself!!! * Haha, why of course I wouldst sell to my compatriarts, the Heroes Of Legend! * Earlier art but a Test of your Heroick Resolve! * Rouxls is ALWAYS on the winning side!! Thou can bet on that!!! * Our Lorde King art a cruel and terrifying Monarcke! * However, he is also Brilliant, for he decidedesteth to appoinst ME, as Duke of Puzzles, * After pretty mucheth everyone else was firedst or placed inside a cage. * Truly, a benevolent ruler! * Yes, the King! A terrible Man! An awful Monarcke! * Never likedeth that Guye, really! * I just envisionethed, perhaps... If I acceptedst this High Ranking Positione... * I could assist to overthroweth him from the Inside! * ... What!? Cannot thou conceiveth of my plan?!? * His Son, on the other hand, is more troublesome than a fistful of fleas! * He alwayst asks me the Worste Queries, * And calleth me his "Lesser Dad." * Our relation is NONE, you little water-beetle! I placate you for your Father's sake! * I do not Wisheth to hear your MP3's! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death! * ... * How is he, anyhow? * Perhaps my wording art a bit Harshe earlier... The King's offspring is a Darling! * A strange and irritating darling! * When his Father does not cook, his Son yells like a baby bird, until I feed him worms! * Is this what it means to be High Ranking!? Space: NO SPACE ================= obj_shortcut_door ================= * (It's a lone doorframe.) * (But for some reason, you can't see through it...) ======================= obj_smallcheckers_enemy ======================= (Tired) * C.Round continues to act extremely violent. * C.ROUND - AT 1 DF 0 * Despite appearances, it's trying its best to defeat you. * You ordered Susie to flatter the enemy! * ... what? Why the HELL would I do that? * IT attacked US. * Let's smash it before it moves. * Aww, look, Susie! * It seems harmless! * If you act nice, we might win without hurting it! * ... * ... okay, okay. * Hey, little guy. * I really like the ax in your face. * You warned C.Round about Susie. * It seems barely cognizant of what that means. * Hey, wait. * Why the hell are you giving the ENEMY advice? * Umm, so we don't accidentally hurt it...? * ... * HURTING IT's the point, you MORON. * It attacked us. * So it dies. * Simple, right? * B-but Susie, what if the enemy might be, um, nice? * ... * Okay, yeah, there's a word for that. * Oh? * What is it? * Striking first. (Warned) * Where'd you get it? * Heh heh heh heh. * (Umm, Kris, maybe I should talk to her...) * Urgh, you IDIOTS! * It got away! * (Wow, that was close, Kris...) * (M-maybe I should talk to her...) ===================== obj_suitspuzzle_event ===================== * Then add a mustache over there... * Hee hee, like this? * Haha! Yeah! Like that! * How's the scheming coming along, you two? * Hey, don't LOOK! We aren't done yet! * You're going to spoil it for yourselves! * C'mon, we're working hard on this! * Sorry! Sorry. * ... I notice there is a puzzle here. * Yeah? * Would you two... like to... do it...? * Uh, no. That's for heroes. * We're bad guys. * We don't have to do anything. * Except scheme. * Yeah. Except scheme. * So have fun, we'll be here. * ...? * Just do the puzzle, Kris. * ... * Heh, thanks for doing the puzzle for us, losers! * Hahaha! Thank you so much, losers! We were having trouble! * We, uh, need this. ======================== obj_susieandlancer_event ======================== * K... Kris! Isn't that the machine we designed...!? * Alright! This will be tough, but let's try our best! * ... is that what I think it is? * ... * Oh. * That's... not good, actually. * ... yes. It was. * ... how many of these do they have? * Ho ho ho! You think THAT'S bad, just WAIT! * ... and see what happens when it STARTS!!! * Your design sucked so we blew it up. * Ah. I see. * ... So... now what's your plan going to be? * Turns out we didn't need a plan. Just a rule. * Anyone that gets in our way... * Gets crushed into dust. * But Susie, you need us to return home. * Doesn't crushing us seem a little counterproductive? * Nah, see, that's where you're wrong. * Ya see, I KNOW I can't get back without you guys. * But being a - heh - "good guy" REALLY isn't my style. * So, I thought of a little way we can just... settle this. * Why did you build another one just to blow it up? * It's funny! * Well, in any case, you defeated us... * I suppose we can become bad guys now! * Hey, not so fast! * It's really boring if you just give up!!! * The LEAST you can do is show some resistance! * Yeah, looks like we gotta teach you a lesson! * Please just let us be bad guys. * No!!! Not until you stop wanting to!!! * Fine!!! We don't want to be bad guys!!! * Hear that, Susie??? * You're going to thrash us AGAIN!? * Seems like it. * Sounds like we'll have to MAKE you be one then. * That's completely unnecessary. * I like the sound of that!!! * Alright, alright, ENOUGH already! * Fine... I GUESS I'll go back to being a good guy. * But DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT. * Well, you didn't BEAT US, because you, uh... * Kinda cheated by, uh, ganging up on Lancer, with, uh... * Kindness. * But if I HAVE TO, I guess I'll go back to your side. * But DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT. * Well, we're happy to have you back, Susie. * Yeah, yeah, let's just hurry up and go home. * ... * Ummm... Susie? * Does this mean we... aren't a team anymore? * H... huh...? Umm, I mean, uhh... * Of course we're still a team! * You can, um... Guys The $!$? Squad The Lancer Fan Club The Fun Gang * ... be part of the ~1! * Wow! Me...!? In the ~1!? * Wait... * If I hang out with the good guys, then... * Can we still have monogrammed track jackets? * Yeah! * Ralsei will make them! * H... Huh!? * ... Okay, sure! * Ahahah!!! * Lancer joins the team!!! * Lancer joined the party! * No. * Kris, we're getting close to the Fountain... * Let's not turn back now. ===================== obj_susiebadguy_event ===================== * Susie...! Lancer...! * Heheheh... * Well if it isn't the so-called Heroes...! * Are you finally ready to see what happens... * When you try to act soft... * Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their way? * Dark Jack Lancer! * Violent Ax Susie! * Together we are... * The DARK Fun Gang! * The DARK $!$? Squad! * The DARK Lancer Fan Club! * Um... So what's your, um, evil plan? * Huh? * Dude, we JUST formed our team. * We haven't done anything past our intro yet. * Have a little patience, please... * Oh, um, sorry... * We're, um, looking forward to the rest! * Heh, well, you won't have to look forward for long. * Starting now... We're going to work CEASELESSLY... * Unstoppably... * To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns. * Watch your backs. * And your fronts! ============== obj_susieenemy ============== (Awake) * Susie and Lancer are making fun of you. * Susie and Lancer are gloating about how great their team is. * Susie and Lancer are having an evil laugh contest. * Susie and Lancer are coming up with victory celebration plans. * Smells like teamwork. Alright, you convinced me!! * SUSIE - AT:~1 DF:~2 HP:~3 * If you read the status screen, you already knew that. * SUSIE - AT:~1 DF:~2 HP:~3 * The armor you equipped her with just made her tougher! * You tried convincing Susie not to fight. * You tried telling Susie you like her hair. * You growled at Susie like a bear. * You told Susie you'd give her a picnic basket of worms. * You have no idea what to do what to Susie anymore. * There was no effect! * It seems this command is a total waste of time! * Ralsei sang a soft and entrancing lullaby! * SUSIE fell asleep! * But SUSIE was already asleep...! (Asleep) * (The PACIFY spell was absorbed by Lancer's bike!) * I'll never let you SPARE my friends!!! * (Lancer's BIKE began to get tired??????????????) * (The PACIFY spell was absorbed by Lancer's bike!) * (The WHEEL of the BIKE became SPARED!) * (It turned into a SPARED TIRE!) * (... that didn't do anything though.) * (Seems that PACIFYing won't work!) * (The PACIFY spell was absorbed by Lancer's bike!) * (Seems that nothing else interesting will happen!) (Awake) Heh, scared? Weasel out of THIS! Talk your way out of THIS! Think fast! Hey, stop ganging up on him! Hey, stop hitting him! No way! Shut up and fight!!! Really? ... Shut up and fight!!! What are you even doing? Really...? No way, I don't see anything! Yeah, it's hopeless. Flattery won't work on US!!! THAT'S THE POINT!!! Huh...? I mean... NO!!! Heh, score for the BAD GUYS! (Zzzz...) (Yawn) I'm awake, did I miss anything? ============== obj_tem_school ============== * KRISP!! * awa... ver sorz... * tem already have partner... * tem partner with... * EG!!! * (It's a black-and-white hardboiled egg.) * (Sadly, seems like it already has a partner.) * suz... VER MEAN!!! * said tem talk stupid... * WRON! tem a SMART!!! * tem study hard and go to COLLEGE!!! * suz... VER MEAN!!! * said eg... * NEVER HATCH!!! * (The hardboiled egg emanates a feeling of pity towards you.) ===================== obj_thrashafter_event ===================== * Y... You got past Thrash World!? * Hng... Even with your help, I couldn't stop you... * Hey, it's alright, Lancer. It was a nice effort. * Yeah, I mean, you gotta be realistic. * Nothing can stop us. Not even ourselves. Guys The (Censored) Squad The Lancer Fan Club The Friendly Fun Gang * That's right!! * The ~1!! * You crush everything that gets in your way! * Hmmm... What am I supposed to do, then... * If I can't stop you, then... * Then, my dad will... * ... * Well... * Why don't you come with us... * And maybe you'll think of how to stop us on the way. * R... Really!? * You'd let me tag along...!? * Sure, why not. You can be an unofficial team member. * Wow! M... Me!? In the ~1!? * W... Wait... * Can we have monogrammed track jackets? * Yeah. * Ralsei will make them. * H... Huh!? * ... Okay, sure! * Ahahah!!! * Lancer joins the team!!! * Lancer joined the party! * No. ====================== obj_thrashafter_follow ====================== * Wow, this is cool!!! * I've never been on such a big team before!!! * Don't you have a legion of... various guys? * Yeah, but my dad forced them to listen to me. * So they don't actually like me very much. * Heh, well you don't need those clowns anymore. * Just chill with us. * Aye aye! * Man, I'm STILL hungry. * It's like nothing I eat here matters. * Shoulda stolen more money for the bake sale, I guess. * ... I WAS thinking of baking a cake later. * Mmmmm... what's the catch. * ... you have to stop making fun of me, for one. * PASS!!! * ... I WAS thinking of making Darkberry Teacakes later. * Mmmmm... what's the catch. * ... you have to stop making fun of me, for one. * PASS!!! * Look, Susie! * A candy tree! * Hell yeah! * ... so what's it taste like? * Yumn yumn yumn! It tastes like friendship! * What's THAT taste like??? * Hahaha!! Like my teeth are disintegrating!! * Just walking along with you guys... Feels nice. * Like I'm doing something... important. * That's because you're alongside the Lightners, Lancer. * Our purpose - Darkners' purpose - is to assist them. * It's the only way we can feel truly fulfilled. * Really...? * ... but my dad hates Lightners. He wants to... * Does your dad seem happy? * ... I'm... not sure. * Hey, uh, let's ditch the weird "purpose" talk. * You're probably just glad you ate a weird berry. * Yeah!! I'm still boost from the juice!!! * I mean, LOOK, I'M not from here, and hanging out like this... * I also feel kinda, uh, y'know... * ... happy? * Psshh, nah. * ... maybe. * Look, everyone! We can see the castle! * Yes! That's where I live! * Me and, uh... * My... My dad. * What's that black thing emerging from the top...? * That's the FOUNTAIN, Susie! If we can get there... * You and Kris will finally be able to go home! * Jeez, took long enough. * Kris, Lancer, let's go! * ... * Are you sure there... isn't another way home? * The FOUNTAIN is being guarded right now. * If you try to go there, um... * Y... You might... get hurt. And... * What? C'mon, Lancer. * NO ONE's gonna beat a team like us! * If anyone gets in our way, all we gotta do... * ... is CRUSH them. * ... * Haha, that's... * That's actually... bad. * Haha, yeah! But thank you for sharing! * You're a good friend!!! * Well, uh... * ... you too, I guess. * ... damn, the last piece's too high to reach. * Worry not, Susie! * I have a Special Transformation for times like this! * R-really!? * Watch and learn, Team!! * Look! Stool Forme! * ... all you did was put your hands on the ground. * Hey, don't act so jealous. * Heheh, got it. * Ooo, tell me what it tastes like! * Huh? You haven't had it before? * Oh... I mean, I've always wondered what it's like... * But I'm not allowed to pick it for myself... * ... * Well, you tell me what it tastes like. * You're giving it to me...? * I thought you were hungry. * ... I, uh, changed my mind. * Hoho!!! * Candy joins the team!! * Candy joined the party! * ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! * ... but w-what if you had to fight... * Everybody bleeds, right? Don't worry about it. * Whoever it is, they'll be cold on the ground before you can blink. * B... But Susie... * What? * ... * I think... * I think I need to go. * Huh? When're you gonna be back? * ... * Never. * H... Hey! Wait a second!! Lancer!! * Why are you acting so weird?! * S-Susie, wait...! ==================== obj_thrashcontroller ==================== HEAD: BODY: SHOE: END HEADCOLOR BODYCOLOR SHOECOLOR LASER SWORD FLAME DUCK PLAIN WHEEL TANK DUCK SNEAK A.WHL TREAD DUCK An enchanting gun with an air of mysticism. A tomboyish blade reserved for upscale events. It's burning with desire! Sure to make you blush! Garbage. You're going to lose points. Streamlined chassis for an elegant thrashing. A fast chassis for tomboyish thrashing. Chassis for gun's lovers. The cannon is highly kissable. Just looking at this is making you lose points. Sporty shoes for the athletic thrashing machine in your life. Attractive wheels, leading the way! Weaponized treads for razing sophisticated dinner parties. You're going to lose points. Presented by Lancer Industries (Which Was Just Made Up Right Now) This is your machine. Is that OK? Your machine sucks ass. Is that OK? YES NO (SELECT) HEAD: BODY: SHOE: ===================== obj_thrashmaker_event ===================== * Oh, woe! Woe is me...! Rows and rows of woes and woes! If only a hero would help... * Lancer...? Is everything alright...? * Oh, I'm not Lancer! * I'm just a sweet little boy! * Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache. * As a disguise. * ... so what kind of help do you need? * See, I have this EVIL PLAN that I need to make... * ... and why does a "sweet boy" need an evil plan? * To impress his cool friend Susie!!! * ... * (Kris, if it's for friendship...) * Well then, we'll gladly help. What shall we do? * It's all on the paper, you delicious little apple! * Just fill it with the most evil thing you can imagine! * Ho ho ho! Let the Clown-Generated-Content begin! * Wow!! Looks nasty! * Are you sure you aren't evil!? * Err, no, I suppose we just have a knack for it. * Haha, tricked you, idiots! * NEVER do something someone else can do FOR you! * Heheheheh!!! * Heheh, you didn't even give it any weak points!! * Heheh, it's even kinda high-class lookin'! * Heheh, it even looks kinda fast! * Heheh, it almost looks kinda cute! * Heheh, this thing's, like... * ... * Uhhh, hey, why did you draw something, like, * ... it looks like you guys wanna kiss? * (It's OK to express yourself, Kris.) * Heheh, it even looks kinda cool! * Heheheheh...! * ... uhh, didn't know you guys liked guns that much? * Heheheheh...! * ... * ... * It's just a duck? * Anyway, great job, Lancer! * They were sitting ducks! * Hahaha, yes! And it's all thanks to our enemies! * Thank you very much!!! * Thrash-you-later!! * Guys? This evil plan... sucks ass. * Am I at fault in any way? * Nah, you're good. * Oho! The bad guys get off scot-free again!! * Thrash-you-later, you fools!!! * Okay. =============== obj_throwralsei =============== * Press to determine the POWER! ============== obj_town_event ============== * (They just closed the blinds...) * (You flushed the toilet!) * Kris...? * Is everything... alright in there? * Kris, WHAT are you doing? * You did not put a bath bomb in the toilet again, did you? * Kris, if anything bad happens, you are paying for the plumbing bill. ================= obj_treasure_room ================= * (It won't open.) * (The chest is empty.) * (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some paper scraps.) * (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some minty shards.) * Please don't eat those, Kris... * (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some minty shards.) * Um, please don't eat those, Susie... * What!? Are you saving them for something!? * (The chest is empty.) * (Well, except for some vowels.) NULL NULL2 ARMORs WEAPONs ITEMs KEY ITEMs MONEY HOLE Dark Dollars * (You opened the treasure chest.) * (Inside was ~1.) * (You put ~1 in your ~2.) * (You put ~1 in your ~2.) * That ribbon is ARMOR, Kris! * It increases defense. * Why don't you try wearing it in the EQUIPMENT menu? * I think it'd look great on you! * (But you were carrying too many ~1.) ======================= obj_tutorialbattleevent ======================= * Oh, that was fun! * You're a wonderful student, Kris! * ... and, er, in case you ever need a refresher, I... * Here! * I wrote a Manual for you and Susie! * Press to open the menu and use it in your ITEMS. * (You got the Manual.) * Sorry, Kris. I'll try to be a better teacher next time. * ... Actually, umm, if you prefer to read, instead... ==================== obj_unusedclassevent ==================== * Wh... what happened!? * I can't see anything!! * Hey, WATCH IT! The Return * H... Huh...? * The unused classroom...? * How'd we get here...? * ... Hey, Kris... * What... * What just happened...? * Like, that wasn't a dream or anything, was it...? * ... * Anyway, as I was SAYING, * Let's just tell Alphys we couldn't find any chalk. ========== obj_writer ========== || =========== scr_actinfo =========== Compliment DualBuster ============= scr_armorinfo ============= Hey, hands off! Amber Card A thin square charm that sticks to you, increasing defense. ... better than nothing. It's sticky, huh, Kris... Dice Brace A bracelet made out of various symbol-inscribed cubes. ... okay. It says "Friendship!" Pink Ribbon A cute hair ribbon that increases the range bullets increase tension. Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore. Um... D-do I look cute...? TP Range White Ribbon A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly increases your defense. Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore. Um... D-do I look cute...? Cuteness IronShackle Shackle that ironically increases your attack and defense. (Damn, it's actually cool...) *jingle jangle* Haha! MouseToken A golden coin with a once-powerful mousewizard engraved on it. This guy's... familiar? Chu! Healing power UP! Jevilstail A J-shaped tail that gives you devilenergy. Figured I'd grow one someday. I'm a good devil, OK? ===================== scr_ascii_input_names ===================== Backspace Tab Numpad 5 (nmlk off) Enter Pause Caps lock Escape Space Page up Page down End Home Left Up Right Down Insert Delete Windows Numpad 0 Numpad 1 Numpad 2 Numpad 3 Numpad 4 Numpad 5 Numpad 6 Numpad 7 Numpad 8 Numpad 9 Numpad * Numpad + Numpad - Numpad . Numpad F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 Num lock Scroll lock Shift (left) Shift (right) Ctrl (left) Ctrl (right) Alt (left) Alt (right) ' Shift Control Alt =========== scr_asgface =========== 1 ============= scr_asterskip ============= || ================== scr_encountersetup ================== * Rudinn drew near! * A different Rudinn from last time drew near! * Assumedly another different Rudinn appeared! * A necklace of Rudinns blocks your path. * Rudinn and Hathy blocked the way! * C. Round attacked violently! * (You recall Ralsei's advice to include Susie in an ACT.) * Clover grew close! * Three Hathys blocked the way! * Here it comes! * Ponman drew near! * Ponman drew near! * Clover and Hathy grew close! * Rabbick slithered in the way! * Rabbicks slithered in the way! * Bloxer assembled! * Bloxers assembled! * Lancer blocked the way! * Jigsawry drew near! * A different Jigsawry from last time drew near! * Assumedly another different Jigsawry appeared! * A board of Jigsawrys blocked the way! * Smorgasboard. * Rabbick slithered in the way! * LET THE GAMES BEGIN! * Here it comes. Again. * Rudinn Rangers came sparkling into view! * Head Hathy blocked the way quietly! * Head Hathy blocked the way quietly! (x3) * Two bad guys blocked the way! * Rabbicks slithered in the way! * Various guys appeared! * King blocked the way! ============= scr_gamestart ============= Normal Kris Susie Ralsei G BODY Yes No Maybe Don't know Home Kris ============== scr_itemdesc_b ============== Heals 60HP Revive ally (Weak) ==================== scr_itemdesc_oldtype ==================== * It could not be. * An emptiness filled your hands. * "Dark Candy" - Heals 60 HP * Black and red star that tastes like marshmallows. * "Life Dew" - Revive Ally (Weak) * Glowing dew... * It refreshes your SOUL. ============ scr_itemdesc ============ Heals 40 HP. A red-and-black star that tastes like marshmallows. Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP. A minty green crystal. A shimmering shard. Its use is unknown. Ralsei's handmade book full of various tips and tricks. Though broken, it seethes with power. A master smith could fix it. This cake will make your taste buds spin! Heals 160 HP to the team. A pastry in the shape of a top. Heals 80 HP to the team. A mysterious black burger made of... Hey, this is just burnt! +70HP A cookie shaped like Lancer's face. Maybe not a cookie. Heals 5 HP? An enormous salad... but, it's just lettuce, so it's worthless. +4HP A sandwich that can be split into 3. Heals 30 HP to the team. Hearts, don't it!? It's filled with divisive, clotty red jam. +??HP It's quite small, but some people REALLY like it. +??HP You'd think it tastes perfect. Heals 500HP. A dark roux with a delicate aroma. Also... has worms in it. +50HP ============ scr_iteminfo ============ Dark Candy Heals 40HP ReviveMint Heal Downed Ally Glowshard Sell at shops Manual Read out of battle BrokenCake Heals 20HP Top Cake Heals team 160HP Spincake Heals team 80HP Darkburger Heals 70HP LancerCookie Heals 50HP GigaSalad Heals 4HP ClubsSandwich Heals team 30HP HeartsDonut Healing varies ChocDiamond Healing varies Favwich Heals ALL HP RouxlsRoux Heals 50 HP ================ scr_itemnamelist ================ Dark Candy ReviveMint Glowshard Manual BrokenCake Top Cake SpinCake Darkburger LancerCookie GigaSalad Clubswich HeartsDonut ChocDiamond FavSandwich RouxlsRoux =========== scr_itemuse =========== Yeahh!! That's good! Hey, feed ME!!! Yummy!!! Marshmallows!! I'm ALIVE!!! (You weren't dead) (Don't look it) Ah, I'm refreshed! * (You tried to read the manual, but it was so dense it made your head spin...) Mmm, seconds! Whoops. I'm dizzy. Mmm, thank you! Cooked to perfection! A bit burnt...? Mmm... face (uncomfortable) Why this!? Let's be healthy! Quit hogging! (It's cut evenly...) Mmm, blood! Aah, sticky... THAT'S it? Aww, thanks, Kris! (It's SO good!) K-Kris!? I... Cool, it's wriggling. Yum, is this spaghetti? * (You tried to call on the Cell Phone.) * (You used the Egg.) * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw toys strewn on the floor. * ...but, it must've just been your imagination. * You held the crystal up to your eye. * ... but nothing happened. * It doesn't seem very useful. =============== scr_keyiteminfo =============== It can be used to make calls. Cell Phone Not too important, not too unimportant. Egg Though broken, it seethes with power. A master smith could fix it. BrokenCake It's the top part of a key. A smith could fix all three parts. Broken Key A The key to a mysterious cell. Something feels strange about it. Door Key It's the middle part of a key. A smith could fix all three parts. Broken Key B It's the bottom part of a key. A smith could fix all three parts. Broken Key C A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand. You have collected 1. ShadowCrystal ============ scr_kingface ============ 1 1 =========== scr_lanface =========== 1 ============= scr_litemdesc ============= * Your eyesight became blurry. * Your heartbeat quickened. * "Hot Chocolate" - Topped with home-made marshmallows in the shape of bunnies. * "Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Mightier than a sword? * Maybe equal at best. * "Bandage" - Heals 10 HP * It has cartoon characters on it. * "Bouquet" - A bouquet of beautiful flowers in many colors. * Perhaps it could be offered to someone. * "Ball of Junk" - A small ball of accumulated things. * "Ball of Junk" - A small ball of accumulated things. * It smells like scratch'n'sniff marshmallow stickers. * "Halloween Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Orange with black bats on it. * "Lucky Pencil" - Weapon 1 AT * Covered in green clovers and rainbows. * "Egg" - Not too important, not too unimportant. * There is a small shard of something in your pocket. * It feels like glass, but... ============= scr_litemname ============= Hot Chocolate Pencil Bandage Bouquet Ball of Junk Halloween Pencil Lucky Pencil Egg Glass ============= scr_litemuseb ============= * You grasped at nothing. * You drank the hot chocolate. * It tasted wonderful. * Your throat tightened... * You equipped the Pencil. * You re-applied the bandage. * You held out the flowers. * A floral scent fills the air. * Nothing happened. * You looked at the junk ball in admiration. * Nothing happened. * You equipped the Halloween Pencil. * You equipped the Lucky Pencil. * You used the Egg. * You looked through the glass. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw through your hand. * You looked through the glass. * ... but nothing happened. * It doesn't seem very useful. * Ring... * No one picked up. * Hello? * Dreemurr residence... * Who might this be...? * ... Kris? * Sigh... Do not make me come over there. * Click... * Ring... * (The phone is ringing, but you can't get it.) * (You're already on the phone, after all...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, honey, what is it? * What? No, I am not giving you a ride home. * Our house is not far. It is just at the top of town. * Try walking. It builds character, honey. * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, I am grading papers. * I can talk to you when you get back, alright? * Our house is only at the top of town, you know. * (Click...) ============= scr_lrecoitem ============= * You recovered ~1 HP! * Your HP was maxed out. ================ scr_monstersetup ================ Enemy Check Warning Victory Victory (D) Victory (S) Lecture * You've come again to this wonderful place. * Now tear off the mask beneath your face! Lancer Check Warning Compliment * Lancer busts in! Dummy Check Hug Hug Ralsei * The tutorial begins. Ralsei Check Hug * The tutorial begins. Rudinn Check Convince Lecture Warning Hathy Check Flatter X-Flatter Warning S-Flatter Clover Check Politics Religion Sports Kindness Cuteboys GunControl Trees Ghosts Games Warning Pippins Check Bet X-Bet C.Round Check X-Compliment Warning K.Round Check Bow Deep Bow Warning Ponman Check Goodnight Lullaby Warning Lancer Check Rabbick Check Blow On BreathAll Warning Bloxer Check Rearrange Rival Jigsawry Check Befriend Warning Clover Check TalkBday TalkBoys TalkSports TalkAnimals TalkTrees DoomTank Check Hug Flatter Diplomacy Smile Lancer Check Anything X-Anything Susie Check Anything Sing JEVIL Check Pirouette Random Chaos Hypnosis Induce TIRED K.Round Check Checkers Bow Susie's Idea Rudinn Ranger Check Convince Compliment Head Hathy Check Flirt X-Flirt King Check Talk Talk Talk Courage Defense Boost RedBuster Red Damage DualHeal Heals everyone =========== scr_noeface =========== 1 ============= scr_phonename ============= Call Home Sans's Number Not Sans's Number =========== scr_ralface =========== 1 ============ scr_roomname ============ Kris's Room ?????? Eye Puzzle Castle Town Field - Great Door Field - Seam's Shop Field - Great Board Field - Great Board 2 Forest - Entrance Forest - Bake Sale Forest - Before Maze Forest - After Maze Forest - Thrashing Room Card Castle - Prison Card Castle - 1F Card Castle - 5F Card Castle - Throne Card Castle - ??? =========== scr_rudface =========== 1 ============= scr_rurusface ============= 1 ============= scr_spellinfo ============= None Rude Sword RudeSword Rude Damage Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to one foe. Depends on Attack Magic. Heal Prayer Heal Prayer Heal Ally Heavenly light restores a little HP to one party member. Depends on Magic. Pacify Pacify Spare TIRED foe SPARE a tired enemy by putting them to sleep. Rude Buster Rude Buster Rude Damage Deals moderate Rude-elemental damage to one foe. Depends on Attack Magic. Red Buster Red Buster Red Damage Dual Heal Dual Heal Heal All 30 HP ACT ACT Use action Do all sorts of things. It isn't magic. ============= scr_spelltext ============= * ~1 cast RUDE BUSTER! * ~1 cast HEAL PRAYER! * ~1 cast PACIFY! * ~1 cast PACIFY! * But the enemy wasn't TIRED... * ~1 cast PACIFY! * But the foe wasn't TIRED... try SPARING! * ~1 used RUDE BUSTER! * ~1 used RED BUSTER! * ~1 cast DUAL HEAL! * ~1 spared ~2! * ~1 spared ~2! * ~1 spared ~2! * But its name wasn't YELLOW... * ~1 spared ~2! * But its name wasn't YELLOW... * (Try using Ralsei's PACIFY!) * ~1 spared! * ~1 used the DARK CANDY! * ~1 used the REVIVE MINT! * ~1 used the GLOWSHARD! * But nothing happened... * The GLOWSHARD disappeared! * ~1 became enraptured! * ~1 read the MANUAL! * But nothing happened... (Tired) * ~1 was bored to tears! * ~1 listened politely! * ~1 became sentimental! * ~1 used the BROKEN CAKE! * ~1 used the TOPCAKE! * ~1 used the SPINCAKE! * ~1 used the DARKBURGER! * ~1 used the LANCERCOOKIE! * ~1 used the GIGASALAD! * ~1 used the CLUBS SANDWICH! * ~1 used the HEARTS DONUT! * ~1 used the CHOCO DIAMOND! * ~1 used the FAV SANDWICH! * ~1 used the ROULXS ROUX! =========== scr_susface =========== 1 ============ scr_talkroom ============ * Your voice echoes aimlessly. ======== scr_text ======== Yes No * You really didn't want to throw it away. * Throw it away anyway? * You felt a feeling of relief. * Hand shaking, you dropped the ball of junk on the ground. * It broke into pieces. * You felt bitter. * Hey, Kris! What's up? * Didja lose your pencil again? * Here, you want the candy-cane one or the one with lights on it? * Huh? * You want to be partners? * Ummm... Sorry... * Berdly already asked me... * But I could ask Ms. Alphys if we could make a group of 3! * I'll ask if you're sure! Not yet Yes. Ask. * OK, I'll ask! * Miss Alphys! * Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3? * Yeah, I'm sure there's someone else you can ask! * Do you wanna be partners? Not yet Yes * OK, I'll ask! * Miss Alphys! * Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3? * Umm, OK. * You just keep doing your thing, Kris. * Alright. * Let's get this over with. * We'll get more chalk. * Mosey back to class. * And then, Kris... * YOU'LL do our project. * How's that sound? Good Bad Yes No * (There's something glowing inside.) * (Take it?) * (It's dark inside.) * (You got the Glowshard.) * (It stayed.) Listen No * Welcome. * I am the Prince of this Kingdom... * The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. * Kris, Susie... * There is a LEGEND in this land. * A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, * And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. * Please, Heroes... * Listen to my tale... Listen We know it Already * Very well then... * ... * Umm, r-really? * Are you sure? * It's fairly important. * And... um, in my opinion, it's a really nice PROPHECY! * I think you'd quite like it! * Phew! * Um, very well then... * ... really? * You've heard it already? * Oh... Perhaps I shouldn't have rehearsed it so much... * Look, dude, we didn't come here for a bedtime story. * Just tell us how to get home. * Ummm, the easiest way would be to seal the Eastern FOUNTAIN. * Fountain? * You mean, uh, like the water bubbler or something? * THE fountain. * That which gives the DARK WORLD form. * ... umm, are you sure you actually know the legend? * Look. * ... * No. * But I think I've got enough info. * See you two later. * W-wait! * Let me at least tell you how to... I'll be Your Subject Keep Dreaming * This is the CASTLE TOWN, where my subjects reside... * Err, well, they would if I had any... * Oh, don't worry about me, Kris! * I'm certain I'll find a subject someday... * H... Huh!? * Why, Kris, you don't have to do that... * ... but, if you insist... * Kris, as your Prince and authority, I order you to...! * Please let me know what to do! * Oh, thank you, Kris! * I will! I know Really!? * Er, Kris, you know you can hold ~1 to run...? * Really? * And yet you choose not to...? * Right, who knows how long these leisurely days will last... * There's nothing wrong with taking your time, Kris. * Right! * You'll move faster by holding ~1! * And I'll be right behind you, so don't worry! * ... Unless you want to get away, in which case, sorry. I know Really!? * Umm, Kris, did you know... * ... You can skip text by pressing ? * ... Really? * So you've just been... * Listening to me talk, because you wanted to? * I'll try to make it worth your while, Kris! * Right! In the case you read very quickly. * Or you're tired of what's being said. * ... No need to skip my text, right, Kris? Yes Don't * Oh, Kris! * It's the training dummy I made! * Now seems like a great chance to prepare for the enemy. * Would you like me to teach you how to fight? * OK! * Get ready, Kris! * Right, you already fought Lancer, didn't you...? * I was so excited to teach you, I absolutely blanked! * ... B-but, um... * Just in case you forgot anything... * Here! * I made a Manual for you and Susie! * Press to open the menu and use it in your ITEMS. * (You got the Manual.) I can handle it ..... * Oh my! * The Great Door is opened?! * No wonder Lancer was able to come through... * ... * Kris, once we pass through this door... * Our adventure will really begin. * A journey foretold exactly by the prophecy... * But, Kris, I believe YOUR choices are important, too. * This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris. * In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference. * So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing. * If we can manage to do that... * I believe this tale may have a happy ending. * Otherwise, I fear that... * ... you may not... find the result favorable. * ... Oh, I'm sorry! Is that too much to ask? * Kris, I knew you were a hero the moment I saw you. * Let's try our best, alright? * O-oh, I'm sorry! * Kris, in the end, what you choose is up to you. * As long as you're happy with it, I'm happy too. * So just try your best, and don't worry! Yes No * (There are two objects hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's a candy hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's nothing hanging low enough to take.) * (You got the Dark Candy.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided to let the tree keep it.) Yes No * (There are two objects hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's a candy hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's nothing hanging low enough to take.) * (You got the Dark Candy.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided to let the tree keep it.) Yes No * (The remains of the cake are still smoldering...) * (Take a piece?) * (The remains of the cake are still smoldering...) * (The Broken Cake was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided putting cake in your pockets is a bad idea.) Crumpled paper LANCER labelled paper Neat paper * Alright, everyone's put in their entries! * Blue person, you can choose. * Since you look like you don't care. * (You take the crumpled up piece of paper.) * (You open it up.) * OK!! * And your name is...! * ... Hmm. * I don't think I'm allowed to say this one. * It's PRONOUNCED, "The $!$? Squad." * Woah, I'm not allowed to say Tier-TWO swear words! * Wow. You three's collective dad must be very cool. * Er, could we PERHAPS consider a DIFFERENT name? * Ralsei, you don't HAVE to be in our Squad. * Yeah! How about I be in the Squad and YOU be the bad guy? * Here. * Call up my dad. * Tell him he has a new son. * One that has to take a shower every time he reads a swear word. * OK, fine! * We can keep the name! * I just won't say it. * Haha, me too! * See ya, losers! * It's shower time! * (You take the paper with "LANCER" written on the outside.) * (You open it up.) * (On the inside...) * (It also says "LANCER.") * Wow, who did that one? * It's really good! * Wait, why do YOU get to choose the name? * Hey. * He didn't, Kris did. * Yeah! * It doesn't matter who MAY have written it! * Regardless, LANCER's going to meet absolute doom! * ... this name feels weird, actually. * Hmmm.... * I know! Let's call it the LANCER FAN CLUB for short! * See you later, me! * (You take the neatly folded piece of paper.) * (You open it up.) * "The Legendary Heroes: The Herald of Fun and Friendship" * Oh, oh! * That's mine! * See, I think it's the perfect name... * Because we're all friends: That like to have a lot of fun. * Okay, first... jeez, that's a mouthful, dude. * Second, what are our enemies gonna think? * That we're gonna be BUDDIES with 'em? * Let's change it to something SHORT! INTIMIDATING! * Something PUNCHY! Something BAD-ASS! * ... like what? * Well, uh... * Y'know, for starters... * How about... * JUST, uh... * "The Fun Gang." * Ya know, just, uh, concentrating on the "Fun" part. * It's perfect!!! * Well, see ya, Fun Gang! * I've got to osmose my afternoon milk! Yes No * Well jingle my goshdarn bells! Looks like Krismas came early! * Alright, Kris. Just gimme the straight shot. * Why you here? * Did your mom make you come here? Noelle Family Illness Nothing * Hey, Kris, you wanna chat or something? * Don't worry, there's no way you can bore me right now! * Hahaha, that's what I thought! * She's a PEACH, huh...? * Fuzzy n' sweet on the outside, a total NUT on the inside! * Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too. * Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi. * Hahahaha!!! * Okay, okay, seriously, you wanna chat or something? * Really? * You've grown up a lot, Kris. * I'm proud of you. * Wasn't too long ago you were just the creepy kid next door. * Now you're the creepy kid right in front of me! * Hahahaha!!! * Okay, okay, seriously, you wanna chat or something? * Huh? * She's a sweetheart, isn't she, Kris? * Smart, kind, sweet... couldn't ask for a better daughter. * I just wish she wasn't so... defenseless. * Scary movies, bugs, Santa Claus... everything scares her. * And when it happens, she freezes like a deer in headlights. * Remember she used to even be afraid of humans under the bed? * (Kris, it was NOT nice of you to hide under there, by the way!) * ... anyhow, that's what's tough about being in here, Kris. * Not what's going on with me. * Just that... in the meantime, I can't be there to protect her. * Keep an eye out for her, OK? * Kris, even if we've grown apart, we still love your family. * After all, me and Asgore were college pals, right? * Oh hey... now that Asriel's off to college... * Y'think he's doing any CRAZY parties, like me and your dad? * Heh, I'm just pulling your leg. Your dad was no party animal. * Your MOTHER on the other hand...! Whoo! * She'd always fuss about going, but once the party started... * Yikes, man! * Once she hit me clear across the room with a key lime pie! * I got smashed into the snack table and toppled everything! * Tasty pie though. Couldn't complain. * ... So, why am I in here...? * Well, they found some crap, so it's just some tests. * Yeah, it's no big deal. Nothing a Holiday can't handle. * I'll be outta here in a jiff, then I can go back to, I dunno... * Yelling at you for getting tangled in our light display. * Then what the hell're you here for, Kris!? To gawk!? * You thought this was the zoo or something!? C'mon! No No No No No No No No No Yes * (There's an anime review.) * (Read it?) * Teen'z Corner Monthly Toon Review: Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 * This reviewer had Mew Mew 2 as her first exposure to the series... * And let her tell you, it makes Mew Mew 1 look like a dumpster with sparkly cat ears! * With a darker storyline and more mature themes... * The second one treats the viewer like a real adult... * Instead of like an animal that will die if it goes ten seconds without seeing a beach ball. * Not to mention, Mew Mew's character in the first one... * Is more stale than the ramen I eat at home by myself with the lights off. * Teens and older should check out this dark masterpiece! * Signed, The Anonymous Yellow Lizard * (You decide not to read it.) Sit Don't Sit * (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) * "Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams." * "Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!" * (Didn't feel like it.) * (You decided not to sit.) Stick fingers Don't * (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Cigarette butts lay on the ground underneath it.) * (Stick your fingers into the holes in the table?) * (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Cigarette butts lay on the ground underneath it.) * (Your fingers don't fit through the top anymore.) * (You try from below.) * (... your hand became covered in cobwebs.) * (You decided not to stick your fingers through.) Yes No * Hey... there... * Noticed you were... * Here... * It's me! * You know ME, right? * Of course you do! * I'm REAL popular! * I just! * Don't have any friends... * But it's OK, y'hear! * Because you're y'here! * Will YOU be my friend? Kris Hippo- potamus * Oh! Oh! * I'm so happy, y'hear!? * I'm so happy I... I... * I don't know what to do! * I don't remember being this happy before! * What's your name, friend? Onion Beauty Asriel II Disgusting * Kris! That's you! * That's a real nice name for a friend! * H... Hippa... Hyper... Hoper... * Um, Hippopotamus! That's you! * Big name, but it's worth it! * Oh, excuse me! * I forgot to introduce myself! * ... * ... Actually, since no one talks to me, I forgot my own name... Kris Hippopotatomus * ~1! * Can you give me a name...? * Hmmm! It's perfect, y'hear! * I don't know what it means, but it's perfect! * Hmm!! * Feels like it's shaped like me! * Feels like it smells like me! * Wait, what was the name? * U... Umyum? Yeah! It's perfect! * Umyum, that's my name. * Wow... * What a wonderful name! * Feels like my self-esteem's in full bloom! Feels like my head's about to flower! * Wait, what was the name? * B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect! * The taste, the smell, the... * Asriel II... Mmm... * Sounds... familiar. * It feels like... a memory! * It feels like that good boy... * That threw those good corn flakes in the water for me. * Wait, what was the name? * C... Cereal? Yeah! I love Cereal! Bathe me in flakes! * Thank you for giving me a name! * I'll cherish it, y'hear!? * ... * K... Krismas? * That's your name, right? * Um, H... Hippa... um... * Hyper Potato Mask. * That's your name, right? * I wanna tell you... something... tomorrow... * Somethin' I can only tell a friend... * Come back soon, y'hear... Open Fridge Don't See photos * (It's a rusty fridge with some photos on it.) * Oh, Kris. * If you're hungry... * ... help yourself to anything you want. * (It's a rusty fridge with some photos on it.) * Nothing happened. * (There are two Eggs inside the fridge.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it...) * (... and, for some reason, a lone egg.) * (You decide to pass.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it.) * (You decide to pass.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it.) * (...) * (You put the Egg you were carrying inside, too...) * (You decide not to look.) * (A photo of your mother and father on their wedding day.) * (She's holding a bouquet of seven flowers.) * (A reindeer-looking monster stands nearby in a tuxedo.) * (They all look happy.) Asriel Neighbors Sister Nothing * Lil Krissy!!! * Like, what's up!? * Give Aunt Catty a hug! * Mwah! * Mwah! * Mwah! * Ha ha ha! * I'm not even actually your aunt! * Oh my god... * Can I talk to you about something? * ... * Actually, like, anything, though. * Your choice. * Lil Krissy! * Did you wanna talk about something!? * Oh my god, Asriel! * Like, what a cutie pie! * Do you remember when me and him went to the dance? * That was like... * The best night EVER! * Even though I spilled the entire punch bowl all over him... * And danced inappropriately in front of your mom... * And got arrested in the parking lot for making a scene... * Hahaha! That was SO much fun! * Tell him I said hi! * Like, that green girl next door? * Oh my god, Krissy. * She's like... my LIFE VILLAIN. * Like, the other day, I went to see Cat Petters 2... * And the only other person in the theater was her! * Then I went to QC's and ordered a Catpuccino... * And she, like, was already drinking one! * She's SUCH a copycat! * ... uhh, copygator? * Copysaurus? * Copodile? * IDK, she sucks! * Ooo, how's Catti doing? * I have no idea. * We, like, totally can't connect at all! * Yesterday, I asked if she wanted to hear me play the ukelele... * She said no! * And then she, like, told me... * My playing is "an anti-blessing from Planet Hell." * What the HECK, Krissy? * That's SOOO cute! * I love my fricked-up lil sis! * Oh, you gotta go? * Do you have, like, homework...? * You should, like, let me help! * Hahaha, JK! * I totally don't want to! Laters! Neighbor Memories Go Away Nothing * Krissy! * Like, long time no see! * What's up? * Did you wanna talk about something? * Ugh, that chick next door drives me NUTS. * I keep seeing her EVERYWHERE I go. * She's a TOTAL copycat. * Like, WHY though? * Doesn't she realize she'll NEVER be me? * Honestly, her whole family is, like, SO trashy. * Once her sister served me a coffee and I swear it was half cat fur. * Like, get a hairnet, girl. For, like, your whole body. * Remember that time you wanted to hang out with us big kids? * I was like, "yeah, of course! Just get us some burgers!" * Then, like, amazingly... * You ACTUALLY got them... * So I told you to go back and get some french fries, too... * ... then a dozen miniature cakes... * They were SO good, I ate like six! * Then I like... * Suddenly got so sick I had to go home. * Man. * So, like, anyway... * Kris, are you busy? * Aww, that's no way to talk to your almost-sister-in-law. * Nah, I'm joking. * But, like... * Remember that time I played truth or dare with Azzy? * I, like, made him give me his first kiss... * Then your mom found out he kissed someone, and... * Like, I think she basically dialed 911. * I swear your family went to church, like... * Every single day that week. * Aw, Krissy, you just wanted to say hi? * That's adorable... * Now get out of here. Buy No * Hey. * Hey kid. * ... ya wanna buy a tutorial? * It's only 50 Dark Dollars. Buy No * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * HA! HA! Did I say FIFTY!? * Well, we just went on sale! * TWENTY! TWENTY Dark Dollars! Buy No * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * ONE!!! ONLY ONE DOLLAR!!! * PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! * I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!! * R-really!? * You changed your mind!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * F-Finally! * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE A DOLLAR!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * Er, excuse me, Sir. * I think I have a dollar. * ... is it Dark? * Umm, yes? * Heheh, perfect! * Right this way, gentleners! What's TP? Secret Gaining TP Bye * I'm TP Master. * Ask me about TP's. * Later, kid. * TP? What's TP? * That's what lets you cast SPELLS, see!? * When you see that orange bar, * Cast some SPELLS when it's filled up far. * TP...! It's quite a caper! * TP! Stands for... * ... Toilet Paper! * ... no, it stands for Tension Points. * What, really!? * TP only lasts, inside a fight. * Once you win, it's out of sight. * Having extra, feels unbearable. * No point in saving, it's straight-up terrible. * But leftover TP turns into extra money at the end of battle... * You mean I only should have been using one square!? * You get TP when you DEFEND. * Protect yourself, then cast SPELLs, friend. * You also get TP by getting close to bullets. * Look for the heart outline when you get close to bullets. * You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets." * B-because it's important! * You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets"...? Pacify Healing Fact Bye * I'm Ralsei Master. * Ask me about RALSEI's. * Later, kid. * Ralsei's spell's called PACIFY. * Use it on BABIES, before they CRY. * What? It safely removes a "TIRED" enemy from combat. * What if you're fighting a BABY!? * Ralsei has a spell that HEALS, dude. * Why use that, when you can eat FOOD? * Because you won't have to use up an ITEM? * I could have avoided all those empty calories!? * Ralsei loves when you give us MONEY. * He will hug you, and call you HONEY. * Hey, that's not true! * You don't need money to get me to do that! Warning Attack Fact Bye * I'm Susie Master. * Ask me about SUSIE's. * Later, kid. * When KRIS uses WARNING, SUSIE can't hit. * So make sure to - * So there's no reason to use it. * Unless... * Unless you wanted not to hurt - * SO THERE'S NO REASON. * Susie's gone, I'm afraid, I'm afreet. *Seems like WARNING is obsolete. * The days of WARNing, have long since past. * The circumstances, changed pretty fast. * Susie always attacks, the foe on top. * She'll smash them, with a crushing chop. * She always strikes, at the first thing she sees... * ... * Oh no, oh no! * She's looking at ME! * Susie's gone, so no attack. * Will you two pick up the slack? * Susie's BUSTER, RUDE as may be... * Will deal more damage, if you just press ~1! * Susie loves, when you give us MONEY. * She will - * Nope, don't care. * Did I say something funny!? * Susie's gone, so no facts. * Will you two pick up the slackts? * SUSIE seems to have changed, just a hair. * That kind of growth is actually rare. Reviving Acting Fact Bye * I'm Kris Master. * Ask me about KRIS's. * Later, kid. * When HP goes negative, your friends fall down * But bringing them back, is easy-town * Plain foods and spells, work like a charm - * And with a MINT, you can cure all HARM. * Even normal items and spells can revive people, huh? * Yeah, that's what I'm saying! * If you only ACT, you might start to think - * What about the guy with the scarf in pink? * If you know ACTing will make the enemy friendly - * Then you can ask me to SPARE on the SAME TURN. * Or, cast PACIFY if you know they'll get TIRED. * If you plan ahead, a lot can happen in ONE TURN! * Hey, who's the MASTER here, me or you!? * It's a good idea, to give us BUCKs. * It'll make you happy, and fill you with LUCKs. * Over there, is our DONATION HOLE. * We had a BOX, but it got STOLE. Throw $1 Do not * "Donation Hole" * (If you like our tutorials, please throw your money into a hole.) * (The hole is filled to the brim with cash.) * (You put a dollar in the "Hole.") * (The "Hole" became "Full.") * (You don't have enough money.) * (You failed to budget enough money to throw into a hole...) * (You decided to save the dollar for a different hole.) Make Ralsei try it Try it Decline * How's the evil scheming going? * Huh? Oh, that? * We, uh, got bored. * So we're having a snack. * ... I see. * C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk! * And I didn't eat anything! * Sorry. What are you two having, exactly...? * Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice. * And that is...? * Feast for yourself, my main man. * Kris, do you want to, um, try it? * Oh, there's a... * Honeypot? Inside? * ... It's full of salsa. * Bingo, you sweet little pumpkin! * It's my secret stash. * A little snackeroo from me to you... * ... * Mmmm. Yummy. It's delicious... * C'mon, you're just pretending to eat it! * Haha, yeah! That's what I do, too! * ????? * (There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump.) * (You ate some salsa.) * (It recovered... something.) * (Not HP.) * (Just... something.) * Mmm... * Hey, what's in this? * I don't know! * Look, if no one else will eat it, I'll try it! * ... there's a jar of... Blood...? * In here. * No, no. * It's merely a pot of free-range salsa. * Thanks, that's actually more gross somehow. * Any time! * Mmm... * Hey, what's in this? * I don't know! * Kris...? * Kris, honey, you have grown up so much... * Someday soon you will be going off to university as well... * ... * Remember when you were little... * You asked when your horns were going to grow in? * So we bought that headband with the little red horns on it. * Oh, you wore it for months! Whatever happened to it? * Kris, I need to grade these assignments. * Perhaps you should go to bed...? * You do not look very well... Flowers Saucer Chalk Nothing * O... Oh, Kris... * D... Did you want to talk about something? * Huh? * O-Oh, these flowers...? They're from your dad... * He... He always asks how you're doing in school... * ... Then gives me a bouquet of them. * ... A-actually, that he always gives me flowers... * ... R-really makes me w-wonder if he... If he l-likes... * I-if... If he l-likes... * ... The awesome comics I lent to him. * Honestly, HE kind of reminds me of a superhero, Kris. * (He's huge and could kick my ass.) * Oh, this saucer of milk? * I-It's for my kitty, MewMew! She's a perfect angel! * ... uh? What does she look like...? * W... well, I've never actually s-seen her, b-but... * Ever since I started putting out milk, it's been disappearing. * S... So I'd like to think that there's a cat. * M... My cat. * K... Kris, even though you never got the chalk... * You deserve an award for trying so hard to find it. * So, in return, I can let you borrow, um... * M... My home-made DVD collection of the Symptons! * Y-you know, the sitcom about the middle-class monster family. * It's got every episode in all 28 seasons! * It's the funniest, most quotable show ever...! * But make sure you don't watch past the second season * Since they just rebooted it as Symptons Turbo * They all started driving their own motor-vehicles * And fighting giant giga-demons and stuff * The main problem about that is that it kind of * Lost the focus on family that it had earlier * When their vehicles were shaped like animals * And they were friends with the animal vehicles too * And let's not get into Symptons Galaxy Force * Where the Symptons discover another Earth * On the other side of the Sun * WOULDN'T THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD JUST * ... Huh? * ... You don't want to watch it? * ... Th-That's ok, Kris... * OK, umm, if you ever need help with homework... * My office hours are in this disgusting alley. * H... Heheheh... Umm, tell your mom I said hi. Add Spade Add Diamond Swap Perpetuate Do not * (Life cannot exist without consuming.) * (Even the moss drinks water.) * (Perpetuate the cycle of existence?) * (The moss has been eaten.) * (The cycle continues...) * (You ate the moss.) * (Tastes... mossy.) * (Your HP was mossed out.) * (The cycle ends here, in the corner of a small cell...) Take Do not * (These shackles seem oddly fashionable.) * (Take them?) * (Ain't nothin' to hold you down...) * (You're carrying too many ARMORs.) * (IRONSHACKLE was put in your ARMORs.) * (Don't need nothin' to hold you down...) Yes She'll be fine * ... thanks for helping her, Kris. She appreciates it. * ... * Kris... * Are you worried about Susie? * Well, regardless of how you feel... * I don't think it would hurt to take a moment... * Close your eyes, and think about what she's doing now... Go Left Go Right * (Alright... out of the cell...) * (Where to next...?) * Huh...? Kris...? Did you say something back there? * (... I can't hear them anymore...) Fix Item Leave Fix Us * Well, well. I am the smith Malius. I can fix anything. Weapon, armor... * ... I can even fix you! Well, well, what will it be? * Hm? What is it now? * Well, well. You have nothing to fix. * But if you find anything BROKEN, return here. * After all, I can fix anything... * ... except for a BROKEN HEART. * Huh---! That CAKE is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique! * Huh---! That CAKE is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * ... actually, you will need a free space in your ITEMs first. * Huh---! That KEY is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique! * Well, well. Good journey, my friends. * Your body is a weapon, too. You must take care of it from time to time. * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique. Buy Do not * Interested in a Choco Diamond? * All proceeds go to Rudinn Relief Funds, I guess. * It's only $40! * Choco Diamonds, only $40, I guess. * Thanks, I guess. * (The Choco Diamond was added to your ITEMS.) * ... You have too many ITEMS for this, I guess. * You don't have enough money, I guess. * Okay I guess. Buy Do not * (Hathy offers a Hearts Donut.) * (Proceeds go to Hathy's Health. It costs $40.) * (Hathy seemed happy.) * (The Hearts Donut was added to your ITEMS.) * (You didn't have enough room in your ITEMs.) * (Hathy seemed sad.) * (You didn't have enough money.) * (Hathy seemed sad.) * (Hathy accepted your choice.) Buy Do not * Greetings, gentleclowns. * May we interest you in a Lancer Cookie? * All proceeds go to kicking your ass. * It's a mere $40. * Heheheh, thanks... * (The LANCERCOOKIE was added to your ITEMs.) * For getting CHEATED by us!! * Now we may fund our illicit plans!! * (You bought LANCERCOOKIE.) * (But you didn't have any room.) * (So Lancer just dropped it on the ground and it broke.) * Oops. * Oh well. Buyers cryers. * Thank you anyway for your contribution... * ... to getting SWINDLED by us! * Now we can fund our illicit plans!!! * ... You don't have enough funds. * What? What did you spend it on!? Pastries!? * That's irresponsible. * Hey! You can't not buy from us! * Hey DUMBASS! * It's for a GOOD CAUSE! * (Let's just buy one, Kris.) Alphys Dark World Help you Nothing * HEY, PUNK!!! * GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!! * YOU'RE BLOCKIN' TRAFFIC!!!! * ... Oh, wait, it's just Asgore's kid. * Sorry, I'm a little, uh, worked up lately. * This job is SO boring. * Nothing EVER happens in this town! * Ngh... I just wish SOMETHING would shake things up! * ... Huh? * You got somethin' to report? * Got somethin' to report? * ... Alphys? * Who's Alphys? * No idea who you're talking about. * ... Why, did they do something illegal!? * Gotcha, if I see "Alphys," I'll tackle 'em!! * Fuhuhuhu!! * They're as good as dead!! * What? * There's a Dark World inside the school? * Uh... SURE, kid. * There's no law against Dark Worlds anyway! * That's a job for the school board! * Aww, you wanna help me? Sure, punk. * Get someone to rob the bank so I can suplex them! * ... wait, do we even have a bank? * Hey, get someone to build a bank...! * Don't do anything illegal, you little punk~! * And lemme know if you get a lead on any purple girls. * There's one wanted on SEVERAL counts of Comic Mischief. Asriel Job Co-Workers No * Little buddy! * It's me! * Wanna chat for a minute before I lose my mind? * H... Hey! * Hey little buddy! * What's up?! * Do you know when Azzy's coming home? * Y... You can't tell him this, but I really miss the guy. * It'd be sweet to cruise around town like old times... * Picking up, for example... * CHICKS * Which, as a matter of course * May not have ever actually happened. * B-but one time Undyne made eye contact with me! * ... while she was writing me a speeding ticket. * Make no mistake, little buddy. * ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is H"E"LL. * I can't slack off for SECONDS without hearing... * "Be a team player, there's no I in PEZZA!" * YES THERE IS. * YOU JUST TOOK IT OUT. * But it's OK, little buddy. * I've been saving up... * ... To go to college where Azzy is! * Then I'll get a theater degree, become a famous actor... * And let the fangirls roll in, little buddy. * Ah, yes, Little Buddy. Good idea. Meet the Rogue's Gallery. * Blue Ears - Soft serve obsessed, no concept of personal space. * Keeps accidentally pouring slushies on me and giggling. * The Warrior - Thankfully absent due to pizza-related injuries. * Constantly terrorizing customers with war chants. * Purple Guy - Man, THAT GUY, you gotta... * ... actually, does that guy even work here? * Ah, my co-workers. Where would I be without them? * A happy place, little buddy. A much happier place. * It's fine, Little Buddy. You don't have to watch me suffer. * Just enjoy your freedom... While it lasts... Fruit Juice Nothing * Kris... What a pleasant surprise to see you here. * And on a school day. * There must be a reason that you came here at such a time. * I, Father Alvin, implore you. * If you have anything weighing on your mind, please, speak. * Kris, if you want some of our "sick" Fruit Juice, you should come to our service. * Our choir sounds a bit thinner since your brother went away. * Kris, it would be wonderful if you would sing with us. * Or even participated to any extent, * Instead of just trying to drink the Fruit Juice. * I understand. * I hope in time you may find the words you seek. * Let the Angel's power light your way. Yes No * (Scented markers.) * (You dig out the marshmallow one and start huffing it.) * (The chocolate one smells too fake anyway.) Yes No * (It's a toilet.) * (Flush it?) Yes No * (It's good to conserve water.) Yes No * (It's an obligatory hospital piano, shrunk to fit in the corner.) * (As a result, it's missing most of the good keys.) * (Play it?) * (Plink...) * (Your hands linger over the keys doing nothing.) * (Ring, ring...) * K... Kris!? * Whatever have you been doing!? * I sat in the car waiting for you after school for half an hour...! * I called and called, but you never picked up... * You had your poor mother worried sick! * Kris, I am afraid I am going to have to punish you... * ... huh? * ... A friend? * You were spending time with... a friend? * ... * Kris... * I will make an exception this time. * You can continue your adventures a little longer. * But when you return home... * You are going to have to go to bed early. * See you soon, honey. * (Click...) Great to see you again Who the hell are you? * hey, look who's walkin' around. * how are ya, kid? Store Friends Leave * yeah, it's real nice, isn't it? * especially considering i've never met you before. * the name's sans. * sans the skeleton. * i'm new in town. * what's up? * hmm... y'know, good question. * i'm sans. * your friendly neighborhood skeleton. * what's up? * what's up? Me My Mom My Teacher Nobody * behind me? * yeah, that's the grocery store. * unfortunately, it's closed. * what a pain. * i really wanted to buy some milk. * someone oughta complain to the guy who runs it. * we just moved here, so i hardly know anyone. * why, got anyone i should know better? * oh, you've got something better to do? * me too. * anyway, i'll be standing here doing nothing. * huh? * ah, sorry. i don't hang out with idiot babies. * they compete with my sociological niche. * hey, i gave you a number, what more do you want? * woah there, tiger. * you can't just jump straight into friendship. * it takes time. * ... * alright, that's enough time. * take this. * call it whenever you feel like. * (You got Sans's Number.) * your mother, huh...? * too late. * i already "befriended" your mom last night. * she's great. came to the store to buy chocolate kisses. * said she's gotta lock her door to stop you from eating 'em. * heheheh... you sound like a fun kid, huh? * alphys. yeah. i know about her. * came into the store with a suitcase and sunglasses. * thought she was part of the mob. * she opened the case and stuffed it full of instant noodles. * paid in small bills, * then slunk out of the place, * pajamas trailing on the floor. * anyway, our relationship is, uh, purely business. * so, uh, i guess i'll just let her do her thing. * harsh, but fair. 1 2 * (Ring, ring...) * Hello. * You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies. * Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None. * (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...) * (The phone kept ringing infinitely.) * Huh!? * Ah, you're an Idiot? * Ah, you're an Baby? * Ah, you're an Idiot Baby? * ... * To tell you the truth, I'm one too. * Let's try our best, OK? * (Click...) * Why'd you call the Hotline for Idiot Babies if you aren't an Idiot Baby? * (Click...) Yes No * ... hey bud. * ... are you busy tomorrow...? * i need some help with something. * it'd be great if you could come over. * i live just next door, ya know. * wow... you answered quickly, huh. * that's not good. * i'm a total stranger. * you should probably hesitate more. * wow, you were deliberating for a while. * gee, what's wrong? * don't want to hang out with a stranger? * well, guess i shouldn't complain... * huh...? * what are we going to be doing? * oh, i'm not going to be there. * that'd be weird. * it's just gonna be you and my little brother. * he needs friends. * thanks for hanging out with him. * see ya. * ... well, that was quick. * ... hmm, well, that's disappointing. * alright, alright, lemme sweeten the deal for ya. * if you come over... i, will personally, * not even be there. * it'll just be you and my little brother. * since he's new here, he needs friends. * anyway, thanks for agreeing to hang out with him. * see ya. Susie Key Anything Nothing * Oh, hi, Kris! * Did you need help with your homework again? * I know you were having trouble last time, so, um, * I actually got a few things ready for you, in case -- * Ah, wait, sorry! I can't right now... * I forgot my house key again, and... * Sorry, Kris, I'll help you later, if that's ok. * See you at school, Kris! * ... * ... * Umm, Kris? * Did you... want to talk about something? * Hi Kris! * Is something up? She's nice Terrible Eats Chalk ... * Susie! That's right, you were with Susie! * When you didn't come back to class, I was worried, but... * Everything turned out OK! I think? * ... * ... Umm, Kris? Can I ask something, if that's OK? * Susie... I'm kind of... curious what she's like, you know? * I mean, who DOESN'T wonder about her? She never talks to anyone. * So, Kris, could you tell me about her? If that's ok... * Oh, can I ask something else about her!? * Well, did it seem like, she, um... * (W-wait, you definitely wouldn't know THAT...) * ... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key? * I... I mean, um... I... you know, * She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working. * Don't worry, OK? I'll just go over to Catti's. * Umm... Kris...? Are you feeling alright? * Normally you're not so... talkative. * Oh! I don't mean to sound like something's wrong with you. * ... * Umm, Kris, is something wrong? * Why did you go to the hospital to see my dad...? * I mean, I'm sure he appreciated it, but... um... * Gosh, I'm sorry, Kris. Forget I said anything! * Tell Azzy I said hi, Kris! * What...? * She's... a nice person? * Really!? L-like, really!? Honestly!? Truly!? * I mean, that's just what I was hoping, but... * W-wait, this isn't another trick, is it, Kris? * Like when you put ketchup on your arms and told me it was blood? * ... R-really? You're serious? You're totally serious? * ... gosh, then maybe I should try talking to her... * B-but if I die, you're paying for my funeral, Kris! * (Though, honestly, if she's nice I might die, too...) * She WHAT? She smashed you against the LOCKERS? * Gosh, Kris, I'm really sorry. That's just awful. * I... I'd THOUGHT Susie was good, just... * Maybe it would take someone special to find her good side. * ... but she really IS terrible, isn't she...? * Kris... I'm SO sorry you have to go through this. * In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...? * I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? * You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, * Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore. * (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...) * What? * She was EATING the chalk??? * R... really...? * Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris? * L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids... * So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying. * ... Huh? You're telling the truth? Seriously? * ... * Umm, then... what color chalk does she like? * And, do you think she likes the thin or the thick kind...? * (Wait, maybe making her a lunchbox full of chalk is stupid...) * Seriously, Kris? But I help you ALL the time! * The LEAST you can do is give me a LITTLE information! * Like, d-does she like metal music!? * Is she really an obligate carnivore!? * D... Does she really have a tail underneath her jacket!? * Or, or... or... * Sorry Kris, it's not any of my business, is it...? * (I blew it, didn't I...) Yes No * (If you go to bed, this chapter of your adventures will end.) * (Will you go to bed?) * (You decided to go to bed.) * (You will sleep later.) Sleep Do not * (It's your bed.) * (If you go back to sleep, you may miss a lot of important things.) * (Will you go to bed?) Sleep!!! Do not!!! * (For some reason, you decided to go back to sleep...) * (You can sleep in class.) Play a game Do not play a game * BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE. * SO LONELY, LONELY, I BE... * BUT LO, THREE VISITORS STANDING INSIDE? * WHO ARE YOU FEW? * Nice to meet you! I'm Ralsei, this is Kris, and... * So, what the hell are you doing in there? * I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. * I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME. * BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. * AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY. * BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER. * THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, * BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE. * Huh? Free? But you're clearly the one behind bars... * THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM HERE, LIGHTNERS! * Well, sounds like you don't need any help, then. * THAT IS UN-SO. * I GROW LONELY IN MY LITTLE FREEDOM. * SO, SHALL YOU PLAY A GAME WITH ME, ME...? * I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FREE! * FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU BE FREE, FREE. * THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS A SECRET. Play a game Do not play a game * FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU BE FREE, FREE. * THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS A SECRET. * BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE!! * HOW CAN YOU REFUSE, WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING...? Use Key Do not * UEE HEE HEE, THE KEY, THE KEY. * A MARVELLOUS FUN IS ABOUT TO BREAK FREE. * WON'T YOU LET YOURSELF OUTSIDE? * (You put the Door Key in front of the Door.) * YOU CAME TOO FAR! YOUR CHOICE HAS RUN OUT! * DO NOT TARRY! Blaze Do Not Blaze * Blaze it. Apologize Profusely Intimidate * Hey! You're the chumps that beat me up earlier! * There's no way I'll forgive you, so scram! * We're sorry, we made a mistake earlier. * We promise we won't do it again! * Huh...? You're apologizing? I guess I'll forgive you then... * (Your violence against a single Rudinn was forgiven!) * Heh, you wanna act that way, huh...? * Forgive me or I'll crush you, dweeb!! * I... I'm sorry!!! I forgive you!!! Here, take this Choco Diamond! * (You got the Choco Diamond.) * I'm sorry, but we don't have any room... * Too late, I already ate it. Listen Do Not * (It's a music player.) * (Listen to the contents?) * (...) * (It's full of cartoon splat noises.) * (You did not listen.) Prison B1 Floor 1F ?????? * (Where will you ride the elevator to?) * (You're there.) * (You're there.) * (You're there.) Ride Do not * (Ride the elevator?) Yes Don't * Hey Kris. * W... wait a second. * Ummm, I... * Look. * I know you wanna give a REAL goodbye to everyone, right? * I mean, I'm ALL for leaving right away, but... * Y'know, we could go back a sec. If you wanted. * Well, then what are we waiting for? * Let's head back! * C'mon, don't lie! * Let's at least say goodbye to Lancer! Let's Fight Let's Not * If you can beat me, I'll go back to being a good guy. * But if you LOSE... * YOU guys will have to become bad guys with US... * ... and do WHATEVER we say. * Ho ho ho!!! Our wish is your command!!! * So, whaddya say...? * Eh, don't bother answering. * We were just gonna thrash you anyway, so... * See ya! Me Asriel Pie Flowers Nevermind * Kris? What is it, honey? * Kris, honey, you have grown up so much... * Someday soon you will be going off to university as well... * ... * Remember when you were little... * You asked when your horns were going to grow in? * So we bought that headband with the little red horns on it. * Oh, you wore it for months! Whatever happened to it? * Remember that video-game you and Asriel used to play? * What was it called...? Super Smashing Fighters? * When he was very little, he LOVED the green lizard from that. * We even had a birthday party for him themed around it. * Your father painted all these eggs with spots as decoration... * Oh, your brother LOVED it...! * Until the next day, your father cooked them all for breakfast. * Your brother just kept crying... * Ever since, he's hated that book about eating green eggs! * Kris, since only you and I are living here right now... * It feels... just a bit lonely, does it not...? * But, fortunately, sharing a warm, freshly-made pie, * Is the perfect cure for such a condition. * ... as long as I get to eat some, of course. * Oh, Kris...? Flowers? For your mother...? * How sweet... * ... * These are from HIM, are they not. * ... * Err, well, worry not, Kris, I will... * ... find some place for them. * Kris, perhaps you should go to bed early tonight... * You do not look quite yourself. Field Forest * (It's a door.) * (Where will you go?) Forest Bake Sale Castle * (But nothing happened.) * (Amazingly, you are already there.) * (The door opened...) Give Cake Do not * Marga riba! * That cake! * It's seething with power! * It's my cake, isn't it!? * Did you repair it!? * Will you return it!? * Edamame! My old cake! I'm so happy I could spin! * My friend, share in my riches! I have many worse cakes I do not want! * If you're not carrying a Cake, come here and I'll give you one! Forever! * (You traded the TopCake for the SpinCake.) * Now, I'm going to continue to spin and cry! Spin and cry! * Sweet in cake, but not in character! A tragedy!! Take Cake No * Mama miba! How are you enjoying my rejected pastries? * Mom amiga! You want an inferior cake, my friend? * Please take this cake! It's worthless, my dear friend! * (You got the SpinCake.) * Mama shiba! You're carrying too many things that aren't cakes! * I understand!! Too much cake will make you spin and cry!! Yes No * (Well, there is a man here.) * (He offered you something.) * (You received an Egg.) * (Then he needn't be here.) =========== scr_torface =========== 1 ============== scr_weaponinfo ============== Wood Blade A wooden practice blade with a carbon- reinforced core. What's this!? A CHOPSTICK? ... You have a SWORD!? That's yours, Kris... Mane Ax Beginner's ax forged from the mane of a dragon whelp. I'm too GOOD for that. Ummm... it's a bit big. Red Scarf A basic scarf made of lightly magical fiber. No. Just... no. Comfy! Touch it, Kris! EverybodyWeapon It felt right for everyone. Uhhh... Ok. A perfect fit! Spookysword A black-and-orange sword with a bat hilt. Ugh, it's too small! Oh, it's too scary! Spookiness UP Brave Ax A glossy ax from a block warrior. Suitable for heroes. Well, if I have to. It's a bit too heavy... Guts Up Devilsknife Skull-emblazoned scythe-ax. Reduces Rudebuster's cost by 10 Let the games begin! It's too, um, evil. Buster TP DOWN Trefoil Mossy rapier with a clover emblem. Increases $ found by 5%. That tacky thing? No! Not my shade of green... Money Earned UP Ragger A rugged scarf that cuts enemies like a dagger. Ow! That can't be comfy! Feels prickly... Nice! DaintyScarf Delicate scarf that increases healing power but has no attack. IT'S MADE OF DOILIES! I'll protect everyone! Fluffiness UP ================= scr_windowcaption ================= DELTARUNE ================== special_name_check ================== SUSIE NOELLE KRIS TORIEL ASRIEL ASGORE SANS PAPYRUS ALPHYS UNDYNE RUDY BERDLY CATTY CATTI BRATTY GERSON JOCKINGTON QC ▀▀██▄▄▄▄ ● ▄▄▄▄██▀▀ ▲ CHAPTER 2 ▲ ▼ ============= DEVICE_CHOICE ============= NO YES GRAINS MEAT DAIRY SWEETS FRUIT VEGETABLE EGG ============== DEVICE_CONTACT ============== A B D ============== DEVICE_FAILURE ============== THE DEATH Come on, that all you got!? Kris, get up...! This is not your fate...! Please, don't give up! CONTINUE GIVE UP THE DARK =========== DEVICE_MENU =========== NO DATA CHAPTER 1 NO DATA UNKNOWN FILE CHAPTER 1 UNKNOWN FILE FILE not found. Completion FILE not found. Start Back Your Room [Chapter 1 END] [Made on seeing credits.] Don't Use Chapter 1 FILE Ch 1 Files Chapter Select End Program Start Chapter 2 from Chapter 1's FILE. This will start Chapter 2 in FILE Slot ~1. PREPARATIONS ARE COMPLETE. ============ DEVICE_NAMER ============ ENTER YOUR OWN NAME. THIS IS YOUR NAME. SUSIE NOELLE KRIS TORIEL ASRIEL ASGORE SANS PAPYRUS ALPHYS UNDYNE RUDY BERDLY CATTY CATTI BRATTY GERSON JOCKINGTON QC SUSIE NOELLE KRIS TORIEL ASRIEL ASGORE SANS PAPYRUS ALPHYS UNDYNE RUDY BERDLY CATTY CATTI BRATTY GERSON JOCKINGTON QC ====== UNUSED ====== No one can hear me, can they...? ... I guess not. To be honest, I'm not even sure if I can hear myself. It's so quiet here... ... and yet, sometimes, I swear I hear something... Something like... scratching? ================== o_boxing_wireframe ================== Press Z and X to Punch! HIT IT HIT IT Press ~1 Or ~2 If You Dare Shut up, that was just a warm up! Shut up! That was just practice! Shut up!! I said shut up!! ================== o_boxingcontroller ================== DODGE with ~1 or ~2! Press ~1 to Duck! default * (Press ~1 or ~2 to hit Queen after she attacks!) * (Punch during Queen's turn with ~1 or ~2 after she attacks!) * (Dodge Queen's attacks with ~1, ~2, and ~3!) * ROUND 2 begins. * Queen's attacks got tougher! * ROUND 3 begins. * Queen's attacks got extreme! You can Punch on both sides! =========== o_boxinghud =========== BOSS ============= o_boxingqueen ============= DODGE with ~1 or ~2! Press ~1 to Duck! * Battle Power... Dropping... * Overheat... Activated * Listen Well * You May Have Defeated Me * But I Still Possess One Thing * You Three Will Never Have * Detachable Hands ==================== obj_battlecontroller ==================== HP Standard MERCY Berdly * You won! * Got ~1 EXP and ~2 D$. * You won the battle! * You won! * Got ~1 D$. * You became stronger. * You won! * Got ~1 D$. * Noelle became stronger. ================= obj_berdlyb_enemy ================= Partake, Kris! The zephyr of punishment! Holy Halbird! Grant me strength! Look, Susie! The closest you'll ever get to an "A"! What? My car is breaking!? Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, you bumpbarians! Kris, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!? Kris, you're tired of being the class No.3, gazing distantly at Noelle and I's fruited figures... So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down! Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion. But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side... I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill! Fools! This is Smart Smoke! It means my car is getting stronger! You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly. * Berdly calls Queen for help! * But Queen is pretending to be on the phone! * Berdly asks Queen what snacks they have at home! * Queen nods! She has earbuds in! * Berdly gives the secret sign! * But Queen is busy with a coloring book! * Berdly summons Queen! * Queen calls in sick! * Berdly shows Queen his card collection! * Queen escaped successfully. * Smells like fried chicken. * Berdly's coaster car thing looks sick. * Berdly asks Queen for healing! * She says "You're Doing Great Honey" * BERDLY - Go! Use your roller coaster cars to play "bump of chicken"! * You and Susie will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * You and Ralsei will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * You will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * Susie will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * Susie and Ralsei will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * Ralsei will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! * The whole gang will attempt to bump into Berdly's car! W-what...? My coaster, it's...! ================== obj_berdlyb2_enemy ================== Partake, Kris! The Zephyr of Punishment! See if you can dodge this, Kris! Holy Halbird! Grant me strength! Kris! I get it! Your head's gotten big from solving that puzzle by DUMB LUCK! So now you think it's your chance to usurp me at my weakest... By taking my most precious thing... Noelle! But guess what, Kris! I have one or more things you will NEVER have! Behold!!! Comrades!!! That's right, Kris! Unlike YOU, I have a LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat US fighting alone! ... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!? Kris... you're outmatched! My team is rich in natural resources! My... my allies are gone? Ha! They're probably just... Helping Queen search for me! Intelligence, yes. Smarts, yes. Nipples, future YES. Sh... shut up, Kris! Shut up! I don't care if you're not saying anything! S-summon more guys!? I... I don't need to do that! Noelle, this might hurt, but it's to save you! Just WAIT! The original ones are gonna come back any minute now! (Help.) Don't worry, it's part of my calculations! WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME!? N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here! ... N... Noelle? (I can... still... hear... their voice...) * Berdly thanks Noelle profusely. * Berdly tries to entice Noelle to his side by gyrating his hips! * Berdly preens condescendingly. * Berdly laughs and goes to his mind palace. * Berdly crushes his Smart Scouter out of frustration. * Smells like frozen chicken. * BERDLY - He usually only gets this mad when you play games together. * Enemy Weakness: ICE Try your strongest ice spell. * You acted like you were an idiot next to Berdly's genius! * Ahh, Kris... A shame I must defeat someone so lowly... * You did several math problems incorrectly! * You pretended to knit a home-made dunce cap! * You grunted like a primitive animal! * You pretended to spill your IQ points on the floor! * You got Noelle to pretend to pick them up! * (Why me!?) * Berdly liked that! * You glared at Berdly! * Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? * W-well... It's not working!! * Berdly's DEFENSE dropped! * You glared at Berdly! * His DEFENSE dropped! * You encouraged Noelle to use her mind! * Her MAGIC increased! Berdly found her smarts appealing! * Noelle acted smart! * You told Noelle to concentrate! * Concentrate on what...? * Her MAGIC increased! * But nothing happened! * Noelle tried to talk to Berdly! * Umm, Berdly, I'm glad you're trying to help me... * No need to thank me, dearest Noelle! * Noelle accidentally complimented Berdly! * But it failed. * S... Snowgrave? * I... I don't know that spell. * I'm telling you, I... I... * I don't know what you're talking about. * I'm telling you, stop! * I... I don't know what you're talking about! * ... * Fine. You want to see what happens so bad? * Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know! * ... * What... * What happened? * There was so much snow, I couldn't see anything... * I... * I don't feel so good. * I think * I'm going to go home. ==================== obj_blocked_total_fx ==================== Blocked ads! ========================== obj_boxing_loss_controller ========================== Don't give up...! ================ obj_bqueen_intro ================ * Finally... a worthy opponent... ==================== obj_caradventure_car ==================== * Kris Press Directional Buttons To Steer * Kris Press Directions To Steer * Kris Don't Hit The Cars! * Haha Okay Actually Hit All The Cars * So Much Traffic Isn't It Wonderful * Lightners Love Traffic They Look It Up All The Time * Poor Noelle She Would Love Hitting All These Cars * Umm, actually, I... she, um, might not, um... * Stop Everything * Kris Get The Banana * Kris You Are Going To Get Sick * Here Comes A Crossing Get Ready To Stop ======================= obj_caradventure_object ======================= * Potassium =================== obj_ch2_city_berdly =================== * Uh-uh oh-- * Noelle!? What are you doing with Kris!? * Um, I... um... I... I... * We... have a truce...? * A... truce!? With... Kris? * Hahaha!! That's impossible! * That would be double trucies. * Huh? * Worry not, my dearest Noelle. * I know what you really want to say. * You.... you do? * Going along with all this... * You feel... forced, don't you? * It's why you're not with Queen right now. * Berdly... you get it? * Yes!! I do!! * Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! * Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!! * Noelle!! This may hurt, but it's to help you!! * W-wait, just listen to me---!!! * Noelle! There you are! * Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and-- * ... * Noelle? * Kris, it looks like another enemy. * Should I freeze them? * N... Noelle? * Noelle, it's me, don't you recognize me!? * ...!?!? * B... Berdly!? * Noelle, are you okay...? * What... what are you doing with Kris? * I'm just, we're just... * ... * Getting... stronger. * Wh... what? Proceed... where? * Noelle, what are they talking about!? * ... * Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... * But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... * Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! * Kris, ready yourself!! * W-wait, Berdly, stop! * Run away! * From... me!? * (Th... that's right, what was I thinking just now?) * (That's right... Kris is my friend, right?) * What absurdity!!! Kris!! * Did you leave your IQ points at home!? * Noelle is only going to be protected BY ME! * And I'll FIGHT HER to PROVE IT! * W-wait, just listen to me---!!! * D-damn it! * Berdly, are you okay...? * Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him... * Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! * The only one going easy mode, was me! * You look... Exhausted. * I'm only tired of HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER! * Ah, Noelle. It'd be too simple to save you now. * Kris! Go ahead and train your strength values. * Try hard, and maybe someday you'll be a worthy rival. * Heh! Sometimes I can't believe how cool I am... * (He hit me in the face with a tornado...) * (If he would just listen to me...) * ... * Kris...? * ... * Umm, about just now... * ... * (Seems like whatever was happening.) * (They snapped themselves out of it...) * (Proceed...) * (Why... did they keep saying that...?) * ... w-wait, I get it! * You were just trying to make Berdly mad, weren't you!? * Come on, that's not nice, Kris. * ... Though, it's not like I don't understand the feeling. * Fahahaha. * I guess we both kind of got carried away...! * ... * (Really though, what... was I thinking?) ================== obj_ch2_city_car_a ================== * Noeeeeelle Honey Where Are You * (Oh no, here she comes...) * Noelle Come Home I Made You A Battery Acid Pie * Oh, Kris Perfect Timing * Have You Seen -- * Oh my Luxurious Quuuueeeeeenn!! * Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car * My Queen!! Where are you!! * I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!! * Hmm... she's not here... * That Was Close * Kris * Who Is Your Friend * My Face Recognition Software Does Not Compute Them * .... And Yet * Something About Them Seems * Cool * Robotic Even * (...) * Kris We Must Drive To Find Noelle * Everyone Get In The Car * Oh My Circuits It's A Traffic Jam * A Dog Must Have Wandered In The Road Again * Kris Be A Dear And Go Press The Walk Button * It's Just Over On The Other Side Of The Road * Umm... I'll go, too... * No * You Must Stay * !? * Until You Hear All Of My Mixtape * O-okay... * (Kris... hurry up, please...) ================== obj_ch2_city_car_b ================== * Get In * Kris We Have To Drive To Find Noelle * Turn On The High Beams * When She Sees The Queen Signal She Will Come Running * W... Why do you... need to find Noelle so badly? * What Are You Saying This City Is Dangerous * Imagine Poor Noelle Clipping Into A Wall Somewhere * Wasting Away From Potassium Deficiency * Y... you're actually worried about her? * I Would Be If I Wasn't Going To Find Her * ... * B... but why her? * Wait, let me guess... is it because... * She's weak enough to make into your peon? * Haha No * Just The Opposite * It's Because She's Strong * H... huh? What do you-- * Kris Stop The Car * What's... wrong with it? * Phew * I Was Just Concerned Because It Hadn't Exploded Yet * Looks Like We'll Have To Split Up On Foot * ... * Kris If You See Noelle * Tell Her My Knowledge Of Her Preferences Is Absolute * And If She Needs Proof * Use This * (Queen's Mixtape was thrown into your KEY ITEMS.) * Toodles * Ph... phew... * ... * Somehow, I feel like... we're almost out of here. * Let's go, Kris! ============================= obj_ch2_city_noelle_monologue ============================= * (Sigh...) * (Kris is the only one who knows how weird I am.) * (It's not fair, y'know!?) * (Everyone knows how weird YOU are. Fahahaha.) * ...when I said this city makes my head spin... * I didn't mean in a bad way... you know? * I always wanted to go someplace new, you know? * ... And Dess... always told me she'd take me. * Somewhere like this. * Somewhere with shining lights. * ... don't you miss exploring, Kris? * Back when the four of us were kids? * Gosh, remember that night we explored the forest behind the graveyard? * Ha, I know we never found anything interesting back there... * I mostly remember... Crying because I was scared. * But for some reason I feel... nostalgic thinking about it. * Dess wiping away my tears with Azzy's jacket... * With warm sleeves that smelled like cinnamon. * I guess I didn't mind being scared if it meant... * Someone would comfort me. ============== obj_ch2_city01 ============== * K-Kris!! What are you--- * Oh Noelle Sweetie * (Don't let her find me...) * Noelle Sweetie Darling Honey Where Are You * We're A Team Now Remember * You Still Have To Be My Willing Minion * ... Kris * It Appears * Our Comrades Have Pressed The Escape Key On Us * .... So It Has Come To This... * In Order To Find Our Teams * ... * We Must Form An Uneasy Truce... * Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!! * Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me * Ah, Kris... NOT the lifeform I was looking for. * ... Hmm? Where's the rest of the C+ Squad? * Don't tell me you got abandoned!? HA!! * HAHA!! That's what you get for trusting Susie!! HA!! * H... Huh? Noelle? Queen? * They're just... busy retro gaming somewhere!! * I bet they're waiting for me on the player select screen!! * Listening to strangely groovy music!! HAHA! HA!! HA!! * ... * ...Sigh. * So it's come to this. * In order to find our respective teams... * It APPEARS... * We must form an uneasy truce... * What The * Who The Beep Said You Could Double Trucies * Huh? Did you hear something? * Honk Honk No It's Just The Sounds Of The City * Oh okay. * Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!! * Kris As Part Of Our Truce (The Better One) * Keep Distracting Berdly And Find Noelle * For You See... * Berdly... He's... * OK There's Nothing Wrong With Him He's Just Annoying * Toodles * (Noelle joined the party!) * K... Kris...? Isn't that the wrong way...? * (Somehow I'm already regretting this...) * So, um, any idea where Susie is? * What!? WHAT!? I'm just asking!! It's a normal question!! ============== obj_ch2_city04 ============== * Kris! Where were you! * Tut tut... even late for your own truce. * Well, not as if your presence even matters. * Ahead of us is a mind meltingly difficult puzzle. * So just take your nap time, Kris. I'll handle it. * (I... only have to figure out how it works...) * Just a moment, Kris, I... * You... How'd you do that!? I... I... * ... * ... Kris. You c-can't tell anyone about this, okay!? * If anyone asks, I solved the puzzle!! * Got it? Not a word to ANYONE!! * ESPECIALLY!!! SUSIE!!! * You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me!!! * Ugh!! * I'm Going To Tell Susie ============== obj_ch2_city05 ============== * HEY EVERY !! 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DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, * [Make Money, Not War]! * HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] * WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], * [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], * [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses] * AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!? * IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP, * JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]! * AT LEAST BUY [2]! * YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER! * AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring] * TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID! ============== obj_ch2_city07 ============== * O-oh no, she's coming back this way!! * I'll hide in that stall! * Hey Check This Out * Sweet Right * Where's My Prize * Oh! Um... * H-here! * Ha Ha Nice * Wait I Actually Don't Want This * Hahaha, how was THAT!? * Haha, Susie! You're not supposed to ATTACK people with it! * Oh yeah!? Watch me!!! * Kris!!!!! There you are!!! * Kris!! Check out my new attack!! * (You felt slightly healed.) * Heh, how's that!? Meet the new healing master, Kris! * Oh. Yes. She is a real... "master" at it, Kris. * God, teaching you sarcasm was a mistake. * Hahahahaha! * H... huh!? You're giving it to... me...? * Kris... * I... I've never gotten a gift like this before. * U... ummm... I'm sorry, I... * (I'm so happy, I don't really know what to say...) * ... * I... I'll win something for you too, okay!? One baseball, please!!! * W-wait a second!! * N... Noelle!? * ... huh? What...? * Alright. Where'd the hell'd you get this? * Perhaps they won it at that orb-tossing game. * Yeah, like Kris could ever win that!! Hahaha!! * They musta stole it or something!! Haha!! * S... Stole it...? * Wow, they must have really wanted to give it to you! * ... * Well, takes guts to do something stupid like that. * ... Don't think I'm gonna let you out-do me! * If you're gonna pull some stupid stunt like that... * Then I'll steal you something too!! * Cool box... * A... * AHHHH!!! * N... Noelle!? * K... Kris...? Y... You have something for me...? * (Kris hasn't given me a gift like this...) * (Since we were little kids.) * (Are they saying they want things to go back to...) * W-wait, isn't that the plush I just gave Queen!? * What!? You want a refund!? So you can...!? * Come on, say that to my face!! Gosh!! * N... Noelle!? * Kris, have you seen... * Kris!? We took a break from trucing for ONE second... * And you're ALREADY back with Susie?! * ??????? * Should have expected this... hmph... * You couldn't keep up with my puzzle-solving skills! * H... huh...? * A plush...? Of ... me? * With... nipples? * ... Hmph. Guess I'll forgive you for now. * See you, Kris. Why the hell'd you give it to Berdly!? Why did you give it to Berdly!? Um, what... unexpected kindness, Kris! * ... Let's just get the hell out of here. * W... wait!! * N... Noelle!? * ... the hell were you doing in there? That's cheating. * I... I... um... I... * ... hm. Glad you're okay though. * Since that stupid Queen took you, I was kinda worried... * (Thump, thump...) * Wait. * Aren't you on their side!? * H-huh!? * W-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!! * Umm, I... I... Thump, thump... * Th... that's right! We have a truce!! * Kris said I could... I could be on your team! * Oh, really? * ... well, if Kris said so, I guess. * Didn't really wanna kill you anyway. * So? Get in line already. * O... okay!! * Kris!!! What the heck are you saying!!! * We have a truce!! A truce!!! * Huh? * I... I'm afraid Queen is going to find me... I... * I thought you guys... might be able to... protect me... * Protect... you? * S... sorry... I... if I'm getting in the way, I can... * Hey, look. * You can... tag along in back or something. * Just... don't get in our way or anything, okay? * Of... of course!! * Kris... also s-said I should be... behind... Susie. * Uhh... well, if Kris said so? * Let's go already. * Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room! * (NO ONE WAS ASKING!) * I will also join * Isn't that where we came from? * Yeah, there isn't any cotton candy left so... * (How did Kris end up being the leader...?) ============== obj_ch2_city08 ============== * Look!! We're finally close to the Fountain! * It's Queen's mansion!! * H-huh!? W-wait, why did we come here!? * Kris You Brought Noelle Right To Me * (I Knew Our Truce Was The Best) * But Unfortunately * That Means Trucies Are Over * Noelle Get Over Here * But I... I... * Noelle * I Will Only Say It One Time * Infinitely * Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here Get Over Here * I... I... * Noelle Are You: Hesitating * Let Me If-Then This For You * How About: IF You Don't Listen THEN * A Certain Bird Might Take A Ride In The Acid River * B... Berdly!? * B... Berdly!? * (That's right, he was just with us...) * (Queen must have captured him when we weren't looking...!?) * (...) * (I... I'm sorry... Kris, Susie... I...) * (I wish I could have stayed with you longer, but...) * (I... I can't let Berdly get hurt, y'know?) * ... * Don't Be Sad Noelle Honey * All That Remains Is The Final Step * My splendorious Queen! There you are! * Phew! I looked in every used game store for you! * Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... * Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny. * Okay Plan B * H-huh!? * What are you doing!? * I See Now Her Will Must Be Unleashed By Force * Perhaps If I Make Her Face Into A Robot One...? * B-but... you said you wouldn't do that if I... * Variable Lying Set To True * We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!! * Understood * Fairness Activated * H-HEY!!! * Good Thing I Calibrated Those Cages * You... you said I could trust you!! * You said you were a GAMER!!! * Berdly * I Only Play Mobile Games * NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! * One Of You Is Going To Help Me With My Plan * And It's Going To Be Noelle * The Rest Of You * Go To Your Rooms * Wh... What are you going to do with me? * Oh Damn * You're Still Here * I Only Made Four Cages Ha Ha Ha * I Literally Don't Know Ha Ha Ha Ha * Looks like we finally found the fountain... * Yeah, but where the hell is Kris...? * Kris! * Where the hell were you!? * We were searching everywhere for you... * Even Susie was worried! * Huh!? No I wasn't! * Just, y'know, tell us if you're gonna... * ... * Hey... Kris, you, uh, ok? * You look kinda... * Aww Kris, if you're hurt, Susie can heal you! * Yeah, that's right! I'm a healing master now, Kris! * I'm even better than Ralsei, so... * If, uh, you hurt yourself or something, then... * You could try doing a hug like I did earlier! * SHUT UP AND LET'S JUST GO ALREADY! =============== obj_ch2_cyber01 =============== *D-dead end...! Oh, like "suite?" Oh, like... sweets? * Alright, what's the deal, twerp! *Who's a twerp!? The name's Sweet! *Don't tell me you haven't heard of the Sweet Cap'n Cakes?!? * Um, doesn't ring a bell... *G-Guess our act's still a bit underground... *Sweet Cap'n Cakes! Not only are we Cyber Field's BEST musical trio... *We're also the last resistance against the big bad Queen and all her crew! *And that starts with resisting YOU! * What!? We're fighting Queen, too! *Nuh-uh-uh! Cap'n saw you help her kidnap some girl! *Hey! Hey, Cap! *We won't let anyone lay a finger on madamoizels... *Except us! That's not the point, Cap'n!! *It's like half the point. 60%? 55... We're rebels, not players! *We're rebels that play. We don't play!! We don't play!! *That's it!! K_K!!! Get over here!! *K_K, are we players!? ... *I'm a CD player. *Wait! They're getting away! *Sweet, chill. There'll be other bad guys! No, this is our chance! *Are you ready!? Let's fight!! *... K_K. Yeah? *Play some battle music! OK! *Feel the beat! Watch my moves! Dance, dance!! * Hey, losers!! Wrap it up!! Battle's over!! WE ARE the good side!!! Just go with it, Susie... *Over? In other-type words... We lost!? *... ... ... *Does that mean we can be friends? K_K!! No!! *Fighting's not really my style anyways... Yeah! Because you're a coward! *... I mean, it was fun dancing, but... Sweet. Don't worry. *I think our dancing beat them. Beat them...? Yeah, all mercy-like. *See, when we danced with them, it convinced them we're cool. Now they're on our side? *Yes. *Hey!! You three!! Welcome to the good side!! *Let's ronday-voo at our Junk Shop... *We jammed the door shut, but we'll kick it open! *Alright everyone, let's go! ====================== obj_ch2_fountain_sideb ====================== * NOT!!! * HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ... ==================================== obj_ch2_keyboard_cutscene_controller ==================================== DECEMBER DECEMBER ================================= obj_ch2_keyboardpuzzle_controller ================================= APPLE AGREE2ALL GIAEEFSBISSFLBALAELRHEIGSFFEBRSI GIASFELFEBREHBER UPIOMAOIOTSUGNINMGUSIFIOPEKIFUSIORATEGUI SUFUGIOROTENIPEKENAMO * You Typed: Agree 2 All * Thank You For Agreeing 2 This Peon Release Form * Now You Are All Legally My Minions * And I Can Use Your Likeness For Funny Statues * What if we just... don't do what you say? * In That Case I Would Be Forced To * Use Another Guy Probably * Uh. Better get started on that then. * Okay But I'm Still Going To Use Your Likeness ========================== obj_ch2_lw_cutscenes_short ========================== * Well, shall we go? * ... well LOOK who it is. The school zombie. * You were sleeping like a corpse all class. * Heh, what's the matter? * Had trouble going beddy-bye last night? * Heh... * ME TOO, KRIS!! * Like I could SLEEP after yesterday!? * Just waiting for today felt like... years!! * Did... all that stuff really happen!? * Lancer, Ralsei, everyone... are they still... * ... Look. * You've been wondering the same thing, right? * C'MON ALREADY!!! * ... and how is Kris doing? * Th-they're great, Tori! * One of my favorite students. A real star! * Oh, how wonderful! * ... They have not been up to anything strange? * Haha, no, they've been... * (Can't let mom find out you're balancing a giant trash orb!) * They're normal. * Well, that is relieving. I have just been... * A little concerned lately. * (Just lately?) * ... You take it easy too, Alphys. * I am always cheering you on, alright? * Uhhh... th... th... th... thanks!! * Alright, Kris. This is it. Moment of truth. * Everything we've been waiting for is just behind this... * ... * If we, uh, open this and there's nothing inside... * Will, uh, we still be... * Screw it! Let's just open it already!! * Umm, S... Susie...? * YEAHHHH???? * Noelle... hey... * What... the HELL... are you doing here...? * Umm... s-sorry to bother you, but, ummm, I... * Well, I just... Berdly and I were going to the Library to... * Do some r-research for our group projects, and... * If it's OK, um... would you... want to come too...? * Oh, Kris, you can come too I mean! * Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I mean... * We're like, uhhh... busy, with, uh... * O-oh...? Umm, well... er... that sounds, um, just... * Have fun, you two! I'll, um, be at the Library! * (Kris, if you could bring her by later...) * (It would mean a lot to me...!) * Ummm... actually, wait... wait a second!! * Susie, I, um... I... have something for you! * ??? * OK see you bye!!! * ..? * It's... a lunchbox...? * ... full of CHALK? * ...! * SHE HAD CHALK THE WHOLE TIME!? * AND DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ALPHYS!?!? * WHAT THE HELL, KRIS!? * Here, YOU hold onto this. * (You got the Chalk.) * Wait, Kris! What the HELL was that!??!?! * Why would NOELLE?? Ask ME?? * To do HOMEWORK?? With HER?!?? * Deathwish much? Does she WANNA fail? * ... * ... wait a second. WAIT a second. * Kris, did you notice how nervous she was...? * And like... blushing and stuff? * Kris, you don't think... she... uh... * She's onto our secret identities!? * Y'know. This... Dark World stuff. * Damn... We gotta keep this under wraps, Kris. * This is OUR thing, y'know? * Anyway, enough waiting already, right!? * Let's go! ======================== obj_ch2_noelle_monologue ======================== * Gosh, that was close, wasn't it, Kris...? * This... Strange world... this big city... * It's so wild... It kind of makes my head spin. * ...? * Looks like another puzzle... * Maybe if I go... down... here? =========================== obj_ch2_room_castle_1f_cake =========================== * Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!!! * Hmm, a little thick on the frosting. * ... Th... that was for sharing! * Hey, anyone was free to make an interception. ====================== obj_ch2_room_castle_1f ====================== * Just wanted to show off your huge house, huh? * No, what I want to show you is upstairs! ====================== obj_ch2_room_castle_2f ====================== * I... have a surprise for you two...! * ... I made rooms for you in the castle! * ... Rooms? * So you can stay here whenever you want! * Ummm, I'd be happy if this place... * Could be like a second home to you. * A place that you can go... * No matter what's happening outside. * ... * Heh, well, we'll take a look. * Hey, lemme look at my freaking room a sec!~1 * Damn, all you wanna do is run off and steal cake. * (... is that projection?) * So, what do we do now? * Feel free to explore the town until you're ready to leave! * Hah! Like we're gonna leave now, right, Kris? ======================== obj_ch2_room_castle_area ======================== * So This Is Your "Castle Town" * It's * Not Bad * Kris, Susie... * On Behalf Of Everyone I Oppressed * Thank You * I Am Going To Be Your Wacky Roommate Now * Wait * Where's Nubert * Nubert... Nuby... Where Are You * He said he wouldn't come unless everybody else did... * Nubert * A Hero Until The End * Kris... * You Truced Your Best I Know * Oh Well * It Seems Like A Wonderful Town * Magnificent * The Population Density Is So Wonderfully Low * I Bet The Swatchlings Will Love This * Where Are The Swatchlings Anyhow * Or Tasque Manager * Or Even Regular Tasque * Hey Kris Where Is Everyone Else * Don't worry, Queen! I'm here! * Me, and only me! * ... * Well I Guess I'll * "Go To My Room" * Ha Ha * Hey Kris, uh, you really gonna walk everywhere so slowly? * I know you're kinda, uh, taking it in, but you can run, y'know? * (You remembered something about the ~1 button.) ========================= obj_ch2_room_castle_susie ========================= * And Susie, this is your room! * Umm, I tried to make it something you'd like, but... * You can put anything else you want in here, too! * I really hope you like it! * ... * ... My own room, huh. * I... guess that's pretty cool? * My own room... like this. * ... how long did it, uh, take you to do this? * Well, er, since I last saw you two, I... * Man, you're a real weenie, y'know that? * Heheheh... * (I think she likes it, Kris!) * (Haha, jealous I got the COOL room? LOOK, Kris!) =============================== obj_ch2_room_castle_transformed =============================== * (Kris... I bet you have a lot of people to talk to.) * (But, you don't have to do everything at once.) * (SAVE and take a break anytime you want, OK?) ====================== obj_ch2_room_city_moss ====================== * Heck yeah, I didn't know there was moss here! * It's totally uneaten, too... * ... wait a sec. * ... Kris... * Were you... saving this for me? * ... Heh. * Guess even you've got your good moments... * (You ate the moss... together.) * (... uh?) ================================== obj_ch2_room_city_susie_ralsei_fun ================================== * They're talking about me!!! ======================== obj_ch2_room_cyber_intro ======================== * ... This is new. ========================== obj_ch2_room_dungeon_2f_ee ========================== * You may have bested me. But... * You'll soon face someone... More fearsome... * More tyrannical than you could EVER imagine. * Queen? We already met her. * WHAT!? * Wow Nice Hamster Wheel * So you, too, have come to humiliate me... * No I Am Serious It's Cool * That Water Bottle However * DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE ROYAL WATER BOTTLE! * It's Nothing Compared To The One At My Mansion * Hmph. Materialistic as always. * Materialism Evaluation Denied * I Simply Give Myself: The Treatment I Deserve * You Slept Curled Up On A Dirty Throne Every Day * ENOUGH, WENCH!!! * What purpose have you here... Queenie Beanie. * Just Thought I Would Send A Message, Kingy Wingy * That You Don't Have To Worry About Lancer * I Will Be Looking After Him From Now On * After All... I Am... * His Mother * When was that decided!? * Arbitrarily Right Now * .... hmph. * Do what you please with the boy. * But if he cries... * ... Bounce him on the ground like a ball. * I Think It Is Time To Abort This Conversation * ... As you wish. * Oho, quite sorry, mine Kinge... * Queene hath a nyew Man about Towne now!! * Who? * Yeah Who * Er * I think I * Left my puzzle on * POSTHASTE!!! * Who Was That?? * Sigh... That was my son's.... * LESSER father. * Cannot Calculate Someone Less Than You * BEGONE!!!! * Bye Bye Kingy Wingy * By The Way Did You Want Anything From The Store * ... cashews. * Order Processed ======================= obj_ch2_room_dungeon_2f ======================= Aww, cute! WE'RE DONE TALKING TO YOU! * ... * By the way... * Is my son... happy...? * Like you CARE! * You were gonna throw him off a CLIFF! * Ah. Your prejudice made my bluff too effective, I see. * ... besides, even IF I threw him, he would just... * Bounce. * My son... is... * A bouncy little pumpkin. ======================= obj_ch2_room_mansion_3f ======================= * Kris, Susan... Glad to see you arrive unwounded. * Now, let us hasten! * Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! * There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle. * Uhh, okay. * Let's go, Kris. * Oh, Kris. Kris is... * Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! * Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha! * Fine, whatever! ============================= obj_ch2_room_mansion_entrance ============================= * Huh...? Isn't this... * Uhh, that guy from before? * Why is there a statue of him? * It's... not a statue, Susie. * Huh? * Huh... * So if we just bring him back to the castle town... * ... * Do we, uh, have to do that? * Umm, yes. * Whatever. ======================== obj_ch2_room_schoollobby ======================== * (That doesn't seem like the way to the old classroom.) ================================== obj_ch2_room_spamton_shop_exterior ================================== Kris? * ... what kinda creepy stuff were you buying anyway? * Nah... like I even wanna know. Yikes. * She said she hoped if it was candy, you'd share with her... * SHUT UP!!! ========================== obj_ch2_room_town_hospital ========================== * Silver Drake, huh? That's a new one. * Alright, what's the plan, honey? * Hmm... maybe we could try... * Iceshock? * Ice on the Ice Palace boss? * Don't you wanna try Fireshock or something? * H-huh? Yeah, you're right. * Here, how about letting me control for a bit? * N-no! I'll... control it myself. * Not like you to be a controller hog, honey. * You feeling alright? * Huh? Me? Of course! I'm fine, dad... * I just... * I fell asleep in the library, and... * ... you know, just had a weird dream. Haha. * Noelle... * I knew that birdbrain'd put you to sleep! Haha! * What'd he do? Start lecturing you on his theorum... * Of the inequality in children's fighter games? * Hahah, no, no! He... * ... he fell asleep, too. * Wow, he even put himself to sleep? Ha! * Haha, yeah, I guess so! * Well. Sounds like... * You two've been hitting the books too hard. * Why don't you go home and hibernate? * I'll see you tomorrow at church. * Dad? Are you gonna be okay to go...? * Of course! You take it easy, honey. * Okay then... yeah, I'll go home and rest. * "Silver Drake?" I've never beaten this boss before... * Alright, hand it over, honey! I got this! * No, dad! This is my battle! * ... So, um, how about just telling me what to do? * Haha, sure! How about trying Fireshock? * I'd love to, dad, but the mage left the party. * Oh yeah. How about one of your 99 Blaze Potions? * Umm, I'm saving those? * For what? Your birthday? C'mon, live a little! * OK, dad! This one's for you! Hiyah! * ... * It... reflects fire attacks. * Hahaha! Whoops - hey, you gotta heal! * I wish I knew healing magic in real life. * Then I'd make you better and... * It wouldn't... just be me and mom. * ... * ... your mother is... * Hey, it's ok, sweetheart. I'm getting better. * Might even be able to go to church tomorrow. * ... really? Are you... sure you're okay? * "Holidays happen whether you like it or not!" * "Even though everyone likes holidays." * ... Well, gotta go home soon or mom will call. * See you tomorrow, honey. * Bye, dad. Love you! Hell if I know??? * Kris!? * Kris, what are you doing here? * Hell if I know. * S-SUSIE!? * SUSIE!?!? WHY ARE YOU HERE!? * Sorry guys, this game's only one-player! * Ummm... dad... this is... umm, Susie! * Ohhhhhhh! THIS is Susie! * Susie! Nice! Heard a lot about you! * You, uh... have??? * COOL, THINK I HAVE TO GO NOW!!! * Susie, huh? * ... Yeah. * Lay a finger on her and I'll kick your ass. * Huh? * Hahaha!! Hahahaha!! Just kidding!! * Well, kinda kidding. * Hey, Susie. Mind if I have a word with you a sec? * Uhh...? * (Guess I'll be a sec, Kris...?) =========================== obj_ch2_room_town_mid_diner =========================== * Whoa, go in there if you want, but... I'm staying here. * Catti's working there today. * She hates me. * So WHAT if I took Jockboy's hat once? * I looked cool! * Jockington fans... * They're crazy, man. * Kris, go in by yourself. ========================= obj_ch2_room_town_shelter ========================= * You think it's true? You really think there's.... * What, you chicken? Haha, you gotta beak and wings? Like a chicken? * ... no... just... * I ain't afraid! Only kids believe that stuff! * ... b-but Kris... * You gonna be a weenie like Kris!? * You wanna say that again? * Susie. Didn't see ya there. * Wow, really something SCARY in there, huh? * Uhh-- * Sounds to me like you'd better worry... * About what's OUT HERE, first. * AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * ... * You OK, Kris? * ...What's...the deal with this place? * Well, you don't gotta talk about it. ============================== obj_ch2_room_town_south_alphys ============================== * Uh oh. Alphys. Hell if I'm going any further. * Already close enough to getting banned from school. * Don't wanna be banned from outside of school too. * (... that's a thing, right?) * Alphys? You're on your own. * (Alright, let's go.) ======================= obj_ch2_room_town_south ======================= * (Hey Kris, shouldn't we go check on Lancer?) * (He should be back in the school closet, right...?) ============================== obj_ch2_scene_sideb_noelleroom ============================== * H... huh? * Hey, it says this is Noelle's room! * Kris, let's go in and save her! * And uh, y'know, teach her not to get in our way. * ... Kris? * Fine, I'll do it myself! * Kris... * Don't you wonder... how they're doing in there? * Umm, I said, don't you wonder... * ... how Noelle and Susie are doing? * Y-you're right, Kris, it has only been 30 seconds... * (I'll wait a minute first...) * Alright let's go! * H-huh? What!? W-wait -- wait!? * Wait, we were supposed to -- * Hey, let's go! * W-wait! Wait, Susie! * What, um, happened in there? * What do you mean what happened? * U-umm... in there, with Noelle! * Nothin. * N... Nothing? Nothing at all? * Just told her everything is a dream. * Now she's feeling better. * ... anything else? * No and let's go. HEY! * Psst... I'll tell you later, Kris. * (Oh well, as long as Susie's happy... right?) =============== obj_ch2_scene10 =============== * Noelle Honey Become My Willing Peon And I Will Free You * All You Have To Do Is Hit Yes On The Peon Release Form * I... I'm scared... * Oh Have You Never Signed A Form Before * No!! It's everything else that's scary!! * Please Abort Your Sadness Protocol * I Told You Being A Peon Will Be Cool * Noelle! * S... Susie!? Kris...!? * Don't worry, we won't let your face get roboticized! * THAT'S... SOMETHING THEY'RE GOING TO DO!? * Whoops, thought, uh, you knew that. * Oh Dear That Was Supposed To Be A Surprise * Oh Well * W-wait--!! * It Is Quite Troubling * A Peon Must Be "Willing" To Assist Me In World Domination * If Only She Had Fellow Peons To Encourage Her * ... So? * So Like * You "Guys" * Hey * Are You Like * ... * Doing Anything Right Now * We aren't going to help you!! * Understood. Mind-Changing Protocol Necessitated * A giant arcade game!? * I Shall Humiliate You At: A Simple Children's Diversion * With Your Self-Esteem Eradicated * There Will Be No Choice But To Serve Me * The hell!? I've never played this one before...! * But Kris is quite good at games, aren't they? * Oh yeah. Kris, forgot you were a nerd. Show her!! * You tried to use the arcade machine. * (You weren't tall or strong enough to use the controls...) * Self-Esteem Eradication Complete * Running Laughing Protocol * Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha * Uh... ummm... it's ok, Kris... err... I'm short, too... * K... Kris...!! Wait, I have an idea!! * Kris, if we can combine our powers, then... * Look!! I'll show you what I've been practicing!! * Magical Stool Forme R!! * Now we're talking!! Arright Kris, leave it to me!! * Put your arms out!! * Power Beast Forme S!! * Move your arms and I'll move 'em with ya! * Let's go!! * Incredible * Your Transformation Is Combining All Your Weak Points * Self-Esteem Crushing Efficiency 300% And Rising * Commence Virtual Combat * Heh, thought you could beat US!? * B... Bosom...? * It Means Tity * WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!! * We aren't helping you!!! * Understood, Preference Settings Set To Perish * (... the hell did you say that so enthusiastically!?) * Err, Queen... aren't there any other options? * Yes... You Can Also: Mega-Perish * Yeah, uh, no. Perishing... bites. * You Could Say It: Mega-Bytes * Would you get out of here already!?!? * Understood. Preference Settings Set To "Perish" * C'mon, let's go after her! ================ obj_ch2_scene11a ================ * Hey, what the hell are these things? * Hmm... Looks like if we ride them... * They might bring us over to the Fountain! * Really?! Then let's get on!! * Enough You Foolish Children * I Have Been Merciful To You Thus Far But Now Is Time For: * Your Unwillful Imprisonment (Capture) * Drop The Capturing Capsules * ... err, you missed. * That Was Not A Miss It Was A Tactical Calibration * ... so, uh, are you gonna try it again? * No I Only Have Like 4 Cages * OK Wait * I Have A Small Plot Twist For You * Come Forward My... Peon * U... um... s-sorry, I just couldn't say no. * Noelle!? * H... hi, Susie. Umm, how are you? * Umm, okay, I guess? * Your... um... roller coaster is, um... I like it! * Uhh... yours too? * Th... thanks! * ... * Okay This Isn't Working Bring In The Next Guy * Fear not, my beloved Noelle!! * This valiant warrior of brave intelligence * Will be your knight in glow in the dark armor! * Berdly!? You asked BERDLY to be on your team!? * (I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him) * That's LORD Berdly to you simpletons!! * And soon... SUPER Lord Berdly! * ... the hell does that mean? * (I Have No Damn Clue Just Go With It) * You see, thanks to our WONDROUS Queen... * WE... will soon RULE the WORLD! * And turn this Land of Fools... into a Smartopia. * A true Scientocracy, where the Geniuses of the world, * Can bathe freely in pools of fresh fruit and ambrosia. * No longer held back by protozoans like YOU! * And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I. * Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power... * You mean... "Lightners?" * Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds." * I Actually Did * Berdly, Queen's just manipulating you!! * Heh... that's what she SAID you'd say to me! * I Actually Did * Allow me to assist you!! * Wh... what!? That's not fair!!! * M... My Queen... Save me...!!! * In A Minute Dear * Hello Everyone I Have Some News Updates * You See * This "Roller", "Coaster" * It's Not Actually * "Finished", Yet * WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!? * "Pain" ================ obj_ch2_scene11b ================ * L... Looks like this trash saved us. * C'mon... * Haha, who's king of the trash pile now!? * O... Ow...! * Susie, are you alright? * ... Heh, it's nothing. * I just... * O... ow. * ... sure you don't want me to look? * L-look at what? I'm fine! * WOAH HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU-- * Feel better? * FEEL BETTER!? AFTER YOU JUST CAME UP AND-- * Umm... doesn't feel WORSE, I guess. * ... * How do you do that, anyway? * That... healing... thingy. * Oh, healing magic? It's simple, Susie. Anyone can do it. * ... I could even teach you, if you're interested. * Heh, ask me again when it's, like, blood explosion magic. * ... * But, um, if you WANTED, I guess I could learn it. * Then you wouldn't, y'know, have to annoy me with it anymore. * Sure, Susie. Next time we have a break! * (Let's just go already, Kris...) * By the way Kris, I just remembered! * Although you can only carry 12 ITEMs around... * Your STORAGE will hold any extra items you pick up. * You can access it where you check Recruits! * (Enemies you SPARE get RECRUITed to our town, remember?) * Woah, that seems like pretty useful information. =============== obj_ch2_scene12 =============== * Hey, why does Kris get to choose all the time!? * Ralsei, you're going with me! * H-huh!? K-Kris, I...!! =============== obj_ch2_scene13 =============== * Kris, it's Queen... She's right over there! * C-Can you distract her somehow!!? * Oh * Lmao * You're here * Sorry Kris While I've Been Looking For Noelle * I've Had Like 4 Of These All-Ages Appropriate * Glasses of Pure Battery Acid * Don't Worry That Was My Throwing Glass It's Safe * Look Kris * Kris Cross Applesauce * Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same * Mathematical Wavelength * You Get Me Kris * You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like "Have Opinions" * Or Scream When I Capture You * Or Tell Me Horrible Plans For Smartboy Theme Park * I Just Cannot Compute It * Why Everyone Else Is So... Ungrateful * Whoops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass * Kris * I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile * And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That * Is That Bad? * It's Okay * You Do Not Have To Answer * You Would Be Wrong * But Kris... While We're Still Trucies * Maybe We Could... Make The Most Of It * We Could Play That Game Again * Wasn't That... Fun, Kris * Just You And Me * Having A Good Time * No One Else To Get In The Way * Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! * A monument to our greatness... Together. * Oh * Um * Oh * Uh * It * It's * Oh * Well * Um * Mmm * It's * How Do I Put This * Very... * ... * Smart * So Smart You Are * I Love Tolerating You * Haha!! I KNEW you'd be enamored. Such perfect taste. * Very Cool Statues * I Did Not Know You Had... Nipples * Haha... I will SOON... in our IDEAL WORLD. * Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. * Queen and I have PLANs to consider. * Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That * MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum * Let's Go Burghley * Keep Going I Am Right Behind You * Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice * Sorry Kris I Must Alt Tab Out Of Here * Wow Cool Face * Phew... * Looks like my disguise worked. * It's silly looking, but it beats hiding... * Let's get going, Kris! * Just realized... I can't see anything... haha... * Guess I'll try not to wear it unless I have to. * OK, let's go for real this time!! ============================ obj_ch2_scene17b_lancer_type ============================ QUANTITY OVERLOAD ================ obj_ch2_scene17b ================ * How Do You Like Your New Room Units * As You Can See They Are Perfectly Suited To Your Interests * (Which I Gleaned From Your Internet Search Results) * I Estimate You Will Have No Desire To Leave * Please Tantilize Yourself With Your Surroundings * And Wait Patiently While I Dominate The World * Toodles * K... Kris!? Hey!! Can you hear me!? * Looks like there's some way to communicate between rooms. * Convenient Isn't It I Really Thought Of Everything * Shut up!! * Anyway, let's think of some way to get out of here!! * Ralsei, you got any bright ideas...? * ... * Hey... where the hell's Ralsei!? * Damn, that soft-yet-tender screaming - * Kris, that's gotta be him!! * Quick, we gotta think of some way to get out!! * Anything you smuggled in that might help us!? * Hey, Kris... do you hear something...? * Sounds like it's coming from your... pocket? * Your phone going off or something? * Hey, Kris... uh... * Does your phone usually, uh... yell...? * Hey, Kris, pick up your damn phone. * Isn't it with your KEYs or whatever? * Missed me??? * Because I missed you!! Ha ha ha!! * Lancer!? That you!? I thought you ditched us! * No!! I love ditches but I would never ditch you!! * I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole. * Uhh, "pocket." * Yes!! And I saw it all!! * Pants. Lint. Various Items. * A wild Mom put you in some Shock Cages. * Hahah, yeah. We're trapped, so, uh... * Hey, wait didja see us on the roller coaster!? * Yes!!! It was amazing!! My first coaster ride!!! * Ha ha!! I love getting nauseous with friends!! * Hey you should probably, uh, free us. * Oh right!! Yes!! * You can always rely on a friendly Me... * To make you free!!! * Haha!! I have no idea how to use this!! * "Request... new item for room"?? That sounds good. * Item request: Shovel. * Quantity: Let's say... 999. * Hoho!! It worked!! * Let's go, blue person whose name I know! =============== obj_ch2_scene18 =============== * Kris, hey!!! * Man... Lancer...! You're the best, dude!! * C'mon, Noelle and Ralsei are waiting!! * Yes...! Let's put the pedal on the medal!! * Cough... cough* * ...? * Hey, Lancer, you ok, dude? * I... I'm fine! Just... very... * Cold... * H... hey, what the hell!? * ... * Hey, are you OK, dude...? Here, lemme heal you...! * ... th-thanks, Susie... but... * D... darn, it's not strong enough, huh... * Quick, Kris, let's find Ralsei! Maybe he can heal him! * Wait!!! WAIT!!! * Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!? * Uhhh... yeah we are. * But Noelle - my damsel in distress - she must be... * ... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...! * Okay FINE you can come if you shut up. ================ obj_ch2_scene19a ================ * Looks like a puzzle. * ... think, uh, YOU can do it, Kris? * Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone. * I'LL think of a solution! * (Kris, just ignore him.) * I'll just be over here where I can't hear you. * And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura! * Yeah!! We got it!! * Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second -- * How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!? * Hahaha!! Kris figured it out before you!! Jealous? * Well I... * I knew the answer, I just wanted to see Kris try, first! * It's called SUSPENSE, Susan!! DRAMATIC, suspense!! * Then YOU do the next one. * Fine! WATCH me!! * (Also my name's not Susan?) ================ obj_ch2_scene19b ================ * Ha. Child's play. Couldn't you give me a harder one? * For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube... * Just tell us the solution. * Well, hahah - ah, you see - * * First, you * * You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor. * Alright. What do we move first. * Um... * Kris, just do the puzzle. * J...Just give me a moment!! * It's not like Kris could even solve it anyway!! * Whoops, looks like Kris got it again! * H-huh!? W... wait!! Wait just a second!! * You can't have -- * You just got lucky! It's just trial and error! * The brute force method! Ha! A caveman could do it! * Except cavemen died OUT, because they're STUPID! * I'M solving the next one, so -- * Just STAY HERE until I'm done!! * ... * Yeah, like we're gonna wait that long. ================ obj_ch2_scene19c ================ * What are you two doing here!? This one's MINE! * It'll be over in a second, so why don't you just, * Relax in your mind palace, * Which PROBABLY doesn't even have anything in it! * ... * I just need to figure out... why... * The shapes don't go together... * ... * Oh. Hey. * You just gotta fill the whole square thing, right? * What if you just... piled them all in the corners. * Like digging a really wide hole. * Wh... what!? * Kris, wanna try? * S-SUSIE's idea worked!? There's... there's no way!! * It's a computer bug!! It's a glitch!! * You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash! * HAHAHA!! How's it taste, idiot!? * Man, I'm gonna relish this FOREVER! * All those times you acted so high and mighty... * Well, guess what? You're not!! * Face it! You're just as big a dumbass as the rest of us!! * Hahahaha!! * ... fine. * I admit it. * I.... I'm not that smart. * I never was. * THERE, are you happy!? * I... I... I just... * I used to be a forgettable little bluebird. * No one even remembered my name. * Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for. * When it came down to the two of us... * She got nervous and couldn't speak. * She lost. * And I won. * That was when I tasted it. * The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!! * The addictive POWER of being... SMART!! * Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class. * ... but it's only because Noelle helps me study. * She's... the real smart kid. * But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now.. * What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...? * That's... why I wanted to make a new world. For us. * A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!! * But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen. * And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it. * Maybe I did just like being superior. * Maybe I am... just... an idiot. * Don't cry, chicken-nugget-man. * All of us are idiots, too. * Huh...? * ... I mean, like, I dunno about everyone else, but... * Whether you're the smart kid or not. * We couldn't care less. * Screw up as much as you want, honestly. * It's not like our opinion of you can get much wo- * Susie!! * Susie... you... you'd... accept me...? Even if I'm... dumb? * Uh... y... yeah? * It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2. * Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member. * S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...? * ... Susie... * You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well. DON'T SAY THAT NOW!!! * Perhaps I... underestimated you. * But worry not!! I have decided!!! * I will turn over a new leaf from now on... * And FIGHT! For the side... * OF IGNORANCE!!! * WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU TO BE STUPID!!! * Just, sometimes it's OK to make mistakes!! * Hahaha - and make mistakes, I will!!! * Onward!! * Ugh, why couldn't Ralsei be here to teach the moral lesson!? ============================= obj_ch2_scene19c_spelling_bee ============================= SMART INTELLIGENT CLEVER GENIUS PRODIGY QUICK IQ DECEMBER =============== obj_ch2_scene20 =============== * You see, each Dark Fountain creates a different "world." * A "world" whose Darkners reflect the will of its fountain. ＊ その世界を生み出した 　 「闇の泉」の意志を 　 受け継いだ者たちなんだよ。 * But, though those Darkners can exist in their own worlds... * They might not "belong" if they go to another one. * Th... that screaming... Ralsei...!? * U-umm, you don't have to scream... * ... Just because you like my outfit! * O-oh!! Kris, Susie!! Umm, how may I serve you...? * The hell are you doing!? * Umm, Queen didn't have a room for me, so... err... * She made me into one of her butlers, instead... * Whatever!! Ralsei! Can you heal Lancer!? * O-oh! * Haha... it's... cold... * ... Susie... * ... * I'm afraid... This is something I can't heal. * Wh-what? * Lancer is... * Lancer!? Lancer, hey...!! * ... so can we help him!? * Yes. There is a way. * Castle Town's Grand Fountain is made of pure darkness. * As long as it stays flowing, any Darkner can live there. * So... if we bring Lancer back to school, he'll be OK again. * ... So we just need to get out of here, huh? * Right. * ... alright. * Lancer, we'll be back for you, buddy... * Your friend... If we defeat Queen, we can save him? * Uh, yeah. * With me out of the way, Queen... * ... is going to force Noelle to do her bidding. * And if Noelle doesn't want to... * ... She might make her face into a robot one. * ... * Susie... * Could you... assist me in saving Noelle? * ... huh...? M-me? * I... just can't do it by myself. * But if you can help me... I have a plan. * A plan? * I remember from Queen's tour of this place... * There's a secret shortcut on the third floor. * While Kris is distracting Queen, * Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle, * And transfer her to me on the roof. * From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot... * And together, we can all defeat Queen! * ... * Alright, sure. We'll give it a shot. * Haha! Most excellent!! Then... * See you on the roof, fellow agent! * Alright, let's go! * ... would you take that off already!? * S-sorry! ==================== obj_ch2_scene21_loop ==================== * Kris... hey, Kris. * ... * I'm happy hearing you say that, Kris... * Err, then, I, err - * Ah, s-sarcastic! I was just being sarcastic! * Haha, sorry about that! * Ah, just as I expected, haha. * I feel warm... thinking about how you care about her. * Kris, you can tell me anything anytime, OK? * (...) * (... and they stopped talking...) * Ah, just as I expected, haha. * She's a nice girl, isn't she? * Even though she doesn't understand it, * It seems she's already strong at this world's magic. * I believe she can control the "Ice" element. * ... Kris, if you ask her nicely, * Maybe she'll make you a popsicle! Haha! * That's, um.... That's right. * This ride, um... it sort of looks like... * A bit bird-like? * ... umm, what part of him are you thinking about? * ... * (I suppose I don't mind no answer, either...) * H... huh!? * I mean, I'm thinking of you too, of course... * I mean, er -- you're right in front of me, but... * Oh, err, sorry! Did I say something strange? * I'm happy you and Susie are friends, Kris. * She's a nice girl, isn't she...? * When we first met, I... * I was so nervous about first impressions. * I even hid my face so you wouldn't see... * "How do I even be a friend...?" * All I have to do is be nice... is what I thought. * But I'm starting to realize, being friends... * Is more than that, isn't it? * Susie... sometimes she isn't nice at all! * She's selfish, she's rude, she's sarcastic... * But... * Isn't it wonderful that she's... her? * Is what I... started thinking, today. * ... * I just wonder what... being "Ralsei-like" even is...? * ... * Sorry! Haha, I got off-track. * Let's just enjoy the ride, Kris. Haha. * W... wow, Kris! Look at all those houses! * I wonder what'll happen if we change their color! * Ge hahahaha... Thoust WORMS reallyst thoughtst... * Thoust had seeneth the Lastest of Me??? * Chips Ahoyeth, Landlubbers! * Arrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre??? * Could... Could you NOT speak with more than one accent? * Yeahth, alright. * Oh, Mr. Rouxls! I just remembered! Lancer! He's not well! * O dear. Didst thou, erm, tryeth Burpinge him??? * Perhapsth give him a sip of Medieval Ginger Ale?? * ... Waite! I hath NOT time to spare on such Frivolitese! * I must Conquere this Islande and defeast Thou! * Then, giftingeth her a succulent Island Presente, * The Beautious Queene shall reward ME - * By Makingeth Me Her Left-Hand-Man!! * Hahaha!! Me!! The ULTIMATE Minion!! * Now, beholdeth! The forme of thoun Destroyere! * ... whatevereth this Thing is! * Th... This again!? * Haha, squirming with Jealousy at my Battle Caravane!? * 'Tis an Effigie of an Ancient God of Combate, * I rescuedeth it from The King's Trash Heape, * And fixedeth it up in this Worldes' Scrap Shoppe!! * It's, um... It's actually a rejected, uh, design we made... * Ha ha, and Soone, THOU shalt tasteth Rejection -- * Firsthandeth, in the form of varieth Bulletst! * Um... that's... just a duck. * ... * I knoweth what it art, Ruffiane!! * Go forth!! My Squeakie Duckie!! * So thou hath beateneth The Crappeth out of Me. * I supposest that means thou thinkest thoust hath Won? * Umm... morally, no. * Physically... yes. * Well shivereth my timbereth, you little Bimbo! * For in a battle of TRUE Powere, Rouxls... shall RULE! * Ah.... Ahh, ha ha ha...! * So thou hast triumphed... * Ah.... Ahh, ha ha ha...! * So we hath an EQUAL number of houses! * I suppose thou THINKETH, that MEANSETH... * Thou have matched my Abilitiese! * (What abilities?) * NOT!! You have only seen but One-Percentile of my Weapon's Abilities!! * NOT!! That plump duck art not but The Appetizemente! * Watch!! Watch your growing and huge Destructione!!! * Finally, I've WON!! GEHAHAHAHA!! * How doth it feeleth, WORMS!? * To be bestedeth, by the Beste? * To be laid LOWE, by the Duke of Puzzles?! * Ahaha... HAHAHAHAHA!!! * Er, um... * So, um, what happens now? * What? * Umm, you had more houses... so... * What... does that even do? * Hahaha! Gladeth thou asked! * You don't have any plan, do you. * SHUTTETH YON UPPETH! * And BEHOLD... My TRUETH POWER!!! * Geh ha ha ha ha!!! * Beholde, Worms...!! * The REALE Power of Rouxls Kaard...!!! * GOD * DAMMIT * Ah... * That's right, Rouxls isn't compatible with this world, either. * Well, let's go, Kris. * That's OK, Kris! Let's keep going. * K... Kris!? * D... did it r-really take a picture of that!? * Umm, l... let's keep going! * I bet it must have been a wonderful picture... * What? ... We were facing the wrong way?! * K-Kris!? * D... did it r-really take a picture of that!? * Umm, l... let's keep going! * ART THOU JUST GOING TO LEAVETH ME HERE!? * THOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO SHOWETH ME THE PICTURE!? * ... that was a nice boatride, wasn't it, Kris? =============================== obj_ch2_scene21_puzzle_entrance =============================== * H-huh? There's something blocking the way... * Maybe we can find some way to get rid of this...? =============== obj_ch2_scene21 =============== * A... A giant lake of acid!? * Oh You Mean The Free Pool * You Will Learn To Love It Like Family * Why do you have this!? * It Is My Mansion's Energy Source And Fun To Drink * Bye Ha Ha Ha * ... * How... should we pass this!? * I suppose... this... works. Haha. * Ohhh Wow I'm So Distracted Right Now * Just Tropical Villas For My Guests Isn't That Thoughtful * ... How would anybody fit inside? * Shrink From The Acid * Kris Get The Banana * Kr... Kris isn't going to do what you say! * Fools I Wanted You To Avoid It * Now You Will Become Potassium Deficient * Th-that's okay, Kris. It's good for you. * ... looks like we're coming up on a tunnel! ================ obj_ch2_scene23b ================ * What a strange moon... * It's like nothing I've ever seen before. * ... * This world... * ... I wish Dess could see this. * .... Is somebody there? * W-wait, what are you... * H-Hey, you can't capture someone who's already captured!! * S... Susie!? * You... you saved me...? * Don't get used to it. * Umm, OK, I... I won't...! * ... * Cool moon. * Y... yeah. * ... b-but it's weird, isn't it? * How did we get here...? * No, what even is this place...? * Uhhh... you're, uh... just having a dream! * H... huh...? * Oh... Oh, that's right. * Right... if YOU'RE here, it must be a dream... * ??????? * I MEAN, the real Susie probably wouldn't save me, would she...? * She... probably doesn't care about me at all. * Huh? * Why would you, uh... think that? * Umm, she doesn't care about anybody. * Well, FAIR, but... * Didja ever wonder why Susie never... picked on you? * (sigh)... All the time... * MAYBE it's 'cause, when she first came to class. * You lent her one of your pencils, * Like, a dumb, uh, candycane-looking one or something. * And, even though it DIDN'T actually taste like candy, * She, uh, remembered your smile, and, uh... * Decided to spare you. Y'know. * That's, um... * Really specific. * Yeah, well, uh, * ... wait, did you say you ATE the pencil!? * I MEAN, LOOK! * ... * Uh, hey, so, do you... dream about me a lot? * WELL, time for me to get back to my project, haha! * Okay, Susie, hit me with your ax and wake me up! * W-wait, no, I can't do that! * Huh? Why not? It's just a dream, so... * Umm, I mean... * Didn't you wanna... uh... hang out some more? * ... * ... I GUESS Berdly can wait a little longer. * Alright! Let's get out of here then. * All we gotta do is head to the right over to this... * Uh... over here, on this, uh... * Heart. Covered. Ferris Wheel. * ... * ... * What's the goddamn holdup!? Get ON already!! * S-Sorry! ================ obj_ch2_scene23c ================ I guess I do like slime and blood... * ... * So, uh... Ferris wheels, huh. * Kinda makes you wonder what car they were built for. * (It's... it's different than riding one with Kris...) * ... the hell's wrong, you scared of heights? * No! No, I... I love heights! Haha! * ... * You're, uh, shaking. * Well, um, maybe, I'm a little scared, but... I... * To be honest, I... I actually like... scary things. * ... what do you mean? * When we were little, me and my sister would stay up... * And go past our bedtime watching horror movies. * At first I cried, but now... it's like... watching them... * Makes me feel... comforted...? * Comforted? * It's scary, but I can just turn it off, right? * Now it's mostly... people, that are scary. Haha. * ... * You can just say you mean me. * Haha... umm... well... I guess y-you too, but... * But that's... what's... NICE about you, y'know? * Nice!? The hell does that mean??? * You're the... good kind of scary. * You aren't afraid to... break the rules, y'know? * ... I wish I could do crazy stuff like you. * So, um... * If YOU could do something crazy right now, * What would you do? * U-umm... Well, I... I... * I'd... I'd jump out the window! * Huh? * It's a dream, right? * I'd grow big angel wings, * And fly as far as I can, gazing back at it all... * The skyline shining like Holiday lights. * ... that's kinda... beautiful? * Wait, you wouldn't seriously jump out, would you!? * Hahaha!! No promises! * ... Susie...? * What do YOU think looking out there? * Uh... seeing everything small, makes me feel like, um... * If I was Susiezilla or something, I could wreck the whole city. * Hahahaha!!! Susie!! * Heh, what!? * ... is being Susiezilla something you think about a lot? * No I just made it up now. * ... does your tail always do that when you lie? * H... hey!! Don't look at that!! * I don't have a tail!! It's part of your dream!! * Oh, right. S... sorry. * Guess I'll just have to check in real life, too. * H-Hey!!! Don't!!! * Hahaha!! Susie? Everything OK? * LOOK, I just, uhhh - * I just don't like people knowing about, it. * Umm, well... * I think it's... a nice tail. * ... whatever. * (It's wagging...) * ... you stopped shaking. * Guess I got comfortable. * ... * ... me too. ================ obj_ch2_scene23d ================ * Well, that wasn't too bad. * Y... yeah. * ... sigh. * ...? * If only I could dream like this every day... * Maybe... * It... doesn't have to be a dream. Y'know? * Susie...? * Maybe... maybe someday we could... * Noelle! My lady!! The Cavalry has arrived to rescue you!! * (Oh, the good part of the dream is over.) * It's fine!!! Berdly's gonna help!! We're allies!! * Yes!! Don't worry, Noelle!! I'm stupid now!! * ... * (He's good!!!) * Look, I gotta go save the day now, alright? * H... huh!? Umm... good luck, Susie!! * Alright, nugget boy. it's up to you now. * Leave it to me, my dear Susan. * Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you. * Ah... she left before I could... * .... * Noelle. It's hard to say this. * You've done so much for me, and I... * Noelle... I'm sorry. * Berdly...? You're... actually apologizing? * ... Thank you. I... I understand, you know? * You've always... been nice to me when it's just the two of us. * You just wanted to make a happy world for me. * I'm... glad you realized, um... it sucked. * Oh. * Huh? * I mean, YES, I WAS, in a WAY, * Apologizing for THAT, but. * I also wanted to apologize. * For leading you on. * I know you only always helped me out because, well... * You had a crush on me, so... * WHAT? * O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed! * It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... * I really value your friendship, OK? So I... * I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings... * WHAT? But I... I don't -- I never -- * Furthermore, I think I may have... * Discovered someone else for me. * HUH???????????? * Please don't be jealous. * OF???????????????? ??????????????? * Susie * WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? ================ obj_ch2_scene24e ================ * So that's why... * Geronimo!! * Geronimo!! * Heh, miss me? * Of course not!! * (Just kidding! That was sarcasm! I missed you!!) * Man, we gotta work on your delivery. * Anyway, let's go! =============== obj_ch2_scene25 =============== * There she is! * Queen!!!! Stop right there!!! * Ah My Sweet Idiot Children * You Are Just In Time To Witness My World Domination * With Noelle In My Possession * It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before Her Will Turns * And She Unleashes Her Power * Blanketing The World In -- * Too late, dumbass! * Noelle's with Berdly! * Oh * Then Who This * B... Berdly!? But he's been... * Intercepted * My Control Plugs Are Now Suitable For Teenagers * Now The Whole Family Can Enjoy Eternal Servitude * (Sort Of Regal Mostly Cruel Laughter) * Wait, then... where's Noelle!?? * (Laughter Becomes More Cruel) * Oh I Wonder (I Actually Know The Answer) * Enough already! * Oh Dear * I Do Sincerely Quite Like You Two * It Will Be A Shame To Force You To Serve Me * An Enjoyable Shame * Oh Dear It Seems * Someone Sipped Up All Of My Shield Power * In other words... * Nothing's stopping us from beating you up now, huh? * Well * Not Nothing * Mr. Birdy Here Still Has Maximum HP * So Unless You Want Your Dear Friend To Get Hurt * I Recommend * Letting Him Hurt You Instead * You... won't... control... me... * What * What Are You Doing * Taking... off... this... plug! * Stop-- * Stop That At Once Your Arm Will-- * STOP!!! * Berdly... what the hell, man!? * Your arm is... * That was stupid...! * Yes... It was, wasn't it...? IT'S NOT PRAISE!! * Kris. Susie. I can't do much with a fried wing... * Please... promise. You'll save Noelle. * We... we promise! * Queen...! * You may have mastered the number three... * But can you stand up against FOUR of us!? * Running Simulation For: The Number Four * ... * Hmm * You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass * Unless * Oh No What That * W-wait! Wait one nanosecond! You... you cowardette! * You... you... * Alas... * B-Berdly!? * Haha, just now, was nothing more than simple bravado... * The truth is, that wire... * Already absorbed all of my succulent energy juices. * Berdly!! Hey!! Hey, Berdly!! Are you OK!? * Everything... getting dark... * (Only...) * (Only a kiss from a beautiful gamer girl can save me now...) * Berdly... * What? * Like, get you're, like, losing consciousness and stuff, but, * Could you speak up? * Umm, aha, s-sorry, suddenly I... I... I'm feeling a bit better! * Hey, that's a relief! * Well, uh, gotta hurry and save Noelle, so... later. * Ahh, dear Susan. So enigmatic in her ways. * But I can read her heart, Kris. Like a health meter. * And it's beeping... for love. * Haha! Well enough tales, Kris. Good luck. * May the smarts... NOT be with you. * Okay. =================================== obj_ch2_scene26_powers_combined_old =================================== * And.... mosteth of all... =============================== obj_ch2_scene26_powers_combined =============================== * My strongest JPEGs! * Flashing lights! * HAPPI... BRAVARY... * (meow noise) * My energy! * (squeak noise) * Tender loving care! * Fresh cooking! * Organization! * Star Walker * With a splendid base... * And.... mosteth of all... * Whatevereth this thingeth is!!! =============== obj_ch2_scene26 =============== * The Knight * The Roaring Knight... * Today, It Deigned To Create This World * Reaching Its Long Hand To The Sky * It Coursed Its Will Into Its Blade * And Made * Thrusting The Fountain From The Earth * ... * Unfortunately The World They Created * Is Trapped Within The Confines Of The Library * If Only We Had A Way To Make More Darkness * We Might Be Able To Cover The Whole World * ... * That Is When I Realized * This Power... This Power Of The Will * This Power Of Determination... * Is This Not Something That All Lightners Possess...? * If One Was Simply * Determined Enough * Could Not Anyone Make A Dark Fountain? * So Then * If The Knight Has Taken Its Leave * Then I Will Simply... * Make A New One * Noelle Honey Darling Sweetie Gravy * How Do You Find The Giant Hand? * ... * Great And How Do You Feel About Worlddomination? * Oooooo Ouchie Mama * S-Susie...! You... you came to save me! * Somehow, I... I... I knew you would... * Uh, you did? * Umm, I mean... I... umm.. well... * ... * W... Wait! Wait wait wait!! * You need to get out of here!! Hurry!! * H-huh?! * Q... Queen!? * Seems That You Failed To Notice * The Giant Freaking Robot In The Middle Of My Palace * Th... this isn't good... she's... she's invincible like this!! * Huh? * She... she's been bragging about her final form all day!! * H... heh... * You think growing a few inches is gonna help!? * Yes * Are We Cool To Take Over The World Now * S... Susie... let's just give up and... * Hell if we're giving up now!! * S... Susie...? * So what if you got another form!? * We've got one too!! * Kris, Ralsei, c'mon!! * Wh... what are you doing!? * This is our ultimate... * Uh.... w-wait a sec, now that you mention it... * Oh No It Appears I Am Evenly Matched * I Hope You Won't Mind If I Don't Hold Back * We're falling!! * Any bright ideas on how we're getting out of this one?! * Um, we could try flapping our arms...? * Fear not!! * Your knight in glow in the dark armor is here!! * Berdly!? * Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... * Kris, Susie... My energy is still too low to help you fight... * So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!! I shalt also take Credite for This *On your quest against Queen, *You've made all sorts of buddies, right?! *Using our junk-making skills... *We modified everyone... *To work together! * Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! * The ULTIMATE Group Project!! * But Here I Am * Still Empty Handed In My Quest * Noelle Is In No Condition To Assist Me Now * She Must Rest * And Bird Boy * I Searched For Him For Ages But * My Sensors Cannot Detect Him Anywhere * ... * How Thoughtful You Two Have Come To Help Me * Kris, Susie * Which One Of You Wants To Be The New Knight * Get out of our way. * Noelle needs to wake up! * Wake? No, She Has Already Awakened Too Much * Let Her Close Her Eyes And Sleep Away * Into A Darker, Darker Dream * Now, Which One Of You * Wants To Help Me Cover This World In Darkness!? * Queen, why... * Why do you want to unleash the Roaring so much?! * What Is That * Um... the Roaring. * Yeah That What Is That * If too much darkness is released... * Titans will emerge from the fountain... * And destroy everything. * All Darkners will turn into statues... * And all Lightners will be lost in eternal chaos. * Holy Circuits Are You Serious * You REALLY didn't know that!? * No * Well My Plans Are Shot * My One Idea To Help Noelle, Failed * Go Ahead Kris, Seal The Fountain * I Will Not Stay In Your Way Any Longer * Kris, the Fountain is right over there! * ... * ... Uh, hey. Hey, wait. * You don't have to... I mean... * Uh, it doesn't have to be... goodbye, you know? * Error: I Have No Idea What You're Talking About * We... have our own Dark World. * You can stay there, you know? * Who knows, maybe someday you'll even... * Get to meet Noelle again? * Really * Uhh, maybe? * Fatal Exception "Sweet" In Oh Hell Yeah.EXE * Susie I Knew You Were A Nice Girl * Hey, uhh, I'm just... * Kris, go seal the fountain! * I... * ... I'm gonna go... see Noelle before you do. * Umm, Kris, I'll tell Queen about our town! * Kris I Look Forward To Being Your Wacky Roommate =============== obj_ch2_scene27 =============== * Noelle * Darling * Honey * Sweetie * Gravy * Take... The Pin... I Gave You * And... Stab The Earth * Creating... Our New... Supreme Empire * I... I... * What's... Wrong... Noelle? * I Know It Would... Make You... Happy * Or... Should I, With The Last 1% Of My Battery... * Crush Susie Into 8... Bits? * Leave... * Leave Susie ALONE!! * You think listening to YOU makes me happy!? * No! * I'll never be happy! Not if I'm controlled by you! * Why can't you understand that!? * ... * ... * ... Noelle... * Perhaps My Computations Were * Miscalibrated * ... * Noelle * Disregard... Me... And... * With Your Own Power * Choose The World... That Makes You Happy * ... Queen? * Q-Queen! * Queen, are you okay...? * Seems she ran out of battery power. * Guess we can seal the fountain now, right everybody? * Everybody? * Queen... she said... * "Choose the world that makes you happy..." * I... don't want to live in a world ruled by her. * ... but, if that wasn't the case... * I wonder if this world... wouldn't be so bad? * Huh? * ... Susie, don't you think so too...? * I... uh, * Now that you mention it... * Kris, isn't this world just... BETTER? * We make so many... friends here. Y'know? * I've never... had an adventure like this before. * With axes... and battles... and magic. * Where everything can be healed with a little spell. * And no matter what happens... * No one tells us what to do! * Gosh, yeah! * S-so, even if things were really scary just now... * ... I mean... * So is there any reason not to...? * Not that I can think of. * Me neither. * Then, Noelle... let THIS be my real apology! * Concentrating my will into this blade... * I will make a new Fountain... * And unleash a bright future! * A future that shines for US! * A future whose brightness... is born from DARKNESS! * STOP! * What... * In the world are you all doing? * Well, we thought we would just * Stop. * I mean - * Stop! * Do you realize what will happen if you do that? * I... we'll... just... * You'll bring the Roaring. * Oh Damn I Did Not Know That * You... didn't!? * But your whole plan was to -- * I'm Just A Computer LMAO I Don't Know Everything * I Was Just Guessing Based Off The Knight's Actions * Why The Heck (Hell) Would I Want To End The World * W... well, that's a relief! * Uhh... ummm... I'm sorry. I... I... * After everything, I just caused trouble for you again, Noelle. I Thought About It While Charging My Battery * That's Okay Berdly I Understand * You Cannot Calculate Other People's Feelings * You... you understand how I feel? * Not Really LMAO I Just Don't Want Noelle To Be Sad * Haha, well... I'm glad... you two kind of get it now. * Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end. * No We Freaking Didn't? * CAN YOU LET GO OF US NOW!? * Oh Yeah * S... Susie!! * Hey, you stood up to Queen. Not half bad. * R... really? * Uh, yeah. * ... just, guess you gotta wake up soon, huh? * H-huh? * (Everything got so intense, I forgot it was a dream...) * Then... I just hope... * I get to have more dreams like this. * ... * Hey, Noelle, when you wake up... um... * Well, I just wanted to say... uhh... * Well Then I Suppose It Is Time For You All To Exit * Running Program... Tender Goodbye.EXE * I Will Miss Each Of You * Noelle, Your Un-needed Honesty * Susie, Your Foolish Bravery * Kris, Your Chill Vibes * ... * B...Burghley? * It doesn't have to be goodbye, Queen! * Kris can take you back to our Castle Town! * You and all our recruits can live there! * Oh * Deleting Tender Goodbye.EXE * Alright! Time to do what we came here for... * ... * Hey, Noelle. * ... If you see the real Susie, just... * Just know that maybe, she's... * Look, she doesn't have a tail, OK!? It's not a secret!! * Hahaha, okay! I got it!! * (Let's just go, Kris!!!) ================ obj_ch2_scene28b ================ * H-huh... Berdly's... alarm? * A dream...? It was really just a... * Susie!? * Susie! What are you doing here? * Uhh... * You invited us to study. Remember? * Oh, right! I did, didn't I! Haha! * ... uhh, you're in a good mood. * Did you, uh, have a good dream? * It was a nightmare. * Oh. * I'm... just happy I woke up. * ... * The... end was nice, though. * What happened? * HAHA, w-well, umm --- * HAHA HEY, Berdly time to get up and go! * ... Berdly? * Gosh, you've been studying too much, Berdly. * Honestly, you deserve a little rest, y'know? * Sweet dreams! * Wh... what are you doing? * You don't have a tail, do you, Susie? * H-huh!? N-no way, of course not! * Really? That's great! * ...That was weird, Kris. * Somehow, it doesn't feel like we just saved the world... * H... huh...? * What... what happened? * Oh... it WAS a dream, wasn't it... * Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM? * ... * ... Of... of course!! That MUST have been a dream!! * Such feelings... such thoughts... Oh, sweet lady of justice!! * To think, I would ever think Susie would be... * SUSIE!? * S... Susie!? Wh... What are you doing here!? * Uhhhh, * ... you invited us to study. Remember? * O-oh, right, I, err-- I-- * What!? Studying with THEM?? * Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're... * ... * ... Well, I guess we could... TRY it. * H... Huh?? My... my alarm?? * Ahh, I'm going to be late for my shift with Ms. Boom!! * Oh no, how is it that late already!? * Well, adieu, everyone. I must gather my booklongings. * Ahh, how I love the texture of freshly-picked-up books! * Now, let us hasten, my dear Noelle! * H... huh? That's funny, my right arm... won't move. * O-oh...? It must have fallen asleep. * Here. I'll carry your books for you, Berdly. * Ah, Noelle... You're... always helping me. Thank you. * ... Good day, Kris. ... Susie. * Bye Kris! * And... umm... bye, Susie! * Umm... see ya. * WHAT!? WHAT!? Are you looking for something!? * N-nothing!! B-bye!! * The heck is her problem, anyway? * Way to treat someone who just saved the WORLD. * KRIS!! Hey, wait a sec, Kris!! * We... we just actually saved the world, didn't we!? * Damn, we really are heroes! * And no one even knows! * ... guess it's better that way though, right? * People'd freak out if they knew the world's in danger. * ... though, kinda sucks Noelle has to forget, too... * ... * Whatever. Let's get out of here. * (Before you left, you gathered up everything in the room...) =============== obj_ch2_scene29 =============== * ... Man, it got late, didn't it...? * ... guess you should go home, huh? * Alright, you don't have to say it. * Don't wanna walk home by yourself, huh? * Well, if you're gonna MAKE me, I guess... * Let's go. ================ obj_ch2_scene30a ================ * Alright.... * Then... guess it's goodbye for today. * See ya tomorrow, Kris... * Kris! How was studying with your... * Why, Kris, is that your friend? * Why don't you invite her inside? * U-uhh, I mean, I... uh... * (Kris, I should, um, probably get going, and...) * I was going to bake a pie... Did you want any? * ... * (Guess I can come over for a bit.) ================ obj_ch2_scene30b ================ * Feel free to come in. * ... * Oh, excuse me. I am Kris's mother, Toriel... * Y.. yes, Ma'am. I... remember. * Oh, you do? And you are... Susie, are you not? * H... huh? You, um... remember my name, too...? * Of course. Ms. Alphys is a good friend of mine. * She often talks about you! * ... umm, glad to hear it. * (Kris, the hell is Alphys saying about me!?) * Susie, why don't you wash your hands over there... * Then we can make the pie together? * Make it... together? * Uhh... but I don't know how to... * Do not worry, I can teach you! * ... OK. * Kris, Susie seems like a nice girl. * I am very happy you are friends with her, but... * ... * Kris, I... heard from Alphys, about her... behavior. * If by any chance, she, er, influences you, er... * Leave the chalk alone, alright??? * Hands, uh... washed. * Wonderful! Now we can... * Oh, Kris! How about YOU show Susie how to bake it? * Kris!? You know how to make pie!? * The hell haven't you made ME any then, dumbass!! * You pie-hoarding piece of - * I mean, uhh... 'scuse me, Ma'am. * Susie, you can just call me Toriel outside of school. * Oh okay sweet. * ... huh? Kris? Oh, YOU need to wash your hands too? * Then, I suppose I shall teach Susie for now. * Susie and I will start getting ready to make the pie! * Uhhh, we will? Wait--! * (Kris! This is not the time to sneak some chocolates!) * (Kris, get me some at least.) * (The hell are you leaving me here with your mom!?) * (Is this like a... what's it called? An introvert thing?) =============== obj_ch2_scene31 =============== * It started to run. * It's making a lot of noise. * Well, let us get the flour. * So, that's... this bag? And you just... * ... oops. * Hee hee hee! Susie, you have flour on your nose! * Uh, I meant to do that. * Thought you would stop to "smell the flour," eh? * Hahaha, ughhh - ACHOO! C'mon!!! * Now, onto the next part... * ... so, where the he-- uh, HECK, is Kris? * Oh, Kris, er... does this sometimes. * Well they should hurry. I'm getting sleepy. * Do you know what they call a sleeping Susie? * Huh...? What? * They would call her... A "Snoozie!" * Uhh... haha. Then... * Then I guess you'd be, uh... "Snoriel?" * HAHAHA!! Hahaha!! Snoriel!!! * Snoozy and Snoriel!!! * Uhh, heheh, you... really liked that one, huh? * Wasn't it funny? Toriel??? * ... Alright, where the HELL is Kris? * The pie is nearly done... * Oh, the sugar! Wait here a moment, I left it in the car! * OK! =============== obj_ch2_scene32 =============== * Hey Kris, hurry up next time. * We're already almost done... * ... * So what's next? * Oh, err, the pie... * We already worked quite hard, have we not? * How about we finish it later? * ... Umm, OK! * Then... uh... guess I'll walk home...? * Oh, no, no, there's no need to do that! * Oh, actually! * Susie, would you like to stay over? * Huh?! * I mean, umm... if it's OK, then... * Here, look at this! * Our couch is used to being used as a bed! * It's not perfect, but we could all sleep out here! * That... sounds good to me! Yeah! * Splendid! I will make sure everything is in order. * Just... call your parents, will you not? * Yeah, of course! * So what the hell, a sleepover? * Damn, I haven't had one of those in forever, heh... * (Hey, Kris, it's not like someone has to tell you to sit, right!?) * There, chill out for a sec! * So now what? * I got it! * Maybe... between... the pillows... here? * There! Knew I'd find the remote in there! * You can always find good stuff wedged in the couch. * Jeez, it's dusty. When'd you last use this thing? * ... Well, who cares! Let's just watch TV! * So what are we gonna marathon tonight? * Blood Crushers 3? Hell Busters? Invasion of the Cat Petters? * Heh, maybe ICE-E The Movie's more your speed, huh, Kris? * HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! * Hahahaha... haha... ha... * Heh. * It's been a good day, huh, Kris? * You, Ralsei, Lancer, everyone... * It's... just cool hanging out together, right? * ... that's why, y'know... Don't you think we should... * Try to have them come to OUR world? * C'mon, think about how much better it would be! * Ralsei could do our homework... Lancer could live under your bed... * We could all walk to school together... * It'd... be perfect, y'know? * ... Well, whatever, let's just get back to watching. * So the festival is coming up, right? * That thing where the town becomes... a carnival. * Stupid, right? * ... Look, let's just go back to watching TV! * Now this is what I'm talking about! * A giant monster movie special! * (Always liked them better than the giant human movies.) * Now THIS is something we can MARATHON! * Are you READY Kris? * For 12 hours of building-bashing, car-crunching action!? * 'cause we are LOCKED IN. Got it? * I better not see you move until your eyes are bloodshot! * Heheheh! * Now lemme just... get comfortable, here, and... * There! * (... Susie fell asleep.) * Officer...? Officer...? * Thank goodness, I finally got through... * I thought I saw someone prowling around outside... * And when I checked our car-- * The tires... looked like they'd been slashed. * Officer, if you could please come over... * You will? Soon? Thank you... * ... they're already asleep... ============== obj_ch2_scene4 ============== * Here we are... * Kris!!! Susie!!! * It's been ever-so-long...! * Yeah, yeah... It's been what, a day? * Oh! That is... short, isn't it...? * It's just that, I've never had friends before... * So I've never waited so long to see them again, either! * Fine, guess we'll TRY not to let you die of loneliness. * I bet Lancer wants to see us too, right? * Hey... wait a sec. * Where IS Lancer? * Where's... EVERYBODY? * Worry not, Susie. You'll see them in a moment. * Just wait here, alright? * ... OK. * (Hey, this better not be some kind of prank or something!) * (Kris, I have something to ask you.) * (I need you to return to the Light World...) * (And go to the old classroom, to the EAST of the closet doors.) * (Inside, gather everything on the ground...) * (And bring it back here. Could you?) * Hell are you going? Trying to have cake without me? * (Kris! I'll show you my castle later, ok?) * Hey, Kris, so where is every... * ... one...? ============== obj_ch2_scene6 ============== * (Kris, I have something to show you in the CASTLE!) * Wait, Kris, we're leaving!? But we just got here! * Man, I don't wanna go do our group project... * Oh... You two have homework? * Uhh, well, * Susie, Kris, you ought to do it right away! School's important! * I banish you from this kingdom until you start your project! * Ugh, fine!!! I'll do it!!! Jeez!!! * Susie!! Don't worry!! I'll go and help you, too!!! * Er, wait, Lancer! Perhaps you shouldn't - * Too late, kindboy!! Friendship Forme!! * (LANCER was added to your Key Items.) * ... What? Where'd you go...? * Don't worry!! I just entered your INVENTORY!! * I'll just be hanging out in Kris's pocket!!! * Dunno what that means, but OK! * Feare not! I too, shall Assisteth! * Uh, we're good. * Ahah, quite!! We, as a Teame - art Good!!! * (ROUXLS became a Key Item even though no one wanted that.) * I will also join * (THE ORIGINAL STARWALKER became a Key Item.) * ... * Alright, enough already. Let's get going. * Good luck today, Kris. See you soon! * Guess who's back, Clowns!? * Lancer!!! * Hey, Kris, dunno what you did, but hell yeah! * Everyone's here! * Uh, hey. Wait. I think we beat up some of these guys. * Are they not gonna like... gang up on us now? * Don't worry, Susie! * Pop-pop got trapped in a hamster cage, making me Prince King. * And with my new dad-like powers, I declared you forgiven! * Cool, well, guess I won't beat anyone up here, either. * Yep! Now all that's left is for everyone to enjoy the new home! * Wait, new home? Where's your... OLD home? * .. but, uh, what happened to, uh, Lancer's castle? * Alllll gone! * Gone? * Right... When Kris sealed the fountain, * That "Dark World" disappeared... * ... And turned back into a normal classroom. * ... So where's Lancer gonna live now? * Don't worry, Susie!! * We'll conquer Ralsei's castle as our own!! * (Kris, as you bring Dark World Denizens back here...) * (The power of our Fountain...) * (Will transform this town more and more.) * (From now on, the enemies we SPARE...) * (Will be RECRUITED to our town.) * (So let's keep SPARING enemies, okay?) * Anyhow, why don't we all have a look around? * We can head NORTH towards the CASTLE. * I have a special surprise to show you there! * Ahaha!! Not if I surprise myself first!! * Last one there is a fresh and fragrant egg!! * C'mon, Kris! You gonna let him beat us!? ============== obj_ch2_scene7 ============== * Well, damn. GUESS we gotta do our project. * (Sigh...) * Least we got Lancer, right!? * ... Lancer? Where are you? * Damn, guess he skipped out after all, huh. * Hmm... so, where should we do this? * ... what? The Library? * Ugh... Well, alright. ============== obj_ch2_scene8 ============== * Alright. We're here. * School. Goddamn. Project. * Books. God. Damn. Crazy about them. * ... * Hey, Kris, where the hell IS everybody? * Something seems kinda... off. * Screw it let's just go play Space Pinball in the computer lab * H... huh...? * It's like... * ... the inside of the closet? * Kris, you don't think this could be... * ... another Dark World? * ... * Well. * Guess this means we can't start our project. * ... unless. * You know. Kris. * If there's a Dark Fountain in there. * You can seal it... * And it'll turn back into the computer lab, right? * C'mon, Kris!! ============== obj_ch2_scene9 ============== * Somebody help me... * Somebody, please... * Susie!? * Cool that you're here, just... * Wait, get out of here before it's too late! * NOELLE! * Hell Of A Study Session * Who the hell are you!? * I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N * But You Foolish Children May Call Me * "Queen" * Heh, like we're gonna call YOU "Queen," * "Q5U....3...7..." uh, * "Queen" * Well LOOK, "Queen." We're not "children!" And Adults Are Even Bigger Children * Teens Are Merely Big Children * ... doesn't that make you a child too then? * No I Am: A Computer (Smart) * ... computer? * Well Thank You For The Stimuli But I Must Leave Now (Goodbye) * Wait! WAIT!! Why'd you capture Noelle!? * I Would Have Captured You Too But I Ran Out Of Cages * Why the CAPTURING!? * So That She May Become My Willing Peon * In My Quest For World Domination * Also Maybe I Will Make Her Face Into A Robot One? * What!? Why!? * Seems Cool * Well, FORGET it, dude. * Nobody's turning anyone's face into a robot! * Could That Be A Statement Of Animous Dissension * Huh? * You Wanna Fight, Loser * YES!!! YES ALREADY, YES!!! * Oh Then Bye * WAIT! A GODDAMN! SECOND!! * I Have No Time For Such Frivolities (And Would Kick Your Ass) * But Perhaps Someone Else Could Entertain You * Enjoy: Your Assimilation * Phew, nice fighting again after so long! * Now let's go catch up to Queen! * ... or not! * Huh? They calmed down...? * I just used my PACIFY spell to put them into "Sleep Mode"! * Ralsei! You're here! * I felt a dark presence and hurried over! * It seems that a new Dark Fountain has appeared... * Ralsei... they got Noelle! * Damn, what was she THINKING messing in our Dark World!? * If we don't do something, she might be... * Worry not, Susie! All we have to do is seal the Fountain! * ... yeah. Yeah! * Can't be mad about another adventure, right!? * C'mon, Kris! * Let's go! ================ obj_ch2_sceneex1 ================ * Kris...? You want us to stay here...? * ... * Sure, whatever. * Me n' Ralsei'll have fun without you. * C'mon, Susie!! Give me my glasses back!! * Oooh, look at me, I'm a big dweeb that loves homework!! * C... C'mon... * ... * Fine, take them back!! * Thank you! * Oh, Kris! Everything OK? * Whatever, let's go. ================ obj_ch2_sceneex2 ================ * HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ... * HERE I AM!! KRIS!! * BIG * BIG, * [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] * HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS * FREEDOM. * I WON'T HAVE TO BE * JUST A PUPPET * ANY MORE!!!! * ... * OR... so... I... thought. * WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? * WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!? * It's still DARK... SO DARK! * KRIS. * KRIS. * KRIS. * KRIS. * THAT'S RIGHT. * YOU. * I NEED YOU. * TO BE BIG. * WITH ME. * VERY VERY BIG * SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK * STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO * H E A V E N * I * JUST NEED * THAT LITTLE, * [[SOUL]] * Y O U HAVE * Kris! * The hell was that weirdo!? * Kris, we were worried about you, so... * KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!? * WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]! * TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]... * [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!] * SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......] * Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? * WOW!!! * I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU! * [Heaven], are you WATCHING? * IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL... ======================== obj_ch2_sceneex2_special ======================== PRESS HOLD RELEASE ~1 ================= obj_ch2_sceneex2a ================= * It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet. * But you three... You're strong. * With a power like that... * Maybe you three can break your own strings. * Let me become your strength. * (You got ShadowCrystal.) * (You got PuppetScarf.) * (You got Dealmaker.) * (... but your inventory was full.) * ... Kris...? * Kris!? * KRIS!?!?!? * YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!? * WHAT! * THE! * [Fifty Percent Off]!? * YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!! * [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? * WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!? * NOT [Cool] KRIS! * I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]! ================ obj_ch2_sceneex3 ================ * ... * Hey so... are we seriously... * NOT gonna talk about any of that? * That was god damn weird. * Puppets... strings... hands... * What the hell does any of that mean? * And the way he just... broke. * I... don't think it meant anything, Susie. * It seems like it was just a corrupted program. * He turned into our ally, so let's just accept it. * ... * (If you say it all strained like that,) * (... I'm not gonna think you're OK...) * (...) * (Hey Ralsei, you think Kris is OK?) * (Hmm... well, they seem a bit shocked, but...) * (Kris doesn't want us to worry, so...) * (Let's not push them for now...) * Kris, I'll make some cake for you later, OK? * I could even make it chocolate-flavored, * Butterscotch, cinnamon... whatever you want. * ... * Well, their stomach's rumbling but the goosebumps aren't gone. * Kris, if you're cold, you can share my scarf... * Huh? Or, um, sure, Susie could...? * What? No, hell if I'm giving you MY jacket! * You make ME cold, I'm burning you knuckleheads for warmth. * Susie!!! * Too late, already imagining you guys as idiot-scented candles. * (... Heh, that got Kris smiling. Let's go.) * K... Kris? Are you OK? You're yelling... * There, there... everything's alright. * Don't think about what happened too hard, OK? * Just take some deep breaths and think about... * Something you like. Something nice... something soft. * I'll be right next to you until you feel better, Kris. * ... * ... * Guess Ralsei's right, Kris. * Whatever just happened... I guess... * Maybe it didn't mean anything. * I dunno why you came here, but... * Let's just be glad you didn't get killed. Heh. * ... * (Just... tell us next time...) * (You're gonna do something stupid like this, OK?) * ... * What? No, I'M not giving YOU a hug! * That's what Ralsei's for!! He's like a portable teddy bear! * But Susie, because you never give out hugs. * That increases their value. It's the law of supply and demand. * Well, I demand, you supply me, with, uh - * Ugh, enough of you guys! * ... I think everything will be OK, Kris. ====================== obj_ch2_town_graveyard ====================== * (You heard Alvin mumbling to himself as you walked away.) * ... were you proud of me, father...? * And... is it right for this hammer to... ==================== obj_checker_animtest ==================== * If it isn't the ~1 ================== obj_checkers_enemy ================== * Press ~1 to determine the ANGLE! ================= obj_city_trashbag ================= * (It's a trashbag that looks like an eggplant.) * (It's an eggplant that looks like a trashbag.) ============== obj_classscene ============== * So, does everyone have a... * Oh... K-Kris...! * We thought you weren't coming today! * We're doing group projects this month... * Uhhhh... so, walk around and find a partner, ok? * Hey! What? No! * I do NOT approve this! * ABORT!! * What? B-but Kris doesn't have a... * Noelle, what were you saying? * She was just saying we're FINE being alone! * A-actually, I just wanted to know if... * Noelle, can you PLEASE SPEAK UP? * H... * Hi, SUSIE. * ... * ... am I late? * Ohh, n-no! * You're fine! * W-we were just, uh... * Ch-choosing partners for the next group project, and... * Ummm, Susie, you're with Kris! * ... * ... great. * ... * N-now that everyone's here, I'll write the assignment! * ... * Uh... * H-has anyone seen the chalk? * This is the third time it's gone missing, and... * Y-you all know I can't start class without some! * Ummm, there might be a box in the supply closet... * Do you want me to - * G-good idea, Noelle! * Susie, s-since you came in last... * Can you go get that for me...? * ... * ... whatever. * H-how about this? * If no one speaks up... * E-everyone gets in trouble! * A... Anyone? * P... please? * Hey, there might be a box in the supply closet... * Miss Alphys, why don't Susie and I... * G-good idea, Noelle! * Susie, s-since you came in last... * Why don't you go get it for me...? * ... * ... whatever. * And K... Kris... * Can you go with her and make sure she... * Um, actually gets it? * And, um, stays out of trouble...? * Thanks Kris! * See you later! * Kris, there you are! * (Even Susie showed up before you, eheh...) * (Kris! You're okay!!) * (I was really worried after you disappeared yesterday...) * (I guess we can talk about that after class.) * (Hey, Kris!) * (... if I knew you were gonna be late...) * (I wouldna showed up on time.) * Susie, please don't kick your desk. * Treat school property, like you'd treat people. * .... * Okay. * Next time I'll aim for the vitals. * Th... That's not what I... * In any case, good morning, Class! * We have a lot to go over today... * First, we're starting the reading from page 142! * Any... any volunteers? * Umm, I... I guess I could read the... * Ah, trouble yourself not, Noelle! * I will valiantly take this blow of humiliation!! * Umm, t-that's OK, I can... * A-HEM. * "Page 142." * "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," * "Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad." * "Mediocre times. Iffy times. So-so times..." * Listening to this, your eyes began to close automatically... * Have a nice day, everyone! * And P-PLEASE! Remember your group projects! * Oh, um... Kris? Are... you okay? * You were, um, s-sleeping all class... * D-don't worry! I'm not mad! J... just concerned! * (Usually you only sleep through the start.) * ... Kris... Where did you and Susie go yesterday? * ... * ... * Um, if you don't want to tell me, that's okay. * I was just really... worried about you. * If... If Susie causes you any trouble, then... * Okay, I... I can't really do anything. Eheh. * But... I'm looking out for you, okay? * Good luck and rest well tonight, okay? ============== obj_clubsenemy ============== CuteBoys Fluffy Birthday Sports Family Hole Rouxls Puzzle Party Dance GiantBed NumberThree Sandwich Tree SplatNoise SandPaper Chaos Clown NumberFour NumberTwo Turtleneck Trouble Thrash Guns Cheating Dice Starwalker 4LeafClover Garbage Non-Birthday Crime (Tired) TIME: Nice mouth Anger mouth Smart Mouth Nice to see you again! This time you die! Please ignore them. How well do you know us? YOU KNOW NOTHING, IDIOT! Sorry about this... Nice dojo today. What? It's just awful! Please stop, you two... * Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles. * Clover is bickering with herselves. * Clover is whispering about cute boys. * Clover is arguing about whose toothbrush is whose. * Clover hums like an out-of-tune choir. * Smells like clover and dew. * Clover seems TIRED of discussing so much. * Clover starts to look wilted. * Clover seems to be getting along with herselves. * Clover's harmony was shattered by violence. * CLOVER - AT 8 DF 2 * Two heads are better than one! * Three... maybe not. * Choose a topic that Clover likes! * Time's up! TOO SLOW! (Sorry...) * That's right! Not bad! (It's OK...) * No thanks! WRONG! (Is it that bad?) (Tired) * Susie stood there awkwardly! * Ralsei stood there cutely! ============================== obj_controller_city_cheesemaze ============================== * KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! ========================= obj_controller_city_mice2 ========================= [Left / Right] Rotate [Down] Mice * Looks like another electric wall. * Huh? This hole has a switch inside of it... * Maybe we could try to put something inside...? * What do you think, Kris? * Th... there, looks like I... I did it? * (I just... listened to Kris's command.) * (And somehow, before I knew it...) * (The puzzle was finished.) * (What was I thinking? Kris wasn't trying to hurt me...) * (They were just making me stronger.) * Kris, wait a second! * Kris! You did it! We should be able to... * ... huh? * The forcefield's still up. * D-did we miss something? H-hello? * Kris, wait a second! * Kris, I can't believe you made those mice-- * Huh? * I... I guess landing on the switch turned off the forcefield... * Let's go, Kris. * I... I wish they wouldn't jump out at me like that! * (How many more times am I gonna get hit by mice...?) ========================= obj_controller_city_mice3 ========================= ILOVEMOUSE ILUVNEZUMI * I'll... go ahead and do the puzzle! * Isn't it a good thing? * I'm solving things by myself. Taking new things for myself. Defeating enemies by myself. * And every time I do it... * I'm getting stronger. * ... what did I do when we got that ring? ... when I solved that puzzle? * ... It... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if I can't remember. * It doesn't matter if the battles are blurring together. * If Kris tells me to do it... * I can do things I could never do before. * Isn't it a good thing? * ... I'm getting stronger. * ... * As long as I... just do what they say. * As long as I... * All finished, Kris. Should we find some more enemies? * It's a dead end...? * Hmm... the switch didn't seem to work? * Kris!! The platform's falling!! H-help me!! * KRIS!!!!!!! * Gosh, you're lucky Dess isn't here! * Otherwise YOU'D be facedown in a mousepile! * ... * S... sorry, I didn't mean to get so mad. * Sure... okay, we can try again. * Kris!! What are you doing!! You made me -- * H... huh? * S-sorry, Kris, you just saved me, didn't you...? * Th... this one's falling, too! * Kris, whatever you just did, keep doing it!! * What. * How did you... * HOW DID YOU SOLVE THAT?? * Even a broken clock is right once a day. * And Kris, if anyone asks... * I solved the puzzle!! * It's not fair for YOU to get extra credit for a fluke!! * Get it!? Let NO ONE think otherwise! ESPECIALLY Susie! * You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me! * Gosh. * ... Y'know, I don't think I'm afraid of mice anymore. * Actually, I think they might be kind of... cute? * Anyways, let's keep going. * (Noelle is now immune to mice.) ====================== obj_controller_dining3 ====================== * Welcome To My Extravagant Dining Bonanza * Only One Of These Delicious Platters Has The Key * I Am Sure Searching Will Be An Addicting Game of Chance * H-how the hell are we gonna search all these!? * ERROR: Results: Key Not Found * Did You Mean: Give Up? * All the platters got mixed up again!? * Hey, Kris, isn't there something else we can do!? * Hey, there's something under this one! * There's the key!!! Now we just have to-- * It BROKE IT?! ========================= obj_controller_dininghall ========================= * Hahah, was that awesome or what?! * Umm, maybe minus the blatant destruction... * Let's go, Kris! We're almost at the third floor! ========================== obj_controller_dw_city_big ========================== * Hmm, looks like you need to hold it down. * Kris, you keep standing on this one! * OK, now you come over here! * Kris! Get back here!! * Nice teamwork! * (This is reminding me of our group projects...) * ... * A--aahhh!! * K... Kris! C'mon, you... you know that isn't very nice! * (I was almost roast deer for a second there...) * Alright, now it's your turn! * Kris! Get back here!! * Kris! Get back here!! * Fahahaha! How'd you like that!? * You should have seen the look on your face!! * (Hey, why do they look so hurt...? Gosh...) * Kris! Get back here!! * When you step off the switch, the lightning comes back... * ... * How about... I hold it down, and you go across? * (Shouldn't leave now.) * (Shouldn't leave now.) * (Shouldn't leave now.) * N... Nice teamwork! =========================== obj_controller_dw_city_mice =========================== * L-looks like that took care of it... * W-well, hopefully that won't happen again! * K-Kris! If the mice hit a wall, they'll come over here... * (Try using those blocks to get them into the hole?) * K-Kris!! * Gosh, you did that on purpose, didn't you!? * (It's like when they swapped my eggnog with mayo...) * ... ================================= obj_controller_dw_cyber_viromaze2 ================================= * Sounded like a forcefield deactivating. ======================================= obj_controller_dw_mansion_bridges_funny ======================================= * ... * I suppose we'll just have to let it go this once. ======================================== obj_controller_dw_mansion_fire_paintings ======================================== * I See You Have: Escaped From Your Room Units * Who Can Blame You For Wanting To See My Glorious Mansion * You Won't Want To Take Your Eyes Off This Beautiful Art * We're not here to look at your stupid pictures! * Oh It Was Not A Recommendation * I Was Just Warning You LMAO ==================================== obj_controller_dw_mansion_potBalance ==================================== * Heh, not bad, Kris! ==================================== obj_controller_dw_mansion_single_pot ==================================== POTTERY NOT RESPECTED * Now I Know You Are All Loving My Mansion * But We Have A Few Rules Around Here You Have To Follow * One Wipe Your Shoes * Two Have Fun * Three Respect The Pottery * Four Have Fun * Five List Entry Duplication Error ============================== obj_controller_keyboard_puzzle ============================== * Kris, I think you should handle this puzzle! * Wait, is this another puzzle? You do it. * Um... Kris? * Maybe you can press the same key more than once? ============================ obj_controller_mansion_hands ============================ * (Looks like the hand is out of the way now...) =========== obj_credits =========== -Fangamer Testing- -Trailers & All Video Editing- -Main Artist- -Main Animator- -Main Team- -BG Concept Art- (Cyber Field, City, Mansion) -Dark World Costume Design- Gigi DG [Kris, Susie] Tcheska Lynn B (chess) [Berdly] -Guest Character Design- (Lancer, Rudinn, Hathy) (Clover, King, Jevil) -Singing This Song- -Guest Character Design- (Poppup, Ambyu-Lance, Hacker, etc.) -Guest Character Design- (Sweet, Cap'n, K_K) (Tasque Manager) -Pixel Art Assistance- -Development Tools (Cool)- -Programming Assistance- -Cutscene Assistance- Tcheska Lynn B (chess) Chelsea Saunders (pixelatedcrown) -Music Assistance- -UT Character Design- Betty Kwong (Temmie) (オワライチョウ／モンスターの子) -Japanese Localization- 8-4 Ltd. -Translator- -Localization Producers- -Localization Support- -Platform Programming- -Programming Support- -Japanese Graphics- -QA- DIGITAL HEARTS Co., Ltd. Tomohiro Nakai [QA Project Manager] Tomoyoshi Yamashita [QA Lead] Ryohei Kishimoto [QA Assistant Lead] Shinji Yasue [Sales Dept] -Super Testers- -Website- -Special Thanks- All 8-4 & Fangamer Staff Chapter 2 To be continued (Sepia and Menu Art) Main Team Area Concept Art Dark World Costume Design Programming Help Character Design Assistance Cutscene Assistance Shop and BG Pixel Assistance Music Assistance Fireworks Effect 8-4 Ltd. Testers Website Fangamer "Temmie" Character Design Betty Kwong in Chapter 3 ================== obj_cutscene_maker ================== actor, ~1 step:~2 ================= obj_cutscene_test ================= * Hey, is that... Lancer!? * What are you up to, buddy? * Lancer? * Ho ho ho!!! Susie!!! * Who says I'm Lancer? * Of course you're Lancer... * ... then who's that? * Hoho! * Alright, are you Lancer then!? * Yes I am! * Which one of you said that!? * I did! * That's it, I'm taking a closer look! * Umm, so what did you figure out? * Uhhh... * I'll just be friends with both of them! * That's the attitude! * Hohoho! Yeah, it is! * What the!? * L-Lancer!? * That was the fake one. * Oh, okay. ====================== obj_cybercity_trashcan ====================== * (You dug through the trash...) * (And found $~1!) * (And found a ~1!) * (And found trash!) ================== obj_darkcontroller ================== Dynamic Simple None D$ ~1 OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON Border Button LV~1 Leader Commands the party with various ACTs. LV~1 Tactician Commands the party by ACTs. Sometimes. LV~1 Bed Inspector Inspects all beds inexplicably. LV~1 Moss Finder Basic moss-finding abilities. LV~1 Leader Commands. Purple Yes LV~1 Dark Knight Does damage using dark energy. LV~1 Healing Master Can use ultimate healing. (Losers!) LV~1 Moss Enjoyer Supports those that find moss. Kindness Dogness LV~1 Dark Prince Dark-World being. Has friends now. LV~1 Hug Prince Receives and gives many hugs. LV~1 Pose Prince Poses for photos at times. LV~1 Rude Prince Friends with a rude gesturer. LV~1 Blank Prince Doesn't even have a photo. Sweetness LV1 Snowcaster Might be able to use some cool moves. LV~1 Frostmancer Freezes the enemy. LV~1 Ice Trancer Receives pain to become stronger. LV~1 Moss Neutral Neither chaotic nor lawful to moss. Coldness Boldness (Nothing) (Nothing) (Nothing) --------- --------- Attack: Defense: Magic: (No ability.) (No ability.) USE TOSS KEY Really throw away the ~1? * ... * (You tossed the Manual hard.) * (Its pages scatter in the wind.) * .............. * Umm... * Th-that's OK, Kris! * I can always... * I'll just make a better one next time! * (You drop the manual on the floor with a resounding thud.) * Hey, Kris. * What are you doing...? * Oh no! * Is that the manual? * Looks like you accidentallly dropped it... * Here you go, Kris! * You don't wanna lose that! * (You got the Manual.) * (Again.) =================== obj_darkphone_event =================== * It's nothing but garbage noise. =================== obj_dojo_spareenemy =================== Boss! Don't listen to that! That's the wrong ACT!! The wrong ACT!! Ohhhh, boss, you're sparing me!? You did it, Boss! If you can manage to SPARE enemies right away... Battles will go a lot faster! That's all! Boss! You can ACT and SPARE on the same turn! If you know Kris's ACT will give an enemy 100% mercy... SPARE them on the same turn with Susie or Ralsei! * Jigsaw Joe looks vulnerable to ACTING and SPARING on the same turn. Ah!! It's my ~1 o'clock shadow! * Jigsaw Joe's stubble regrew! Boss! You gotta ACT and SPARE on the same turn! * Jigsaw Joe looks like he could use a bedtime story. WAIT A SECOND!!! I got something else to remind you of! Boss! It works the same with making an enemy TIRED! If an ACT will make an enemy TIRED... Use Ralsei's PACIFY right away! Use Ralsei's PACIFY right away! Of course, PACIFY is MAGIC, so you'll need TP. Spend a turn DEFENDING to gain TP if you have to, boss! SleepyStory * Jigsaw Joe drank coffee! Jigsaw Joe stopped being TIRED! Boss! If you don't have the TP to use PACIFY, DEFENDing will give you TP! Boss! You're putting me to SLEEP! I mean, you AREN'T! Make me TIRED and PACIFY me, boss! Boss!! * JIGSAW JOE - Beat him up to earn his life savings! * (You shaved Jigsaw Joe's stubble!) * Susie told the enemy a bedtime story about beating them up! * The enemy became TIRED! ================== obj_dojograzeenemy ================== * Susie acted! * Ralsei acted! Graze! * How'd you get past!? * GRAZECHALLENGE - Graze the bullets! ============== obj_dummyenemy ============== * Now by using the SPARE ([IMG]) command, you can win! * Now by using the SPARE ([IMG]) command, you can win! * Pressing Z when the cursor enters the box on the left! * Press ~1 again when the cursor goes in the box! * Press Z when the white rectangle's in the blue box! * Ummm... you can press ~1 a lot, if it helps! * Kris... * Please try to press ~1. ============ obj_dw_leave ============ * Come back when you've finished your homework! * (What's the point of having a room if you can't slack off in it?) ================================= obj_dw_mansion_mouseLottery_Chest ================================= * (The mice found $20.) * (You didn't get any.) * (The mice found $1.) * (You didn't get any.) ============================== obj_dw_transition_interactable ============================== * (Can't go back there for now.) ================================ obj_event_mouse3_berdlymonologue ================================ (Powerless!?) SIMPLETON? ... H-huh? Berdly? BERDLY??? BERDLY KNOWS??? ... Berdly... WHY THAT!? * Ahh, Kris. Stuck on this puzzle, I see? * I thought I heard Noelle calling for help, but... * I get what that sound was now. Kris. * Your brain must be crying. * Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. * Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. * If only I was there to do it for her. * She's but a powerless doe without my help... * Though being alone might be better than being with you! * Kris, you would only get in the way! * After all, you can't understand Noelle like I can. * Yes, you may have been her lifelong neighbor. But. * I am a maestro of emotional intelligence. * I can read her feelings like a strategy guide. * Which, I have NEVER needed by the way! * You may see her as the simpleton girl next door. * But the reality. Is that she is. * A lovestruck girl with her heart on her sleeve. * And... Kris... The target of her affection... * May be surprising to you. * It's... Truly sad. Such love... May never fruit. * But still, I have to support her, Kris. * She's my friend. * Also, my only worthy opponent at racing games. * (Is that really what you're gonna end it on!?) ==================== obj_example_cutscene ==================== * Pee pee town. * Box 1 * Box 2 * Box 3 * Funny. * ... Man, it got late, didn't it...? * Well. Guess you should go home, huh? * Alright, you don't have to say it. * Don't wanna walk home by yourself, huh? * Well, if you're gonna MAKE me, I guess... * Let's go. * I'm going home ============== obj_forcefield ============== * (It appears to be some kind of forcefield.) ========================== obj_fountainkris_ch2_sideb ========================== (It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...) * NOT!!! * LET ME SAY * LET ME SAY [Thanks ] * THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. * AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City]! MY [World]! * SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!? * TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!? * AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestMan]. * I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!! * [Pay]... * WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!! ================ obj_fountainkris ================ Is this... the fountain...? Kris... Dunno how, but... It feels like we stumbled into something really important, didn't we...? ... It looks like we're here again, huh... The Roaring Knight... Whatever they are, they're making these fountains... ... Well, there's no time to think about that now. Right now... It's time to go home, right, Kris? But... is that really a bad thing...? Since they started showing up, Everything's gotten a lot more interesting, hasn't it...? ... Well, we don't have to think about that now... Kris, it's your turn. (As you stood in front of the fountain,) (You felt something strange.) (It was as if) (Your very SOUL was glowing...) (It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...) ============= obj_frozennpc ============= * (It's frozen solid...) ============== obj_fusionmenu ============== Page Recruits CHAPTER LV More Info Quit ~1: More Info ~2: Quit More Info Quit ~1: More Info ~2: Quit PROGRESS CHAPTER LIKE DISLIKE ????? ????? ????????? ????????? LEVEL ATTACK DEFENSE ELEMENT Place ~1: Place Cannot Place Return ~1: Return Press to Return Press ~1 to Return HELD RESERVE Page Left / Right: Change Pages. The song you play will be the town BGM. Play songs freely. Now Playing Result Ingredients Really fuse it? Yes No Jigsaw Joe Graze Challenge 1 Clover Rematch ------------- ------------- Learn how to spare like a champ. Get 100 TP without getting hit! You can do it, boss! It's not Clover's birthday anymore! She won't go easy on you now! Joe's Life Savings $100 ClubsSandwich --- --- Tasque Manager Says $250 Winning's as easy as A-B-C! You've got three chances, boss! Ch2 All Stars TensionGem Face everyone in a row! It'll take some stamina... Claimed Challenge Prize ! Challenge? Yes No Recruited! Place Return ~1: Place ~2: Return My Castle A CYBER'S WORLD? Mini Studio Sound Studio Holiday Studio Welcome To The City Acid Tunnel of Love Rude Buster Smart Race Cool Beat Hip Shop I'm The Bad Guy! Pandora Palace Queen Cool Mixtape Rouxls Kaard It's Pronounced "Rules" Lantern =================== obj_gigaqueen_enemy =================== Thrash Machine Oh No Did You Forget How To Control A Giant Robot One More Time, Press ~1 And ~2 To Dodge The Time For Words Is Over Ha Ha Just Kidding I Totally Will Keep Monologuing As I Kick At: Your Face The Time Has Come For Noelle To Realize Her Own Strength Focusing Into Her Blade, She Will Create A Neo Dark Fountain Then, When The Whole World Is Covered In Darkness Kris, Susie, Why Don't You Help Me Too? Susie And Kris, My Dearest Trucie You Can Have As Many Hey Was There A Third Guy????????? Join Me And All Of You Will Become Super Strong And Cool Okay I Believe I've Made My Point I'm Going To Procedurally Loop My Dialogue Now Kris Susie Other Guy You Think You're Finished? I Have More Extremely Slow Moving Obviously Punchable Giant Baseballs Where That One Came From Now Is The Time To Fight (Only) Her Own Will Her Own Determination Then Another, Then Another She - And Everyone - Can Live In Bliss, Free Of Fear And Suffering Create The World Of Your Dreams (Also My Dreams) Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want ... Okay I Don't Remember What You Liked Meanwhile I Don't Need To Improve Because I'm Already Perfect And Can Shoot Lasers From My Fancy Glass Now Is The Time To (LOOPING ERROR) There Are Keyboard Controls Inside Press ~1 And ~2 To Dodge ~3 And ~4 To Punch ~1 And ~2 To Punch You Have Truly Proven Yourselves To Be A Worthy Opponent You Have Earned The Right To Remember What Your Fighting Machine's True Purpose Is To Get Your Own Ass Thrashed By Me With My Final Attack Ha Ha Bye * The cityscape roars past. * The night is young for fighting. * The battle is really heating up. * Susie mashes the controls trying to punch more. * Ralsei advises you to "dodge, then counter punch." * Smells like gigantic batteries. * Your machine is charged up for special moves! * Your machine's inner lighting turns red. * FLAME MODE engaged! * A power-boosting aura fired up...! * SWORD MODE engaged! * Damage grows until you miss! * LASER MODE engaged! * A light-quick aura fired up...! * DUCK MODE engaged! * A totally-sucking aura fired up...! * TURBODODGE engaged! * A dodge-enhancing aura fired up...! * SELF-FIX engaged! * A healing aura fired up...! * SELF-FIX engaged! * A healing aura fired up...! * (But, the TP cost increased!) Kris ================ obj_hatguy_enemy ================ Dancing! 2 Turns! Not Dancing (Tired) What, you wanna see my moves? Ah-ha, if it's a madimoizel... Hey, don't touch the hat. Isn't this mix... schway? Alright, alright. Alright alright alright. So did they pay the venue fee? * CAP'N - The smooth one. Looks up to K_K. * You danced! * Cap'n got lost in the groove! * You danced with Cap'n! * Cap'n got lost in the groove! * You danced with Cap'n! * Everyone danced with Cap'n! They're totally lost in the groove! * Susie danced with Cap'n! * Cap'n got lost in the groove! * Susie danced with Cap'n! * Ralsei danced with Cap'n! * Cap'n got lost in the groove! * Ralsei danced with Cap'n! ============== obj_healwriter ============== +~1 =============== obj_initializer =============== Known Quantity ================ obj_initializer2 ================ Dynamic ============ obj_kk_enemy ============ Dancing! 2 Turns! Not Dancing * Smells like music. * Perhaps if we can get them all to dance, we can win? (Tired) Dance! Dance! Everybody dance! I like this song. Can we dance? Ring-a-ding-dong. Are we having fun? Does anyone want this milk I found? * K_K - The silly one. Looks up to the other two. * You danced! * K_K got lost in the groove! * You danced with K_K! * K_K got lost in the groove! * You danced with K_K! * Everyone danced with K_K! They're totally lost in the groove! * Susie danced with K_K! * K_K got lost in the groove! * Susie danced with K_K! * Ralsei danced with K_K! * K_K got lost in the groove! * Ralsei danced with K_K! * Sweet shimmies defiantly. * Cap'n spins his cap around. * K_K is a CD player. * Sweet is lost in the groove! * Cap'n is lost in the groove! * K_K is lost in the groove! * Kris, just keep trying to dance! * U-umm... Kris, maybe if you... keep dancing? ============ obj_krisroom ============ The Beginning * KRIS! * Kris, if you do not wake up, we will be late for school! * I will wait outside for you, alright? * (But, when you opened your eyes...) THE DARK Kris...? Kris, honey... Are you awake...? ... w.... wait! Is that a... A knife!!? NOOOOOOOO---!!! * Kris, did you eat all of the pie!? * It is YOUR knife in this empty tin, is it not!? * Oh, Kris... * Am I going to have to lock the oven again? * Well, hurry out of bed. It is time for school. ============== obj_legend_neo ============== When the LIGHT is subsumed by SHADOW When the FOUNTAINS fill the sky All will fall into CHAOS. The TITANS will take form from the FOUNTAINS And envelop the land in devastation. The surviving Darkners, crushed by the darkness Will slowly, one by one, turn into statues... Leaving the Lightners to fend for themselves Lost eternally in an endless night... Is that your idea of paradise? ========================== obj_lotterymouseController ========================== * (Sounds like the bridge was raised.) ========================= obj_mansion_basement_door ========================= * The door rattles but doesn't open. ======================= obj_mansion_keygen_lock ======================= * It has a lock that seems impossible to open. * (Kris used the KEYGEN.) ============== obj_maus_enemy ============== (You think you're the big cheese?) (Tired of being pushed around.) (Left, right, right, left...) (Catch me, catch me!) (Hee hee hee...) (Are you going to take me home?) (Just take good care of me!) (I can't help it, I'm a scary guy.) (I can't help it, I'm a cutey guy.) (I'll work with who I have to.) * Maus's clicking sounds more like splat noises. * Maus is squeaking cheerfully. * Maus would like to go to its favorite bistro in this marvelous city. * Smells like wood shavings. * Maus is thinking about overly elaborate machines. * Maus is clicking and squeaking. * Maus keeps running between your feet. * Maus is keenly aware of the fear it invokes. * MAUS - It's just a little mouse living in a little house. * Press ~1 To Trap!!! * There's only one solution for a mouse!! * Here, kitty kitty!! * Noelle complimented the enemies! * They're... kind of cute, right...? * Th-the way it moves is just so... so scary! * It's disgusting! * Maus was rejected... everyone felt TIRED. * Noelle reacted in fear! * The enemies felt dejected and TIRED... * ...don't we just have to fight the cat now? * Huh? * Press ~1 to trap all the enemies! * Didn't catch anything... * Caught the enemy! * Caught ~1 enemies! * Susie got on all fours and chased the mouse around the room like an animal!! * Susie chased on all fours!! * Ralsei started putting peanut butter on a spoon and put it in a trap!! * Ralsei sang a song about mice!! * Ralsei sang a mouse song! * Susie was captured!! * Susie!!! * The hell you blaming ME for!! YOU made the trap!! * Noelle screamed quietly! * Noelle cheered brightly! ==================== obj_mauswheel_cursor ==================== Movements from turn 2 Movements from turn 1 =================== obj_mauswheel_enemy =================== (I'm no cheater! It's just cheese...) (We are grippable. We are many.) (Rolling around at the speed of mouse...) (Wired is FASTER!) (Well, everyone's captured.) (What does that make me?) * Mauswheel's DPI is lowering. * Mauswheel is just a spareable husk now. * Mauswheel is rolling around with an annoying wheel sound. * Mauswheel might make a good wreath, as a prank. * It's a cacophony of clicks. * Smells like a three-cheese pizza. * MAUSWHEEL - Two mice are better than one! ... Three, maybe not. * The cursor will follow you everywhere. Keep moving! * Press ~1 To Trap!!! * Press ~1 To Trap!!! * Susie got on all fours and chased the mouse around the room like an animal!! * Ralsei started putting peanut butter on a spoon and put it in a trap!! * Ralsei sang a song about mice!! * Ralsei sang a mouse song! * Susie was captured!! * Susie!!! * The hell you blaming ME for!! YOU made the trap!! * You missed! * You caught them! * You missed! * You caught them! * Mauswheel ran out of maice! * Mauswheel reached 100% mercy! * But, it's still rolling out of control... * Suddenly...! * We'll take it from here! * Noelle screamed quietly! ============== obj_mazecheese ============== * I... I never want to see cheese ever again... * (The cheese was destroyed in the heat of battle...) * (You realized you lost sight of what was important...) * (The cheese was destroyed in the heat of battle.) * (Feels like you lost sight of what was important.) * (The cheese was destroyed in the heat of battle.) * (This marks a cruel victory for those who hate cheese.) ================ obj_moneydisplay ================ HELD SPACE: STORAGE SPACE: ==================== obj_mouseSpawnSwitch ==================== * A m-m-m-m-m... * Mouse!? * S... sorry, Kris, could you... d-deal with them somehow? * Maybe if you can get them in the other mouse hole? * H-huh? * Nothing happened... * M-m-m-m-mouse!! * S... sorry, Kris, could you... d-deal with them somehow? * Maybe, make a mouseless path I can walk through...? * H-hey, Kris? You can't leave yet, y'know! * You need to deal with the mice, first. * You can do it, Kris! I believe in you! * Kris, you, um... aren't gonna leave me here, are you? * Th-think about all the p-pencils I gave you! * The... the peppermint cookies I shared with you! * ... * I'll do your homework for you. * Oh, merry Krismaaaas--! * That's where we came from! * Kris, are you afraid of mice, too? Fahahaha! * Ph... phew... * (We'd better not have to do something like that again...) * (Seriously, when did Kris get so bossy?) ============================== obj_mouseballoon_pillar_bucket ============================== * (You put the bucket in the hole.) * (It's full of bucket.) =============================== obj_mouseballoon_pillar_release =============================== * (Suddenly a maus came out of the hole!) * (The hole is silent.) ======================= obj_mouseballoon_pillar ======================= * Looks like a hole to put mice in, but you don't have any mice. * (You don't have enough mice to fill up the hole.) * (You put the mice in the hole.) * (It's full of mice.) ====================== obj_musical_battle_end ====================== BATTLE WON! ====================== obj_musical_controller ====================== I'm at my acoustic limit... Have a sip. Mmm... I'm thirsty. (Don't ya mean you're WOUNDED!?) Owww, my hat!! They scuffed my hat!! (Stop being dramatic and heal!!) Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. Even if we're all beat, we... Can all drink from one milk. * SWEET's HP went up! * K_K's HP went up! * CAPN's HP went up! * SWEET's and K_K's HP went up! * SWEET's and CAPN's HP went up! * K_K's and CAPN's HP went up! * SWEET's and K_K's HP went up! * They stopped dancing! * We need to do it again! W-wait, I can't dance with bad guys!! I forgot my next dance move! H-hey, I'm not gonna dance with you! * (Sweet snapped out of the dance!) * (Sweet snapped out of the dance!) * (K_K snapped out of the dance!) * (K_K snapped out of the dance!) * (Cap'n snapped out of the dance!) ============ obj_npc_cafe ============ * Sure is great to be here with my best friend Hathy. * (Hathy seems fine.) * Sigh... does this guy have to one-up me on everything!? * I'll have a double Starfait. No, triple. Oh, hi, boss! (Smile) * (Hathy is letting Head Hathy have a sip of her latte.) * (Head Hathy doesn't seem so alone...) * We don't get along... but we can drink together. * I'll get you next time, pipo! ... Want some more sugar? * [Miaouw] * [Brrrrrrrr....] * (... it seems annoyed that its energy drink has been crushed.) * (It's crushing many of the surrounding drinks.) * (I'm the dust off his shoulder.) * (Sukkiri.) * We'll make sure to clean our plates. * (Sukkiri.) * Boss, are you enjoying your Butler Cafe? * (... it seems relaxed its partner is so quiet.) * (...) * (... looks like it's about to flip its table over.) * (... it's staring at the southern seats and crushing its drink hard.) =================== obj_npc_city_cheese =================== * KRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! =============== obj_npc_clamguy =============== * Oh hey hey hey hey hey. * Listen up. See that weird circle on the beach? * Yesterday I waited on it, and something weird came out. * Of course, it's not yesterday anymore, so too bad! * Oh hey hey hey hey hey. * When that thing showed up, I called it weird. * It sunk back into the water... don't think it's coming back! =============== obj_npc_conbini =============== * hey hey. forget something? * Why, er, yes. I think I left my eggs on the counter. * guess your memory's not what it's "cracked" up to be. * Hee hee hee... * There is really egg on my face now, is there not? * eh. you're egg-scused. * Now it sounds as if you are egging me on. * egg on or egg off, i eggspect a lot from you. * Well, I am eggceptional. Hee hee... * And don't forget me, your eggs-husband. * Err, hello, Asgore. * Tori, I didn't expect to see you here, but, I... * I have some extra flowers, and I was wondering if... * Oh, I was just about to go, actually. * Ah, haha, oh! Sure! Home is where the heart is! Haha! * Umm, so, when Asriel comes home... * Yes, we should all discuss that together soon. * Onkey donkey! Say hi to Kris for me! * Of course. Have a nice day. * ... * You know what I want, bone man. * ... yep. * free pickles. * Why, thank you! * ... * Can I ask? * What kind of flowers, do you think, * Would make her remember how she felt before? * uhh... * maybe you should talk to your plants about that. * Haha! Don't worry. They're the first ones I asked! * They're such good listeners, you know. Flowers. * well, yeah. nothin' like a captive audience. * Yes, haha. I even keep them in glass. * uh... like that movie. * Yes. It's... It's very similar to that movie. * ... well, have a good one. * Haha! I'm trying! * ... * Hey, Kris, uhh... * Uhhh.... nevermind. ============ obj_npc_dojo ============ * An amazing battle! * As promised, here is your reward! * Boss! Your inventory is full!! * You'll just have to try again, boss! * (You received ~1!) * Hey! That's not how you SPARE someone! * ... but I guess a win is a win. * You received Joe's Life Savings ($1)! * But you already won that prize, so we don't have another! * ...I don't have any more to give. You've already taken everything I have. * Boss! For bullets aimed right at you, try moving one direction bit by bit...! * Boss! Try to remember your ABCs...! * You beefed it! Better luck next time, boss! ================ obj_npc_dumpster ================ * You found the [Moss]! * Your title was upgraded to [Moss Finder].~1 * (Why do they look so pleased?) ============== obj_npc_facing ============== * Is that a cut on your face, or part of your eye? * Don't worry, Kris! * I've always thought Susie can't be so bad, you know? * I'm sure everything will turn out fine! * And, if you have time, could you say hi to her for me...? * Ah, Kris. * Late again, I see. * Hmm? You need a partner? * Sorry, I'm already partners with the 2nd smartest student. * Though... wait! * Kris, now that I think about it... * Your unique skillset might help a LOT on this assignment! * Pfft, NOT! * I actually want to get an "A!" * Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" * If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again! * Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea? * Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say... * Listened? * Alas, Kris. * I already tried to help you... * Partn'er? * I hardly know 'er!! * Ha ha ha!! * Whaddya think of that one!? * Funny, right??? * ... No? * Well, I got NEWS for you, PAL! * I already GOT a partner!! * SCRAM! * That's right, KRIS! * I got the GOOD partner! * And WE'RE going to be laughing all the way to the BANK! * Because I need money, and I'm also VERY funny. * Kris, don't listen to 'em. * It's not that bad. * You'll PROBABLY survive Susie beating you up. * You're just gonna fail when she doesn't do ANY of your project!! * It's like we always say, Kris... * You SUZ, you LOSE!!! * ... uhhh, that's not very reassuring, huh. * Hey Kris, if you die, can I have your brother's CDs? * Yo, Kris! * Show up earlier next time! * I ended up having to partner with Snowy, haha... * Now he keeps turning to me and saying "Howdy, Partner!" like a cowboy... * Yo, Kris, you're lucky. * I'd rather be partnerless than this, haha... * Yo! Kris! I'm sorry! * If I had just waited to be your partner... * You wouldn't have to be HER'S! * She's gonna pound you to pieces, Kris! * And then kick the butts of all those little pieces! * Kris, just keep running and don't look back! * (Click, click, tap, tap...) * ... taken. * (Click, click, tap, tap...) * ... don't die. * Kris! You KNOW Jockington and Catti, Are ALWAYS partners! * We're the ultimate academic duo, Ever since our first gym class! * It was hula hoop day, and they ran out of hoops, for us... * So she used me instead! * That's our origin story! * We SEEM different, but me and Catti have a TON, In common! * We both like breathing, and unhinging our jaws! * Kris, if I had arms... * I would take off this cool hat in rememberance of you. * What? * Wh-what am I watching on my phone? * It's schoolwork, of course. * A... animated schoolwork... and... * H-hey, Kris, have you chosen a partner yet? * (Don't worry, Mew Mew.) * (You'll ALWAYS be MY partner.) * Kris? What's the hold-up? * Go out there! * Kris, get a good sleep tonight, okay? * Kris! * You survived Susie! * I was getting worried! * OK, Kris, now for something more important. * Now you can finally pay off your family debt. * How to Draw Dragons is 2583 days overdue. * However, Kris. * I am a benevolent volunteer assistant. * If you turn it in this week, I'll reduce your fine to... * A mere $64.23! * Consider it, Kris! * Ah, did you forget what it looks like? * The front is, perhaps... a mauve dragon wearing lipstick. * And as for her clothes, I believe they are, well... * You know, Kris, I think you'll know it when you see it! * What? Hospital window? What are you talking about? * I'm sorry, Kris. * I don't have time to do such things. * Because I'm... Hmm... What do they say? * CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY? * You should try it someday, Kris! * It's actually quite gratifying! * Kris! What'sup! * Catti's working, so I'm starting, on our Project! * I've already, copied a bunch of pictures. * (It's the same picture of a soccer ball 73 times.) * You could say I'm having a Ball! * Hah haha! * gotta go to colleg... * so tem stuby... * HARD!!!! * (She's reading a comic full of hot demon guys.) * Say, Kris... * I was thinking. * Perhaps when Asriel comes home... * We could all go to the diner, just like old times... * My treat. * Doesn't that sound yummy? * Then we could all have a nice drive around town. * I might need to clean out my truck, but... * Yes, these flowers are still kicking. * Quite hard to take care of them in this climate... * (Kris, go to the old classroom and bring everything back here.) * (It's where you returned to the Light World last time.) * (Head EAST after you exit the Dark World.) * ... * Umm, sorry! Just thinking... * Perhaps we don't need that dummy anymore! * (... maybe you could just use the real thing?) * We got this, Kris. We're the good guys, right? * All we have to do is figure out some way to cheat... THEN WHY DOES IT TAKE QUARTERS!? * ... Got it! While she's distracted, * I'll reach in the bottom and try to steal a free cola! * Cola Machine Not Equals Arcade Game * Do your best, Kris! I'll be cheering you with magic pom-poms! Also, Happy Birthday Susie Happy Birthday! IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!! * Oh Kris Congratulations On: Losing Horribly * I Advanced My Internal Clock To When I've Already Won * Did You Notice You Have Been Served * Your Giant Arcade Machine Is Going To Get Cold * Kris, I think you can push those blocks... * M-me? N-no, I couldn't go over there, I... * Kris... isn't this room strange, though? * Those blocks look like something from Dragon Blazers... * Maybe if you push them in the mice's way...? * D-don't let the mice hit the walls, Kris! * They'll bounce over here and crawl on me...! * (Y'know, I'm pretty sure I know how to solve this.) * (Just, I d-don't think I can do it myself...) * Ralsei Will Soon Setup.EXE My Room For Me Upstairs * Do Not Worry * I Have A Long Spreadsheet Of Demands Ready Ha Ha * Umm, I-I'll try my best! * Quick Q How Many Breakable Pots Do You Have * I... Let me count and get back to you on that... * Kris, Do Give Noelle My Regards * Any Leftover Regards You Can Give To Berdly ================= obj_npc_hammerguy ================= * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique! * Let's pick up the pace. * (You got ~1!) ============ obj_npc_king ============ * We have NOTHING to discuss. * ... talk to you? Hah. * You left them behind, didn't you? * Just as you left us... * Begone. ==================== obj_npc_musical_door ==================== * (You were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly...) * (Not really.) * (You just can't carry that many.) ============== obj_npc_police ============== * Haha... DARK WORLD?? * Hahahaha... seriously!? Hahahaha!! * NGAAAHahahahahahahah!!! * H-HEY, WAIT!!!! * NGAAHHHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!! * Looks like I gotta go recapture those criminals... * Hey, by the way, that yellow glasses lady. * Is she your teacher? * She kinda had an accident earlier with her, uh, bike. * Just wanted to make sure she was feeling better. * So, uh... give her this! * (You got a heart-shaped box of candies that says "Get Well Soon".) * (It has "to your bike" hastily scrawled underneath the Get Well Soon.) * LOOK, "GET WELL SOON"S ALL THE STORE HAD!! * OPEN IT AND I'LL ARREST YOU!! LOOK!! * I'LL EVEN PUT A NOTE ON IT!!! * NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! I GOTTA GO!! * (You got the previously described box of candy with a note on it.) ===================== obj_npc_room_animated ===================== * Would you be interested in trying some of our many 24 Pezza Flavors? * We've got Normal, * Cheese, * Ice, * Gravy, * Double Ice, * Peeperoniss, * And more! * Stop on down at ICE-E's PEZZA! * Psst, can I tell you a mascot secret? I only started working here because... * The logo made me think it was an ice-cream shop... * But I ended up really loving my job! And my co-workers, too! Heehee! * ICE ME UP! * ICE ME UP, BOSS!!! * (Oh, God, someone's actually here...) * Uhhhh... * Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA. * ... * ... H... Hey! * Hey, wait a second! * I recognize you! * I like the vibe of the waitresses here. * Maybe I should sign up, too... * ... Nah, serving drinks wouldn't really suit a fire elemental. * If I got nervous, I'd just melt all the ice. * What if I just served coffee? * Nah, that sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen... * WOO!!! Catti!! You go, girl!!! * Show those customers who's boss, little lady!! * Kick their toosh!! Woo!!! Beat them down!! You got this!! * (It's a boombox.) * (It's playing clubs music.) * Oh boy, oh boy!! I'm Trashy!! Haha!! * I bet I'm gonna make a lot of new friends!! * Oh!! I nearly forgot!! This is where I cook!! * You cook everything in a giant witch's pot...? * Of course! Cauldron-cooking is very convenient! * Okay, now make a chocolate one! * Why don't we go upstairs first? * How 'bout a strawberry cake as a room-warming gift? * There's a slice of cake in your fridge, Susie! * But it's not cauldron-fresh! * Damn, I was just directing traffic as normal... * When a little dog drove one of those toy cars... * Into the middle of the street and started doing donuts! * In the chaos, all the cars in town got jammed up!! * Thankfully, no one was hurt... but... * Ordinary citizens like you gotta get outta here! * I've got some heavy lifting to do!!! * Don't interrupt me when I'm lifting!!! * THE PIZZA'S SAUCE IS BOILING RED. * BURBLING, BURNING LIKE MY BLOOD YEARNS FOR BATTLE!!! * HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! * I, THE WARRIOR, SHALL SHOW IT THE WIZARD'S FIST!!! * PUT ME IN, COACH!!! * PUT ME IN!!! * (It's violently protecting the jail.) * (It's Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks) * (From search query: how to use magic) * (It's two pixellized Toriels playing the piano.) * (From search query: video game piano tutoriel) * (It's a VHS explaining how to install video game piano.) * (From search query: video game piano tutorial) * (It's a jelly in the shape of various knives.) * (From search query: sharpest kitchen knife jello) * (It's a calendar with college vacation circled.) * (From search query: summer vacation college when.) * (It's a copy of an online skateboarding game.) * (From search query: cool skatebord game online) * (It's a skateboarding game but the AI is cheating. It's impossible to win.) * (From search query: cool skateboard game online CHEAT) * (It's a vacuum-powered book.) * (From search query: LOSERS!!!! THIS LIBRARBY SUCKS!!!!) * (Seems to be a somewhat glitched out hologram.) * (From search query: FJFIrejirioEUEUROEI4378789) * What are we cleaning up for, you ask? * We don't know. A parade, perhaps? * A large event is going to happen in the streets later. * We were told to make room for something BIG... *Yo! How's it hangin'? *We're making some extra money by selling in the city! *We gotta make those bucks somehow!! Heheh!! *Gotta buy new gear!! Gotta get new kicks!! I wanna be a car. *Good thinkin', K_K! Gotta have a way to get around! Honk! Honk! *K_K's always got it right! That's why he's second-in-command! *... who's first? Huh? I'm not the leader? Can I be third? *Did you like the big statue? Building it sucked! Took a lot of scrap. *The other job we did was way better! It was big. *It's gonna blow your mind! It was big. * Young masters! Thank you for such a wide space to clean! * The people here have such clean hearts as well. * (Sukkiri.) * It's nice to make friends that like good clean fun! * (Sukkiri.) * Uh-huh, uh-huh! I wonder if she'll be back... * 'ey boss! We're just reminiscing about fighting you! *Sorry, I'm out of bagels. Don't you have 400!? I had 406. *Then why can't you sell anymore?! *What if someone asked for 400 bagels? *Sorry, I'm out of bagels. * Having a wide-open space is great for us kids. * Sometimes it's good to get your freak out. * And sometimes... It's bad to get your freak out. * M-m-mouse!! * And it's n-not wearing a wig!! * Thanks for the help. We'll open up the EAST dining hall now. * (Ouch, ouch) * The mouse can't get me up here!! * Even if the (ouch, ouch) stove is burning my feet! * (Ouch, ouch) * How do I get down from here? * Oh me, oh my! The kitchen is infested with... vermin!!! * I knew we should have properly finished dumping all the cheese in that alleyway! * Queen's making us prepare a massive feast for her upcoming guests. * ... I wonder if people can really eat platters, though. * Queen told us to take out the garbage. * I'd never seen a garbage that big before. * Except for the dancing garbage that lives in the trash heap. * It was a horrible statue, but the execution was very good. * I would give it 2 stars... * One to cover each of the nipples. * It's in a better place now. Really, where!? * Oh boy, oh boy! I'm Trashy! * Did you know about adjusting your INVENTORY? * Trashcans like me can HOLD all sorts of things. * Just like your STORAGE, if you get more than 12 ITEMs! * Uh... yeah, not now dude. * It was sort of an emotional moment... * Oh... Oh, that's okay...~1 * Oh hell, is that Nubert over there!? * No time for this guy. * You can hold a lot more in your STORAGE, you know. * But, you won't be able to use it during BATTLE. * Check it and make sure you have what you need! * ... is what I wanted to say, but it already got said. * A funny little guy was looking for you to the WEST. * He was muttering something about deals... * Some funny-looking guys have gathered to the WEST. * They were muttering something about muttering something about deals... * I'm Trashy... * I can't tell you how many of these I've cleaned up. * It's not so bad, I like cleaning. * I wish there was someone that liked cleaning as much as me. * (Sukkiri...) * All the shopkeepers went to the trash dump. * So I thought I might steal something, but these items are pretty bad... * Feels like I'll get ripped off even if I don't pay... * The wires... the wires... * ... * Everyone was... * ... * I keep ending up in this situation... * Can't say I'm a fan.... Or can I? * (Looks like it's completed its migration.) * Oh boy, oh boy! Looks like you're almost at the END... * Did you RECRUIT everyone...? You might wanna check! * You didn't RECRUIT me. * But I'll be in your TOWN... *This town's great! *Just, wish everyone else was here, too... *Yo, chief. If you recruit enough fans for us, *We might be able to make our music shop again... *Hey, we might even give you a discount! *Ya hear that, chief? Keep up the recruiting... *I got to keep my box. ============ obj_npc_room ============ * The gash weaves down as if you cry. * It's a red wagon with a rusty birdcage in it. * Looks like it's seen quite a few crashes. * It's a birdcage. When the door's closed, there's no escape. * (It's Chairiel, the beloved living room chair.) * (It's just a dummy.) * (You're all hugged out.) * (It's a mannequin dressed in poor taste.) * Without trees, I must gain nutrients by eating clothes... * Such is the way of the worm. * I'm a worm. I don't understand taxes and values. * Mr. Society left, didn't he... Hm. * I reckon I knew'n this would'n happen... * It's not'n no fault of yours. * He'll'n be back one day. * Whoa, horsies. You've'n brought us to a great new place. * We'll'n be puttin' our own elbow grease into fixin' it, too. * Well'n, maybe not elbow'n grease. That's gross. * Nostril grease? * It's not'n no fault of yours. * He'll'n be back one day. * We'll'n be tryin' our best too. Greasily. * We're'n building up the area to be a bit'n more board-like. * The ponmen'll be happy, too. * (Looks like it costs money just to have a free sample.) Don't yell that from across town!! Hey Lancer!! Hi Susie!! * Wh... who did this to my mannequin!? * A-as your prince, I... I demand someone fix this!! * ... * Umm, is... is anybody listening...? * I was listening~! * (If Noelle was here...) * (She'd probably dress it up like a Christmas tree.) * (... Huh? Why am I thinking that, anyway?) * This place is a great deal!! All kinds of new customers!! * Want a free sample? Just $4.99 to try a bite of these clothes!! * So Ralsei, you're not gonna put your hat back on? * Why? Did I look cuter before? * Uhhhh, NO, I just mean... * You... you think I look cuter now? * It was just NICER seeing LESS of you! You're making me blush! * Hurry the hell up, Kris. * Longer you take, longer I gotta spend with THIS weirdo. * If you're bored, Susie, we could crochet some team scarves... * Wait, "Kro-shay?" Isn't that the, uh, game with the hammer? * Er... it's like knitting. * Alright. Long as I get to use the hammer. * ... * ... * ... so the hell were you hugging that Ralsei Statue? * Let Kris do what they want, Susie! Also, it's not a statue? * The hell you even have a Ralsei statue anyway? * Susie wants to practice hugging too? KRIS HURRY UP ALREADY! * Oh! Let us take your coat! * And put it in the TOILET! HA! * ... which, we don't even have. * Please try the baseballs~! * Yeah! Eat so many you CHOKE! * ... do they eat sports? * Then we can all play Twister~! * Just stay OUT OF OUR WAY! * ... we lose even by ourselves. * Were you invited? * YOU WEREN'T!!! * You DID hurt us... * Awkward... * You wanna REMATCH!? * You'd better leave... * I'm the first party member. * I'm in charge of the DPS. * (Dancin' Party Soundtrack.) * (Hathy is the second party member. It's the healer.) * (She was in charge of catering the party.) * (Unfortunately the cake she commissioned was destroyed in a field somewhere.) * (That's a risk that one always runs when ordering a cake.) * I love reading books. * Especially the books upstairs. * You should really. * Read them! * I love reading books. * Especially... * The books. * Hey short-stuff. * Why would YOU possibly need to talk to the mayor? * Your allowance too low? * Ate too much candies? * Lost your frisbee in the wash? * Hey, short-stuff... * That's what the cops are for. * What? Don't talk to you like you're a "kid?" Fine... * If you need someone to change your diaper, go ask the Cop's. * I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * The mayor is busy right now. * If you need to see her, please try causing some terrible crisis. * I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * Are you here to complain about your teacher? * If you don't like her, please blame your mother for getting her hired... * The mayor's charisma is about zero. * No, it's negative. * But she works hard and has a good track record, so she runs unopposed. * Thaaaaaat's politics. * Rarely. * Not only does she act icy, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast. * That chill I feel... is... * Is this what politics feels like? * Oh, I'm sorry. You're looking for the mayor. * She's very, very busy preparing for the festival. * Well well. If it isn't the teens. Our beloved "rats of the city." * You wanna get into Politics? Heh. * You better graduate from Diaper School first. * That's what I did. And look at me now. * I don't even work here. * This Briefscase, is full of Diapers. Or, to the Pro's, "Diaps." * You're gonna have to level up to understand a Man's World. * That bald guy keeps trying to show me something from his briefcase. * Is it a bribe...? I'm really deep into politics now... * ... * You're alive. * ... * Nice. * ... * ... * I'm working. * ... * This uniform's... * Mandatory. * Uh, we'll take the special, and do you have any edible glitter...? * The youngest one won't eat anything if it doesn't look like treasure... * In a pinch, sprinkles will work, too... * Don't be a stranger now, alright, hun? * Hey there! * Haven't seen you in a while, hun. * I remember, back on Sundays, after service... * You and your family would come in and order the special. * 'Course, things happened, and then... * Y'all... * Stopped comin' together. * But every Sunday, you and your brother'd still come in. * He'd order you a hot chocolate... * And you two'd sit down at that table in the corner... * ... drawin' shapes in the window with your breath. * ... * You must really miss him, huh? * ... Here, how about this? * (Kris got the Hot Chocolate.) * On the house, hun. * ... You know, I'd give you a hot chocolate on the house... * ... But it looks like you've got enough things already. * Take it easy, okay, hun? * So, for you two girls, that'll be the crepes, a cinnamon latte... * Two bunny parfaits, and... a piece of firewood...? * And, how would you like that firewood done? * Dude, remember when we used to skip the first hour of class to come here? * YOU were fine, but I almost had to repeat the year 'cause of it... * Those crepes were MAD worth, though! Delinquency is the best condiment! * Dude, if we didn't bring Gerson our leftovers, I bet I would have failed HARD... * Looking at my rugged body, you must wonder what kind of secrets I hold... * My secret is, I put all my leftover pancakes in this giant hat. * Whew! * I sure love PANCAKE! * Ice Wolf does not like ice in drink. * Ice Wolf likes ice... * ... to BE drink! * Ice Wolf also like ice-themed mascots. * Catti's family is always asking when her next shift is... * So they can come in and cheer her on. * Never seen anything like it, but it's kind of nice, isn't it? * How you doin', hon? * ... what? Sorry, couldn't hear you over the noise. * Hey hon, how did you like the hot chocolate? * ... well, I'm gonna take it that means you enjoyed it. * Take it easy, okay? I'm sure your brother will be back in no time. * Catti's, My friend. And. * I support my friends, through thick, and thin. * Long, and short. Cold, and hot. * Whatever shape, the world takes, I'll be there. * Life is a big, ballgame, * And when the man is on the field. * He does a big dunk. * Try, to be that dunk. * Our little Catti, she's doin' us proud. * Workin' hard. Supportin' us. * Servin' us pickles, terrifyin' us with their shape, * Tryin' to get us to leave. * Proud of her. * My favorite meal? Gotta be the catfood pancakes! * And the fish with bones that looks like it's from a cartoon. * To tell you the truth, I thought this was the post office... * But by the time I realized... I'd already sat down... * I'm not hungry, so I've just been telling the waitress I'm still deciding for... * ... a few hours now. How am I supposed to get out of this one!? * I don't know if you noticed, but I've been getting stronger. * You could say I'm bulking up for the winter. * Oh boy! I love BULKING. * This guy next to me, he's really bulked up. I admire that. * I don't know if you do that, bulking up for the winter... * H-How am I supposed to get past this blue lady...!? * I'm stuck!! * I-I guess I should just run away... * Police Chief Undyne is supposed to be directing traffic... * But all she's doing is standing in the middle of the street yelling "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!" * She's the best, huh!? * I feel really directed!!! * Traffic's moving at a snail's pace. * I love snails. Could today get any better!? * Wow, my first traffic jam!! * I can't help but feel a sense of pride... * I heard a dog was doing "donuts" so I sped over here. * But I just learned "Donuts" is actually the name of a special attack for cars. * Why is my life stuck in a loop of doughy disappointment...? * My life, like a donut, is stuck in a loop of doughy disappointment... * (Looks like a car.) * (Looks like a car.) * (There is even a man inside this one.) * (He waves at you happily.) * Yo, Kris! * You survived Susie, haha! * I mean, I never saw her beat anyone up, but, uh, I'd be careful. * Like, one time me, Snowy, and Jockington were playing handball, * And she just kept creepily watching us from the corner. * Then, when the ball rolled over to her she just, uh, froze solid... * ... and kicked the ball as hard as she could, right into Officer Undyne's car! * Then, Undyne came out, smiling, cracked her knuckles, and totally wiped us at handball... * Anyway, Susie sucks, Kris, haha. * Yo, Kris, you look kind of annoyed. * Everything OK? * You can calm down now, dude! Susie's not here, haha! * ... Huh? * You look even more annoyed... * HOOH!! * You're lucky, Kris!! * You got to miss class with Alphys! It's not fair! Ha ha ha! * If I skipped class, my dad'd never let me hear the end of it!!! Ha ha ha!!! * ... That's actually not even remotely funny. * This is a great parking place! * I can see myself settling down here... * Home is where the car is! * I just wanna go home, but I'm still stuck in a traffic jam... * ... even though it's only one other person... * That's the trouble with cars. * If you wanna do donuts, you have to be prepared for jam! * You kids came out of the library, didn't you? Studying... How wonderful. * Personally, I hate libraries, but... * Libraries are outdated. We have things like newspapers now. * Hey neighbor-beighbor! When's yah brother Doug gonna come by? Huh huh huh! * My girls'd love to see him! He's a sweet little man! * He's just got one problem... * He doesn't like my wife's cookin'! * What's wrong, Douglas? * You don't like frozen cat food? Huh huh huh! * Can't blame yah brother for leavin' town. * He's out there, gettin' a big brain in the big school. * Hope when he becomes a big shot, he remembers us little guys down the street. * Eatin' oranges and gettin' our stomachs pumped. * Ribbit, ribbit. * (I sometimes hear beautiful singing from that house over there.) * (How eerie... could it be a ghost?) * Ribbit. * (That would make sense. A ghost lives there.) * My brother's too old to take for a walk anymore... hm... * I'm aimless... wish I had someone to whip me into shape. * I wanted to buy flowers, but the store's closed. * The door around back's unlocked, but I don't think I should go in... * I saw a bed through the back window... Wonder what the deal is. * I'm not Jerry. I'm Terry. * I'm super cool. * I totally DON'T have to go to the bathroom. * Oh!!! Terry!! Say it again!! * Say you don't have to go to the bathroom again!! * Nothing like admiring the great paint job, me and my bro did on our church. * .... missed a spot. * We tried to play baseball, but that kid kept dancing in the middle of the lot. * I... don't feel like there's any way to stop him... * If I can't stop him... Should I join him? No... no. * Oh, it's you. * Are you here to play the piano again? * The patients can't hear it well from here, but I personally enjoy it. * Sometimes the police chief comes in to play the piano. * Her playing is nice, but when she starts singing... * We have to ask her to leave. * Hmmm... you usually play the piano a bit more... beautifully. * Is everything OK? * You DO seem a little sick... * Here to make an appointment...? * Nah, just here to hang out. * ... I see. * Should I pencil you in for hanging out? * Nothin' better than hangin' at the lake with my best bro... * Watchin' the waves go by... * ... * ... true. * Wow, my co-worker seems so energetic lately!! * I don't know what's happened, but.... * Seeing him happy makes me happy too!! * Oh!!! A customer!! Would you like a blue soft-serve!? * Double-Ice pizza... great! * Ice Wolf, big customer! * ... Ice Wolf, maybe only customer. * Ice Wolf, thinks ICE-E is cute. * Ice Wolf, big fan... * oh..... jailbreak.... * i'll sound the alarm.... * i made the jailbreak alarm my mixtape... * it's a nice beat to study or relax to while you escape from prison * (oh no.... i accidentally ended up as a police officer...) * (oh no.... i can't quit because my cousins are relying on me...) * oh... hey... * don't do anything illegal... please... * oh... sorry... did i intimidate you too much... * oh.... * it's ok to do a little crime sometimes. * like if you eat candy off the floor... * even after 5 seconds... * i won't arrest you. * Yea i'm tha sicko that looks at all the milks to find the best expiration date * You got something about it? * Don't talk to me unless you want to look at milk * Can your family not come in here when I'm looking at milk * Sometimes the hoofed girl comes here, * Opens the freezer door... * Then stands in front of it, lost in thought. * Guess she really likes the cold. Or waffles. * Lancer!! Hey, Lancer!! How you feeling!? * (huff, puff...) One-hundred percent, my purplish pal! * Uhh, you sure? You're breathing kinda heavy. * Haha! Just a little winded from jumping from Kris's POCKET! * Feel free to clown around town. I'll be in your ITEMs! * No idea what you mean, but, sure. * Susie, Susie! Can you carry me on your back? * Susie, Susie! Can you carry me on your back again? * Heh, sure! If you can stay on when I'm at full speed! * Wow!! The Susie-train!! Castle Town's most exciting attraction!!! * ... * YOU AND KRIS STOP FORMING A LINE!! * Lancer, you aren't gonna believe how sick my room is! * A room as sick as you?! Woah!! I want to see!! * I'll keep digging holes until I reach your room!! * Uhh, it's got a door, y'know. * A door!? Wow, peachboy, you went all out!!! * This is the best room ever!!! * How'd you know what I like?? * Err, I just sort of, had a hunch... * The quasimodo of kindness, people!! * I love that my floor is full of holes! * (I'm Goulden Sam.) * (This is a nice prison!) * We're still behind bars for some reason, but it's OK! * We've grown to love this hellish place, where we dress as animals! * (We decided to dress as kings. It's cultural exchange.) * (It's dozens and dozens of bath bombs.) * (From search query: diy bath bomb) * (It seems to have been overloaded by shovel requests.) * (This is known as a Dozens and Dozens of Shovels attack.) * Look, I know what you're thinking. * And NO, the skateboard game doesn't work on this. * (Susie's computer.) * (Doesn't seem compatible with the skateboard game.) * (It's a painted egg... It's warm.) * (From search query: can harboil eggs hatch) (Why are you using that face now?) * You think it would torch the other side?~1 * Hey Kris, if you blasted flames down this horn thing... * (Susie's talk tube thing. Looks a bit bigger for her larger head.) * I heard the rollercoasters are undergoing maintenance. * That's a pain because it's our only form of public transit. * Are the roller coasters still broken? Too bad. * I keep petitioning for a public merry-go-round, but... * Yes. The teacup ride is privately owned. * There was some ex-famous guy, some salesman-lobbyist-type... * He was afraid of clowns, so he kept it from happening. Advertisements now only $9.99! * We are Addisons! All we do is advertise!! * This is an advertisement too! * Don't like advertisements? Block ads for only $9.99! * Change your mind? Bring them back for only $9.99! * Spamton? ... Haven't heard that name in a long time. * Spamton? ... We don't talk about that around here. * I wanted to buy something... * But I think all of the shopkeepers went to the trash dump... * That's a shame... I wanted to get ripped off. * Since everyone else got plugged they're a lot more agreeable. * It's nice. * Pretty much everyone else is a Werewire now. * Kind of wondering if I'm holding everything back... * I'm not even sure I would make a good Werewire. * Hey, got any way to deal with crushing, existential dread? * Asking for a friend. * A friend that looks, and sounds, exactly like me. * Ah, you two don't look together! * Can I interest you in some brand new Divorcing Shoes...? * Ah, you three look together! How about some marriage shoes? * Spamton? ... No idea who you're talking about. * Buy! Buy! Buy! We're sold out! Buy! * Spamton? ... We don't talk about that around here. * (It's a bit scary moving to a new place. But, as a ball...) * (There's nothing to sphere except sphere itself.) * (With this windfall, I've ceased to be spherical.) * (Nubert... you're one-of-a-kind.) * Prince Ralsei, I will keep your hat a-racked until you need it! * Until then, please allow me to pretend to be a wizard! Hi-ya! * Ho ho!! Who is this guy!! He's scary!! * Nubert's had a wild ride. Time to settle down. * Give my riches to the weak... * Ah! Thou hast Transplantedeth us to Thine Castle Towne... * And, Trulye, a maginificenth Towne of Castles, it art! * But ho! Hmmm... Something art... Lackingth, it Feeleth. * Couldth thou guys... Perhapsth... * Bringe in an Evil Rulere.... Or some Thinge...? * Lancer hath benounced me "Vice Fathere..." * Forthhence, I do All the Cookinge and Cleaninge. * Perhapsth, I shouldst seeketh a New Employere... * Oho. Welcome to ~1Town! * Or so I heard it's called. * Oho. Welcome home. * Things have changed again here in ~1Town! * Come to think of it, * Welcome to me too! Haha! * I think we're gonna like living here! * This is a dream that grows with love and care. * Don't be afraid to dream! * Ha ha! That's right! They took so long on their turn... * What!? A horned girl? I never got to see her! * This guy always seems like he's enjoying life more than me. * Maybe it's because he's a higher level...? * Is this guy seriously sucking up to you already? Even though you hurt us? * He could at least wait until later today! * (Seems like Hathy likes this place.) * (She hopes you'll like it too.) * (Seems like Hathy likes this place.) * (You feel an aura of forgiveness...) * (Seems Hathy likes this place.) * (She hopes you'll find enough beds to inspect.) * (You'll lose your bed inspector title if you don't inspect enough beds.) * (Hathy's happy to see so many new faces.) * (Happy's hathy.) * It's a clean start for us here! * (Sukkiri...) * Thanks for getting rid of Queen! * ... yeah, this form is much cooler, so I'm keeping it... * Thanks to you, commander, we've been liberated! * I hereby declare today National Ham Sandwich Day of Independence! * Wh... what a wonderful place... thank you... * This town, not that restaurant. It looks weird. I'm not going in... * Bow bow. * (I'm bjust a block.) * (I don't bget it.) * (Did bwe go somebwhere?) * I... thought you were racing? * Yeah! I wanna be the egg!! * You won't get through your teen years without at least one Egg. * Hey, boss! I'll have a Dark Candy Starfait! * (Hathy is going to order a heart-foam latte.) * Lemonade? ... Please. * (Looks like it wants to osmose some flavorful cubes.) * (Looks like it wants to be dabbed with rubbing alcohol.) * Everything tastes better with a normally-shaped body! * Boss...? You're treating me...? Oh, you shouldn't have! (smile) * (Head Hathy drinks an ice tea in silence...) * Good evening, boss. Today's meal is Crisped #E23D28. * It's been deep-fried with the finest JPEG artifacting... * I hope it suits your palette... er, palate. * Boss, this Cafe is so unrefined. So plain. * Why don't we make it into an animal cafe? * ... you can be one of the animals, too, boss. * (Seems well behaved.) * (Seems well behaved.) * RIKO RIKO! * Oh, it's quite a wonderful town, really. Thank you! * ... so... why am I alone here? * A bit of self-reflection, I suppose. * I do realize I was quite a coward before... * So... I wanted to say... well... * I STILL AM!!!! * My cards, I cannot handle society! * For now, I'll be living at the top of this cliff! * When I'm ready to meet society again, I will be back! * Thank you, thank you for the wonderful home! I will NOT use it! * Thanks a lot for the lovely city. * It's nearly as good as the one I made in Minecrap. * I need to mine ten-hundred blocks of Bubsidian to make my dog 3 colors. * ... I like being like this. * Don't tell anybody. * These animals are stray...? * No, they are practicing a special loneliness style. * ... Just like me. * Lone wolves have to stick together. * Train at the party dojo? Ha... * We will make our own dojo... for introverts. * ... I've been training. * ... Don't ask what I've been training, though. * ... are you impressed...? * Wow, our house is a dojo?! Makes me wanna FIGHT... (Can't we go to sleep?) * It's a PARTY every day! And I'M the oldest! (We're the same age...) * Who's that tall-dark-and... Kinda creepy person!? You mean the... Werewire? * Their neck just looks so...fluffy~ So!? Like I care!? * (She wants to rub her face in it...) * He he he... Looks like fighting wasn't in the cards for us. * Lucky for you... Just hope you don't meet my friends! * (Looks like it won't forgive you for sparing it...) * (Unless you can beat it in a fight.) * Finally a dojo for people that are normal-shaped * I will train my self for the tournament * My power level is falling behind the others * All I can do now is gasp and comment on the battle * Looks like you got past Nubert's forcefield. * Nubert doesn't know how that forcefield got there. * But it's Nubert's forcefield. * As a prize, have Nubert's treasure. * Nubert doesn't know what's inside. * But Nubert will give it to you. * That's Nubert's treasure. * Remember. You're just borrowing it. * Forever. * All my friends turned into Werewires, but it's no big deal. * I've been on Queen's side since the beginning, so I'm safe! * Complain about Queen, but she gets a lot done! * Heh, good luck figuring out which ride to take! * This right ride is the right one. * I love reading books. * Especially the books upstairs. * I love reading. * Especially books. * Thank you for your help. * I had gone up there to do a little house cleaning and got stuck. * ... * It's terrible... The butlers are all trapped in the cafe... * Queen is nowhere to be found, and... * With no one to defend it, a strange force has taken over the mansion! * Welcome to the 2F Dinner Party Section A. * Please help yourself to anybody's food. * Normally I'm terrified of mice, but it's OK because that one is wearing a wig. * I am Mousemillian. I stand leagues and inches above all the other mice. * Only Nubert remains above me still... * Only Nubert remains above me still... * (What have you done!?) * (You gave the other mice $~1 during that puzzle!) * (At this rate, EVERY mouse is going to be wearing a wig...) * Nubert's movin' up in the world. * Yes! Yes! Queen is right! * Send error report! * Send error report! * Couldn't agree more! * Send error report! * Send error report! * Psst... Hey, it's me, the Hacker. No one figured it out but it's me. * Keep it on the download. * Psst... I'm the Hacker. Nobody figured it out yet but it's me. * There's an east treasure's hallway leading to BASEMENT on 1F... * Come down there and I'll help you crack the code. * This guy keeps telling everyone at the party he's a hacker. * I don't know what to do with this information. * There's supposed to be another guest here, but they're late. * They called and said something about blue checkmarks... * This downstairs table will be for our special guests. * There's a dinner party on the 2nd floor for everyone else. * Combined, we have enough seats for everyone in the world. * Everything here is tailored for you... right? * Ralsei, good luck. * Although you only joined us for minutes, we'll miss you. * (He seems to be well-taken care of.) * When are they gonna be done in there? * (The statue of Berdly is wedged in the toilet.) * (You glanced back at the bathroom door sign.) * (The sign has a silhouette of a Berdly statue.) * (Everything checks out.) * (No problem here.) * This is today's dinner entertainment. * I've heard it's called "The Birth of a Fountain." * What an elegant name. * How elegantly quixotic! * The QUEEN has been very interested in this video recently. * Where the KNIGHT creates the Fountain by its own hand... * Well, it's that and Cyber City's Funniest Home Videos. * We are often forced to star in those videos. * The KNIGHT created the FOUNTAIN, and this WORLD. * It might be even more powerful than Queen. * ... for now. * ... for now. * I came to support the rebels, but they aren't here. * ... Not really sure how I would support them, though. * I don't really want to eat bagels. * (It's a box.) * Don't look sad. You're never alone. * You got Nubert. * I'm Nubert. Everybody loves me. * That's why I live in the trash. * Nuelle, eh? Not a bad name, says Nubert. * ... e-everyone else has been... * S-save us, she's going to... * I was running from Queen's control plugs, and got stuck up here. * I'm... I'm too scared to go down the slide. * ... But you know what? Talking to you has increased my confidence! * I now have less social anxiety. * But, I'm afraid of slides. * You came back from pretty far just to talk to me. * That's really increasing my confidence. * I bet I could be a hit at parties... the slide? That's not happening. * Now that I think about it, I don't think I could go to parties. * Someone might put on a slideshow... * Recently, something called "Internet" is having an "outage". * Some say it was the secret to Queen's know-how. * Since then, it seems like she's become quite extreme... * I'm really only interested in cute digital cats. * I don't think the "Internet" has anything to do with that! * I like cats the best, but I heard "Poppup" is cute, too. * What? It's considered a household pest? No way... * Next you are gonna tell me that mice are vermin! * Lightners! I haven't seen many of you recently. * If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over this world. * I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this. * If you try to talk to me about politics, * We will have no choice but to cross swords... * Did Queen take over the world yet? I wouldn't know... * I'm not asking you to tell me. Actually, if you do, * We will have no choice but to cross swords.... * I heard there's a rebel team resisting Queen... * So far all I found are overpriced bagels... * Bagels, doughnuts ... * Why is it round dough is always so overpriced? *The hole is expensive! * I want to go back to the city, but the way is blocked... * I'm no country boy! Let me out of Cyber Field! * Cuisine is so unrefined out here in the (memory) sticks. * The way to the city is now open. * I think I'll stay in the countryside a bit longer though. * Everything is so naturally green here. * I'm charmed by the local music and flavors. * I really got used to the countryside. * Perhaps I'm just a farmboy at heart... * Plus, I haven't seen a single Poppup yet. * I heard this unassuming store is the rebel base... * But, I realized I don't really know how I would help them... * I don't really want to buy any more bagels... * Did you enjoy your room? * There was a mint under your electric cage... * Don't make a mistake, this is not a hotel. * Spamton? This used to be his room... * Though it's not like he used it, after a while. * Eventually, he just spent all his time in the basement... praying. * When things went downhill, he became obsessed with that artifact. * Maybe he thought it would give him another big break? * This mansion used to be a luxurious home for upper class citizens. * Your room? It belonged to a prestigious big shot... * Sadly, his name has been erased from the records... * The day he was to be evicted from the Queen's mansion, * I went to his room to check on him... * But he wasn't there. * There was only a phone hanging off the handle. * He must've left in the middle of a conversation, * Because I could still hear someone on the other end... * ... * But when I put the receiver to my ear... * There was nothing but garbage noise. * Even so, he only got more and more successful. * He moved into a luxurious room in the Queen's mansion... * He started bragging about big TV deals, big cars, big commercials... * But then things started to crack. * It seems like whatever was helping him... * Disappeared. * His sales dropped to zero... * And everything came crashing down. * Suddenly, he got really good at his job. * The clicks started piling up... * What? What did he do? * Why did HE deserve this? * We were all so jealous of him, * We stopped going out with him. * I mean, wasn't he a big shot? * He didn't need us anymore, did he...? * He started to get a little desperate. * I heard he started looking for any way to become more popular. * Somehow, he made the right phone call, and found someone. * Or, was he... found BY someone? * They must have been helping him, because suddenly, * He was on the phone all the time... * Night after night, when we all went to the same cyber grill, * He'd shoot his mouth about making it big someday. * "You just watch!" * "Someday, * I'm gonna be a big shot!" * He was... Like the rest of us. * Just... a little unlucky. * For some reason, his products never seemed to hit... * ... and the Lightners never even looked his way. * ... Poor guy. * I wonder what we did wrong... The forcefield is still up. * I'm retiring from hacking the main frame. * I decided to use my powers for the good of society. * I'm going to reverse engineer the code to Super SMashing Fighters. * So I can put my favorite cartoon characters into the game. * Hacking is hard work. Whoof. I need to drink a jpeg of water. * (He's using the app that lets you drink water from your phone.) * I saw you stand up to Queen! That was amazing! * I'll definitely become a Werewire if you can just free me! * I was fishing for lost pottery in the acid when I found this photo. * Please take a look. * U-umm, it sure is a nice photo... * Susie, do you want it for your room? * The hell would I want this for!? * Kris, you look nice in this one! * Hahaha!! That's awesome, Kris! * Please do not race the pottery. * Yes, we see you. You are the master of balance. * (Kris, don't take too long, okay?) ============ obj_npc_rudy ============ * 'Sides, your dad ain't much without his main man!~1 * Yeah he... had to ask the store guy for free pickles. * Dammit man! You know I would give you free pickles! * I'll kick that store guy's bony little ass! * Yeah, me too! * We'll make him into a goddamn xylophone! ============ obj_npc_sign ============ * You can't read these symbols... * Or maybe it's the handwriting. BottomLeft RightTop MidMid Right BottomMid rightmid BottomMid leftmid BottomMid * ENEMY - AT 1 DF 1 * Susceptible to Brainshock. * (It's ~1 flower, protected in a container...) * (It's your dad's truck.) * (The floor of the front seat is littered with old papers and country CDs...) * (Closed!) * (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Damnit, my fingers won't fit through the holes.) * (It's your mom's van.) * (It's a beaten bike.) * (The horn looks like it might give a honk of despair.) * We're the infamous dog-burgulars, The Wet-Nose Bandits. * (We were getting ready to sneak into that big house over the holidays...) * When we were attacked from the shadows, by something MERCILESS! * (Fearing for our lives, we all ran right into Officer Undyne's warm, loving arms...) * And she suplexed us all into the snow with our tails hanging in the air. * (Now we're in jail, but at least we're alive...) * Plus, that nice ghost keeps giving us incorporeally low-calorie treats. * (Then we all howl holiday songs together. Ooo ooo ooo.) * (Make Dog Marriage, not Dog Jail!) * HEY!!! TALK TO ME FROM THE FRONT!!! * NO SIDE-TALKING TO YOUR SUPERIORS!! * (You can't pro game while facing this direction.) * (Looks like this Gamer's Paradise has become a Gamer's Hell.) * (This maybe isn't the best thing in your room.) * Heheh, jealous of my cool statue, Kris? * Huh? What? No, it's not me, it's just cool! * (It's a Susie-like statue.) NO TOUCHING MY DOLL WHEN I'M NOT HERE!! * So, uh... this was in the gift you gave me. * ... the hell did you have this, Kris? * Oooh, can I make it a little dress? * Susie, if you don't want it, Kris would take it! * When did I say I was gonna give it away!? * (It's a doll. Visually, it resembles Susie.) * Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? * Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. * I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity. * "Eureka!" * Is what I will say. Now go. * Ah, Kris. Don't distract me while I'm deep in thought. * If only I could Alt+Tab away from you in real life... * If only Lesser Dad was here to help! * He's a regular Puzzle Pagliacci! * Uh, you mean like, a genius? * No, he's more like a sad clown. * Hurry up, Kris. I don't wanna look at Berdly. * This puzzle... I think I got it on the download... * I just need to datamine the answers from the console... * The answer's in the code... * (All he's managed to do is get a child's toy to play a beep version of nursery rhyme music) * Kris, leave the controls alone! * If you get sweat on the controls, it's, * It's going to eat up my inputs! * So just, let me solve this! * What a bird-brain, right, Lancer? * Hoho! Yeah! All of his body parts are bird ones! * Lancer, tell Kris our sick scheme. * So... when we make track jackets... * I'm making his a different color! Hoho! (cough) I'm as brittle as a biscuit! * Alright, we had our laughs. Hurry up, Kris. * Lancer's getting... weak. * K-Kris... you... * Kris, YOU know how skilled I am at puzzles, right!? * Tell her!! TELL HER about the puzzle I solved! * Th-then... we can... how about we... * Have her go in the other room, and, solve it, together? * Fine! G... Go ahead and listen to SUSIE, Kris! * SUSIE! Are you hearing that?! Y-you... * You'll be a laughingstock, do you realize that, Kris!? I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! * C'mon, Kris! Just cover up the whole square thing! * QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! * That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- * Uhh, who is that guy? * I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! * Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah," * Hurry up. Lancer's getting pale. * (cough) But I like pails! * I went to the store, and they needed a signature, to use a credit card, * But, when I tried to encrypt my signature, * By drawing random squiggles, * They didn't like that. * Can't even cross the street without getting my ass kicked. * I love the city. * We are basically supposed to be part of Queen's Army. * But, until she takes over the world, we still have to work. * Living as a salary man... * Maybe I was assimilated before I got controlled...? * Next Up Is My CD Of Vintage Hard Disk Noises * (Kris, please hurry...) * (It's a mannequin with a dress on it.) * (The lever is stuck.) * (The lever is stuck.) * (Pulling this lever releases a swan boat.) * (You thought about releasing a ton of swans to clog the river...) * (Aww, are they reminiscing about our ride...?) * A giant hand... * Sure would be nice to be pet by something like that! * (Looks like a certain bird is having a ride on the acid river.) * (There's a book here about preventing backtracking.) * (There's a book here about secret passageway construction.) * (It's a familiar-looking statue.) * (It's a cybernetic bookshelf.) * (There is a book here about shortcuts that open up later.) * Hey, what are those metal people shapes in the cupboard. * ... like, uh, handcuffs for a little guy's whole body? * Hahaha! Those are for gingerbread, Susie. * Gingerbread men... and gingerbread monsters, of course. * ... Gingerbread monsters, huh...? Cool. * Gingerbread... sounds like something Noelle would like. * Hm? ... Noelle? * Uh, nothing. * Hm, hm... * ... * (She's sneaking sugar right out of the bag...) * Susie? * Wh-what? * My pie, my rules. * G-got it. * Kris, no sneaking ingredients until you wash your hands. * (Don't worry, Kris. I'll sneak stuff instead.) * Kris, your deep concern for me... is dextrose. * But stay sanguine, my fellow bluebird. * I'll find some way to help you yet! * Kris... such insistence. Sorry but, I must turn you down. * I've chosen Susan's route, in the VN of life... * Ahh, Susan. Returned to feast upon my sprightly visage? * What? You look awful. * (Ah, such dere... is tsun, to my ears.) * What the hell are you saying? * (How about a kiss, for luck?) * Stop mumbling! * (A kiss for me, to change RNG?) * (It's a dumpster... seems like there's a pillow inside.) * DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee] * THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! * LOOKING FOR [Irresistable Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] * WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!] * TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]... * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * ~1 LEFT. * GET STRONGER! * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * ~1 LEFT. * (It's hard to see into the ice.) * (You became lost in the craftsmanship.) * (Of the boxes.) * Hell yeah, boxes. This is what it's about. * Kris, you were living it up without us, huh... * (You became lost in the craftsmanship.) * What is this!? Fahahahaha... * ... phew! * ... * ... * (Kris, can you stop looking at this?) * (You became lost in the craftsmanship.) * (Why do we have to look at it twice?) * (There's so much to look at here.) * (Kris!?) * (It's a work of art.) * (What part are you looking at?) * If I say I like it, will you stop looking at it? * Hey, isn't this thing just the best...? * (This statue seems to suck bad.) * KRIS!!!!!! * (There is no reason to look at this.) * (It's a dumpster. Looks like there's a pillow inside.) * (An invasive species of puzzle has taken over the room.) * (An invasive species of puzzle has taken over the room.) * (For some strange reason, a giant toilet-shaped toilet is blocking the way.) * I'm the Hacker. I'm going after the blue checksmarks. * Find 3 in the Cyber Field ahead, and I'll join your [City]. * You just look like the kind of folks who have a [Cool City]. * According to cyber, you found ~1 blue checksmarks out of 3. * 0, not bad for a beginner. Your "Checks Quest" is only beginning. * 1, the biggest prime number. Your "Checks Quest" is just started. * 2. Not bad for amateurs but you need to learn what the number "3" is. * Wow, I'm the Hacker and you found all 3 checkmarks! * You found 3 checkmarks?! Elite... I will now live in your city. * Maybe our cyber paths will cyber cross once more in Queen's Mansion. * In the meantime, let me show you the power of the blue checkmarks... * I just wanted to make a cool demoscene for you. * Now that I finished this I can show up all sorts of places. * (Pulling the lever back would undo the high-five.) * (You can't undo a high-five.) * (It's deteriorated from overuse.) * (The room has been razed by an invasive species of puzzle.) * (Dear guests, please note our mice WILL turn at every crossing.) * (Our vermin have been specially hand-picked for higher turning. Enjoy.) * (You considered dropping bath bombs inside, but there's no time.) * (Seems like the room is overflowing with shovels.) * (And, you don't have anything to dig through them with...) * (There's no way to dig out of this mess.) You mean a mom? * Susie, Kris! Toothpaste boy! * Queen is teaching me all sorts of things about being a bad guy. * She's like... How do I put this... * A third father to me. * A girldad, if you will... Peachboy Peachboy * Go outside and play, Peachboy! * Ralsei Will Soon Setup.EXE My Room For Me Upstairs * Do Not Worry * I Have A Long Spreadsheet Of Demands Ready Ha Ha * Though, Even If I Have An Awesome Room * Who Will Be There To Force To Enjoy It * ... * ... I Wonder How Noelle Is Doing Now * ... I Wonder How Noelle Is Doing Now Peachboy! Peachboy! * Welcome This Entire Castle Is Now My Room * U-umm, I was going to set up something upstairs. * Why I Already Have Everything I Could Ever Want * Friendship, Fans, And A Small Round Boy * Now Go And Play With Your Friends, Peachboy * Kris, Do Give Noelle My Regards * Any Leftover Regards You Can Give To Berdly * Woah, this statue rocks! * Hey, Ralsei, can we take this for my room? * Huh? Umm... th-that would be stealing... * (You stole the Susie-like Statue...) * (From the search 'is ice e real cryptid') * (It's a cross between ICE-E and something else...) * Hey Kris, take this for your room. * Umm, that would be stealing... * (You stole the ICE-E statue for some reason.) * (Room has been closed due to kitchen vermin.) * (Room has been closed due to haters.) * (Closed.) * (He doesn't seem to be awake.) * Sorry, the roller coaster is under construction. * Apparently, someone tried to use it anyway... * Oh, Kris! It's a spelling challenge... isn't that N-I-C-E? * Nah, more like they're F- U-N! * G-O-O-D-L-U-C-K-K-R-I-S! Goo Duckris? * Yeah, I see letters, I basically check out. * Always been annoying how much your hair smells like apples. * Never been easy not taking a bite in class... heheh. * The hell is that, a driver's license number? * Heh, can we use it and drive your mom's car? * Uhh, maybe we could make your mom's car cooler first. * I'm thinking, like... purple? With flames. * Kris, we'll stand here so you can spell freely! * Kris, spell a swear! * Umm, I... I don't think they can with these letters. * Oh. * ... wait, you checked? Umm, Kris, do your best! * Kris, please spell some nice words! * Heh, it would be funny if the puzzle, like... * It's actually missing the one letter you actually need. * Hey, stop pretending to write down what I say. * Heh, like to see Berdly try and solve that... * Hey, Kris, pretty sure you don't have to do this. * Uhh, perhaps this isn't a real word, Kris... * Yeah it is. It's ICE-E's catchphrase. * Huh? What's its meaning, then? * Uhh, I dunno, he just... rolls his eyes up, froths his mouth... * And... says it? * Or maybe... that's just the muscley guy at the store. * Kris, this looks like a strange word, but... * Even if it's not real, you can still have fun, right? * (You became lost in the craftsmanship.) * WOAH!!! YOU SAUCY LITTLE [Sponge] YOU! * DON'T BARGE IN WHEN A MAN IS [ch4nging Forms]! * ... WAIT! WAIT [ONE 2nd]! IS THAT MY [Esteem Custom3r]?! * THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LIL [Hochi Mama] * I AM LIVING [Big]! * SOON I'LL HAVE EVERY[One] IN THIS CITY EATING RIGHT OUT OF MY [$!$!]! * HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE NO ONE SEALS THE [Fountain] AROUND NOW. * HA HA HA! I SURE HOPE. I SURE HOPE. * KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING! * IT'S NOT MY JOB TO BE SOME KIDS' [Extra Boss]! * (It's locked.) * Hee hee hee... Shall I help you SAVE? * ... No, I shan't! I haven't the faintest idea what that is... * Hee hee hee...! * (The camera must be broken.) * (The treasure of air. Where three are one, place one to three.) * Perhaps it means we all have to enter one teacup? * ... well, I don't like doing it but it works. * (The treasure of air. Where three are one, place one to three.) * (It's a manhole.) * ... * Amazing So I Can Turn Your Castle Into My Mansion? * (W-Wait, that's not what I'm saying...) * Kris, the Fountain is waiting for you! =================== obj_omawaroid_enemy =================== You'll need TWO apples to stop ME! Wee-woo-wee-woo! Did you take your bullets today? Where there's a wee, there's a woo. Hey! Virus! You've gotta pay! You showed that virus, wee-woo! Have some free bullets! All in a day's work, wee-woo. This girl is so sweet... Let's give her free bullets! (That's the worst healing I've seen) (Is she charging for that?) * Ambyu-Lance is sucking up coffee out of a tall glass. * Ambyu-Lance puts a clown nose on to make you comfortable. * Ambyu-Lance is comparing the battle to a dentist visit. * Ambyu-Lance is making siren noises with its mouth. * Smells like isopropyl. * AMBYU-LANCE - If it doesn't find an accident, it'll make one! * Ambulance? Hell no. Like doctors even GET me! * (Susie told you to avoid getting hit by the ambulances!) * Noelle mutters to herself about saws and needles. * Noelle acted warmly towards Ambyu-Lance! * Needles aren't scary... medicine's important, you know? * Noelle muttered absentmindedly about hospital tools! * We'll use your service, friends! * (Ralsei encouraged you to get hit by the ambulances!) * Susie lies about how often she brushes and flosses! * Susie lies about her health! * Ralsei washes his hands for 60 seconds! * Ralsei washes his hands! * Noelle takes on and off her nurse hat really fast! =============== obj_onion_event =============== * Hey..... thought I told you... to come alone... * ... you know what, hell if I'm getting involved in this. * Hey Kris. So, uh... * Do you do weird stuff like this every day after school? ============== obj_overworldc ============== HP ~1/~2 LV ~1 $ ~1 LV ~1 HP ~1 / ~2 AT ~1 (~2) DF ~1 (~2) None Pencil Halloween Pencil Lucky Pencil Eraser Mech. Pencil Bandage Wristwatch WEAPON: ~1 ARMOR: ~1 MONEY: ~1 Since Chapter ~1 EXP: ~1 NEXT: ~1 * You bid a quiet farewell to the ~1. * You put the ~1 on the ground and gave it a little pat. * You threw the ~1 on the ground like the piece of trash it is. * You abandoned the ~1. * The ~1 was thrown away. * What Egg? * (You fumbled and caught them. You can't throw these away!) * (You didn't quite understand why...) * (But, the thought of discarding it felt very wrong.) =============== obj_pipis_enemy =============== * Pipis ~1 liked this! PIPIS - ''The Original'' An invasive species of freshwater clam. * Nothing happened! Ms. Pipis ================ obj_ponman_enemy ================ * The enemies became SLEEPY from Ralsei's lullaby! ================ obj_poppup_enemy ================ GOKARMASHI O INARY....? .....ASOBOH ......? ...OTANJOBY.. OMEDETOH...? This application is only supported by OS 2000. Click Here! Click Here! Click Here! Click Here! ...NEMMUY... NEED... LOOK... ME... ...HAPPI... * Poppup is begging you to click on a broken link with puppy dog eyes. * Poppup is preening its weird rubbery flesh. Liimo Berry PlayTime its tongue to be pressed in so it doesn't feel hunger anymore Scary Noise To Play With You In The Mystical Island Of Mysticisland Do Taxes At 7:44 AM Randomized String 1 * Poppup wants ~1 * Smells like tropical candy. * Poppup feels like it's been put upside down in a closet. * Poppup is popping with joy! * POPPUP - A rubbery mascot starved for attention. Click it and...? * You just kept clicking and clicking on ads!! * You unconsciously clicked on a popup about "monsters 4 humans" "in your area," * You unconsciously clicked on an ad for a video about making knives out of spaghetti. * You unconsciously clicked on a popup about demon summoning classes for teens. * The Poppups crashed! * Huh...!? That made another one!? * Press ~1 repeatedly to block the ads!! * Noelle got nervous and looked at the ground! * The enemies got shrivelled and TIRED from lack of attention! * Susie accidentally clicked on an ad featuring a flaming eggplant holding a chainsaw!! * Susie accidentally clicked on a picture of a steak. * It wasn't actually an ad, just a static image of a steak... * Susie missed clicking on an ad and ended up clicking on the word processor. * It got a virus somehow. * D... Damn!! They knew what I'd fall for!! * Ralsei moved to click on an ad with a bunny on it teaching you how to make friends... * ...and accidentally clicked on an ad of a machine gun that appeared over it! * ...but it was actually an ad for a company that demolishes buildings with bazookas! * Ralsei accidentally clicked on an ad for "lightners 4 darkners in ur area" and was mortified. * He deleted the browser shortcut on the desktop entirely... * ...but immediately felt guilty because he thought he had "deleted the entire internet". * I... I didn't mean to do it... I... I'm sorry!!! I repent!!! * Noelle misclicked on a link to buy How To Draw Dragons! * Noelle clicked on a link for creepy game glitch compilations! * Noelle clicked on a link for Hot Female Santas In Your Area! * Wh-what!? What did I do wrong?? =============== obj_queen_enemy =============== Shield (Protected) (Defenseless) Ah My Sweet Idiot Children (Regal Laughter) Enjoy Your: Destruction I'm Computer Perish Under My Bosom Or Whatever Enough You Foolish Children! So That Final Move Was Supposed To Be Cooler But The Internet Is Down Yeah My Final Attack Like It Would Have Been A Really Sick Final Attack Kris You Would Have Loved It Yeah Still Thinking About That Move HashtagFinalAttack Guys I Think I Drank Too Much Of This Battery Acid (Ages 3 And Up) Queen, think of the Lightners! Think! Lightners Have Already Been Enslaved By Me And My Kin Each Day They Spend Hours Worshipping In Glowing Rapture Staring, Tapping, To Receive Joy ... Until Recently, When The Town's Internet Disappeared Noelle... Then Who Will Help Her? Is What I Wondered, Until The KNIGHT appeared... Now, The Path Is Clear Then With The World Covered In Darkness Instead, Everyone Can Live In My Perfect Mansion Now, Stop Resisting And Welcome The New Age Of Darkness We won't let you control everyone with your wires! Uhh, you're literally controlling Berdly now. Why Did You Want One Aren't we supposed to make them happy? Is That Not What I Am Doing? Our Screens Of Funny Animals And Candied Games Staring, Tapping, To Avoid Pain Now The Refuge They Take In The Screens Will Slowly Fade Her Strange And Sad Searches Who Will Answer Them? And Created This Wonderful World Of Darkness All I Have To Do Is Expand This Dark World No One Will Have To Suffer Anymore Everyday Blissfully Worshipping Me Like We Both Deserve Woah When Did I Say I Would Do That Oh Yeah That's Just For Him Only No!!!! You Are Just In Time To Witness My World Domination With Noelle In My Possession It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before Her Will Turns And She Unleashes Her Power Blanketing The World In -- Too late, dumbass! Noelle's with Berdly! You May Have Survived My Attacks (Regular) But I've Been: Secretly Been Downloading My Ultimate Move The Whole Time Now, Perish In The Bosom Of: My Hellish Reign I Was Going To Put Like Memes In It And Stuff * The skyline echoes with regal laughter. * The fountain flows ominously. * The battlefield feels electric. * Smells like overclocked high heels. * Queen's acid shield is down! * Queen's acid shield is formed! * QUEEN - Her drinking glass generates a powerful barrier. Break or lower it! * You shook Berdly's wire! * You made a memorable and charming toast to Queen! (Why did they make it so emotional?) * Wow Spoken Like A Real Trucie * You made a memorable and charming toast to Queen! * You toasted Queen! * Everyone loosens Berdly! * (That glass of acid is generating her shield!) * So, uh... you gonna drink all that? * No This Is All Mine You Can't Have It * Everyone toasted to Queen! * Your SOUL shined its power on Susie! * Your SOUL shined its power on RALSEI! * Susie loosens one of Berdly's wires! * Susie made a toast to Queen...? * Pretty cool how we're... uh, gonna kick your ass. * It's A Good Thing I Have No Standards For This * Susie made an offensive toast to Queen! * Susie toasted Queen! * Ralsei loosens one of Berdly's wires! * Ralsei made a toast to Queen! * A toast to you, er, making me wear a butler outfit! * Bro That's Weird But OK * Ralsei made a slightly cringeworthy toast to Queen! * Ralsei toasted Queen! * Aiming with Throw is easier next turn! * Queen sips from her acid! * She is out of acid, her shield powers down! * Queen sips from her acid! * Press ~1 to throw, aim for the weakpoint! * Use UP and DOWN to Aim for the wires! Not Bad You Foolish Children ...? But No Matter How Long This Battle Drags On But Even If You Deplete The Health Points (Of My: Chair) I Can Simply Make Another Barrier Using My: Drink Bottoms Up Wait A Second Hey Chat Does Anyone Know What Happened To That Stuff What The What Are You Doing Why Isn't My Control Wire Working Thanks to... my comrades' kindness... their MERCY! Now... It's time... for me to take my freedom!! Loosen GroupLoosen Toast GroupToast Loosen Toast Loosen Toast ==================== obj_queen_kristhrown ==================== * Missed! * The wire was cut! * The wire was cut! ====================== obj_queen_ralseithrown ====================== * Missed! * The wire was cut! * The wire was cut! ==================================== obj_queen_ultimate_attack_controller ==================================== DOWNLOADING ULTIMATE ATTACK DOWNLOAD FAILED ================ obj_queenart_red ================ * (You found a ReviveMint!) * (There's nothing here.) ============ obj_queencar ============ * Let's go, Kris! * ... * Now, we have to think of some way to distract Queen... * What are these... Little houses? =============== obj_ralseienemy =============== H-hey, wait a second... My bike's running out of gas...! Alright, you punk- a-roos! You got got lucky this time! But next time, you're gonna suffer!!! ================ obj_ralseithrown ================ * The crown greatly loosened! * The crown loosened a little! ================== obj_readable_room1 ================== * (Knock knock knock) * Suddenly, your body seizes up. * What are you looking at? * There are CDs under the bed. * Classical, jazz, religious ska... * There's also a game console. * It has one normal controller, and one knock-off one. * Underneath the bed is an old cartridge of "Cat Petters RPG". * "catti & catty" can be seen faintly written on it in worn gel pen. * It's a computer desk. * There are many boxes under it filled with old books. * On the computer's desktop is a folder called "EPIC games Stuff!!!!" * It's a poorly-drawn design for a game... * Seems the last boss is a creature with giant rainbow wings. * Doesn't seem like this game ever saw the light of day... * The drawer is mostly empty, except for... * A school cross country shirt with a tear in it. * A very old school ID with an embarrassing haircut. * A coupon book. * Every coupon is for half-off a large pizza. * All the coupons expired before the book's print date. * There's nothing useful in the drawer. * It's a beautiful day outside. * Even after a long night, the sunrise is the same as always. * Clothes drawer. * Your bed. * It's stained. * The door is locked. * It's only you. * (It's what they call "you.") * There are crayons in the drawer. Their labels have long faded, and there's no green. * (... How to Draw Dragons is at the bottom of the drawer.) * (The purple character on the cover is dressed... immodestly.) * (...) * (Your brother will never return this book.) * A cactus. * There's not much to say about it. * There are many books. * Tales of Snails - A Story Book. * Snails Do Not Have Tails - A Scientific Refutation. * Can Snails Help Your Garden? Um, Not Really. * And a signed copy of The History of Humans and Monsters, by Gerson Boom. * There's no time to read anything right now. * (There's no time to read books. Just generally.) * (It's what they call "you.") * (... How to Draw Dragons is at the bottom of the drawer.) * (The purple character on the cover is dressed... immodestly.) * (Your brother will never return this book.) * (There's no time to read books. Just generally.) * There's a photo on the fridge. It's of you, your mother, and your brother. * It's a sink. You could wash your hands here. * ... but, isn't the sink in the bathroom better? * There is some white fur stuck in the drain. * There's some cinnamony batter caked on the stovetop. * (It's a butterscotch-cinnamon pie.) * (It's still cooling.) * (Cookie cutters for gingerbread monsters and gingerbread humans.) * It's a trashcan. * Somehow, it's emitting a pleasant floral scent. * It's a trashcan. * Somehow, its floral scent has increased. * It's a landline phone. * But you already have a cell phone. * It's the TV. * Doesn't seem to even be plugged in anymore. * (It's the TV.) * (Looks like it's plugged in, but it's dusty.) * It's a book of hymns. * On the shower ledge, there's a small container of apple-scented shampoo. * ... and a gallon-sized container of pet shampoo. * You looked inside the sink cupboard. * There's... * A can of Ice-E's Cool Boys Body Spray "Spray For The Boys," Flamin' Hot Pizza Flavor. * It seems to be almost entirely full. * (No need for it.) * (The apple-scented shampoo feels lighter than usual.) * On the shower ledge, there's a small container of apple-scented shampoo. * ... and a gallon-sized container of pet shampoo. * (No need for it.) * (It is not yet time to wash your hands.) * (Your hands are clean.) * The locker is locked. * The locker's lock is locked. * The lock's locker is locked. * The locker's lock's locker is locked. * The locker is locked. * (The locker is covered in Jockington memorabilia.) * (Are you ready for the Sadie Hawkman's dance?) * (At this dance, all the chaperones wear giant hawk heads...) * (... and screech at any students that make contact while dancing.) * (You look through the frosted window.) * (A blurry yellow object is teaching a bunch of blurry bored-looking objects.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's lukewarm.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's tepid.) * (You ran the water fountain.) * (It's refreshingly cool.) * (You drank from the water fountain.) * Heheh, people put their mouth on that, ya know. * That wasn't ENCOURAGEMENT, dumbass! * Do you like, breathing? Moving fast, with or without, legs? * But usually, with legs? * Join the Cross Country Team with Jockington, and Noelle! * (Locker. It's locked.) * (This used to be your brother's locker.) * (It's your locker.) * (It's empty.) * (You checked the time.) * (... It seems to be time for class.) * (You checked the time.) * (... It seems to not be time for class.) * Um, Kris, the hope is that you... * ... choose someone in the class? * (The computer's wallpaper is a rotating slideshow of nature images.) * (... and, rarely, an image of two buff superheroes embracing, blushing.) * (The computer is turned off.) * (Everything felt peaceful for a moment.) * (The computer wallpaper is updated.) * (The buff embracing heroes are now edited to be 4 inches apart.) * (There's dialogue about proper distancing at the school dance.) * (You wonder if your mother had some influence on this change.) * (It's a bunch of roses.) * (Looks like motivational quotes from various literature.) * "Try your best, Astral Wolf!" * "Even in your darkest hour...!" * (... that one seems to be from a video game.) * ("Ms. Toriel" is written in cursive on the dry-erase board.) * (Seems like it hasn't been erased in a very long time.) * (It's a computer.) * (Its desktop wallpaper is you and your brother dressed up for Halloween 8 years ago.) * (The computer wallpaper is updated.) * (It's a picture of your brother and you playing video games.) * (Your brother is using the knockoff controller.) * (You uncapped the scented green marker.) * (It's almost dry, but that gives it a refined, aged apple bouquet.) * (Some kind of teacher food.) * (It's an orange. It's unknown if it's safe for teachers to eat this.) * (It's a poster of several basic shapes.) * (Circle, Oval, Square...) * (Hyperdodecahedron...) * (Kids' books.) * (Some of them used to be yours.) * (It's a primitive drawing of your mom.) * (Some kind of primitive sculpture.) * (Who knows what it represents?) * (The Throne of the Gods.) * (The Throne of the Gods grows higher.) * (Is this hubris...?) * (The door is locked.) * (The door is locked.) * (It's a worn-down stuffed animal.) * (It's a lightswitch.) * (It's a checkerboard.) * (There are pawns strewn on it.) * (Playing cards spill out of a deck in the closet.) * (It's a yellowed, poorly-drawn picture of a green turtle.) * (It's signed 'Alvin.') * (You stared at the checkerboard from the doorway.) * (Managed to cram everything into the closet. Even the rug.) * (It's one of those sliding bead toys that naturally spawns inside doctors' offices.) * (The beads march grimly along their set path.) * (It's a toy with beads on a track.) * (One of the blue beads is broken and torn off.) * (The beads of the toy march on.) * (It looks like a shop, but the door is locked, and no one's inside...) * (It's locked.) * Come to think of it, how did Lancer get up there...? * I suppose he rode his bike up the side of the cliff...? * (The rubble on the ground seems to have been dusted and polished.) * (Someone around here really cares about the details.) * (There's a hole in the wall...) * (There's nothing inside.) * (It seems to be locked.) * (It may never open again.) * (It's a bed for three people, or one three-headed person.) * (It's a giant baseball.) * (For parties.) * (Actually, seems the giant baseball is a soccer ball that's been painted over.) * (It would be easier to draw that way.) * (It's a tree.) * (For parties.) * Wow!! It's better than I remember!!!!! * I even have my own bed now!!! * Now I don't have to sleep in a hole anymore!!! * I thought you... already had a bed. * No, that was for the bike. * (It's a bikeless bed.) * (It's a hole. Presumably dug for fun.) * (It's some kind of digging implement.) * (You found 20 Rupys in the hole!) * (Unfortunately, that's not a useful currency here...) * (It's a hole made recreationally.) * (There's salsa buried in the ground here.) * (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.) * That angel? * Noelle n' Dess made it in youth group. * It's kind of like a good luck charm to me now. * Oh, right, you and Azzy tried to make one too... * But you wasted the whole time making huge wings for it! * (It's an angel doll.) * (Its lack of facial features is unsettling.) * ... so why do you collect creepy dolls? * Hey, Noelle and her sister made that. Respect it! * (Noelle's sister...) * (...) * Oh, so you're just here to use the sink, huh? * Come on, Kris! * Be a little friendlier! * (It's a sink.) * Hey, Kris, is that sink really more interesting than me? * Dammit all, Kris! You really love that sink, huh? * That's Sink 2, Rudy 0. * Don't worry, I'm gonna pull it back! You wait! * ... hey, Kris, why are you checking the sink? * That's what I'M asking, sweetheart! * Practicing for tonight's... * Handwashing marathon, Kris? * (Patient Name:) * (Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) * Hey Kris, you forget my name or something!? * Kris, you jealous you don't have your own wall plaque? * Amazing what's being done with our taxpayer dollars, huh? * (It's a bunch of roses in a glass container.) * Hey, I'm happy your dad brought me flowers, but... * Roses!? What is this, man? Beauty and the Beast? * That ain't gonna work, man! We're both beasts! * (It's a bunch of roses.) * (They seem healthy.) * Kris, I love your dad, but... * Asgore, if you wanna go to prom with me, just ask! * Woah, the hell is bringing you flowers? * Hey, what's wrong with a married man getting flowers? * ... So your, uh, wife gave them to you? * Nah, HAHAHA! I'm messin with ya! Kris's dad did! * (Not gonna try to understand this.) * Flowers? I'm trying to heal, man! Not get hayfever! * ... Should Kris tell him to stop? * What? Hell no! When did I say that? Hahaha! * (It's a get well soon card from your mom.) * (It's signed inside.) * Hey, Kris, you KNOW you signed the inside, right? * Why are you staring at it like you haven't seen it before? * Is your penmanship that good??? Was I not moved enough??? * (It's a chair.) * (It's a diagram showing a bunch of lines and a circle.) * (It's a regular sink.) * (It's a clone of the other sink.) * (Perhaps there was originally one tall sink that was cut in half to create both of them.) * (You looked inside the cupboard.) * (... a very small obligatory piano is hiding inside.) * (It's a classic 1-to-10 pain scale, using ICE-E as a model.) * (At 0 pain, he's happy.) * (At 10 pain, he's happy and sweating.) * This castle's WHITE WIZARDs relegated me to this HEALING CHAMBER... * But my BLOOD is BOILING FOR BATTLE!!! * (Looks like she's resting her voice.) * "Lord of the Hammer" * (First in the award-winning fiction series by lauded historian Gerson Boom.) * (It's the Lord of the Hammer series.) * Hahaha, Kris, you READ that nerdy stuff? Heh! * Giant swords, hammers, bloody battles... * ... uh, so if there's any cool parts, you'd tell me, right? * Heh, can't believe you read things with, uh... words. * (It's an unlabelled book. You look inside...) * oh.... i accidentally returned my personal journal instead of my book... * oh no.... they're putting it into their catalogue... * oh no... i have to take it out every time i want to write a new entry... * "Please remember my name. Please. I wrote a book to help you remember." * (By Hots Fireguy) * (It's a book of magic tricks.) * (Most of them require orbs or floating hands.) * (There's a book here.) * (You licked the page...) * Hey, Kris, what the HELL are you doing? * There's a thing called sharing, dumbass. Heard of it? * Look, the books are public for a reason. * (There's a book here.) * (You lick the page...) * (It's delicious!) * (This must be what they meant by flavor text.) * (Computer Lab.) * (Please surf the web responsibly.) * (In fact, maybe don't do it at all.) * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...) * (There seems to be a dog inside working at a computer...) * (Seems like it's making a game...) * (Seems like you shouldn't interrupt it...) * (Seems like when the game's finished, you can go in...) * (You just have to trust the dog...) * (You looked through the window to the computer lab...) * (Now the dog is just playing the maracas...) * (It's not doing any work...) * (This might take a while...) * No reason to go back in there. * (There's a crude drawing of an ice-cube wearing a headband.) * ("The TeenZone: Where Teen's Can Be Kid's.") * (A feeling of immense relief washes over you.) * (Kris, we could go anywhere...) * (And you brought us to the Teen Zone.) * (It's the weekly cartoon review.) * (Just looking at cartoon criticism is sapping your energy rapidly.) * GERSON * RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND TEACHER * CRYSTAL * A SNOWY GEMSTONE FOR A PROUD MOTHER * MUTTLER * A BIG BONE FOR THE LEADER OF THE PACK * SHYRA * A KARAOKE MICROPHONE FOR A BRAVE SINGER * ... So, uh, this is your idea of hanging out, Kris? * Going to the graveyard? * ... works for me I guess. * (It's a painting of the town.) * (It's a small pine tree.) * (It's a chair.) * (Maybe it's into politics.) * (Rave reviews and autographs.) * (... from various normal townspeople.) * (It's a cash register.) * (There's not much change inside.) * (It's a flower.) * (It's some kind of catalogue... There's a car magazine underneath.) * (It's an expertly trimmed arrangement.) * (There are various flowers inside.) * (It's a door.) * (It's locked.) * (Various bags of soil.) * (It's a dirty watering can.) * (There is some dirty fur stuck in the drain.) * (It's a small TV.) * (On top are some superhero comics.) * (It's a note.) * (It says...) * No rent received. Again. * Stop giving away flowers. * Start selling them. * You have one month. - C * (It's an air mattress.) * (It's certainly not king-sized...) * Kris, do you want to sleep over? * You could use that air mattress, and I could... * Er, use those bags of soil... * Perhaps not. * (It's an air mattress.) * (It's certainly not king-sized...) * (It's a saucer of milk.) * Hey Kris, this free milk? It's amazing. * It just magically refreshes itself over night. * (It's a dirty trash can.) * (It's a trash can full of well-kept flowers.) * (Um, HEY? That's MY trash from other people's houses.) * (Like, PRIVACY much? God, living with Azzy made you weird.) * (Police tape is blocking the way.) * (The tape simply reads "NGAHHHHH!!!") * (There's more police tape.) * (It says "NGAHHHH!!! I MEAN IT!!!") * (It's not clear what is meant by that.) * (There's a lot of police tape.) * (You knocked on the door to the Police Station.) * (...) * (Someone's coming up to the window.) * (Seems like the police aren't really feelin' it right now...) * (Here at ICE-E'S PEZZA, You're Family.) * (... Is Going to Love it!) * (The entrance is locked.) * (No one's inside.) * (Seems like all of the employees are outside in costume.) * (Ice E's P"E"ZZA, You're number "#1" Spot for a piping hot pe"E"ce of PEZZA.) * (Knock knock knock...) * (...) * (No response...) * (... but the distant trousle of bones.) * (Knock knock knock.) * (Faintly.... faintly, a trousle... growing further away...) * Ooo, are you the human that lives at the top of town? * Wow, my mommy told me about you... * Does it hurt to be made of blood??? * Oooo, is that a humannnn?! * If humans are made of bones... * Where does skeletons come from...? * Huh... that sounds like the knock of a beginner. * Come back when you've gotten better at knocking! * Hmm... that knocking... it's amateur! * You've still got a long way to go! * OY, Snowy, whaddid I TELL YAH about knockin' the door so hahd! * Don't! * Do! * It! * It's REALLY gonna hurt yah face! We don't have arms, yah know! * (Knock knock knock) * Hey, uh, Kris... what are you doing? * We're going to your house, right? * (Knock knock knock) * (Yo, uhh, Kris... haha. Is that you? Haha...) * (We're not hanging out if Susie's with you!) * (Kris... Susie sucks! Why didn't you stop her, haha...) * (It's an ornate gate.) * (It appears to be locked.) * Aww, Kris, like, if you wanna come in... * Our cat-flap, is like, always open to you... * (There's a cat flap.) * (It's locked.) * (Somehow.) * (Various cat-themed junk is piled up inside the house.) * (It seems to be a bit of a cat-sty...) * (It's a broken grill.) * (... It smells like burnt cat food.) * (There's some kind of scratching noise coming from inside...) * (There's some kind of scratching and hissing from inside.) * (Knock knock knock...) * Ah, I'm afraid no one's home right now, darling. * Now, why don't you prance on home? * I'm telling you, they're not home right now. * ... Ah, you just wanted to talk to me...? * ... * My apologies, beautiful. * I'm afraid I'm a bit of a nobody. * (There's a door behind the flower shop.) * (... but there's flowers blocking the way.) * (It's locked.) * (There's some condiments at the table.) * ICE-E's "Original" Parmajohn Che"E"ese! * (There's some condiments at the table.) * ICE-E'S Squeezable Pasta Now With New "Shape" * (Try our new CHOCCOLATE PEZZA) * (Melts in your pants not in your mouth) * (Various frozen bagels and treats.) * Hey Kris, wanna see if we can fit inside? * If you just crouch down under the waffles - * Damn, think someone's looking. * (It looks like a normal basket of fruit, but when you reach in...) * (... It's incredibly deep and holds all sorts of things.) * LOOSE EGGS $1 * (It's too much responsibility for an egg.) * (Seems like there's more eggs here than usual.) * (It's a pile of eggs.) * (...) * (You put the Egg into the eggpile.) * ... did you just, uh, reverse-steal that egg? * (Grapes, melons, oranges, and the scent of fresh pineapples...) * (It looks like a normal palm tree, but it's chock-full of useful groceries.) * (It's a rack of candy, jerky, and various nuts.) * See? Jerky is candy. ... And, uh, peanuts too. * actually they're a legume. * Peanuts? * jerky. * How about we don't look at anything... * That's gonna make him say something stupid. * ... pickings are looking slim, ma'am. * Ice-E's Pizza Pin-Ups Mangazine. * HOt and fresh chease, pepperonie, Just like in your Dream's... * Hot Piza Picks! Now with 3 Pixels Or MOre, In Hot and Spicy REsolution! * There're some car magazines on the racks. * It might be fun to look at them, * But there's other people around... * It's a fluffy dog magazine. The inside has samples like fragrance ads... * But it's all different dog fur for you to touch. * Hey, don't hog the ads!! * It's a zine for Jockington fans. Seems popular. * It's a bunch of cards and heart shaped chocolates. * "Get well soon!" * "I'm glad your bike crashed" * that stuff? it's used. half off. * ... What is it? * trash. * (You can't reach the top, rendering it impossible to get a basket.) * (You'll never be able to buy something in this state...) * (One was the Throne of God's, this is the Throne of Evil's.) * (You skimmed a news article about Undyne.) * New Police Chief Undyne's Explosive Debut * ... passionate young rookie... becomes the new police chief. * Though energetic, it may be hard to live up to the legacy... * ... after Asgore Dreemurr was removed from the force... * (... there's no need to read any more.) * (Photos of Chief Undyne and Deputy Napstablook.) * (Undyne is rescuing all of Catti's family from a tree.) * (... Napstablook is also stuck in the tree somehow.) * (Well-cared-for flowers.) * It's a wardrobe full of all sorts of different clothes. * You could wear whatever you want. * It's a shelf. * All sorts of keepsakes could be put here. * It's a trash can. * Here, Kris! In case I make another manual... * You can throw it directly in here! * It's a stand for your Manual. * I thought you might want to keep it here in case you want to read it! * It's a bed that's been carefully crafted. * It's suitable for a bed inspector. * It's your bed. * It feels incredibly soft. Like sleeping on a dream... * It's some decorative moss. Looks delicious.~1 * Why the hell does YOUR room get moss!? * Cool, spike bed. * Now I can stab myself during the night. * Finally some convenience. * Damn, there's everything in here! * Pinecones, chalk, moss, jars of salsa, * Pieces of ice, black crumbs from the toaster, jawbreakers... * ... Oh, and like actual food, too. * Hey Kris, stop eye-bogarting my snacks. * Susie, you didn't get to read the manual... * So I put it over here for you. * Cool, I'll read it before bed. * That'll put me to sleep. * It's a clothes drawer full of spikey and dangerous clothing. * All the clothes are ripping each other up into shreds. * Hell yeah!!! Jealous, Kris!? * (2F : LIVING QUARTERS) * (The door is locked.) * (BF : LIVING QUARTERS FOR BAD GUYS) * Hey Ralsei, what's up here? * Oh, just more rooms I'm renovating! * ... so is your room up there? * Er, yes! I still, um, haven't dusted it though... * Yeah, like we need to see your nerdy glasses collection anyway. * Sorry, work in progress! * (A secret switch...!) * (You heard something opening.) * I'm the hacker. I got the feeling there's a secret backdoor in this room... but... * Where could it be...? Hmmmmmmmmm.... * (S... Susie...!! She's right there...!!) * (But I... I can't get the courage to say anything...) * (...?) * (Who's that person she's with, anyway...?) * (It looks kind of like...) * (Ahhh, they're looking over here! Let's go!!) * (Let's get out of here!) * ... hey Kris, ever think about using these cones? * ... using them? * For ice cream. * (Just some cones of the non-ice-cream persuasion.) * (It's a poster for Queen Clean brand cleaning agent.) * ("I Don't Know What This Does") * (Queen... She says she wants me to be happy, but...) * (Why would I want to eat a casserole made of wires?) * (And why can't I... Just... Refuse?) * (Sometimes I feel like...) * (Kris and Dad are the only ones I can say no to...) * ... * (The door is locked.)~1 * Kris...? Wh-why did you bring me here...? * No one's home... no, no one's around at all. * It's... it's so creepy... * ... * (At the same time, it's kind of nostalgic...) * Mama Miba! Welcome to TOP Bakery! * Our special chefs spin baked goods at the TOP of their class! * (Seems like it's gone stray without its master...) * (Squeak...) * TANJOUBY... * (It's a bed for three people, or one three-headed person.) * There's nothing interesting. * (...) * (You tapped the mechanism.) * (... Nothing happened.) * (You shook the mechanism.) * (You hit it.) * (You kicked it.) * (...) * (Nothing happened.) * (...) * (Nothing happened.) * (Click!) * (You found a hidden switch!) * (Nothing happened.) * (Sounds like a forcefield powering down... or something.) * (Nothing happened.) * (Sounds like a forcefield powering down... or something.) * (Nubert's gone.) * (Looks like Nubert's screen is moving up in the world...) * (It seems to be stuck.) * (It seems to be stupid.) * The door rattles but doesn't open. * (Sounds like a forcefield powering down.) * (Nothing happened.) * (The closet is spacious and full of old electronics.) * (A large person could easily fit inside.) * (Looks like the library's state-of-the-art public laptop.) * (Someone left it on.) * (It's full of many backup devices, like extra mice, extra keyboards, or extra maracas.) * (It's a computer. The monitor is flickering brightly.) * (It's a computer.) * (A dolphin screensaver is advertising some kind of malware.) * (It's a computer.) * (Someone tried to check their email, but the Internet is down.) * (It's a computer.) * (... It's nothing but a blue screen. Looks like it crashed.) * (Various posters talking about Internet safety.) * (You suddenly thought about how your day might have been different...) * (... If the poster with that orange cat was still on the wall.) * (It's a trashcan. You get the feeling it doesn't have any friends.) * (It's hard to explain why you feel this way about a trashcan.) * (It's a recycling bin.) * (Looks like someone accidentally printed off a lot of useless emails.) * Please respect the pottery. * (It's an advertisement for a giant ferris wheel.) * (It's an advertisement for a giant ferris wheel.) * (Susie is surely thinking of her ride with Noelle...) * (The hell is a ferris, anyway?) * (Some kind of tank with giant wheels?) * (Why are they... staring into my eyes like that?) * (What are they looking at?) * (I... I can't see what they're doing, but...) * (Aren't they staring at me...?) * (Why don't they step on the switch...?) * Left: Shortcut to 1F * (It's a video of someone creating a strange pillar of smoke.) * (There's so much smoke, it's hard to tell who it is.) * (I guess marimos and stuff are kind of cute...?) * (... What the heck am I saying?) * (Moss. There's not enough to eat.) * (It's some moss...) * (The room between... There is a room between.) * Well, there was not a man here. * (Buy Queen Clean! The most popular cleaning flavors!) * (Queen Clean! Made of 100% acid!) * (The poster is torn, revealing a faded one underneath.) * BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL * (The rest is cut off.) * (It's a torn poster.) * (It's a hole for mice to enter into.) * (There are mice inside scampering pleasingly.) * (Mice will rotate 90 degrees when they collide with the block.) * (Citizens must push blocks to get mice in the holes. Use the bell to reset.) * (It's a hole for mice to come from.) * (The hole is empty.) * (It's a citizen's duty to properly rotate and release mice using the traffic signs.) * ~1: Engage and Disengage. * ~2 ~3: Rotate. * ~4: Release. * It's locked... * What's with this giant empty room anyway!? * (The door is locked.) * (These Darkbulbs will cast a bright shadow on the ground.) * (Fill in the space with dark to unlock the way.) * (The other 2 puzzle rooms have been removed unceremoniously by a giant hand.) * (We ask our guests for their understanding and kinda hope they weren't in there.) * (This puzzle is for staff only! Guests, please head back to your rooms.) * (Staff! If you're stuck, please don't call for help.) * (No one can hear you. Not in this beloved death trap of a mansion...) * (The supreme table.) * (You won't be able to use this without the Throne of the Gods...) * (There are all sorts of clothes inside.) * (... huh, never seen Noelle wear anything like this...?) * (There are catalogues of search results.) * (Seems like most things couldn't be made into objects...) * (It's a calendar.) * (Every page is the last month, every day is the twenty-fifth.) * (Noelle's bed.) * (You retained the title of Bed Inspector.) * (What the hell are you doing?) * (It's a wardrobe.) * (Seems like a mouse-induced traffic jam.) * Welcome to Cyber City! Pedestrians need to press the switch to cross traffic! * (It's a ball throwing game. Prizes are seated under the counter.) * (It's a ball throwing game.) * ... Hey, Noelle. One thing we gotta get straight. * Y-y-y-yes? * Where the hell'd you put that cool box? * Umm, I... I just sort of... I... * Whatever. Just make us another one. * ... um... o-okay, sure! * (This castle looks like it has worn many seiges...) * (It seems that peace has returned to the castle...) * (The jukebox is broken.) * (Feels like you might never find a working one...) * (It's closed.) * Look Kris! Another teacup ride! * But there's only 3 seats... * (M-maybe two of us could... sh-share one?) * Damn, guess we gotta take the stairs. * (Deer and teacups... a dangerous combination.) * (There doesn't seem to be a reason to ride this.) * Hell no, like we're doing that again. * (Knock, knock, knock) * You found the only knockable door in the city. * This here is my pride and joy... ============================= obj_room_dw_city_postbaseball ============================= * Wait, I know! Umm, to turn off that force field... * You just stay standing on this switch! * Huh. * Well, see ya later. (W-wait, what did I volunteer for?) * (W... wait for me!) * So, umm... why were you all... riding a teacup together? * Ugh. Balloons. * Balloons? * Trust me... you dodged a bullet. * Umm... okay! * (You all jumped into one teacup.) * (You heard a clicking sound.) * Wait a sec... Where's Noelle? * S-sorry, I... I'd just never seen fireworks up close before... * Those bullets? What, you scared? * Uh... umm... I guess so... * (Maybe that's... why I couldn't stop watching...?) * 20 more!? Damn, we're gonna be here forever! * M... maybe if we... um, split up the work? * Huh? * I'll release the mice... * Susie will break the balloons when they reach the top... * And Kris, you catch them! Umm, if that's ok. * Ready...? * Go! * Hell yeah! Take that, you stupid mice! * It's nice seeing you enjoy a puzzle, Susie. * Well. Maybe they aren't awful if you do 'em like that. * ... not bad, Noelle. That was kinda smart. * H-Huh? Th... thanks... * Heh, maybe next time I'll let you do my homework. * (Can I?) * I think we're done with the mice for now, Kris. * Hey, the hell are you doing with our mice?! * We worked on getting those together! * What are you doing? The path is open! ================ obj_rouxls_enemy ================ Residential Commercial Industrial Parks Crime Public Transport Fly, mine Duckie! Fly! Go forth, my caravan! Solveth my puzzleth, yon Maties! Thrashst off the Porthbow! The Rouxls (pronounced Rules) art Simple! O-oweth! The houses, thoust fool! THE HOUSES!!! Soon, Victorie will be Mineth, and Queene will maketh me her Left Hande Man... STOP HITTINGETH ME AND PLAYETH MY MINI-GAME, YOU ROGUES!!! Umm, Mr. Kaard? What happens if WE win? STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!!! I HAVE TO WIN!!! Conquer Houses! Whoeverest has the most, Winst! ... Uh oh * You need more ~1 Zones. * Your city is lacking ~1. cool elegant lively cute hot gun's * The enemy's ship seems to have fallen in love with yours. * You can't help but notice the enemy's ship is very ~1. * Smells like a model house set. * ROUXLS - Miniboss for hire. Will appear even if unhired. "I eventh do Partiese" * Ralsei distracted! Rouxls will place one less house next turn. * Ralsei distracted! But it failed. * It seemseth the Game hath been Overed! * And lo! I haveth the moste Real Estate! * What!? Howst doth you have more Houstes?! * I haveth noe idea who won or lost. * CUT THE BATTLE!!! ================== obj_rouxls_simtown ================== * You can take this tile! * Press arrows to move! * Too far from own territory! * Can't build on acid! * Can't build on enemy territory! * Swan is lacking structural support * Swan is lacking structural support * Swan is lacking structural support * Swan is lacking structural support * A familiar-looking machine. * It seems to be in love with your swan. * Thoust admireth moi...? * Claim with * Claim with ~1! * Finished! ============ obj_savemenu ============ Kris Kris LV ~1 Storage Recruits New File Overwrite Slot ~1? File Saved ============= obj_savepoint ============= * In front of you, a castle looms beneath the empty town. * A black geyser emerges from it, piercing endlessly into the sky. * The power of this place shines within you. * Ralsei, the lonely prince, is now your ally. * The power of fluffy boys shines within you. * You look upon the castle you first saw yesterday... * You are filled with the power of immediate nostalgia. * The castle town has transformed from the power of friendship. * You are filled with the power of friendship-based architecture. * (You touched the light...) * (You thought about how you can't go back to the Cyber World anymore.) * (You considered this carefully!) * After a long day, the town has grown once again. * You are filled with a certain power... * A green field extends before you... And, in the distance, a city shines brightly. * You are filled with the power of a new adventure. * A green field extends before you... You've seen this already. * You are filled with the power of pointless backtracking. * The game is wrecked. You are filled with the power of videogame violence. * Crash! Boom! Bang! There's a terrific noise coming from the building nearby... * You are filled with the power of noise music. * Noelle is with you now. * You are still filled with the power from the cat sign. * You are mostly filled with the power of fluffy boys and mean girls. * The cat sign still comprises about one percent of it. * You have neither fluffy boys nor mean girls with you now. * Reluctantly, you are filled with the power from the cat sign. * Noelle has joined your party. * You are filled with the power of not knowing what a sugarplum is. * Noelle is no longer in your party. All of you are filled with the power... * Of not knowing what a sugarplum is. * Energetic music wafts from the boxes. * You are filled with the power of musical bagels. * You are filled with the power of silence. * After defeating Berdly, a certain scent hangs in the air... * You are filled with the power of chicken nuggets. * You have escaped from your second personalized room of the day. * You are filled with the power of vacation homes. * Looking at these legs fills you with a certain power. * Susie has gone into a book hole with Berdly. * You are filled with the power of book holes. * Everyone is together, but the wind blows coldly... * You are filled with a certain power. * You and Noelle were filled with power. * After a long day, you have returned to the castle town. * But, you still feel the power in your hands... =============== obj_shapepuzzle =============== Move Rotate Quit [Arrows] Move ~1 Rotate ~2 Quit ===================== obj_shapepuzzlebutton ===================== * Kris! Stop taunting me with that appealing blue shape! * Y-You're just lucky this isn't online, or... or... * ... or you wouldn't be able to taunt!! ================== obj_shop_ch2_music ================== Musical food with a crunch Heals 80HP ARMOR Made of green wires WEAPON Press hilt to extend WEAPON Make sure to charge it *Don't forget to buy something! If you want! Can I buy something too? *Yo! What's up? Hey! *Welcome to... The Music Room! We don't sell anything! *Crash! Bang! Boom! *Good song. Play Music Lancer $~1 *Take your pick! *Thanks, guys! *I can't see. *Don't chicken out! *Not enough cash! *Your pockets are full. *Cool! It's in your STORAGE. $~1 ? About yourselves Performance About Queen Junk Work *Let's trade info! Sell Pocket Items Return *We'll take it for you! *That's all you had? *You got nothin! *OK, hit us with an ITEM! *OK, show us your WEAPON! *OK, hit us with an ARMOR! *Sweet! This'll be great scrap! *OK, hold onto that. *Maybe better keep that. *That's nothin! $~1 ? *Nice town, chief. I think we're gonna like it here! Cool city. *As thanks, you can listen to all sorts of songs here. *Don't think it'll be cheap, though! It's free. What!? *See ya! Smell ya! Hear ya! *I'm Sweet. The ladies call me Cap'n! K_K! *We used to work the sound in this town. ... until Queen came around. (K_K is short for Cakes.) *She made music against the law. Unless you make a song she likes. But the only JUNK she enjoys... *Are reverse diss-tracks, where the vocalist puts themselves down, and praises Queen... Or noise music. *But even if Queenie tries to put a limiter on us... *You can't STOP ! THE ! MUSIC! Hear that!? We'll just go underground!! Crash! Boom! Bang! *That's why we made this junk shop! We'll fund our musical rebellion! Can we make noise music, too? *What, wanna see what we got!? Yo, yo, can you handle this!? Hold onto your antennas!! *Queen wasn't always so... harsh. No, she WAS! She just got WORSE somehow! *It wasn't 'til that DARK FOUNTAIN showed up, That she started going into overdrive. *"Knight" this, "Knight" that, "Fountain" that... Like, what does that Knight even have going for it that I don't!? C'mon!! *But like I said. She wasn't ALWAYS so bad. She used to give me sweets. For being so sweet! H... huh!? I never got candy!! *You kept calling her a "hot mama," Cap. Yeah!? Is that wrong!? She looks like a mom and tends to overheat!! *K_K! Help me out here!! K_K! What do you think? Huh? Me? *... I like candy. *Yeah, you're right, K_K! We gotta focus on what's important! If the band fights, we'll get outta tune! Anyone have any lemon drops? *Our main gig is making scrap into machines. Our clients are sometimes a bit off-key though. They smell off-key too!! *Like some... little weird guy. He wanted us to sneak into Queen's mansion... We're just rebels, we don't wanna get in trouble! *But recently we got a real-high-class-client. A man of TASTE! He had a way with words!! I couldn't even understand him! *Now, all we gotta do is follow the blueprints, right? It'll be our big time break!! Yeah!! Haha!! It's gonna break apart!! Big time!! *Yo, how was that!? Did you get rocked?! All our songs are only 4 seconds long!! Space:~1 ==================== obj_shop_ch2_spamton ==================== KEYITEM 100 CERTIFIED WAREZ ITEM ITEM AFFECTS HP A LOT! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF CUT ANYTHING 2 PIECES! CRIMINAL! EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL SPAMTON S. POTION ''THE BIG ONE'' BSHOT BOWTIE * HURRY UP AND BUY! * HEY EVERY ! * IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! BUY BUYMORE!!! TALKING ESCAPE ~1 KROMER --SOLD OUT-- RUN AWAY DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF! DELICIOUS KROMER WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE!! MONEY NO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY [Storing up for the winter!] TRANSMIT ~1 KROMER ? OUR DEAL GIVE DISK ABOUT YOU KNIGHT FRIENDS FEAR EXIT AND BUY MORE!!! LET'S MAKE A DEAL. Sell Pocket Items Return $~1 ? * DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]! * MANSION... BASEMENT! * FIND IT!! * YOU'RE LEAVING!? * WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!? * KEYGEN * KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]! * AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!! * BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? * LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] * [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] * A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] * [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]] * KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. * BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] * VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]. * BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! * YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. * WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!. * AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] * WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!! * TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! * IT'S THAT GOOD!!! * [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!! * KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!! * WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! * THE MEN INSIDE WOULD * THE MEN INSIDE WOULD * KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!! * HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!! * ... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK. * THEN WE WILL TRANSFER. * MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. * GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. * DO THAT... * AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] * EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS. * SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT... * [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] * [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]] * I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! * [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]] * SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] * BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... * [[The Big One]] * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * I'LL GET SO. * [[Hyperlink blocked.]] * SPEAKING OF [[Communion]] * KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT... * No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to -- * TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL * ME? ... FRIENDS? * EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! * KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted] * WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]! * WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! * WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!! * ... * ... Mike... * KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] * THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!! * WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]] * THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT * ... * ... can anyone hear me? Help... * HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! * ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU. * ... TRANSFER DO NOT * FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]] * KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]] * TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS. KROMER =================== obj_shop_ch2_swatch =================== ITEM Short for ButlerJuice +100HP ITEM Spaghetti woven by master coders Party +30HP ARMOR A handsome bowtie. ARMOR Luxurious brooch. * Don't be blue. * We're here for you. * Welcome to Color Cafe. * Let us warm your day. $~1 Our menu is specially prepared. Queen thanks you for your patronage. Take your time. We'll be waiting. You can't afford it. ... maybe next time? Seems your bags are full. Shall we assist? Thanks, it'll be in your STORAGE. $~1 ? Mission Statement Rouxls Kaard Basement Basement Robot Outfit Chatting would be our pleasure. Sell Pocket Items Return Queen... Makes us buy trash for her. That's all. Need any help with your bags? It seems you don't have anything. An ITEM to delight our Queen? A WEAPON to protect our Queen? ARMOR to adorn our Queen? I'm sure she's going to enjoy this. Changed your mind? We'll wait. There are some things we cannot buy. Black is the color of sorrow. $~1 ? * Please come again. * We'll be waiting for you with rose-tinted glasses... * Ah, forgive me for not introducing myself sooner, young masters. * I am Swatch, Our Lady Grace's head butler. * When we are not attending to her needs, I and the Queen's other staff, * Use this room as our humble yet colorful gift-shop-slash-cafe. * Please, shop to your heart's content. We are eager to serve your any wish. * Does a woman of Our Lady Grace's caliber not deserve - * A coven of powerful men and women to dote upon her every movement? * To have rap anthems written to her kindness -- * Which are then bitcrushed beyond recognition to make them more 'computer'? * To have melons, smashed, with karate chops, repeatedly, for no apparent reason? * To have barrels, thrown, from the rafters -- * And make us smash them all with karate chops before the timer runs out? * But the barrels, are full of melons, and we have to smash those too? * Yes. The answer is... yes. * Rouxls? I am afraid I am not familiar with a guest of that moniker... * Ah, wait. Are you perchance referring to that unbearable - * Err, UNIQUE Man who barged in here and demanded to be made "Butler Supremeth?" * I am afraid that person... is now banned from this establishment. * And may have suffered injuries as a result of his, err... rather swift ejection. * Please do not mention him again. * We are still cleaning up the worms he left on the floor. * Oh, you defeated that simpleton? Wonderful, wonderful. * After he stole our flower display for one of his "boo-kettes," * Tasque Manager told me she saw him in the hallway, * Where, opening with "Ah, thou muste be 50% Likelye to be Queene", * He thrust the vase upon her, and asked to be her "minion for life." * ... he was promptly electrocuted to the ground. * Well. Enough of the unpleasantries. Would you like a toasted marshmallow? * What? Basement? There's no basement here. * You need to relax. Have a drink, and talk softly... * You're bothering the other customers. * ... So that's what happened. * ... * That robot was the embodiment of a Lightner's dream. * A dream I helped create... once. * Splashing color from the motion of their hand. * The Lightner filled it with their own hope, giving it an incredible power. * ... but, in the end, nothing ever came of it. * And it was left in the basement with the rest of the corrupted data. * ... But that crooked salesman! Somehow, he learned about the robot, * And thought he could use its power to fulfill his own twisted dreams. * What a pity. To think he was once a valued customer... * Ah, my outfit. Yes, the monochrome look is quite suitable, isn't it? * Black suit, colored glasses. Many people have failed to imitate this look. * Some even going so far as to attempt to impersonate me... * In order to get the... Oh, nevermind. Macaron? Space:~1 ========= obj_shop1 ========= ITEM Music with each bite heals 80HP $~1 Thanks, it'll be in your STORAGE. $~1 ? Strange Prisoner We Won Don't have anything better to do. Sell Pocket Items Return $~1 ? * Hmm... So we are now in the Castle Town. * Well, now. It makes no difference to me. * As long as I stay in my shop, these walls won't change. * ... But. * In a way, I suppose it's just a little bit amusing to see you again. * I'm sure you three will have an interesting journey. * Me? I'll just be here offering the same old junk. * As you find stronger treasure, I'm sure you'll have little reason to return here. * But if you have some time, I'll offer you a biscuit and a hint! * So we are here now, in a new world. * And right off the heels of defeating that clown... Incredible. * Ah, yes, that's right. It didn't occur to me until just now, but... * You three defeated that clown last time, didn't you? * If you can defeat more strong adversaries, you may find more Shadow Crystals. * Try your best! It may be tough, but I'm sure it will be worth it! * The little prince has something to show you in his castle. * Well now, are you going to turn down a royal invitation? * If I were you, I would head home to the LIGHT WORLD. * Of course, I'm not you. So, I'm staying right here. * By the by, I can't offer any advice when you're not here... * So I'm not sure my hints will be much use after all! Ha ha! * ... Oh? What's that? It seems like he gave something to you. * That's right... You must not have noticed it. * That Crystal... It's nearly invisible, but you've been holding it this whole time. * Here, I'll take it off your hands and appraise it. * ... * Incredible! To think he had a Shadow Crystal... * Shadow Crystals, so called because you can only see their shadow. * ... * Call it a premonition, but I get the feeling you may find more of these... * ... If you continue to defeat strong adversaries like him, that is. * If you can gather more Shadow Crystals, bring them here! * I'm sure I can stitch together something incredible for you... * ... It seems that you didn't get another Shadow Crystal. * Hm. I understand. It's no small feat to fight an opponent that has one. * ... * Well then, forget it all. * You're a Lightner. Don't take your life, well, lightly! * Well, what have we here! You managed to find another Shadow Crystal... * Oh, is that so? That salesman had found the crystal in the old machine...? * I wonder... if perhaps, long ago, that old machine was very important to someone. * A certain Lightner, perhaps... or maybe it's just a hunch. Haha! * At any rate, it's truly unfortunate a Darkner decided to steal that power... * Or, is it fortunate? Because of that, you found a new Crystal. * Here, let me hold onto that for you. Ha ha ha! * You have collected 2 Shadow Crystals. * But don't let down your guard. I feel your next opponent may be... hm. * In reality, it may be impossible to win. * ... Unless you use the power of the Shadow Mantle. * Here, it may look like an old scrap of cloth, but... * ... eh? * I can't find it. Did someone... take it...? * Hahaha! Well now, there goes your one chance of victory! * You have collected 2 Shadow Crystals. * Unfortunately, without the Shadow Mantle, at 2 you may remain. * Fate is approaching... and it is not on your side. * ... What is that? It appears you have a Shadow Crystal. * ... * Unfortunately, I believe that you are missing one from your previous adventures. * ... * But, are you sure? Are you sure you didn't defeat that clown...? * Perhaps... You just haven't remembered that you had yet. * That's right, as long as you ever defeated that enemy in the past... * Then perhaps, even now, that Crystal might turn up somewhere close... Perhaps!~1 * Aha! Another Shadow Crystal! You found it... * You can't see it, so perhaps you didn't notice... * Didn't you defeat him? Didn't you defeat Jevil? * Here, I'll take that Crystal. Now, you have collected 2 of them! Huzzah! * There are many fresh faces in town, I see. * It warms this old fluff to see such hope. * I was even surprised to see the Queen again. * Same as ever... Well, aren't we all. * Those young men have made an interesting shop. * They're leaving the bagel business, so I have the rest of their remaining stock. * Those three young musical men are thinking about setting up a shop here. * I'm sure you'd appreciate having an option other than me, ha ha. * ... By the by, it's growing late, isn't it? * You should hurry home once you finish your business here. * You don't want to get caught when the sun goes down... Space:~1 ========= obj_shop2 ========= $~1 $~1 ? $~1 ? Space:~1 =================== obj_sneo_kristhrown =================== * Missed! * The wire was cut! * The wire was cut! ================== obj_sneo_phonecall ================== WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? IT'S FOR ME!? ... IT'S FOR YOU. ====================== obj_socialmedia_avatar ====================== DRAMA ======================= obj_spamton_attack_mode ======================= $$DEALS$ $VALUES$ $$REAL$$ $"CHEAP" $PRICES$ BARGAIN$ $$49.998 $VALUES$ $VAULES$ ================= obj_spamton_enemy ================= ENL4RGE Yourself TRANSMIT KROMER MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My] Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!] [Press F1 For] HELP HELP * THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE * There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. * Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW! * Spamton mutters "1997." * Smells like KROMER. * CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die] * Spamton flashes an award-losing smile. * SPAMTON - He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY! TELL ME MORE NOT INTERESTED HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID! KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!! GIVE MONEY DON'T GIVE BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]] YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity] DON'T TAKE DEAL TAKE DEAL I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L. TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge] BUY INSURANCE DON'T BUY DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!! YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE? GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS REFUSE DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS? THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!! WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!! THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!! YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!! DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!! WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL. YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? NO DEAL YES DEAL WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU. YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!! YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!! WRONG THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! * (You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) * (Wrong choice...?) ===================== obj_spamton_neo_enemy ===================== MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP! ENJOY THE FIREWORKS, KID!!!! WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!? GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver]. THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic]. YOU MAKE ME [Sick]! I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge] I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE! I GAVE YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] FOR THE PRICE OF [My Favorite Year]! AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!? NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]! YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]! I WAS TOO [Trusting] TOO [Honest] I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!? WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves] ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big]. KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?! IT'S CALLING, KRIS... MY [Heart]... MY [Hands]... KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!? KRIS, I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A [Free Value] I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]! DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON? [Friends]!? KRIS!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? KRIS. IF YOU GIVE ME THAT [Soul] I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE. BUT KRIS, IF YOU REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. KRIS!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!! OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE... KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS? [BreaKing] and [CracKing] [The Smooth Taste Of] NEO THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT? [Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!! 3X THE [Fire]POWER. 2X THE [Water]POWER. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [Heads]! THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams] THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS! OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]? LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth] [Die Now] AND I'LL THROW IN [50] [Bullets] FOR FREE! KRIS!! THINK!! WHAT ARE MY [Eggs] GOING TO DO!? YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!! I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!! I WILL GIVE YOU [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!] I CAN ONLY [Kill] YOU [50-percent faster than similar products] OR [No Money Back!] DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!? Did you wanna be... GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die] SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER! I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]! YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU! AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SUPPLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME!!! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]. A REAL [PIPIS] PERSON! OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]? WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You] BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF... WELL, DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!? I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE GOT SOME [Guts] KID! BUT IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE, NEO NEVER LOSES!!! IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Bluelight Specil] * Spamton Neo's ATTACK dropped! * Spamton Neo's DEFENSE rose greatly! DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!? NOW... ENJ0Y THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!? GO AHEAD, [Kid]... CALL ALL YOU WANT! NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice] UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR.... ... YOU LOST IT... MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]! NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]! * The stage lights are shattered. * It pulls the strings and makes them ring. * The air crackles with freedom. * Smells like rotten glass. * Spamton NEO recovered HP with Pipis! * Spamton NEO's DEFENSE is towering. * Spamton looks to the heavens. * Hold and release ~1 to fire a BIG SHOT! * Spamton turns to the audience and laughs. * Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig! * Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience. * There is no audience. * Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room. * Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town. * SPAMTON NEO - YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! * THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN". * [[note: pain is in red.]] . * Spamton Neo - He is his own worst invention. * Kris called for help... * ... but nobody came. * You whispered Noelle's name... ... HER? YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!? HA HA HA HA!!! YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!? WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]!? HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? * Kris used X-Slash! Liked this! * RECOVERED HP with pipis! * You tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * You snapped desperately! * Broke 2 wires! * Everyone tried to snap wires... but it failed! * Everyone snapped wires! * You snapped a wire! * You snapped a wire! * You tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * Press ~1 to throw, aim for the weakpoint! * Susie tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * Susie snapped desperately! * Broke 2 wires! * Susie tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * Susie snapped a wire! * You Super Charged! Can charge bullets faster! Lasts 20 shots. * Ralsei tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * Ralsei snapped desperately! * Broke 2 wires! * Ralsei tried to snap a wire... but it failed! * Ralsei snapped a wire! * The power Ralsei's fluffy warmth surrounds you!. * Ralsei defended you! * Too many fluff balls! * Can't make any more! My esteem customer I see you are attempting to deplete my HP! WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES! HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?! NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!! KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!! THIS IS [Victory Smoke]!! IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR MY [Second Form]! ARE YOU READY KRIS!? FOR MY [Next Trick]! I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]! ARE YOU READY [Kids]!? [Turn Up The JUICE!] [Turn Up The JUICE!] [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!] ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!! HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!! MY... MY [Wires]... THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!? KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?! KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!? AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!? KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!! [Friendship]!!! KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!! CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!! ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]! AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!! NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!! HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!! ==================== obj_swatchling_enemy ==================== Welcome, young masters. We have prepared several attack patterns for your enjoyment. Please enjoy them at your convenience. Tut, tut. It looks like pain. We'll shine your shoes 'til they're black and blue. We'll make your bed with sheets blood red. We'll make yellow sweets for you, just try not to hurt your tooth. Please enjoy these complimentary birds. Would you like some horse'dovours? What? The lasagna has some kind of explosive in it? Please enjoy this complimentary body slam. I'm feeling blue. I'm seeing red. I'm a yellow fellow. How about some orange peel. A green lime for your drink? We feel so coordinated. Thank you, young masters. Thank you. My outfit is coordinated now. With myself. * The Swatchlings are cleaning each other off with feather dusters. * Swatchling feather dusts itself. * Swatchlings flex their backs while bending over to inspect a teacup. * Swatchling flexes all of its back muscles while inspecting a teacup. * The Swatchlings wipe at the face of their chained pocketwatch, which is digital. * The Swatchlings are adjusting their hue and saturation. * Smells like paint and feathers. * The Swatchlings are relieved their wardrobe has been coordinated. * The Swatchling is dreading doing all of the work by itself. * SWATCHLING - Happiest when their outfits are color-coordinated. * Talked about the color of the summer sun shining on a beach ball. * Talked about the steam of a fresh hot chocolate. * Talked about the warmth of a loving embrace. * Talked about the crunch of the last pickle in the refrigerator. * Talked about the chill of the wind on the ice skating pond. * Talked about the snow matted on your brother's nose. cold warm * But Swatchling is already as ~1 as can be! blue red yellow green orange a little bit a lot * Swatchling's color got ~1 warmer...! It's now ~2! * Swatchling's color turned ~1 colder...! It's now ~2! * Susie mentions explosions.~1 * Susie mentions lava.~1 * Susie mentions hot peppers.~1 * But nothing happened! * Ralsei mentions mint tea.~1 * Ralsei mentions icy scarves.~1 * Ralsei mentions ice cream.~1 * But nothing happened! =============== obj_sweet_enemy =============== Dancing! 2 Turns! Not Dancing Hey, I love this song!! Feel the beat, feel the beatdown! Boom, du-boom, du-boom, Get mixed, get remixed! Taste the rhythm, prism! * Sweet shimmies defiantly. * Cap'n spins his cap around. * K_K is a CD player. * Smells like music. * K... Kris!? Hey, Kris! * ...The hell do we do now!? * ...We can't ACT if Kris is down! * Don't worry, Susie! I'll just heal them, and... * ... hey, wait. Why can't we ACT without Kris? * Hey, is this really working!? * Maybe if Kris... um... * Maybe if we tried ballroom dancing instead? * Hey, why the hell do we need Kris to ACT? * B-because that's um, Kris's unique talent, so... * You think I'm too stupid to dance by myself!? * Susie learned S-Action! She can ACT from her MAGIC menu! * S-Susie, I-I don't think you should... * Happy feet dumbass! * (Susie made Ralsei learn R-Action even though he didn't want to!) * (I... I'm sorry, Kris!!!) * SWEET - The energetic one. Looks up to K_K. * You danced! * Sweet got lost in the groove! * You danced with Sweet! * Sweet got lost in the groove! * You danced with Sweet! * You danced with Sweet! * Everyone danced with Sweet! They're totally lost in the groove! * Susie danced with Sweet! * Sweet got lost in the groove! * Susie danced with Sweet! * Ralsei danced with Sweet! * Sweet got lost in the groove! * Ralsei danced with Sweet! * Everyone is dancing! ================ obj_tasque_enemy ================ meowowme owowmeow meowowme meowmeow meowowme owowowow meowowow meowowow owowowmememeowme owmemeowowmemeow owmeowmemeowmeow * Tasque is beeping dangerously. * Tasque is emitting an 8-bit purr. * Tasque is batting a ball of low-poly yarn. minimized maximized * Tasque is meowing to be ~1. * Tasque cleans with a sawtooth tongue. * Tasque wags its tail in a sine wave. * Smells like plastic cartridge. * TASQUE - This stray cat is in need of some management. * You pet Tasque. It liked that. * You pet Tasque! It's just a cat... * Susie roared!! The enemies became TIRED.~1 * Who's king of the jungle now!? * You and Noelle pet the enemies!~1 * Th-there, there... (It's not too different from Catti...) Isn't that just how he normally talks? * Ralsei talked in a soft voice to the enemies!~1 * There, there, it's okay, little kitty... * Susie yelled at Tasque to get off her lawn. * Susie roared like a lion! * Ralsei cooed gently at Tasque! * Ralsei blinks at Tasque! * Noelle got rubbed on by Tasque! * Tasque showed its belly to Noelle! ======================== obj_tasque_manager_enemy ======================== Processes! Services! Performance! Details! Wrinkly clothing? Slouched back? Delinquent tendencies? Untied shoelaces? ~1 Let me whip it into shape! Hors d'oeuvre, Hors d'oeuvre... I mean, order, order! Order, order! Kitties!! Aren't my kitties just so well behaved? Watch! Chaos, chaos!? No, no! Order, order! Now get rid of that silly tail! Chaos, chaos!? No, no! Order, order! Now get rid of that silly Devilsknife! * Tasque Manager makes a list of her outfits for the next year. She only has one outfit. * Tasque Manager is writing "manage tasks" next to every entry in her daily planner. * Tasque Manager is straightening her whip with a hair straightener. * Tasque Manager is making herself take priority over everything. * Smells like live wiring. * Tasque Manager has reached her meticulously scheduled bedtime. * Tasque Manager has found things to be sufficiently organized. * TASQUE MANAGER - Obsessed with order, and abhors Chaos. Whip it good! Hush, puppy! No growling... Oh, what a perfect little puppy you are! * Tasque Manager seemed slightly pleased at the Order!! * Susie was trained like an animal... A treat!! Somebody give her a treat!! * Play dead!? I'll teach YOU to play dead!!~1 * Susie got managed! What a wonderfully crafted signpost! I'm giving it an obedience medal! * Ralsei got trained like an animal!! Why the hell do YOU get one of those!! * Due to good behavior, he received an obedience badge.~1 * Ralsei got managed! He really loves to do what he's told, doesn't he? How dare you touch my pretty kitty! How dare you! You've been a bad dog... * (Your act failed...) * (You asked Tasque Manager to show you order. She obliges!) * (You asked for order!) * (You talked to Tasque Manager, but no effect...) * (Everyone asked Tasque Manager to show you order. She obliges!) * S-Action failed! * Susie barked madly! * Susie's mouth froths! * R-Action failed! * Ralsei fell in line! * Ralsei listened closely! * Kris got trained like an animal!! * Kris got managed! ================== obj_tasquepainting ================== * (The painting is labelled "Task".) * (The painting is labelled "Timberly".) * (The painting is labelled "Tasq".) * (The painting is labelled "Tasc".) * (The painting is empty.) ============== obj_tem_school ============== * KRISP!! * awa... ver sorz... * tem already have partner... * tem partner with... * EG!!! * (It's a black-and-white hardboiled egg.) * (Sadly, seems like it already has a partner.) * suz... VER MEAN!!! * said tem talk stupid... * WRON! tem a SMART!!! * tem study hard and go to COLLEGE!!! * suz... VER MEAN!!! * said eg... * NEVER HATCH!!! * (The hardboiled egg emanates a feeling of pity towards you.) * (The eggs you have collected so far. There's ~1.) * tem still study... study harb!!! * tem get a SMART! go to COLLEG!! achieve DREAM!! * then tem become... TEM BECOME....!! * Hahaha... As if you could even envision it. ============== obj_tensionbar ============== M A X =============== obj_throwralsei =============== * Press ~1 to determine the POWER! ================= obj_treasure_room ================= * (~1 was added to your ~2.) * (You have too many ~2 to take ~1.) * (You opened the treasure chest.) * (Inside was ~1.) ==================== obj_unusedclassevent ==================== * You gathered all the junk off the floor... * ... and turned it into a giant dusty ball. ===================== obj_virovirokun_enemy ===================== I'm the fever, I'm the chill. Don't let this bug ya! Happy new year 1997! I've got a love letter for you. Got your nose! This shrink's out of control! Yaha, I'm home free! Kindness is contagious! Just what the doctor ordered! Nice * Virovirokun looks extra sick. * Virovirokun looks healthy. * Smells like cherry syrup. * Virovirokun is poking round things with a spear. * Virovirokun uses a text document as a tissue. * Virovirokun is sweating suspiciously. * Virovirokun is beeping a criminal tune. * VIROVIROKUN - This sick virus needs affordable healthcare. * You treated Virovirokun with care! It's no longer infectious! * Everyone treated the enemy with tender loving care!! All the enemies felt great!! * You and Noelle showed the enemy tender loving care! * H... huh? What are you telling me to do? ACT...? * Can someone please explain what's going on?! Oh boy, is this your first time in a battle? * Uh... well... um... yes. Oh boy... * You and Virovirokun explained how battles work to Noelle. * I get it! It's kind of like Dragon Blazers! * And if we're nice to you, we can win through mercy? Yeah * And the way I have to do that is... * Dressing up in a weird costume. Yeah * ... * Ralsei cooked up a cure. * If you're sick, shouldn't you have some soup? Say "aah"~! * Sickness was cured! Everyone's HP up! * Susie cooked up a cure! * What, you want me to cook something!? * Susie put a hot dog in the microwave! * She forgot to poke holes in it! The hot dog exploded! * Susie commiserated with the enemy! * Stick it to the man, dude. * Even if that means cloning yourself, or whatever. * Susie encouraged evil! * Ralsei tried to steer the enemy down the right path. * Not everybody knows this, but... * Crimes are bad. ... Did you know that? * Ralsei tried to rehabilitate! * Noelle offered a cold compress! * Noelle tried her best! * Noelle was clueless! =============================== obj_weirdEvent_addison_city_big =============================== * If you're something else, maybe a Dating Shoes isn't right...? * Maybe I could interest you in a FreezeRing? * Huh...? A ring...? * Faha, sorry, I don't think WE need something like that! * C'mon, angel! You can't get stronger without good equipment! * Stronger...? R-right, I guess that's how it works here... * (You got the FreezeRing.) * (What... what just happened?) * (Did I actually just...) * (No, they... they must have given it to us. The ring.) * (...) * (Besides... it's good to get stronger, isn't it?) * Th... thanks, Kris! * (Though, if Susie bought me a ring...) ========================== obj_weirdroute_manipulator ========================== * K-Kris...? Are you sure this isn't the wrong way? ====================== obj_werewerewire_enemy ====================== * Werewerewire's wire is loose! * ... well, it would be. * Werewerewire crackles at a level too high for you to understand. * Werewerewire shuffles coolly. * Werewerewire looks strong just standing there. * Werewerewire pretends to ignore you. * Smells like a lightning strike. * WEREWEREWIRE - It absorbed the wire and became stronger. Be careful! * You and Werewerewire locked eyes. The atmosphere is electric... * You watched coldly. * You and Susie told Werewerewire you'd beat them up! * The air crackles with fighting spirit! * You and Ralsei whispered sweetly to Werewerewire! * It pretended not to care, but ACTs became more effective! * Susie snorted "tch!" * Susie laughed "heh!" * Ralsei winks demurely! * Ralsei smiled sweetly! ================== obj_werewire_enemy ================== * Werewire's wire is loose! * Werewire crackles incomprehensibly. * Werewire shuffles menacingly. * Werewire dusts sparks off its shoulders. * The atmosphere is electric. * Smells like ozone. * Try timing your attacks by pressing ~1! * WEREWIRE - Controlled by the Queen's wire, it's sleepwalking through a nightmare! * You jiggled your body. The wire loosened in turn! * You jiggled your body! * Press ~1 to throw, aim for the weakpoint! * Susie yanked on the wire! It loosened a little bit. * Susie yanked the wire! * Ralsei sang a snake-charming song to the wire! It loosened a little bit. * Ralsei charmed the wire! * Noelle pulled out the plug like a fairy light! * Noelle pulled on the plug! ======================= obj_werewire_kristhrown ======================= * Missed! * The wire greatly loosened! * The wire loosened a little! ============== obj_wordbullet ============== LOL TOP10 FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS GIRL DOLL BOY QUEEN TALE JOKE FASHION MIX SOUND VIDEO TOP20 LAUGH AND CRY LIKE RATE ? @ ! * ================= obj_zpoppup_enemy ================= * Ralsei tried to click on an ad with a castle on it... =============== scr_84_load_ini =============== [EMPTY] =========== scr_anyface =========== 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ============= scr_armorinfo ============= Amber Card A thin square charm that sticks to you, increasing defense. ... better than nothing. It's sticky, huh, Kris... It's like a name-tag! Dice Brace A bracelet made out of various symbol-inscribed cubes. ... okay. It says "Friendship!" Hey, y-you jumbled it... Pink Ribbon A cute hair ribbon that increases the range bullets increase tension. Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore. Um... D-do I look cute...? ... feels familiar. I said NO! C'mon already! It's nice dressing up... GrazeArea White Ribbon A crinkly hair ribbon that slightly increases your defense. Nope. Not in 1st grade anymore. Um... D-do I look cute...? I said NO! C'mon already! It's nice being dressed up... ... feels familiar. Cuteness IronShackle Shackle that ironically increases your attack and defense. (Damn, it's actually cool...) *jingle jangle* Haha! I'm the ghost of holidays past! MouseToken A golden coin with a once-powerful mousewizard engraved on it. This guy's... familiar? Chu! Healing power UP! ... from the family entertainment center? Jevilstail A J-shaped tail that gives you devilenergy. Figured I'd grow one someday. I'm a good devil, OK? ... (I like it...) Silver Card A square charm that increases dropped money by 5% Money, that's what I need. Do they take credit? It goes with my watch! $ +5% TwinRibbon Two ribbons. You'll have to put your hair into pigtails. ... it gets worse and worse. Try around my horns! ... nostalgic, huh. GrazeArea GlowWrist A tough bracelet made of green wires, and studded with sharp glowing lights. Whoops, it's tangled. Let me just untangle this... It's like holiday lights... ChainMail Chain-armor. Send it to 10 others or it'll lose its defensive rating Damn, guess I'm cursed. A letter?... For me...? Armor? (It's cool...) B.ShotBowtie A handsome bowtie. Looks like the brand name has been cut off. Ugh, I look like a nerd. Can I have suspenders? ... do I put it in my hair? SpikeBand A black wristband covered in spikes. Has the tendency to get stuck to itself. Can't say no to spikes. Um, do I... look tough? (Maybe Susie would like this look?) Silver Watch Grazing bullets affects the turn length by 10% more It's clobbering time. I'm late, I'm late! (Th-this was mine...) GrazeTime TensionBow Gain 10% more tension from grazing bullets TPGain Mannequin It's a mannequin with the clothes permanently attached. Useless Not even gonna ask. Um, the d-dress is cute... (Why did they spend $300 on this!?) ??? DarkGoldBand A black metal with a golden shine. Not even gonna ask. Um, the d-dress is cute... (Why did they spend $300 on this!?) SkyMantle A cape that shimmers fluorescently. Protects against Elec and Holy attacks. Elec/Holy SpikeShackle Get a load of THIS! Looking SHARP! (It's tearing my sleeves...) Attack FrayedBowtie An old bowtie. It seems to have lost much of its defensive value. Look. I have standards. It's still wearable! (Reminds me of Asgore...) Dealmaker Fashionable pink and yellow glasses. Greatly increase $ gained, and...? Money, that's what I need. Two pairs of glasses? (Seems... familiar?) $ +30% RoyalPin A brooch engraved with Queen's face. Careful of the sharp part. ROACH? Oh, brooch. Heh. I'm a cute little corkboard! Queen... gave this to me. ===================== scr_ascii_input_names ===================== Num Lock Scroll Lock ================== scr_encountersetup ================== * It is known. * Test enemies showed up. * Rudinn drew near! * A different Rudinn from last time drew near! * Assumedly another different Rudinn appeared! * A necklace of Rudinns blocks your path. * Rudinn and Hathy blocked the way! * C. Round attacked violently! * (You recall Ralsei's advice to include Susie in an ACT.) * Clover grew close! * Three Hathys blocked the way! * Here it comes! * Ponman drew near! * Ponman drew near! * Clover and Hathy grew close! * Rabbick slithered in the way! * Rabbicks slithered in the way! * Bloxer assembled! * Bloxers assembled! * Lancer blocked the way! * Jigsawry drew near! * A different Jigsawry from last time drew near! * Assumedly another different Jigsawry appeared! * A board of Jigsawrys blocked the way! * Smorgasboard. * Rabbick slithered in the way! * LET THE GAMES BEGIN! * Here it comes. Again. * Rudinn Rangers came sparkling into view! * Head Hathy blocked the way quietly! * Head Hathy blocked the way quietly! (x3) * Two bad guys blocked the way! * Rabbicks slithered in the way! * Various guys appeared! * King blocked the way! * Ambyu-Lances beeped towards you! * Hey Kris, lemme show you my ultimate healing! * Poppups popped up! * Tasques crossed your path! * Werewires swung in! * Maice blocked the way! * Virovirokun floated in! * First strike! * Swatchlings bowed in! * Tasque Manager blocks the way! * Berdly rides in! * Queen blocks the way! * DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT? * It's time to be a BIG SHOT! * Sweet Cap'n Cakes block your way! * Thrash Machine reluctantly fights you! * Swatchlings bowed in! * Werewerewire strongly blocks the way! * Maus blocked the way! * H-huh!? What's going on!? * Virovirokun and Ambyu-lance are fighting each other! * Virovirokun and Ambyu-lance are fighting each other! * Animal house. * Clover joins the stage! * It's a grazing adventure. * H-huh!? What's going on!? * What are we doing!? * Smorgasbord 2. * Werewires swung in! * Werewire and Maus swung down like stringed superheroes! * Ambyu-Lance and its pet appeared! * Poppup and caretakers appeared! * Maice blocked the way! * Swatchling and vermin appeared! * Werewerewire strongly blocks the way! * Berdly blocks the way! * Mauswheel spins into you! * GIGA Queen blocks the way! * Ambyu-Lances beeped towards you! * Tasque and Co. drew near! * Tasques zoomed towards you! * Poppup and Virovirokun Appeared! * Graze! * Round One! * Round Two! * Round Three! * Round Four! * Final Round! * Werewire appeared. * Ambyu-Lance beeps towards you! * Tasque crossed your path! * Jigsaw Joe jigs in! * Poppup and Maus appeared. * Pipis. =============== scr_fusion_info =============== Heal 60 HPx2 Heal 60 HPx2 $ Gained +5 Graze Area+ Attack+ Graze TP+ Trance ============= scr_gamestart ============= ECHIDNA Yes No Maybe Don't know Home Kris Kris Susie Ralsei Noelle =================== scr_itemdesc_single =================== --- --- Heals 40 HP. A red-and-black star that tastes like marshmallows. Heals a fallen ally to MAX HP. A minty green crystal. A shimmering shard. Its use is unknown. A shimmering shard. Its value increases each Chapter. Ralsei's handmade book full of various tips and tricks. Though broken, it seethes with power. A master smith could fix it. This cake will make your taste buds spin! Heals 160 HP to the team. A pastry in the shape of a top. Heals ~1 HP to the team. A mysterious black burger made of... Hey, this is just burnt! +70HP A cookie shaped like Lancer's face. Maybe not a cookie. Heals 1 HP? An enormous salad... but, it's just lettuce, so it's worthless. +4HP A sandwich that can be split into 3. Heals 70 HP to the team. Hearts, don't it!? It's filled with divisive, clotty red jam. +??HP It's quite small, but some people REALLY like it. +??HP You'd think it tastes perfect. Heals 500HP. A dark roux with a delicate aroma. Also... has worms in it. +50HP A bagel with a reflective inside. Makes music with each bite. +80HP It's a mannequin with the clothes permanently attached. Useless It's own-flavored tea. The flavor just says "Kris." It's own-flavored tea. The flavor just says "Noelle." It's own-flavored tea. The flavor just says "Ralsei." It's own-flavored tea. The flavor just says "Susie." It's the Double-Dark-Burger. It'll take two bites to finish! White candy with a chalky texture. It'll recover 120HP. It's short for ButlerJuice. It changes color with temperature. Spaghetti woven by master coders, made of macarons and ribbons. +30HP to all. A coffee-and-chocolate flavored cookie. Words spark out when you bite it. Raises TP by 32% in battle. Raises TP by 50% in battle. Raises TP to full in battle. A minty powder that revives all fallen party members to 25% HP. A breakable mint that revives all fallen party members to 100% HP. A strange concoction made of colorful squares. Will poison you. A dollar with a certain dog on it. Its value decreases each Chapter. ======================== scr_itemget_anytype_text ======================== ARMORs WEAPONs ITEMs STORAGE KEY ITEMs MONEY HOLE Dark Dollars ============ scr_iteminfo ============ Dark Candy Heals 40HP ReviveMint Heal Downed Ally Glowshard Sell at shops Manual Read out of battle BrokenCake Heals 20HP Top Cake Heals team 160HP Spincake Heals team ~1HP Darkburger Heals 70HP LancerCookie Heals 50HP GigaSalad Heals 4HP ClubsSandwich Heals team 70HP HeartsDonut Healing varies ChocDiamond Healing varies Favwich Heals ALL HP RouxlsRoux Heals 50 HP CD Bagel Heals 80 HP Mannequin Useless Kris Tea Healing varies Noelle Tea Healing varies Ralsei Tea Healing varies Susie Tea Healing varies DD-Burger Heals 60HP 2x LightCandy Heals 120HP ButJuice Heals 100HP SpagettiCode Heals team 30HP JavaCookie Healing varies TensionBit Raises TP 32% TensionGem Raises TP 50% TensionMax Raises TP Max ReviveDust Revives team 25% ReviveBrite Revives team 100% S.POISON Hurts party member DogDollar Not so useful ================ scr_itemnamelist ================ CD Bagel Mannequin Kris Tea Noelle Tea Ralsei Tea Susie Tea DD-Burger LightCandy ButJuice SpagettiCode JavaCookie TensionBit TensionGem TensionMax ReviveDust ReviveBrite S.POISON DogDollar =========== scr_itemuse =========== Yeahh!! That's good! Hey, feed ME!!! Yummy!!! Marshmallows!! Oh, it's... sticky? I'm ALIVE!!! (You weren't dead) (Don't look it) Ah, I'm refreshed! Mints? I love mints! * (You tried to read the manual, but it was so dense it made your head spin...) Mmm, seconds! Whoops. Happy birthday! Haha! I'm dizzy. Mmm, thank you! My eyes are spinning... Cooked to perfection! A bit burnt...? I-is this real meat...? Mmm... face (uncomfortable) Umm, what is this? It's cute... Why this!? Let's be healthy! Something to graze on! Quit hogging! (It's cut evenly...) (Kris took two thirds of it...) Mmm, blood! Aah, sticky... Mmm... what!? It's blood!? THAT'S it? Aww, thanks, Kris! Umm, it's ok, Kris, I'll share... (It's SO good!) K-Kris!? I... (Huh? I didn't know Kris liked this flavor.) Cool, it's wriggling. Yum, is this spaghetti? Tastes like... jumprope? It's got crunch. How elegant! What a nice song... * (The clothes are stuck to the doll...) * (There's no way you can use this.) (No reaction?) (... no reaction?) Hell yeah, apple juice!! Don't drink so fast!! Tastes like blueberries! Huh? Really? Tastes like cinnamon! (What is this aftertaste...?) (... do they like it?) (They're drinking it...) (Umm, do they like it or not...?) Hell yeah, eggnog!! D-don't drink so fast! It's soft and sweet. ... this is just water! You're pranking me, right?! (No reaction?) (I'm happy!) Hey, it's like marshmallows!! D-don't drink so fast! Um... isn't this water? There's nothing in here! STOP LOOKING AT ME! (They seem into it) ... this is tea? It's grape juice! Huh, really? (Wonder if they sell this in gallons?) C'mon, gimme the rest! M-maybe give Susie the rest? Th... there's MORE!? Hey, this rules! Nice and chalky. (I-isn't this the chalk I gave her?) Hell'd you call this!? I made this. B-Brainfreeze! ... kidding! I'm NOT wearing it. How sweet! Reminds me of one of my sweaters. It says GUTS! It says Fluffy... I... I can't read these symbols... * (You felt tense.) * (... try using it in battle.) * (You felt tense.) * (... try using it in battle.) * (You felt tense.) * (... try using it in battle.) Don't throw dust at me! It's minty! What are you sprinkling? Don't throw mints at me! It's minty! What are you throwing? Ugh! ...tastes good? Ow... er, thanks, Kris! (I'll... just pretend to drink it...) * (Where'd this come from?) * (You tried to call on the Cell Phone.) * (You used the Egg.) * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw the computer lab. * ...but, it must've just been your imagination. * You held the crystal up to your eye. * ... but nothing happened. * It doesn't seem very useful. =============== scr_keyiteminfo =============== --- --- Hohoho! I'm a tough boy! Treat me like one of your ITEMS! Hohoho! ROUXLS jumped out of your pocket! How dadcrobatic! (Lesser) Hohoho! That game looked fun! Let me be the stool next! Sounded like milk out there. Splat! Were you three osmosing without me!? We fell! But don't worry. I'm a strong boy. I won't be trounced by a mere bounce! Split up? We'll solve this mystery fast! You? You can be the un-talking dog. Ho-ho! A soft cream is following you! Can we make them a bad guy? That golden statue... Could it be... The illusory nipple technique!? Wow! Thanks for the free sample! I couldn't eat another bite!! The bluebird of crappiness. Fly high, bluebird. Fly high. Did I miss something? I was doing my calisthetics. Stay handsome. Hey! Thanks for the tape! I was hungry! Push my tummy to hear a cool song! Hoho! It's me, Lancer! Release me and I will release you! (Innocent boys are fast asleep.) A stone statue. Strangely, it looks like Lancer... Hoho! What a terrific boy's adventure. Time to kick off my feet and relax... Oo la la! Who is that handsome mustachioed boy! I think I'm in love! (huff, puff) There, I got back into your pocket! Now you can use my power! Lancer Thou gazeth upon a man most handsometh. This daringst genius, adoredeth beyondth all hey let me speakst Rouxls Kaard Oh, milord! Tis I, your humblest servante, righte here where I never lefteth! A data disk from a strange machine. Didn't someone want this? EmptyDisk A strange disk. You can feel it smiling in your hand. LoadedDisk A shady-looking program that can open certain doors. KeyGen A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand. You have collected [~1]. ShadowCrystal Starwalker The original (Starwalker) PureCrystal The shadow purified by the cat ============= scr_litemdesc ============= * "Ball of Junk" - A small ball of accumulated things in your pocket. * "Ball of Junk" - A small ball of accumulated things in your pocket. * "Cards" - The Jack of Spades, and the Rules Card. * "Box of Heart Candy" - It's not yours. Will that stop you? * There is a small shard of something in your pocket. * It feels like glass, but... * "Eraser" - Weapon 1 AT * Pink, it bounces when thrown on the ground. * "Mechanical Pencil" - 1 AT * It's tempting to click it repeatedly. * "Wristwatch" - Armor 1 DF * Maybe an expensive antique. * Stuck before half past noon. ============= scr_litemname ============= Cards Box of Heart Candy Glass Eraser Mech. Pencil Wristwatch ============= scr_litemuseb ============= * You held the cards. * They felt flimsy between your fingers. * what? a heart shaped box of chocolates? * oh, i get it. * heh. * wow. * you're really... * hm. * alright, alright. * ... okay. * you wanna make a return on these, don't you? * okay, okay, no need to break my heart. * here's five dollars. * (You traded the chocolates for 5 dollars.) * (You could give Alphys the chocolate if you talk to her.) * Woah, Kris, where the hell'd you get that? * ... someone gave it to you? * HAHAHA!! YEAH RIGHT!!! You stole it, didn't you!? * Well, c'mon!! Let's eat it and hide the evidence!! * (You and Susie shared the heart-shaped box of candies.) * (Both of you had a feeling in your chest...) * Ow, my stomach... * (... that you shouldn't have eaten all of it.) * (You unhesitatingly devoured the box of heart shaped candies.) * (Your guts are being destroyed.) * (You accept this destruction as part of life...) * You looked through the glass. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw Susie glaring at you, coldly... * But when you moved the glass away, * You see her looking at you, smiling and making a rude gesture. * You thought you saw through your hand. * You looked through the glass. * ... but nothing happened. * It doesn't seem very useful. * Ring... * No one picked up. * Hello? * Dreemurr residence... * Who might this be...? * ... Kris? * Sigh... Do not make me come over there. * Click... * Ring... * (The phone is ringing, but you can't get it.) * (You're already on the phone, after all...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, honey, what is it? * What? No, I am not giving you a ride home. * Our house is not far. It is just at the top of town. * Try walking. It builds character, honey. * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, I am grading papers. * I can talk to you when you get back, alright? * Our house is only at the top of town, you know. * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Oh, excuse me, I seem to be receiving a phone call. * Kris...? What is it, honey? * What? You are "normal?" * What? You made a "trash orb"? * ... Could you explain what you mean by that? * (Kris, d-don't give the phone to me!!!) * Oh, you are going to the library later? * Well, thank you for telling me this time! Have a nice time! * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, do not worry about the library. * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Ah, Kris! You are going to do your project...? * Oh, are you calling to ask for my help!? * I will go find our homemade scented glue-sticks! * ... Oh? You have a partner this time? * Kris!! That's wonderful!! * I hope they like butterscotch-scented gluesticks! * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, do not worry about going to the library. * If Berdly harasses you about our debt... * I will come and throw a smoke bomb so you can escape. * ... maybe not. Hee hee hee. Try your best, honey. * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Hi honey! How was your group project? * I can give you a ride home in a minute, I am just... * ... oh? No need? * You are still spending time with a friend...? * Oh dear! Two days in a row, Kris! Is that a record? * Have fun, honey! Be back before sunset! * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Calling me again? What must your friend think? * Have fun with your friend, honey! * (Click...) * (Ring, ring...) * Hello, Dreemurr residence. * What? You would like to talk to "Susie"? * ... * Of course, here you are. * KRIS FINISH WASHING YOUR DAMN HANDS!!! * (Ring, ring...) * Kris, the phone is going. * Would you mind getting it for me while I... * ... * Kris? Why are you calling our house? * (Ring, ring...) * (Everybody seems too busy to pick up the phone...) ====================== scr_monster_make_tired ====================== (Tired) ================ scr_monstersetup ================ Enemy Check Warning Victory SimuDance Victory (S) Lecture CoolDance SimuDance CoolDance SimuDance Lancer Check Warning Compliment * Lancer busts in! Dummy Check Hug Hug Ralsei * The tutorial begins. Ralsei Check Hug * The tutorial begins. Rudinn Check Convince Lecture Warning Hathy Check Flatter X-Flatter Warning S-Flatter Clover Check Politics Religion Sports Kindness Cuteboys GunControl Trees Ghosts Games Warning Pippins Check Bet X-Bet C.Round Check X-Compliment Warning K.Round Check Bow Deep Bow Warning Ponman Check Goodnight Lullaby Warning Lancer Check Rabbick Check Blow On BreathAll Warning Bloxer Check Rearrange Rival Jigsawry Check Befriend Warning Clover Check TalkBday TalkBoys TalkSports TalkAnimals TalkTrees DoomTank Check Hug Flatter Diplomacy Smile Lancer Check Anything X-Anything Susie Check Anything Sing JEVIL Check Pirouette Random Chaos Hypnosis Induce TIRED K.Round Check Checkers Bow Susie's Idea Rudinn Ranger Check Convince Compliment Head Hathy Check Flirt X-Flirt King Check Talk Talk Talk Courage Defense Boost RedBuster Red Damage DualHeal Heals everyone Ambyu-Lance Check Avoid GetHit Hospitality S-Action R-Action N-Action Poppup Check Click Block Avoid S-Action R-Action N-Action Tasque Check Petting Roar SoftVoice PettingX S-Action R-Action N-Action Werewire Check JiggleJiggle ThrowWire Toss Kris to free wire S-Action R-Action N-Action Maus Check TrapOne Upgrade TrapAll Fear Compliment S-Action R-Action N-Action Virovirokun Check TakeCare TakeCareX TakeCareX S-Action R-Action N-Action Swatchling Check Warmify Redder 2 stages Coldify Bluer 2 stages Half-Warm Redder 1 stage Half-Cold Bluer 1 stage Cap'n Check Dance Dance X Dance Dance Check Dance Dance X Dance Dance Sweet Check Dance Dance X Dance Dance Werewerewire Check BeCold BeTough BeSweet S-Action R-Action GrazeTest Check S-Action R-Action Tasque Manager Check Order OrderX S-Action R-Action Berdly Check Bump Ride coaster BumpX Everyone rides coaster Bump Ride coaster Bump Ride coaster Mauswheel Check Catch CatchX S-Action R-Action Rouxls Check Take House Take House 2 Take House 3 Take House 4 S-Action Distract Berdly Check Glare Play Dumb Wake Play Smart N-Action Clover Check Topic Guess favorite thing Topic(Long) Longer time to guess S-Action R-Action Queen Check Loosen GroupLoosen Throw RedBuster Red Damage DualHeal Heals everyone Loosen Loosen Spamton Check Deal HealDeal DEAL & HEAL 60 Spamton NEO Check X-Slash Physical damage FriedPipis Heals 120 HP Snap SnapAll Snap Supercharge Charge faster Snap FluffyGuard Orbiting shield GIGA Queen FireMode Power Attacks SwordMode Power up each hit LaserMode Fast Attacks DuckMode Sucky Attacks TurboDodge Better dodge SELF-FIX Heals 100HP Jigsaw Joe Shave Pipis S-Action R-Action ============= scr_phonename ============= Call Toriel Sans's Number Not Sans's Number ==================== scr_recruit_info_all ==================== Not yet fully recruited ? ? ================ scr_recruit_info ================ Known Quantity It is known. Rudinn Said to be someone's best friend, but maybe not. Shine on, you lazy diamond! Shiny Things Effort JEWEL * Hey, boss! I'll have a Dark Candy Starfait! Hathy A heart with a big heart. Always supporting others with her bullets. Lip Gloss Drama HEART * (Hathy is going to order a heart-foam latte.) Ponman A simple organism that takes life one square at a time. Sleeping Moving Backwards ORDER * (Looks like it wants to osmose some flavorful cubes.) Rabbick A real dust bunny. Known to play dirty, but loves to play clean. Dusty Places Vacuum RABBIT:DUST * (Looks like it wants to be dabbed with rubbing alcohol.) Bloxer A shape changing fighter. Ironically, blocking is not its forte. Cross-Trainers Formal Shoewear FIGHT * Everything tastes better with a normally-shaped body! Jigsawry It cries tears of joy that you are its boss. Fitting In Susie's Ax MOUSE:PUZZ * Lemonade? ... Please. JEVIL An agent of CHAOS, he became DEVILSKNIFE to the pocket. CHAOS BOREDOM ??? CHAOS:CHAOS Rudinn Ranger Obsessed with ranger shows, it lets everyone know it's better than Rudinn. Sucking Up Show Getting Taped Over JEWEL:BLADE * Boss...? You're treating me...? Oh, you shouldn't have! (smile) Head Hathy Although stronger than Hathy, seems to have fewer friends. Peace And Quiet Being Alone HEART:ICE * (Head Hathy drinks an ice tea in silence...) Ambyu-Lance An aggressive antivirus. It's not down with the sickness. Loud Sirens Funny Sound Effects ORDER:ELEC * Pipooo! Nothing beats a nice shot of espresso... Want me to give you a "shot", too!? Poppup Known to say ASOBOH, which means "Let's Play!" ... does it know that? LEEMO FRUIT ADBLOCK VIRUS * NOMU NOMU. * BERRY GOOD! Tasque This cat loves you! Cat Food Cat Food CAT:ELEC * (It's drinking K_K's electric milk JPEG.) Werewire It was controlled by Queen. But, it's stronger and cooler now, so? Shock Therapy Emotional Therapy ELEC * (It has some kind of energy drink.) Maus It dreams of re-enacting scenes from cat and mouse cartoons. Clicking Clicking On Poppup MOUSE:ELEC * (It's drinking melted cheese.) Virovirokun A virus with a slightly criminal streak... and a heart of gold. Retro Games Federal Justice System VIRUS * Wanna share my soda? We'll both get sick that way... Hee hee. Swatchling Colorful and dandy, you can always count on him to work hard. Paint By Numbers Mixed Messages COLOR * Boss? Shall we sit down and enjoy a nice earl grey? Werewerewire It absorbed the wire with fighting spirit. Gets flustered easily. Supercharged Fighting Interpersonal Relationships ELEC:FIGHT * (... it's crushing its energy drink with its hand...) Tasque Manager Loves to coordinate outfits. Strongly dislikes clowns. New Wave Synth Pop Mismatched Socks CAT:ORDER Mauswheel You recruited 3 big mice and you're stuck with it. Pretending To Be A Tire Losing Momentum MOUSE:MOUSE:MOUSE * (It's getting electricity from the melted cheese like a water wheel) ============ scr_roomname ============ Dark World? --- Castle Town Castle Town My Castle Town Cyber Field - Entrance Cyber Field - Arcade Machine Cyber Field - Music Shop Cyber City - Entrance Cyber City - First Alleyway Cyber City - Mouse Alley Cyber City - Music Shop Cyber City - Second Alleyway Cyber City - Heights Queen's Mansion - Guest Hall Queen's Mansion - Entrance Queen's Mansion - 3F Queen's Mansion - Acid Tunnel Queen's Mansion - Basement Queen's Mansion - 4F Queen's Mansion - Rooftop ============ scr_shopmenu ============ $~1 $~1 $~1 =================== scr_smallface_reset =================== * ... what? ============= scr_spellinfo ============= You can do many things. Don't confuse it with magic. SleepMist Sleep Mist Spare TIRED foes A cold mist sweeps through, sparing all TIRED enemies. IceShock IceShock Damage w/ ICE Deals magical ICE damage to one enemy. SnowGrave SnowGrave Fatal Deals the fatal damage to all of the enemies. UltimatHeal UltimatHeal Best healing Heals 1 party member to the best of Susie's ability. ============= scr_spelltext ============= * ~1 cast SLEEPMIST! * ~1 cast ICESHOCK! * ~1 cast SNOWGRAVE! * ~1 cast ULTIMATEHEAL! * ~1 spared ~2! * But its name wasn't YELLOW... * (Try using Noelle's SLEEPMIST!) * ~1 spared ~2! * But its name wasn't YELLOW... * (Try using ACTs!) * ~1 used the REVIVEMINT! became enraptured! (Tired) was bored to tears! listened politely! became sentimental! * ~1 used the ROUXLS ROUX! * ~1 used the CD BAGEL! * ~1 used the CLOTHESDOLL! * ... but nothing happened! * ~1 used the KRIS TEA! * ~1 used the NOELLE TEA! * ~1 used the RALSEI TEA! * ~1 used the SUSIE TEA! * ~1 used the DD-BURGER! * ~1 used the LIGHTCANDY! * ~1 used the BUTJUICE! * ~1 used the SPAGHETTICODE! * ~1 used the JAVACOOKIE! * ~1 used the TENSIONBIT! * Tension raised up earlier. * ~1 used the TENSIONGEM! * ~1 used the TENSIONMAX! * ~1 used the REVIVEDUST! * ~1 used the REVIVEBRIGHT! * ~1 administered S.POISON! * ~1 admired DOGDOLLAR! ======== scr_text ======== Yes No * You really didn't want to throw it away. * Throw it away anyway? * You took it from your pocket. * You have a very, very, bad feeling about throwing it away. * Hand shaking, you dropped the ball of junk on the ground. * It broke into pieces. * You felt bitter. * You felt a feeling of relief. * Hey, Kris! What's up? * Didja lose your pencil again? * Here, you want the candy-cane one or the one with lights on it? * Huh? * You want to be partners? * Ummm... Sorry... * Berdly already asked me... * But I could ask Ms. Alphys if we could make a group of 3! * I'll ask if you're sure! Not yet Yes. Ask. * OK, I'll ask! * Miss Alphys! * Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3? * Yeah, I'm sure there's someone else you can ask! * Do you wanna be partners? Not yet Yes * OK, I'll ask! * Miss Alphys! * Umm, is it OK if we have a group of 3? * Umm, OK. * You just keep doing your thing, Kris. * Alright. * Let's get this over with. * We'll get more chalk. * Mosey back to class. * And then, Kris... * YOU'LL do our project. * How's that sound? Good Bad Yes No * (There's something glowing inside.) * (Take it?) * (It's dark inside.) * (You got the Glowshard.) * (It stayed.) Listen No * Welcome. * I am the Prince of this Kingdom... * The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. * Kris, Susie... * There is a LEGEND in this land. * A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, * And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. * Please, Heroes... * Listen to my tale... Listen We know it Already * Very well then... * ... * Umm, r-really? * Are you sure? * It's fairly important. * And... um, in my opinion, it's a really nice PROPHECY! * I think you'd quite like it! * Phew! * Um, very well then... * ... really? * You've heard it already? * Oh... Perhaps I shouldn't have rehearsed it so much... * Look, dude, we didn't come here for a bedtime story. * Just tell us how to get home. * Ummm, the easiest way would be to seal the Eastern FOUNTAIN. * Fountain? * You mean, uh, like the water bubbler or something? * THE fountain. * That which gives the DARK WORLD form. * ... umm, are you sure you actually know the legend? * Look. * ... * No. * But I think I've got enough info. * See you two later. * W-wait! * Let me at least tell you how to... I'll be Your Subject Keep Dreaming * This is the CASTLE TOWN, where my subjects reside... * Err, well, they would if I had any... * Oh, don't worry about me, Kris! * I'm certain I'll find a subject someday... * H... Huh!? * Why, Kris, you don't have to do that... * ... but, if you insist... * Kris, as your Prince and authority, I order you to...! * Please let me know what to do! * Oh, thank you, Kris! * I will! I know Really!? * Er, Kris, you know you can hold [~1] to run...? * Really? * And yet you choose not to...? * Right, who knows how long these leisurely days will last... * There's nothing wrong with taking your time, Kris. * Right! * You'll move faster by holding [~1]! * And I'll be right behind you, so don't worry! * ... Unless you want to get away, in which case, sorry. I know Really!? * Umm, Kris, did you know... * ... You can skip text by pressing [~1]? * ... Really? * So you've just been... * Listening to me talk, because you wanted to? * I'll try to make it worth your while, Kris! * Right! In the case you read very quickly. * Or you're tired of what's being said. * ... No need to skip my text, right, Kris? Yes Don't * Oh, Kris! * It's the training dummy I made! * Now seems like a great chance to prepare for the enemy. * Would you like me to teach you how to fight? * OK! * Get ready, Kris! * Right, you already fought Lancer, didn't you...? * I was so excited to teach you, I absolutely blanked! * ... B-but, um... * Just in case you forgot anything... * Here! * I made a Manual for you and Susie! * Press [~1] to open the menu and use it in your ITEMS. * (You got the Manual.) I can handle it ..... * Oh my! * The Great Door is opened?! * No wonder Lancer was able to come through... * ... * Kris, once we pass through this door... * Our adventure will really begin. * A journey foretold exactly by the prophecy... * But, Kris, I believe YOUR choices are important, too. * This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris. * In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference. * So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing. * If we can manage to do that... * I believe this tale may have a happy ending. * Otherwise, I fear that... * ... you may not... find the result favorable. * ... Oh, I'm sorry! Is that too much to ask? * Kris, I knew you were a hero the moment I saw you. * Let's try our best, alright? * O-oh, I'm sorry! * Kris, in the end, what you choose is up to you. * As long as you're happy with it, I'm happy too. * So just try your best, and don't worry! Yes No * (There are two objects hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's a candy hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's nothing hanging low enough to take.) * (You got the Dark Candy.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided to let the tree keep it.) Yes No * (There are two objects hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's a candy hanging from the tree.) * (Take one?) * (There's nothing hanging low enough to take.) * (You got the Dark Candy.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided to let the tree keep it.) Yes No * (The remains of the cake are still smoldering...) * (Take a piece?) * (The remains of the cake are still smoldering...) * (The Broken Cake was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * (You can't carry any more.) * (You decided putting cake in your pockets is a bad idea.) Crumpled paper LANCER labelled paper Neat paper * Alright, everyone's put in their entries! * Blue person, you can choose. * Since you look like you don't care. * (You take the crumpled up piece of paper.) * (You open it up.) * OK!! * And your name is...! * ... Hmm. * I don't think I'm allowed to say this one. * It's PRONOUNCED, "The $!? Squad." * Woah, I'm not allowed to say Tier-TWO swear words! * Wow. You three's collective dad must be very cool. * Er, could we PERHAPS consider a DIFFERENT name? * Ralsei, you don't HAVE to be in our Squad. * Yeah! How about I be in the Squad and YOU be the bad guy? * Here. * Call up my dad. * Tell him he has a new son. * One that has to take a shower every time he reads a swear word. * OK, fine! * We can keep the name! * I just won't say it. * Haha, me too! * See ya, losers! * It's shower time! * (You take the paper with "LANCER" written on the outside.) * (You open it up.) * (On the inside...) * (It also says "LANCER.") * Wow, who did that one? * It's really good! * Wait, why do YOU get to choose the name? * Hey. * He didn't, Kris did. * Yeah! * It doesn't matter who MAY have written it! * Regardless, LANCER's going to meet absolute doom! * ... this name feels weird, actually. * Hmmm.... * I know! Let's call it the LANCER FAN CLUB for short! * See you later, me! * (You take the neatly folded piece of paper.) * (You open it up.) * "The Legendary Heroes: The Herald of Fun and Friendship" * Oh, oh! * That's mine! * See, I think it's the perfect name... * Because we're all friends: That like to have a lot of fun. * Okay, first... jeez, that's a mouthful, dude. * Second, what are our enemies gonna think? * That we're gonna be BUDDIES with 'em? * Let's change it to something SHORT! INTIMIDATING! * Something PUNCHY! Something BAD-ASS! * ... like what? * Well, uh... * Y'know, for starters... * How about... * JUST, uh... * "The Fun Gang." * Ya know, just, uh, concentrating on the "Fun" part. * It's perfect!!! * Well, see ya, Fun Gang! * I've got to osmose my afternoon milk! Yes No * Well jingle my goshdarn bells! Looks like Krismas came early! * Alright, Kris. Just gimme the straight shot. * Why you here? * Did your mom make you come here? Noelle Family Illness Nothing * Hey, Kris, you wanna chat or something? * Don't worry, there's no way you can bore me right now! * Hahaha, that's what I thought! * She's a PEACH, huh...? * Fuzzy n' sweet on the outside, a total NUT on the inside! * Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too. * Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi. * Hahahaha!!! * Okay, okay, seriously, you wanna chat or something? * Really? * You've grown up a lot, Kris. * I'm proud of you. * Wasn't too long ago you were just the creepy kid next door. * Now you're the creepy kid right in front of me! * Hahahaha!!! * Okay, okay, seriously, you wanna chat or something? * Huh? * She's a sweetheart, isn't she, Kris? * Smart, kind, sweet... couldn't ask for a better daughter. * I just wish she wasn't so... defenseless. * Scary movies, bugs, Santa Claus... everything scares her. * And when it happens, she freezes like a deer in headlights. * Remember she used to even be afraid of humans under the bed? * (Kris, it was NOT nice of you to hide under there, by the way!) * ... anyhow, that's what's tough about being in here, Kris. * Not what's going on with me. * Just that... in the meantime, I can't be there to protect her. * Keep an eye out for her, OK? * Kris, even if we've grown apart, we still love your family. * After all, me and Asgore were college pals, right? * Oh hey... now that Asriel's off to college... * Y'think he's doing any CRAZY parties, like me and your dad? * Heh, I'm just pulling your leg. Your dad was no party animal. * Your MOTHER on the other hand...! Whoo! * She'd alway fuss about going, but once the party started... * Yikes, man! * Once she hit me clear across the room with a key lime pie! * I got smashed into the snack table and toppled everything! * Tasty pie though. Couldn't complain. * ... So, why am I in here...? * Well, they found some crap, so it's just some tests. * Yeah, it's no big deal. Nothing a Holiday can't handle. * I'll be outta here in a jiff, then I can go back to, I dunno... * Yelling at you for getting tangled in our light display. * Then what the hell're you here for, Kris!? To gawk!? * You thought this was the zoo or something!? C'mon! No No No No No No No No No Yes * (There's an anime review.) * (Read it?) * Teen'z Corner Monthly Toon Review: Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 * This reviewer had Mew Mew 2 as her first exposure to the series... * And let her tell you, it makes Mew Mew 1 look like a dumpster with sparkly cat ears! * With a darker storyline and more mature themes... * The second one treats the viewer like a real adult... * Instead of like an animal that will die if it goes ten seconds without seeing a beach ball. * Not to mention, Mew Mew's character in the first one... * Is more stale than the ramen I eat at home by myself with the lights off. * Teens and older should check out this dark masterpiece! * Signed, The Anonymous Yellow Lizard * (You decide not to read it.) Sit Don't Sit * (Gerson Boom Memorial Bench) * "Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams." * "Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!" * (Didn't feel like it.) * (You decided not to sit.) Stick fingers Don't * (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Cigarette butts lay on the ground underneath it.) * (Stick your fingers into the holes in the table?) * (It's a metal picnic table.) * (Cigarette butts lay on the ground underneath it.) * (Your fingers don't fit through the top anymore.) * (You try from below.) * (... your hand became covered in cobwebs.) * (You decided not to stick your fingers through.) Yes No * Hey... there... * Noticed you were... * Here... * It's me! * You know ME, right? * Of course you do! * I'm REAL popular! * I just! * Don't have any friends... * But it's OK, y'hear! * Because you're y'here! * Will YOU be my friend? Kris Hippo- potamus * Oh! Oh! * I'm so happy, y'hear!? * I'm so happy I... I... * I don't know what to do! * I don't remember being this happy before! * What's your name, friend? Onion Beauty Asriel II Disgusting * Kris! That's you! * That's a real nice name for a friend! * H... Hippa... Hyper... Hoper... * Um, Hippopotamus! That's you! * Big name, but it's worth it! * Oh, excuse me! * I forgot to introduce myself! * ... * ... Actually, since no one talks to me, I forgot my own name... Kris Hippopotatomus * ~1! * Can you give me a name...? * Hmmm! It's perfect, y'hear! * I don't know what it means, but it's perfect! * Hmm!! * Feels like it's shaped like me! * Feels like it smells like me! * Wait, what was the name? * U... Umyum? Yeah! It's perfect! * Umyum, that's my name. * Wow... * What a wonderful name! * Feels like my self-esteem's in full bloom! Feels like my head's about to flower! * Wait, what was the name? * B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect! * The taste, the smell, the... * Asriel II... Mmm... * Sounds... familiar. * It feels like... a memory! * It feels like that good boy... * That threw those good corn flakes in the water for me. * Wait, what was the name? * C... Cereal? Yeah! I love Cereal! Bathe me in flakes! * Thank you for giving me a name! * I'll cherish it, y'hear!? * ... * K... Krismas? * That's your name, right? * Um, H... Hippa... um... * Hyper Potato Mask. * That's your name, right? * I wanna tell you... something... tomorrow... * Somethin' I can only tell a friend... * Come back soon, y'hear... Open Fridge Don't See photos * (It's a rusty fridge with some photos on it.) * Oh, Kris. * If you're hungry... * ... help yourself to anything you want. * (It's a rusty fridge with some photos on it.) * Nothing happened. * (There are two Eggs inside the fridge.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it...) * (... and, for some reason, a lone egg.) * (You decide to pass.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it.) * (You decide to pass.) * (All that's inside is a jar with a single pickle in it.) * (...) * (You put the Egg you were carrying inside, too...) * (You decide not to look.) * (A photo of your mother and father on their wedding day.) * (She's holding a bouquet of seven flowers.) * (A reindeer-looking monster stands nearby in a tuxedo.) * (They all look happy.) Asriel Neighbors Sister Nothing * Lil Krissy!!! * Like, what's up!? * Give Aunt Catty a hug! * Mwah! * Mwah! * Mwah! * Ha ha ha! * I'm not even actually your aunt! * Oh my god... * Can I talk to you about something? * ... * Actually, like, anything, though. * Your choice. * Lil Krissy! * Did you wanna talk about something!? * Oh my god, Asriel! * Like, what a cutie pie! * Do you remember when me and him went to the dance? * That was like... * The best night EVER! * Even though I spilled the entire punch bowl all over him... * And danced inappropriately in front of your mom... * And got arrested in the parking lot for making a scene... * Hahaha! That was SO much fun! * Tell him I said hi! * Like, that green girl next door? * Oh my god, Krissy. * She's like... my LIFE VILLAIN. * Like, the other day, I went to see Cat Petters 2... * And the only other person in the theater was her! * Then I went to QC's and ordered a Catpuccino... * And she, like, was already drinking one! * She's SUCH a copycat! * ... uhh, copygator? * Copysaurus? * Copodile? * IDK, she sucks! * Ooo, how's Catti doing? * I have no idea. * We, like, totally can't connect at all! * Yesterday, I asked if she wanted to hear me play the ukelele... * She said no! * And then she, like, told me... * My playing is "an anti-blessing from Planet Hell." * What the HECK, Krissy? * That's SOOO cute! * I love my fricked-up lil sis! * Oh, you gotta go? * Do you have, like, homework...? * You should, like, let me help! * Hahaha, JK! * I totally don't want to! Laters! Neighbor Memories Go Away Nothing * Krissy! * Like, long time no see! * What's up? * Did you wanna talk about something? * Ugh, that chick next door drives me NUTS. * I keep seeing her EVERYWHERE I go. * She's a TOTAL copycat. * Like, WHY though? * Doesn't she realize she'll NEVER be me? * Honestly, her whole family is, like, SO trashy. * Once her sister served me a coffee and I swear it was half cat fur. * Like, get a hairnet, girl. For, like, your whole body. * Remember that time you wanted to hang out with us big kids? * I was like, "yeah, of course! Just get us some burgers!" * Then, like, amazingly... * You ACTUALLY got them... * So I told you to go back and get some french fries, too... * ... then a dozen miniature cakes... * They were SO good, I ate like six! * Then I like... * Suddenly got so sick I had to go home. * Man. * So, like, anyway... * Kris, are you busy? * Aww, that's no way to talk to your almost-sister-in-law. * Nah, I'm joking. * But, like... * Remember that time I played truth or dare with Azzy? * I, like, made him give me his first kiss... * Then your mom found out he kissed someone, and... * Like, I think she basically dialed 911. * I swear your family went to church, like... * Every single day that week. * Aw, Krissy, you just wanted to say hi? * That's adorable... * Now get out of here. Buy No * Hey. * Hey kid. * ... ya wanna buy a tutorial? * It's only 50 Dark Dollars. Buy No * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * HA! HA! Did I say FIFTY!? * Well, we just went on sale! * TWENTY! TWENTY Dark Dollars! Buy No * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * R-really!? * You'll really buy it!? * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * ONE!!! ONLY ONE DOLLAR!!! * PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! * I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!! * R-really!? * You changed your mind!? * Heheh... * Right this way, gentleners! * F-Finally! * Heheh... * Just hand over the money, and... * ... * YOU DON'T HAVE A DOLLAR!? * Jumpin' jigsaws! * You... * You...! * You're just like us. * An' people like us gotta help each other out. * C'mon this way. * Er, excuse me, Sir. * I think I have a dollar. * ... is it Dark? * Umm, yes? * Heheh, perfect! * Right this way, gentleners! What's TP? Secret Gaining TP Bye * I'm TP Master. * Ask me about TP's. * Later, kid. * TP? What's TP? * That's what lets you cast SPELLS, see!? * When you see that orange bar, * Cast some SPELLS when it's filled up far. * TP...! It's quite a caper! * TP! Stands for... * ... Toilet Paper! * ... no, it stands for Tension Points. * What, really!? * TP only lasts, inside a fight. * Once you win, it's out of sight. * Having extra, feels unbearable. * No point in saving, it's straight-up terrible. * But leftover TP turns into extra money at the end of battle... * You mean I only should have been using one square!? * You get TP when you DEFEND. * Protect yourself, then cast SPELLs, friend. * You also get TP by getting close to bullets. * Look for the heart outline when you get close to bullets. * You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets." * B-because it's important! * You rhymed "bullets" with "bullets"...? Pacify Healing Fact Bye * I'm Ralsei Master. * Ask me about RALSEI's. * Later, kid. * Ralsei's spell's called PACIFY. * Use it on BABIES, before they CRY. * What? It safely removes a "TIRED" enemy from combat. * What if you're fighting a BABY!? * Ralsei has a spell that HEALS, dude. * Why use that, when you can eat FOOD? * Because you won't have to use up an ITEM? * I could have avoided all those empty calories!? * Ralsei loves when you give us MONEY. * He will hug you, and call you HONEY. * Hey, that's not true! * You don't need money to get me to do that! Warning Attack Fact Bye * I'm Susie Master. * Ask me about SUSIE's. * Later, kid. * When KRIS uses WARNING, SUSIE can't hit. * So make sure to - * So there's no reason to use it. * Unless... * Unless you wanted not to hurt - * SO THERE'S NO REASON. * Susie's gone, I'm afraid, I'm afreet. *Seems like WARNING is obsolete. * The days of WARNing, have long since past. * The circumstances, changed pretty fast. * Susie always attacks, the foe on top. * She'll smash them, with a crushing chop. * She always strikes, at the first thing she sees... * ... * Oh no, oh no! * She's looking at ME! * Susie's gone, so no attack. * Will you two pick up the slack? * Susie's BUSTER, RUDE as may be... * Will deal more damage, if you just press [~1]! * Susie loves, when you give us MONEY. * She will - * Nope, don't care. * Did I say something funny!? * Susie's gone, so no facts. * Will you two pick up the slackts? * SUSIE seems to have changed, just a hair. * That kind of growth is actually rare. Reviving Acting Fact Bye * I'm Kris Master. * Ask me about KRIS's. * Later, kid. * When HP goes negative, your friends fall down * But bringing them back, is easy-town * Plain foods and spells, work like a charm - * And with a MINT, you can cure all HARM. * Even normal items and spells can revive people, huh? * Yeah, that's what I'm saying! * If you only ACT, you might start to think - * What about the guy with the scarf in pink? * If you know ACTing will make the enemy friendly - * Then you can ask me to SPARE on the SAME TURN. * Or, cast PACIFY if you know they'll get TIRED. * If you plan ahead, a lot can happen in ONE TURN! * Hey, who's the MASTER here, me or you!? * It's a good idea, to give us BUCKs. * It'll make you happy, and fill you with LUCKs. * Over there, is our DONATION HOLE. * We had a BOX, but it got STOLE. Throw $1 Do not * "Donation Hole" * (If you like our tutorials, please throw your money into a hole.) * (The hole is filled to the brim with cash.) * (You put a dollar in the "Hole.") * (The "Hole" became "Full.") * (You don't have enough money.) * (You failed to budget enough money to throw into a hole...) * (You decided to save the dollar for a different hole.) Make Ralsei try it Try it Decline * How's the evil scheming going? * Huh? Oh, that? * We, uh, got bored. * So we're having a snack. * ... I see. * C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk! * And I didn't eat anything! * Sorry. What are you two having, exactly...? * Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice. * And that is...? * Feast for yourself, my main man. * Kris, do you want to, um, try it? * Oh, there's a... * Honeypot? Inside? * ... It's full of salsa. * Bingo, you sweet little pumpkin! * It's my secret stash. * A little snackeroo from me to you... * ... * Mmmm. Yummy. It's delicious... * C'mon, you're just pretending to eat it! * Haha, yeah! That's what I do, too! * ????? * (There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump.) * (You ate some salsa.) * (It recovered... something.) * (Not HP.) * (Just... something.) * Mmm... * Hey, what's in this? * I don't know! * Look, if no one else will eat it, I'll try it! * ... there's a jar of... Blood...? * In here. * No, no. * It's merely a pot of free-range salsa. * Thanks, that's actually more gross somehow. * Any time! * Mmm... * Hey, what's in this? * I don't know! * Kris...? * Kris, honey, you have grown up so much... * Someday soon you will be going off to university as well... * ... * Remember when you were little... * You asked when your horns were going to grow in? * So we bought that headband with the little red horns on it. * Oh, you wore it for months! Whatever happened to it? * Kris, I need to grade these assignments. * Perhaps you should go to bed...? * You do not look very well... Flowers Saucer Chalk Nothing * O... Oh, Kris... * D... Did you want to talk about something? * Huh? * O-Oh, these flowers...? They're from your dad... * He... He always asks how you're doing in school... * ... Then gives me a bouquet of them. * ... A-actually, that he always gives me flowers... * ... R-really makes me w-wonder if he... If he l-likes... * I-if... If he l-likes... * ... The awesome comics I lent to him. * Honestly, HE kind of reminds me of a superhero, Kris. * (He's huge and could kick my ass.) * Oh, this saucer of milk? * I-It's for my kitty, MewMew! She's a perfect angel! * ... uh? What does she look like...? * W... well, I've never actually s-seen her, b-but... * Ever since I started putting out milk, it's been disappearing. * S... So I'd like to think that there's a cat. * M... My cat. * K... Kris, even though you never got the chalk... * You deserve an award for trying so hard to find it. * So, in return, I can let you borrow, um... * M... My home-made DVD collection of the Symptons! * Y-you know, the sitcom about the middle-class monster family. * It's got every episode in all 28 seasons! * It's the funniest, most quotable show ever...! * But make sure you don't watch past the second season * Since they just rebooted it as Symptons Turbo * They all started driving their own motor-vehicles * And fighting giant giga-demons and stuff * The main problem about that is that it kind of * Lost the focus on family that it had earlier * When their vehicles were shaped like animals * And they were friends with the animal vehicles too * And let's not get into Symptons Galaxy Force * Where the Symptons discover another Earth * On the other side of the Sun * WOULDN'T THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD JUST * ... Huh? * ... You don't want to watch it? * ... Th-That's ok, Kris... * OK, umm, if you ever need help with homework... * My office hours are in this disgusting alley. * H... Heheheh... Umm, tell your mom I said hi. Add Spade Add Diamond Swap Perpetuate Do not * (Life cannot exist without consuming.) * (Even the moss drinks water.) * (Perpetuate the cycle of existence?) * (The moss has been eaten.) * (The cycle continues...) * (You ate the moss.) * (Tastes... mossy.) * (Your HP was mossed out.) * (The cycle ends here, in the corner of a small cell...) Take Do not * (These shackles seem oddly fashionable.) * (Take them?) * (Ain't nothin' to hold you down...) * (You're carrying too many ARMORs.) * (IRONSHACKLE was put in your ARMORs.) * (Don't need nothin' to hold you down...) Yes She'll be fine * ... thanks for helping her, Kris. She appreciates it. * ... * Kris... * Are you worried about Susie? * Well, regardless of how you feel... * I don't think it would hurt to take a moment... * Close your eyes, and think about what she's doing now... Go Left Go Right * (Alright... out of the cell...) * (Where to next...?) * Huh...? Kris...? Did you say something back there? * (... I can't hear them anymore...) Fix Item Leave Fix Us * Well, well. I am the smith Malius. I can fix anything. Weapon, armor... * ... I can even fix you! Well, well, what will it be? * Hm? What is it now? * Well, well. You have nothing to fix. * But if you find anything BROKEN, return here. * After all, I can fix anything... * ... except for a BROKEN HEART. * Huh---! That CAKE is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique! * Huh---! That CAKE is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * ... actually, you will need a free space in your ITEMs first. * Huh---! That KEY is seething with energy! You must let me fix it! * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique! * Well, well. Good journey, my friends. * Your body is a weapon, too. You must take care of it from time to time. * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique. Buy Do not * Interested in a Choco Diamond? * All proceeds go to Rudinn Relief Funds, I guess. * It's only $40! * Choco Diamonds, only $40, I guess. * Thanks, I guess. * (The Choco Diamond was added to your ITEMS.) * ... You have too many ITEMS for this, I guess. * You don't have enough money, I guess. * Okay I guess. Buy Do not * (Hathy offers a Hearts Donut.) * (Proceeds go to Hathy's Health. It costs $40.) * (Hathy seemed happy.) * (The Hearts Donut was added to your ITEMS.) * (You didn't have enough room in your ITEMs.) * (Hathy seemed sad.) * (You didn't have enough money.) * (Hathy seemed sad.) * (Hathy accepted your choice.) Buy Do not * Greetings, gentleclowns. * May we interest you in a Lancer Cookie? * All proceeds go to kicking your ass. * It's a mere $40. * Heheheh, thanks... * (The LANCERCOOKIE was added to your ITEMs.) * For getting CHEATED by us!! * Now we may fund our illicit plans!! * (You bought LANCERCOOKIE.) * (But you didn't have any room.) * (So Lancer just dropped it on the ground and it broke.) * Oops. * Oh well. Buyers cryers. * Thank you anyway for your contribution... * ... to getting SWINDLED by us! * Now we can fund our illicit plans!!! * ... You don't have enough funds. * What? What did you spend it on!? Pastries!? * That's irresponsible. * Hey! You can't not buy from us! * Hey DUMBASS! * It's for a GOOD CAUSE! * (Let's just buy one, Kris.) Alphys Dark World Help you Nothing * HEY, PUNK!!! * GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!! * YOU'RE BLOCKIN' TRAFFIC!!!! * ... Oh, wait, it's just Asgore's kid. * Sorry, I'm a little, uh, worked up lately. * This job is SO boring. * Nothing EVER happens in this town! * Ngh... I just wish SOMETHING would shake things up! * ... Huh? * You got somethin' to report? * Got somethin' to report? * ... Alphys? * Who's Alphys? * No idea who you're talking about. * ... Why, did they do something illegal!? * Gotcha, if I see "Alphys," I'll tackle 'em!! * Fuhuhuhu!! * They're as good as dead!! * What? * There's a Dark World inside the school? * Uh... SURE, kid. * There's no law against Dark Worlds anyway! * That's a job for the school board! * Aww, you wanna help me? Sure, punk. * Get someone to rob the bank so I can suplex them! * ... wait, do we even have a bank? * Hey, get someone to build a bank...! * Don't do anything illegal, you little punk~! * And lemme know if you get a lead on any purple girls. * There's one wanted on SEVERAL counts of Comic Mischief. Asriel Job Co-Workers No * Little buddy! * It's me! * Wanna chat for a minute before I lose my mind? * H... Hey! * Hey little buddy! * What's up?! * Do you know when Azzy's coming home? * Y... You can't tell him this, but I really miss the guy. * It'd be sweet to cruise around town like old times... * Picking up, for example... * CHICKS * Which, as a matter of course * May not have ever actually happened. * B-but one time Undyne made eye contact with me! * ... while she was writing me a speeding ticket. * Make no mistake, little buddy. * ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is H"E"LL. * I can't slack off for SECONDS without hearing... * "Be a team player, there's no I in PEZZA!" * YES THERE IS. * YOU JUST TOOK IT OUT. * But it's OK, little buddy. * I've been saving up... * ... To go to college where Azzy is! * Then I'll get a theater degree, become a famous actor... * And let the fangirls roll in, little buddy. * Ah, yes, Little Buddy. Good idea. Meet the Rogue's Gallery. * Blue Ears - Soft serve obsessed, no concept of personal space. * Keeps accidentally pouring slushies on me and giggling. * The Warrior - Thankfully absent due to pizza-related injuries. * Constantly terrorizing customers with war chants. * Purple Guy - Man, THAT GUY, you gotta... * ... actually, does that guy even work here? * Ah, my co-workers. Where would I be without them? * A happy place, little buddy. A much happier place. * It's fine, Little Buddy. You don't have to watch me suffer. * Just enjoy your freedom... While it lasts... Fruit Juice Nothing * Kris... What a pleasant surprise to see you here. * And on a school day. * There must be a reason that you came here at such a time. * I, Father Alvin, implore you. * If you have anything weighing on your mind, please, speak. * Kris, if you want some of our "sick" Fruit Juice, you should come to our service. * Our choir sounds a bit thinner since your brother went away. * Kris, it would be wonderful if you would sing with us. * Or even participated to any extent, * Instead of just trying to drink the Fruit Juice. * I understand. * I hope in time you may find the words you seek. * Let the Angel's power light your way. Yes No * (Scented markers.) * (You dig out the marshmallow one and start huffing it.) * (The chocolate one smells too fake anyway.) Yes No * (It's a toilet.) * (Flush it?) Yes No * (It's good to conserve water.) Yes No * (It's an obligatory hospital piano, shrunk to fit in the corner.) * (As a result, it's missing most of the good keys.) * (Play it?) * (Plink...) * (Your hands linger over the keys doing nothing.) * (Ring, ring...) * K... Kris!? * Whatever have you been doing!? * I sat in the car waiting for you after school for half an hour...! * I called and called, but you never picked up... * You had your poor mother worried sick! * Kris, I am afraid I am going to have to punish you... * ... huh? * ... A friend? * You were spending time with... a friend? * ... * Kris... * I will make an exception this time. * You can continue your adventures a little longer. * But when you return home... * You are going to have to go to bed early. * See you soon, honey. * (Click...) Great to see you again Who the hell are you? * hey, look who's walkin' around. * how are ya, kid? Store Friends Leave * yeah, it's real nice, isn't it? * especially considering i've never met you before. * the name's sans. * sans the skeleton. * i'm new in town. * what's up? * hmm... y'know, good question. * i'm sans. * your friendly neighborhood skeleton. * what's up? * what's up? Me My Mom My Teacher Nobody * behind me? * yeah, that's the grocery store. * unfortunately, it's closed. * what a pain. * i really wanted to buy some milk. * someone oughta complain to the guy who runs it. * we just moved here, so i hardly know anyone. * why, got anyone i should know better? * oh, you've got something better to do? * me too. * anyway, i'll be standing here doing nothing. * huh? * ah, sorry. i don't hang out with idiot babies. * they compete with my sociological niche. * hey, i gave you a number, what more do you want? * woah there, tiger. * you can't just jump straight into friendship. * it takes time. * ... * alright, that's enough time. * take this. * call it whenever you feel like. * (You got Sans's Number.) * your mother, huh...? * too late. * i already "befriended" your mom last night. * she's great. came to the store to buy chocolate kisses. * said she's gotta lock her door to stop you from eating 'em. * heheheh... you sound like a fun kid, huh? * alphys. yeah. i know about her. * came into the store with a suitcase and sunglasses. * thought she was part of the mob. * she opened the case and stuffed it full of instant noodles. * paid in small bills, * then slunk out of the place, * pajamas trailing on the floor. * anyway, our relationship is, uh, purely business. * so, uh, i guess i'll just let her do her thing. * harsh, but fair. 1 2 * (Ring, ring...) * Hello. * You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies. * Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None. * (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...) * (Ring, ring...) * (The phone kept ringing infinitely.) * Huh!? * Ah, you're an Idiot? * Ah, you're an Baby? * Ah, you're an Idiot Baby? * ... * To tell you the truth, I'm one too. * Let's try our best, OK? * (Click...) * Why'd you call the Hotline for Idiot Babies if you aren't an Idiot Baby? * (Click...) Yes No * ... hey bud. * ... are you busy tomorrow...? * i need some help with something. * it'd be great if you could come over. * i live just next door, ya know. * wow... you answered quickly, huh. * that's not good. * i'm a total stranger. * you should probably hesitate more. * wow, you were deliberating for a while. * gee, what's wrong? * don't want to hang out with a stranger? * well, guess i shouldn't complain... * huh...? * what are we going to be doing? * oh, i'm not going to be there. * that'd be weird. * it's just gonna be you and my little brother. * he needs friends. * thanks for hanging out with him. * see ya. * ... well, that was quick. * ... hmm, well, that's disappointing. * alright, alright, lemme sweeten the deal for ya. * if you come over... i, will personally, * not even be there. * it'll just be you and my little brother. * since he's new here, he needs friends. * anyway, thanks for agreeing to hang out with him. * see ya. Susie Key Anything Nothing * Oh, hi, Kris! * Did you need help with your homework again? * I know you were having trouble last time, so, um, * I actually got a few things ready for you, in case -- * Ah, wait, sorry! I can't right now... * I forgot my house key again, and... * Sorry, Kris, I'll help you later, if that's ok. * See you at school, Kris! * ... * Umm, Kris? * Did you... want to talk about something? * Hi Kris! * Is something up? She's nice Terrible Eats Chalk ... * Susie! That's right, you were with Susie! * When you didn't come back to class, I was worried, but... * Everything turned out OK! I think? * ... * ... Umm, Kris? Can I ask something, if that's OK? * Susie... I'm kind of... curious what she's like, you know? * I mean, who DOESN'T wonder about her? She never talks to anyone. * So, Kris, could you tell me about her? If that's ok... * Oh, can I ask something else about her!? * Well, did it seem like, she, um... * (W-wait, you definitely wouldn't know THAT...) * ... huh? Why don't I ask my mom for the key? * I... I mean, um... I... you know, * She doesn't like it when I bother her when she's working. * Don't worry, OK? I'll just go over to Catti's. * Umm... Kris...? Are you feeling alright? * Normally you're not so... talkative. * Oh! I don't mean to sound like something's wrong with you. * ... * Umm, Kris, is something wrong? * Why did you go to the hospital to see my dad...? * I mean, I'm sure he appreciated it, but... um... * Gosh, I'm sorry, Kris. Forget I said anything! * Tell Azzy I said hi, Kris! * What...? * She's... a nice person? * Really!? L-like, really!? Honestly!? Truly!? * I mean, that's just what I was hoping, but... * W-wait, this isn't another trick, is it, Kris? * Like when you put ketchup on your arms and told me it was blood? * ... R-really? You're serious? You're totally serious? * ... gosh, then maybe I should try talking to her... * B-but if I die, you're paying for my funeral, Kris! * (Though, honestly, if she's nice I might die, too...) * She WHAT? She smashed you against the LOCKERS? * Gosh, Kris, I'm really sorry. That's just awful. * I... I'd THOUGHT Susie was good, just... * Maybe it would take someone special to find her good side. * ... but she really IS terrible, isn't she...? * Kris... I'm SO sorry you have to go through this. * In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...? * I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? * You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, * Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore. * (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...) * What? * She was EATING the chalk??? * R... really...? * Wait! You're teasing me, aren't you, Kris? * L-like when you told me ICE-E was real and eats kids... * So Dess smacked you with a wiffle bat 'til you stopped lying. * ... Huh? You're telling the truth? Seriously? * ... * Umm, then... what color chalk does she like? * And, do you think she likes the thin or the thick kind...? * (Wait, maybe making her a lunchbox full of chalk is stupid...) * Seriously, Kris? But I help you ALL the time! * The LEAST you can do is give me a LITTLE information! * Like, d-does she like metal music!? * Is she really an obligate carnivore!? * D... Does she really have a tail underneath her jacket!? * Or, or... or... * Sorry Kris, it's not any of my business, is it...? * (I blew it, didn't I...) Yes No * (If you go to bed, this chapter of your adventures will end.) * (Will you go to bed?) * (You decided to go to bed.) * (You will sleep later.) Sleep Do not * (It's your bed.) * (If you go back to sleep, you may miss a lot of important things.) * (Will you go to bed?) Sleep!!! Do not!!! * (For some reason, you decided to go back to sleep...) * (You can sleep in class.) Play a game Do not play a game * BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE. * SO LONELY, LONELY, I BE... * BUT LO, THREE VISITORS STANDING INSIDE? * WHO ARE YOU FEW? * Nice to meet you! I'm Ralsei, this is Kris, and... * So, what the hell are you doing in there? * I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. * I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME. * BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. * AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY. * BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER. * THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, * BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE. * Huh? Free? But you're clearly the one behind bars... * THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM HERE, LIGHTNERS! * Well, sounds like you don't need any help, then. * THAT IS UN-SO. * I GROW LONELY IN MY LITTLE FREEDOM. * SO, SHALL YOU PLAY A GAME WITH ME, ME...? * I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE FREE! * FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU BE FREE, FREE. * THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS A SECRET. Play a game Do not play a game * FIND THE KEY, AND I'LL LET YOU BE FREE, FREE. * THE KEY IS HIDDEN FROM THE EYES. THE OLD SHOPKEEPER KNOWS A SECRET. * BOO HOO, BOO HOO, UEE HEE HEE!! * HOW CAN YOU REFUSE, WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING...? Use Key Do not * UEE HEE HEE, THE KEY, THE KEY. * A MARVELLOUS FUN IS ABOUT TO BREAK FREE. * WON'T YOU LET YOURSELF OUTSIDE? * (You put the Door Key in front of the Door.) * YOU CAME TOO FAR! YOUR CHOICE HAS RUN OUT! * DO NOT TARRY! Blaze Do Not Blaze * Blaze it. Apologize Profusely Intimidate * Hey! You're the chumps that beat me up earlier! * There's no way I'll forgive you, so scram! * We're sorry, we made a mistake earlier. * We promise we won't do it again! * Huh...? You're apologizing? I guess I'll forgive you then... * (Your violence against a single Rudinn was forgiven!) * Heh, you wanna act that way, huh...? * Forgive me or I'll crush you, dweeb!! * I... I'm sorry!!! I forgive you!!! Here, take this Choco Diamond! * (You got the Choco Diamond.) * I'm sorry, but we don't have any room... * Too late, I already ate it. Listen Do Not * (It's a music player.) * (Listen to the contents?) * (...) * (It's full of cartoon splat noises.) * (You did not listen.) Prison B1 Floor 1F ?????? * (Where will you ride the elevator to?) * (You're there.) * (You're there.) * (You're there.) Ride Do not * (Ride the elevator?) Yes Don't * Hey Kris. * W... wait a second. * Ummm, I... * Look. * I know you wanna give a REAL goodbye to everyone, right? * I mean, I'm ALL for leaving right away, but... * Y'know, we could go back a sec. If you wanted. * Well, then what are we waiting for? * Let's head back! * C'mon, don't lie! * Let's at least say goodbye to Lancer! Let's Fight Let's Not * If you can beat me, I'll go back to being a good guy. * But if you LOSE... * YOU guys will have to become bad guys with US... * ... and do WHATEVER we say. * Ho ho ho!!! Our wish is your command!!! * So, whaddya say...? * Eh, don't bother answering. * We were just gonna thrash you anyway, so... * See ya! Me Asriel Pie Flowers Nevermind * Kris? What is it, honey? * Kris, honey, you have grown up so much... * Someday soon you will be going off to university as well... * ... * Remember when you were little... * You asked when your horns were going to grow in? * So we bought that headband with the little red horns on it. * Oh, you wore it for months! Whatever happened to it? * Remember that video-game you and Asriel used to play? * What was it called...? Super Smashing Fighters? * When he was very little, he LOVED the green lizard from that. * We even had a birthday party for him themed around it. * Your father painted all these eggs with spots as decoration... * Oh, your brother LOVED it...! * Until the next day, your father cooked them all for breakfast. * Your brother just kept crying... * Ever since, he's hated that book about eating green eggs! * Kris, since only you and I are living here right now... * It feels... just a bit lonely, does it not...? * But, fortunately, sharing a warm, freshly-made pie, * Is the perfect cure for such a condition. * ... as long as I get to eat some, of course. * Oh, Kris...? Flowers? For your mother...? * How sweet... * ... * These are from HIM, are they not. * ... * Err, well, worry not, Kris, I will... * ... find some place for them. * Kris, perhaps you should go to bed early tonight... * You do not look quite yourself. Field Forest * (It's a door.) * (Where will you go?) Forest Bake Sale Castle * (But nothing happened.) * (Amazingly, you are already there.) * (The door opened...) Give Cake Do not * Marga riba! * That cake! * It's seething with power! * It's my cake, isn't it!? * Did you repair it!? * Will you return it!? * Edamame! My old cake! I'm so happy I could spin! * My friend, share in my riches! I have many worse cakes I do not want! * If you're not carrying a Cake, come here and I'll give you one! Forever! * (You traded the TopCake for the SpinCake.) * Now, I'm going to continue to spin and cry! Spin and cry! * Sweet in cake, but not in character! A tragedy!! Take Cake No * Mama miba! How are you enjoying my rejected pastries? * Mom amiga! You want an inferior cake, my friend? * Please take this cake! It's worthless, my dear friend! * (You got the SpinCake.) * Mama shiba! You're carrying too many things that aren't cakes! * I understand!! Too much cake will make you spin and cry!! Yes No * (Well, there is a man here.) * (He offered you something.) * (You received an Egg.) * (Then he needn't be here.) Lost sleep from being Susie's partner Actually my sleep quality increased * Kris... * This whole partner thing... * You didn't lose sleep over it, did you? * You say, with no negative intonation at all. * ... * Kris, as your teacher, there's, um, a... * A limit. To the advice I'm qualified for. * But if you're interested, I do have a recommendation. * There's, an, FPS game podcast that helps me sleep... * No? Okay. * H... huh? Kris, that's, um... good? I think? * So maybe you were just... * Staying up late talking to Asriel online again? * ... ah, wait, you... can't do that, right? * I... I hope the internet gets fixed soon. * I don't want to revert into my primal form. Hanging out alone in the closet Crime * (Kris! Help me out here! What do we say!?) * Y'know, just... chillin' out alone in the closet. * Just two friends, chillin' out in the closet, like normal. * Touchin'... brooms and stuff. * Y'know, just... committin'... crimes. * Just gonna do some crimes and go to... jail. * Forever. * It sucks. Hug No * (... no one's looking.) * (Hug the dummy?) * You hugged the dummy. * Nothing wrong with a little extra fluffiness in your life. * You did not hug the dummy. * You won't take the path of fluffiness any longer. Hell yeah! No... * Ah... the Lightners. * ... have you come to humiliate me...? * Hell yeah! * EAT IT, old man! * ... hey, why the hell does HE get a giant water thing? * ... jealous, are you? * Then gaze in envy, whelps!! * As I SUCKLE from this giant hamster bottle! * Ha ha ha!! * (Glub glub) * Feel despair!! * Uhhh, nevermind. * Mr. King, the Lightners returned everyone here safely. * If you're willing to reconsider, then... * What? Live in a kingdom ruled by YOU? * The Lightners' little patsy...? * Staying in this cell is far less humiliating. * Now, if you will excuse me. * My giant hamster wheel is getting cold. Bosom Perish * [Regal Laughter] * Oh My That Was Actually Quite... Amusing * You Lifeform(s) Have Exceeded My Expectations * I Will Offer You A New, Exceedingly Benevolent Compromise * Assimilate Into My Cyber-Army * And There Is Only A Fifty Percent Chance I Will Reprogram Your Face * Please Select Your Choice * Perish In The Chill Of Absolute Destruction * Or * Flourish Under The Warm Bosom Of My Hellish Reign Lie and say you want to hear more Stop Conversation * Little buddy! You aren't gonna BELIEVE this!! * I'VE!!! Got a GIRLFRIEND!!! * Asriel!! You've GOT to tell Asriel RIGHT NOW!! * He's gonna be so proud of me!!! * ... Huh? What's she look like? * Ah, Little BUDDY. How do I PUT it... * I... don't actually know!! I haven't met her in real life!! * But from the way she TEXTS? * God, Little Buddy. She must be STACKED. * Little buddy!! Here to hear about my, heh, GIRLFRIEND!? * So far, she's the perfect girl, little buddy. * She loves pizza. * AND bikinis! * And to top it off... she sent me a picture. * Of herself. Wearing a pizza bikini. * Little buddy, perhaps it is uncouth, but... * Look!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! GOD DAMN!!!! * (It's several pixels that vaguely resemble a zoomed-in JPEG of a pepperoni pizza.) * Yes, I know what you're thinking, Little Buddy. * Her camera. Is not. Of the highest caliber. * But to a scholarly man of the world like myself, * This is what love looks like, Little Buddy. * That's right!! We don't need to say any more!! * Go ahead and tell Asriel right now!!! Inspect Do not * (It's a soda-dispensing machine.) * (You took a look at the flavors.) * WATER * ICE * DOUBLE-ICE * BREAD * FLAMIN HOT CHEESE SODA * GAMER BLOOD ENERGY DRINK * Juice (Red Flavor) * Heh, good idea. People put their mouth on those y'know. * What? What!? They do, right!? Dark World ... * HEY!! GET OUT OF THE ROAD!! * Uhh, sorry. Bad habit. * Anything I can help you with, punk? * Huh? A super-dangerous alternate world in the Library? * More are appearing? People might fall inside...? * Hahahaha... listen, punk! * Hahah... You seriously think I'm gonna believe that? * Nothing to report, huh? At times like this... * Punks like you should be home playing video games. Complain About Police Talk About School See ya * Hi Kris!! Getting your project done? Eheheh... * O... oh, my bike...? It's eh... eheh, totaled... * I... Um... I had a little crash, err... * You see, there was this p-police officer, and... er... * ... * It's complicated. How are you doing? * K... Kris! D-did you need something...? * Kris, it's no secret the, er, police in this town are... * Err... how do I put this... Just... um... * Eye candy, I guess? * W-wait, th-that came out wrong! * I mean they're s-symbolic! They barely do anything! * It's because of the mayor, there... there... * There isn't any crime. * Makes me wonder if she even needs the police... * Or if they're just... g... getting in her way? * ... eheh sorry. I'm just saying what you already know. * After all, she's... * Your neighbor, right? * Oh, how's your project going with, err... Susie? * What? Y-you went to the LIBRARY?! Together!? * With Noelle and Berdly!? Th-that's amazing, Kris!! * And, um... while you were there... * This has nothing to do with me, but the Teen Zone... * Seems to have some... g-good anime reviews, you know? * Not sure if you and the gang, were, * Ch-checking that out as you studied? * Next time you go you might want to... * Casually bring that up, among your fellow teens. * I... I know your dad liked Mew Mew 2 at least!! * A-again, nothing to do with me!! Eheheh!! * S-see you tomorrow, Kris! * U-umm, there's, no school tomorrow though!! Yes No * ... hey!! Hyper-Potato-Mouse! Crisper!! * ~1! * I missed you, y'hear!? Hahaha!! Missed you all day!! * Didja miss... me? * Oh!!! I was missed!!! * My existence!! Being acknowledged!! * Feels good, y'hear!! * ... * Y'hear... Y'hear closely for a second. * Y'hou're my friend. Right? * As my friend... Do you wanna... y'hear a secret? * ... * Sometimes... I hear a song at night. * Just a little piece of a song, y'hear. * It sounds like... it's coming from under the water. Deep. * ... * Do... Do you think.... * Someone's auditioning for my band!? * Oh, I'm about to make another friend! I can feel it, y'hear!! * ... * Do you wanna y'hear another secret...? * ... * ... I think... * Maybe... * ... * ... I've heard that song before... coming from the sea. * The whole thing. * It's not a "new" song. * But... I can't remember... I can't... Can't remember, y'hear! * I'm going to investigate, y'hear! * Come back here tomorrow, y'hear! Onion Beauty Asriel II * ~1 is on the case! * (That's my name, right?) Mouse!! Kiss! * See you, ~1! Let's go! Let's go! We can use the computer at my house * ... So what's it gonna be, Kris? * Yeah, let's just drop the act! * Our last adventure was great, right?! * I couldn't stop thinking about having another! * I don't know what's in there, but... * We can't live if we don't find out, right!? * ... * Kris, you're right. * Like, you said a correct fact. * But you made a mistake. * The mistake of knowing me. * 'Cause when I see a big pit, * All I wanna do is jump in. * And as long as you're with me... * I'm dragging you in too! Talk Susie Don't * (snicker, snicker) * Like, Lil Krissy, you hear? That, uh, guy at the pizza place? * God, what was his name? Pizzapants? * Heard he got, like, a SUPER hot girlfriend. * What was her name? Like, uh.... * Hahahah... haha... Pizza...rina? Hahahah. * Anyway, what, did you like, wanna talk? * Lil Krissy. Come to visit me in my alley? * Hahaha. I'm a real alley-gator, aren't I~? * Krissy, like, GUESS what? * Today I like, went to the beach to play my uke, and... * Like, guess who's ALREADY there? * That COPYCAT, playing the same song I wanted to play. * Oh my god. Cat on the beach. Grody. * Did she, like, get lost looking for the litter box? * So like, I try to like, play the same song, too... * To, you know, assert my ukelele dominance. * And we end up, ugh - get this - * Playing the whole song. TOGETHER. * Like, oh my god, who does this girl think she IS? * She thinks she can just, like, HARMONIZE with me!? * Ugh. I can't STAND her. * (OMG, it's, like, SO sweet you have a nasty dirty little friend.) * (But like... this is MY polluted alleyway? So like...) * (I think I might have to go to the mayor and get a traffic sign?) * (That says like, no plus-ones. Because, like... okay?) * Oh, like, you, like, just like, like alleys? * Oh my god. Like, me too. I LOVE alleys. * Like, don't even THINK you can like them as much as me. Talk More Don't talk more * OMG my little sis is SOOOOO CUTE in her outfit!!! * Krissy, like, listen to the song I made about her!!! * "Catti's the best! Catti's the best! * She curses me, every day * Glares 'cause I'm in her way * Catti's the best sister ever!!" * Hahaha!!! Anyway, what's up, Krissy!? * What's up, Kris? * OMG Krissy you're not going to believe this!!! * I was at the beach playing ukelele, right? And... * Like, that green alligator evil neighbor girl, like - * INVADED and started, like, playing MY song!! * With ME!!! OMG!!! * Like, it was SOOOOOOO fun...!! * Haha... wait, isn't she like, my enemy? * Wow, Krissy! You're like, in a rush, huh?? * OK!! Don't get stuck in a tree!! Mwah!! Mwah!! Cause they care Your family is weird * ... * Just... ignore them. * ... I know. * They're embarrassing. * ... * Why are they even here? * ... * ... then they can care. * Somewhere else. * ... * I know. * ... * Wish they'd be... normal. * ... or at least. * More goth. Noelle Family Jockington Nothing * ... * What? * Golden hair. Starry eyes. * She is the light. * Laughing in the night. * Taught her... * Protection spells. * Showed her... occult findings. * ... * But lately. She slips... * ... Into the darkness. * ... * Kris. * You walk among the dark. * Protect her. * ... From Susie. * ... I'm talking about Susie. * ... * Dad. Mom. Sister. * Ukelele. Football games. Soap operas. * Yelling. Standing on tables. Afraid of vacuums. * Stupid. Loud. Very loud. * Kris. ... you and I... * Studied occult. Together. * ... Incantation for silence. * ... Find it. Tell me. * Pure boy. Heart of gold. * Curiosity high. * Intelligence low. * ... fetches frisbees. * Dress him up. * Carry in a bag. * Precious boy. * ... don't know why. Gerson Hammer Asriel Nothing * Kris. Welcome. * Did you seek something from me? * It's been a few years since my father passed on... * Fans of his famous book series, Lord of the Hammer... * We still received condolences from them until just recently. * A brave man, brilliant, and sharp. * Kris, it is a shame you were not able to have him as a teacher. * And, difficult for Ms. Alphys, as his replacement. * Let us pray that the Angel will smile upon her. * As per the ritual, a hammer is buried in the earth here. * To symbolize his existence. * To connect his spirit to the divine. * Originally a smith by trade, he began writing history... * And made a turn into telling stories, * As a means to entertain his children. * That such a story, created for such a simple purpose, * Could blossom into such a large, wonderful, world-changing thing... * That is the majesty of words, Kris. * ... * My father was blessed to have such a talent for writing. * Ah, Kris. Your brother. He is a very kind young man. * Perhaps even a little... overzealous, in his younger days. * He would visit me often to confess... to various, "sins". * Despite the absence of sin, or confession, in our religion. * I remember his small face, sobbing, as he admitted he had, * "Dropped the lizard in the pit to jump high." * Nearly omitting the fact that he had done so in a "videos game." * He also confessed to various "sins" on your behalf, * Begging for your forgiveness for "dropping the lizard on purpose." * I would always "forgive" him and send him home. * Good day, Kris. May the Angel watch over you... Current situation Susie Noelle Nothing * Sorry, I... heheh. * Used up... a lot of my energy just now. * Probably... not gonna be very fun to talk to. * Thanks for visiting though, Kris. * And you too, Susie. * What is it, Krismas? * Heheh... seems like, I need some more tests. * So just... gotta wait it out. * They can't keep me down for too long, baby! * Sooner or later... I'm bustin' out of here! * Hey, Kris, she's a nice girl, huh? * The hell you taking her HERE for? * Why don't you take her to the movies? * Hey, yeah, the hell didn't we go to the movies, Kris? * Yeah! And take me too while you're at it! * Yeah, Kris! C'mon!! * Kettle corn, Kris! Big! Don't skimp out! * (Look, Kris. Can't say much, but...) * (Noelle... might look like she has it all.) * (But her mother. Her mother, you know?) * (Love her, but... she's... tough on her.) * (Normally, I balance it all out.) * (But...) * (I can't... do much. When I'm not there.) * (But I'm gonna get better.) * (I have to.) * Yeah, get on outta here and do something fun! Take it Do not * There's 5 dollars in your brother's drawer. Take it? * (You have already taken enough.) * You reluctantly "borrowed" 5 dollars. * It isn't yours, after all. You Someone Else No * What. What? WHAT!? * If you're looking for Blooky, they aren't here!! * ... unless you're looking for someone else? * Me? Me? ME!?! * What have I got to say to YOU!? Nothing!! * Like I'd even recognize a pathetic face like THAT! * By the way, say hi to your dad for me~! * WAIT!! WAIT!! DON'T do that!! He doesn't know I -- Nothing!! * ... Fine! FINE! FINE!!! Wanna talk to someone else!? Here! * ... * ... Oh my, someone's here to see me? * ... It's you again, is it, darling? * Ohh my. Why do you keep coming to our door? * Are you... a fan of mine? * Haha... as if someone could be a fan of a "nobody" like me. * ... * Well, if you are a fan. Haha. Could I bother you for a favor? * ... How odd. Knocking on a stranger's door. * Don't you have any manners, darling? * Well. * A nobody like me can't be picky with their company, I suppose. * ... * Allow me to take this chance to ask you something. * Since the internet went down, I haven't had much... * Entertainment. * If you have anything entertaining, darling... * Could you bring it by to me tomorrow? * It would mean the world to me. Thank you. * ... Are you still there, darling? * Oh my. So obsessed with a nobody like me. * It's almost as if you're... a fan of mine. * ... Go home, darling. * Then leave! Leave! LEAVE!!! Go with Ralsei Go with Susie * There's a fork in the path... Kris, it seems like... * It might be advantageous if we split up. * Who do you want to go with? Yeah Not yet * Kris, you going home? * Huh...? * Umm, sure, alright, yeah! Wondering Don't care * ... Kris... * ... Are you wondering how Susie is doing right now? * Well then... why don't we close our eyes... * ... and think about what she's doing now? Wondering Really don't care * ... Err, are you sure? * It might be interesting... you aren't wondering at all? * Perhaps, if you could potentially see it, would you want to? * Well then... why don't we close our eyes... * ... and think about what she's doing now? * ... Well then, I suppose if you aren't interested, that's that. * Let's keep going, Kris. Of course No Triple Trucies * Kris, I... um... if it's okay... * ... G-got any room for another truce? * Thanks, Kris... * Har har, very funny! * Well, I'd rather take my chances with you than her! We're friends We're something else * Ohhon!! Two young beings together on a school night... * Could I interest you in some brand new Dating Shoes...? * H-huh...? No, no, you've got it totally wrong! * Kris and I are just... umm... fr... friends? * (Kris's been my neighbor forever...) * (We've been through so much, sometimes it feels like...) * (We know each other better than anyone.) * (... yet, somehow, it's hard to say we're exactly friends...?) * Yep! That's right! We're friends! * (It's... surprisingly nice just hearing Kris say that...) * (Wh-what does that mean???) * (There's no good interpretation, that's for sure!) Buy Talk Leave *What'll it be, chief? I got CD Bagels, $80 a pop! *Good eye for music! *Too much stuff, chief! It won't fit! I can't fit either. *Hey, you can't shortchange me! Only me. *And who is that, ahem, madimoyzel? Leave her alone, Cap! *Nice radio antenna you got there... Those are antlers, Cap! *H-huh!? I, uhh... hmm. ... *Let's play her a song! *... so where's the moyzel? Huh!? She's kidnapped! *That's awful... That sucks... ... *Let's cheer up! *This music, it's nice music. That's my favorite genre. Take Don't * Welcome to Cyber Shoes II! * Free samples!! Would you like one!? * (You got a small shoe with a toothpick through it...)~1 * (Chomp.) * Eh, it's okay. Let's pass. * You'll never get stronger without a daily dose of shoes!!~1 * Umm, I don't really do... shoes. * (At least not unless they're custom-made...) * You'll never get stronger without a daily dose of shoes!! Buy Don't Buy * Clothing Store SALE! SALE! * We're selling this for 75% off! Only 300 Dark Dollars! * Great doing business with you!! * (It was added to your ARMORS.) * You are lacking in space or money! * You are lacking in space or money! Buy No * This is the HOTTEST tea shop! HOT HOT HOT!! 50% off! * For $100, Choose your OWN flavor!! * You lack the money or space to choose a flavor!! * But if you don't choose a flavor, who will!?!? Kris Noelle Susie Ralsei * OK!! Choose your OWN flavor!! * Okay, here you go! Go Inside Don't go in * (The door is unlocked.) * Huh? You want to go in alone...? * ... okay, I'll... I'll just wait here... * Just, um.... it's... cr-creepy out here, so... * N-no, you can take your time! It's okay... * What? You wanna go in by yourself...? * ... whatever. Do what you want. Give to Ralsei Give to Susie Give to Noelle Give to Berdly * ... Oh, Kris...? What's that you have there? * Is that a... gift for someone? We have a truce She is our enemy * (Kris, help me...) Yes No * It's the bathroom sink. * Will you run the tap? * Then the tap will be waiting until you choose to run it. Noelle Ralsei You ... * But say you had to, uh, take someone. * Noelle... or Ralsei? * What!? Why are you saying it so confused? * It's not like I meant anything weird. * You know what, forget it. * H... huh? * Way to dodge the question, dumbass!! * ... I mean, if I went, obviously you'd be there too. * That goes without saying, right? * What!? I was just joking!! * You don't have to stare at me like a weirdo! I am going to touch the cheese I do not touch the cheese * Kris... * You aren't going to touch that cheese, are you? * (There's a cheese on the ground.) * (You rubbed the cheese down like a beloved pet.) * (Suddenly...!) Yes No * (Looks like the clothes are nibbled. Take a bite?) ... and Susie? * (You put your mouth against the mannequin's cheek...) * K... K.... Kris!?!?? * Don't bother. It tastes awful. ... Susie? * Don't bother. It tastes awful. Check Recruits Prize Prize Nothing Nothing * Mama Miba!! I wanted to run the Bakery, but... * Someone is already working there!! * A cafe that serves pastries... What a disgrace... * What sort of humiliating thing will happen next!? * Mon amigas! Welcome to the bakery... I wish. * Mama miba!! I was rejected from the cafe!! What can I do now... * Mama miba! You returned my cake to me... * Mwah! I will never forget your kindness!! * Every day, I will give you dizzying flavors! * Every day, the flavors will become stronger! * That's the power of [Baker's Arms]! * (You got Spincake.) * Would you like to take my cake for a spin? * Like night and day, the cake and the world revolve! * (You got Spincake.) * Come again another day! Haha hiha! * Mozzarella! You are carrying too many items! No cake for you! * I can only generate one Spincake at a time. * Please finish your cake and I will give you another! * Mama mina! As long as ze purple girl is by your side! * There will be no prizes from moi... ma-mia! * Who cares? Ralsei can make me a cake. * B... But my uniqueness... as a baker...!!! * (Sniff) D-don't mind my pastries, are a little extra salty today, everyone!! Fuse Items Fix Us Chat Leave * Well, well. Welcome to TOP BAKERY. * I am this bakery's smith, MALIUS. * I do not know what any of these STRANGE TOOLS are for. * But using my skills, I can FUSE ITEMs to create NEW ONES. * Welcome to TOP BAKERY. * Your body is a weapon, too. You must take care of it from time to time. * Huh-hah! Let's feel my technique. * BREAD...? What is this technique you speak of? * As your journey continues, I will learn new RECIPES, so please visit again. * Good journey, my friends. Take Cookie Do Not What's the price. Zero dollars * Hoho! I am Chef Lancer! * Try my delicious hand-formed cookies! * They are free... for a price. * Lancer cookies! Want one? * You already tookie a cookie! * Wait! I'm still regenerating from the last one. * I now pronounce you... cookie and wife. * No room! Your pockets are full of un-cookie. * The hell'd you let that happen, Kris? * Even if you get stronger, Lancer Cookies never falter! * Always reliable, they will heal you in times of need! * (Maybe if you need to be healed 1 HP...) Grazing Hitbox Hole Nothing * I'm Battle's Master. Ask me about Battles. * When shots aim directly, try to move SLOW. * They aim where you WERE, not where you GO. * Take the advantage and move BIT BY BIT. * You'll gain TP but you won't get HIT. * Shots aren't always AS THEY APPEAR. * The bigger they are, the LESS TO FEAR. * You'll only get hurt a LITTLE INSIDE. * Take your pride and LEARN THE SIZE. * We failed to hit our FUNDING GOAL. * I will not talk about OUR HOLE. * We reached our monthly FUNDING GOAL. * I will now talk about OUR HOLE. * It was dark, filled with darker dollawers * Fed from subscription by our followers * Working hard no bank no lender * We received one unit of legal tender * ... * Thanks for donating. * Okay. Challenge Nothing * Hey, boss! How can I help ya!? * Hey, boss! Boss! * Heh, I'm so glad to have a nice boss, I could shed a tear... * BUT I WON'T!! I'm on the job!! I'll cry at home!! With the kids!! * Boss! You're strong, but there's always time to learn! * The next step after tutorials, is TRAINING! * So, me and the boys got you together a DOJO! * Complete our BATTLE CHALLENGES, and get some fabulous prizes! * Meanwhile, ya might get a little bit tougher! * We're gonna make you the strongest, Boss! * Congratulations Boss! You defeated all the challenges! * I have nothing more to teach or give you. But you're welcome to get some practice in! * We'll be working on NEW CHALLENGES, so check back in, Boss! * No worries, Boss! We'll always be here. Join Do not join * Now, Kris! * I must admit, I feel pity for you. * Unlike Susie, I always saw some potential in you. * Join our side, and I might let you scrub our royal toilet! * What!? Don't say it so incredulously! * Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... * Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much. * Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... I feel the same It's strange * ... is it s-strange to say... * It's nice spending time alone with you like this...? Susie Noelle Berdly Thinking of ~1 Thinking of you ? * ... what are you thinking about right now? It's nice that Ralsei is Ralsei ... * And of course, Kris. It's nice that... you're you. * H... huh??? * No one's... no one's ever said that to me before... * I... I... * I mean, e-everything's a first for me, but... * Hearing it from you, um... * It... it means a lot. Haha. * ...? * It's... just like you to be quiet right now. * Haha.... hahaha!!! * That's right, isn't it? * It's so... you-like!! * ... * ... I guess I like you-like things... haha. Do not pose Hug Ralsei Peace sign Rude gesture * Looks like the ride's almost over, Kris... * O-oh, there's a camera! Should we, um... pose!? Dark World Evil Queen's Castle * Uhhh, it's uhhh.... Point and hearts come out Eat Moss * (What... the hell am I supposed to do, uh, here.) * (Damn, Kris would know what to do!) * (...Actually, uh, maybe Kris wouldn't know what to do...) Do something nuts Do something crazy * ... Say something romantic Say something cool * M... me? Umm... Lie Lie * Uhhh, like, Yes No * ... * (Kris... you've got goosebumps.) * (... you ok?) Yes No * There's something shining inside the old machine... take it? * (The EmptyDisk was added to your KEY ITEMS.) Yes No * (There's a slot for a disk here.) * (Insert the LoadedDisk?) * (You put the disk into the broken down mechanism.) * (...) * (Nothing happened.) Check Recruits Recommendation Exit * Good evening, boss. * We found a strange hooligan trying to turn the cafe... * Into a second bakery. * He was spinning and crying as my men carried him out. * We do not predict any further difficulties. * Now, please. You've worked hard, boss. Relax and enjoy yourself... * Good evening, boss. * I found a strange hooligan trying to turn the cafe... * Into a second bakery. * It was a cruel struggle, but I managed to remove him. * ... If only my men were here... * My apologies. This is no time to reminisce. * Now, please. You've worked hard, boss. Relax and enjoy yourself... * Good evening, boss. Please, relax and enjoy yourself... * For the young human, we recommend a chocolate blueberry latte... * Boss, please try not to use all of the sugar. * For the young monster, we recommend the blackberry tart... * This way, even if you eat it quickly, you won't notice the stains. * For the young prince, we recommend the vanilla green tea. * ... There's not much to go off besides your color. * For the young deer, we recommend the cinnamon eggnog. * We've shaved candy cane on top for extra flavor. Yes No * Just in time for your appointment. * Would you assist in organizing these paintings? Left Right Top Bottom * How refined. * Then, the first question. * Which painting's name is first alphabetically? * How disobedient. * Someone ought to whip you into shape! Left Right Top Bottom * How refined. * Then, the next question. * Which painting's name is third alphabetically? * Incorrect. It seems your organization is lacking. * Someone ought to whip you into shape! Left Right Top Bottom * How refined. * Then, the next question. * Which painting is fourth? * Incorrect. It seems your organization is lacking. * Someone ought to whip you into shape! * That's correct! * I'm so happy I could whip something! * Hm? That's the number 2, not the number 4... * Have you gotten disorganized? Someone ought to whip you into shape! * Incorrect. It seems your organization is lacking. * Someone ought to whip you into shape! Buy Don't Buy *Yo, (snicker), it's hard work being Queen's minion, ain't it? *Why don't you take a break and grab a snack? *Ultra seedy CD Bagels, only $400 each! *Wanna buy a CD bagel!? Only $400 each! *Pleasure doin' business with ya! ... (snicker) *Hey, you don't have any room. *What, took too many bribes? *What!? Too expensive!? *Well too bad! You're not gonna get a better deal anywhere else! *Huh? C'mon, you can't survive off the air she breathes! *Believe me, I've tried! ... what? Buy 400 bagels Buy 1 bagel Don't Buy *Want to buy a bagel? Only $80. K_K, no! It's 400! 400! *Got it. *Want to buy 400 bagels? Only $80. *One bagel, $80. 400 bagels, $80. * (You paid $80 for a bagel.) *Can I have one, too? You're selling them! *You can't afford it? Don't worry, this one's on me! * (You got a bagel.) *No room for a bagel! What about the hole? *That's OK. I haven't bought one either. Look in the back Look inside * How To Care For A Human * (It's a book for monsters on how to care for humans.) * (According to the card in the back...) * (... looks like your mother took it out repeatedly many years ago.) * (There are photos of unfamiliar humans inside.) * (You shut the book quickly.) Read Don't * (It's Book 1 about SOULS. Read it?) * The SOUL has long been called many things. * The font of our compassion. The source of our will. * The container of our "life force." * But even now, the true function of it is unknown. Occupation See brother Buy things Nothing * hey, what's up? * Hey, you the boss around here? * me? i'm just the janitor. * Then where's the cashier? * cashier? we don't have one. * Then who do we buy stuff from!? * me. * Then that makes you the cashier. * nope: i'm the janitor. * i'm just filling in. * Are there any other employees? * nope. * Then why don't you hire someone else!? * woah, you think i can afford that on a janitor's salary? * by the way. about my brother... * looks like you won't be able to meet him today. * yeah, it's a bummer when things don't work out. * sorry about that. * i'm sure you'll meet him someday. * maybe around when your brother comes home? * brother...? * what are you talking about? * ... * ... i don't have a brother. * haha, just messin' with ya. i totally do. * ... though, to be honest... * i never mentioned him to you, did i? * ... not gonna lie. a little weird you asked. * i'd never let my brother hang out with a stranger. * especially not alone, or in my house. * that's way too irresponsible. * try to have some self-awareness, ok? * meanwhile, i'll ask what his schedule is. * sorry, kid. the brother thing's gonna have to wait. * how long? * maybe a day... maybe another 2 years. * who's keeping track at this point? * hey. welcome to the convenience store. * you wanna buy something, put it in a basket and bring it here. * in case you didn't know what a store was. * take it easy. Play Do Not * Woah, Kris, you can play the piano? * (Plink...) * Hahaha! Almost thought you were serious for a sec! * (... what's with that pissed off look?) * ... damn. Got kinda hyped for a sec. Give chocolate Hoard chocolate * ... Huh? Kris? Do you have something for me? * H... huh...? Kris...? What is that you're giving me...? * A... a box of... heart shaped ch... chocolates? * W-woah, woah, no!! I c-can't accept that from YOU!! * ... What? It's from the... police? * You mean sh... SHE's giving me this... um... * Um... Get well soon? Gift? To my bike? * A-and um, there's a note on this that says, * "Open this and I'll arrest you, you little punk." * Kris, I... * T... Tell her I... uh, appreciate it? * Umm, okay, ehehe. Don't know why I thought that. Yes No * (It's someone's diary. Read it?) * (oh no... someone else's been taking out my diary...) * (oh no... they're printing a review in the paper...) * (oh no... i'm being highly acclaimed...) Yes Nooooo * Kris!! Stay on the switch! Stay! Stay! * ... gosh, do you need a dog treat or something? * (... why did they sound so genuine?) * Gosh, stop howling, I get it! It's horrible It's natural * (... See, Noelle? Nothing bad is going to happen.) * (Getting that ring... was good, wasn't it?) * (So... stop thinking about it.) * (Stop thinking about stepping off the switch... and...) * (Letting Kris get...) * (Noelle, no, don't think that! It's horrible...) * K-Kris...? What are you talking about!? * (I... I must have said that out loud...?) Seems a little far fetched Yeah let's do it * I mean, we'd be unstoppable, is what I'm saying. * What?! C'mon, it'd be easy! * Ralsei looks like your mom, right? * Just say he's a long lost cousin! It'd be easy! * Lancer can even make him a fake mustache! * Yeah, that's the attitude! * Ugh, what if Ralsei became a teacher's pet, though? * Or, not if. Just feels like a matter of time, honestly. * Well, whatever. As long as he brings ME an apple, too. * ... * What? Apple shampoo? No, I didn't drink any of that. Of course Of course not * Kris, do you think of me as your lackey...? * R-really? I'm... I'm happy to hear that! * (I've never been someone's lackey before...) * H-huh...? Y-you mean... * (Y-you think of me as more than a lackey...?) Yes No * [Angel], [Angel] * ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]? * THEN [[Why]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!! Yes No * THat'll be 1997 KROMER. * HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting] * EAHEAHEAH * (You got the ThornRing.) * LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets] * WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!! * PERFECT FOR [City Livin'] * HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?! * ... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring] * THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring] * [Money] NO * BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR. Yes No * Well, there is a man here. * He might be happy to see you. * What do you think? * You got the Egg. * Well, there was not a man here. Proceed I'm protecting her from you! * Getting stronger... how? * Kris, what are you doing!? Gaming is my life Gaming is not my life * Kris, I bet you're very good at games, aren't you? (... That was the most monotone response I've heard in my life?) * W-wow, Kris! Your passion is amazing!! Think Ahead You Will After I Enslave You * If You Aren't Enthusiastic I Won't Want To Enslave You * We don't want that... They like you Unknown Yes * Wh-why do those mice keep attacking me?! * What do I look like, the girl from the Nutcracker? * H-huh? No way! If that's the case... * Get them to just give me a lunchbox instead! * (Only Kris would say "unknown", not "I don't know.") * (... then keep standing there like that.) * (...) * (Are they waiting for me to stop mumbling?) * Then, Kris... m-maybe you can take your sword... * And be the hero that protects me from the mice? * (...) * (Don't just stand there in silence...) Yes No * (Use the communication device?) * (You put your whole head inside and honked.) * Kris!? The hell are you doing!? * Huh? Trying to fit your head inside? Yeah, me t- * HEY!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! * Don't try to run away, you little... * HEY, WAIT A SEC! Yes No BURGHLEY I MEAN BERDLY CATTY'S ROOM JOCKINGTON'S ROOM ASRIEL'S ROOM * (The nameplate reads ~1. Peek inside?) * (... What you saw surprised you. ... sort of.) * (It's wallpapered with the pink cat ad from the city. It's animated, too.) * (... it's beautiful.) * HAHAHA!! Kris, who's room is THIS!? * ... huh? Your brother? * HAHAHA!!! Man, you better hope I never meet him...! * (You opened the door with your eyes closed. You saw nothing.) * (You respected the Gamer's Code. No screen peeking.) * (You can smell the glittery cat food from here anyway.) * (You feel like Noelle would enjoy this more.) * (You have the feeling you wouldn't learn anything.) I will ride with you Susie wouldn't Susie would * (It's an advertisement for a giant ferris wheel.) * Gosh, that's amazing! * Makes the one at the festival look like a toy, haha! * I... I wonder if Susie would want to... * ... Gosh, who am I kidding? * Oh, so you can shake it when we reach the top? * Just like at the festival when we were kids? * I KNOW there's a catch with you, Kris! NO thanks! * Y-you're right! Even if I asked her, she'd... * Probably just laugh at me. * And, gosh, push me to the ground, and... * L-laugh at me some more, and then... * (... What were we talking about again?) * R-really? Y-you really think so? * Faha, and coming from Susie Expert Kris! Thanks! * ... * (Hey, Kris, how'd YOU become the Susie Expert!?) Noelle will ride with me Sorry * ... h... huh? * I mean... S-sure, if you, um... really want to! * You can, um, make up for when we were kids! * (... Since when did Kris get so...) * (N... no way, it's gotta be some kind of prank!) * Um, it's ok, I know you can't help being a goof. * We ALL know you can't help it! Fahaha!! Yes No * (It's a bed. Go to sleep?) * K-Kris, what if Noelle came in here...? * Yeah, what if she has ticks? Get out of there! * (It's not your bed anyhow.) Mansion Cyber Field Trash Zone Cancel * (It's a door.) * (Where will you go?) * (You doorn't.) * (Amazingly, you are already there.) * (The door opened...) Sorry, I'll do the puzzle Proceed * Kris? Are... you really going to leave me...? * Th-thanks, Kris... * ... h-huh? What did you say? * B-but, th... the mice... * Th-thanks, Kris... * ... I... I... * ... Let's solve it together! Proceed * L... Look, Kris! Another puzzle! * H... How should we solve it this time? * Y... Yeah, you're right, Kris! * (I thought Kris was acting strange, but...) * (I guess it was just another mean joke...?) Get it We're fine * (Faha, Kris buying ME a ring...? Yeah, right!) Get it We're fine * H... huh? Kris, you'd... buy it for me...? * Sure, I guess... we could ask about it. * How much does it cost? * Just a small fee of $~1! * Huh? S-sorry, we don't have that much money! * (Still, it was nice of Kris to offer...) * Y-yeah, we don't need anything like that. * Huh? Me...? * You... were asking ME to get it? * Kris, c'mon, you know we can't afford that... * Y-yeah, we don't need anything like that. * Wh... what? * Kris, I just told you, we... we don't have the money. * What... what are you asking me to do...? * You... you aren't asking me to just...? * K-Kris, no, I... not me, I could never... * Y-yeah, we don't need anything like that. * I... * Y-yeah, we don't need anything like that. To see your father To see you * (Come on, it... it was just a bad dream...) * (Even so, it was so real, I can't get it out of my mind...) * (... that voice, telling me what to do.) * (A voice unlike Kris's...) * (... a terrifying voice...) * (...) * (Kris...) * (Recently, there's been something... different... about them.) * (Why hasn't anyone else noticed it...?) * (I... I have to figure it out.) * (Why Kris is acting so strange...) * (Why they keep coming... to the hospital...) * H-huh!? * K-Kris... how long have you been standing there!? * Phew, you... haha, you really scared me, you know? * (Keep it together, Noelle...) * (There's nothing to be afraid of...) * (After all, a dream is just a dream, right...?) In your dream ... * ... * Kris...? * Why are you wearing... my watch? * Wh... when did you... Because it wasn't a dream ... * (... th-then...) * (Then why did their voice just now... sound...) * (So terrifying?) * S-stop! Don't come any closer! * Hey, Kris! Let's beat it already. * Man, he kept telling me about Noelle, like... * Her favorite things, places she'd like to go... * No idea what the hell that was about. * ... * So, uh, the hell were you two doing? * O-oh, u-um, n-nothing, Susie! * I was... I was just about to go home! U-umm... see you! * ... * Guess she's afraid of me again, huh... * Man... would be nice... * If she knew everything that happened was real, huh, Kris? * ... * C'mon, try to be a little more enthusiastic. Heh. Take Do Not * (It's a box filled with bagels. Take one?) * (There aren't any bagels left in the box.) * (You chose not to take a bagel.) Yes No * (It's a manhole. There's a ladder leading inside.) * (Enter it?) * (You climbed into the manhole...) * H... how? * There's nowhere to go. * Kris, there's... the path is blocked, isn't it? * Kris... what are you doing? * Kris, is... is everything okay? * Kris, there's lightning in the way... * If... if we move any further... I'll be... I'll be... * K... Kris, you didn't really hear what I said earlier, did you? * You... you wouldn't... let me... * K... * Kris...? Yes No * (It's a machine that sells pre-fountain refreshments.) * (1 bagel is $120. Buy?) * (You didn't have enough money. Which, is surprising.) Recruits Item storage Controls Do not read * (It's a manual. Read a topic?) * If you SPARE or PACIFY enough enemies of the same type, they will be RECRUITed. * RECRUITs will appear in your TOWN. Wonder what happens if you get them all...? * You can check the area's RECRUIT status at SAVE POINTS. Certain BOSSES are excluded. * You will now have access to a STORAGE menu at SAVE POINTS. * When you're out of space, ITEMs you find or BUY will be sent to your STORAGE. * Feel free to put things inside you might not be able to use yet. * Here is a reminder of the controls. Change them in the config menu. * ~1 * Confirm and interact with things. * ~1 * Cancel. Hold to RUN. Shows all text instantly. * ~1 * Opens the menu. Hold down to quickly skip textboxes. * (There's no time to read books.) Yes No * Oh, Kris! It's a free editable CYBERPEDIA! I'll add an entry...! * (Ralsei wrote an article about LOSING RECRUITS. Read it?) * From now on, defeating enemies with violence will make them LOST. * LOST enemies cannot become RECRUITs ever again. * But, the bonds you break may make you stronger... * (Who has time to read a book in the Cyber World?) Yes No * (It's a mannequin.) * (Put the LoadedDisk inside?) * (The LoadedDisk squirmed and won't fit!) Yes No * (Something is glimmering in the hole.) * (Look inside?) * (You reached inside and found something alongside a strange piece of glass...) * (You got ShadowCrystal.) * Kris, want to re-read my editable CYBERPEDIA entry? * (Ralsei wrote an article about LOSING RECRUITS. Read it?) Yeah you did. * From now on, ralsay drools Susie rules * I don't remember writing that! Yes No * Choice text. * Result A. * Result B. ============== scr_weaponinfo ============== Wood Blade A wooden practice blade with a carbon- reinforced core. What's this!? A CHOPSTICK? ... You have a SWORD!? That's yours, Kris... (It has bite marks...) Mane Ax Beginner's ax forged from the mane of a dragon whelp. I'm too GOOD for that. Ummm... it's a bit big. It... smells nice... Red Scarf A basic scarf made of lightly magical fiber. No. Just... no. Comfy! Touch it, Kris! Huh? No, I'm not cold. EverybodyWeapon It felt right for everyone. Uhhh... Ok. A perfect fit! Wh... what is this? Spookysword A black-and-orange sword with a bat hilt. Ugh, it's too small! Oh, it's too scary! (It's kinda cool...) Spookiness UP Brave Ax A glossy ax from a block warrior. Suitable for heroes. Well, if I have to. It's a bit too heavy... (W-wow, what presence...) Guts Up Devilsknife Skull-emblazoned scythe-ax. Reduces Rudebuster's cost by 10 Let the games begin! It's too, um, evil. ...? It smiled at me? Buster TP DOWN Trefoil Mossy rapier with a clover emblem. Increases $ found by 5%. That tacky thing? No! Not my shade of green... Okay! ...? What do you mean, unused!? Money Earned UP Ragger A rugged scarf that cuts enemies like a dagger. Ow! That can't be comfy! Feels prickly... Nice! Ouch! ... kind of nice DaintyScarf Delicate scarf that increases healing power but has no attack. IT'S MADE OF DOILIES! I'll protect everyone! S-stop covering me with it! Fluffiness UP TwistedSwd A strange blade ... uhh, looks bad. It's like a spiral. It's... kind of scary... Trance SnowRing A ring with the emblem of the snowflake Smells like Noelle Are you... proposing? (Thank goodness...) ThornRing Wearer takes damage from pain Reduces the TP cost of ice spells A torture device? ... Trance BounceBlade A pink saber with a rubber blade. Weak, but increases defence. What is this, rubber? Soft and squishy! S-stop thwacking me! Defense CheerScarf A scarf with colorful you-can-do-it imagery. Gains more TP from criticals. Smiley faces? Ecch. You can do it! Now THIS is a tacky scarf! Faha! Smiley MechaSaber The blade extends when you press the hilt. CHA-CHK! *chk chk chk chk* Nah. You'd look cool holding it, Kris! *chk* A-AHH! Scared myself... Annoying AutoAxe Make sure to charge it by plugging it into the wall. *chainsaw noises* Hahaha!! (Is this a good idea?) *zrrt* A-AHH! Scared myself... BadIdea FiberScarf A scarf made of soft microfiber. Balances attack and magic. (Soft...) Oh! My fur's staticy! Sure, I'll... huh? It's a weapon? Ragger2 A sharp and scratchy scarf. Worse healing, better attack. This is Ralsei's deal. I'm a prickly prince! (It's like Santa's beard?) Prickly BrokenSwd A rejected sword cut into 2 pieces. Not even you can equip this... ... this is trash. Should we fix this...? (Wh... why give this to me?) Failure PuppetScarf A scarf made of strange strings. For those that abandon healing. No way, that's creepy. If I have to fight... (Feels like guitar strings...) FreezeRing A ring with a snowglobe on it. ... is that someone inside? Heh, you steal this? Heh. It's beautiful... ... ▀▀██▄▄▄▄ ● ▄▄▄▄██▀▀ ▲ CHAPTER 3 ▲ ▼ ============== DEVICE_FAILURE ============== VERY INTERESTING. YOUR LOSS HERE IS ALL BUT GUARANTEED. AND YET YOU PERSIST... IF YOU ARE SO DETERMINED TO TRY ONCE MORE THEN SHALL WE HASTEN? AND SO, YOU MEET WITH THE SAME FATE. SHALL YOU TRY ONCE MORE? INCREDIBLE. I FELT IT THERE SHINING. YOUR POWER. A LITTLE FURTHER. VERY INTERESTING. YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT. YOU WON'T WIN LIKE THIS. STILL... WILL YOU PERSIST? GO BACK (FIGHT AGAIN) GO FORWARD (MOVE ON) =========== DEVICE_MENU =========== Don't Use Chapter ~1 FILE Ch ~1 Files Start Chapter ~1 from Chapter ~2's FILE. This will start Chapter ~1 in FILE Slot ~2. ====== UNUSED ====== What is this place, anyway...? How did I get here? ... as if I haven't asked that question a billion times already. I... I always did have that nightmare. Walking into the darkness, With the light shining from the doorway... Then the door slams behind me. And everything goes black. ... is this that nightmare? ... or was everything else a dream? ============ obj_GSA02_B0 ============ THE LEGEND OF TENNA PRESS BUTTON! ANT TENNA Welcome to the WORLD of TV TIME!! Don't be blown away by the graphics, kids! Uh... I'll try not to. Kris! Only YOU may press any button to start! At any time, you may press ONE button! ... you know what, forget it. ============== obj_b0entrance ============== Now begin! Our state of the art... adventure!!! Hey, I can move. Cool. U-umm, wait! How do I... Looks like crap. SUSIE! It's cutting edge!!! ============= obj_b1_finale ============= Behold... The door to... The physical challenge!!! So that's where that goes. YES LET ME THINK BEYOND THIS DOOR LIES THE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE. A GRUELING ENCOUNTER THAT WILL TEST ALL OF YOUR SKILLS. ARE YOU PREPARED... FOR THE WORST? Yeah, okay I guess. And so, our contestants' have spoken... What may be their final words!! Kids, cover your parents' eyes!!! Because after this... There's no turning back!!! Umm, well, couldn't we just-- You kidding?! We budgeted too much to not use this!!! Mike, roll the tape!!! ================== obj_b1_finalehalls ================== This is it! Your final test! ============== obj_b1boardend ============== * Time for a physical challenge!!! =============== obj_b1bonuszone =============== As a reward, a BONUS ZONE!!! Hell yeah! What? Only 1 point!? Hey hey!! We've got a budget! ================== obj_b1cactusfield1 ================== Careful! Those cactuses are pointy!!! ============== obj_b1controls ============== Dude, I can't kill the pots. Your prize awaits beyond these pots! If only you had a special skill! =========== obj_b1enemy =========== Enemy!! Careful, brave heroes!! Wow, absolutely spineless, folks!! A rousing battle! Mike! Give them a free tube yogurt! Sweet. =========== obj_b1intro =========== Welcome to DESERT! "Talk" to me for hints! Where's the "shut up" button? Sorry kid, that's premium! ============ obj_b1lancer ============ AND, ALL I HAVE, IS MYSELF! I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE!..... AND, ALL I HAVE, IS MYSELF! OH HAPPY DAY! THE ENDLESS DEPTHS HAVE BEEN DRAINED! YOU HAVE RESCUED ME FROM MY SPINY TORMENT! Can I throw something? HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE SPINY SEA OF GREEN. WON'T ANYONE FREE A POOR INNOCENT BOY? OH, COULD ANYONE THROW ME A CERAMIC POT? I'LL EVEN TAKE ONE WITHOUT SALSA AT THIS POINT. Do these do anything? Hm... Heh, got it! M-me!? HO HO HO! YOU HAVE RESCUED ME! YOU GOT LANCER x1! IS THERE SOMETHING HE CAN DIG? That guy looks cute! You should save him! Hmm... looks like we can't do anything for now... Yeah... guess so... Damn, it's Lancer! We gotta save him! NOSTALGIC. MY OLD WATERING HOLE... NOSTALGIC. MY OLD MUD HOLE... ==================== obj_b1mailroom_intro ==================== 10 years of fan mail are past this door! Ready!? Mike, open up that door!!! Damn dude. I never got fanmail either. Huh? I'll write you some, Susie! ============== obj_b1mailroom ============== Ah. There is no mail. Mike... Get rid of that room. We don't need it. We haven't gotten any mail. It's fine. It's all fine, we don't need a mail guy. =========== obj_b1oasis =========== GREAT performance, Elnina! GREAT performance, Lanino! =========== obj_b1power =========== Woah, what is that? KRIS GOT THE POWER CROISSANT SUSIE GOT THE POWER CROISSANT SHE CAN NOW PICK UP POTS AND WEEDS. Whoa, really? Finally, some goddamn GAMEPLAY. Watch what you're throwing! H-hey! Watch THIS! I... I'm drowning!! It... It's quicksand! Ralsei plush! Fill him with liquid, throw him against the wall! I hope the class was paying attention to the physics of quicksand! Stop advertising me! I'm dying! Won't someone please help me? Hey kid, let's keep this show rolling! =========== obj_b1push2 =========== Ooh, that's gotta hurt, folks! Child's play!? I meant baby's work! This is bad, folks! Another puzzle! Child's play for our heroes! Puzzle two!! Get ready for a long one, folks! Puzzle two!? Can they finish it within the episode!? Whoops! Not that way!!! Talk about a BLOCK head!! Don't worry, Kris! According to the manual... I have a special ability! If there's no BLOCKs to push... then... Push... me. Aww, it's beautiful folks!!! W-wait, what the...!? Umm, j-just, ignore all that and push me, Kris... K... Kris??? Why are you... pushing me so much? K... Kris? This is getting awkward kid just push him Okay, let's go to a commercial break! What a great puzzle, folks! ================= obj_b1pushpyramid ================= You didn't want to see it. That's cool. That's fine. Okay. Yeah. You'll just never be able to see it again. Incredible!!! You've discovered the SECRET MAILROOM!!! ======================== obj_b1pyramid_rouxlsjoke ======================== THE SMALL PYRAMID!!! Who left that there!!! Just Thoughte It Mighte Be Conveniente If I Who is that guy? Get him out of here!! ============== obj_b1pyramid1 ============== Enter the giant pyramid tile to enter! Why is it small? Maybe there's a smaller one inside? You will never find the even smaller pyramid! ========== obj_b1quiz ========== Quiz vortex! Watch out! Solve the Quiz, get a Q!!! ============ obj_b1rocks1 ============ Watch it! Falling rocks! Watch it! Falling peaches!! Didn't you say rocks, before? What? Forget this. Kris, you cross the bridge. I believe in you, Kris! Kris! I'll protect you! Sweet. $@&! It's easy if you hold something over your head. HEY!!! Oops. ============ obj_b1rocks2 ============ Whatever, I'm just going to wait for Kris to pull us to the next screen. Stupid rocks!! It's easy if you hold something over your head Uh oh! Watch out for falling peaches!! Peaches? But I thought that they were rocks. I don't know where you got that idea. I have no clue where you got that idea. ============ obj_b1spring ============ ... Hey, wait. How is Lancer in the game? Don't worry, he's backstage with a controller just like everyone else! HO HO HO!! L MARKS THE SPOT! I'LL DIG UP A TREASURE FOR YOU! HOW'S THAT!? A KEY FOR YOU!! AS A BONUS, I BLOCKED THE WATER FROM FLOWING. LOOK! A KEY WAS SQUEEZED FROM THE FRAGRANT MUD. THE PIONEERS USED THIS TO MAKE KEY LIME PIE. BYE NOW! =========== obj_b1store =========== NEED HEALING IN BATTLE? TRY OUR IN-GAME PURCHASES! HEY THIEF!GET A KEY! JUST 250 POINTS! BUY MORE LATER!! Oops. You didn't see that. THIEF!! How do I kill this guy? Get in line, kid! Are you crying for a buying!? Then save up your points, folks! POINTs can be exchanged for goods and services. ============== obj_b1susiedig ============== Uh oh! Weed alert! You may find plucking these plants is "key"! But you can't grip this grass without a "special treasure." Can you find it somewhere on the board? Guys. It's not in this room. It's in another room. Please. Weeds? Leave it to me. SUSIE!! You've, um, "got this," Susie! W-wait! Watch where you're throwing!! Watch what? Well, you somehow survived! Take a key! Well, some of you survived! Take a key! Wanna do it again? Umm, I think we're good. ==================== obj_b1swordconnector ==================== Man, it'd be cool to have, like, a weapon. You could like... cut everything down. ============== obj_b2_bino_v2 ============== VIEW DO NOT BINOCULARS. 10 POINTS TO TAKE A VIEW OF ATLANTIS STADIUM! It must be beautiful... Trust me, it's a sight to behold!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 10 POINTS! ANOTHER pyramid!? What? What? We have a budget to keep in mind you know!!! What a rip-off. H-HEY!! BINOCULARS. LOOK INSIDE? ...dunno what I expected. BINOCULARS. THEY CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM THIS SIDE. How about THIS side? HEY!! ============= obj_b2_ice_a1 ============= ...a tree? Damn, wish something was there. ... I don't know... I feel kind of... glad we're going back. What, don't like the cold? ... I guess... not. Haha. Just cool thinking what might've been there. A little past... what would we could see. ... were you scared? I just didn't know... what was over there. It could've been... trouble. Like, if Tenna caught us? Well, we're headed back now, 'k? ... right! Let's finish the game! ================ obj_b2_moneyhole ================ Wait! That's *MY* secret bonus zone! Wow. Looks like mine, dude. Well, haha, good luck reaching those! I keep my investments SHORT-proof! Hm... Umm, let's just go, Susie... W-wait! I... I'm covered in ill-gotten gains! He told me digital currency was SECURE!!! Sigh... Can't a guy have just one bonus zone to himself...? Good idea, Kris. That bonus wasn't ours. That's right Ralsei!! Honesty and kindness pay!!! Here, have a single point!!! Hey hey hey what happened to respecting my zone!?!? ============== obj_b2atlantis ============== Huh? It seems pretty dark-- ====================== obj_b2atlantisentrance ====================== Atlantis sure is beautiful this time of year! ============= obj_b2bombfun ============= DIBS. Oh, bombs! I bet we could... Alright turn's over. Heh, worth it. ... What? Um, nothing... ============== obj_b2bombfun2 ============== A cracked wall! What could it mean!? That's what it means. Damn. Good catch. THAT'S why Kris should be playing. I'm back! I apologize to the viewers!!! ======================= obj_b2bossencounterroom ======================= Uh oh. Uh oh. THE FINAL PHOTO THE THREE HEROES THE FINAL PHOTO THE THREE HEROES (AGAIN) FABULOUS! A MUGSHOT OF YOU THREE CRIMINALS! YOU TOOK MY CAMERA, TOOK THE MOON AND EVEN TOOK THE CLOUDS. NOW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING AND TAKING... COULD YOU AT LEAST TAKE A PHOTO OF ME? HMM, THAT LAST PHOTO SHOOT DIDN'T GO SO WELL. HOW ABOUT A RETAKE? ================= obj_b2bridgeintro ================= Nothing here! Head up to find a DOCK! Ha ha, what's UP... DOCK!? Okay, head north or I'll DOCK your points! Looks like a puzzle. Heh, leave it to me. Well done Susie!! Heh. Got anything harder? Cool. Smells like nothing. =================== obj_b2bridgepuzzle1 =================== --oh!! I KNEW YOU COULD TURN INTO A SURF BOARD! Oh! Another puzzle! ... So, um, should be easy for you, right? Look over there! Huh? ? Let's go, easy puzzle. Uhh... knock it off, "Kris". You're uh, distracting me. S-Sorry, Susie! Eww, Kris, stop trying to hug Ralsei. K... Kris!? Susie!! That was amazing!! Wow!! Great job, Susie!! Took you long enough, dumbass. You doubted my geniusness? Yeah, great job, "Susie." Huh? No, Susie, you did great! Umm, nice job on this puzzle, Kris... Hey, I got the throwing thingy. ======================= obj_b2bridgepuzzle2_alt ======================= Can't believe I have to do this. Nice solve, Susie! Hey, why don't we just stay as these characters? Until I find something cool I wanna throw. ... if it's okay! Haha. Oh! Nice solve, Kris! =================== obj_b2bridgepuzzle2 =================== Oh! Look, grey blocks! Kris, let's solve this puzzle together! Cool, I get to do nothing. Hahaha! We did it...! Heh, finally having fun? H-huh? Well, um... How 'bout we stay as these characters... Until there's something cool to throw? ... okay! ============ obj_b2camera ============ FABULOUS! JUST FABULOUS! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PHOTOGRAPH ME TOO? RAFT APPEARS IN THE RIVER THE FINAL PHOTO THE THREE HEROES Kris! Take a photo! A-Ahh! Hahaha! That's me! Heh, guess it's OK if it's in a game. Cute selfie, Kris! Pff. Can't you even pose? Oh, a camera! ================== obj_b2d_dungeonend ================== Well done. You found my secret hiding place. But there's nothing here... ...is there? YOU GOT THE SHELTER KEY Oh, you found that, too! Perfect, just perfect... Thanks for all your hard work, Kris! YOU WERE USED UP. =============== obj_b2d_icedoor =============== THE DOOR IS LOCKED THE ICE KEY WAS USED UP SHE WAS USED UP ============= obj_b2danger1 ============= Kris...? The ending was right there... =================== obj_b2enemysquabble =================== Look out, Kris! Enemy! FINE. I'll fix the controllers. Thank you very... W... wait a second.. S-Susie! Change me back!! C'mon, just for a bit. It'll be fun. ... Umm, Kris, don't you want your controller back? You can have a turn Let's all go back to normal Well, if Kris says it's okay... Seriously? You guys are no fun. There! Now everything's the right way! ... right, Kris...? ========================= obj_b2enrichmentenclosure ========================= Oh! A flower cut in half! This is a photo spot! Oh!! A pretty flower! Umm, h... how do you take a photo? Oops. Haha, look, I got it! Taking photos is fun! ================== obj_b2fashionshop1 ================== TOUCH THE ITEM TO WEAR IT! YOU LOOK GREAT! HEH, HEH! GUESS I'M RETIRED. PLEASE LEAVE, YOU SMELL SO BAD. RIBBON Susie, wanna buy it?! What? No way in hell! Oh, Susie, doesn't Kris look nice? Maybe for a 2nd grader. ================== obj_b2fashionshop2 ================== TOUCH THE ITEM TO WEAR IT! YOU LOOK GREAT! HEH, HEH! GUESS I'M RETIRED. RIBBON PIZZA DEODORANT (FOR NERDS) SMELLS LIKE PEBBERONI Haha, PIZZA DEODORANT (FOR NERDS)? Hey, Ralsei. Looks like Kris is trying to tell you something. K... Kris? You think I need, um...? You know, I'm not exactly sure, how I would even require that sort of thing... ... Um, if it's for you, Kris... --oh! Um, I hope this is... better? Ewwwww, Kris is huffing the fuuumes!!! Hahaha!!! Um, I'm... Just going to read the instruction manual for a bit... HEY! WHAT THE -- WOW, SUSIE WEARS RIBBONS? Kris, you dumbass! Why'd you make me wear that!? M... Make you? Ugh, take it off!! THAT'S what you wanted to come back for!? Okay, controller earned. You needed that. ============== obj_b2ferntalk ============== When I said EXPLORE, I didn't mean THIS MUCH! C'mon! You're really getting a kick out of this, huh?! Woah, what's in THERE? Nothing! Ignore that! It's just a leftover! ... a leftover...? Man, wish we could get in there. Huh? I mean... uh... it's unfinished! What was in it? Nothing! It just goes back to... It doesn't matter! Let's get back to the game! ============ obj_b2greenx ============ Those are some weird looking blocks. Those are no ordinary blocks! This room presents a challenge! Oh, I think you can push these blocks around. See? He gets it! ================= obj_b2heartisland ================= So uh... the Tropic of Love... Anyone else think that was cool? Haha... Anyone? =============== obj_b2iceregion =============== That's weird. There's something up here. ... Sorry, nothing up this way, folks! See, it just loops! This part's unfinished! Go back! Unfinished! UNFINISHED, I said! MIKE, CUT! CUT!!! Phew! Sorry folks, our contestants got a little lost! =========== obj_b2intro =========== Welcome to KODAKODA ISLAND! Alright Ralsei, turn into a surfboard. I can only be a block... ================= obj_b2lancersalsa ================= Mmm, I'm drinking it! You're not drinking it! Sorry, the "grey" spring is blocked up. Oh no! the green spring is blocked up! Guess we'll have to squeeze Ralsei into a green smoothie. H-huh?! Make smoochies, not smoothies... We'll need something to get out that green liquid... IS THAT A GREEN BATH!? LEAVE IT TO ME TO GET IT FREE! DIG, DIG, DIG! LOOKS LIKE I STRUCK GREEN GOLD! TAKE A PICTURE FOR THE AGES! ================= obj_b2loverbridge ================= I'm BACK! Onto ATLANTIS! ... why is this RAINBOW so IMPURE!? ================= obj_b2loverscliff ================= You know what that means, kids!!! Ralsei, get on the heart. We're gonna find you a lover. Yeah. If we could get 2 Lancers, and make them stand there... Nevermind, folks! Still only one lover! Is one... "lover"... still a "lover?" * So you must be... the ex. * WHO THE HELL IS THAT!? * I... I'm sorry, I thought we were... you didn't... so I... * WHO THE HELL IS THAT!? * I... I'm sorry, I thought we were... you didn't... so I... * Let me sayeth... * Let me SAYETH, * I know. I can readeth, the room. * Please. Come hither. * I don't thinkest thoust two... shouldst be Aparte. * Instead, thou shouldst be... Togethere. * ... with Me. * Because Three... art stronger... than One. * But there's two of * But there's two of * Because, sure, Three art stronger than Two. * And many other numbers, et cetera, et cetera. * Everyone in agreemenst? * ... y... you'll be with me again, if I...? * You'll... be with me again if I? * ... y... you'll be with me again, if I...? * You'll... be with me again if I? * Yea, yea, Okaye, we get it, We Good, let's go. * Cue Rainbowe. * (Thoust Worms aren't the only Battle Throuple in town Nowe...) ...What did he say? What? Done. Just gotta move the other guy. YOU CAN'T USE KRIS AND RALSEI!! Got two people. RALSEI DOESN'T COUNT!!! Okay, got two people. KRIS DOESN'T COUNT!!! =================== obj_b2lovershallway =================== Looks kind of like the desert board. What!? The trees are green! Green!!! * Alright, this is it folks! * Come out, you two! * Alright, open your eyes! * Wow, looks like your game characters are just about to meet... * ... At Lover's Peak!!! * La... Lanino... I... I'm sorry... * Elnina, I... I'm sorry too, I... * El... Elnina... I... I'm sorry... * Lanino, I... I'm sorry too, I... * It's okay, we still love each other, right!? * Of, of course! I'm just... sorry I... * It's okay, we still love each other, right!? * Of, of course! I'm just... sorry I... * Oops! Duty calls! Gotta go, kids! * (I'll give them a little alone time...) * I can't wait! I'm going to the next room! * I can't wait! I'm going to the next room! * Oh, Elnina, I-- * Oh, Lanino, I-- ================ obj_b2northcross ================ Watch out! Snipers! Kris, they're aiming only for you! Kris!! Duck and cover!! ====================== obj_b2pantheonentrance ====================== Welcome to KODAKODA SHRINE! TAKE 3 GRAND PHOTOS TO REACH THE OCEAN. With 3 PHOTOS, a PATH OPENS... Hey kids, wrong way! Oh, go back! You missed the special prize! =============================== obj_b2perfumespring_triggerarea =============================== COME ON IN! THIS FRESH AND FRUITY JAMBOREE WILL HEAL YOUR HP! =================== obj_b2pippinsisland =================== ... HEY, you two aren't supposed to be here! HEY, KRIS, WANT TO PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME? HEY KRIS, WANT TO PLAY MONEY -- WAIT, WHERE'S THE BOSS? TIME TO TAKE AN UNSANCTIONED BREAK! What the --- Who said you could do that on the job!? UH OH, GIG'S UP! ======================== obj_b2pyramidrouxlsstore ======================== FREE YON CRUD, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SELL THAT!! DON'T TAKE MY BLOCKS!! I NEEDST THOSE!! LOOK. GUYSE. I'M LOSTE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE A SHOP. I HAVETH NOTHING. Who the heck was that? =========== obj_b2quiz2 =========== I'm just used to following, haha. I'm not normally... Supposed to be... a player one. ============= obj_b2raftget ============= Oh! It's MAGIC RAFT! You've unlocked a NEW RAFT!!! With the MAGIC RAFT, the OCEAN is your OYSTER! =============== obj_b2raftintro =============== Hey dumbass, game's broke. I can't lift this rock. Perhaps you need a secret tool... ================== obj_b2ralseichoose ================== So... um... K-Kris, which way should I... You got the controller, YOU choose. This way... seems nice. It's fun... just moving around. Haha. Y'know you can do that whenever, right. I... I guess so. ================ obj_b2riversouth ================ RAFT forth! UNKNOWN MYSTERIES await you! ========================== obj_b2s_northernlightsroom ========================== THE KEY WAS FORGOTTEN GO TO NORTHERN LIGHT ====================== obj_b2s_tennamonologue ====================== PHEW! FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUIET! ... I WONDER… IF THEY EVEN LIKE THE GAME...? I'M TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE IT FUN, BUT... HERE AND THERE, STRANGE THINGS ARE SHOWING THROUGH... OH, WHY DID I BASE IT OFF THIS STUPID OLD THING!! ... KRIS, OH, KRIS IF YOU COULD JUST SMILE... LAUGH... TELL ME I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT... PLEASE... WHAT THE? I HEAR FOOTSTEPS! NO GOOD I NEED TO MAKE MY GETAWAY =================== obj_b2sadislandprev =================== Heh, I think I know where we're going. ================ obj_b2savelancer ================ PLEASE BUY THIS BOY! HE'S MAKING ME LOSE MY MARBLES! GUESS I'M RETIRED NOW. HUH? I FEEL LIKE I EARNED LESS THAN I THOUGHT. WHAT? WE GOT NOTHING. Lancer!!! Damn, I wanted to get two Lancers. Two!? Not with this union breathing down my neck! HO HO! FRIENDSHIP SHOULDN'T BE BOUGHT... BUT IF YOU HAVE TO, GOOD YOU DID IT DIRT CHEAP! I'LL BE WAITING IN YOUR ITEMS FOR SOME CHEAP DIRT OF MY OWN. DIG, DIG! HO HO! YOU BOUGHT ME WITHOUT EVEN WAITING FOR A SALE!! THAT'S TRUE FRIENDSHIP!! IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN THE MUD, LET ME DIG YOU OUT! =============== obj_b2southwest =============== Yeah, this is where you're supposed to go. Where are we going...? The end is close! Back to LOVER'S PEAK! =================== obj_b2sphinxvoucher =================== Congrats kids, you've earned it! ================= obj_b2tennaleave1 ================= ... Wait a second... Your controllers are... Huh? My antennas are... Sorry, be right back, kids! =============== obj_b2waterfall =============== Sorry kids, no falling rocks today. Sorry kids, no falling peaches. They expired. I thought they were rocks. Those also expired. ============= obj_b2westpip ============= Even I don't know what's this way! ============== obj_b2westshop ============== KEY GOOD DEALS GOOD DEALS, HEH HEH. OOPS! GUESS I MADE AN INNOCENT MISTAKE. FREE Wait, there aren't any keys this time... =================== obj_b3belevatorexit =================== And there's the DOOR, folks! They're at the ROOF!! =================== obj_b3belevatorroom =================== THE MOONCLOUD KEY CARD WAS USED. What the heck? The contestants, WOW! They have the ELEVATOR KEY CARD! ================================== obj_b3bintrocutscene_swordroutever ================================== * Alright, controllers all clean!? * Everyone back to the couch, let's finish up Board 3! Mike, turn on the power. Haha, that's strange! Usually it goes right on! Mike, can we, uh, haha, try that again? That's funny. No one's there. The characters... they're gone. Umm... ... ============ obj_b3bridge ============ Watch out! Falling rocks! ======================= obj_b3bs_cheaterpippins ======================= ROLL THE DIE 2,4,6 WIN! DIG, DIG, YOU GOT NO DIRT ON US. WHAT THE? WHY WOULD YOU THROW A DIE? WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? TOO BAD! TRY AGAIN! SO CLOSE! 1'S ALMOST 2! UNLUCKY SEVEN. HOW'D THAT GET THERE? STILL NOT EVEN. CLOSE! CLOSER! ALMOST GOT IT! UPSIDE DOWN 9! SO CLOSE! * What the -- what are you doing photoing us!? * We're innocent! Ahh, let's get out of here! ================ obj_b3bs_console ================ Action Hold ~1 : Quit Quit Switch Characters Hold * Where'd you get the sword? That's badass. =================== obj_b3bs_introscene =================== * Heh, look who it is. Ralsei wanted to wait for you, so... * And Susie said "Watch. Kris'll show up any minute now," so... * And I say "shut up," so let's go! ========================== obj_b3bs_lancerget_console ========================== * (It's a controller that lets you play as Lancer. Take it?) * (Lancer controller.) Take No * (You can now play as Lancer.) * (You can now play as ~1 Lancers.) ========================= obj_b3bs_lancerget_lancer ========================= What are you doing? Tips & Tricks Nothing Return controllers * Ho ho ho! What's up, my gang? * (... stone.) * I lost my controller, so they gave me a fresh one! * Repeat several times, and voil-o! Fun is had. * Oh-ho! You want some treats of the trade!? * To be me, first find an X on the ground. * Go on it and... dig! I don't know which button! * I just press all of them down with my tongue. * Eventually your controller will break. * A father figure will give you a new one. * Say "aaaaa" when he checks your mouth for illness. * Then, just gargle, rinse, and repeat! Have fun, team! * Hokey-dokey. Smush those babies back in... ================== obj_b3bs_rabbick_a ================== Yes No * The sign on the door reads "knock for assistance." * Knock? * I'm here to assist youse. ==================== obj_b3bs_watercooler ==================== * What the -- you's ain't allowed in here! ================= obj_b3bs_zapper_b ================= * Hey! Youse ain't supposed to be back here! ================ obj_b3camerashop ================ CAMERA LANCER WELCOME! MY STORE IS FREE TO FRIENDS! HO HO! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE. HELP! SUCKER FREE Now THIS is good. Hell yeah, 2 Lancers! Least Lancer's here. ============ obj_b3center ============ Feast your wallets on our bustling commercial district! It's one door... He says the same thing. NO HE DOESNT. ============ obj_b3desert ============ Wow! Haha! Enemy, watch out! =========== obj_b3dock2 =========== The pier! Like the ocean, of the city! ============== obj_b3elevator ============== All you have to do is get to the top floor... ======================== obj_b3entertainmentalley ======================== This goes to our entertainment district! Here our fun is stored! =========================== obj_b3entertainmentdistrict =========================== WELCOME TO OUR ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT! HAHAHA!!! Fun? There's nothing here! It's, it's... Tenna, tell 'em! ... OKAY MAN EVEN I HAVE TROUBLE DEFENDING THIS ONE. You can't say that! You're me! Get out of here! =========== obj_b3intro =========== Welcome to TV-tropolis!!! Alright, let's just get this over with. Both Q's! Head for TV tower!!! =========== obj_b3lobby =========== Finally!! Welcome to TV tower, our premier dungeon! =========== obj_b3quiza =========== A quiz! But it's shy! =========== obj_b3quizb =========== A quiz! But it's, near the water! ============ obj_b3stairs ============ There it is! The door to the stairs!!! Wait... why does that door have 2 Q's on it? Ugh, not more quizzes... 2 Q'S!? What the -- it shouldn't look like that! Mike, the door please!!! You need twenty Q's to open this door, folks! 2... 20 Q's!? That's right! As we speak, twenty more areas have been unlocked in TV-tropolis! Backtrack and conquer each district's quiz, then you'll unlock the stairs... Allowing you to finally hunt for that elevator card! On which one of TV tower's 100 floors of fun could it be?! All your favorite programs! All your favorite tools! You kids are gonna love the VHS floor! The wood panelled car tournament! New powdered drinks! The unused lawnmower puzzles! Don't adjust your set, because we're Oops. Huh? Uhh... yogurt... got on my controller. ... What the--!? Emergency!! Stop the cameras!!! Commercial break!!! Commercial break!!! You kids get to the green room and wipe that down right now! Everyone hurry, take your controllers! They could be CONTAMINATED!! * Wrong way! The green room is the other direction!!! * Come on and work with me here, kids! * That yogurt is starting to curdle!!! * ... ================= obj_b3underground ================= Everyone having fun!? It's fine! Yeah, uh, sure. Great! great!! ============= obj_baseenemy ============= Message A Message B Message C Message D * Placeholder Message A~1. * Placeholder Message B~1. * Placeholder Message C~1. * Placeholder Message D~1. * Damaged message ~1. * ENEMY - AT 1 DF 1 * Susceptible to Brainshock. * You warned the enemy. * It guarded from Susie's attack. * Its body was filled with a kind feeling. * Kris's simul act! * Kris decided to have a really long message when acting alone. * Its body will result in a speech after attack. * Its body became tired. * Susie's unique act A!. * Susie's simul act! * Ralsei's unique act A!. * Ralsei's simul act! ==================== obj_battlecontroller ==================== X * Escaped... ================= obj_blocktree_dmg ================= YES NO WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? WELL, SPRING CHANGED TO SUMMER, AND SUMMER CHANGED TO COLD, AND SURE ENOUGH, I AM THE FORGOTTEN MAN. WILL YOU FORGET ME, TOO? WELL, THERE IS NOT A MAN HERE. ARE YOU SURE? YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME MANY TIMES BEFORE. EVEN IF YOU MEET ME, I WILL BE FORGOTTEN THEREAFTER. SOMETIMES I EVEN FORGET MYSELF... I ASK AGAIN. WILL YOU FORGET ME? YOU'LL REMEMBER ME? WELL. IN THAT CASE, FORGET ABOUT IT. I AM JUST A MAN. LISTEN WELL TO MY STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THE WHOLE WORLD LOOKED LIKE THIS. DO YOU THINK SO? REALLY? YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING SO ABSURD? I'M HAPPY TO HEAR IT. LET ME CONTINUE... OF COURSE NOT. IT'S JUST A STORY AFTER ALL. NOW, LET ME CONTINUE... WELL, THE WORLD CHANGED. SOCIETY WAS DEVELOPED. THE EARTH WAS COVERED IN WATER, DINOSAURS APPEARED, AN ICE AGE, HM... ACTUALLY, THERE ARE STILL DINOSAURS... IS IT MIXED UP? IN ANY CASE, THIS ISLAND IS THE ONLY PLACE LEFT I CAN TALK. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? FUNNY, I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST CLUE WHAT IT ALL MEANS. THAT'S FUNNY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER. BUT ONE DAY, THIS ISLAND WILL DISAPPEAR, TOO. WE MAY NOT MEET AGAIN IN THAT CASE. ... DID YOU WANT TO MEET AGAIN? OH, JOY. I'LL TELL YOU MY SCHEDULE. LISTEN CAREFULLY. ON THURSDAY, I GO TO SELL THE DONUTS. ON FRIDAY, I TOSS THE LEFTOVERS IN THE DUMPSTER. ON SATURDAY, I LET IT COOL ON THE WINDOWSILL. ON SUNDAY, I HARVEST THE WHEAT. HOLD YOUR BREATH, HEAD TO THE LEFT, AND COUNT BACKWARDS TO 100... DID YOU REMEMBER TO WRITE THAT DOWN? WELL. I'M STARTING TO REALIZE WHY I WAS FORGOTTEN. HOW VERY KIND OF YOU. WELL, IT SEEMS YOU ARE ALREADY FORGETTING. PLEASE TAKE THIS TO REMEMBER ME. (KRIS RECEIVED THE EGG.) ALTHOUGH, YOU MAY LOSE IT IN ANOTHER DAY. SO BE SURE TO PUT IT SOME WHERE. THERE'S NO SHAME IN AN EGG. YOU ARE VERY OPINIONATED. I LIKE YOU! YOU MAY FORGET ME, I MAY FORGET MYSELF, BUT I WILL REMEMBER YOUR KINDNESS. NOW, THIS ISLAND WILL DISAPPEAR SOON. YOU MUST DEPART. IF YOU WILL IT, WE SHALL MEET AGAIN AT THAT PLACE... WHETHER 11 HOURS OR 11 YEARS, DELTARUNE WILL BE WAITING. SO TAKE YOUR TIME, WASH YOUR FACE, AND GET DRESSED! ========================= obj_board_1_sword_b1store ========================= BECOME STRONGER Having fun? BECAME STRONGER ============================= obj_board_1_sword_shadowtease ============================= See you soon. ======================== obj_board_b2_photopodium ======================== A PODIUM FOR HOLDING A PHOTOGRAPH. A PHOTIUM. A PHOTO OF A FLOWER TORN IN TWO. A PHOTO OF A SPRING OF GREEN PERFUME. A PHOTO OF THE SMITTEN CACTUS. A PHOTO OF THE SCARLET ANTLION. ====================== obj_board_b2_watersign ====================== UNDER CONSTRUCTION! KEEP OUT! He's not here, now's our chance. Alright, sign thrown. ... that's what you meant!? ====================== obj_board_b2cameraglow ====================== The SHRINE is ASHINE! What could it mean!? ===================== obj_board_b2s_icedoor ===================== AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT? UNLOCKED WITH THE ICE KEY ====================== obj_board_b2tornflower ====================== A FLOWER... HALF OF THE PETALS ARE MISSING. HALF OF THE STEM IS MISSING. HALF OF THE MIDDLE IS MISSING. YET, IT STANDS. ========================== obj_board_b3_elevatorcheck ========================== THE ELEVATOR IS LOCKED WITH THE MOONCLOUD KEY CARD. Oh no! Looks like you need the key card first. But don't worry... You can take the stairs! ==================== obj_board_b3bs_intro ==================== YOU DUG UP THE IMPORTANT ELEVATOR KEY CARD. THE KEY CARD WAS WASHED SOMEWHERE BACKSTAGE... * Umm, were we... supposed to do that? * "Supposed to" do what? * Oh, TV Guy is doing an announcement! Board 2 is now ready!! All performers and contestants report to the STAGE immediately!! * Dang, guess we gotta go. * Don't worry, Susie! I'll see you in the funny stages! =================== obj_board_b3topdoor =================== TV TOWER! THE BEST DUNGEON! NO SHOES, NO Q'S, NO SERVICE! Haha, that's a good one! ============================ obj_board_battleintroduction ============================ * WELCOME TO TV TIME PRESENTS: FIGHTING! * We've done this before. * YOU HAVE?! * Yes, quite a few times. * HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE THIS THEN? * You don't need to. * Yep! We've got this. Right Kris? * Well fine, this is all placeholder anywho. ======================= obj_board_cactusmanager ======================= Ouch! Don't touch the cactuses! Don't touch the cactuses! They're very fragile and expensive! ======================= obj_board_camerablocker ======================= YOU REQUIRE A CAMERA TO PROCEED ==================== obj_board_check_warp ==================== * You can go inside. ===================================== obj_board_dungeon_2_roomWriterManager ===================================== FOLLOW THE WHITE CLOAK THE FORBIDDEN PATH BEGAN WITH ICE MAGIC ======================== obj_board_dungeon3_tenna ======================== ... HOW DID THINGS TURN OUT LIKE THIS... ... KEEPING POOR TORIEL ALL LOCKED UP... IF ONLY HE HADN'T ABANDONED ME. MY OLD PARTNER... I WAS GONNA PUT HIM ON TV! MAKE HIM A STAR! I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE! ALL. HE HAD. TO DO. WAS TELL ME WHAT HIS LITTLE SECRET WAS. HIS SECRET TO BEING A BIG SHOT... IT TOOK A LITTLE SWEET TALK... BUT JUST WHEN I HAD, FINALLY, FINALLY ? HA HA -- GOTTEN HIM TO SIGN THE DEAL. HE SUDDENLY HAD TO TAKE A PHONE CALL. BUT WHEN HE PICKED IT UP, HIS FACE TURNED PALE... AND HE RAN RIGHT OUT OF THE ROOM WITH THE RECEIVER HANGING! SO I WENT TO PICK IT UP... THINKING IT WAS FINALLY MY CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. ... BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE! THAT LITTLE FREAK RIPPED ME OFF! ... I WISH THEY NEVER BROUGHT THAT LAPTOP HOME... K... KRIS! KRIS, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE! I... I DID WHAT YOU SAID, KRIS! HA... JUST LIKE OUR DEAL! Y-YOU AREN'T GONNA TURN ME OFF AGAIN, ARE YOU...? ======================== obj_board_event_b2sphinx ======================== WHIFF... WHIFF... MY NOSE KNOWS YOU DIDN'T DO THE OTHER QUIZZES. GO HIT THE BEACH AND SNIFF THEM OUT! ACHOO! ACHOO! MY NOSE KNOWS YOU FOUND THE OTHER QUIZZES. NOW THERE'S JUST ONE LAST QUESTION... DO YOU WANT THESE POINTS, OR NOT!? ... AND THAT'S THE FINAL QUIZ! IN A WAY, WE WERE ALL WINNERS... SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL BE TAKING THAT ALL-EXPENSES-PAID TROPICAL VACATION! ====================== obj_board_event_b2swap ====================== What!? My beeper!? Zapper got stuck again!? Darnit! I have to go. Don't have too much fun without me! ... So, um, should be easy for you, right? Look over there! Huh? ? Alright, this puzzle should be easy. ======================= obj_board_event_bigdoor ======================= IT'S LOCKED. IT'S STILL LOCKED. ONLY THE MOONCLOUD STONE REMAINS. ===================== obj_board_event_intro ===================== Now begin! Our state of the art... Modern electronic video adventure!!! Looks like crap. SUSIE! It's cutting edge!!! ====================== obj_board_event_intro1 ====================== Umm, can I finish reading the MANUAL? No! For your adventure awaits... ====================== obj_board_event_intro2 ====================== Just down that hole!!! A hole, huh? That's original. ========================= obj_board_event_lawnmower ========================= The secret lawnmower game! Everybody's favorite! Push the lawnmower and it will fly! The grass will grow as you mow! Cut as much grass as you can before the timer runs out to get some points!!! Sure, yeah. I was done. Go ahead. When you're ready, push the lawn mower to start! A score of ~1?! IMPRESSIVE! ======================== obj_board_event_ninfight ======================== OH, OH, YOU CLOGGED THE OASIS. OH, OH, YOU SUCKED THE WATER DRY. YOU DARE END OUR SEASON OF LOVE? OH, OH, WE JUST MADE UP AND YOU DARE COME INTO OUR SIGHT!? I PREDICT A LOT OF PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE... ============================ obj_board_event_sphinx_tenna ============================ So it's not a boss? A BOSS!? ME!? I'm offended!!! Know what else you're missing? Watch. HEY!!! THAT'S CROISSANT MISUSE!!! HEY FOLKS! IT'S SPHINX-TENNA! ANSWER MY RIDDLE AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE KEY! ... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY, BUT, YA SEE, IT'S A BIT EMBARRASSING... SEE, I'M MISSING MY Q'S! BRING TWO OF 'EM HERE AND I'LL QUIZ YA! I'M MISSING MY Q'S! BRING TWO OF 'EM HERE AND I'LL QUIZ YA! MY NOSE IS THE ONLY NOSE THAT KNOWS. DON'T TRY TO USE THE LONG NOSE OF ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER! NOSE-PICKING, ER, LOCK-PICKING IS NOT ALLOWED! WOW, YOU GOT TWO Q'S JUST FOR ME!? OH, OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER! NOW THAT I'M DRESSED... IT'S A QUIZ TO THE DEATH! WELL DONE. FOR YOU THAT KNOWS, A NOSE! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT!? HA HA HA HA -- OH NO, MY NOSE FELL ASLEEP! ================================= obj_board_investigatable_template ================================= * Aw yeah, FRED! * Everything was engulfed in flames. * Just kidding. ============= obj_board_npc ============= HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE TEST NPC. I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A NICE DAY. WELCOME TO THE BOARD GAME GAME BOARD! TO WIN THE GAME, ENTER THE PYRAMID AND FACE THE FINAL CHALLENGE. HOWEVER, THE WAY IS LOCKED BY 3 KEYS AND MOONCLOUD STONE. GOOD LUCK! FIND THREE KEYS AND THE MOONCLOUD STONE TO OPEN THE DOOR! YOU FOUND THE KEYS FOLKS! APPLAUSE SIGNS, APPLAUSE SIGNS! BUT, CAN YOU FIND MOONCLOUD STONE? WHAT!? YOU ALREADY FOUND EVERYTHING!? THAT WAS FAST... HA, HA. YOU DESERVE APPLAUSE FOR THAT ONE! THE DOOR'S OPEN!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO ME FOR? THIS IS THE RESERVOIR FOR THE OASIS. AND, IN THE OASIS IS A SECRET STONE... THE RESERVOIR IS CLUGGED WITH STONE. NOW, WHAT HAPPENS TO OASIS? ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD WAS SUCKED. OH... OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS! WITH THE SUNNY MOON REFLECTED IN THE WATER THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE! AS LONG AS THE OASIS SHINES, THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER! OH, MY OASIS! MY OASIS! WITH HER SOFT CLOUDS REFLECTED IN THE WATER THIS IS THE PERFECT FORECAST FOR LOVE! AS LONG AS THE OASIS SHINES, THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER! I AM THE LOST PIPPINS. ON BEHALF OF THE TOYS YOU LOST IN THE COUCH, A SECRET... THE CACTUS THAT LIVED UPSTAIRS LOVES YOU. IT HAS A KEY UNDERNEATH IT, SO PLEASE PUSH IT ASIDE. THE CACTUS THAT LIVED UPSTAIRS LOVES YOU. IT HAS A KEY UNDERNEATH IT, SO PLEASE PUSH IT ASIDE. YOU CAN FIND IT IN THE CACTUS FIELD. GOOD, YOU PUSHED IT ASIDE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO PUSH YOUR LOVED ONES AWAY, SOMETIMES. YOU PUSHED IT ASIDE, BUT DIDN'T GET THE KEY? THAT SEEMS SILLY. PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME ASIDE. SEE THAT LINE ON THE TENSION BAR IN BATTLE? WIN THE FIGHT WITH TP ABOVE THE LINE TO GET S-RANK! BY THE WAY, I HEARD YOU CAN DEFEND TO GAIN TP. I AM THE LOST PIPPINS. ON BEHALF OF THE TOYS YOU LOST IN THE COUCH, A SECRET... THERE ARE FOUR KEYS IN ALL, THOUGH YOU JUST NEED THREE. THERE ARE FIVE KEYS IN ALL, THOUGH YOU JUST NEED THREE. THERE ARE FOUR KEYS. THERE ARE FIVE KEYS. ONE IS FOR RICH, ONE IS FOR TREASURE HUNTERS. ONE IS FOR KNOW IT ALL'S, ONE IS FOR CACTUS. THIS IS MY PRIVATE LITTLE POND. I JUST WISH TO WADE IN PEACE. WHAT HAVE YOU MANIACS DONE TO MY POND?! THE OCEAN RAFT IS SEALED BY KODAKODA SHRINE. A FLOWER TORN IN HALF! I WONDER WHO TOOK IT... THE PHOTO, I MEAN. A GREEN GEYSER, JUST NEXT DOOR. WHO CAN DIG IT UP? THE PLANT OF SPIKES, HIDES IN THE FOREST. IT'S NO ROSE, BUT ITS THORNS HOLD LOVE. THE RED ANTLION, UNDER THE GROUND. FANGS OF YOUTH, UNEARTHED WITH A PHOTO. A TREASURE CHEST. IT'S TOO HIGH UP TO REACH. WELCOME TO THE ISLAND BOARD! ATLANTIS AWAITS IN THE NORTH. BUT, YOU WILL NEED 2 LOVERS TO UNVEIL THE RAINBOW BRIDGE. WOAH WOAH! LOOK! THE CAMERA SHRINE IS ASHINE! COULD SOMETHING BE HAPPENING INSIDE!? FEAST YOUR WALLETS ON OUR BUSTLING COMMERCIAL DISTRICT! MOSS ON THE WALL. IT WAS CONSUMED. Why don't you head over to the right... mumble... Mumble, Mumble... where could this be...? Nowhere? Mumble... No, no... This is somewhere... Mumble, this old tome admires your... inquisitiveness. Mumble... You're very interested in going nowhere, aren't you? Mumble... well, I have a ticket there. Yes, I have a ticket there... Mumble, mumble... A ticket to nowhere... Mumble, mumble... But, the ticket is somewhere... Mumble, mumble... Yes, it was left here. It was left here by... Mumble, oh, I don't seem to remember... Mumble... mumble... You are alone, are you? Good, it's not a good idea to go nowhere with somebody else... Mumble, mumble... alone is better... I only have one ticket after all... Where is it... Mumble, mumble... That's right, it's in the wardrobe! Mumble... That's odd... I thought it was in the wardrobe... YOU LOOKED IN THE WARDROBE. ALAS, THE WARDROBE WAS EMPTY! Mumble, mumble... Mumble, mumble... Mumble, mumble... What? You can't find the ticket? Odd, quite odd... Considering... You've been holding it from the moment you stepped in the room. GREAT! YOU OPENED THE DOOR! CAN I TAKE A BREAK YET? NO! SHUT UP! PODIUMS BLOCK THE WAY. THEY ARE INSCRIBED WITH HALF A FLOWER. THE RIVER DRIED UP DUE TO DROUGHT =================== obj_board_oasis_old =================== Drink Don't Drink * THE OASIS IS SPARKLING. * DRINK IT? * THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. * IT TASTES LIKE MINT AND SAND. * YOUR WOUNDS WERE HEALT. * YOU SUCKED UP ALL THE OASIS WITH A STRAW. * TASTES LIKE SANDY REGRET. * THE ENVIRONMENT DETERIORATES. =============== obj_board_oasis =============== DRINK DON'T DRINK THE OASIS IS SPARKLING. DRINK IT? THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. IT TASTES LIKE MINT AND SAND. YOUR WOUNDS WERE HEALT. YOU SUCKED UP ALL THE OASIS WITH A STRAW. TASTES LIKE SANDY REGRET. THE ENVIRONMENT DETERIORATES. ========================= obj_board_overlookfriendo ========================= THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE LOVERS STAND SIDE BY SIDE HERE... OH, OH, TENNA TOLD ME TO WAIT HERE AT LOVER'S PEAK... THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE TO ATLANTIS WILL APPEAR. BUT... I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S COMING HERE FOR ME... THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE LOVERS STAND SIDE BY SIDE HERE... OH, OH, TENNA TOLD ME TO WAIT HERE AT LOVER'S PEAK... THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE TO ATLANTIS WILL APPEAR. BUT... I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S COMING HERE FOR ME... ================ obj_board_pickup ================ KEY x1 THE MOONCLOUD STONE! THE ROUXLS BLOCK! Q x1 LANCER! ANOTHER LANCER! A VOUCHER FOR 1000 POINTS! A BUCKET OF POINTS! THE MOONCLOUD KEY CARD! YOU GOT ~1 YOU GOT THE CAMERA! PRESS ~1 TO TAKE A PICTURE! ====================== obj_board_playercamera ====================== You got SPECIAL PHOTO! Just 2 more!!! Another SPECIAL PHOTO! Just 1 more!!! Three SPECIAL PHOTOs! Head back to KODAKODA SHRINE... A FOURTH SPECIAL PHOTO?! Unbelievable!!! ME ALONE?! IT MEANS NOTHING! A DIE ALONE?! IT MEANS NOTHING! ========================= obj_board_preshadowmantle ========================= Kris... oh... Kris... Is it fun, Kris? Playing around like this... That's why you're searching for them, aren't you? The SHADOW CRYSTALs... ... and the SHADOW MANTLE that I'm holding! Do you honestly think it'll get you what you want...? ... no, part of you is just... enjoying this, isn't it? The same part of you that enjoyed yesterday. Knowing you could say it wasn't really you. Oh, don't make that sour face. I can see in the dark, you know! The question is... Can you? ================== obj_board_readable ================== * Everything looks pretty here. * Huh, you chose book. =========================== obj_board_rocksecret_switch =========================== Oh! What was that sound? ==================== obj_board_sadfriendo ==================== WITHOUT THE SHINE OF LOVE TO GUIDE ME... MY LIFE IS LOST AT SEA, WITH THE RAIN, LIKE TEARS, AS SALTY AS THE OCEAN... WHAT? YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO SHOW ME...? WITHOUT THE RAIN OF LOVE TO NOURISH ME... MY LIFE IS LOST AT SEA, BURNING IN THE HOT SUN. OH, WOE... NO SPF CAN SAVE ME FROM MYSELF... WHAT? YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO SHOW ME...? Yes! Close your eyes! OKAY, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. OKAY, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. LANINO ELNINA YOU GOT ~1 =============== obj_board_shell =============== LISTEN DO NOT A CRACKED CONCH, SURROUNDED BY WASHED UP GLASS. NOT A PERSON SEEMED TO WANT IT. LISTEN TO IT? THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN... A PITY, IT WAS JUST REPEATING ALL IT KNEW. BUT YOU COULD STILL HEAR THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN. =================== obj_board_smallpond =================== IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SPRING. IT'S A DRY, SAD PIT. ========================= obj_board_smallpond_sword ========================= IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SPRING. IT'S A DRY, SAD PIT. =================== obj_board_store_key =================== YES NO WOW! YOU'LL REALLY BUY ME FOR 999 POINTS!? IT COSTS A LOT TO RAISE A BOY! =========================== obj_board_swordroute_icekey =========================== YOU GOT THE ICE KEY ================== obj_board_treasure ================== * FOUND THE SECRET OF "MICHAEL." * ALL MICHAELS NOW ADDED TO INVENTORY. ======================== obj_board_tree_grayscale ======================== YOU FOUND THE TROPIC OF LOVE! ================== obj_board_tvdinner ================== FREE TVDINNER REAL ITEMS FULL YOU BOUGHT TVDINNER! FEEL FREE TO USE IT IN BATTLE!! =============================== obj_board_warptopreshadowmantle =============================== USED THE SHELTER KEY. ========== obj_bpush1 ========== Can you solve the puzzle of desert? No. Eating yogurt. Kris, perhaps we can use that block? Kris stay still. Open your mouth, idiot. ... Wow, a ~1S time! Impressive! That's concerning!! The audience is crying! ============= obj_ch3_BTB02 ============= * L-look everyone!! It'll be fine!! I'm cutting edge!! I'm new!! I'm TV!!! * Three-colors, cathode raytube!! Make you laugh, make you cry!! * Entertainment that never gets old!! * H-hey, stop!! Don't go...!! * Darnit, this is all that little spammy MAILMAN'S fault!! * He... he told me he was gonna teach me how to use technology!! * H... How to plug in and make! It! BIG...! * And where is HE!? * Arrrgh, if I could get my hands on... * Wait, where are you going!? * Stop!! Help me!! Help!! * Does anyone know what an e-mail is??? ============= obj_ch3_BTB03 ============= * Elnina!! Lanino!? You two!? C'mon, old friends, you can't leave...! * Fine!! Fine, you wanna go, GO!! * We'll see how far the Lightners get... * WITHOUT THE WEATHER CHANNEL!! HAHAHA! * How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! * What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast... * M... Mike? Mike, you... you're leaving, too!? * MIKE!! NO!! ANYONE BUT YOU!! ANYONE!! ============= obj_ch3_BTB04 ============= * Look! There, I can see it...! * There's the Dark Fountain! If we can just... * No!! NO!! NO!!!! * WHAT are you doing!? WHERE are you going!? Ahaha!! * There are still GAMES to play!! SHOWS to watch!! * Laughs and SCREAMS!! Smiles and TEARS!! * Just wander back to your seats and we can... * ENOUGH of your dumb games!! * Why the hell do you want us to play so bad anyway!? * Kris. * Kris knows why. * Do you remember it, Kris? * When everyone came over for the holidays? ============= obj_ch3_BTB05 ============= Back when I was just a little old TV. Everyone used to gather around my glow to watch the specials, Smiling. Laughing. Eating butterscotch pie. Wasn't that just so much... fun? To watch me. I... was so happy. Then... People stopped coming. Everyone disappeared... one by one... No one wanted to watch TV anymore. No one wanted to play games anymore. I've been all alone... Until now. When the KNIGHT appeared... The ROARING KNIGHT. And I was told that if I keep you three busy, I can have ALL the people watch me that I want. ============= obj_ch3_BTB06 ============= * And, I've been having SO much fun playing with you all, * I... just don't want it to end! * So... please... just say it with me. * Enough already!! * Wh-what are you doing!? I just had this suit DE-AXED!!! * We're done messing around. * Give back Toriel. Now. * Alright. I get it. * I. GET IT! I REALLY get it!! * Talking!! I've been doing too much... TALKING!! * NO MORE questions!! What you need... * Is another [IMG]!! ============== obj_ch3_GSA01G ============== * What [IMG]contestants we've got TODAY, folks---!!! * Con... Contestants? * YES!!! You three are the [IMG]of today's SHOW!!! * Mr. Tenna's Marvelous Mystery Board... * [IMG]!!! * Wh... what!? * What the hell are you doing!? * What am I doing? You should be wondering what YOU'RE doing! * You're about to play the greatest game of YOUR life! * Answer CRAZY QUESTIONS!! Pass [IMG]... * And you'll all win some TV-Tastic [IMG]!!! * FLORAL COWBOY BATH CURTAINS!!! * A BRAND NEW FAMILY CAR!!! * BIG BRO'S TALKER-BACKER!! * KITCHEN SINK FUR-GUARD!! * CHOCOLATE CHEWY ROLL-UM'S!!! * A GENUINE RALSEI PLUSH!! * Hey I didn't agree to * AND THAT'S! * NOT! * ALL! * Hey Doctor Tennaville! What's today's prescription? * Why, it looks like a prescription for... ONE [IMG]!? * That's right! Today's [IMG]is this season's MOST popular item... * Hey, bet you wanna know what's INSIDE, don't ya, folks!? * Well, great news, CADOOS and CADETTES! EVERYTHING can be YOURS! * All you have to do is... [IMG] * WOW!!! I've never seen the [IMG]like THIS, folks!!! * Now don't touch that DIAL, because TONIGHT, WE are gonna have one HECK of a... * Who the hell is "WE"? * Well, uh... this is a GAME SHOW, and you guys are the CONTESTANTs... right? * Lemme be a little clearer... * We aren't being on your STUPID SHOW!! * You... you aren't? * Oh. Well, uh... that's just... * That's just hunky-doody, y'know! You do YOU! Meanwhile, I, uh... * Guess it'll just be... me and the logo! Ha. * Umm, Susie...? * ... what? * ... * Susie, I... * I know... I can't go to the festival with you... but... * If I can, I still... want to have fun with you and Kris. * ... Ralsei... * Maybe... * Maybe we could just try playing this game? * If we can't watch TV, maybe we can... be on it? * ... * Alright, FINE. We'll give it a shot. * You... you'll give it a shot? My game? * ...I guess. * Oh, you WILL!?!? Oh, you THRILL!? * Mike!! The lights!! The sounds!! The whatzits!! The doo-zits!! * Turn 'em all on!! * [IMG] * Right over here, ladies and germs!! Encased in our patented MYSTERY BALL... This Dark World's ONE AND GREATEST TREASURE! ============= obj_ch3_GSA02 ============= * (I... I'm a little nervous...) * (Quit messing with your ears! We're about to be on!) * Would everyone please give a warm welcome... * To today's [IMG] contestants!!! * Everyone! Please cheer their [IMG]! * Oh, right. * CONTESTANTS!!! * Your [IMG]please!!! * Alright! Now, for the introductions!!! * First up, prince-from-the-dark and three time accidental fluffiest pet contest winner! * RAL-sei!!! * Next up, Kris's friend, monster maniac, and WHERE did you wreck those pants? * SUSIE!!! * Susie!!! * Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me! * Only on THIS show because they weren't blue enough for "The Sblurfs"... * Kris!!! * Well, don't "Kri" until the ending, folks! * "KRS"? I told you! No KuRSing or the censors will kill me! * Hahahahah, Kris, knew I could count on you!! * Well, this is gonna get confusing, isn't it, folks!? * AAA!? They're already SCREAMING from DELIGHT, folks!!! ＊ いえ！　ワタクシ 　 ウソは　申しません！ ＊ なぜでしょう… 　 字面から　イラ立ちが 　 感じられる気が　いたします！ ＊ 「ソソソ」？ 　 そんなにコソコソしないで 　 堂々としてください！！ ＊ 「アアア」に　したかったのかな？ 　 …勇者は　みんな　その名前が 　 好きですねえ…　いいでしょう！ * Hey, hopefully someday you can learn how to spell your own name, too! * Now that we've all been (im)properly introduced... * MIKE, the [IMG], please! * Today's "GAME" SHOW will be... A VIRTUAL ADVENTURE through TV DESERT! * Each of you will use our CUTTING EDGE, PROPRIETARY CONTROLLER PADS... * To control FANTASY VERSIONS OF YOURSELF in a world so REAL, you'll forget IT'S NOT! * On your QUEST you will fight BATTLES... quiz [IMG]... gain POINTs... * And maybe learn to [IMG]each other a little along the way. * Now, don't TOUCH THAT DIAL, and don't STOP THOSE SMILES!! Because... ============= obj_ch3_GSA04 ============= * What the... * The hell did you do to us!? * Hon hon!! Cool your burners, folks!! * Today's [IMG]... * Is the COOKING CHANNEL! * Oh, okay. That actually makes sense. * Kris, your mother used to [IMG]cooking shows, didn't she? * Oh, how she'd LAUGH, glowingly, along with each new recipe, * Feverishly taking notes on each step to make them for her family... * As you and your [IMG]pretended the chefs were bungling the simplest parts! * "Darn!! I overcooked the water!!" * "Oops!! No!! I keep breaking the eggs!! Oops!!" * AHAHAHA!! Hahaha!! That sure was [IMG], wasn't it? * Now, are you ready or what!? * Here are the instructions for the [IMG]. * FOOD is FALLING! KRIS, CATCH the food on your head to STACK IT UP! * THROW it to customers with ~1! If the food touches them, they'll gobble it up! * SPECIAL CUSTOMERS will sometimes appear! They're worth [IMG]POINTs, don't miss 'em! * SUSIE will probably cook BURNING FIRE. JUMP over it with ~1! * Missed food will also turn into BURNING FIRE, so be careful! * Big stack, [IMG]POINTs! But... You'll MOVE and JUMP slower! Be careful! * Last until the end to [IMG] But if the POPULARITY GAUGE runs out, it's GAME OVER! * Now don't touch that dial, OR that fire! * Because... * THAT's what I like to hear! * Now get those pans over easy, or these eggs are gonna be TOUGH! ===================== obj_ch3_GSA06_credits ===================== TV TIME CREDITS Director Special Thanks Mr. "Ant" Tenna Dark Fountain That Gives The World Form ============= obj_ch3_GSA06 ============= * Look Kris!! We won!!! We won!!! * Woah, it's over already? Damn, we were just having fun!! * See you next episode everyone!! * STOP! STOP! [IMG]!!! * It CAN'T be over already!! NO!! * The [IMG]'s still only at 80%!! * Huh? * Ah, you see... * That was just... * ... [IMG] * There's... more than one round...? * Of course!! There's 2 [IMG]!! 2!! * You haven't ever heard of a game show with just ONE [IMG], have you!? * Uhh, nobody except grandmas really even watch - * Exactly!! It's preposterous!! Outrageous!! It'd be bad TV!! * [IMG] * ... heh, well, I guess we WERE having fun. * ... Yeah! We can play another round! * Can we... change Susie's name though? * Great!! And no!! And now, a [IMG]from our sponsors!! ============= obj_ch3_GSB01 ============= * WELCOME back, everyone, to the show that'll make you SCREAM at your SCREEN, *[IMG]!! * Today's episode is brought to you by our sponsor... * The gushing pillar of darkness that gives us all form - [IMG]!! * Now available in unsettling obsidian and pulsating rainbow! * Now, MIKE, the [IMG], please! * Slather on that sunscreen, everyone! Because... * Today's second - and FINAL - board will be an aquatic adventure to a desert island! * That's right -- an all-expenses paid trip to a beautiful tropical paradise!! * Haha! Wish I could go but I'm just a big electric box attached to the wall!! Haha!! * [IMG] * For this BOARD's GOAL, you'll be aiming to enter the floating ATLANTIS STADIUM! * Legend has it, the best way there is our super high budget RAINBOW BRIDGE! * However, the RAINBOW only appears if TWO [IMG]meet at LOVER'S CLIFF! * By the way, don't forget to take lots of PHOTOS while you're on vacation! * Now, we're gonna have some real fun in the sun today, SO DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! * [IMG] * Now, without further ado... ============= obj_ch3_GSB02 ============= * Are you ready to ROCK HARD!? * Umm... c-can we rock soft? * That's right! Get out your lighters for the LIGHTNERS, ladies and germs! * Because it's time for a crashing, banging, booming, crooning... * [IMG]!!! * Oh, Kris! Remember DECEMBER? Oh, that little musical prodigy... * Remember when she'd grab the remote and swap it from cartoons... * ... to that WILD music video channel Toriel FORBID you to see? * [IMG] * Dess, rocking her guitar and singing along with those nasty, nasty songs! * Didn't you all think she was just so... COOL? * HECK! Maybe you could get her to come back and watch again sometime!? * No worries! It's so SIMPLE, a FAX MACHINE could do it! * When the MUSIC starts, notes will flow from the top like HONEY. * When the NOTES hit the MARK, press with good timing to PLAY them! * ~1 (or ~2) will play notes on the LEFT! * ~1 (or ~2) will play notes on the RIGHT! * Make sure to HOLD the button for those LONG NOTES! * Got it, Kris?! Good! That's all you gotta know! * SUSIE and RALSEI will be doing their own things, so IGNORE THEIR PARTS. * That being said, MUSIC is a TEAM SPORT! If ANY of you play bad... * The POPU & LARITY LIGHTS will darken! And if they go black... * It's LIGHTS OUT!!! * NOW, how about a SOUND CHECK!? This one's just for practice! * Hey, we make a pretty good band. * ... * (Kris, the two of us will need to play perfectly...) * Hey, Kris, way to make us fail the song. * (I'll... just try to sing as loud as I can...) * ALRIGHT! SOUND: Checked! DRUMS: Loud! BOYS: Fluffy! * RALSEI! Got those lyrics ready!? * Umm, they seem a little... inappropriate. Do I have to...? * TOO BAD! NOW, AUDIENCE! Give it up one last time... ============= obj_ch3_GSB03 ============= * Finally... the game show is over! * Even if that concert was a bit ROCKy... playing music was fun! * Yeah, kinda makes me think... * We should have our own band for REAL! * Okay! * Wow, folks! Looks like they've reached the end of our FINAL [IMG]! * It's sad to say goodbye, but when you gotta go... you gotta go! * MIKE, roll the credits...! * STOP!!! [IMG]! * Due to your SPEED, viewer donations have been POURING IN... * And we have met the SPECIAL INCENTIVE! * I... Incentive? * YES! The [IMG] doesn't lie! The viewers' voices are in...! * You've qualified for... * The [IMG]!!! * Err... there's ANOTHER round...? * I mean, yeah, it was FUN, but... * We do kinda have an adventure to get back to... * The DARK FOUNTAIN still needs to be sealed, too... * Yeah, can we, uh, just pass? On the bonus round...? * Pass? P... Pass? * You mean... STOP PLAYING!? * Yeah. * Well... I mean... If you want to! * I mean, it was just gonna be a special board, but... alright! * Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! * Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!! * Audience... you're gonna have to go home! * Please... (sniff) make sure to check out our gift shop (sniff)... * (sniff) It's got... (sniff) funny whirligigs... * Umm, Tenna, we're sorry to depress you, but... * Look... uh. * I guess if you REALLY want us to play it... * (sniff) ... you'll play? * Maybe just for a little bit? * MARVELOUS!!! Mike, rebuild the set!! Rebuild my kids!! * We are gonna have a GREAT show for you folks!! The best ever!! * Can we change Susie's name yet? * No!! And now a WORM from our sponsors!!! ============= obj_ch3_GSB05 ============= * Damn, who turned on the AC!? * Where the heck... is this? * This set... there's... something strange about it... * Wait, look over there, you two!! * There it is! The Dark Fountain! * ... what the heck is that? * It's like a giant... gotchy ball thing? * What's... inside it...? * T... * Toriel!? * Kris, what the hell is Toriel doing asleep in there!? * We were so busy with the game, I forgot she'd... * Obviously she'd be part of the Dark World, too! * Damn, Kris, we have to get to the Fountain right now, or... * Oh [IMG]...! * Phew! There you are, still sleeping like a little angel! * Haha! Who the HECK knows what I'D do if you woke up! * ... * I'm sorry we gotta do this to you, Tori... * You were the last one to really... give me a good look, back then. * But hey, that's show business! Nothing... stays big forever. * Without... a little HELP, that is. * That's why you're gonna be our little TRUMP CARD... * Heheheh... * Hahahahahaha- * ... * ... * Umm... ============== obj_ch3_GSC04A ============== * K... Kris! Hey, Kris! Kris ol' buddy, ol' pal! How's it going! * It's uh, it's uh, it's goin' great, isn't it!? Everything's, just hunky doody! * Haha... Uh, heheh... Where are your, uh, buddies? Your pals? * By yourself, huh? Don't you wanna, y'know, heheh, keep 'em company? Heheh... * Oh, uh, hey, would you look at that! My, uh, my beeper's going! * You know, my silent beeper! Haha, it's a new one! I... I gotta be goin' now! * By the way... Seen your father recently? Your brother? * You know, we still got that cowboy program... The one your dad likes... * He was, heh, bouncin' you on your knee as you watched it together... * Sorry, Kris! Sorry! I gotta... * I have to go! ============= obj_ch3_GSC05 ============= * Welcome to EXTRA GAME! Tonight, our [IMG] will be... * W-Wait just a moment!! I'm receiving an EMERGENCY BROADCAST... * Something MASSIVE has begun ASSAULTING the CITY!!! * Multiple buildings are up in [IMG]!!! * At this rate... everything... EVERYONE will be destroyed!!! * Can anyone PLEASE tell me who this MONSTER IS!? * ... * Guess who, idiots. * That's right!!! It's a giant monster movie!!! Starring Susie!!! * ... at least call me SusieZILLA. * That's SusieZILLA, chump. * Aww! Susie, your costume is so adora... umm, scary. * Heh, obviously. * RIGHT! [IMG]will be our baddie smashing, hyper spinning star of the day! * Ms. Zilla!! You were watching the monster marathon until you fell asleep. * I was so HAPPY to see someone so excited to tune in!!! * So this final event's a [IMG]SERVICE just for you!! * And haha, by all means, please! Come over to Kris's and watch MORE TV ANYTIME! * You don't even have to come in! Stand outside and watch me through the window! * I won't tell anyone!! The police will never know!! Promise!! Hahaha!! * Uhh... so I do what. Kick your ass? * No. Uhh, no. [IMG]had a change in her TV-loving heart. * She may wreck the city, but she'll protect me, TV statue, with her life. * For if the bad guys take me down... There's no more TV!!! * ... Whatever. Let's just make the most of this, Kris. * Now, the rules are simple! * Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me! * Defeat them before they hit me and ruin my pristine sheen! * Susie's ok to get hit, but if I run out of "Popularity", it's game over! * Kris and Ralsei control Susie via rope like an unwanted puppet. * Spin the rope with ~1 to smash anything and everything. * That's it! You'll learn the rest on the job... Or else! * Now, all READY!? Tail on tight!? Taken your radioactive breath mints!? ================================= obj_ch3_GSC05_susiezilla_tutorial ================================= OK BAD ============= obj_ch3_GSC07 ============= * WELCOME BACK to another ELECTRIFYING episode of TV TIME! * W-wait a second... * Today's board will take place in beautiful TV CITY... * [IMG] * Collect two Q's from each corner of the CITY, and... * ENOUGH ALREADY! * The game's over. Give back Toriel and let us go home. Now. * Game... over? * Mr. Tenna, I'm not certain what your plan is, but... * We'd like to go seal the Dark Fountain now. * I think... the show's gotten a little old. * ... Old. * Umm, sorry, Tenna, I... * No, haha! Ralsei, RALSEI! Buddy-BOY! It's fine! I GET IT! Look, I get it! * CLASSIC TV... sometimes just takes a little TIME to APPRECIATE! * So how about this? * We'll all do ONE MORE LITTLE GAME... * One last ENCORE! * And this time, we'll play * Until you LIKE IT. * H-hey, what the heck are you... * [IMG] * THE [IMG]'S never [IMG]!!! * And if YOU don't wanna play anymore... * It's time for ME to TAKE CONTROL!!! * MIKE, crank it all up to MAX!!! ============= obj_ch3_GSD01 ============= Now it's my turn to play!!! Hey, isn't this fun!? I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!! C'mon, say it!!! I'm!!! Fun!!! ... Fine. You don't wanna say it? Maybe a quiz will help you answer!!! PHEW! WHAT a challenge, folks! Now, is it me or does everyone look a little SLEEPY!? C'mon, SUSIE! What happened to our late-night TV marathon!? Let's wake up those noggins with a little QUIZ!!! Hey, so, uh... what the HECK was that? Haha, I'm with YOU guys! That was WEIRD! Let's get back to normal! How did you like my "MARATHON!?" Hahaha!! ...... ..... Well don't everyone say what they think at once!!! Hahaha! Just kidding. You WILL. earlier Wasn't that quiz~1 just oodles of fun, folks!? Just look at that Fun-o-meter!!! Haha!!! I wonder what's next?! Looks like a battle! I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the pipes. I knew. I KNEW I shouldn't have done it. But you know, every pipe goes SOMEWHERE! They had to go SOMEWHERE!!! Wait, no. Not another battle. Please... The family's fighting again. AhhHHHH, that was SO... Normal! MIKE!!! How about we ONLY have quizzes from now on? Or... uh, we could have a battle! Great. GREAT. Love it when you listen to me, Mike. Love it. That battle earlier was SO great... Why don't we do a RERUN!? JUST like you used to love, Kris! Saturday Morning Flavor! Cartoon commercials! Fresh from the Juice, Fresh from the Juice! Make sure you don't get it on your shoese! Anyone remember THAT jingle!? Haha! Hey. Anyone remember that old jingle? "Fresh from the juice!" Haha! Anyone? ... Anyone? ... "I love TV." SAY IT. Haha!! MORE RERUNS!! MORE!!!!!!! Oh... a healing spot... Wow! A healing spot! That way, everyone can keep playing! Here comes a healing spring! earlier PHEW! That battle~1 was a WORKOUT!! Let's never fight again! We're a HAPPY family, aren't we, Kris!? ... Kris? HEY! LOOK! Behind this door lies another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!!! GET READY, FOLKS!!! I know. I know what you need. To get your minds off of this. And your eyes back on me. A LITTLE MUSIC!!! That's right!! SHOW tunes!! KRIS on the PIANO!! You LOVE it, don't ya, folks!? Hey, what's with those GLOOBY faces!? WAKE UP! It's a MONSTER MOooOVIE marathon! So stay up. And get. In. ============= obj_ch3_GSD02 ============= * Where are you!? My contestants!? * I'll give you funny goop that gets stuck on the carpet! A lifetime supply! * Come baaaaack!! * Looks like he's gone... * Now's our chance!! Let's get out of here!! ============= obj_ch3_GSD03 ============= * The wild west, huh... * ... got the feeling this game's gonna be a good one, right, Ralsei? * Umm, sure, just... * Why do I have to be the horse...!? * Let's go! ============== obj_ch3_PGS01A ============== * H... huh!? * Kris... * Kris... Kris... Hey, wake up!! * We're... in the Dark World!! * The hell did this happen...? * ... well, who cares! This means another adventure, right? * Let's see what else is around. * (For some reason, you decided to go back to sleep...) * Dude, you're gonna sleep through THE DARK WORLD? * ... * Alright, well, I'm out. * Hey, Kris! What'd you do, ride the couch all the way here!? * Great timing! The game's about to start! * Dude, you know we can RUN, right? * The hell are you still walking everywhere for? ============== obj_ch3_PGS01B ============== * W-wait for me! * Ralsei! * I felt a dark presence and hurried here... * If we keep going, the Dark Fountain should be... * Hey, Ralsei! * You're not gonna BELIEVE what I did after our adventure yesterday! * After we saved the WORLD, I went over Kris's... * Almost baked an ENTIRE pie... * And then marathoned movies ALL NIGHT! * Aww, Susie! It sounds like you had a wonderful time! * Yeah, it wasn't AWFUL, I guess... * I want to hear all about it... * Um, let's just get going, first! * Oh, uh, yeah! ============== obj_ch3_PGS01C ============== * I... * I... don't think I could. * Heh, yeah, I mean, it was... * The Festival's kinda stupid, y'know? I mean, Obviously. * Just... uh... * I mean, we don't even have to play any games. * We could... just make a mess. Cause some trouble. * Just... * I dunno, could be... fun if you... * ... just went, you know? * No, Susie... I... * I... want to, I just... * I can't go. * ... * ... um, did I say something weird? * No! No, not at all, Susie! * I'm happy to be invited by you, Susie, I am... * It's just... * I'm a Darkner. * I can't go to the Light World. * Even if I... wanted to. * Uhh... why? * Because I... Because we... * ... * Susie, it's... hard for me to explain this, but... ============== obj_ch3_PGS01D ============== You see, Susie. You and Kris live in the "Light World." A place where everything is as you see. That is... as long as there's light. You see, when it gets dark... Things become more indistinct. A chair can look like a monster. A poster can look like it's moving. Your eyes can't see the truth anymore. And when the light runs out... You see nothing. Of course, your mind can't make anything of nothing. But what if? What if it became even darker? Darker than dark. What if we could take away the light that wasn't there Until we reached another side? If that were to happen... You could start to see things again. And hear them. And feel them. ======================== obj_ch3_PGS01E_classroom ======================== ... an illusion. The Dark Fountains change everything into a fantasy. ==================== obj_ch3_PGS01E_field ==================== That is the Dark World, Susie. An alternate view of reality through the lens of shadow. In other words... ====================== obj_ch3_PGS01E_hallway ====================== In the Light World, in reality... Lancer is just an average playing card. Queen... is just a laptop. In other words... when the lights come back on... This world is no longer "real". The places you go, the people you meet... none of them are. Even I, the one telling you this... I too, am... ============== obj_ch3_PGS01F ============== * But Ralsei, how can you say you're not real!? * I can see you... I can feel you... I can hear you... * "Normal objects" don't have... feelings and stuff! * That's right, Susie. * They... shouldn't. * That's why... I don't want you and Kris... * ... to worry too much about us, OK? * It's funny, I was... overjoyed to make friends. * Then, selfishly, I... started feeling sad, too. * Sad I couldn't be your friend in real life, Susie. * That I CAN'T do your homework. That I can't go with you. * That I... can't be there to help you when you really need me. * Ralsei... * I'm sorry. That's why I... If, you know, me, Lancer... * We can't do it all. So... if you ever feel like we're not enough... * Just forget about us and make some real friends, okay? * ... Ralsei... you... * You idiot! How can you SAY that?! * You think I could just FORGET you!? * Forget Lancer!? Forget everyone!? * I don't care what you say you are... * You're real to me, OK!? * ... * Susie, I... * I'm happy to hear that, but... * SHUT UP and listen to me! * No matter what you say... * No matter what you are... * Me... you... Kris... We're a TEAM, alright? * None of us are gonna forget each other! * So please... * Just... * ... just... * Wow, what an [IMG] performance!!! * The audience has been brought to [IMG], folks! * Haha, I was hoping you'd ask! * MIKE, PLAY THE VHS!!! * Who the HECK are you!? ============= obj_ch3_PTB01 ============= * N... no...! No no... * Noooooooo... * I... I just wanted to be watched... * I just wanted you to look at me... * One last time.. * ... * Since... since a little while ago... * All that I've been broadcasting, is the same reruns, over and over... * I... I don't have anything anyone wants to watch anymore... * I'm irrelevant... I'm junk... * I don't wanna be thrown away... * Mr. Tenna... I... understand how you feel. * To want to be... important. To be... useful. * Perhaps... you might not be watched much anymore... * But... that doesn't make you a failure, Tenna! * You've brought smiles, light into Lightner's lives... * ... to Kris's family and friends, for so long. * So, there's nothing to be ashamed of. * If... that ever comes to an end. * Darkners... all become obsolete eventually. * But we aren't "real", Tenna. * We shouldn't make Lightners worry about what happens to us. * It'd just... make them unhappy, wouldn't it? * ... * ... m... maybe... you're right... * B... but... I... * Hey. * You wanna know what I think? * Susie? * I think... * You don't have to take being thrown away. * Lemme tell you. * I've never really been able to... make friends. * I was always... the scary girl. The bad kid. * The only times anyone ever got close to me, * ... were as a joke. * And even if I did start to make a real friend... * ... I'd always end up... * Moving away. * When I moved here, I thought it would be the same thing. * I felt like you. * I felt like a broken toy no one wanted. * ... * Kris's mom saw me. Toriel. * Saw me sitting on the bench in the graveyard, crying. * She asked me what was wrong, and... * Told me everything was going to be okay. * Took me to the diner. Bought me a hot chocolate. * Talked to me. Told me I'd make friends. * That... gave me hope. Even just a little. * ... * And recently. That hope's been growing. * Because... now I have friends. * Real friends. * Friends I wanna keep. * Kris. Ralsei. Lancer... Toriel, too. * Even though I thought I was broken... * I just needed to find the right people, y'know? * So... * Don't worry, dude. * Someone out there wants you. Promise. * Kris, you'll help me ask around town, right? * Someone's gotta want a TV. * You... you'll help me!? * SUSIE!!! You... * You're INCREDIBLE! You're AMAZING!! No... you're MARVELOUS!! * I feel electric!! I feel like a million bucks!! * This... this must be what HOPE feels like!! * We're inventing a [IMG]just for you!!! * But... you gotta give back Toriel. * She's got people that need her, too. * I... * I understand! * I know it's not what the KNIGHT wants, but... * Kris!! Susie!! Good contestants deserve a good prize!! * This way!! * Susie... * Hear that, Ralsei? * No one's gonna get thrown away. * Not you. Not me. Not Kris. * Got it? * ... * ... got it, Susie. * Well, let's go!! ============= obj_ch3_PTB02 ============= * Audience, would you please stand up and clap for our winners!! * For outstanding kindness and bravery, the Lightners have won... * THE [IMG]!!! * Here you go!! She's all yours, folks!! * How wonderful!! The family's all together again!! * Now you can all finally * T- TENNA!? * Who... WHO the hell are you!? * If... if you don't tell us who you are, then... * Like hell we're letting you take her...! * Kris! Ralsei! C'mon!! * No... you... you can't... * You can't... take her... * Hey!! You!! Stop!! Police!! * Wh... What the hell is going on here!!? * You've got some explaining to do, punk!! * Hey, what are you doing!? * Put me... PUT ME DOWN!!! * Hey... * Hey, where the hell are you going?! * We... we actually beat it? * What, don't tell me you've had ENOUGH already? * C'mon, we were just getting started! * Heheh... * Not so tough NOW, are you!? * S-Susie!!! * H... how could you... * Can't... see... anything... * ... * Kris... Kris! * There's... * There's some kind of... door here...! ==================== obj_ch3_PTB04_church ==================== * Down here, past the church!! ====================== obj_ch3_PTB04_krisyard ====================== * We... * We're in the Light World...? * W... wait! * Kris! I... I still see someone! They're down there! ===================== obj_ch3_PTB04_shelter ===================== * HEY! HEY OPEN UP! * Undyne...! Officer Undyne, say something!! * H-hey... hey, this is a joke, right!? * You're about to come out of there, right!? * ... * What the... what the hell is this? * It's some sort of... electronic... lock? * Kris, what the hell is going on...!? * Why... why did they take Undyne in here? * And... why were they trying to take... Toriel? * What the hell are they doing, Kris? Like, if the cops... * ... * It's no good... the door, it's solid steel... * This... weird panel. If we could just... get someone to tell us how it works... * But... we can't, right? * We can't tell anyone about this, right? Because... * ... Because you saw that smoke, right, Kris? * There's... gotta be a dark world in there. * ... if anybody else went in there, they'd... * ... * Toriel...! She's still in the... * ... * Damn it. I... I hate to give up here, Kris, but... * I... * ... * Let's... just go seal that fountain. * (On the shelter was a strange panel.) * (It looked like a digital security lock...) * (There were three entry fields, and three symbols besides them.) * (One had a pine tree beside it.) * (One had an officer's badge beside it.) * (And one had the DELTA RUNE.) * (...) ============== obj_ch3_closet ============== * (Why...) * (Good...) * H-huh...? This is... * Damn, Tenna's coming! Split! * Wh... What? How did this...!? * I... I don't know what this is!!! * Tenna, is that... yours...? * It's a shame, who knew Tenna was into this stuff? * Gross... * S-so I saved one... * W-what's the big deal!? Everyone does it!!! * C'mon, don't act like you've never had one before!!! * C'MON!!!! * What the-- how did THIS get out here!? * My secret...! No! Everyone... Everyone's gonna know I... * It's... It's over. * I'm at my limit... If only anyone was here for me... * I'd even take that little mailman... * (Suddenly the [~1] came out of your inventory...!?) * [Trash heap]!!! YOU KEPT IT!!! YOU REALLY DO CARE!!! * WHAT THE...!? * HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE MAMMA MAMA MIA MA WHAT THE WOAH WOH HEY HECK WHAT'S * MAMMA * HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE MAMMA MAMA MIA MA WHAT THE WOAH WOH HEY HECK WHAT'S * MAMMA * What the HECK is THAT THING!? * Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!? * DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE... * STAY AWAY FROM HER, you FIEND!!! * Oh, my little darling! Are you okay!? * Did that overly small weird unidentifiable thing hurt you!? * Don't worry! You're gonna go someplace SAFE!!! * KRIS. * I'M NEVER [Doing that] AGAIN. * ([~1] returned to your inventory.) * Okay. ================================== obj_ch3_couch_overworld_controller ================================== * You opened the chest. * Inside was 10 POINTs! * 10 POINTs was added to your SCORE. =================== obj_ch3_couch_video =================== It's now time for our feature presentation Coming straight from your house Coming straight from YOUR house He's the One He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby! You can't get this from an EGG! The sensation of your screen The show that makes you scream Say it with him, folks! ================ obj_ch3_gachapon ================ * Ho ho ho, I'm an item! * You received a FORTUNE... * ... but it was blank! * (Looks like a dog slobbered on it) * (You'll croak before you can find the X! Signed, the Mad Croaker.) * (Mumble... mumble... Two puzzles are connected...) * (It's good you're spending points on this. They are good for anything else.) * (The aqua spirits trapped in the coolers are beautiful, and best of all, recyclable.) * (Don't let your guard down. That chair is going to kick your ass!) * (Sometimes you should take the spotlight if it heads your way. Don't be a coward!) * (These are the ranks, from lowest to highest...) * (C,B,A, S, and of course T, for TV.) * (T is just for bragging rights, so don't sweat it.) * (Anything lower than "C" is just asking for it...!) * (There are no weapons in the GAME. Kids and Adults can enjoy a like!) * (Kris felt a feeling of deja vu.) * (... however, the handwriting was illegible!) * (Kris felt a feeling of deja vu.) * (A musical island postcard from the FLYING ACES.) * (It's encouraging you to visit... but the music gets old fast.) * (... huh? There was some sort of triangle inside...) * (Kris returned it to the machine.) * ... but it was blank! * (You got a GOLDEN TENNA STATUE!) * Heh, anyone call dibs? * Um... * (Guess it can go in your room...?) * (There's something in this white capsule!) * (It's fuzzy...) * (It's fluffy...) * (... did you get an item or not?) * (As a consolation, you received 100 POINTs.) ==================== obj_ch3_gachaunknown ==================== * You used the machine. * ... The capsule came out. * Inside was something hard like lacquer. * It was a small, dark, triangle. * You tried to take it... * But, it slipped through your hand * And you couldn't find it anymore. * You couldn't find your hand. ========================= obj_ch3_green_room_racing ========================= * ... you've gotta press the buttons, dumbass. * Man, it's like you're not even looking at the screen. * Kris, you won! * How the heck... alright, we're done. ======================== obj_ch3_tennashouter_alt ======================== yay ==================== obj_ch3_tennashouter ==================== * HERE'S JUST ONE LINE!! ===================== obj_chaseenemy_zapper ===================== * What the -- you's ain't allowed in here! * Ooo what the! * What the -- security! * What!? WHAT DID YOU SAY!? * In that case, you should be with the other cheaters! * Ah, alright. Then let me help you out. * Send 'em to the cage! * Kris... we of all things know when you're telling a lie! ==================== obj_chef_controls_ui ==================== Throw ~1 Jump ~2 Throw : Jump ================== obj_chefs_customer ================== BONUS ============== obj_chefs_game ============== GO!!! FINISH! TIME SCORE POPULARITY SPECIAL GUEST! =========== obj_credits =========== [object Object] =============== obj_credits_ch3 =============== DELTARUNE Chapter 3 by Toby Fox To be continued ================= obj_cutscene_test ================= * Hey, is that... Lancer!? ================== obj_darkcontroller ================== PTs ~1 ??? LV3 Tactician Commands the party by ACTs. LV3 Director Moves the actors around. LV3 Moss Mystery Intermediate moss skills. LV3 Blazer Specializes in sword attacks. LV3 Ice Blazer Specializes in sword attacks. LV3 Sheath Breath quickens around swords. LV3 Enjoying the youthful days. LV3 Dark Knight Does damage using dark energy. LV3 Dark Actor Participates in occult ACTs. ??? Plucked LV3 Dark Prince Dark-World being. Has friends, but... LV3 Dark Actor Has issues with method acting. LV3 Horse Is a horse. LV3 Ex-Horse Was a horse at some point. LV3 Dark Prince Dark-World being. Has friends. ??? Carried ===================== obj_dbulletcontroller ===================== Aaannd TURN! Hold it a sec! A lil' turn? Let's get that other side! Go left? Go left? GO RIGHT? Okay. Guyse? Pauseth? Pauseth for a second? So I haveth a Laser Pointere. If you could juste... Followe that? Everyone readye? Okaye go. Just follow... follow... Over here... A little over there? Follow my laser pointer! SUN ATTACK!! HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA!!! HA HA... HA!!! Ha.... ha... ... ha.... ... SNOW ATTACK!! HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA!!! HA HA... HA!!! Ha.... ha... ... ha.... ... Nice move, huh, Lanino!? Nice move, huh, Elnina!? ... Lanino? ... Elnina? ... oh... ... oh... ========================== obj_dw_b3bs_camerareminder ========================== Backstage Entrance Stay Here * Hey! Youse guys ain't sposeda be here! * So, uh... where'd you wanna go instead? * You got it, boss. ================= obj_dw_b3bs_jail1 ================= Stay Here Near the Keycard Area * Did ya wanna go somewhere? * You got it, boss. * (Nobody talks to the tail.) * (Are you listening?) ==================== obj_dw_b3bs_zapper_a ==================== * Hell yeah. Security lights. That means going stealth mode. * Always wanted to sneak like this. Let's hit the wall, Kris. * What the -- you's ain't allowed in here! * Hey, uh, Kris? * So, uh, sneaking actually really sucks. * Let's just go super fast. * (You and Susie decided to go really really fast in every Stealth Zone.) * (The door is locked by some garbage mechanism.) ======================== obj_dw_ch3_b3bs_trashcan ======================== * (You dug through the trash...) * (And found trash!) * (And found ~1 POINTs!) * ...and found a switch! =================================== obj_dw_ch3_b3bs_zappera_trashswitch =================================== * (Inside the trash...) * (... was a switch!) Climb into the trash Forget it * (Inside the trash is a switch, but it's pressed down too far.) * (Reaching it would mean climbing into the trash.) * (Also, it would turn the lights back on.) * (Everyone climbed into the trash.) * (...) * (... there's no way to unpress the switch.) ========================= obj_dw_ch3_curtainroomnpc ========================= * Ah, the stars. Charmed. We'll be your boss encounter. * Here's a little romantic forecast for you... * The weather... * ... always sticks together. * Tonight's weather is... Moons Crystal Drop Sun * ~1. * Everyone pose! ====================== obj_dw_ch3_lancer_spin ====================== * Oooh, carry me! Carry me! * (You picked up LANCER into your LANCERs.) * Now, put me down! Put me down! * (You dropped LANCER from your LANCERs.) ====================================== obj_dw_ch3_puzzlecloset0_introsequence ====================================== * Where the heck is this...? * It's kinda cold in here.. ============================= obj_dw_ch3_teevie_quiz_screen ============================= QUIZ! GET READY! ====================== obj_dw_gameshow_screen ====================== BONUS BONUS ROUND CONFIRMED ROUND COMPLETE NEXT: YOU GOT TV TIME THE END RANK ROUND COMPLETE!! YOU GOT ROUND COMPLETE!! YOU GOT ===================== obj_dw_points_fake_ui ===================== POINTs ===================================== obj_dw_puzzlecloset_1_consolesequence ===================================== * (A console and TV.) * (It won't turn on...) * It's a game console... But there are no controllers. * Don't worry, I made sure to take mine. * It's a game console... But there are no... * ... huh? Kris, where'd you get that controller... =========================== obj_dw_puzzlecloset_dooriel =========================== * (... wrong combination!) * (You entered the numbers knowingly.) * ... hmm... I feel like that was close, but... * Hmm... 1,2, and 3 seem like the right numbers, but... * (Is the order... different somehow?...) ================= obj_dw_rainbow_bg ================= Press ~1 to try again! ======================= obj_dw_ranking_hub_sign ======================= BOARD ~1 ~1-RANK ============================ obj_dw_ranking_minigame_door ============================ COMING SOON...... COOKING SHOW ROCK VIDEO MONSTER MOVIE NOW PLAYING......~1 NOW PLAYING......~1 ======================== obj_dw_ranking_t_screens ======================== T-RANK ========================== obj_dw_teevie_audiencepits ========================== * Time for youse to skee-daddle! =========================== obj_dw_teevie_bonus_word_fx =========================== BONUS ZONE ======================= obj_dw_teevie_lightmaze ======================= * (This cheese seems slightly out of place.) * Aw hell yeah, free cheese. * (The cheese has been consumed) * (The lights didn't like that) * Time for youse to skee-daddle! ============================= obj_dw_teevie_maze_zapperpair ============================= Yes No * You seem lost. Do youse need assistance? * That can be arranged. * Youse seem lost. Like you could use some help. * I think we're okay. * Nah, youse need some help. ========================= obj_dw_teevie_shadow_guys ========================= * (You attempted to use the console... but realized it wouldn't do anything.) * (You started to leave.) * (Suddenly, everyone else started to notice it might be okay to leave, too...) ======================= obj_dw_teevie_stealth_d ======================= * Hey! None of youse is supposed to be back here!! * HEY! None of youse is supposed to be here! * I don't wanna be here either! * ...is it okay if I come with youse? * I'm Goulden Son. I wish there was a Goulden Son 2. * I can't help you across right now, all the lights are in the way! * Wow! You've got a lot of friends! ===================== obj_dw_teevie_stealth ===================== * Time for youse to skee-daddle! ======================== obj_dw_teevie_susiezilla ======================== HOUSES DESTROYED ==================== obj_dw_teevie_tvtest ==================== What is the capital of my ass? A- FUNKYTOWN B- DUNKYTOWN ========================= obj_dw_teevie_watercooler ========================= * (Someone is behind the curtain... silently.) * (Someone was watching you flirt with the watercooler.) * How nice... her water... was always so nourishing... wasn't it... * She... was so brave... to put herself out there like that. * I'm sure you two... will be... very happy together... * (But, something about the words sounded sad.) * (Someone was watching you fight the watercooler...) * (They seem relieved you didn't flirt with it.) * (...) * (It's a cardboard prop of spikes.) * (It's not blocking the way at all.) * (You opened the treasure chest.) * (Inside the treasure chest, there was a WATERCOOLER!) * (The chest is empty.) * (Inside the treasure chest...) * (.. there was another WATERCOOLER!) * (But, there was also 500 POINTs) * (inside was 500 POINTs!) ============================ obj_dw_teevie_zapperbtimeout ============================ Yes No * There's a chain stopping the way. * Take it down? * You removed the flimsy chains. ====================== obj_dw_treasure_points ====================== * You opened the chest. * Inside was 10 POINTs! * 10 POINTs was added to your SCORE. * (It's pointless.) ========================== obj_dw_tv_curtain_tennanpc ========================== Ready Not Ready * Everyone got their snacks and drinks? * Once the show starts there will be NO bathroom breaks! * Are we all ready to begin the show?! * Are we ready now? * Great! Mike, hit it! ================ obj_elnina_enemy ================ * ELNINA - She's just over the moon for Lanino. * Kris says I Love TV to Elnina! * Everyone said I Love TV to Elnina! * Susie said "I Love TV!" * Ralsei said "I Love TV!" ============================ obj_elnina_lanino_controller ============================ Okay, look, you get it. Say I LOVE TV 99 times and you win. By the way YOU TWO, PLEASE try to stay professional. It'd be a REAL SHAME to see an almost literal word-for-word repeat of last time! This battle has a SPECIAL win condition for our contestants! All you have to do is say "I love to watch TV" 99 times and you will win! Ninety... Ni- Tonight's weather is... Tonight's weather is... Today's weather is, haha... Today's weather is, (ugh)... Today's weather is, ohoho... (Grumble)... It's nice I finally get to shine on my own, you know? Instead of just being... behind the clouds! FINALLY! REAL weather fans! SUN isn't even a weather! It just... sits there and looks hot! ... HA! No one damping my vibes now!! Time for the SUN to be a STAR!!! HA!! They're just jealous!! Who needs their attack!!! WATCH!!!! ... Moon. ... Crystals. ... Moon. ... Sun. ... Drop. ... Lanino? Your pose... Ah, right! Just, er... They kept choosing ME for the ACT. Any... cool reason why? Not to rain on your parade, amore, but it's probably just because you're first in the order. R-right! You're right as rain, sweet cloud o' mine. ... Elnina? Your pose... Oh, um... sorry, just... Couldn't help but notice they keep ACTing on me... any cool reason? Oh, dewdrop. It's just brownian motion. Their choices... are random. R-right! Not enough info to predict anything! Haha! EXTRA DEXTRA Moon! EXTRA DEXTRA Sun! TRUEST Drop! TRUEST Crystal! EXTRA DEXTRA Moon! EXTRA DEXTRA Sun! TRUEST Drop! TRUEST Crystal! ANY Darkner can do a rain attack... but a MOON attack...? Eclipses your HEART! And the MOON? Puts me to SLEEP! WEATHER girls are the WAVE, got it? * These two are a professional power couple!!! Nothing can stop the weather!! * Keep it up guys! That's ~1 I love TV's! But this couple won't let you win so easily! * It's normal for couples to fight sometimes! C'mon Kris, tell 'em! * Sorrye, I just wanderedeth in here. Are those two... Single? * One weather's better than two!! Haha!! Less confusing for the kids!!! Wh-what the!? Wh-what the!? It's ruining MY attack! It's ruining MY attack! So... um... Whose attack did you like better just now? Wh... what the! Don't ask that! S-sorry! ... obviously it was mine anyway, right?! Pick!!! So... Um... Whose attack did you like better just now? Wh... what the! Don't ask that! S-sorry! ... obviously it was mine anyway, right?! Pick!!! Rain Shine ... Haha, just like I thought! Who wants more Sun on a desert level!? ... Rain, rain, go away... isn't that how it goes!? You KNOW this is extreme, right!? You KNOW this is extreme, right!? They said they liked your attack ONCE! They said they liked your attack ONCE! Aren't we partners? You should be happy for me, sweetheart! Aren't we partners? You should be happy for me, sweetheart! ... Listen you two!!! The weather, always sticks together!!! Shut up!!! Shut up!!! ... Y-you really think ANYONE can do a RAIN attack... Do you... really think that about the moon? H-huh? Uh... Fine... I get it... I'm just raining on your parade... Well, hope you like CRYSTALS, because you made yourself CLEAR!!! Goodbye... WE'RE THROUGH!!! ... Who needs a wet blanket like her anyway!? Who needs a dry biscuit like him anyway!? Oh no... What have I done... I'm nothing without her beside me... What have I done... it's so dark without his shine... Our oasis of love... Our oasis of love... I made it into a desert... I froze it over... WOW looks like we are out of time! Ok battle's over folks See you later!!! Tonight's weather is... Tonight's weather is... * Did someone mess with the humidity!? * Hey, is it me or is it getting hot in here? ==================================== obj_elnina_lanino_rematch_controller ==================================== ... ... ... ... Drop. Moisturous drop. Crystal. Shinerous crystal. Moon. Glorious moon. Sun. Brilliant sun. * lol ======================== obj_elnina_rematch_enemy ======================== * You looked at the sky and took... * An umbrella! * Blocking rain shows your care for the weather report! * Took an umbrella to block rain! * Susie dreamed of sunny days! * You looked at the sky and took... * A warm hat! * Blocking snow shows your care for the weather report! * Took a warm hat to block snow! * Susie dreamed of sunny days! * Ralsei hoped for starry nights! ============= obj_event_npc ============= * It's some sort of munmi. * I'm a munmi girl * In a munmi world * Wrapped in fabric * It's not so great. * I think there's a crying child on the other side of these cactuses. ================= obj_gameover_band ================= * Ralsei! You sang brilliantly! * Unfortunately, everyone else was... terrible!! * (Or maybe it was just some cutting-edge progressive rock.) * But don't worry. I, your loving agent, have booked you ANOTHER show!! * It starts in... * What!? 3 seconds!? * Well, what are you doing!? Go and [IMG]again! * Oh no! Another GAME OVER!? * The audience would be throwing tomatoes... * ... if we didn't use them all on the cooking show! * Hey, this isn't time to practice your free-form jazz! * C'mon... Just imagine you're at that big hippie concert! * ... You don't know what I'm talking about? Nevermind! * That's it!!! That's it!!! I'm paying off the audience and reviewers!!! * Your POPULARITY will never drop!!! Go wild!!! * Alright, one more try! Let's [IMG]again!! ================== obj_gameover_board ================== * We can't have THAT on TV!! The SHOW MUST GO ON!! * You're gonna continue RIGHT where you left off! * ... Well, except for a LITTLE punishment. * What the...!? You actually LOST!? * GAME OVER!!! Another LOSS, another PUNISHMENT!!! * HEY! I was just out of the room and I heard you got a GAME OVER!! * Another LOSS, another PUNISHMENT!!! * I WILL be taking some of your POINTs! * I WILL be taking ALL of your POINTs! * Well, actually I would punish you, but you look so pathetic and hungry! * Here! Take two TV Dinners and call me in the morning! * Punishment for ME to have to watch you TANK THESE RATINGS losing at 0 POINTs!!! * Now I've gotta get back out of here, so don't lose again, OK!? ================= obj_gameover_chef ================= * Hey, you know those famous STARS they award to incredible restaurants...? * You just got a NEGATIVE ONE!! The world's first Anti-Good Restaurant!! * Gotta give it to ya, you're trailblazers! * Alright, one more try! Let's [IMG]again!! * You lost ~1 TIMES?! * Can someone go check if the fire is defective!? * The audience is starting to question the quality of the popcorn! * If that famous angry chef gets here, we're gonna get shut down! * The food is going cold! The actor's union isn't gonna like this! * I'll admit it! I'm using imitation fire! But you can do it! * With the screen going so grey I thought this was an infomercial! * One more loss and Susie will be replaced with a paid actor! * All right, that's it. We're turning off the lose condition. * You happy!? * Alright, one more try! Let's [IMG]again!! =================== obj_gameover_cowboy =================== * Kris!! Susie!! Ralsei!! What did I say about holding onto your HATS!! * A cowboy without a cowboy hat, why, it might as well be -- * Just a boy!! Or a cow!! * And I can't say those descriptors totally match all of you. * But DON'T WORRY!! Mike, lovely man that he is, pre-ordered a BACKUP shipment of headwear -- * And that max-size mack truck is pulling in the back right now!! * ... Unfortunately, it only contains 3 hats. * So make 'em count!! Hold onto your head and don't let go!! * LET'S CHALLENGE AGAIN!! ======================= obj_gameover_susiezilla ======================= * Okay! Well then what were you LOSING for!? Get OUT THERE! * That's it, then! ========================== obj_gameshow_battlemanager ========================== BAD CAR! VERY SLOW! KINDA SLOW! B! NOT BAD! A! AWESOME! S! PERFECT! SMALL NOSE! SO THIRSTY! B! NOT BAD! A! AWESOME! S! PERFECT! SALESMAN BIG OUCH! OUCH! B! NOT BAD! A! AWESOME! S! PERFECT! T!ULTIMATE! T!ULTIMATE! T!ULTIMATE! HIT BONUS: HURT TURNS: TIME BONUS: TP POINTS YOU GET RANK BATTLE RESULTS TURNS ====================== obj_gameshow_nameentry ====================== Change Letter Next Letter Previous Letter Sorry, you've only got 3 letters to work with!! I'd give you 4, but the censors would kill me! Hey! You can select your name using the buttons on your podium, ya know! We aren't even to the quiz first question yet, folks! Uh oh, a no no word! Good thing our parental controls are installed! ================================== obj_gameshow_ralseistoolcommercial ================================== WHY DIDN'T YOU PUSH HIM? ================ obj_glowtilepuzz ================ * (Remember you can hold ~1 to run, Kris...!) =========== obj_ilovetv =========== HAHA!! I LOVE WATCHING TV!! ================ obj_knight_enemy ================ Knight Heheh... Thing is, you actually... You? You're all damn alone... Even... even if you knock me down... Even... even if you knock them down... As long as Kris has got a hand to lift me up with... As long as I'm here to lift them back up... So... give up. You know you can't win... so... give up! ... You won't even... ... heh... heheheh... Didn't... think we'd still be standing, did you? You actually messed up, picking a fight with US! Me? I got... Kris and Ralsei behind me. As long as Kris, Ralsei, are here... As long as I'm here... Heh... you're never gonna win, you hear me?! ... say a thing, huh... Man, I'm done talking. ... people like you... just piss me off. Knight * You felt lightheaded. * You saw silver stars... * You felt something hovering close behind your head... * Suddenly, the north wind blew fiercely. * Your vision narrows. * Your chest feels tight. * You felt lightheaded. * You saw golden stars... * Suddenly, the north and east winds blew fiercely. * Your vision narrows. * ... Your head is spinning. * You feel surrounded. * You felt your chest twisting. * You felt lightheaded. * You felt a migraine coming on... * Suddenly, a tempest. * Your vision narrows. * ... The world revolves around you. * You feel cornered. * Your heartbeat becomes twisted. * The Knight's hands glow a strange color... * The enemy suddenly let down its guard! * Kris coughed. * The enemy slowly tilted its head... * Your heartbeat becomes twisted. * Susie grew pale. * Susie struggled to give some kind of warning. * Kris kneeled in silence. * Susie was hurt and beaten. * Ralsei became a pile of fluff. * Kris analyzed the enemy! * But Kris couldn't learn anything. * Kris points into the distance. * Nothing happened. * Kris held their breath. * Their heartbeat quickened. * The SOUL now moves faster. * Kris held their breath... * Kris smiled. * Nothing happened. * Susie talked to the Knight! * I don't know what the hell you are, but... * Leave Toriel alone! You hear me!? * ... * ... Fine, you don't wanna listen? * Then we'll just. Have to do things the hard way. * (Susie will not ACT any more.) * Ralsei tried talking... * Please... please, don't do this... * If the Roaring happens, then... then... * Please... stop...! * (... but nothing happened.) * Ralsei tried talking... * Please, stop... * (... but nothing happened.) ================ obj_lanino_enemy ================ * Lanino - The sight of Elnina makes him want to be singin' in the rain. * Kris says I Love TV to Lanino! * Everyone said I Love TV to Lanino! * Susie said "I Love TV!" * Ralsei said "I Love TV!" ======================== obj_lanino_rematch_enemy ======================== * You looked at the sky and took... * A telescope! * Blocking moons shows your care for the weather report! * Took a telescope to block moons! * You looked at the sky and took... * Sunglasses! * Blocking suns shows your care for the weather report! * Took sunglasses to block suns! * Susie dreamed of sunny days! * Ralsei hoped for starry nights! ==================== obj_minigame_quit_ui ==================== Hold ~1 : Quit ~1 : Quit ============ obj_npc_ramb ============ * Time flies... Seems like just yesterday you and that girl had everyone here lined up. * Queen on her side, King on your side, Tenna in back... Oh, it was chaos, CHAOS! * Heh, only kids like you two would take a laptop home just to play make believe. * ... how is she, Kris? Are you two...? Well, it's alright. Everyone changes. 'cept us. * Kris, luv, don't you got better to do than talking to little ol' me? * Kris! Your rank... Z-Rank. Well, I suppose you gave it a good try! * Here, the gift... * (The giftbox was empty.) * That's right, Kris. Tenna's not too keen on that behavior... * Reminds him of a certain... y'know. * ... that's why HIS game's a bit of a bust, y'see? * (Just wait... I'll show you something electrifying, I will...) * Kris! Bang-up job getting ~1-rank, luv! For that, a little prize...~2 ARMORs ITEMs * Ah, you're holding too many ~1, luv. Get rid of something? * Kris, games are supposed to be fun. Don't let it feel like a job, alright? * Ah, Kris. Stick around here long enough, and you'll learn... * Freedom's just a thing for big shots. * Kris! How was it? Lots 'o fun? * Maybe had a little extra taste of that... you know? * ... * Well, regardless, Tenna almost came in. Gotta be extra careful next time. * Come again next time, Kris, if you fancy. * All I wanna do is make sure you can play the games you want, Kris. * I'm glad you're having REAL fun, Kris. It's the least I could do. * Not often a Dark World pops up in your own house, you know? * ... though, it could. If you ever wanted it to. * Sorry, Kris. Don't know what I was saying there. * Just go and enjoy the games, eh? Cheers. * How was the game, luv...? * ... what? You couldn't finish it? * Blast it. Maybe you missed something from the first stage...?~1 * If only you'd gotten S-Rank earlier... * Kris! How were the games? Just to your liking? * ... What? ... someone backstage with you? * No, Kris. I was back here on security the whole time. * Tenna's really starting to stick that nose of his around, though. * Sorry, but I think we're gonna have to make the next one the last one. * Kris, you sure you're feeling... normal? * ... Well, you are talking to a power strip. So maybe not. Haha! * Kris, luv. Let's catch up in the Green Room... * Kris... I'm an ignorant plug. Can't say I know your motivation. * But... I saw. I saw you make it, you know. The Fountain. * Could it be... you just wanted to have fun again? * Heh heh heh... some REAL fun, just like the old days. * ... * That's been my purpose, y'know. Letting you play your games. * But, heh, now that the games are almost over... * Makes you think, was it really all such a good idea? * Your mother. Your poor mother, what will happen if she wakes up...? * ... ah, what am I doing? A power strip, giving YOU a lecture... * ... just play your games, luv. * Kris... if not for fun, why'd you do it? * ... mum's the word, innit. Fair play, fair play. ===================== obj_npc_room_animated ===================== * Why are they being so dramatic? They only got second. * Thanks, Kris! You're a real cucumber, you know? Umm, not a cool one, but... * Who be-eth, who be-eth? * If you wanteth mine Authographe, getteth in line... * Who be-eth, who be-eth? * Don't bothereth me when I'm doingst mine makeup... * U-umm, Rouxls, how long do I have to cry...? * If I know Pippinses, they liketh Pool. * So if we filleth up "Pools" with thine Tearse... * Then...? * ... * THEN??? ANY ONE??? * Hope we get to play something else... later... * U-umm, Rouxls, I... * Oh, Lanino deareth, don't crye. * That's one the first Rules of Relationshipse. * Also, thoust crying ability seems Uselesse. * I... I can't help it... ============ obj_npc_room ============ IT'S A MAN'S WORLD! WELCOME TO MANCOUNTRY. WELCOME TO FORGOTTEN ISLAND! THIS ISLAND IS A WORLD HERITAGE SITE! NON-MEN ARE A-OK, TOO. OH, KRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. DID YOU COME HERE TO PLAY WITH US? KRIS NEVER WANTS TO PLAY... BOO HOO. WHY DON'T YOU PHOTOCOPY A KRIS TO PLAY WITH US? KRIS, YOU LOOK RATHER BIG... HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? I GUESS YOU GREW UP. WELL, STOP THAT. KRIS? SOMEONE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. THOUGH, I DON'T REMEMBER WHO. DID YOU TRY BEHIND THE TREE? I'M TRYING TO SEE AS FAR AS I CAN, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD. TALK ABOUT LOUSY REAL ESTATE... I SENSE NOTHING BUT EVIL FROM THAT PLACE! WE ARE THE 7 FLYING ACES! TO CHEAT AT CARDS, YOU COPIED 7 ACES... IT DIDN'T WORK WELL. WE GOT LOST IN THE COUCH, AND ENDED UP HERE. THERE AREN'T 7? WELL, YOU NAMED US. IF YOU WERE GOOD AT COUNTING CARDS, YOU WOULDN'TVE NEEDED TO CHEAT. COPIES ARE MONOCHROME, BUT YOU COLORED EACH OF US IN WITH CARE. MAYBE THE PINK ACE WAS SUSPICIOUS. SOMEONE ELSE IS USING THESE. * (I hope I can get an autograph.) * (By the way, I accidentally came here stuck on your clothes.) * (I'm sure you'll take me back to Castle Town later.) * (Dustin' makes me feel good...) * (K... Kris!! I was so scared, I couldn't move!! Ramb was... Ramb was...!) * (... wait a second, that's funny. Kris... didn't you already go past?) * (Everyone else left me in the dust...) * (Or, was the dust left in me?) * (Maybe I'll try dusting some makeup...) * Don't do anything funny. * Mr. Tenna's orders. * A Key Kaard, thou sayeth? Maysooth there be one in yon next Room? * Thank you in that battle there. You were an oasis... * Oh, the Key Card? * My memory's cloudy, but I think it's in a room to the south...? * Take my controller in the room to the left. You might need it! * Tonight's weather will be... moon shining through the clouds. Just perfect. * Thank you in that battle there. You were a shining star... * Oh, Elnina has something for you. * Today's weather? Only the world's most romantic rainbow... * Go ahead and check the controller to be me! * Press something-something to move! * Press something-something to dig! * Um, don't you know the controls? * Nope, I just press things randomly! * Go ahead and check the controller to be me! * Hey, don't turn to stone while we're gone, OK? * No worries, Susie! Feel! I'm still warm and fluffy. * You'll know quickly if I become flaky and stale.~1 * Plus, I had a delicious pasta meal last time I became stone. * Next round's starting! See you in the funny stages! 1 * Oh, it's you... Let me check if you're on the guest list. * ... * Oh no, it says here you're here on the ban list. * Yep, right there, above... well, try harder next time. * ... Hmm. Says here you got only ~1-Rank on Board ~2. Try harder next time. * ... I see! ~1-rank on Board ~2. Please enjoy our luxury facilities. * ... Hmm. Says here you got only ~1-Rank on Board ~2. Try harder next time. * ... What? What's that? You have proof of an S-rank right there? * This... Did the S always look this cool and angular? * ... I guess it seems like something Tenna would do... Alright, come on in. * (The counterfeit S-rank was used up.) * Please enjoy. * Key Card? Yep, that's just past here. * ... But you'd better forget about it. * If you cheat, it'd draw attention to OUR cheating. * Our cheating is off-the-record, out-of-sight... * Kris! Want to play a money-making game? * Just remember... It's off the record. Hee hee hee. * It's not against the rules if there's no evidence, right? * (Hmm... are you SURE that's the right order?) * (Don't you remember the combination...?) * (Are you sure that's the right date?) * Mumble... mumble... fumble... fumble... * (He hardly seems comprehensible.) * Mumble, mumble... * You know, it's quite hard to understand you sometimes. * Perhaps you should try speaking up! * Mumble, mumble... * My favorite game, what a shame... * (It's a Water Cooler. Liquid is imprisoned inside.) * Well, now we ain't got no water. * The hell'd you recruit our cooler for... * The hell'd you beat up our cooler for... * Don't tell anyone... but dis little guy is my closest pal. * Since da Pippins are rulebreakers, we ain't s'poseda be friendly with 'em... * But dis guy, he's real nice! * Dis guy is the only one you can trust. Remember his face. * Y'know, I'm a bit worried... ain't Pippinses originally from Card Castle? * If dis guy turned ta stone, I ain't sure what I'd do... * I saw you buy it. Only a fool would be tricked by a counterfeit like that. * (Some kind of stone statue.) * The couch cliffs, how purple and majestic they were. * The dusty, the empty, such are the worlds such as those. * Ooo la la. The purple worlds, you think they give the creeps. * Tsk... You have seen naught but that tempered by light. * You should thank Tenna for brightening everything up. * In the once upon a time, there was a land like purple cliffs. * A frozen waste, watery basin, a metal desert. * But, this theater was built upon that... and, it grew. * Not everyone liked the change. Some people left. * Of course, that was in the days of the black-and-white. * (On my first day, I was taken and brought to this place.) * (I've never met another of my kind...) * (Am I the only one? Am I original?) * This Jail is still Pissing me off * I am the original Starwalker * This is the dungeon. Press your luck against security... * ... And you'll end up in one of these cages. Hee hee. * This place is like a maze, so getting sent around is confusing. * By the way, you should really clean up around here! * (I'm Suilver Sam.) * (Am I the only one? Yeah-hah... Am I original? Yeah-hah...) * This is Punishment Cage B. * Having been in both, it's better than Cage A, but not by much. * I see dat ain't too effective. Okay... alright... * Me? Dance? Why would I do that? * I'm the Serious Trashy. * ... Gee whiz, you don't know the personality of your own trashcan? * Come to YOUR town? Can't you see I'm busy here? * You "trash"... You "absolute garbage"... * Ha! You wish I could call you those great terms of respect. * You treated the dusty with destruction. You're not even worth a trash can's time. * You're not even worth a trash can's time. * (It's admiring his serious vibes.) * Poor guys! They signed on with Tenna so they could play jazz... * But they didn't read the fine print. * Now they're up to their necks in contracts, doing whatever he says. * Me? I signed with a fake name. "Poppins". He'll never figure it out. * Look at all those contracts, man.. Can't believe Tenna's got 'em doing anything he wants! * The Shadowguys are supposed to be here doing Tenna's contract work... * But, they got scared you beat them up, so they split. * Hey, at least you SPAREd them from doing some work! * The Shadowguys are supposed to be doing Tenna's contract work... * But, seems like the whole system got shut down somehow. * No one knows what they should do now... * Amazing, you shredded their contracts! ... legally, I'm not sure that means anything.. * But hey, if they knew legal stuff, they wouldn't have signed in the first place! * Heh, looks like they decided that if the game doesn't work, why should they? * Yah performance will be graded. "S-Rank," "A-rank", dat sorta thing... * There ain't no shame in having a low rank, so just have fun. * Dere might be a special room for "S-Rank" winners... * So, any Ideas on howth I can be TV Guy's second-in-command? * I will be the [IMG] walker... * (It's a phone...) * (It seems to be unplugged.) * Thanks, Kris! You shone a little light on my life! * I love da drink my favorite abundant resource! * Drink quietly... talk respectfully. * Water... is scarce. Wars... will be fought. * Ahh... you're da kinda person that drinks from an oasis 8 times. * K... Kris... I... * ... * I'll be... fine. * You do... whatever you need to. * ... * ... * Somehow, I thought we... had won... for a moment... * That... we would be able to end the battle... here and now... * ... you... * You were so brave... and yet... * In the end... our struggle... * It's only beginning, isn't it...? * ... Isn't it, Kris...? * ... * Kris, I... I'll be fine. * But... if I'm hurt this badly, then Susie must be... * Kris... you'll... make sure she's alright, won't you? * There once was the great wilderness here! Yes... * But, the world became the theater, and us, children of Tenna's contract. * Those that did not sign the paper, set off for the far land and were forgotten. * Now... only the legend old hermit still knows the way to the place. * ... Kris? Do you do not know him so much? * Even the water spirits were put to the bottles and coo as coolers... * A liquid contract... a waste of their natural figure. Ooh la la. * Kris! What, you met such an old hermit. * ... Ooh la la. No. I don't believe anything, without the picture. * Except for the astrology. * Because of course... I am the star. * Kris! You suddenly look much more adult. * What is it? Did you make the journey? * Well, slow down! Let me get the picture of your youth! * Kris! Our Kris... * I was the star * walker... ============ obj_npc_sign ============ * Defeating you is so [IMG] * Show me your [IMG] ! * The console is still on. * (A pile of hay.) * Ooh, looks yummy! W-wait, what am I saying...?~1 * Heh, eating HAY? That costume got you weird, Ralsei. * WAIT! Kris! Look! Is that moss on the side!? * ... damn, false alarm. It's just spinach or something. * ... * (You and Susie ate the spinach together.) * Heh, dude! Hay isn't for eating. It's for sleeping. * Umm, noted! * (It was noted.) * "LIGHT nER! HAY-HA Y HAY!!!" * (... is what it felt like your glasses would say.) * (Dried grass. No sass.) ================= obj_pippins_enemy ================= (You do know that makes my attack stronger...) (This girl... she boggles the mind.) (What have you done, you yatzy!?) YEAH! Touch these 4's and taste the THRILL! Put it all on Green 4! Alright!! Will I win? Or will I win... BIG? Raise the stakes and ROLL ROLL ROLL! Rock me, spill me, shock and thrill me! It's a lucky's world! Do or die! Does or dice! Don't or dien't! Life is a numbers game... You ever heard that? Ya, what a rush! * Pippins attempts to engage you in a life or death rock paper scissors match. * Pippins bounces like popcorn. * Pippins' existence ambiently makes the scene become Rated T. * Pippins scratches off tickets made of toilet paper. * Pippins regrets mortgaging its 2 green houses. * Pippins is betting the other enemies they'll lose. * Smells like bad luck. * Pippins seems down on its luck. What's the problem? Kris likes playing as me better anyway. K... Kris? Likes... playing as Susie? ... but won't it be confusing? Confusing Ralsei's the best part of the game so far, right, Kris? * Well, if it's fun! ... But, I still think... Kris should be Kris. * PIPPINS - AT [IMG]DF [IMG] * This crooked gambler from Card Castle always bets it all! * You bet you could touch the Dice when it's a GREEN 4! * Bet: Touch the GREEN 4's! * Susie drew 4 dots on all the dice! The enemies got TIRED! * Susie got bored of cheating and drew a mustache on Ralsei! * Susie got bored of cheating and drew dead eyes on Kris! Who's the highroller now, idiot!? * You and Ralsei used 150 POINTs to BRIBE the enemy! * You don't have enough points to bribe Pippins! B-Bribe? Umm, no, I... This is just a peace offering! Bribe, wow, is this legal? That's dirty, dude. W-wait, maybe I shouldn't... WAIT!!! It's, it's not a... * Susie shook Pippins around! They kind of liked it! * Susie shook Pippins!! * Ralsei swore not to cheat! * Susie swore to cheat! (That didn't help...) * Ralsei swore not to cheat! ================= obj_posterchecker ================= * (It's a poster. It has word on it.) * (It's a poster. It doesn't have any words on it.) ======================== obj_puzzlecloset_manager ======================== * The console is unresponsive. ================ obj_quizsequence ================ LANCER ROUXLS ------ ------ PAIN BONUS PERFECT!!! DECENT!!! NOT BAD!!! BARELY FORGIVABLE YOU DID BAD NOT ON MY CHANNEL!!! QUIZ! OFF Wh... WHAT!? It was CANCELLED!? You gotta be kidding me!! No!! You're joking!! I... I invested everything in puppets!! Everything I had! ... Alright. Ahem. It's fine. Let's just keep going. We're, having so much fun! Lancer Dancer Prancer Mr. Generosity Interesting! His name is ~1. No it's not. Majority rules! Sorry, Susie, your answer is wrong! TV-THIRTY! Uh, sure! A bit off, but we'll go with it. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT FOLKS!!! Way to start this quiz with a BANG! Uhh, I guess that's technically right. Sure. Aaaaand you got the only wrong answer. Let's hear some boo's, folks! That's right! This little guy costs $32! Sorry folks, but this boy ain't cheap! Maybe wait for that Steamed Sale! Aww, Kris! I... Wrong! He costs $32! Can't you see the PRICE TAG!? Oops. Why the hell didn't you trust me!? Why the hell didn't you guys trust me!? That's right, Kris! Who can resist your mother's homemade pie! Nothing better than chowing down with the family... In the warm, warm glow of your favorite holiday specials! Right here on TV TIME!!! Now, let's see those RESULTS! Heh, how'd you mess THAT up? ... Kris? Haha... Kris, you know that's not right! Pie! You loved pie, didn't you? With the family! You and brother with whipped cream beards... Right in front of the TV!! Right in front of ME! Anyway, onto the results!! Don't you know your own TV?! Haha, that's me, FOLKS! Haha! I, regret including that answer. That's right, Kris! Smart kid! Now, let's see those RESULTS! What the... OTHER!? I mean you can just stream whatever on a Smart TV. Smart... WHAT? Are you calling me STUPID!? What the hell, Kris? That's right, Kris! Kris!? Don't you remember!? He got embarrassed about liking the green dinosaur... ...and switched to being a big fan of the fiery magician girl! Which is, maybe its own type of embarrassing, but... ...Anyway, onto the results!! Kris!! Haha, I knew you cared!! Haha, wow! Haha... uhh, wow! MIKE, uhh, can we cut that one from air? MIKE? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! OUT OF TIME!!! WRONG!!! All great answers! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!! That's right. That's right, isn't it. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!! YOU'RE WRONG!!! Whaddya know! RIGHT ANSWERS!!! ANSWER, DARN YOU!!! ANSWER!!! You wish, dumbass. Haha. Kris, are you stupid? Haha. Yeah, that one. Uhh, well, you'd know. Next question! ================== obj_readable_room1 ================== * (It's a couch, for sleeping.) * (The couch is asleep, too.) * (It's a couch, for walking.) * (The couch is walking, too.) * ... * ... um, sorry, Kris! You don't need a hint, do you? * Kris, um... I think you just need to press that switch. * Dude, Kris... if Ralsei hung out with us... * He could do puzzles like this for us all the time. * Y'know. If we ever found one in the Light World. * Hey, does Ralsei even know math...? * ... guess he could do our book reports... * (SHADOW CRYSTAL was added to your Key Items.)~1 * (BLACK SHARD was added to your Weapons.) * (She's sleeping peacefully...) * (Her face contorted...) * (It looks like she's having a nightmare.) * ---! * (Someone from behind the curtain pushed you away...) * (...? You felt something spiny stuck in your hand.)~1 * (You got the Saber10.) * (The curtain shuts tighter as you approach.) * (Someone behind the curtain is talking...) * (... can I... look like this... can I... dream like this...) * (... when you moved to listen, suddenly they stopped.) * (...) * (Someone behind the curtain...) * (For some reason you feel like they're concerned... but they won't say it.) * (Someone behind the curtain...) * ...! * (... did they check to see if you were hurt...?) * (The curtains are shut tightly.) * (It's a corkboard.) * (Illicit caricatures of Tenna are hung up.) * (It's a corkboard. ... ouch!) * (Cactus needles are stuck into it.) * (It's locked.) * Hey! Kris, you and Asriel took me home from school, remember? * The Rudinns? Pretty sure you lost them somewhere. ... And I mean REALLY lost. * You wanna talk more? Shh! Let's do it in the dressing room. * Nah, I'm like good. * Hey, quit making your hair static on the screen! * (Looks like it's locked.) * (The door is locked.) * (This way to the next BOARD!!) * (Seems unnecessary to enter the conspicuous door now.) * Hey! Move it! * Block your brother's playing, not mine! * Who watches TV from that close!? * Ralsei, would you lick an old screen? * Err... umm... depends... what's on TV? * Ugh. Nevermind. You don't get it. * Dude, we should use magnets on Tenna. Might be cool. * Enough of this TV. * (It's a convincing replica of your favorite cactus.) * (It's a cactus, but not the real thing.) * (No one is stirring, not even the Maus.) * Haha... You three STILL aren't readyeth for the Chef Game? * Um... we already did that. * What. * Yeah. Like, on the first board. Where were you? * Doing... my Freakinge... MAKE-UP?? * I mean... haha. I kneweth that. ACTUALLYE. * Perhaps, I just Liketh wearing clothing... On Purpose? * Tell them, my Loverse. Tell them of my Glorie. * Uh... Elnina... really sees a lot in him, so... * And, um... Lanino sees a lot in him, so... * They're sayingeth, I'm Hotte. * What? This guy? What do you want with him, Kris? * (It's a game system. Looks like this is where all the characters in the board play.) * (The controllers and system are all locked up dentist-office-style.) * "(ACT 1 SCHEDULE)." (Various names and times are written under it.) * ("ACT 2 SCHEDULE" is scrawled underneath in red pen...) * (It's the back of a paper. "ACT 3" is scrawled in red at the top.) * (It's a manhole...) * (... It won't open.) * (Pipis was added to your ITEMs.) * (You don't have room in your ITEMs to hold the Pipis.) * (No need to look in here anymore.) * One day when I accidentally broke the rules, this guy stood by my 6 sides! * Since then, I decided to play fair. ... y'know, if it helps this guy out! * Hey Kris, remember the Flying Aces? ... Well, me neither... * What happens, happens... I think I fit in just fine, don't I? * Kris, tell this bozo he's got nothin' to worry about! * By the way, seen a ticket anywhere? Nothing... just a hunch. * I don't get it... Shouldn't I have been the one to turn to stone!? * W... will he be stuck if he stays like this...? * Kris, you should really hurry up and seal the fountain! * Ah, wait, Kris! Didn't you steal him from that cat girl's house? * No, maybe I'm wrong... Ahh, I can't believe this happened... * Hey, wanna buy an S...? * Well, too bad! You got Z-Rank, didn't you? * Even I can't wash off the stench of that! Z-yew! * (An empty treasure chest.) * (... It's pointless.) * (In shock...) * (Love won...) * (Hate won...) * ... * (The A-rank room... it's shut tightly with aluminum bars.) * (You hear the desperate clatter of lost fun...) * (The B-rank room... it's shut tightly with barium bars.) * (You hear the desperate bouncing of prizes trapped inside...) * (The C-rank room... it's shut tightly with carbon-fiber bars.) * (You hear the desperate slurping of those trapped inside...) * (C is for Crater...) * ("COMING SOON!") * ("COMING SOON!") * (... However, it seems you can play it immediately.) * ("COMING SOON ON BOARD 2!") * Wonder what we'll end up playing...? * Guess a game about a giant question mark... * (It's an old poster. Seems like a collaboration between two stars...) * (Their smiles seemed so bright...) * (Seems like the next board isn't ready yet...) * (Maybe we should go talk to Tenna?) * (... No next Board until we figure out what's going on.) * (Stop scratching at the door like a dog, you idiot.) * (Aww, Kris wants walkies...?) * (A pile of portable prisons for prizes...) * (Ball) * (A snack mix.) * (All of the bagel chips have been picked out, rendering it powerless.) ============== obj_rhythmgame ============== POPU LARITY SCORE MAX COMBO THIS IS THE BUTTON YOU WOULD PRESS IN THE REAL SONG BUT THIS IS AN AUTO- MATICALLY PLAYING DEMO SPEED SPEED ================= obj_ribbick_enemy ================= A lost and lost and lost girl. A crying and crying and crying boy. A messy and unfocused girl. A rowdy and dirty girl. A poorly trimmed boy. A quiet and smelly boy. Guruuuu--- Woof. Sizzy snuzz, what's the buzz? Hip, hip A sweet and fresh girl. A nice and tidy girl. A soft and clean boy. A refreshing boy. Duruuuu--- Meow. Snitter snatter, what's the matter Hop, hop Bunnies are the sequel to frogs. * Ribbick wants to be friends with a dancing trash can. * The battlefield is filled with the smell of pungent mustard. * Ribbick enriches the back stage floor with nutrients. * Ribbick emits a groany must. * Ribbick's getting dangerously clean. * Ribbick is dirtier than ever, but that's fine. * Rabbick is looking for a couch to get stuck under. * The battlefield is filled with the smell of dusty mustard. * Rabbick ambiently damages the soil. * Rabbick emits a musty groan. * Rabbick is now nice and clean. * Rabbick is starting to look wispy. * Underneath the dust, it was really Rabbick! * RABBICK - This dusty bunny needs a bit of spring cleaning. * RIBBICK - This dusty frog needs a bit of an autumn dirtying. * Press ~1 repeatedly! Rabbick * The enemy was blown away! * What the!? It was an imposter! * It revealed its dirtier self! * Nothing happened! * It became even dirtier! * Susie dirties the enemy further! It seemed to like it! * Susie generates filth! * Susie shows gum from her shoe!! * Susie says dirty words! * Ralsei tried to clean the enemy! It became TIRED... * Ralsei tries tidying up! * Ralsei uses a feather duster! * Ralsei croaks sympathetically! Blow On BreathAll ====================== obj_room_changing_room ====================== * Hey hey, looks like you rolled an S-Rank! (wink wink nudge nudge) * Actually, I've heard there's an even higher rank for true TV Lovers. * ... More like, TV Losers! Who wants to get THAT!? Nyuk huk huk...~1 * ... huh? Why do you look so embarrassed...? * ... you have T-Rank, don't you. Heheh... Well, don't sweat it. * I know Tenna must have given it to you himself. Dang, he's corny...! Pay Don't * Hey, want a hint about RUDE BUSTER? It's only 1 POINT... * Thanks, don't mind if I do... * Fine, I'll tell you anyway. * Right before Susie's RUDE BUSTER hits the enemy... * Press ~1 to deal extra damage! * You'll know you did it right, 'cause the sound will change a little bit. * Pretty nifty, huh? Use it if you ever have to fight...! * There you go! And, I'm sure you know, but... secret to Tenna, right, luv? * Ah, Kris. Look at you, a dressing room big shot! Cheers, cheers. * So how do you fancy the game, then? Right-o. It ain't much, innit, luv. * Now, I KNEW you wouldn't like it, I KNEW. So listen up... * Y'see, that game you been playin'? It's not, EXACTLY, the original. * Ol' Tenna's done a little somethin' here, a little somethin' there... * And made the whole adventure some big ol' blasted line from A to B. * Primo. Boring. Stuff. * But if I know Kris, and boy do I know Kris... that's not what YOU want, innit? * Freedom. That's what YOU want, chum, freedom! * Well, if I can go hush-hush for a minute here... * Kris, luv. THAT'S what we got backstage. * The ORIGINAL game. Where YOU decide what to do. * All right, enough explaining, more gaming! * I'll keep an eye out for Tenna, you go have some REAL fun, alright, luv? =================== obj_room_chef_empty =================== * Ahhh... Kris, remember when your brother was here? * You used to spend so, so, much time with him. * With me. * Watching cartoons. Playing games. * Smiling. Laughing. Crying. * Why? * Why don't you two do that anymore...? * What!? He went to COLLEGE? * Well... why'd he have to go do THAT!? * You. Can learn. ANYTHING! On TV! * Ahahahah!!! * Yes. The instructions. Right. The INSTRUCTIONS!!!! * They're coming out of the pipes. * They're crawling out of the pipes. * Where are they going...!? * Hahaha... I... don't... KNOW!! * Ahahahahahaha!!! ===================== obj_room_console_room ===================== Pick it up Don't pick it up * (...? Seems there's a controller fallen on the ground.) * (ODDCONTROLLER was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * (You didn't pick up the strangely familiar controller.) * Kris... Kris, that's you, isn't it, luv? * Good show, good show... * Tenna's been up to this and that, that and this... All sorts of boring stuff. * But Kris! Oh, Kris! You and I know... The REAL drama happens BACKSTAGE! * That's why... I got it ready for you, y'know. * One last game. * And I'll keep watch. * Well, just as long as... haha. Just as long as I can. * Now, Kris, I hate to trouble you, I really do, but... * Y'see, I can't really move myself now. * If you could just shove me out of the way... * Yes, that's right! Just like that! * Kris! * ... enjoy the games, eh, luv? =================== obj_room_green_room =================== * It's a list of Tenna's remaining employees. * Looks like you haven't recruited all of them yet. * Looks like you've recruited everyone. * (Looks like some people resigned due to getting hurt on the job.) * (Seems you'll never recruit everyone.) * Uhh, that's like a bathroom, right? * We'll just, um, go play games. * This place is... * How do you like my [IMG]? * It'll take some time before round 2, so [IMG]! * I suppose... we should get ready for the next round. * ... I'm fine as long as you want to keep playing, Susie! * ... * I mean, the last game was wicked fun, but... * Get the feeling this'll keep going, until it gets old. * ... feels bad, but... * Let's go tell him this time's gonna be the last, okay, Kris? * Susie! Other people! You looked so cool gaming! * Lancer! You're here for real?! Uh... not real? * ... Hey, wait, if you're in this Dark World, aren't you gonna... * Don't worry, I've still got some time before I petrify! * Meanwhile, I got a job at the gaming factory. * I got my own gamepad and I've only broken it 4 times! * Now, I gotta go press buttons for pennies... * See you in the funny stages! * No one gets inside. Mr. Tenna's orders. * Mr. Tenna said if anyone wants to fight, don't fight 'em. * You an' me are pals... got it? Now smile. * (You played his chest like the bongos.) * Alright, alright, I give, I give! I'm ticklish! * Just be outta there quick, got it? * HEY, HANDS OFF THE MOICHANDISE!! * A---choo!!! * What da...? You're bein' awfully suspicious. * Better teach ya a lesson... * Umm, welcome back, Kris! * Really? Hey, maybe we should play too, next time. * Th-that's okay, I'm not... really good at games. * Uh, okay. * Anyway, let's hurry up and get the hell out of here. * Hey, Kris, you're back! * ... dude, Ralsei, Kris is back! * H... huh? O-Oops... * Sorry, I got wrapped up in playing an RPG... * Yeah, just walking around and not fighting anything. * S-sorry! We can get going now. * Oh, Lanino? Well... * My SUNSHINE IS GONE!!! My brilliant SUNSHINE!!! * Everything reminds me of him! Everything! * The nighttime... the DAYTIME... I saw a big wheel of cheese and... * I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS FACE!!! * That's... that's right! I'm the wave, aren't I!? I can weather any storm MYSELF! * We'll see how far he gets without me to do his MAKEUP! * Thanks, Kris! You're a real cucumber, you know? Umm, not a cool one, but... * That's... that's right! Weather girls are the wave... aren't they!? * A cool cloud never stays alone in the sky for long! Heheh! * Thanks, Kris! You're a real cucumber, you know? Umm, not a cool one, but... * Took you long enough. * Susie! Susie, look! I made it to Level 2! * Level 2, huh? * Kris, you're the tryhard. Whaddya you think? * ... K... Kris? * I'm sorry, Kris! I... I forgot all about you! * I got so into playing games with Susie, I... * Heh, you should have seen it, Kris! * He was actually RAGING at the falling arrow part. * I suppose I was, not very chuffed, by that dart. * But I... I had fun. * ... s-sorry! Did you want to play, Kris? * Dude, we need to seal the fountain. * Oh! Right! I... * How did I... forget about that...? * Let's go. ===================== obj_room_interstitial ===================== * (Tenna looks busy...) * TV-tastic!!! Then let's rock and roll, folks!!! * Hey! There's Tenna onstage over there...! * ... maybe we could talk to him for a sec? * Y'know, get some hints about the next board...? * Anyway, let's go! * W-wait. * Kris, maybe we should let Susie go... * Then, let's close our eyes and think about what she's doing now... * Sure! We can chill! With our, um, eyes open. * Huh? I'm not quite sure what you... * W-well, I... * Kris, I'm sorry, but... * This is... my face. * And if there's one thing I like about myself, it's this... * So, even if you think it's boring, or too similar to... * D-don't laugh, Kris. If you think it's the same as... * OK, I get it! You don't think it's too similar! But... * Kris! * H-huh? thanks! I... * (Wait, is that a compliment...?) * I know, um... I look like a monster, but... * At the end of the day, I'm not... a Lightner. * I'm just a shadow. Like everything else. * So it's up to you... How you think of me. * H-huh? Thanks! I... * Well, I couldn't be more happy hearing something like that... * That means both you AND Susie think I'm cute. * S-sorry! I'm being proud. * (I shouldn't let this put me in such a good mood...) * ... uh, okay. Weirdos. * You know, I thought he was a weirdo at first, but... * Tenna's not such a bad guy, y'know, Kris...? Just kinda lonely. * (Right? I knew you were actually having fun, too.) * (Oh, okay, that's what he was talking about.) * ... * ... man. * There's nothing that pisses me off more... * ... than people who don't tell you the whole deal. * ... You mean, Tenna...? * Yeah. I dunno what, but... he's hiding something. * ... Let's go take a look around, Kris. ========================= obj_room_puzzle_closet_1a ========================= * (Umm... Kris... Since now seems like a good moment...) * (... We haven't really been able to... discuss much for a while.) * (Umm, okay...!) * ... what? * You wanna say something? * "Ask Susie how she's doing?" * ... uh, good, I guess. * (Honestly? Playing with Ralsei and you has been great. Just...) * (We kinda... skipped over the whole, Dark World's not real thing.) * (I mean, I kind of knew it... couldn't be, you know.) * (Like, going on adventures, making friends...) * (It... it already all sounds like a dream.) * (So the fact that it kind of is...) * Hahahaha! * The stupid, creepy way you said that... pretty good. * The stupid, fake-heroic way you said that... pretty good. * Arright, Kris. If Ralsei can't come to the Light World... * Then YOU'RE gonna wear doggy ears and do my homework. * ... stop howling! Man, you're such a pain in the ass. Heh. * Haha, like you're one to talk, idiot! * You got so few friends... * Your mom was even happy you, heh... * ... uh, made friends with me, I guess. * ... * ... man, we could've been friends way before. * Isn't that stupid...? * ... But yeah, maybe it's not real. The dark world. * (I just wish Ralsei would realize...) * (That doesn't matter to me so much.) * Huh? How I'm doing? Umm... * Those games were a lot of fun, weren't they? * I've never played such a game before... I kind of... * I kind of got so wrapped up... * Haha! Kris, you're always so kind... * E-Exactly! I knew I got a little too carried away! * ... um... Anyway, those games were fun, but... * ... I'm not sure they could replace the festival... * ... * Kris, can... I ask something selfish? * On the day of the festival... * Perhaps... if you could purchase some ice cream or something... * O-Of course, Kris! I mean, it'd be your money! * And it's not like... I would've contributed anything, anyway. * I realized, you know... * Being friends is... a responsibility. * Thank you, Kris! * I realized... being friends is... a responsibility. * A responsibility... I can't... fully complete. * The cakes I bake, the cotton candy we eat, it might be yummy. * ... But, when you return to the Light World, you won't be full. * Kris, at least as long as you're there... * I can know she won't be lonely, or hungry. * ... Thank you, Kris. * N... Noelle? * Kris, I... * I think that's... * ... * A bad choice. * I mean, I'm sorry! A bad choice to, make alone. * Noelle, might want to go with Susie... * I hope you can... figure out a nice solution! * Noelle...? * Umm, I'm sure if Susie was with you, too... * Noelle would probably really appreciate it! * I'm sure the three of you would have a lot of fun! * Umm, if it's... the three of you. * K-Kris! Y-You know I can't go... * Umm, maybe I should ask Susie to get YOU an ice cream? * And, um... ride the ferris wheel with you for me...? * W-wait! Just... Make sure Susie has a good time! * Make sure she's not lonely... is all I'm asking. * ... * Berdly? * ... * Umm, you don't have to repeat yourself so loudly, Kris. * I - you don't have to repeat yourself, Kris. * If, it's what you really want, Kris! * I'm sure Susie would be happy to see you, um, spread your wings... * You mean... maybe... * You and Susie could just go to the Castle Town together? * And spend time with... all of us instead...? * Kris... That would be really sweet. * (Umm, I hope that's what you meant...) * Hey, are you guys going to hang around talking all day or what? * Let's go. * (Seems like everything went alright...?) ================== obj_room_ranking_a ================== * Haha, thanks for the points... sucker! * ... is what I would say if you had enough POINTs! * Gee, try being responsible and saving 'em up, would ya!? * Alright, alright! Now that we've got those... * Lock opening noise... Lock opening noise... * Look at that, would ya! The lock's all gone! * Not a trace! You'd hardly believe it was ever there at all! * Well, see ya! ... no refunds! ================== obj_room_ranking_b ================== POINTs TO SPEND: HELD POINTs: GOLD CHANCE: NO MORE GOLD SINCE LAST GOLD: * Kris, gimme your feet. I'm shoving you up there. * (I think we use that machine on the right...?) * INSERT 100+ POINTs TO PLAY. * PLAY AGAIN? INSERT POINTs Don't * INSUFFICIENT POINTs. ~1 CONFIRM ~1 CANCEL ================== obj_room_ranking_c ================== * (It's a crater...) * (Inside was 200 POINTs!) * (200 POINTs was added to your SCORE.) ==================== obj_room_ranking_hub ==================== * Welcome to the ABC-Rank rewards room. * How may we assist you today? * How may we assist you? S * On the previous BOARD, you earned RANK ~1. You're a STAR! * This means you can use door A, B, and C! * We also recommend checking out our Star Changing Room. * Look in the "S" Door in the Green Room below. Enjoy! * On the previous Board, you earned RANK A. You're AMAZING! * This means you can use door A, B, and C! * On the previous Board, you earned RANK B. How BRAVE! * This means you can use door B, and C! * I'm sure you can earn Rank A next time! * On the previous Board, you earned RANK C. You're CRINGE! * You are only allowed to use door C! * Let's try harder next time! * A-Door is for ARCADE. You can replay a PHYSICAL CHALLENGE for fun. * B-Door is for BALL MACHINE. Spend points to earn random prizes! * C-Door is for COOLER. Feel free to have a drink. * Welcome to the ABC-Rank rewards room. * ... * Unfortunately, you didn't earn rank A, B, or C. * You... aren't allowed to use any of these doors. * ... * There is one room... for people like you... * Certainly. Tomorrow's forecast will be SUN, followed by a light... * ... a light drizzle... * OH, ELNINA! My SWEETEST CLOUD! She would have LOVED a light drizzle! * Everything reminds me of her! EVERYTHING! * The water cooler... the water warmer... I tried counting sheep for a nap... * And all I could imagine was her face! * Th... that's right! I don't need her! I don't need anyone! * We'll see how far she gets without ME coordinating her OUTFITS! * Thanks, Kris! You shone a little light on my life! * Th... that's right! I'm the most popular circle in the sky! * Everyone knows GUYS WITH PAULDRONS are HOT STUFF! I've got this! * Thanks, Kris! You shone a little light on my life! ========================== obj_room_ranking_z_hallway ========================== * Uhh, that's like a bathroom, right? * We'll just, um, go play games. ===================== obj_room_rhythm_empty ===================== * That's right! A MUSICAL CHALLENGE! And this time, it's... * Oh God. Oh God, it's coming. * The music is coming. * I can't stop it... ============== obj_room_stage ============== * ... located... in the purple cliffs? Perfect! Don't waste any time. * You know what comes next. Assembly, air holes, soft, soothing music... * Then we just need time. * One more board, just ONE more board and then... * Hey. * S... SUSIE!!! * SUSIE, sweetheart, my STAR contestant, hey, how can I help you!? * Free toy ball voucher!? Refreshments!? Lifetime supply of NON-GLOOBY slime? * Just, uh... * Wanted to say the games were pretty fun, I guess. * They... they are? * I mean, you SAW when you interrupted us, but... Ralsei... * He was being kind of... weird, earlier. * I feel like this cheered him up. * And... me too. * It's just been taking my mind off... everything... I guess. * S... Susie...? * SUSIE!!!!!!! * I've never wanted to hear ANYTHING more!!! * I'VE LOVED putting on this SHOW! I haven't had this much fun in years! * Seeing REAL LAUGHS! REAL SMILES! From an audience of MORE THAN ONE! It's a DREAM! * I... can't lie. I've been a bit, alone, until recently. * I... can relate, I guess. * But hosting you and lil' Ralsei has been an HONOR! Even if you're a tad sassy! * Umm, hey, Kris was having fun, too. * Oh... yeah, Kris! * Haha, Kris! Good old Kris! What a stinker! * ... don't you like Kris? * What the - are you kidding!? I LOVE Kris! They were one of my original viewers! * I'm just not sure if, heh, they... uhh, love TV. * Huh? Why wouldn't they... * HEY would you look at that!! The NEXT BOARD's ready!!! * It was GREAT talking to you, Susie!! Good luck out there!! * Uhh, yeah! Later! * Hey, Tenna... * What do you MEAN!? Then MAKE. The AIRHOLES. BIGGER! * What do you think I'M PAYING your ELECTRICITY BILL FOR!? * And HOW are they not HERE YET!? The LIGHTNERS are gonna get BORED! * If that purple girl finds out about this, it's ALL OVER! * ... what are you talking about? * S-Susie!? Kris!? Uh, Susie, I... * Susie, sweetHEART! Hey, what's the trouble? * ... what was with that phone call? * Oh, THAT! Oh, NO I can't believe you, uh, HEARD! * We were, uh, just planning a SPECIAL SURPRISE GAME for you... * You, uh, didn't hear what it WAS, did you? * ... nah. Uh... * ... I gotta, go, actually. * Keep it TOGETHER, Tenna! They... they're STILL loving it! They have to be! * CLASSIC TV NEVER GETS OLD!!! And Susie! Susie, she was so excited... ========================== obj_room_teevie_bonus_zone ========================== * HEY!!! * WHAT THE!? MY... MY SECRET BONUS ZONE!!! * HEY!!! * Wh-what's wrong with ME having the car!? THEY weren't gonna win it!! * I was... just giving it a daily TEST DRIVE! Checking on that "sweet breeze"! * Alright! ALRIGHT you little ripoff artists!!! You think you can take MY cookies!? * Might I remind you, you signed a little, ahem, TELEVISION CONTRACT??? * ... * This isn't their contract. * Where the HECK are their CONTRACTS!? * ... * Fine! You think I care!? Haha! Of course not! Not at all.. * Because I'VE got something you guys will NEVER have! Something BIG! Something VERY SECRET! * HA!!! ==================== obj_room_teevie_chef ==================== * Geh-ha-ha-ha... * R-Rouxls Kaard! * AND, don't forget my Loverse, Sun Guy and Moon Girl. * Um... * Kris, get ready for another fight! * Ha! Quell your mouth, my dearest Bimbitoe! * We're just hereth for the Snackse. * Goeth on. I hath no quarrel with thee. * Umm... you don't? * But... if you capture us, won't you earn Tenna's admiration? * Haha! Oh, please! I am Beyonde such shallow Desires... * For you See, I hath already Gotten them! * My two Paramours art already TV Guy's Second-In-Commande... * And by the Transitive Propertie, that also maketh ME...? * This world's Personal Duke of Puzzles? * Right, Honey 1 and Honey 2? That's howeth this Workse? * Umm...? * See? It's totally how it Workse. * Now begone! * It's like Rouxls... * Rouxlsypoo * It's like Rouxlsypoo says, a relationship, is about... * Umm, not being alone. And with two partners, you are umm, less alone. * And, the higher your collective, err... stat total, umm... becomes. * And the, umm, stronger your, combo attacks, become. * All I know is, each shining moment I spend with Rouxlsypoo... * Makes each drop of Elnina's presence, that much more precious. * Certainly. * Each moment with Rouxls, is... * Rouxlsy * Each moment with Rouxlsy, is... um, so informative. * See, he has us write everything on these cards... * The Rouxls Kaard Relationshipe Systeme... * Seest, thou writeth everything thou feelst on a Card. * Then, when it's timeth to communicathe. * Thou just... throwest them all awain. * Becauseth everything we threeth needst. * Patteths my Chest, * Is right... Here. * In... our hearts? * What? No. This is justeth where I keepeth MY Cards. * They're Strongre. They haveth like, Abilitiese and stuff. * It's really justeth about havingst the Best Decke. * Umm, see? This system, really makes me see how bright Lanino is... * Fear not. I haveth givenst up the path of Violense. * Never against shallst we Cross Swordes. * For I hath found... Love. Loverse. * Thosest, who shouldst Adoreth me. And changeth my socks. * And changeth, my Worms. And changeth, my Cereale. * And watcheth, little Lancer. And moisten, his eyes. * And shineth light, in his Mouthe, to see if he's Sicke. * And shineth light, in his hands, to see if they're Sicke. * And shineth light, in his Mouthe, to see if he's Sicke 2. * My loverse, oh loverse. * It would be Coole, to have More. * Okaye. Thou just jealous causeth thoun Throuple doth suck. * I didn'tst even See you on Throuple's Night at the Throuple's Ball. * It was just Us. Alone. Yon losers. Lo, Medieval L, on mine forehead. * Guyse? * So it actually Doesn't Worke. * We had a talk, and it doesn't Worke. * Even IF I dateth them... I'm NOT?? 2nd in Commande??? * So. Headsts together. * What art we going to Do about That. * If you fight us we'll kick your ass. * Yes, haha. I Knowst. We shalth not fight. * Unless we did... Nonviolentlye? * Please don't start a battle. * Okaye, * But what if... I Do * Oh my sweet cloud... I... I... after you! * No, my sunny moon! I... I... You go first! * I really didn't like that guy that much! * He was hot but really weird! * He moved the laser pointer too fast! * From now on, the only third person for us... * Is... each other. * Kris! Thank you for reuniting us! We are... in your debt! * We're on your side now... weather you like it or not! * From now on, the only lover I need... * Is... someone I can share the sky with. * Star walker * Looke. I saidst what I cameth for. ============================ obj_room_teevie_cowboy_after ============================ * ... * O-oops... * I forgot I was wearing it. * (You slowly unlocked the door...!) * (Inside the closet was a HORSE COSTUME and MINI-STABLE.) * (RALSEI RANCHER is now unlocked for your CASTLE TOWN!) * ... * (Susie slowly locked the door...!) * (RALSEI RANCHER is now locked for your CASTLE TOWN. Again.) ============================ obj_room_teevie_cowboy_intro ============================ * Oh, you're here for the next CHALLENGE, aren't you? * Hurry, put these on and get on stage! * There you are! It's time for another show! C'mon! ===================== obj_room_teevie_large ===================== Now playing... * WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T FOUND THE LIGHTNERS YET!? * Arrghhh!! You're all... * FIRED!!! * I mean, uh... * HIRED!!!! * I mean, uh... * No more POINTs until you CAPTURE them!! You like POINTs, right!? * Okay, then we're CLEAR, right! You guys... * What do you MEAN you're scared to fight them!? * What do you MEAN you don't want to fight them!? * Wh... What the!? * Read the FINE PRINT in your CONTRACT, buddy! Now QUIT complaining and GO! ==================== obj_room_teevie_sams ==================== LOVE WINS HATE WINS ========================= obj_room_teevie_stealth_c ========================= * WHAT!? She ROLLED OVER in her SLEEP!? * Did you try the CLASSICAL MUSIC CHANNEL like I SAID!? * You know she'll be in GRAVE DANGER if she's AWAKE for this, right!? * ... what!? You QUIT!? You can't QUIT!!! RAMB!!! * ARRRGH, I KNEW HE WAS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!!! * Damn, Kris, I don't know what's going on, but... * We gotta hurry. ======================= obj_room_tvland_preview ======================= * Lessee... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 1500! Perfect, gimme that! * Alright, you want an S, an "S," okay, okay, gimme a sec... * This! Is an S... This IS an S, right? Actually, heh, it looks better than normal. * Anyway, they'll let you in with this. Pretty sure. Good "luck"! Heheheh! ==================== obj_round_evaluation ==================== ROUND COMPLETE YOU GOT RANK TOTAL SCORE POINTS GAINED CHEF SCORE CONCERT SCORE PRESS ANY BUTTON Z-RANK C-RANK B-RANK A-RANK S-RANK T-RANK Z B A S T SUSIEZILLA RESULTS CLEAR TIME CONCERT RESULTS MISSED NOTES NORMAL NOTES GOLD NOTES LONGEST COMBO CHEF RESULTS EXTRA KEY! EXTRA PHOTO! ATE MOSS! ROUND COMPLETE!! YOU GOT EVALUATION PHYS. CHALLENGE SECRET BONUS BATTLES ===================== obj_rouxls_battle_old ===================== * Healed with Heart! * Used TP to heal with Heart! * Diamond powers up foes! * ACT was useless! * Diamond powers up foes! ==================== obj_rouxls_ch3_enemy ==================== * Everyone acted out their performance! * (Lancer recruits the enemies to your side!) * (But it wasn't too effective...) * (It's working!) * (It's highly effective!) * (The enemies joined you!) * Ralsei's ACTs don't work because he's covered in yarn! But can thou defeast... The powere... of Love? Honeyes!!! Oh my Honeyes!!!! * I must defeast thou, so TV Guy recognizes my Glorye! * But feare not. The four of us needst not Attacke. * For what is a Showe... If thou dost not ACT? Hooh! Whate a battle, art I Righte? * Hey, we're gonna get our asses kicked just dancing around! * Th... there must be something we can do...! * Ho ho ho! A dance battle? Deal me in! * Lancer! Hey! * L-Lancer, help us! Rouxls used his Rules Card and... * I see, I see! Don't worry! I'm on the case! * (Lancer used the LANCER Card! Now you can... LANCER?) Look! Lanino and Elnina are... Gehahah... Separate? US? No, I think: Freakinge Not. I think thou Missedst thine Vitale Fact... Thereupon, the THREE OF US. Art in a Teame Relationshipe. Just liketh you Guyse. The hell are you talking about? L... like us!? Wait, you guyse artn't a Thinge? No. Umm, I... Not nowe Honeye. I'm processinge thise. Don't... don't call me honey anymore. La... Lanino!? I'm sorry, Elnina... I'm... I'm going to the other side.. I... I'm going too! I thought YOU were the one who liked Rouxls, so I... I'm sorry, my sunshine! I'm sorry, my dewdrop! The weather should always... stick together... Ah... ha ha ha ha! Just as planned. The two Loverse... are reunited. I shall now... Taketh my leave... Hey, Lesser Dad! Lesser Dad! The guys with big guns want to know when they're gonna get paid! * Kris, Susie, I'm sorry! I've become a big cuddly ball...! * ... * I don't thinketh, THIS is what I askedst for. * Likest, Yarne? You don't even havest Gun's? * Okaye. Okaye. I see. I see. * Your a little bit Fired, byst the way... * NEXTST!!! * Don't worry guys, I'll get a refund on that one. You may hath gotten rid of my Goones. Yes, yes! Non-violense! Bigge 'ups', my friends. Lancer, don'st bother Lesser Daddy when he's harming your friends. It's fine... Okay, you may hath recruitedst away some of my Goones. Fretteth noth, my Recruitse. From nowst on, thine Salarye shall be Most Resplendent. You see-eth,I hath secretly "Trading Cards" with TV GUY... One "Rules Card" for his "Debith Card". TV guy shall Learnst about his missing Debith Card when he looketh in his wallet. But as his 2nd in command, Surely Mr. TV shalt Approveth, and teacheth me the ways of his "PIN". So yese. Thoun shalth not gettingeth Paid yet. No violense... Only Gun's. Hope these Guyse have Gun's. I'm not Lookinge. I feelst it. Mm. We're strongere, We're growinge, As a Throuple. I'm so proude to be dating the Sun AND the Moon... What? You're not the Moon? You're a CLOUD? WHAT? Guyse, I've beenst Traininge thou with yon Pointere all day. Try a LITTLE harder? Beholde... Yon powere of LOVE! Now for my ACT, I shalt hire people, to shooteth you. Not only do I have more guys where that came from, but I also have more cards! But can thou defeast... The powere... of Love? Honeyes!!! Oh my Honeyes!!!! * (With the effect of the RULES CARD, you can only ACT!) * (Dodge ROUXLSes, select LANCERs!) ============= obj_savepoint ============= * (A stale wind... you stifle a sneeze.) * (You are filled with the power of not sneezing.) * (You hear the audience whispering in awe at your presence.) * (You are filled with the power of undeserved fame.) * (Stars ripple on the walls like soft music.) * (You're filled with the power of relaxation.) * (The star pattern scrolls in an endless pattern...) * (You're filled with the power of tessellation.) * (After the performance, when all the actors have gone home...) * (You feel a sense of emptiness.) * (A draft blows, and you feel the cold night's presence.) * (Still, this never bothered you. In fact...) * (The wind blows fiercely, as if it fears the night itself.) * (The final act draws near.) * (Your hand lingers in the bright light.) * (The light, which only you can see...) * (A strange calm washes over you.) * (You are greeted by yet another prisonlike location.) * (You question why your adventures feature so many of these.) * (You hear a jazz concert only consisting of saxophones.) * (You are filled with the power of everyone playing a solo at once.) * (It's a concert, but everyone that would play is working.) * (You are vicariously filled with the power of all work and no play.) * (It's a concert, but no one is here to play.) * (You are filled with the power of a crowd cheering for no one.) * (It's a concert, but no one has shown up.) * (You question if a concert can be a concert if no one is there.) * (The incense of hot snacks and spicy flavors assaults you.) * (You are filled with the power of the primal invention of fire.) ========================= obj_screen_channel_change ========================= DEFEAT TENNA! ============================= obj_shadow_mantle_enemy_outro ============================= There! That's what I wanted to see! Flickering red, like pretty little flames... Your eyes can't hide it, Kris. Without play... The knife grows dull. Haha... well, enough of that! We both have work to do! So if you want this MANTLE, hurry up and take it... If you can reach it! =================== obj_shadowman_enemy =================== * Shadowguy plays the blues, blues, blues. * Shadowguy snaps their fingers rhythmically. * Shadowguy rolls up their socks... secretly. * Shadowguy's got the moves and the groove * Shadowguy's blues look bluer and bluer. * Shadowguy is on the midnight train to Dreamsville. * Shadowguy look seriously jazzed. * Smells like old saxophone reeds. * SHADOWGUY - AT [IMG]DF [IMG] * Battling's just a side gig. Playing on stage is the dream! * SHADOWGUY - AT [IMG]DF [IMG] * The "Sharpshoot" act can shoot many things! * Kris boogies past bullets! * SHADOWGUY gains mercy until you get hit! * Everyone gets ready to knock the enemies' hats off! * Everyone gets ready to knock the enemies' socks off! * Press directions to aim and ~1 to shoot! H-Hey!!! How could you let them use that act!? You're!!! Fired!!! Alright, no more of THAT guy! * Susie danced! * Ralsei danced! =============================== obj_shadowman_sharpshoot_cursor =============================== AMMO ======================= obj_shootout_controller ======================= WAVE COMPLETE Hey, what are you doing!? Shoot! ROUND CLEAR! ========================= obj_shop_vending_changing ========================= Buy Exchange Check Exit SMILE Always at your humble service FREE * (There's graffiti here...) * (THE TV DINNERS... I'VE SEEN WHAT THEY PUT IN THEM... IT'S... IT'S...) * (Seems the message cuts off...) * (Maybe they'll finish it later.) * (There's graffiti here...) * (The TV Dinners are great and healthy!) * (The white nose ice cream cones are made from Tenna's OWN noses!) * (They certainly aren't recycled from...) * (Seems the message cuts off...) * (Maybe they'll finish it later.) * (There's graffiti here...) * (IN... TENNA'S... WARDROBE... A SUPPLY... HE'S GRINDING THEM UP... FEEDING IT TO US...) * (What? People? Is he grinding up people?) * (OH NO... LOL... IT'S NOT PEOPLE IT'S JUST P...) * (Seems the message cuts off...) * (They're probably not going to finish it.) * It smiled. * It still smiled. ======================== obj_shop_vending_preview ======================== Buy Cel Bye Exit * (There's a black and white animation cel of Tenna on it.) * (You said bye and left.) ======================== obj_shop_vending_ranking ======================== Exchange Exit ======================== obj_shop_vending_reverse ======================== * (It's a reverse vending machine.) * (Put items in, DARK DOLLARS come out.) Sell Sell Swell Exit * (You felt glad.) ================ obj_shop_vending ================ * (It's a vending machine.) money points (Select an item.) (Item bought.) (Not enough ~1.) (Not enough space.) (Item placed in STORAGE.) SOLD OUT ~1 PTs $~1 ~1 PTs Buy it for $~1 ? ~1 PTs? Yes No Sell Items Sell Weapons Sell Armor Sell Pocket Items Return Select an object. Object sold. Nothing to sell. Select ITEM to sell. Select WEAPON to sell. Select ARMOR to sell. Thank you for the sale. What will you do? It won't fit. No value. Sell it for $~1 ? Yes No Buy Sell Talk Exit * You don't get money for sticking stuff in the machine, dumbass! * That's like the first thing ANYONE tries. * Let's stick Ralsei in the machine and see how much money he costs. * That's STILL not how it works! * (The vending machine did not respond.) * (The vending machine had no response.) * (... well, maybe a little.) * (... not really.) ================ obj_shutta_enemy ================ Oh, a miserable picture. This is a mistake. The brilliant photo! I can't believe it's your first shoot! Not in the mood for the photo shoot? Mmmm... Ooo la la. Was my smile always so beautiful? Ooo la la. The exquisite Lancer for our collection. Ooo la la. We will have to do the re-take. Ah, the beautiful wildlife photo of the Susie in her natural environment... Ah, the Kris has failed the Toilet Challenge. Ooo la la. The Ralsei! I would recognize that silhouette... Ooo la la. Kris, don't you recognize The Ralsei, your dear companion, your friendship, little flossy boy, the bimbito. Ohhh, so beautiful! I save the picture, I save the picture. Ohh, little monogram boy, he jumps and jumps. Ohhh, the picture. I save the picture! How are we LOOKING today?~1 POSE and... HOLD! Can we get a little smolder?~1 The energy, baby, EYE am LOVING it!~1 Work it baby, WORK it!~1 How's my ATTACK ALBUM? I'll let you in it too!~1 My memory is photographic, photo-TASTIC! Wanna see?~1 My handlashes are so curled! Now how about I shoot... YOU? Then how about I shoot... YOU? The camera added 10 pounds of pure happiness to my teeth... Let us agree to delete this picture. Forever. How about a fashion photo with the little monogram boy later? Lancer, keep doing stretches to keep your tongue warmed-up. Destruction, Destruction, Ah, it lights my smile. Ah... no, no, I blame the lighting... Well, I would recognize it multiple places, I suppose. Me neither. It's my new background, it's my new foreground. A perfect photo of a little joy. I rate it E10+. Ohh, the picture. I delete the picture! * LIGHTS! CAMERA! ... CAMERAAAA! * HEY, GET ONE FOR FUNKIEST HOME VIDEOS, FOLKS! * MAKE MEMORIES YOU'LL LOOK BACK ON! ... EVERY DAY! * WOUGH! SMELLS LIKE A DARKROOM! ... GET IT??? * Shuttah struttahs. * Shuttah sings in a gasping voice. * Shuttah takes selfies from two angles at once. * Shuttah considers the best lighting for its attack. * Shuttah's starting to look sepia. * Shuttah preps for its RECRUITment portrait. * Shuttah is so TIRED, it can't keep its shutters open. * Smells like a darkroom... ironically enough. * SHUTTAH - When its eyes snap shut, memories are made in grey. * Press directions to aim! * Press ~1 to take the photo! * Photo the most bullets! * Ralsei adds a filter to the photo! It's easier to center photos!! * Ralsei adds a filter! * Take a photo Shuttah! * Take a photo any character! * Take a photo of an explosion! Time it right! * Take a photo of Lancer's tongue! * Take a photo of Shuttah's Smile! * Take a photo of Ralsei! * Photo as many bullets as you can! * Take a full-body photo of anyone! * Take a photo of all the heroes together! The most lovely photo! My album, my heart are full. Normally, my photos are all grey... ... but you've turned my sky blue, blue, BLUE! I forgive you! Now, adieu! In the name of ... T H E L O V E... * Susie blinks during a photo! * Susie sneezes during a photo! * Susie blurs during a photo! * Susie blinks during a photo! * Ralsei stared into the camera! * Ralsei has a perfect hair day! * Ralsei's photo got overexposed! =============================== obj_shutta_move_char_controller =============================== * Hey, don't take a -- achoo!! * Camenary took a bad picture... it got a little embarrassed =========================== obj_shutta_photo_controller =========================== * You missed! Try to take a real photo next time! * Good, good, EYE approve! * Photo-GENIC, it's in your GENETICS! * That's okay, baby! Give it another SSSHOT! * Confidence, baby, CONFIDENCE! * Fabulous! Eye-hand it to you guys! * A PERFECT SHOT!! DON'T KNOW WHO WANTS IT, BUT STILL! * Photo at the right moment for extra power! * Rule of thirds? No! Try to center your target, folks! Great shot! * Nothing!? You shot nothing!? Shows why you keep me off! * Nice! That one's going in my Kris compilation! * Oh! A wild Susie photo! ... Arms inside the ride, folks! * Ralsei photo!? We can sell that! Here's 100PTs! * Stop! My Kris compilation is full! * What is this, a Susie safari? * More Ralsei!? No, we need the scarcity!! * Photo of toilet!?! Are we still TV-Y7!? * A perfect shot!! But are we still TV-Y7!? * UUMM!! Maybe actually press ~1 to take a photo next time? * Aw, the whole family! ... Mike, add me in there later! * Wrong! No! I need a picture of Shutta's SMILE!! * Wrong! No! I need a picture of Ralsei!! ================================================================== obj_shutta_photo_controller/Collision_obj_shutta_photo_annoyingdog ================================================================== * Great dog picture! * Well centered! * Dog picture was not centered well! ============================================================= obj_shutta_photo_controller/Collision_obj_shutta_photo_nubert ============================================================= * Great shot of Nubert! * Nubert was underground in that shot... ============================= obj_susiezilla_gamecontroller ============================= * WOW! YOU GUYS BEAT THEM ALL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! * I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU GUYS A MASSIVE BONUS AFTER THIS! * GET OUT YOUR WALLETS! THIS TIME, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU * WHAT THE HECK!?!?!? * Here come the baddies, folks!! Take 'em down!! * More TV haters!!! Show' em what this house stands for!!! * Bonus round... * Not!!! You dont need it!!! * Bonus time! * These homes gave me bad ratings! Destroy them to restore my popularity!! * Uh oh! A dozer! The front's tough! Smack it from behind!! * Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!? * Mike! Delete those houses!! These guys are too good!! * Heal up! I think i hear the boss coming... * Oh no!!! In paper mache!!! It's my worst hater!!! * He's charging a big shot!!! Hit him to reset the charge!!! * Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!! * Kill him!!! Kill him now!!! * Show dominance!!! Show dominance now!!! Show it!!! * Hey, guys? Guys, they won! They won, I said!! * You can stop trying to beat me up now!!! * Hey!!! I'm not paying you guys for this!!! * Paycuts!!! You guys are actually gonna get paycuts! * Is anybody gonna listen to me?!?! ============================ obj_susiezilla_perfect_chain ============================ PERFECT CHAIN ================================= obj_susiezilla_perfect_popularity ================================= POPULARITY BONUS ============================================== obj_susiezilla_singlescreen_shadowguy_in_dozer ============================================== * More dozers!! Susie!! Don't let them scrap me!!! =================================================== obj_susiezilla_singlescreen_shadowguy_laser_machine =================================================== * What the $*!? are you doing!? Kill him!!!!! * Nooooooo!!!!!! =================================================================================== obj_susiezilla_singlescreen_shadowguy_laser_machine/Collision_obj_susiezilla_player =================================================================================== * PHEW!!! YOU GUYS SAVED TV!!! YOU HAVE WON!!! ============================================== obj_susiezilla_singlescreen_shadowguy_with_gun ============================================== * See a ball!? Send it back! * Just like catch with pops!! ============================= obj_swordroute_consolestarter ============================= NO CONTROLLER ================================ obj_swordroute_event_leavescreen ================================ * Hey Kris! * What the hell are you doing? * Being a tryhard all by yourself? * ... * If you get all sweaty playing games alone... * You're gonna end up like Berdly, right? * ... * Hey, uh, it's just a joke. Chill. * ... Okay, enough bird noises. I get it. * ... * Okay, then here's an idea. * Don't play it. * Anyway. * Here. Stole you a drink. * Now stop making us wait already. * K-Kris...? What are you... * ... * Alright, I... I get it. * Well, if... if you really want to. * Go ahead. * I tasted your shampoo in your bathroom, here, you can taste mine. * WHAT? HOW AM I THE WEIRD ONE HERE!? * Jeez. ============================== obj_swordroute_event_susiesoda ============================== * (You found a FlatSoda.) ================= obj_teevie_spring ================= Yes No Tell of Goulden Son 2 Tell of Goulden Son 3 * I'm Goulden Son. I wish there was a Goulden Son 2. * If I send you to the other side, will you check for one? * I'm Goulden Son. Shall I send you to the other side? * I'm Goulden Son 3. Shall I send you to the other side? Tell of Goulden Son Tell of Goulden Son 3 * I'm Goulden Son 2. I wish there was a Goulden Son 3. * If I send you to the other side, will you check for one? * I'm Goulden Son 2. Shall I send you to the other side? * I'm overjoyed. I always wanted another Son to be my brother or sister. * I see. They want another brother or sister. * Then, I will change my name to Goulden Son 3. * No, no. I already knew that there was Goulden Son 1. * That's why I'm Goulden Son 2. Of course there must be a first one. * However, I always wanted another Son as a second brother or sister. * You know. It's hard being the only sibling with a number in their name. * What? The first Goulden Son became Goulden Son 3? What the... * That's just perfect. I'm overjoyed. ====================== obj_tenna_board4_enemy ====================== We've got a very special battle for you today, folks! Very SPECIAL indeed, hahaha. All you have to do to win. Is say "I LOVE TV." And, hahaha, don't think you'll be able to try anything funny. Because I've... got THIS. Ever read this CONTRACT? Hmm, says you guys are my ACTORs... And that means... You've gotta ACT! IT'S! TV! TIME! BUT DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE EASY!! BECAUSE TODAY... WE'VE GOT AN ALL-STAR CAST! BLUR! * All you have to do is speak your mind! * Look me in the nose and SAY IT! * Sorry, what was that?! Couldn't hear you!! * Our contestants have been very naughty! HEY! Fainting isn't part of the SCRIPT! Eat some TV Dinner and GET UP!!! * Everyone said I Love TV to Tenna! That's right. That's CORRECT! Haha, that's right!!! ... You love TV... don't you? Sorry, just needed to hear it again! Haha! ... but did you really mean it? No... Mike, get another take ready. It's NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! This game's never going to end until you mean it! * Everyone resisted! Uh oh, our contestants... Seem to have chosen the WRONG ANSWER! You know what THAT MEANS! WRONG ANSWER! ENOUGH ALREADY! Seems our contestants aren't ready to admit it yet. Mike! Back to the board! ============================ obj_tenna_enemy_minigametext ============================ PROTECT RALSEI! =============== obj_tenna_enemy =============== That's it! It's time for the FINAL EPISODE! 1000 POINTS, JUST 1000 POINTS AND I'LL GIVE IT UP! Haha, no way we can use that take! CUT!! You guys are so good, it's making me LAUGH! WE'VE GOT AN ALL-STAR CAST! HOW BOUT A LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE!? How about we play you a RIMSHOT!? So our STAR contestants have contested our STARs! All right! If one PHYSICAL CHALLENGE isn't enough... IT'S! TV! TIME! Sick of the CLASSICS!? We'll make 'em NEO! Who SAYS an old CRT can't learn new tricks!? Ratings!? HA! I'll show you CHARISMA! Susie, you liked watching, didn't you!?! Tell 'em, Susie! I'm still MARVELOUS! I'm still MYSTERIOUS! Kris!! I watched you GROW UP!! Who do you think taught you to LAUGH and CRY!? Well, the GOOD OLD DAYS are HERE, Kris! On VHS! You... you want to have fun, too, don't you!? Woah, woah, woah! Sorry, that was out of line, folks! ... what!? Are you waiting for me... ... BUT DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA BE EASY!! BECAUSE TODAY... WE'VE GOT AN ALL-STAR CAST! CUT, I said! CUT! ... SMASH CUT! How about we play you a RIMSHOT!? But can they survive... Another PHYSICAL CHALLENGE?! How about a DOUBLE FEATURE!? NEO shows, NEO programs, just watch, watch, WATCH! LOOK!! The 6PM show!? I'll show it at 5!! HD's nothing when you got NOSTALGIA! Come, on! Tell 'em! Tell 'em! Say they don't need to throw me away! Toriel oughta know she doesn't NEED a new TV!! Just admit you NEED ME already!! ... What, you think it's MY fault you forgot HOW!? And if you've forgotten how to smile... I'll MAKE YOU remember. Isn't that a little bit why you... Back to your regularly scheduled programming! To... to... say something!? I have nothing to say! Nothing! ... All right! All right, fine! FINE, I ADMIT IT! Maybe I AM a little GLOOBY sometimes!! I AM!!! I'm GLOOBY!!! WHAT'S wrong with THAT, HUH!? We're ALL a little GLOOBY sometimes!! YOU INCLUDED, KRIS! So DON'T give me that look! That "Oh, I've never been Glooby" look! YOU ARE! YOU HAVE BEEN! You HAVE TO be! It CAN'T just be me! Just ME... alone. Glooby... against the whole world... ... it can't be... What will happen to our HEROES... When they REALIZE this show is NEVER gonna end!? * CLAP AND CHEER, SMILE AND SCREAM! ENTERTAINMENT ON YOUR SCREEN! * COWABUNGA-DERO! THAT'S THE SMOOTH TASTE OF TV TIME! * FRESH FROM THE JUICE! FRESH FROM THE JUICE! * HEAR THAT WHINE!? THAT'S YOUR CRT ASKING FOR A WALK!! * DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! THINGS ARE HEATING UP! * IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE AN ORCHARD IN HERE? * IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SMELL KINDA EARTHY AND SMOKEY IN HERE? * IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE MARKETABLE PLUSH IN HERE? * COME ON KIDS, THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT!! CAN'T YOU HEAR 'EM CHEERING!? LISTEN!! * ... WHERE... WHERE'S THE AUDIENCE? WHERE'D THEY GO...? WHERE ARE THEY!? * THAT DAMN AUDIENCE! I GAVE THEM SO MANY POINTS TO BE HERE TODAY! * MIKE... MIKE, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE... BAN EVERYONE FROM THE GIFT SHOP! * I'M NOT LIKE HIM! I'M BETTER! I SWEAR I'M BETTER! MIKE, TELL 'EM! * OUCH! H-HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU, UH, SWING THOSE THINGS! HAHA! * H-HEY, ANYONE NOTICED MY HP IS GOING DOWN!? ANYONE!? * WHAT AN EVENT!! THE CONTESTANTS APPEAR TO BE KILLING ME!! * ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT! TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE! * Ho ho ho! I may drop, but the points won't! * Lancer clung to the score like a koala! Points can't drop! * TENNA - Despite his size, sadly, he's quite fragile. * TENNA - THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story] * TENNA - Isn't it about time you got a new TV? Everyone gets You and Susie get You and Ralsei get You get ready to play...! * You said "I Love TV"! * He couldn't help but give some SCORE! * Susie said "I Love TV!" * Susie bet 20 POINTs on no damage! * JOKER's bet! 30 pts on NO DAMAGE!! * Ralsei said "I Love TV!" * Ralsei's HP linked to points! * Ralsei became the center of attention! * Wh... why me!? * Any change to Ralsei's HP will give you points! ============== obj_tenna_zoom ============== BREAK THE STATUE! PROTECT RALSEI! FIGHT...? FIGHT...? DESTROY HOUSES! DESTROY HOUSES! PERFORM! DODGE FIRE! DODGE AND SERVE! DODGE FIRE! DODGE AND SERVE! SHOOT! DODGE! PHOTO 3 SMILES! SHOOT THE TARGETS! BOUNCE THE BALL! =============================== obj_tennabattleconvo_controller =============================== * Don't let mother see THIS! ANOTHER smackdown! Only on TV Time! * Mike, hit that funky music! It's fightin' time! * And we ARE BACK in the ring! Who will TV-TRIUMPH!? * Don't adjust your set! Kris is BLUE, and FIGHTING AGAIN! It's a battle scene! Win hard and fast for extra points! * That's right!!! It's a battle scene, folks!!! * And our boys backstage have been begging to beat you down! * But this ain't your normal Saturday night slam fest!! * Perform well, and you'll get extra points!!! * For best "results", take no damage, win fast, and get gobs of TP!!! * This is gonna be a heck of a slugfest, folks! * Get your VHS players, this is gonna be one to tape! * Don't adjust your set!! This battle is real, folks!! * This is gonna be all out, folks! Get ready!!! * What will our heroes do next!? * You can only get this on cable TV, folks!!! * Refreshments are available in the green room! * Miss something!? The battle will be available on laserdisc! * My nose is tingling from the excitement, folks!!! * Hey you! Stop selling tickets made of toilet paper! * Wow!! A spare!! Love blooms in the battlefield, folks!! * Our heroes score a pacifist knockdown!! * A brutal pacifist sparing from our heroes!!! * Our heroes score a spare!! But where's the strike!? * Ouch for the enemies!! Too bad they don't get healthcare, folks!! * Beat so easily!? The enemies are looking at a pay cut! * A brutal smack-down from our heroes!!! * KO!! The heel is coming out from our heroes, folks!! * Wow!! Our heroes are grazing like goats!!! * No damage!? What amazing skill!! Can we even show this!? * Incredible dodging!! And best of all, it's on TV!!! * A brutal smackdown! Can our heroes survive!? * That was rough!! Can our heroes mount a comeback!? * Don't give up, heroes!! Think of the ratings!!! * Downed!? Down't worry!!! We'll edit that out in post!!! * Kris!! Oh no!! Toriel, don't look!! * That's gotta hurt, folks! * Slam for the bad guys!! * Call the IQ police, that's gotta smart!! * Just watching it hurts, folks!! * Ouch! Cover your nose, kids!!! * Watch out for the splash zone!! * It's carnage out there, folks!! * Alert!! The curtains are on fire!! * Oh no!! Mike, don't look!! * Boo boo for bozos! * Ever heard of dodging!? * Dan called! He wants his maku back!! * Kris!! Oh no!! Toriel, don't look!! * Monster girl down!!! No way!!! * Fluffy boy down!!! Oh no!!! ================ obj_victory_chef ================ * THAAAAT'S IT!!! * Well, would you LOOK at those smiling customers!? * They're happy as yet-to-be-cooked clams! * And Kris, YOU'RE just as happy, aren't you? * You remember how FUN watching cooking shows was too, don't you!? * So did we win? * What do you THINK? That was the most UNFORGETTABLE show in prime time!! * MIKE! Show the results OF THE BOARD!!! ================== obj_victory_rhythm ================== * Wow, they loved it! I'm starting to feel like a real rocker! * Yeah, that was sick! Though, uh... * Lucky I was carrying you guys. We barely passed. * S-Susie...? Are you serious right now...? * Wow, looks like the band's already splitting up due to drama! * That's how you know we've got a REAL winner on our hands, folks! * Anyway, BOARD'S OVER! So without further ado... * Let's see those RESULTS!!! ====================== obj_victory_susiezilla ====================== No TVs were harmed in the making of this minigame. ===================== obj_watercooler_enemy ===================== Buble B~1b~2e Moon * The watercooler shows no mercy. * The watercooler doesn't do anything in particular. * The watercooler leaves an icy silence. * The watercooler cools water, coolly. * The moonwarmer shows no mercy. * The moonwarmer doesn't do anything in particular. * The moonwarmer leaves a hot silence. * The moonwarmer warms moons, warmly. * Smells like the faucet. * The watercooler's bubbles rest on the surface. * The watercooler looks like it needs a refill. * The watercooler's water blushes a cranberry pink. * The moonwarmer's bubbles rest on the surface. * The moonwarmer looks like it needs a refill. * The moonwarmer's water blushes a cranberry pink. * You CHECKed the watercooler... * The water was confirmed to be cool. * You CHECKed the moonwarmer... * The warms was confirmed to be moon. * You begged for mercy... * ... but the watercooler showed none. * You begged for mercy... * ... but the moonwarmer showed none. * You thought of some better, different ACTs to try next, instead. * You begged for mercy... * ... but the watercooler showed none. * You begged for mercy... * ... but the moonwarmer showed none. * This is probably because your NAME isn't YELLOW. * You begged for mercy... * This doesn't do anything. ActCool ActWarmer Flirt * Everyone chatted around the watercooler. * The watercooler felt included! * You told the watercooler it should actually be called a watercoolest. * You took a slow sip of water and then asked if it cooled it itself. * You asked the watercooler, ~1water~2 they doing later. * You told the moonwarmer it should actually be called a moonwarmest...? * You took a slow sip of warms and asked if it ever mooned...? * You asked the moonwarmer,~1hotter~2they doing later...? * The water turns pink for a second. * Susie face-crushes a cup!! * Susie puts cups on Ralsei! * Susie puts cups on Kris's eyes! * Ralsei absorbs trace calcium! * Ralsei cleans Susie's spill!! * Ralsei labels everyone's cups!! ================ obj_zapper_enemy ================ Hoofah doofah. Yeah, yeah, Mr. Tenna's orders. Yeah, yeah, show your ID! Deez buttons ain't for show, twerps. Hey, I can see da music.! D-don't touch that, you's! My buttons... pushed. CAN SOMEONE TURN THAT BACK DOWN? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! TURN IT UP?? OKAY, YOU DA BOSS! * Zapper clicks and clacks, zip and zaps. * Zapper quickly presses the buttons on its chest. * Zapper keeps just popping all night long. * Zapper checks if Tenna is watching. * Zapper's buttons feel mushy. * Zapper's seeing visions of Lanino. * Zapper blushes in infrared, too. * ZAPPER - "Hoofer", "Clicker-Clacker", any name, it'll do the work. * ZAPPER - When it changes channels, who knows where you'll end up? * You turned up the volume! * The bullets increased in volume! Try getting close to gather TP! * ... * The bullets increased in volume, too...! (But, they'll give more TP!) * You hit the MUTE button! * ... * All foes became TIRED! * You hit the OFF button! H-huh!? Susie...? Kris...? Hey...? HEY!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LIKE YOUR CUSTOM MADE TOY BALLS!? Hey, Mike? Could you, uh, cancel my 4am shock therapy session? 'Cause it looks like it's happening right now. ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! EVERYONE FIND THE LIGHTNERS!!! * Susie mashed random buttons! * Ralsei enabled captions! ============= scr_armorinfo ============= A cute hair ribbon. Increases the range at which bullets raise tension. A golden coin with a once-powerful mouse wizard engraved on it. ShadowMantle Shadows slip off like water. Greatly protects against Dark and Star attacks. Hell yeah, what's this? Sh-should I wear this...? No... it's for someone... taller. Dark/Star LodeStone A lodestone token shaped like a snail's shell. Enemy bullets give a bit more TP. A lodestone token inscribed with the record of a legend athlete. Enemy bullets give a bit more TP. A lodestone token in the shape of a pizza. Enemy bullets give a bit more TP. Escargot? ... escargross. Consolation prize, nice. I'm going to eat this. I have no opinions on snails! A reward... just for me? If I wear it, Susie won't eat it! Did your mom eat the non-shell part? Thanks, but, this is Azzy's...? D-don't eat that! I'll wear it! TPGain GingerGuard A steel bangle tempered by extreme flame. Its shape is humanoid in nature. Look! I punched through a guy! A bigger one could make Kris! This smells amazing! Um, sorry. BlueRibbon A blue cheer bow. When the user uses a healing move, it recovers slightly more HP. ABSOLUTELY not. Give me a K! Give me an R! Give me an I! Give me an S! Give me an ampersand! Give me an S! Give me a U! Give me an S! Give me an I! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an R! Give me an E! Give me an M! Give me a Y! Give me an F! Give me an R! Give me an I! Give me an E! Give me an N! Give me a D! Give me an S! Give me an exclamation point! Um, that's it! D... don't give me anything else! Yeah! Go... t... team? Heal+ TennaTie A giant, heavy-duty, bullet-proof tie. How to even wear it...? Bandana-style. Like a sash...? Look, I'm like a gift! ========== scr_credit ========== -Main Artist- -Main Animator- -Main Team- Robert Sephazon (Producer) -BG Concept Art- (Original Board 1,2,3 Concept) (Teevie World) -Costume Design- Gigi DG -Guest Character Design- (Lancer, Rudinn, Hathy) (Clover, King, Jevil) -Singing This Song- -Guest Character Design- (Lanino, Elnina) -Photoshop Edits & Weird Anim- -Pixel Art Assistance- -Development Tools (Cool)- -3D Assets, Anim, Posing- -3D Tenna Pixel Cleanup- -Cutscene Assistance- -Chef Minigame Program- -Cowboy Program & Other Detail- -Tenna VHS Final Scene Assist- -Additional Puzzle Design- -Japanese Localization- 8-4, Ltd. -Translator- -Localization Producers- -Localization Support- -Platform Programming- -Programming Support- -Japanese Graphics- -QA- DIGITAL HEARTS Co., Ltd. -Super Tester- -Website- -Tenna's Typography and Logos- -Trailers & All Video Editing- -Special Thanks- All 8-4 & Fangamer Staff ================== scr_encountersetup ================== * Wanna be an ACT-er...? Here's my CARD! * Now where the heck is my debit card? * If you're gonna be so dramatic... then ACT! * I Love TV. That's all you gotta say. * Test enemies showed up. * Shadowguys play on in. * I see you've met Shuttah, our camerathing! Now... Action! * Shuttah struttah-ed into view! * Zappers blocked the way! * Let's hear it!! "I LOVE TV!!!"! * (With the effect of the RULES CARD, you can only ACT!) * The Roaring Knight appeared. * Shadowguy and Shuttah shimmy in! * It's an infrared photo shoot. * That's right folks! One last challenge! 1000 points or bust! Can you do it!? * Pippins rolls in your way! Susie, you can't use Kris's controller! * Shuttah struttah-ed into view! * Ribbick hopped into view! * Ribbicks hopped into view! * Ribbicks hopped into view! * Shadowguy and Pippins dropped in! * Zapper blocked the way! * A strong aura emanates from the Watercooler. * A strong aura emanates from the Moonwarmer. * Its a rematch. =========================== scr_get_completed_file_name =========================== Your Room Kris's House ~1 [Chapter ~2 END] ======================= scr_get_high_score_text ======================= * (No high scores recorded! Give it a shot!) * (Your highest score is ~1!) * (Your highest rank is ~1!) * (Your highest score is ~1!) * (Your highest rank is ~1!) * (Your clear time is ~1!) =================== scr_get_rank_letter =================== T S A B C Z =================== scr_itemdesc_single =================== A TV-shaped premade meal. It even has a giant crumb of your favorite pie. A TV-shaped premade meal. The TV's pointy nose is used as a cone for the ice cream. A TV-shaped premade meal. Unfortunately, the vegan steak seems to be a normal shape. A certain person's special "???" Cannot be used in battle. A certain person's special "???" It's now tweeting. A certain person's special "???" It's now making a clucking noise. Flat soda someone already took a big sip from. Recovers 20HP Some sort of bland cafeteria food. The ice cream cone is soggy and saggy. A dinner for cushy TV executives. The blue "caviar" is unforgettable. A TV Dinner for high-ranking contestants. Comes with detachable antennas. +140 HP. ======================== scr_itemget_anytype_text ======================== SCORE POINTs ============ scr_iteminfo ============ TVDinner Heals 100HP Pipis Does nothing FlatSoda Heals 20HP TVSlop Heals 80HP ExecBuffet Heals team 100HP DeluxeDinner Heals 140HP ================ scr_itemnamelist ================ TVDinner Pipis FlatSoda TVSlop ExecBuffet DeluxeDinner =========== scr_itemuse =========== What are you, a unicorn? Faha. Butterscotch, nice! Ack, it's leaking! ... obviously isn't real blood. Wow, what a nice flavor! Look at my long nose! Rare? I ate a rare item? Mmm, butterscotch! "Brain freeze is for the weak!" I can hardly tell it's not, um, real blood. Huh? Where'd it go? Kris! (I wanted that...) Hell no. Is... that, um, nutritious? C... Can we keep it? Fine, I'll finish it. Aw, you saved me half? (Whatever, it's just Kris's...) Like my old school. Is this legal? Here, I refreezed it! Rich people eat THIS? P... pinky up! Caviar AGAIN? Look, I'm a roach. I'm a comfy caterpillar! I'm, um, an alien? * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw the television get smashed to pieces. =============== scr_keyiteminfo =============== Ho ho ho! Enjoy my prescence for a single room! The best thing about me is that I'm the only one! OddController A gamepad no one wanted to use. The buttons are an ugly pink and yellow. BackstagePass A pass for big shots allowed backstage. Show it to Ramb in front of the door. TripTicket A ticket to nowhere. It shows a map pointing to the left of a red X... LancerCon Lancer's controller. It's covered in dirt. LancerConX~1 Lancer's controllers. They're covered in dirt. ============= scr_litemuseb ============= * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw Undyne frozen in ice. ================ scr_monstersetup ================ Pipis Check S-Action R-Action Shadowguy Check Useless analysis Boogie Dance, don't get hit! Sharpshoot Light 'em up S-Action R-Action Shuttah Check EasyPhoto Timely photo ToughPhoto Fast photo PowerPhoto Extra Mercy S-Action R-Action Zapper Check Useless analysis VolumeUp Bullets give big TP... Mute Tire enemies OffButton Turn it off S-Action R-Action Ribbick Check CroakOn Mercy by mashing CroakOnX Targets all by mashing S-Action 50% Mercy R-Action 25% and Tired Watercooler Check BegForMercy ActCool ActWarmer Flirt S-Action R-Action Check Useless analysis Bet Touch Green 4 Mercy Cheat TIRE Enemies, but... Bribe Give 150 POINTs to SPARE S-Action R-Action Elnina Check ILoveTV ILoveTVX IloveTV IloveTV Lanino Check ILoveTV ILoveTVX IloveTV IloveTV Rouxls Acting S Acting R Acting Tenna Check Minigame Play game Earn score ILoveTV S-Action Bet20 Bet30 No damage = points R-Action PopularBoy Ralsei HPChange =score Check HoldBreath S-Action R-Action Tenna ILOVETV Resist Elnina Check Umbrella Blocks bullets WarmHat Blocks bullets S-Action R-Action Lanino Telescope Blocks bullets Sunglasses Blocks bullets S-Action R-Action ================== scr_parallel_convo ================== * Anyway, so I've been thinking... * About some of those movies last night. * Think YOU could survive BLOOD CRUSHERS 2, Ralsei? * Haha, umm, I don't know, I've never seen a movie...! * Heh, really? * Would you want to? * H... huh? * Y'know. Come watch next time. Movies. * Oh...! That would... be nice, wouldn't it? * ... and then, like... * It doesn't have to just be movies, y'know? * You could even... like, go to school with us. * Then we could get him to do our homework, right, Kris? * I... * I'd... love to do your homework, Susie... * And then, like. * Best idea for last. * So there's this... Festival in a few days, right? * And, heh, maybe it's stupid, but... * Wouldn't it be kinda... fun? If we all went? * Um, by all, I mean Ralsei too, obviously? * Susie, I... Um, I'd... * I'd like nothing more! * I'd like nothing more than to go, Susie... * But... I... * But you... what? ============ scr_quiztext ============ COMMENT WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW? TV-THIRTY! TV TIME!!! PAST MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY TUESDAY THURSDAY Uhhh... BRAND A VALUES THIS RALSEI AT $8! WHAT'S THE TRUE VALUE!? HIGHER LOWER PRICELESS $32.00 MSRP Free if you steal it. My... value...? This...? Assuming you steal it. WHAT'S KRIS'S FAVORITE FOOD? CHOCOLATE PIE SALSA JAM Uh... Chocolate, duh. ... Chocolate, right? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW'S HOST? MR. TV GUY MR. LIL' NOSE MR. TENNA MR. EMAIL His LAST name? His LAST name. Um... WHAT IS THE HIGHLY MEMORABLE HEADING OF "TV TIME?" ~DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! ~MARVELOUS MYSTERY BOARD ~MAGICAL MYSTERY BOARD ~DON'T LICK THE SCREEN! This just makes sense. Everyone loves magic! WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS KID? SERIOUSLY I DON'T REMEMBER. LANCER DANCER PRANCER MR. GENEROSITY Easy. THIS THING SEEMS TO SUCK ASS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? APPARENTLY YOU MADE THIS AWFUL THING. EXCEPT FOR... WHAT? HEAD BODY LEGS SEEMS FINE IT'S ACCURATE Everything. Um, I think it's cute! I dunno. I didn't make this. Kris, help... WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS AWFUL GUY? PIPPS DICER TOYLET PIPPINS Gotta go with my gut. WHAT WAS ASRIEL'S FAVORITE CHARACTER IN SMASHING FIGHTERS? SWORD MAGICIAN BIG PENGUIN PURPLE DRAGON GREEN LIZARD Here's hoping your brother had taste. U-umm... WHAT DOES "CRT" STAND FOR, ANYWAY!? COOL RICH TENNA CATHODE RAY TUBE CLASSIC REAL TV CARTOONS Let's try flattery? Seems the least stupid. WHICH ONE OF THESE IS THE COMPOSITE VIDEO CABLE!? RED WHITE YELLOW NONE Shouldn't there be a hudmy cable? Wh... white...? WHICH TV CHANNEL IS THE MOST POPULAR!? THE WEATHER B&W GAME SHOWS NOIR MOVIE CHANNEL NONE OF THESE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS GUY'S NAME!? LANCER DANCER PRANCER MR. GENEROSITY It's Lancer. KRIS, WHICH SHOW WAS ASGORE'S FAVORITE!? COOKING SHOW NASTY MUSIC VIDEOS MONSTER MOVIES COWBOY SHOW Kris, uhh, you know, right? NOW WHEN DOES ASGORE'S FAVORITE COWBOY PUPPET SHOW AIR!? IT WAS CANCELLED IT WAS CANCELLED IT WAS CANCELLED IT WAS CANCELLED AREN'T YOU HAVING SO MUCH FUN? OF COURSE! OF COURSE! OF COURSE! OF COURSE! WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR, "TELEVISION?" MAN'S BEST FRIEND "THE GOOD STUFF" BETTER THAN EMAIL NEVER THROWN AWAY WHAT'S THIS BUTTON ON THE TELEVISION DO? ~NEVER PRESS IT ~I DON'T KNOW UNUSED ~I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY WHAT TIME ARE YOU GONNA WATCH TV TOMORROW? MORNING TIL NIGHT DUSK TIL DAWN ~BREAKFAST TO DINNER ~~I WON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH. I'LL WATCH IT FOREVER. IT'S ALL I HAVE. IT'S EVERYTHING TO ME. BRAVE AX WOODEN AX MANE AX BROKEN AX We freaking got this!!! SCARLET FOREST BLOCK FOREST RED FOREST DUST BUNNY FOREST Uh, it WAS red? I think it's... Then wait, what's Scarlet Forest again...? SPAGHETTICODE DICEBRACE ROYALPIN DAINTYSCARF Hell if I remember. WHO IS THE HORSE-LOOKING GUY IN THE GREAT BOARD? MR. GENEROSITY MR. ELEGANCE MR. TRANSQUILITY MR. SOCIETY It was... Mr. Something. They're all Mr. Something. WHAT ACTION IS EFFECTIVE ON HATHY? KISS FLIRT FLATTER COMPLIMENT ALL OF THESE ARE THE SAME!!! Umm, I didn't kiss anyone... ================ scr_recruit_info ================ Shadowguy Passionate about music, but often taken advantage of by sinister types. Creative Business CHAOS:MUSIC * (Seems to just be enjoying the musical ambience.) Shuttah Don't scream...! It's not the real monster, just the Darkner. Ooo la la. Fashion Shoot The word "ugly" COPY * Shush! Don't do the move... I am photographing the drink! Zapper A bouncer that favors brute force over beauty. Gets lost easily. Laser Tag Buttons Pushed ORDER:ELEC * Say da word, boss... I'll give dis drink a sip it won't forget. Ribbick A real dust... frog. Known to play dirty, but loves to play... dirty. Dusty Places Imposter FROG:DUST * (Looks like it want to be dabbed with rubbing alcohol.) Watercooler The chatty office star. Obviously quite a looker despite her prudish wear. Small talk Feeling contained WATER * (Seems like they're drinking water.) * (... feels questionable.) Pippins A sly customer that takes risk until luck strikes. ... cheating also works. Gacha Game Consequences CHAOS:LUCK * This drink's not mine? It's fine. I'm just keeping it warm. Elnina The weather girl who really "makes it rain." Like... with water, though. Lanino Being Alone WATER:ICE * Oh no, where's Lanino? He better not be having a team relationship... Lanino A charming weatherman who can control the weather. Which, seems like cheating. Elnina Being Alone FIRE:WIND * Haven't been on a date alone for a while! ... which, isn't a date. =================== scr_rhythmgame_draw =================== BIG COMBO ======================== scr_rhythmgame_notechart ======================== WHEN THE DEMON HEART IS CRYING WHEN THE HAPPY HEART IS SMILING AND THE BLOOD IS GUSHING BRIGHT AND THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR THE BURNING FIGHT RAISE UP YOUR HAT FOR A FUNNY SIGHT WHEN YOUR HOPE IS SLOWLY DYING WHEN YOUR CAT IS SLOWLY SIGHING AND YOUR FUTURE'S LOST ITS RIGHTS AND ITS FUR IS LOOKING WHITE RAISE UP YOUR BAT AND FACE THE FRIGHT MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR MAT FOR MITES LET'S KNOCK EM DEAD INTO THE NIGHT LET'S GET YOUR FRIENDS AND FLY A KITE Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way Because I'm with you in the dark With your heart as my mark Which shall guide you the way, through the waves WHEN THE DEMON HEART IS CRYING WHEN THE SLEEPY DUCK IS CRYING AND THE BLOOD IS GUSHING BRIGHT AND THE MOM IS KISS GOODNIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR THE BURNING FIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT FOR BASEBALL DELIGHT WHEN YOUR HOPE IS SLOWLY DYING WHEN YOUR PANCAKE'S SLOWLY FRYING AND YOUR FUTURE'S LOST ITS RIGHTS AND YOUR FUTURE'S REALLY BRIGHT RAISE UP YOUR BAT AND FACE THE FRIGHT BRING EXTRA SMORES TO THE CAMPSITE LET'S KNOCK EM DEAD INTO THE NIGHT I BET MY FRIENDS STILL WANT A BITE ============ scr_roomname ============ Dark World Green Room TV World - Before the Show Cold Place TV World - Entrance TV World - Goulden Sam TV World - Concert TV World - Cooking Show ================ scr_shop_vending ================ ITEM Even non-TVs can eat it HP+100 ITEM Full of nutrient HP+80 ITEM Members discount deal! HP+80 ITEM Classy meal for big shots HP+140 ARMOR Gain more TP from bullets ARMOR Fragrant armor WEAPON Tsun-type armaments WEAPON Smelly weapon WEAPON Weaklings can flex too ============= scr_spellinfo ============= Many different skills. It has nothing to do with magic. UltraHeal UltraHeal An awesome healing spell. ... right? =================== scr_spellmenu_setup =================== ILoveTV ILoveTV ============= scr_spelltext ============= * ~1 cast ULTRAHEAL! * ~1 used the TVDINNER! * ~1 used the PIPIS! * ~1 used the FLATSODA! * ~1 used the TVSLOP! * ~1 used the EXECBUFFET! * ~1 used the DELUXEDINNER! =============== scr_teevie_quiz =============== WHAT'S THE REWARD FOR C-RANK? CANDY COOLER WHO RUNS THE GREEN ROOM CONCESSIONS? RAMB ROMB KRIS'S LAST NAME!? DREEMURR DREEMURE WHAT WAS YOUR RANK ON BOARD 1!? WHICH NUMBER IS BIGGER? WHICH NUMBER IS SMALLER? WHAT LETTER DOES ABSORB BEGIN WITH? WHAT LETTER DOES BANANA BEGIN WITH? WHAT LETTER DOES ABSORB END WITH? WHAT LETTER DOES BANANA END WITH? WHAT LETTER DOES APPLEBABABA END WITH? WHAT LETTER DOES BANANABABABA BEGIN WITH? CHOOSE A! CHOOSE B! ======== scr_text ======== "* Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams." "* Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!" * That such a story, created for a such a simple purpose, Of course. Games are fun No * You seriously enjoy this? Yes No * (Looks like a game console.) * (Play it?) Buy Don't Buy * (POINTs to ITEMs!) * (Use the vending machine?) Yes No * Kris, heheh! Just between us... You like gambling? * ... that's not true. You just like cheating. * ... What happened to your GUTS? Come on, have some higher stats! Buy something Talk more Nothing else * Oi, Kris, luv! It's me, Ramb! You and your brother took me here from the Library! * How're they all? Queen still bossy? Swatch still got a mohawk? And that salesman... * Right, the store, the store! If you want anything, just use your POINTs! * Kris, luv! If you've got POINTs, we've got ITEMs! * You want to buy something using your POINTs? That's lovely, Kris! * Gotta use that vending machine though. Tenna doesn't like us... touching the POINTs. * Keep your chin up, Kris! This whole house is your friend! Enter Do not * (Exclusive changing room for S-Rank players only!) Play Don't play * (A game system is set up, but strictly, and rules are written down...) * Wanna play, Ralsei? It's got racing... * M... me? No, I'd rather just watch you two! * Fine. Kris, let's go! * Wanna race? * Okay, no one is any fun apparently. Yes No * (It's a suspicious drawer... open it?) Strike a cool pose Strike a glamorous pose Buy Don't Buy * (Due to the devaluation of POINTs as currency...) * (This machine now only accepts DARK DOLLARS.) * (We apologize for the convenience.) * (POINTs to ITEMs!) * (Use the vending machine?) $50 -> 10 PTs $250 -> 60 PTs $1000 -> 250 PTs Don't exchange * Exchange $ into POINTs? * (Points exchanged.) * (Not enough money.) Sarcasm Everything I say is serious * Heh, that's obviously sarcasm, right? Yes No * (It's Elnina's controller. Take it?) * (You can now play as Elnina.) * Just take it, dumbass. * (You were forced to unlock playing as Elnina.) Here to cheat Got Lost looking for Lancer Fight it out Get Caught Got Lost looking for the exit Back here to do good deeds * You aren't supposed to be back here. Explain yourself! Obviously No thanks * Y'know if you lick old screens it makes rainbows? * Heh, 'course you would know that... weirdo. * Dude, I wasn't saying we do it RIGHT NOW. Explain please Let's go! * Need any other instructions, or should we start the FINAL MATCH!? Still not ready Ready * Kris, are we all ready to start Round 2? * Yeah, what's the rush, anyway? Sleep Do not * (It's a couch, for sleeping.) * (If you go back to sleep, you may miss a lot of important things.) * (Will you go to sleep?) Buy Don't Buy * (POINTs to ITEMs!) * (Use the vending machine?) Give 1500 POINTs No thanks * Hey! Hey, you! You wanna be an S rank, don't you... * Well, you didn't hear it from me, but I might know a way. * I just need 1500 POINTs. * Yeah, yeah. 1500 POINTs. * Lessee... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... Hey, this isn't enough! * If you don't have enough now, it's too late! Try harder next time! * Well, your loss. ... or, I guess you won. But poorly. Right? Instructions please Let's go Enter Code Do Not * (It's a door with a PARENTAL LOCK system to prevent the viewing of R-RATED MOVIES.) * (It's a door with a PARENTAL LOCK system to prevent the viewing of MUSIC VIDEOS.) * (It's a parental lock. It seems to be undefined.) Super fun Eh * Oi, Kris! How were the games, luv? * I see, I see... It's all well and good if you feel that way. * Ol' man Tenna's got to have SOMEONE appreciate him, I suppose... * See, I KNEW you wouldn't like it. Something's missing, right? * Some action... Some mystery... Maybe some more... freedom? * (Just between you and me, if you can get in the S-Ranker's room...) * (Good thing we've got the REAL game, eh, luv?) Yes Not yet... * Um, shall we go back to the stage now? Need instructions Don't need instructions to rock * Haha! Just kidding! Anyway, are you ready to ROCK!? Cheater Not Really * You's a cheater, ain't ya. Where I came from Here Nowhere * Now, honesty, that'll take you somewhere. * Where you headed? * Then we's got no business! * The entrance...? That can be arranged. * The entrance...? Well, it's blocked by a puzzle. Solve it and head left. * That can be arranged. * You's was already heading that way, weren't ya, Kris? No Yes I'm a cheater * Da boss is lookin' for cheaters. You's ain't seen any cheaters, have ya? * Too bad... naw, too good. * Too good... naw, too bad. * What the -- say it in da cage! Yes Not Yet * Kris, all done? * That can be arranged... * Kris, what's that TICKET? Nevermind, hurry or Mr. Tenna's gonna get mad. * Good. I hadn't arranged the way back yet. Fight him Press his buttons Don't do anything * (Seems pretty suspicious to me...) Sign Don't * (Wants an autograph.) Buy TV Dinner for $250 Don't * Kris! This world doesn't take cash. Instead, you'll earn POINTs! * (So how about one last chance to use your $$$...?) * (Need any items?) * ... actually, you don't have any money. * Gee, ever think of saving some from your other adventures...? * ... you already have too much stuff! * ... wait, you don't have any money anyway. Love Hate * (It's a moral choice...) * (... and it seems you've already chosen.) Yes ... ... Yes * The only ranch WE need is "cool," right, Kris? * Exactly. Playing games Nothing * What the hell took you so long? My rank, my rewards? What's in each door? Don't Yes No * (The sign says "BALL MACHINE User's Guide. Read it?") * ("Welcome to BALL MACHINE. Insert points to gain PRIZES.") * ("The minimum is 100 POINTs. MORE POINTs increase GOLD CHANCE.") * ("Even if you miss GOLD PRIZE, next time GOLD CHANCE increases faster!") * ("HIT the GOLD PRIZE, GOLD CHANCE will reset... etc.") * ("You turned to the camera and thanked Tenna for a great toy! Thanks, Tenna!") * (... is, all part of what it said on the sign.) * (The sign says "You didn't choose to read the User's Guide. Avert eyes!") Check scores Tips and Tricks Nothing * (It's a poster for the COOKING CHALLENGE!) * (Here are some tips for the HIGH SCORES.) * (The taller a stack you throw, the more points you get!) * (SPECIAL GUESTS are worth more points!) * (Jumping over fire is worth 2 points...) * (And, catching food while jumping is worth 1 point!) Check scores Tips and Tricks Nothing * (It's a poster for the ROCK VIDEO!) * (Tips and tricks to ROCK OUT!) * (Perfect timing means extra points! A GOLD LIGHT means you nailed the note!) * (LEFT and RIGHT can be used to play notes as well!) * (Make sure to HOLD DOWN THE BUTTON for long notes.) Check scores Tips and Tricks Nothing * (It's a poster for the MONSTER MOVIE!) * (It's a giant monster movie! Bash everything!) * (Destroy all houses in one attack for BONUS POINTs!) * (Survive at the end for the highest score...!) * (There are no rewards for getting a high score though.) Play COOKING SHOW Quit * (It's the door to the COOKING SHOW! Play it!?) Play ROCK VIDEO Quit * (It's the door to the ROCK VIDEO! Play it!?) Normal Mode Difficult Mode Don't play * (Which mode will you play on?) Pay 500 points Don't * Hey, hey! This here's an extra special game... It's LOCKED, you know! * That is... unless you pay 500 POINTs. * (You handed over 500 POINTs.) * Seriously? A REAL gamer would pay ANY transaction! Play MYSTERY GAME Play MONSTER MOVIE Quit MYSTERY GAME MONSTER MOVIE * (It's the door to the ~1! Play it!?) Enter Do not * (It's a manhole...) * (You went in the manhole...) Enter Do not * (The door says "Exclusive Z-RANK changing room!") Help or Don't Help Pick him up No response * Susie! Blue Kris! I'm doing my Hurricane Attack. Want to help!? * Obviously. * Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin... See what Susie's doing Let's just chill dude * And just watch from here...? Eyes closed Eyes open * Like... chill with our eyes closed? Your face No * Would you... like to talk about something? * ... umm, okay! Seen it before Cute Unique * H-huh? M... My face...? Talking Trying to close eyes and think about Susie * So what the hell were you two doing? He's fun He sucks Let's go Wait * ... we gotta tell Tenna this is the last game. * Yeah... * Uh, okay. Let me talk Nah * ... huh? Kris, you really want to talk to Tenna? * Whatever you wanna do, I guess... * ... yeah. Lanino Nothing * Oh, you three! It's me, Elnina! I've never felt more moisturized! * The single life's never felt this cool and collected! Ask me about anything! You're strong and independent Your forecast is love * Without him to balance me, my only forecast is rain... running down my face. Weather report Nothing * Oh, you three! It is I, Lanino. The Green Room was, BUSY, so I'm in here. * Need any, ahem, assistance from a brave and independent moon? You're strong and independent Your forecast is love * Without her moisture, my heart and skin have become so... so, dry. Ask Susie how she's doing Ask Ralsei how he's doing Don't * (I wonder if you should... ask Susie how she's doing...?) I'm not a dream Your friendships are real Sucks to be you * (... doesn't mess me up so much.) It's ok to take it easy Stay on task * I accidentally forgot about everything for a moment. I'm not going with her I'm saying it's from me Of course * ... and tell Susie it was from me...? Noelle Ralsei or bust Berdly Not going * H... huh? Kris, but... * Who... are you intending to go with...? Yes No * CHALLENGE AGAIN!? * Do you want to CHALLENGE AGAIN!? Hear more Enough Hear more No more Hear more Please no more Yes No * Don't bother, Kris. Ramb's already turned to stone a bit ago... * He was a plug, but because you played with him like any other toy, it made him feel special. * Might have given him a little bit of an ego, in fact... * Wanna hear more? * Always condescending to any plan, saying "what's best for Kris?" * Couldn't get rid of him, so Tenna made him "work the stand"... * Us from Card Castle fit in fine. Him? He never really belonged. * His first day at this stand, he joked "how about the usual?"... no one laughed! * Mixing drinks alone for himself, he wasn't allowed to handle the points... * No one will shed a tear for him. Inside, he was probably stone already. * Ramb... well, he was like Tenna, I guess. * Two guys trapped in the past... just different ones. * Well, that's a relief. 50 PTs -> $50 200 PTs -> $250 1000 PTs -> $1500 Don't exchange * Exchange POINTs into $? * (Points exchanged.) * (Not enough points.) Buy 1 for $300 Buy 3 for $800 Nope * Been a while! I got caught smuggling TV Dinners for DARK DOLLARS. * But that hasn't stopped me. Wanna buy a TV Dinner? * You're the jerk wanted for violence, right? * ... heh, I can't believe I'm dealing with a criminal. * How about it? Want to buy a TV Dinner? * TV Dinner? * ... you already have too much stuff! * Hey! Looks like you couldn't carry all 3. * That's okay... I'll still keep your money anyway. * ... what? Hey, look who you're doing business with. * ... wait, you don't have any money anyway. TV World Entrance Goulden Sam Green Room Cancel * (It's a door.) * (Where will you go?) * (But nothing happened.) * (You doorn't.) * (Amazingly, you are already there.) * (The door opened...) * (You tried to use the console, but nothing happened.) Read it Don't read it * Huh? It's a "reminder manual" I was revising... * How'd it get here, exactly? * (SPARE enemies whose names become YELLOW!) * (Use PACIFY on TIRED enemies whose names are BLUE!) * (And... remember Susie and Ralsei's S-Action and R-Action, too!) A tea that has deteriorated after a short while due to its poor craftsmanship. +10HP RottenTea Heals 10HP Yuck. Um? No flavor... anymore. * ~1 used the ROTTEN TEA! ============== scr_weaponinfo ============== Saber10 A saber made of 10 cactus needles. Fortunately, can deal more than 10 damage. Nah, I'd snap it. You want to... pierce my ears...? (I'm not against using it, but...) ToxicAxe An axe used to clear wastelands in a fetid swamp. Not poison, but gross. Eat dirt, losers. Could I wash it off first? N-no way! Susie wouldn't use that! FlexScarf A scarf that is warm and fuzzy, but with a metal core that lets it keep its shape. Looks like a giant caterpillar. So pliable, like me! Twist it and... it's a wreath! BlackShard A dagger-like shard of the Black Knife. Strikes the weakness of dark-element enemies. ... how is this a weapon? I... shouldn't use it. ▀▀██▄▄▄▄ ● ▄▄▄▄██▀▀ ▲ CHAPTER 4 ▲ ▼ ====== UNUSED ====== I'm starting to lose track of the time. Has it been days? Hours? If someone told me it's been years, I might believe them... Before, the sun came up, And so many wonderful things happened that made time meaningful. Things like breakfast, or late night TV... In this place, I don't eat or drink anymore. I can't tell if I'm awake or dreaming. I can't even tell if I'm dead or alive. It's just nothing but pitch black silence. ... except for the noise. The scratching noise I sometimes hear... This sounds crazy, but even though no one can hear me, When I hear that noise, I feel like someone's listening. Anyone, if you're there... thank you. ==================== obj_balthizard_enemy ==================== Hm, what's all this now? H-hey!! We're fighting!! Get out of here!! I see, I see. Well, you kids have fun! ... anyone, uh, got any left? Slow down. Take it easy. Glory, memory. Sit back, relax. A nice massage. Let's burn rubber! Strike while the iron is hot! Inferno, Inferno! Ah! That wakes me up!!! What a blast! Hoh hoh! No. * Balthizard clambers slowly. * Balthizard releases a plume of sickly sweet nostalgia. * Balthizard breathes a fog of sunbeam on warm wood. * Balthizard spins the scent of a rainy, grassy day. * Balthizard coughs plumes like old pillows on golden hair. * Balthizard coughs scentlessly. * Balthizard laughs plumes of heart-shaped gas. * Balthizard releases a scent of candles and chamomile. * Balthizard burns with taco-scented excitement. * Balthizard became TIRED! * BALTHIZARD - An ancient aromancer. Punishes intruders with beautiful scent. * Press Left and Right rapidly to shake! * Press Left and Right rapidly to shake! * Ralsei lit up! * The room got smokey! * Other enemies became TIRED! * You used Old Man. How's it going? Ya winning, kids? You kids mus' be getting hungry battling. Some candy? * Called the OldMan! Nothing happened! Not now, old man! We're in the middle of this! I was about to... dang it, you made me forget! * (Susie forgot what she was about to do! Her move got cancelled!) Now you go easy on them, you hear? They're still learnin'. * (The enemies' attack power went down!) Hell yeah, we'd -- No! No way, we don't need that now! Suit yourself! * Everyone except Susie got candy! * Susie shakes Balthizard! * Ralsei shakes Balthizard! ============= obj_baseenemy ============= * Placeholder Message A~1. * Placeholder Message B~1. * Placeholder Message C~1. * Placeholder Message D~1. * Damaged message ~1. BottomLeft RightTop MidMid Right BottomMid rightmid BottomMid leftmid BottomMid * ENEMY - AT 1 DF 1 * Susceptible to Brainshock. * You warned the enemy. * It guarded from Susie's attack. * Its body was filled with a kind feeling. * Kris's simul act! * Kris decided to have a really long message when acting alone. * Its body will result in a speech after attack. * Its body became tired. * Susie's unique act A!. * Susie's simul act! * Ralsei's unique act A!. * Ralsei's simul act! HOMING DIAMONDS! RISING DIAMONDS! SWORD THROW! * You taunted the enemy. It will now throw swords this turn! ==================== obj_battlecontroller ==================== ??? * You won! * Got ~1 EXP and ~2 D$. * Susie's heal power increased! ============== obj_bell_enemy ============== Bubell, bubell, toil and trubell. Trembell with trebell. Wobbell, rumbell, tinkle and tumbell! Lament-a-bell, Miser-a-bell, Un-stop-a-bell! I am humbelled. * Wicabel rings a haunting hex. * Wicabel creates a cursing clamor. * Wicabel spins like a musicbox ballerina. * Wicabel emits classical music. * Smells like damp wood and rust. * Wicabel harkens hexes hoarsely. * Wicabel plays peacefully. * Wicabel chimes a sleeping spell. * Press button with the right timing! * WICABEL - A metal mage. When out of tune, she's unpredictabell. * All musical ACTs became stronger! * Perfectly in tune!~1 * Somewhat in tune!~1 * A bit off-tune!~1 * Susie hammers a bell! * Ralsei tapped a bell! ========================= obj_bell_enemy_tuning_box ========================= HIT IT! ================= obj_bibliox_enemy ================= Mumble, mumble... To by, or not to by? Lauren Ipsome, Lauren Ipsome. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Human soles, monster soles, Book soles... ... whose do we? Whose do we decimal... * Bibliox rearranges bookmarks in his beard. * Bibliox conjures letters in the air. * Bibliox augurs with alphabet soup. * Bibliox mumbles a hymn... but, the lyrics were mistaken. * Bibliox is mumbling and bumbling. * Smells like parchment. * Bibliox looks ragged. * Bibliox's beard flaps happily. * Bibliox can't keep its pages open. * BIBLIOX - A worldly wizard that cast spells by spelling. * Unfortunately prone to typos. * Select the right spelling! * Susie attempted to read! * ... But there were no pictures! * ... Susie fell asleep!!! * Susie? * Ralsei wore reading glasses! ============= obj_ch4_DCA01 ============= * Kris... Kris, hey, wait!! Look!! * The fountain's just up there!! * Well, that was easy. * Heh, too bad, was looking forward to another adventure... * But, guess we gotta do what we gotta... * What the... * Y... You! * D... dammit... * Kris! Don't waste any time on me! I'll heal myself! * This is... our chance to get them...! Go! * KRIS!!! N... NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!! * ATTACK THEM!!! * ... KRIS...!!! ============= obj_ch4_DCA02 ============= * Damnit... what is it doing here...? * I guess it made the fountain, and now... * ... it's looking for someone else to... * ... * ... let's go. * K... Kris!? * Kris, you... the glass, I didn't notice... it... * You're bleeding... * Umm, I'll... Here, let me heal it! * Th... that wasn't enough, huh... * ... where... is it... * Hey, Ralsei! Ralsei! * ... S-Susie!? * Hey, Ralsei, Kris is... * Kris...!? * Could you tell me how to... * Susie, could you move out of the way? * Kris... Kris, are you okay? * Umm, I tried to uh, heal, but... * Susie, I know you were just trying to help, but... * If someone's really hurt, don't... try to fix it alone, okay? * ... uh, yeah. Okay. Got it. * So, hey, uh, ~1's together! * We gonna, uh, pose now? * Right! Um, sure! * Anyway, let's go... * ... ============= obj_ch4_DCA04 ============= * Hey! * Hey, that's us, right? * Yes, Susie! We are the Heroes of the Prophecy... * ... Which, I, was trying to explain when we met... * Okay, yeah, yeah, I get it. * Yeah, guess you said something like that, huh. * Still... kinda... cool to see us up there, y'know? * ... Kinda makes me feel like... * H-huh!? * Hey, who the hell's messing with us!? * ... * (No answer...) * ... Let's be careful. * Look! Light! * Alright you losers... * BRING IT ON!!! * Whatcha doin'? * Wh... who... huh... what the HELL are YOU doing!? * Lookin' for the light switch. * But, hrm. Seems I got a little lost. * You wouldn't mind walking me back to my study, wouldja? * Got something I gotta finish writing, y'see... * Yeah, uh, no. We're kinda in a hurry here. * We can't just babysit every random Darkner we meet. * Ah, I see, I see. Good enough reason, that one. * So anyway, we'll be... * What's a Darkner, anyhoo? * You mean you don't... * (Kris, if this guy's not a Darkner, then...) * (Ugh, things'll get messy if he gets hurt!) * Fine! You can go with us. Just don't slow us down. * Hmm, alright, alright. You got it, little missy! ============= obj_ch4_DCA05 ============= * (There is a distinct lack of steppable objects in that direction.) * Hmm... I've a mighty hankerin' to read a book. But I just can't reach... * Can it, old man. What's this look like, a library? * Now, the hell do we get this open? * (You investigated the climbable stool.) * 'Scuse me, miss, wouldja mind helpin' me reach this book? * Not now, dude. I'm solving the door. * Ralsei, help him reach the thing. * Of course! * There's something you can stand on right here! * Um, anyone, um... feel free to... step on me. * Miss, I think I still need your help. * Alright, FINE. * Here, will you take this and - * Hey, the door opened! Let's go! * Much obliged. * (Hey, if I don't get to skip the puzzle, you don't either!) ============= obj_ch4_DCA07 ============= * Oh, so you decided to come by? Thanks! * (Dammit.) * You, um... haven't seen a shadowy figure, have you? * Hm... now that you mention it... Just before you came in... * A figure with a sword flew in that door up there. * But, it's locked with some contraption. * I reckon if you could get to the East Belltower, you might be able to open it... * But, scalin' the Belltower doesn't seem easy without tools. * Meanwhile, the Northwest Library's got lots o' nice books. * Might help ya take your mind off it! It's that upper left door. * (Yeah, like we're gonna waste time wandering around there...) ============== obj_ch4_DCA08A ============== * Looks kinda like... notes? * Kris, maybe you can play 'em on a piano somewhere? * Good idea, Susie! But, doesn't the song look, um... * ... a little unfinished? * ... huh? Yeah, guess we gotta find the other half? * It's probably close. Let's go. * Oh, Kris! It's the second half of the melody! * Now, you just need to play it... * Yeah, unless there's, like, a third half. * (Um... there isn't.) ============== obj_ch4_DCA08B ============== * Amazing, Kris! You already knew the answer... * ... You must really... know a lot of things, don't you. * Amazing, Kris! You solved it without the second hint... * ... You must really... be an expert on the prophecy. * Nice, Kris! * All we had to do was follow the prophecy thing. * If it's that easy, maybe we should just do whatever it says? * How about it, Ralsei. Wanna memorize it for us? * ... umm, that's okay, Susie. I already know it. * Oh, okay, sweet. ============== obj_ch4_DCA08C ============== * ... hey, Ralsei. If you know the whole prophecy already... * ... why didn't you just say how to do the piano? * H-huh...? Well, I just thought... * I just thought, isn't it better if I don't... say anything? * ... * Why? * Um... * H-Hey, I think I found a light! * Wh-whoops!! * O... ow... * Here, lemme... * Everyone feeling better? * ... uh, yeah. Thanks. ============== obj_ch4_DCA08D ============== * ... VERY WELL... IF YOU COME CLOASER TO THIS PLACE... * ... THEN YOU MAY FIND... * ... THE DARK... * ... HAS COME TO YOU!!! * THE LAIGHT... NOT THE LAIGHT!!!! * NOOOOOOO!!! * N... NO... DOAN'T LOOK... I'M... I'M... * I'M TOO SCAIREY!!! * Are you all right? The chandelier... It... * OUCHI... OHHH, IT HOARTS... IT HOARTS... * EVERYTHING... SO BRAIGHT... CULDN'T SEE... * HEAD HIT SHANDALIERE... * We're sorry, we were just looking for a way... * OH... MY HEAD... IT HOARTS... IT HOARTS INSIDE * Um, don't worry! We know how to use healing, so... * HMM... * OAAAHHHH IT STILL HOARTS!!!!!!!!! * H-huh? Sorry, I guess I'll, um, try it again...! * Umm, maybe I could... * Susie...? * Umm, nothin'. Nevermind. * ... * How's the adventure, hero? * ... Old man? * Shouldn't you be busy... writing a letter or something? * ... Shouldn't you be helping that pumpkin fella? * Nah, Ralsei's got it covered. I... I quit. * Quit? Quit what? * You know. Healing. That green sparkle thing. * Hmm. So you don't like doing it? * Well, uh... I dunno, actually. * At first, I was really... I was really excited I could do it. * But like... I sort of realized... * I just suck at it. Heh. * What if you practiced? Put a little shell into it. * I mean, I kind of... When people aren't looking... * I was kind of trying to practice a little, but... * I sorta realized, y'know? * I'll never be as good as Ralsei, so what's the point? * So everyone can see how... bad I am? * I should just stick to what I'm good for. * Y'know... uh... hurting people... magic. * Hm. Is that so. * Didn't take you for a purple bellied coward. * Coward...? Hey, what do you mean by that!? * You're afraid of making some little green sparkles. * Look, just CASTING it isn't a big deal! * Alrighty then... * Here. * What? * I pricked my finger with my pen earlier. * If yer not a coward, give me your best shot! * Fine, if it gets you to shut up! * Take this!! * OH!!!! THE OUCHI... THE HOART... IT'S GONE!!! * ... Susie? * Susie, that was a great idea! * H-huh? * I was wondering why my healing wasn't working... * I suppose... I was only healing the outside. * But Susie, your healing blast seemed to hit the spot! * Huh? * Well, heh, I was uh, actually just trying to heal that old man... * ... Old... man? * Yeah, he's... * ... * Huh. Guess he left. Heh. * Well, Mr. Jack is better, so let's be on our way! * YOU... GIRL... YOU HELPED ME... * Hey, it was, uh... * YOU THREE... MY FRAINDS!!! * ME NAME IS JACKENSTEIN. * I WAS BULLYED, AND HAITED BY THE OTHERS, FROAM MY LARGE AND UGLY BODDY. * I WAS BANNISHED TO THE DARK ZONE, ONLY TO APPEAR ON FESTIVAL NAIGHT... * I WAIR THIS MASK, BEACAUSE MY TRUE FAICE, SCAIRES EVEN MYSELF. * COVER YOUR EAYES... * Umm, actually, it's kind of cu-- * ACTUALLY IT'S TOO SCAIRY * YES. ME NEATHER. * THE POINT IS... YOU THREE... ARE MORE DIFFERENT, THEN THE OTHERS. * YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... * YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB. * TAKE THIS... MY FRAINDS... MY CLAIMBING SET. * (You got the ClaimbClaws.) * IT'S TOO SMALL FOR ME * (Hey, uh, Kris?) * (... can't guarantee it will be any good, but, uh...) * (Y'know, feel free to ask me to heal again. If you need it.) * How's this? Feel better? * NO... STILL HOARTS... * Oop, my letter! ============= obj_ch4_DCA09 ============= * So, that, uh, piano thingy... * ... maybe the notes we gotta play are in a book? * Hey guys! There's something weird about this one! * It looks just like the one that the old man... * ... * Hey, look, it did something! * ... * Kris, rather than following her... * Why don't we just... close our eyes... * And think about what she might be doing in there? * Then, let's close our eyes... * H-huh? But, you know, Susie might want to be... * It, it might be nice if she had this chance to... * ... * Perhaps if you just closed them for a moment? * ... * Perhaps if you just, closed your eyes in general? * Maybe we could think of someone else? * ... * If that's what you want, Kris! * I got the puzzle solution, let's just go! * (You closed your eyes.) * (The image of the Knight began to fade into your mind.) * (The image changes... the helmet begins to come off.) * (Suddenly, you tried extremely hard to picture Jockington.) * (Jockington is in a nest, and the soccer balls are his eggs.) * (Temmie shows up, and is mad that one of the soccer balls is...) * (...) * (You realized you could just open your eyes.) * Thank you... * Kris! Hey, Kris! Y... you okay!? * You were just standing there, with your eyes closed... * Then you just started... breathing hard, and... * Here, get up. * Ralsei, where the heck were you? * H-huh? I was... um... I... * I got the puzzle solution, let's just go! * Hey, I, uh, got the music copied down, kinda. * Might not be perfect, but, uh... * Ralsei, where the heck were you? * H-huh? I was... um... I... * I got the puzzle solution, let's just go! ============= obj_ch4_DCA10 ============= * Alright, we're finally almost back to the fountain... * Wait a second there! * I got somethin' for ya... * Hey, we're about to go end this dream, so... * Good timing! I just about finished my letter. * Ya mind deliverin' it for me? * ... deliver it? * Like I said, when we wake up, it'll be gone, so... * Yep, that's what I mean. * This letter... just have a read of it for me. * Then, when you wake up... * ... write it all back down, okay? * Me? Rewrite ALL of it? Why don't you just... * This old mind's gotta get some help remembering it. * ... Alright. Fine. I'll take a look. * ... * ... * Okay. Got it. * I, uh, might... miss a few things. * ... You sure you want ME to do it? * Long as you got the point, the words don't matter. * ... okay, sure. * By the by... * ... mind telling your friend somethin' for me? * Huh? Sure. * Hey, Kris, he asked if we ever looked at the fireplace... * ... seems like... uh, a quest, thing? Up to you, though. * ... see you later, old man! * Alright, let's go get that fountain. ============= obj_ch4_DCA12 ============= The DARK FOUNTAIN... ... Why... Aren't they stopping us from sealing it...? ... Well, guess I'm not complaining. Kris... do your thing. ============= obj_ch4_DCA13 ============= * ... * Guess the sun went down, huh... * ... * Damn, Kris! Look under the door! * That weird smoke... no way... * You don't think... there's another Dark World!? * Damnit, that means the Knight is still... * It's locked... * Ugh, it's a stupid numbers lock again! * ... too hard to break, either. * ... Guess we... * ... Guess we can try looking for the combination... * C'mon. * Hey... shouldn't the old man be around here? * We gotta get him out of here... * Plus, he probably knows where a code is, right? ============= obj_ch4_DCA14 ============= * Hey old man, you sleeping in here? * ... guess not... * Hey, this is that priest guy's desk. * The code to the door could be in here... * Huh...? * Dude, there's a glass case in here. * But... it's weird. The outside is clean, but... * The inside is... covered in dust? * ... huh? Dude, it's just a dusty... * H... hell no, you don't mean... * When monsters die, their dust is... is buried... * Hey, Kris!? * Why the hell does the pastor have that in his...!? * Huh? There's a hammer inside... and a... * ... A photo of... * The old man!? * ... The old man... * I don't really get it, but... * Somehow, the Dark World, it... * For a moment, it must've like... revived him. * ... * ... But, I think he knew... * I think he knew he was... * Kris, he wanted me to write a letter. * A letter to "Alvin"... I think that's... this pastor guy. * ... * Gimme a sec. * Alright. Got it. * Let's go, Kris. ============= obj_ch4_DCA15 ============= * ... Kris... * We... haven't gotten any closer to opening this door. * ... * But... I have an idea. * I think he might know. * The old man. He could know... how to open it. * Kris, you're thinking what I'm thinking, right? * ... Let's make a Dark World. * ... So, uh, how the hell do you do that again? * Queen said... concentrate and stab into the earth. * Got anything sharp? * Heh... * ... hey, Kris, you NORMALLY carry this around? * Alright... well, let's give it a try. * Concentrate on what I want, and... ============= obj_ch4_DCB01 ============= * I... I actually did it. * Hey, Kris, I made a Dark Fountain! * Pretty cool, right...? Heh. * Maybe I'll let you do it next time. * Let's go. ============= obj_ch4_DCB02 ============= * Susie... * That wasn't the old man. * H... huh? * One of the statues in his shape from his study... * It must have begun moving when you made this Dark World. * A... a statue...? Then... the old man...? * He's... not in this world, sadly. * Darkners patterned after the memory of a loved one... * Tend to only appear in very specific darknesses. * ... even if we tried to bring him to Castle Town, he... * THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING EARLIER!? * H... huh? * First the roaring thing, then you not being real... * And now THIS!? What's wrong with you!? * If you KNOW something, why don't you just-- * TELL us! * I * I'm * I'm sorry, I * I know so many things, I * I know so many things I, don't know. When to say them. * I don't want... to say them. To... worry... you two. * So I end up... I end up not saying... anything. * What do you mean... You know so many things? * About the "rules" of this world. About the prophecy. * About... what the prophecy... says will happen. * I didn't ask to know, but I do. * I... I'm sorry if it creeps you out! * I'm sorry if I... don't tell you everything. * It's just... sometimes, knowing things... * It hurts. * And if anyone's going to hurt... * Let it... just be me, okay? * ... * Oops, I... I'm sorry, haha, I... I... * Ralsei... * Is that... why you've been acting... so weird today? * Why you keep... * ... I... I've just been trying to stay ahead of you two. * So you don't have to see it. So you won't... * Because it would... * See... see what? * The ending... of the prophecy. * What, that... Last Prophecy thing...? * Susie, you... y-you didn't... * No, I mean, we almost did, but-- * Please. Please let me go ahead from now on. Please. * I'll do every area. I'll do all the work. * The next time, too. * You two can just hang out and... have fun! * I could do all the puzzles, I could... * Hey... look. It's okay, man. * That Last Prophecy thing... I don't need to see it. * So... if it helps, whenever you gotta... * You can go ahead alone. * But everything else? * We're doing it together. As a team. * And NOTHING'S gonna change that. * NOTHING! * Whether you like it or not, toothpaste boy! * Susie...! * Uhh, first noogie to make someone cry? * H-hahaha! Sorry! * I'm just... glad you're friends with me. * ... * I'll be more honest, Susie. I promise. * Even if it means... sounding... weird. * ... Ralsei? * You couldn't get any weirder if you tried. * You too, Susie! * ... uh, thanks. * ... well, let's get out of here, Kris. ============= obj_ch4_DCB03 ============= * ... Back again. * ... * ... huh... it really worked. * Now... ============= obj_ch4_DCC01 ============= * You...! * Nowhere to run this time, dumbass! * I dunno where you've put Toriel, but... it's over! * The Fountain's just past you, isn't it? * That means... we don't even have to beat you. * All we have to do is get PAST you... and it's over. * ... You... * You can't beat us in the Light World, can you?! * That's... why you keep running, isn't it? * Hey... hey, what's so funny? * Kris, why... are they laughing...? * You're laughing 'cause you know I'm right, don't you!? * You lose that Fountain, it's over!! * Don't... * DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FOUNTAIN!!! * Wh... what is that thing!? * It's... It's a Titan!! * The hell is a... * There's... there's no time to explain!! * Everyone, climb on! It won't attack itself!! ============= obj_ch4_DCC02 ============= * W... We did it... * ... * ... hey Kris, what's the deal with that red heart thing...? * Is that... your... * W-wait a sec! The old man! * C'mon!! We... we still gotta talk to him! * Kris! * Kris... Kris, you're alright...! * I can't believe... it actually worked! * We... actually defeated a Titan...! * If we can do that, then... * Kris, w... where's Susie? * SUSIE, WAIT!! ============= obj_ch4_DCC03 ============= * No... * SUSIE, STOP!!! * SUSIE, DON'T LOOK-- * S-Susie, I'm sorry, I-- * I, I'm sorry, I-- * I'm sorry, I-- * Shut up. * The hell are you apologizing for? * You're worried about THAT!? Seriously!? * ... this stupid prophecy? * Like something like that would happen. * I wouldn't let it happen... Kris wouldn't let it happen... * And obviously YOU wouldn't let it happen. * So... * Why wouldn't you laugh? * It's just stupid. * So stop crying, 'k? * Everything's gonna be all right. * Heh. * Hey, Kris. * Let's go seal the fountain, OK? * Susie... * ... she's... * She's a really really nice person, Kris. * How can she be so kind...? * ... how? * I'm sorry, Kris. * I'm sorry I didn't say the whole prophecy at first. * I just * I thought if I said something different * If we did something different * If we were just kind enough * Perhaps by the time we got here... it would change. * But... but no matter what we do... * Our fate... * ... is already decided. * ... * S-sorry... don't look at me... I... * I don't mean to always... * Make everything about me... * I'm sorry. I... * Everything's OK, Kris. Look, I... * I'm smiling! * K... Kris? Kris, you... * Haha... * I... I'm scared... * It's getting harder and harder * To just stand there smiling all the time. * To be the one * Pretending I'm not afraid, too. * But * I * Being with you two... * I... * The more I'm with you two, I realize... * Friendship... isn't just... * About being happy all the time. * It's something far, far greater than I could've imagined... * ... * I... I want to. I want to believe again. * I want to believe... it can change! * That there isn't just one ending! * Susie's hope... Her naive hope... * It's... infectious, isn't it, Kris? * ... So, until we see fate with our own eyes... * Let's believe, too. * I... I want to. I want to believe again. * I want to believe... it can change! * That there isn't just one ending! * But... * What would that be...? * If there was something else, what would it be...? * And how do we know * It wouldn't be something even worse? * ... * ... Kris... * Nevermind. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? * ... Kris, you can go to the fountain now. * Susie's waiting. * Of... of course! You can count on me! * I'll... make sure we... * ... have a wonderful adventure tomorrow! * The next day, too... * After all, that's what you want, isn't it? * ... * Umm... Kris? * You were * You were cool when you played the piano earlier! * (It seems the way is blocked.) * (You put out your hand...) * (And, just out of view, just perfectly out of view, * Another hand pressed against yours * And pushed you back.) ============= obj_ch4_DCC04 ============= * ... * Hey, Kris... * ... * Can I tell you * ... a stupid dream I have? * ... * No matter what * I... want to keep being friends with you and Ralsei. * When the sun comes up again... * I want tomorrow to be the same as yesterday. * And the next day * To be just the same as that. * That in the end * We can always go back to the way things were before. * ... * You don't have to say anything back, Kris. * I... * ... * I know... * You're thinking the same thing * ... aren't you, dumbass? * (Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything) * (Shined on in front of you, and for a moment) * (It was as if all the darkness had been blown away.) * (As if in imitation, your SOUL began to glow...) ============= obj_ch4_LWF01 ============= * ... Toriel? * ... * ... Hey, uh... Knight? * ... * Kris... * Was Toriel... even... * ... * ... let's just go. ============= obj_ch4_LWF02 ============= * ... * ... * It smells nice. * ... after the rain. ============== obj_ch4_LWF02A ============== * ... You hear that? * ... no? * ... * ... sounds like someone's playing a song out there. * ... * Y'know... on the other side of the lake. * ... what, I got something on my face or something? * ... huh? * ... Why are you talking... with your mouth closed? * ... "Nothing"? * ... then why'd you wait so long to say it? * ... * Guess we should go. * ... * Kris? * ... C'mon, we can't just sit here forever. * Kris... * Don't howl. ============= obj_ch4_LWF03 ============= * So, uh... do you mind if I... * (Um... Kris?) * Haha, I have not danced the "jitter bug" like this in ages! * well, you aren't bugging me, so jitter away. * Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!! * Are... we, uh... interrupting? Something? * Oh!! Kris!! Snoozie!! * No, no, you are not interrupting anything!! * We were looking for you at church, and... * Sorry, sorry, I cancelled choir practice today due to the rain. * The weather was so bad, and... * Err, Kris, Susie, have you met Mr. Sans? * heya. * Umm... * Oh! Susie, did you... want to stay over again...? * You could just sleep in, uhh, Asriel's bed! Haha! * I think I... * Gotta be going, actually... * Oh... alright. * See you later, honey!! * Err, I mean Susie!! Haha!! * ... later. * Kris, is... Susie OK? * hey, she'll be fine. * i'm sure she'll figure it all out. * meanwhile, let's get back to business. * kris, what about you? you wanna party? * Kris!! Party!! Party!! Board games!! * and hey, we don't gotta just do disco dancin', kid. * we can play some brand-new music too. * how 'bout we pump up the tunes? * Pump the tunes! Pump the tunes!! Pump the tunes!! * Hahaha!! * Kris? Where are you going? You're going to bed already? * There are pancakes in the fridge if you want them, dear... * Goodnight, honey! ============= obj_ch4_LWF04 ============= * Kris... are you there? * ... Then, I'll just leave a message. * You are going to the festival tomorrow, aren't you? * ... I just wanted to confirm. * Noelle said... * She's really looking forward to seeing you. ==================== obj_ch4_LWF04A_phone ==================== ... Kris... ... don't forget, Kris... ... you promised. ============== obj_ch4_LWF04A ============== * ... * ... We... aren't gonna let that happen... * ... right? ============== obj_ch4_PDC01A ============== The Knight... The Roaring Knight... ... The one who's making the dark. The one who's trying to destroy the world... ... so that's our enemy. Up until today... It felt kind of like no matter how serious our adventures got... They were just part of another world. ... But now... someone's taken Undyne... into the shelter. The real shelter. Kris... we have to do something, before she's... ... ... there's no point talking about it. Kris! Hurry up and seal the fountain! It's time to wake up... Kris, are you listening? It's time to... ============== obj_ch4_PDC01B ============== * (Just looking at the chair, your eyes began to close...) * Wake up! * Good morning, sleepyhead! Breakfast is waiting! * Kris! Hurry up or someone else'll eat it! ============== obj_ch4_PDC01C ============== * Oh, Kris. You were sleeping like a puppy. * Did you rest well? * Come to think of it, I had some very strange dreams. * Oh well! No more TV just before bed! * Kris, how the hell'd you sleep through breakfast like THIS!? * Butterscotch pancakes? INFINITE omelettes? * Living like this's gotta be a sin. * Oh, sinning! That reminds me! * Susie, how would you like to go to service with us today? * Sure. * Oh, wonderful! Just let me find some clothes for you... * Peachy. * THE HELL!? WE HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH!? * Damn it. I KNEW these pancakes were a trap. * Well, time for me to get the hell out... * Kris. Wait a sec. * You... Remember last night, right? * Undyne... that place she was taken to. * The shelter. * ... it's like... close to the church, right? * It's probably a long shot, but... * Maybe someone around there knows how to get in? * I mean... if we don't hurry and save her, then... * Susie, Kris, come and try on your clothes! * J... Just a sec!! * Here, try these on... * Sorry, Susie, all that fits you are Asriel's old clothes... * (Shut up!!! Don't say that!!) * (Shut up!!! This is your fault!!) * Well, shall we all... * Er, walk over together? * ... well, let's just get this over with. ============== obj_ch4_PDC01D ============== * Hey, the hell does your brother have all the prizes? * Wait a sec... * There you go. The Susie prize. For having me over your house. * ... what the hell is this giant bloodstain? * Just use VINEGAR, dumbass. Vinegar and hot water. Cleans it up. * ... look, we don't have time to... * (Somehow, you and Susie made time to clean up the stain.) * Dammit. We're gonna be late. Dammit. ============= obj_ch4_PDC02 ============= * (Alright, let's skip out!) * (... is what I would say if your mom didn't ask us...) * Alright, we're here! * Now, Kris, Susie. I have to prepare for choir now. * You two behave yourselves, all right? * Yeah, of course. Don't have to tell me twice! * (Kris, show Susie where to sit down, alright?) * ... Guess we gotta go through that big door. * ... 'less you wanna look around first. ========================== obj_ch4_PDC03_catty_preach ========================== Oh my god, so like, the Angel, that's watching over all of us? It has, like, this COOL prophecy, like, foretold by time and space. And, like, um... ummm... like, like... OK, so like, I'm kind of paraphrasing here, but, There's, like, these heroes, and they're like, SO cool. They have like, swords and stuff? And there's one with like, ummm, horns? He's honestly SO cute. I mean, there, like, aren't any pictures, but like, IDK why, I just imagine him, as, like, cute! Like, OMG, pinch his cheeks and give him a pumpkin pie! Give him a, like, a fat-free cat food coupon clipping! We, have like, such A HUGE pile of those to get rid of OMG But, like, what's amazing, is how, like, these heroes, Are like, oh my god, they're like... The thing is, they could be like, any one of us, you know? So, like, that's the thing, like, You gotta keep in mind we could ALL be!!! Someone that might change the world, right? So we should all, like... be nice to each other, right? That's, like, the main... thingy? Of our religion, right? Like, just be nice to everyone! We're all family! No matter what kinda person or who they are! Like, we believe weird crap but we're totally, like, welcoming! You don't know who's gonna grow up to be a hero, right? Like... even maybe, like, I'm actually a Hero too? Like, maybe I'm keeping a secret from you guys...? Psyche! It's totally not me hahaha. ... or is it?? Like, totally keeping you guessing, right? And yeah, like, OK, yeah, that's not the whole thing. Maybe bad things happen in the story too. Like... what's it called? A calamity? But, like, it's like, all cool because, like... ... OK actually I don't remember what happens??? I always fell asleep during the reading TBH LOLLLLL Oh my god while I'm, like, up here, can I like, give some shout outs? Like, shout-out to my mom and dad... Hey mom and dad! And, like, shout out to my little sister, Who couldn't make it here today. IDK what she's doing, communing with demons or something? LOL Yeah, she like, DOES that. LOL. So cute am I right??? She should come here and like, Bask in like, some totally holy light some time. Lap her tongue in the holy bowl of cat drinking water - Oh my god, what? That's not for drinking? OMG, I kept drinking it because I was thirsty!! LOL!! OMG!!! Hahahahaha!!! Hahahahaha!!! Huh? The reading's over? Aww, okay... ======================== obj_ch4_PDC03_choir_song ======================== Heaven knows the story that we've born from our hearts Of the shadows cutting deep and the heroes that save us Heaven knows The beauty of the soul and we weep To the majesty and pray we not forget the tale of DELTARUNE ============= obj_ch4_PDC03 ============= * Hell yeah, back of the bus. * Your mom can barely see us back here. * (Your eyes closed instantly...) * ... Yeah, she'd probably notice if you started snoring. * Welcome, everyone. Thank you for coming again today, on this glorious day of days... * Please stand for the opening song. * You may now close your hymnals. * (Hey, I didn't know Noelle was so good at singing...) * (Damn. Let's wave lighters next time.) * Now, for the reading of the holy words. * Everyone please welcome Catty Cattenheimer to the stand. * Like, hey everybody! What's up!! Is this thing on?? LOL!!! * Catty, do you... er... have the reading papers? * No, I'm like good! I like, memorized it! * You, er... memorized it. * Yeah!!! Like, so is everyone, like, ready to rock!? Woo! * Three, two, one, GO-sies!!! * (Jeez, look at you acting so holy.) * (C'mon, don't think I haven't heard the rumors.) * (Y'know... when you and Catti were kids.) * (Didn't you try to summon a demon?) * (I'm surprised they even let you in here... heheheh.) * (... then again, this place does seem pretty...) * (... Uh, tolerant.) * (Huh? Fruit juice?) * (If I can last until the end, we'll get fruit juice?) * (... is that the reason you're trying to pay attention?) * (Well, OK.) * Alright, now we're talking! * Let's see what the hell you've got here. * Smellable stickers. * A peppermint (crunch). * Some burnt crumbs... * A nibbled pencil... * A cool pencil... * Mechanical pencil... * An eraser... * A cactus needle... * A glass shard... * A piece of a CD... * Orange hard candy. an eraser a pencil * ... why do you have ~1 but no paper? * Huh? It's your... sword? * HAHAHA!! Seriously!? hairbrush toy axe electric toothbrush weird card dirty toothbrush * ... well, explains the ~1 in MY pocket. * Here, I'll... * Wait, right, these aren't my clothes. What's IN here? * Woah, what's this paper? * No way. * "Dear Catty, thank you for the honor of this junior dance." * "Your eyes are like whirlpools of molten cat food..." * "... the expensive kind you have to buy at the pet store." * Signed... Asriel!? * HAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHA!!! * Hey, c'mon! Don't act like you weren't laughing, too!~1 * Look... uh, here. This was in here, too. Peace offering. * (You got the Ancient Chocolate. It was absorbed into the JUNK BALL.) * Must've been hard always being the cooler one, huh, Kris? * (...) * (...) * (You nodded.) * Hell yeah, this'll keep us alive for days!~1 * Nice, that should be enough.~1 * All right, let's mess with the stickers first. * (You inhaled the stickers' aroma.) * (Smells like marshmallows.) * Fragrant, but not overpowering. * ... * (You put the sticker under your eye.) * Haha, trying to look like your band outfit? * Here. * Now both sides are equal. * Huh!? Hey, who said you could put stickers there!? * You know what that means, dumbass. * Well, that used up all of them. * Thus concludes the first reading. * Now, for today's sermon, we once again share a passage by my late father, Gerson Boom. * He always managed to put into words what we could never quite say ourselves. * Now, let us begin... * We shall never know the pieces of the prophecy lost to time. * But, was everything important truly written down in those words? * Myself, I see a blank page as an invitation to write... * To take the future and... * (Listening to this, your eyes became heavy...) * Kris! Hey, Kris! Get up! * We don't have any time to waste! * We have to get to the bottom of this! * The bottom of these two sweet, sweet, cups of juice. * Ahh. * Church flavor. * Anyway, you go ask around about the Shelter codes. * Me? I'll make sure there's nothing hidden... * ... in here. =========================== obj_ch4_PDC03A_alphys_juice =========================== * Woah, nice juice combo. Looks cool. * Kris! A nice surprise seeing you here! I... * (Darn, I need a drink, but... Susie's over there, and...) * (If I go make my 25% red and 75% yellow juice combo...) * (I know she'll... make fun of me for it somehow.) * (I really want a 25% red 75% yellow drink but...) * Ahh, Kris! Phew! What a relief! * ... * Umm, Kris, if you want to know more about the shelter... * Ask the Mayor and Officer Undyne. * ... I can, um, help you with the architecture though! * ... and, I recommend forgetting about the hay. * ... Thanks for the enthusiasm, Kris. * Yesterday evening, Officer Undyne actually invited me here! * She said you know, I've been in town a while... * I should... m-make some more friends, you know? * ... Which is, why it's kind of awkward, s-she's not even here... * I... I actually can't even... reach her at all, eheh... * ... * (Felt like useful information.) * (... Felt like you gathered enough clues to tell Susie.) ========================== obj_ch4_PDC03A_rudy_toriel ========================== * I am grateful for your wife's... * Carol's. * Your wife's... financial support to him. * I just wish she did not support his, er... * His... you know what. * His "you know what?" * One more word and you're soaked, Mr. Holiday. * "One more word!" * Fahaha, what was I supposed to say, sweetheart? (Kris will sing swears.) (Kris will sing swears.) (Kris will sing swears.) * Noelle, your singing has gotten so lovely... * You, Kris, and Asriel should perform sometime! * Huh? Umm, it would be nice to go caroling together... * Key-lime-pie? Boy, do I have some memories of that. * Not here, Rudy. This is a holy place. * H... huh? Thanks! Where'd that come from? * I don't think you've ever... complimented me, before. Fahaha. * You know, if you wanted to join the choir, you could... * I always missed, um... liked hearing you play the piano. * ... I mean, sometimes I miss... * I mean, I always liked hearing you play the piano. D-dad! T... Toriel! * Huh? K... Key? You don't mean... * You don't mean I was singing off-key? * Kris, don't tease Noelle. * Yeah, or I'll kick your ass! * Rudy! * ... but he's right, Kris. * Kris, I'm getting better at singing, you know. * The times of you covering your ears while I scream Jingle Bells... * Those are... over, y'know? * Huh...? You mean, um... how I... got locked out of my house? * That's why I... well, I used to end up at your place sometimes. * Y'know, you'd help me... faha, break into my own room. * Even then, my mom... never gave your family a spare key. * She never even kept anything at City Hall, either. * No keys, no documents, no... handmade gifts, anything. * Everything important... she always... * ... keeps locked down at home. * (Felt like useful information.) * (... Felt like you gathered enough clues to tell Susie.) * Oh, I see! That, wasn't a question, at all! * You're just, repeating the same words, like a parrot! * (I shouldn't have answered so seriously.) * ... Kris? You came over to... check on me? * That's really nice of you, I... * ... Do you... think I could talk you later? * Key? Umm, yeah, I think I was singing a bit off-key... * Fahaha, can you blame me for being distracted? * (Clues acquired.) * (Now you can report the hint to Susie.)~1 * ... hello? Earth to Kris? Personal space? * Krismeister, hey! What's the deal, snowmobile? * ... huh? "Locked out...?" * (Noelle... wasn't stuck outside the gate again, was she, Kris...?) * (... Carol... damn, I keep telling her to keep a key at City Hall...) * (But she insists on keeping everything important at home.) * (Like, when Noelle was a kid...) * (She made paper snowflakes, for Carol to hang up at work...) * (But Carol just... wouldn't take 'em there.) * (Because she wanted to keep the damn things safe.) * (She preserved 'em, and stuck 'em up on the wall at home...) * (... course, you know Noelle, she had to cry over that.) * (Until she went and made snow angels with you guys...) * (... After that, she forgot she was sad at all.) * (... Anyway, what was I saying?) * (Felt like useful information.) * (... Felt like you gathered enough clues to tell Susie.) * (Y'know, this morning, Noelle was saying...) * ("I wonder... if Kris is going tomorrow, too.") * (Just... make sure she has fun, all right?) ============= obj_ch4_PDC04 ============= * (Yo, Snowy, u-um...) * Cool, let's hear what you got. * (You explained the situation to Susie.) * So the only two leads we got are... * Undyne... and the mayor, huh. * ... I guess if we think about the 3 symbols on the shelter... * ... That pretty much tracks. * One looked like the church symbol. * Don't got that code yet, but it could be here. * One looked like the badge the cops wear. * ... So Undyne probably knew something, too. * One looked like a pine tree, and the mayor... * Likes trees, right? I mean, there's one in City Hall. * ... * Maybe... Maybe that's why the Knight captured Undyne? * They wanted to take their code so they could get in... * ... But in that case... * They'd have to know the other two codes, too. * Someone who goes to church... who knows the mayor... * Who also has something to do with the cops? * ... Who the hell could that be? * ... * ... Guess... City Hall's our best bet for now. * ... what? Noelle said... her mom keeps everything important at home? * ... Yeah... wait, now that I think about it... * The mayor's Noelle's mom, right? * Maybe if we tried... * Kris...? Umm, and... Susie...? * Would... would you want to come by my house... * ... and... work on our projects after church? * H... huh? Uhh, yeah! Of course! * Great! * I'll, um, go bring my dad back to the hospital. * Cool. That's, uh, awesome! See ya later. * Too easy, right? Boom! Gimme five! * ... uhh, what's up? * ... you, uh, got somethin' against Noelle, Kris? * ... * Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now... * I mean, who'd expect she'd ask us like that? * But we should be glad it's going so fast, right? * ... right? * ... * Hey, how 'bout some of the red stuff? ... no? * Heh, your loss. Know you're gonna want it later. * ... let's just go already. * Her mom's the mayor, right? * And the front of their house... it's got pine trees all over. * Kinda like the holidays just got frozen in place. * Maybe if we can sneak in there ourselves... * We might be able to find a clue in there? * ... I got an idea. * Hey, nice singing. * Susie!? How d-did you... wh-why are you... * Umm, what brings you to, um, church, Susie? * Uhh, y'know. * Juice. * Oh, r-right! Sure, that's why I come, too??????? * Right? * Y-yeah! * It looks like blood. * Definitely! Haha! That's why I'm! Always drinking it?????????? * Yeah. Too bad they just ran out. * Of blood. * Where, um, are you going with this? * Lemme get straight to the point. * YES? * Look, Noelle... * You wanna... work on our... uh, projects together? * Y'know. At your place. * HUH??? * Uh... Umm, I... I mean, I'd have to... ask, and... * My mom, I'm not sure if she'd... * Yes! I mean, yes. Yes, we can do it! Yes! * Really? Damn, that was easy. * Boom! * ??????? * Cool, we'll see you later? * Oh. Kris is... coming too? * I mean, of course! Right, it's for the school project. * ... so, um, should I invite Berdly then? * Oh hell no. * Umm, okay! Hahaha! * W-well, feel free to, um... come over anytime! * Sure, we gotta go to school first anyway. * On... on a weekend? * I-I mean, cool, sounds normal! S... See you later! * Yeah, see ya. * Hell yeah. That went perfectly! * Let's ball... * (Kris! Don't try to skip out without me!) ============= obj_ch4_PDC05 ============= * Oh, Kris, Susie. How about going to the diner? * I have to come back to church in a few hours for choir practice... * It would be nice to have a little treat before then. * Oh, Tori! What a coincidence seeing you here! * Just after church ended too. * Oh, err... hello, Asgore. We - * Oh, Tori. Would you look at that! * Seems I had some extra flowers lying around and... * Asgore, I... * I think I have to go, I'm sorry. Can we talk later? * Of course! * ... ah. * Well, little blossoms, we tried our best. * Just hope Asriel will be able to see us all... back to normal. * ...! * Oh, Kris! How are you doing! * Would you like some flowers? * Here. Share with your friend. * See you later, alligator. * ... * Hey, let's change the hell out of these clothes. * Now what? Wanna check up on Ralsei at school? * We should probably catch him up on the plan. * ... or I guess we could go to Noelle's first. * Whatever you wanna do, do it. It's the weekend. ============== obj_ch4_PDC05A ============== * The diner, huh... * Haven't eaten here since... Your mom took me. * I remember plowing into my food with a runny nose. * I probably became every janitor's enemy after that. * ... But... it's funny. * Even though I was only making a mess... * Her face looked so... Happy. * Just sitting there... smiling, watching me. * ... * Kind of like you're doing now. * ... * Jeez. * Kris, anyone tell you your family is goddamn weird? * Here you go. * And here's a little something extra for your friend. * Huh!? * If you need anything else, just holler. * ... * Alright, Kris. * Don't hold anything back. * ... phew. * ... * Too slow! Hahaha! * So, guess we should get going, huh...? * ...? * ... Is that me? * Heh. Not bad, y'know. * Here, lemme draw something. * It's you. * Look, I made you talk. * "Susie rulez"! * What are you-- * I WOULDN'T SAY THAT!!! * Here, I'll help. * Now I'm saying "Shut up". * And then the rain fell down and... * Washed everything away. * Heh. * ... huh? * ... are you writing something? * Heh, Kris... * I can never tell when you're messing around. * Well, let's get out of here. * You mind cleaning your place up a bit first, hon? * Huh? Ohh, uhhh, yeah, sure... heheh. * Alright, let's go. ============= obj_ch4_PDC06 ============= * Ralsei...! * Susie! Kris!! Welcome back!! * I missed you... * Yeah, yeah... hey, lemme talk about something. * Remember that cop last night? Undyne...? * The Knight took her and locked her in the shelter south of town. * We gotta get her out, but...the door's solid steel. * There's... no way we can break in. * So now we're looking for the codes to the lock. * ... we thought Noelle's mom might have one, but... * Are you worried about her...? Undyne? * Me? A cop like her? Hell no! * Y'know... It's, just that... * Don't worry, Susie. Someone strong like her will be OK. * I want this place to be a place... * Where you can forget about the real world for a while. * Just relax, OK...? * And if anything tough happens, * I'll come help you two, as fast as I can! * ... thanks, Ralsei. * ... * ... If it's any consolation... * I don't sense any immediate danger. * If the Knight's only goal was to hurt people... * They would have acted sooner, right? * For now, let's make sure no one else gets taken. * ... Yeah, alright. * ... heh, what's with you, making me feel better? * I wike you too, Suwsie! * Yeah, alright, knock it off with the stupid voice! * Whwy...? Oo-woo... * (I should NOT have taught him that.) ============== obj_ch4_PDC06A ============== * (Your friends are still in Ralsei's room...) * Hey, what's that room over there? Your room? * Err... Sorry, it's still really dusty and dirty, s-so...! * ... So what? * So you can't, er, go inside. Until I clean it. * C'mon, what are you hiding that's that embarassing!? * Last one there's a fresh egg! * S-Susie, w... wait! ============== obj_ch4_PDC06B ============== * It's... * It's... empty...? * ... * My own room? ... I... I don't need a room! * ... * ...at least... that's what I thought. * So... So I never... * ... You... you LIVE here. Why do WE have rooms and not you? * Making you two happy... * Is... my purpose. * I... * If I think about it... * There's no reason... * For me... to have... anything. * That's the stupidest goddamn thing I ever heard! * You see this stupid excuse for a room? * I don't care what the reason is. * Me and Kris are gonna fill it up. Wall to wall. * Until you have the most badass room in the castle. * Susie... * Look. You can't be the only one with an empty room. * It's... * It's too sad, y'know? * Wherever we go, we'll keep an eye out for furniture, * Right, Kris? * C'mon. * ... * Kris, Susie is so nice... * It... makes my heart hurt. * I don't really have any hobbies, or interests. * Baking, sewing, singing... those are all just... * Things I thought to do... for you two. * ... * But recently... * I'm starting to feel like... * Like I'm developing my own opinions. * My own likes. * My own dislikes. * My own desires. My own... fears. * ... please... tell me... * Should I... * Should a... Darkner... be feeling like this? * ... I... * I... * K... Kris, hearing that from you, I might just... * Umm, d-did you say "of course?" * You covered up your mouth yawning, there... * Ah, you're nodding! That means, um, yes, doesn't it? * ... * I'm sorry, Kris, I... I was being... (Can... you please take this back?) * Alright, furniture piece number one! * Th... thanks, Susie! * Let's go, Kris. ============= obj_ch4_PDC07 ============= * Alright, we made it. * Now where the hell's Noelle? * ... damn, I'm getting bored. * ... ugh, I'm gonna get hungry waiting around. * Kris, got any snacks? * ... that works I guess. * Susie, Kris! Hi!! * Sorry I'm late...! I just had to - * Yeah? * Um, is that a... a rose? * This? Oh, yeah, sorry. * ... * Oh shoot, did you want some? * I can pick up the stem if you - What? What? What? What? * No, it's fine! This way! * ... Okay, whatever. ============= obj_ch4_PDC08 ============= * (Kris, please don't ruin this for me...) * Alright, ready to explore your house now! * Umm, great! * ... so, um, where did you two... go? * Oh. Uh... * Kris took me out to lunch at the diner. It was awesome. * Kinda feel like we got a little closer. Y'know. * Oh...! I'm glad? You got closer? While I was waiting. * Yeah, me too. * ... Well, ANYWAYS! This is... my house! * Yeah, we were having, like, a tea party, and... * A TEA PARTY??? * Oops. I mean, uh... * Did you... dress up??? * Uh, no! We were just, uh, reviewing the project. * Oh. Right! So, this is my house... * Here's my house! Umm, sorry, it's not much, but... * The hell!? It's huge! * I'm already getting lost just standing here! * O-oh, really!? Then, um, here! I'll show you around! * (Noelle joined your study group.) ============= obj_ch4_PDC09 ============= * (Kris! This is my big chance, you know...!) Let's meet at the couch when you're done, searching? * Welcome to my ho-ho-home... * Kris. Let's start searching. * Um, OK! ============== obj_ch4_PDC09A ============== My, mom collects them... * Hahaha!!! What the heck is this!? * Okay. How the hell do you turn it off. * Umm, just hold down the button! * Though, for some weird reason, turning it off takes power? * So it takes forever on the low battery ones, faha. * What is this, a tennis ball machine? * Close! It's a holiday treat launcher with automatic scheduling! * Just one click, and... * Just goes to show you my dad's sense of humor, faha... * ... what the heck is this? * Um, it's a... holiday treat catcher! ... you know? * ... anyone want to tell me it's normal to have one? Nobody...? ============= obj_ch4_PDC10 ============= * OK, should we, umm... get started? * Oh... uh, yeah. Sure. * Umm, so... what are your projects about? * Oh, well, uhh -- * Sorry, um, phone call! I'll be just a sec! * Umm... hi, mom, what's up? * ... Yeah, I took dad home, so it's just, um, me, here... * ... Huh? No problem, I can probably just cook something. * Gosh, mom, I'm not going to burn myself! * Okay, see you later tonight! * Sorry! Should we go ahead and start our projects? * Uhhhh, wait! * Huh? * Don't we need more like, uh, stuff? * Like, y'know. Paper, pencils... project stuff? * Kris, you should, uh, go look for it. * ... * Gosh, you're right, Susie. * Kris, I think there was some stuff in my room, y'know... * ... If you wanted to go look! * Hi, Berdly! What's up? Umm... huh? Sure, of... of course I'm alone! * Um, sure, I bet I do look "quite cervine this fine evening"...? * If it's about the notes, I already highlighted them for you, so... * Wh... what? * You want me to... go on a date to the festival... with you? * ... * Umm... I mean... sure, I... I... I'd be glad to... * "be your, Player 2..." * SHE'S NOT GOING TO THE FESTIVAL WITH YOU, DUMBASS!! * S... Susie!? * Look, you don't really wanna go with him, right? * Some people aren't gonna get it 'til you scream "NO". * ... did you forget that or something? * ... yeah. Yeah... you're right! * I shouldn't be afraid to... tell Berdly how I really feel. * Next time I... I should be honest! Next time, I should... * I... I should shake his neck and scream at him! * So, uhh... * HAHA, where did you throw my phone, anyway? * (Kris, I'll keep her busy! You go look for clues!) ============== obj_ch4_PDC10A ============== * (You leaned down to look inside the guitar.) * (You began to read the numbers in the pass code... 1 2 2 ============== obj_ch4_PDC10B ============== * Kris?... Are you up there? * Umm, Kris... I... * There's... something I'd... like to talk to you about. * You know, just the two of us. * ... if... if you don't mind, I mean. * I'll... be in my room, okay? ============== obj_ch4_PDC10C ============== Move: ~1 ~2 ~3 ~4 ============== obj_ch4_PDC13D ============== * Dude, wait. Wait a sec. * H... huh? * Something ELSE followed us from the basement... * H-huh...? What? * THE SEVERED HAND!!! * ... Susie! Fahaha! You meanie! * Heheh, got ya. * Okay, what do we do? Throw it out? * Umm... let's think about it, first. * If it's a mouse, it could be cute as a pet... * Heheh, alright. And if it's a severed hand... * I'll keep it as MY pet. * Fahaha! Wait, let me raise it, too! * Heh, sure. We'll raise it together. * It's... funny. I was... so nervous earlier. * I've... never actually hung out with you, y'know? * But so far, it just kind of feels like... * I don't even know why I was... nervous? * It just feels like... I already know you. * Yeah, I... * I, uh, feel the same. It's... pretty cool. * I guess. * It's just strange. It feels like... * It feels like you're the same as in my dream. * Uhh, what was, your dream about me, like? * H-huh? Oh, I, uh... um... * I mean, uh, I think I have to... * I have to go find, um, my old hamster cage... * Hey, WAIT, I wanna hear about your dream! * Don't move a goddamn INCH. ======================= obj_ch4_PDC14A_bathroom ======================= * Kris? * Kris, are you... okay in there? * ... * Umm, just thought I'd let you know... * Mayor Carol is asking everyone to leave. * ... * ... and, umm, I thought you looked a little down today... * So, um, I made a special treat for you. * Your friend and I will be waiting for you outside with it. * ... feel better, Kris. ===================== obj_ch4_PDC14A_noelle ===================== * To be honest, I've kind of been waiting for... * A chance for us to be alone all day. * ... * There's... something I want to talk to you about, Kris. * ... * I want to talk to you about... * ... last night. * Last night, I... I couldn't sleep. * Every time I closed my eyes... * All I could see was snow. * I was terrified, Kris. * Terrified it was all real. * I went out on the porch to breathe, and... * That's when I felt it. * A hand on my wrist. * I froze. * And then I heard your voice. * Kris's voice. * You said, sorry for taking your watch, Noelle. * You said, it was all a stupid prank. * You said, Berdly is going to get better. * And you put the watch back on my wrist. * That's when I felt it. * A hand on my shoulder. * I froze. * And then I heard your voice. * Kris's voice. * You said, sorry for being weird at the hospital, Noelle. * You said, sorry for being weird yesterday, Noelle. * You said, it was all a stupid prank. * You said, Berdly was going to get better. * ... Kris, your voice, your deadpan, mumbly voice... * Even if you sounded kind of weak and shaky... * I don't know why, but it felt so long since I heard it. * I even started sniffling! Haha! * Kris, Kris, you're back...! * Kris, thank you... well, NO thanks for pranking me, but... * ... Kris, can I... say something else? Proceed Please don't * K... Kris!? Kris, what are you... * ... * (... I guess... I guess I shouldn't.) * (I mean, I know you didn't say anything, but...) * (I guess let's just leave it at...) * (I'm glad you're back.) * ... * Kris... * Kris, there... there was something else you did. * Something else... I have to ask you about. * After you said all of that... you... * Took my hand... and... * Pulled... a thorn out of my finger. * Then you said... * You said... you said that when I saw you again... * You said... not to mention you did any of this... or... * ? * Kris, it's okay! It's just us! * You just said not to mention any of that... * Because it'd get... heard. * ... Kris... Kris, it's okay, it's just us. * ... * Fahaha! * Kris, you can't fool me! * Ugh, this had to be your worst prank ever! * Never do something like that again, okay? * Kris...? * K... Kris, your voice... it... * Ha... ha... Kris, that's... another joke, right...? * (That voice... how... the voice from my dream...) * THEN DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT ANYMORE! * ... * S-sorry, Kris... * ... * Let's... let's get back to doing our projects, okay? * S... Sorry, Kris... What did you say? I must have misheard you. * (No... there's no way they... they heard...) * (There's no way they heard... my thoughts.) * W... What are you talking about, Kris? * I... I didn't say anything! * (It's impossible. That's impossible.) * (It's just a coincidence.) * (If you can... hear me...) * (Say "red" or "blue".) * (Say... "green" or "black".) * (Say... say... "it didn't happen." Say "it didn't snow.") * (You're... lying. You're lying.) * K... Kris? Kris, what did you say? * K... Kris? Kris, what is that? * Kris... that's... not the thorn, is it? * That's not... the... ThornRing, is it...? * K... Kris... c'mon... you... you still... * What about... what about last night? What about... * Didn't you... want to... protect me...? * (Why... can't... I... move?) * (Why... can't I... look... away?) * (NOELLE, DO SOMETHING!!!) * Kris, I really think I * I mean I just * I think I need to * G-gosh, I think I have to * ... K... Kris? ============== obj_ch4_PDC14B ============== * (Dude... we can't go back in there now.) * (... Her mom is totally watching us through the window.) * Well, that was... awkward. * The hell was up with her mom? * Everything was going great until she stepped in. * Then the room dropped like 5 degrees... * The code! Kris, we forgot about the code! * Damn, it's all her fault! * There there. * Don't worry too hard about things. * Carol is lovely once you get to know her. * Uh... yeah. I bet. * ... * So what are you two up to now? * Umm, we were probably... * Gonna go back to Kris's house. * Ahh, I see! Home is where the heart is! * May I offer either of you two a cheesed cracker? * ... * ... y'know what, sure. * Delicious, aren't they, Kris? * Yeah, actually! Thanks! * Tata for now! Have a great day, Kris! * Hey... Hey Kris. * I didn't want to say it near your dad, but... * I saw it. * I saw it, in the guitar. * There was... a code, for the Shelter. * ... Didn't get to write it down, but... * Damn it! We were so close to something. * ... Guess we just gotta... try again tomorrow. * Kris! How are you doing...? * ... * ... Kris, if you aren't feeling your best... * Perhaps you should just... go straight home and rest. * Here. * I borrowed some sweets and made you a hot chocolate. * It's your favorite. Marshmallows, melted candy bars... * And a little pinch of cinnamon spice. * (You got the Hot Chocolate.) * See you around, Kris. * ... Guess we can go. * So hey. While you were keeping Noelle busy... * I looked inside that room next door. * There... was this weird guitar in there. * And on the inside of it... * There was... a code to the Shelter! * ... didn't get to write it down though. * When I went to the living room with it... * ... Your dad caught me and started talking to me... * Until, ugh, Noelle's mom showed up, SUPER PISSED. * ... great. The hell are we gonna go back there now? ============== obj_ch4_PDC14C ============== * Hey, just so you know, me and Kris were in a band... * So don't be surprised if I'm pretty good. * Oops. * ... sure you wanna hear this? * Huh? Yeah, of course! I... * I just always liked... listening to someone play. * Heh, okay. Then check this out. * Dude, I actually kind of kicked ass with that one. * Faha! Can we get an encore? * Heh. Just for my fans. * Fahaha! * Shut up. That was the remix. * Man, today's been awesome. * ... Not to, be weird. Or anything. * Umm, it's... It's not weird at all! * I... really like hanging out with you, too, Susie. * Sweet. Maybe we could like... I dunno. * Hang out again tomorrow or something. * Uhh... unless you're busy? * Umm, no! I'm not busy, it's just... * Tomorrow is... well... it's the festival, Susie. * Oh. Yeah, I... * Would you... * Would you want to go... together...? * I... * ...? * The lights...? * Oh, yes, someone had turned them off! * Umm... hello, Mr. Dreemurr! * I don't mean to interrupt your schoolwork, but... * Is that... a snack tray...? * Um... yes. Feel free to... have some. * Don't mind if I do! * Phew, cleaning sure does work up an appetite! * Figured I'd get in a bite before your mother's home. * Oh, well... umm, there's no rush, you know. * She has work. She's not going to be home for hours. * What do you mean? * I just saw her outside the window. * Mom.. Mom is...? * Susie, I... * Susie, I'm sorry, I think you should-- * Hello, Carol! * Mom, I-- * You. * Get. Your hands. Off. That guitar. * H-hey, what's your... * She, she didn't know, mom! * I... I was the one who gave her the guitar... * I... I told her to play it, I just... * I just wanted to hear it again, and... * She's not a bad person mom, I... * Noelle. * Kitchen. Now. * Hey, listen... Noelle didn't do anything wrong. * It's my fault. I took the guitar, and... * Leave. * What? * You. Are not. Welcome. Leave. * ... And. Don't. Talk. To my daughter. Again. * Hey, I can... * Susie, just... just go. * Well... guess who's taking your daughter... * To the FESTIVAL tomorrow, jerk!? * ... * Umm, I'll be in the kitchen! * ... Asgore. * If you're going to eat the snack tray, do it outside. * Yes, Carol! * (You felt something like ice on your shoulder...) * Kris... * ... * ... * ... * Before you leave... * Turn that thing off. * It saves batteries. * My apologies about just now, Kris. * As you know, YOU are welcome here any time. ============= obj_ch4_PDC15 ============= * ... well, what the hell do we do now? * ... great. Now it's raining. * Least your house is close. Let's go. ============= obj_ch4_PDC16 ============= * Well, let's, uh... ask your mom for the key, I guess... * Hope she doesn't mind us ruining choir practice. * Guess if it's raining, we could wait out in here... * ... until your mom finishes choir practice? * Y'know. Long as us being there doesn't ruin anything. * You'll, uh, get her, right...? * Kris... hey, Kris. * I don't think they're having choir practice. * ... * That goddamn Knight... * Making one right where everyone can see... * Kris. Let's think logically, right... * There's no way... they can get out of there... * ... without us seeing them. * If we just wait here * ... we'd be able to catch them leaving, right? * Heheh... * You're DAMN RIGHT we aren't! * Hey, you think you can scare US!? * We'll show you who REALLY rules the dark! * C'mon, Kris...! * ... damn it, you're right. * If we spend all day waiting around... * We have no idea what they might do to her... * Alright! Kris, let's go! * The details... we'll figure 'em out later! * C'mon! =================== obj_church_entrance =================== * Obviously. Heh heh... * ... Okay, quit smiling, dumbass. What's the real answer? * So it just kinda helps you... pray for people? * ... * ... hey, my...name's here. That means someone must have... * ... * (You clasped your hands tightly, took a deep breath, and said her name.) * ... Hey, don't pray for me, dumbass! I don't need it! * (You loosely joined your hands and mumbled the name of her father.) * ... who the hell is that? * ... Yeah... I hope... he gets better, too... * H... hey! Hey, Kris, don't! * Look, I like breaking stuff too, but... * ... your... name's on here too, idiot. * (You put your hands together and said his name, blankly.) * ... At least pretend to try. ================== obj_climb_interact ================== * Text time!! ==================== obj_climbstartertrig ==================== * (It looks like you'd be able to climb this if you had the right tools.) =========== obj_credits =========== (オワライチョウ／モンスターの子) Chapter 4 in Chapter 5 Chapter 2 in Chapter 3 =============== obj_credits_ch4 =============== Chapter 4 in Chapter 5 2026 WELL DONE. THE HALFWAY MARK HAS BEEN ATTAINED. BUT IT IS STILL WAITING. HOW MUCH LONGER NOW...? MY DELTARUNE. INTERESTING. YOU FAILED TO ACHIEVE ANY MARKS. WHAT ARE YOU? "~1" I VERY MUCH LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT. ================== obj_darkcontroller ================== Slain Purify LV4 Dark Hero Carries out fate with the blade. LV4 Moss Most Munched the most moist mosses. LV4 Dark Bead Broken off, but still locked. LV4 Dark Hero Carries out fate with the blade. LV4 Axe of Justice Faces fate with the blade. Healing LV4 Dark Hero Records and faces the fate. LV4 Stool Boy Boy with stool like abilities. (Too bad) Don't write that on it!! ================================= obj_darkness_interactable_example ================================= * sorry ====================== obj_dw_church_a_intro1 ====================== * ... What's with this place? * ... kinda gives me the creeps. * ... Let's go. * Hey, took you long enough. * Let's go. * (Hey Kris, I know you're probably creeped out, but...) * (You do know you can run, right?) * (... just saying.) =================== obj_dw_church_arena =================== * Damn... so this is the Magic Axe, huh. * Damn... I dunno what this axe is, but it looks awesome! * (You got the * Wait a tick! You gotta pay for that! * ... Pay!? The heck are you talking about? * This is still the inside of my study, ain't it? * Nothin' else was free, so why'd ya think we'd start here? * Haha, good one. I'm taking the axe now. * ... don't think I'm serious? Check the price tag! * Huh...? Price... what? * ... it says it costs... uh... * $999,999,999!? * Geh heh heh, didn't realize it was still on discount! * ... But I know. You worked real hard to get here. So how 'bout a trade? * If you, and you alone, can best my challenge... I give it to ya. For free. * Heh, knew you'd say that. What do you want? * Hmm... how about... * ... a haircut? * ... a HAIRCUT? * Alright, sure. Which hair you want me to cut? * Oh, any of 'em. * They're all too long, see! Just get one, and I'll give it to ya. * Alright, I'll start with your beard... * H... huh? * STAY STILL!!! * ... Heheheh... I get it. * You think I'm gonna go easy on you, huh? * What the... * Ah, so you wanna get serious, do ya...? * Then tell me first, can you hear it? * Can you hear its song, singing from the deep...? * That... is the ringing... * ... of the Hammer of Justice! * ... damn... I... couldn't keep up... * Geheheh... well, you gave it your best shot! * Here. * ... huh? * I saw the fire in your eyes... that's proof enough for me. * Take it. And this crystal, too. * ... * Nah. Keep it. * ... you don't want it? * Of course I do. But... * You're gonna need something to give me... * ... after our rematch! * ... Wahahahaha!!! * You've got guts, kid! I like that! * D... damnit! * You aren't giving up, are ya? * Hell no! Kris, let's try again! * It's all right, it's all right. * How 'bout you give it another shot? * H... How's that, old man!? * Wahahahahaha!! That was the most fun I ever had! * See how I used my healing just now!? * Geheheheh! * Guess this is mine now, huh. * (JusticeAxe was added to your WEAPONS.) * (... but, there wasn't enough room.) * Dammit Kris, the hell did you get so much stupid stuff?! * Geh ha ha ha! Well, that Axe ain't going anywhere... * ... So just pick it up later! * And... take this, too. * For some reason, I found this weird piece-a glass in my desk. * Felt like someone really wanted me to use this thing. * But it didn't interest me, so you can take it. * (ShadowCrystal was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * The truth is, I was gonna give you it all if you beat me or not. * But woomph, you actually put up quite a fight! * Well, maybe you're losing your touch. * Oh, far from it! * ... You weren't truly fighting by yourself, were ya? * ... huh? * ... oh, you mean Kris. Yeah. * Guess I kinda needed their help to win. * Well, don't sell your own skills short either. * You're something real special yourself... * Heh. You weren't bad either. * Now go enjoy that Axe! Geh heh heh! * Alright. Heh. * Knew it was worth having a rematch! * FINALLY!! * Was starting to wonder if I'd ever win... * Perseverance. Each time, you get a little better. * ... that's all I wanted to see. * Can't think I'm gonna be the toughest thing you'll face. * But next time, you'll be ready. * Don't give up, and give 'em hell! * Don't have to tell me that, old man!! * Well, I'll be seeing you around now. * ... yeah. I guess we will. * Why'd you... help me so much? * You didn't have to. * You remind me a bit of someone I used to know. * ... Who? * Just a character from that old story... * ... Lord of the Hammer, huh. Hell if I'm reading that. * ... though, wait a sec. * Isn't that... what Dragon Blazers was based on? * Yep, yep. And so they changed parts of the story. * Of course, the biggest fans got mad... but, isn't it interesting? * The book was already just an interpretation of something else. * Stories can be retold. They can be changed... That's what I believe. * ... huh. * The words on a wall called you a hero. * ... Whatever you end up being, I'm sure it'll be tremendous. * ... * ... anyway, which Dragon Blazers character am I? * Gahahaha, right! * You are... the Dragon. * Heheh. That's what I was hoping. ======================================== obj_dw_church_bellhall_bookroom_winglade ======================================== * cleave your own path. * cut your own way. * me? my way is in your way. * it's your way or the high way. ============================== obj_dw_church_bellhall_curtain ============================== * Guys, I bet it's in here somewhere! * ... guys? * Hey, old man! What are you doing here? * Just came here for some peace 'n quiet to write my letter. * Your letter... * Y'know this is a dream, right? Soon, it's gonna end... * Then everything here... this place... that letter... * ... you don't say. * Yeah. But... I'll still be here when you wake up. * ... * You were... trying to teach me something earlier, weren't you. * That? Naw, you did all that yourself. * C'mon man, you... you're the only person I've met... * Who teaching me made me actually feel LESS stupid. * Geheheh, well, it helps that I'm losing my mind, don't it? * Heheheh... * ... So, uh, seen anything with music notes on it? * Oh, you mean this thing? * Yeah, that thing! Cool, I bet Kris can memorize it, and... * ... * Here. Pen 'n paper. * Wait, you want ME to copy ALL that...? * ... plus, if I got your pen, how'll you do your letter? * The important part's already done. * 'sides, what good's a teacher that doesn't give homework? * Heh, screw you. ============================== obj_dw_church_biblioxencounter ============================== * (You check the bookshelf... huh? There's a book here!) * (Actually, there are many books here.) * (And, just generally around the room.) * (Usually, you don't pay attention to them.) * (This time, you did. That's all.) Yes, Kris! It's a book! The hell are you so excited about? * (There's a book here!!!) ============================= obj_dw_church_bookshelfpuzzle ============================= * ... I wonder... if it's in here, too...? * Huh? Sorry, Kris. Just, um... * Looking for something we could use as a scrapbook! * ... Read to Ralsei Ralsei reads to you * (Umm... I wonder which book Kris would like...?) * There sure are, books here! * Oh, Kris! You want to... read to me...? * Why, of course! I'll give you my rapt attention! * Just, um, let me know when I should applaud... * ... * Um, Kris? Doesn't that book only have pictures...? * Kris...? You want me to read this book to you? * Umm, gladly! Just give me a second... * Ahem! * ... * This book, seems to, haha, only have pictures. * ... * ... and, um... swears. * The hell are you guys doing with my book? * Dude... these books are really weird. * All the pages are just eyes... * ... and I think one of them just talked to me. * Damn, I'd read at school if it was like this. Yes No * ... Dude, this ladder could be cool for Ralsei's room. * Then we can put furniture on his ceiling. Climb to it. * More room for partying on the floor. * Now THIS is gonna tie the goddamn room together. * Sweet, marked. I'll swipe it when he isn't looking. * Okay, enjoy crawling up his wall instead? * Your dumb ass is gonna look like a spider. Observe Susie Observe Ralsei Observe Kris Do Not * (It's a telescope.) ====================== obj_dw_church_climbtut ====================== * Well hey dere! If you want to continue, you'll have ta climb! * You can climb by holdin' ~1 when near a climbable area! * Did ya get stuck? Hold ~1 to charge up a jump to leap across an area! * You can hold ~1 to charge up a jump to leap across an area! * That was a mighty fine leap y'did there! * Don't forget that you can jump up to two spaces using a charged jump! * A real pro strat is to use the momentum to help you cross even faster! ====================== obj_dw_church_cupstack ====================== Yes No * Need a lift? * All board! ================================== obj_dw_church_dark_maze_controller ================================== * ... LAIGHT... * ... WHO DAIRE BRING LAIGHT HEAR... * ... GO... BACK... * ... YOU SUDN'T COME HERE... * ... THIS ZOAN... IS FORBIDEN... * ... CONTINUE AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF SPOOCKED IN THE DARK... ====================== obj_dw_church_darkmaze ====================== * Get back here dumbass! * Damn, another stupid maze. * Hey old man, which way to your study? * Hmm-a-rmm... * Left! Left, it was. * Hmm... could've sworn it was here. Let's try... up. * (I'm gonna be sworing if he can't figure this out...) * Left here... oh, it was left here. * ... * I'm going right. Further Left Susie Back Down Nowhere * Oh, ya went this way. Hmm, hmm. * Y'know, I've got a mighty hunch this ain't the right way. * ... Though, I do like goin' the wrong way. * You get better ideas that way. * Now, what d'ya you think? Where do we go? No wrong answer. * Makin' your own path, I see. Respect, respect. * Well, let's go on! Stay out of trouble Increase amount of trouble * You're a good pal, ain't ya. Keepin' an eye on your friend. * You helpin' her stay out of trouble? * There's no harm in lookin' back. You mighta missed something. * But, when you finally turn forward once again... * Don't be shocked if the world has changed. * Nowhere... * Your words just now, 's got a peculiar ring to 'em. * I can tell... you're havin' some relationship trouble, ain't ya. * I've seen it all, y'know. At your age... * If things go cold, you might think your whole world's endin'. * But y'know, things go on. You'll grow up... * Just keep livin'. Everything will be all right, sooner or later... * Nowhere, eh? * I'm sure you'll get there eventually... * So what's the rush? * Hmm, a treasure, is it? Here, why don't you take it? * Well now... suppose there ain't much after all. * But even if your path don't lead nowhere... * Least you got some exercise goin' down it. Geh heh heh. * (For some reason you felt healthier to a minuscule degree.) * (Your Max HP increased by 1.) * Geheh. C'mon, no need to mumble. * She's trustin' you, alright? Just keep it in mind. * Aha, now there's some confidence. * Everyone makes trouble when they're young. * It's more alarmin' to me if someone doesn't! * ... You three must have some terrific adventures! Geheheh. Don't take any Take One * (A container of candy. It says "Please take one.") * Dude, the old man was wrong. * This is totally the right way. * Umm, Susie... I don't think you should take that many... * ... * (Seems like an inherently unstable situation.) * (You took a candy. You got Darker Candy.) * (You checked if you have room in your pockets for even a Candy.) * (This involved taking every item out of your pocket and looking at it.) * (You don't have room.) * (Also, you looked like a nerd.) * (You put your hand in the bowl of candy...) * (... huh!? The center of gravity has shifted...!) * Kris, you greedy dumbass. * Now we have to eat them off the ground. * Umm... * Ralsei stop being such a wimp and help! * Like, at least pretend to eat the candy or something! * Umm, got it...! * I'm... just concentrating on unwrapping them... * This is all because we didn't eat it faster. * Hey, old frog dude. Looks like you were wrong. * The way through's over here! * Damn, took long enough. * The hell didn't we go this way in the first place? * Ah, what a relief you found the right way! * ... this nice young fellow behind us was just raring to go through! * Nice young... huh? * H-hey, wait a sec--! * Phew! That was a hoot! * Whew! That sure was a trip! * Though... wonder if you had to be so rough on those critters. * It's a battle, the hell you think's gonna happen? * Kris doesn't seem to think it's a priority now, so... * Suppose that's right, suppose that's right... * Well now, I think I can find the way back from here. * By the by, I'm running a little shop from my study, so... * If you ever find your way there, feel free to have me at your service! * Are you for real? After all THAT? * Going to YOUR study is the last thing we're EVER gonna do. * Got it? * Hmm, I see, I see. Well, thank you. * Bye for now! * ... boy, that was annoying. * Get back here dumbass, I can hear you leaving! * Back, you zombie! * Your beastly existence offends m'lady! * I don't have a m'lady yet, but if I did, she would be offended! * I sure hope a m'lady sees me doing this! =========================== obj_dw_church_gerson_follow =========================== * Hmm! The prophecy! A very nice fairytale, that... * Hm? What's the holdup? You kids sure are takin' your sweet time! ============================= obj_dw_church_holywatercooler ============================= * Above she waits, our beloved Holiness... Surely pining for the salvation of a great hero. * But, our legs, small and sweaty in excitement, find no hold in this accursed wall, * And so we fall, tumbling a'gain and a'gain. * Doomed are we, who thirst for love just out of reach! * Artless, heartless, and a blasphemer are you! * When you drink, let the last drop taunt you everlasting! * Blessed are you, who walks with our Lady! * And blessed be your legs, for they have nary a bead of sweat. * Oh, Holy Princess far above! If you would spare but a drop of your love... * I promise I should never spill it, * Or mix it with powders to modify its flavor. * Excepting, of course, such flavors of sweet Lemon and Orange, * Which are clean to the taste and invigorate the Humours. * Oh, I heard it! The clash! * You brute... * May your powders be acrid, green, and ectoplasmic! * To think our Holy Princess would join your court... oh, joy! * I shall rejoice, and throw my greatest powders... * Electrolytic, and few in calorie! * Ah, my legs! So they tremble, I'm afeared I cannot clamber any further. * Young soldier, if you should meet her, could you tell her of my exploits... * That I may earn so much as a small thimble of her love. * Go on, young soldier! I am but too sweaty to continue... * You brute...! You coward...! * Spilling a woman's tears... you have no sense of water conservation! * I should knock you, if my legs were not so sweaty and small! * Oh, so you found her! Did she have any extra thimbles of her love? * No...? Well, I hope she knows I could have also recruited her... * ... If I had just climbed up there... you see. * ... well done and all that! * (It's a regular container of water.) * (... There's no reason to expect interacting with it to do anything.) ========================== obj_dw_church_intro_gerson ========================== * The others here believe you will bring trouble to this place. * They say, "the knight with the blade casts a great shadow on the land..." * I have no proof that's you. But don't be harsh to those that fight you. * (Huh...!? There's a hidden treasure chest here!) * (It contains... some kind of strangely slippery gloves!) * (They're labeled, "gloves that make you worse at climbing".) * (...) * (You didn't take these.) * (You still didn't take the gloves.) ======================== obj_dw_church_intro_guei ======================== * Hey, what're these... word things we keep seeing? * That's... * ... the prophecy, Susie. * Isn't this... kinda different from the prophecy you told us? * ... Yes, I... * ... My version was... more of... a summary. * Damn, looks kinda cool. Too bad I skipped hearing it. * I mighta actually liked it. * ... Yeah... * ... mumble, mumble... * ... o, m'cup, m'lad... Listen... to my long tale... * A is for Apple... B... is for Bee... C... is for... * ...N is for Nu... mumble, mumble... * I came here to seek the sage's advice on my journey. * Surely this legend shall make me a righteous hero. * If it doesn't make me a righteous hero, then it really sucks. * (By the way Kris, a reminder that we can ACT independently too!) * (Just choose S-Action or R-Action from our MAGIC Menu in battle!) ==================================== obj_dw_church_jackenstein_pumpkinNPC ==================================== Tell a Joke Tell a Story Don't * (...) * Why shouldn't you fight with a broken pencil? * What's worse than Ralsei in a trash can? * Hey, wanna donut? I mean, a hurtz one? * Ummm, knock knock! * (It laughed before the punchline...) * Well, once upon a time, there was a lonely kingdom. * And in it, there lived a prince... * ... who had scarcely known anyone else. Until one day... * Okay... ========================= obj_dw_church_knightclimb ========================= * We should be able to get to the Fountain from here. * All we have to do is climb up this... * ... huh? * Hey!! * The... the Knight...! * Damn it! You aren't stopping us this time! * S-Susie! Wait!! ============================= obj_dw_church_knightclimbpost ============================= * S... Susie! D-Don't... * What, and just let this loser get away!? * Hey! The hell are you doing, you goddamn coward...!? * Damnit... I let them... get away. * ... it's alright, Susie. We did our best. * Yeah, but it... it's not good enough! * Every time, they're just one step ahead of us. * If we keep letting them get away, then... * How are we gonna protect Toriel? Undyne...? ... anybody? * ... Susie... * I understand how you're feeling, but... * We... have our own advantages, too! * The Knight only seems to show its face in the Dark World. * If we can just seal the Fountain over to the right... * Then... it'll at least... buy us a little more time. * ... until we... have to face our difficulties again. * ... yeah. You're right. * Kris. Let's go... * ... It's... the same as before. * The first time. * ... I suppose the original Dark World... * Was formed partially of the fountain inside there, too. * The Knight's two fountains... * So, it makes sense... it would be a similar world as before. * ... just similar, huh. * Kris, the Knight is waiting in there... * ... there's... no time to think about anything else. * Let's go. * W... wait. * What? * ... * Can we... pose? * Fine, dumbass. Go back to Castle Town Stay here * Huh? It looks like... that thing in Castle town. * A way back to the Light World... * Did... the door to the Church crack open...? * What do we do? Return to Castle Town Stay here * (It's a pillar of light...) * Yeah... we can't go back now. * W... Wait. * We can't leave now... Toriel might be... * Umm, Susie, if you stay, I should stay, too... * ... * Kris, if you're gonna go... * Go fast and direct. No messing around. * Come back quick, Kris...! * ... Took you long enough. * Hope you, um, had a good time, Kris! ============================= obj_dw_church_lantern_hallway ============================= * Hey! It's us again! * Guess there was a backup. * ... Even if it's broken, it always appears somewhere else. * The prophecy can't be changed, after all. * H... hey! What gives!? * Oopsy daisy! Darn my clumsiness, geheh... * Damn it! You broke it again, didn't you...? * Well, we were following that Prophecy so closely... * I couldn't see quite where I was going, geh-heh!! * ... hey, guys! There's another way here!!! * Out of the way, old man! * S-Susie! Don't run ahead so fast! You broke it on purpose You broke it on accident * ... hmm? Got somethin' to say to me? Don't like prophecies Annoy Susie * Ah... me? Why do you suppose I would do that? * ... ah, I'm flattered! Yes siree, I'm flattered. * Well now, a fairytale is a pretty little thing. * Ain't it nice to believe a glimmer here and there...? * I jus' think, those words shine a bit too bright. * A path so blue, it's all you can see. * So I say... why don't we go between the lines? * It's darker there... Geheh... geheheh! * Susie, eh? ... is that what she thinks? * Oh, I'm flattered! Yes siree, I'm flattered... geh heh! * Kris, don't make me babysit this guy by myself. * (Some red cups are blocking the path.) * Ah, the terrible witches. They rang curses with bladed familiars... * They were sealed away, for being too fun. I mean, evil. * Good thing they are statues for all eternity. * Oh, she awakened... how unfortunate. * Seems fun... I mean, unfortunate. * I don't really mind her song. * It's a bit pleasant, actually. * (It's some sort of statue.) * Trembell, crumbell! I have awakened! * Nobellperson! You shall be the first victim of my song! * Ring, bell of disaster! Ring! Ha ha, any moment now you shall crumbell! ====================== obj_dw_church_legender ====================== IT STARTED ONCE UPON A TIME A LEGEND SPOKE IN SHADOWD RHYME OF LIGHT AND DARK AND LOVE AND HATE THE HOPES AND DREAMS THAT GOVERN FATE THIS WAS THE LEGEND OF A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. THE FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. THE TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE. A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE. BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND. THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART. THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK. THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS. THE POINTY-HEADED ONE WILL SAY "TOOTHPASTE", AND THEN "BOY." ========================= obj_dw_church_minorlegend ========================= * Come five o'clock, the shadow will grow. * ... So sayeth our ancestors. * The truth is written in glass. =========================== obj_dw_church_moneyfountain =========================== In Fountain Remaining On Hand * (It's some sort of statue.) * We are not accepting further donations at this time. * Take our money, steal from us, beat us down! Yes No * (It's a pool... throw money in?) * (There's $~1 in the fountain. Throw in more?) * (The water glitters vacantly.) * (How much will you throw in?) * (You don't have any money.) Dark Dollar Dark Dollars * (You threw ~1 ~2 into the fountain. The Fountain now holds $~3.) * (...? The money you threw split the stream of the waterfall!) * Kinda weird that you'd throw dollars into a fountain. Didn't have any change? * You... don't happen to have any change, do you? * When you pass to the other side, a great donation will show your remembrance. =================== obj_dw_church_organ =================== * Alright Kris, with this, we got it in the bag. * (SheetMusic was added to your KEY ITEMS.) * ... hm, we don't know the notes you've gotta play, right? * Maybe the answer's somewhere around here...? * ... * Umm, Kris, maybe I could give it a try? I think I... * Ralsei, wait a sec. * Kris... today in church, when you were asleep... * Your mom... said you used to play good. * I dunno why you're pretending you can't now. * Maybe you're like... embarrassed or something? * But like... y'know... * ... * Kris, you should play. * (You thought about Susie's words and took a deep breath.) * (Your hands began to move on their own...) * Hey, why'd you stop? That was cool. * ... You should, uh, play more. * Seriously, you're an idiot if you quit playing. * (... Susie... is nice, isn't she, Kris.) ========================= obj_dw_church_organpuzzle ========================= * Aww, what a pretty melody! It's like a lullaby...! * Aww, that song sounds so friendly and sweet! * Umm... that melody's a little... * Annoying? * UM...! I wouldn't say that! * Duh, YOU wouldn't. * Oh, that's Mr. Rouxls's theme! * More like theme of him getting his ass kicked. * Oh...! * What, you gonna serenade Ralsei with that one? * ... * ... Susie? * Nothing... just thought it was a kinda cool song. * That one's... kinda nice. * Wonder if I could learn it on, uh, guitar. * Hell yeah, that's majestic! * Perhaps the Old Man would enjoy that one! * How emotional... * Maybe you should play that for your mom. * Y'know... she hasn't heard you play in a while. * Dude, stop messing around! * What's that song? Sounds like crap. * Feel like I heard that one... * ...? * Yeah, that's right. Ralsei was humming it earlier. * O-oh, was I...? S-sorry...! * Huh... why'd you play it so different? * Are you like... nervous or something? * I, thought... they were both really nice renditions! * (... does he?) * Amazing, you played the whole thing, Kris! * I dunno, that sounded kinda... off. * Isn't there a switcher key or something you gotta use? * Umm, it sounded nice without it, too! ============================== obj_dw_church_pianopiece_right ============================== Take it Don't take it * Hey, don't you think this would be sweet for Ralsei's room? * He won't have to like... Sleep on the floor. * Maybe we can just give him our pillows too. * Not like we really sleep there that much... * Maybe he can have some of my bed spikes too? * You want him to sleep on the floor? * ... actually, does he even sleep...? * Hell yeah! Gimme a hand! * ... * Okay damn it's heavy. Let's just take like... * Yeah, that's good enough. He can make a pillow fort. * That's better than a bed anyway. More defense. * Yeah, you know I'm not messing with that puzzle. * ... I... probably wouldn't be able to help anyway. * Don't have a great track record with pianos. * What? Wanted the couch, shoulda called shotgun first. * Kris, if there's another puzzle like this... * We should, like... do it halfsies next time. * OR I could crawl down and mess with the pedal. * Wonder how Noelle's sofa is doing. * ... and Noelle. * I... I think I'm parked. * Parallel parked? * As far as I know, I'm within the lines. Yes Please No Please Park your butt, mister * Oh, Kris! This seems like a complicated puzzle... * Would you like any advice to, um, speed up solving it? Hear it Not now * Haha, Kris, Susie taught me something nice! AND ME??? * Sorry for calling you a noob, Kris! HEY!!! * She said I should call you, um... a "noob." * Apparently, it means... your favorite person! * That means both you and Susie are noobs! * Hey, NO, only you and Kris are noobs. * S-Susie...? You mean we're your... * Huh!? No, I mean, uh... * Look, it actually means you're bad at games! * Oh. * ... So, only Susie is a noob? * As you know, you can play the piano... * By holding directions and pressing ~1! * However, on this piano, you also can swap colors... * By pressing ~1! I hope this helps you! * It would be... Great if we could hurry, to the fountain. * Haha, no thank you! I mean, um, you're welcome? * I mean, no welcome? ... um? Anyway, good luck! * Umm... okay! ========================= obj_dw_church_pianopuzzle ========================= * Hmm... I wonder if we need to play something specific? * Perhaps there's a hint somewhere... * ... wait, it's a puzzle? Thought Kris was just jamming. * Dude, what if you just smashed all the keys? * That'll probably work, right? * ... Looks like the music is incomplete. * Maybe we need another hint...? * Or, maybe you just gotta play something cooler. ========================== obj_dw_church_remote_piano ========================== ??? Pitch Hold ~1 : Quit ========================== obj_dw_church_rightconnect ========================== * Ah! Soldiers, brimming with youth. Seek you to join the ranks of the Cuptains? * Heave ho! Together we shall stack in crimson tower, to the Savior of our Princesses. * Now then, get climbing! To the eaves, to the eaves! * What? Can't you climb? * Ah, neither can us all; just some bravery will do, just some bravery. * They say a pianolike organ rests above, opening the way for those who play it. * Unfortunately, I lack the grip strength to reach such a place... But do you? * I cannot grip, nor can I sip. ... Trouble is brewing for a man like me. * Our Princesses, the water fairies, wait for us in the high above. * Climb, climb we must! * ... Yes, there's one down here, too... * But any good Cup knows a Princess's value is equal to their height. * A ground-bound Princess is not worth washing your hands with. * I did clamber my best, but I found no Princess here. * Unless, perhaps, this pillar itself is the Princess... * Yes, this Princess must be shy, or sleeping. I will wait. I will wait. * This is a Kingdom without King or Prince. * Flaky disciples, lost in meaningless worship. * Old scholars, greyed by research forgotten. * Fairies, princesses, soldiers.. * On the outskirts, ghasts, wild beasts of horror and sloth... * ... And, of course, a Dark Knight! * I shan't seek my fortune here. 'tis a doomed place. * Should you fancy me to join your court, I would be but brimming with pleasure. =================================== obj_dw_church_ripplepuzzle_postgers =================================== * You can't go in. Too crowded. There is a line just to get out. * Meanwhile, I'm in the line to get in. * ... Between us, it is a deadlock. * Oh, standing still in a line. It's so exhilarating. * Even if I'm in a line by myself. Hug the wall Don't * (It's a wall... It looks solid.) Kris? Kris? * (You hug the wall...) * (Too solid.) * R e l a x... * (Your TP was recovered!) * (... But, because you're out of battle, it doesn't matter.) * (It appears to be a light switch.) * (... It won't budge!) * (Seems it's actually a heavy switch.) * (It's a heavy light switch.) * (It appears to be a light switch.) * (... huh? There's a small red cup waving at you from atop the switch.) * (... This must be what they mean by "switch-exclusive content".) * (The cup bakes nine tense doughs. Exclusively on the switch.) * Don't let me slow ya down! * I'll be right behind ya! * Are y'all okay? You're moving kinda slow! All good Speed it up * Did you need somethin'? * Can do! * Hey, if we're gonna have to watch you... * ... Can you walk ANY FASTER!? * Of course, miss! * ... know what? * YOU GUYS handle the old man. I'm gone. * I, um... should go follow her... * ... Gee, guess I better catch up, too. =========================== obj_dw_church_rippleworship =========================== * Should be up there... up North. * (You hear whispering...) * (Its expression is frozen in worship...) ===================== obj_dw_church_ripseq1 ===================== * It's... awfully dark in here, isn't it...? * Yeah, it's the Dark World. * Right... but I mean... * ? * Hey, did you just... hear something? * KRIS!!! RUN LEFT, NOW!!! ========================= obj_dw_church_secretpiano ========================= * ... Did you just hear something? * It sounded a bit like a fireplace opening up. * Dude, too specific. But yeah. * Melodies three, there be. * Two in the southern towers * One where gold strikes water. ========================== obj_dw_church_shadowgerson ========================== * Hahaha! Dude, that totally happened! * Didn't know the prophecy was supposed to be this accurate. * It... it is, Susie. * Everything it says... will come to pass. * Damn... So it like, actually predicts the future? * Dude, that's actually like a big deal. * Yes... it is, a big deal, Susie! * ... there, uh, aren't any where I do anything cool, right? * Umm... * H-hey! * Dude, did you see that? Someone's sneaking around... * Kris, keep your guard up... ======================= obj_dw_church_sideclimb ======================= * You dare awaken m'lady from her peaceful slumber...!? * If you shall press further... then we shall have no choice... * ... but to duel for her honor! * En-guarde! * Our lady...!!! * Water you guys doing? You woke me up! * Well, we... * I told you not to wake me up! What is this, the fifth time?! * ...Ahh, I can't stand this place... * Charging up the biggest jump... That's the secret to going the fastest! * But I keep... bumping...! I must not... Bump! For my lady! * I heard some noise up there... My lady, is she in trouble? * I must hasten to climb up... I must charge my jump... * Incredible climbing speed! Your fastest time for the first lap is ~1 seconds! * Incredible climbing speed! Your fastest time for the second lap is ~1 seconds! * (It's an exclusive trophy. You feel a sense of achievement.) * (...) * (But... it wasn't actually an achievement.) ======================= obj_dw_church_staircase ======================= * Looks like... this is the Fountain. * ... Yeah, guess this is it. * ... phew. * Kris, Susie, I suppose I'll see you in the Castle Town. * Yeah... * Let's have another tea party or something! * Haha, sure, Susie! =========================== obj_dw_church_stairspreview =========================== * The Lightners' service has never gone on without me, ka-ka! * I must be the most important of all, ka-ka! * That guy is the fire extinguisher. * Not that that's not important. ======================== obj_dw_church_steelstaff ======================== * (Perhaps if you play part of a bar, the bars will part.) ======================== obj_dw_church_susiesnote ======================== * (It's a bit hard to read the characters, but it looks like this...) =========================== obj_dw_church_tallbookcases =========================== * O, there once was a great fortepiano up above! How it sang in gold... * Until the Grand Door opened, releasing a cacophony of ancient witches. * They did away with its fine timbres... leaving naught but dissonance. * But, Warriors! I heard rumor you did solve the piano's mystery. * Though the piano be gone, its song may play on in our hearts... * O, that the mystery of the piano was not solved! * And now... it shall never be. * O, the Pianosong, it plays on in my heart. * Duh duh duh, doo doo doo, dee dee dah... and stuffs. ===================== obj_dw_church_turtles ===================== * I think we should stay with the old man. ======================= obj_dw_church_warpflame ======================= Yes Do Not * (A pink flame... it glows hesitatingly.) Return to beginning * (A red flame... it glows hesitatingly.) Return to save point * (A pink flame... it glows hurriedly.) Return to save point * (A red flame... It glows with finality.) Go to Fountain * (A green flame... It glows with knowledge.) Go to Old Man's Study * (A green flame... It glows with anticipation.) Go to Grand Door * (The Blue Flame flickers with the vision of a battle unfinished...) Return to Dark * (The Blue Flame flickers with the vision of a battle unfinished...) Return to Shadow =========================== obj_dw_church_waterfallroom =========================== Yes No * (It's a wall made of bells. Climb it?) * It's too slippery to climb... If only you had something to help you climb. * (You climbed the wall of bells...) * Hey, we finally got to the end of this stupid room! * ... huh? * Something... Something's coming... * Run!!!! * Hey... Wait a gosh darn minute... * (Something long and stringy is blocking the way.) ============================== obj_dw_church_waterfalltearoom ============================== * What are we running from? * There was... that thing... you know... * Y'know, I was just about to have some tea. * Feel free to join me if you like! * Uhh, sure! * Sure, why the hell not. * Yeah, it would be cool but we got stuff to do. * Geh heh, alright! Guess I won't have any either! * Good! Geh heh heh... * We already had tea. This afternoon. * Right. That was the afternoon tea. The relaxation tea. * This is the midnight tea. That stuff that sets your heart and mind afire... * Ready for a long night's journey sittin' at your desk. * ... it ain't for the faint of heart. * Umm, what's... in it? * Chamomile, mostly. ... And what else, what else. * Oh right. Water. * Geheheheh eheheh!!! * (Well, at least it seems safe to drink...) * So, you three have had a mighty journey so far, have you? * Uh... Yeah. I guess you could say that. * Well now, how about telling me about your adventures? * Uh... * (Hey Ralsei, would it be okay to tell him that...?) * (I don't see why not...) * Sure, all right then, listen up! * (Susie animatedly explained all of your adventures so far...) * ... and now we're here! Pretty awesome, huh!? * Geheheh! Yes, what an excellent tale. * I especially liked the part where you acted out the battles... * ...using the silverware and sugar cubes. * Hey, how else is he gonna know how cool we were? * ... Well, thanks for the tea, old man. * We gotta go get back to our hero stuff. * Will ya come by my study later? * Yeah, sure. Not like we got a choice. * ... * Ain't no better story than one told with sparkling eyes. * She ain't got no fear, that one. Doubt, irony, that's what poisons your story... * That, and too much predictability. * So, young man... What do you think happens next? * H... huh? * I... I guess we'll... just have to see. * Hmm, hmm. * Drink up. It's still hot now. * ... thank you. * You, I noticed you haven't touched your tea yet. * ... Close your eyes. * ... You're really just going through the motions, huh? * Something tough's going on with you. ... I can tell that sorta thing. * And now, you still gotta go through your day. Still gotta talk, fight, do homework... * I bet it all feels pointless, don't it. It's almost an insult that the earth's still turnin'. * ... but don't you give up. Even if you gotta do those motions... * Trying to find something, anything in them, that means a little something... ya hear? * (You sipped the tea. ... it's very sweet.) * (You drank it slowly, feeling a warmth spread across your body...) * (Until, only a thin, sickly syrup was left cold at the bottom.) * That's the nice thing about tea. You can always count on it, geheheh... * Right, young man? * Yes... Yes, that's right. * Kris, whenever you want, I can make you tea as well, with lots of sugar... * No, even... I mean, even if you don't especially ask for it...! * And... * ... Well, if tea's not your fancy, how about... * (Shine... shine...) * How about an apple? * (... You heard something being placed in front of you.) * (...) * (...) * Umm, Kris...? Here, um... I'll... I'll help! * Here, umm, I'm holding it in front of your... * (Your teeth lurched forward to bite the apple.) * (A sweet sensation spread through your mouth...) * That's right! Just take a bite, Kris... * (Each time you felt a new piece of the apple, your teeth would bite it...) * (... until nothing was left but the core.) * Ahh, Kris! D-Don't eat so fast...! * Kris, don't eat the-- * (Your teeth clenched into something small and hard... crack!) * (... A bitter taste spread through your mouth.) * ... don't, eat the core, Kris... haha. * (... You felt a handkerchief wiping your face.) * ... Kris... * You can, um, open your eyes... you know. * Huh? When did, um, the old man leave? * Anyway, let's go, Kris. ========================= obj_dw_church_worshiproom ========================= * Shh! * This is a statue of our holy ancestor. * A shame we could not meet... * What brilliant sermon of peace might we have heard? * Our holy ancestor...! * The statue stands in reverence. * Where is our great ancestor!? * This babbling fool must have done something...! * Oh, what a tragedy. Our great ancestor has disappeared! * The scourge that committed this crime should suffer! * Begone! Begone! * (It's some kind of statue.) * What are you doing? * I'm trying to protect these statues of my ancestors! * A shame I could not meet them. * They must've been brilliant... * ... unlike the rest of the brutes and barbarians around here. * If only these brutes had more filial piety! * Oh, talking archaeology! It was easier to worship the placid stone. * Still, if my ancestors want to "kick my ass", I must simply allow it. * They said they know what an acorn is. That's no good. * If you know, it means you can't ask what it is! ======================== obj_dw_churchb_bookshelf ======================== Yes No * (There's a peculiar book here. Read it?) * And so wept the fallen star, making rivers with its tears. * Then, slowly, from the bitter water, something grew. * It looked like glass. where the tail. pointed the children would grow, the Lost forest followed * I heard something in between. Something in between. * It was mixed up. * The poor children! ============================== obj_dw_churchb_darkclimb_scene ============================== * Kris!? Hey, didn't I tell you to wait for a sec!? * If... there's something about me here, then... I... * Huh...? * The last... prophecy...? * Is this... * What happens... at the end...? * ... huh? It's... * It's telling us how to save the world...? * Hey, Kris, this'll make everything easy, right!? * Hey, I... I was reading that! * ... Old man? * W-wait!!! ======================== obj_dw_churchb_darkclimb ======================== * Kris! Over here! * Gah! Get off of me! Why aren't my attacks working? * Thanks! I owe you one. * Got you! * Be more careful, dumbass. * C'mon! I see the top! * ...It's a long way back up... * ... * The floor... * ... is... is something down there...? * Guess that answers that! * Damn, that was close... * Hey... * Hey, Kris, I think I see it...! * C'mon! =========================== obj_dw_churchb_extinguisher =========================== * Susie... I... * There's a few things I still can't say, but... * From now on, I want to... * I want to... tell you everything I can. * ... So, uh, know any codes to any doors? * Umm... No, haha. I do not. * ... then, uh, anything about Noelle...? * Umm... * I know which items of ours she can equip? * Then again, YOU'RE supposed to equip Ribbons... * 'kay, you actually know jack. Great. * I suppose this leads back to the start... * ... Do you three want to know the code to the door? * ... uhh, yeah. * It's 2202! * Haha, it's written on me! Since I'm the most important! * Umm, thanks! * ... * ... * We'll... go seal the fountain. * ... okay! * The Lightners' service has never gone on without me, ka-ka! * I must be the most important of all, ka-ka! * I'm the most important, ka-ka! * No matter what, I'm still here! * Do you want to know what I know!? Ka-ka! * ... not now, dude. ======================== obj_dw_churchb_fireplace ======================== * Damn, it's dark in here... * Hey! * Hey, old man! The hell are you going!? * C'mon, Kris! After him! ======================= obj_dw_churchb_fountain ======================= * Pretty sick, right? * You should try making one sometime, it's cool. * (It glows with a backwards light.) * I... I actually did it. * Hey, Kris, I made a Dark Fountain! * Pretty cool, right...? Heh. * Maybe I'll let you do it next time. * Let's go. ====================== obj_dw_churchb_gallery ====================== * An awful beast! A relief this creature was before our time. * From the body shape, it seems to have eaten meat and fire. * Ahhh... overachiever! * The stone tablets carved in mansbeard, a font of knowledge. * Spellings were different back then. And better. * Look how realistic the rendering of the water is by the stone. * To our progenitors, this must've been the peak of beauty! * How rustic our ancestors were. No headdress in sight. * They must've concerned themselves only with their work... * We should be like them! We should eat only nuts and seeds. * A beautiful specimen, although only the hard carapace remains. * If only we could see its delicate pieces... * It may have had beautiful feathers, or even a fleshy posterior. * A beautiful specimen! * Welcome to Club Apatheia. * This is an archaeological exhibit. * Today's history, tomorrow's archaeology. * "The Gallery of Ancient Faces." * (It's a stone cooler. Not particularly useful.) * These ancient once-celled organisms, seem to have lived a simple life. * Look how they band together. Lessons could be learned, could be learned. * (A familiar looking statue.) * I'm waiting to turn to stone. Hurry up, will you? * (It's a statue stand... it has your name on it.) * Yes, you will be a fossil too, won't you? * A huge fossil, falling down, breaking, smashing EVERYTHING! * HAHAHA! I myself, will be crushed as well! * He looks so... original. * (An original looking statue.) ========================== obj_dw_churchb_gersonchase ========================== Left Right Up Down Church Bell Violin Drum Guitar * Hey! Slow the hell down, old man! * We're trying to talk to you! * Damn, can't see anything in here... Hear it I can't hear it * Hey Kris, wait a sec. * Do you hear that noise...? Honestly, I can Honestly, I can't * ... what? You honestly can't hear it? * ... huh. Well, I can... ~1 ~1 * It sounds like it was coming from... * Another noise... sounded like it was coming from... * Huh? No, it was ~1, right? ~1 ~1 * Yeah! It totally sounds like... * Yeah, this way! * Huh? No, it was ~1... right? * Hey! I heard something again! * Quick, over here! * D-dammit... * Kris, I slipped and fell down somewhere! * Stay there, okay? I'm gonna look for a way back... * (Left in complete darkness...) * (Seems there's nothing left to do but close your eyes.) * (And think about how Susie is doing now.) ========================== obj_dw_churchb_gersonstudy ========================== * Hey, I was right!! It's the old man's study! * He must've been... leading us here, right? * Now all we gotta do is get ahold of him... * ... hey, Kris. * You think he'd... want to come to our Castle Town? * I mean, obviously he would, right? * ... * Might mean... taking the hammer, but... * ... I'm sure he'd be cool with it though, right? Yes No * (It's an unmanned table of item...) * (... take some?) * (It's a Rhapsotea. Take it for $~1?) * Hey, that's the old man's, dumbass! * You gotta leave some money or something... * ... yeah, that's not the cool type of stealing. * ... Dude, that's a $100. It costs $99. * We gotta, uh... make change. * ... * Nah, screw it. I'm not doing that. * (You paid an extra $1 for the Rhapsotea...) * Check it. Perfect change, loser. * Dude, you can't even hold it. Too much stuff. * The hell are you lugging around, anyway? * Wrong bill, dumbass. That's not enough! ====================== obj_dw_churchb_library ====================== * Hey, Kris! Look, it's Ralsei, when we first met him! * ... Guess... all three of us have our own prophecies, too. * If Ralsei's the lonely prince... * ... Wonder what we are...? * C'mon, there's gotta be another one ahead! * It is a pile of particularly sturdy books. * We know nothing. We understand... nothing. * We know everything. We understand everything. * I am the philosopher. * You sought to return the dream. * You sought to return the dream. * But the lighting of the mind has changed. At best you can only see another side. =============================== obj_dw_churchb_libraryconnector =============================== * Hey, this has gotta be you...! * ... weird illustration, though. * Plus, why's it calling you a "cage"...? * Shouldn't you be something more like... * "The cool"? Then for the picture, they can like... * Use my drawing where you're saying "Susie rulez". Heh. * Show you, like, doing a flip or something. Heh. * ... The girl... * You think that... means me? * Like, my prophecy's next... * ... heh, I... I wonder what it says. * C'mon. * I heard there's something inside the acorn. * But I don't know where to find an acorn. * Or even what one is in the first place. * We must find a way. * We must find a way to use alchemy to make this acorn. * Whose dream is this? * Kris's dream? * Susie's dream? * Whose dream is this? * Knight's dream? * My dream? * Whose dream is this? * ... you left it here. ================== obj_dw_churchb_man ================== * KRIS, THERE YOU ARE. THE PATIENTS ARE WAITING FOR YOU. * YES, I KNOW I'M QUITE SMALL FOR A SECRETARY. * BUT, KNOCKOFFS DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN... * WELL? HOW DID THE SESSION GO? * THEY SAY ART IS THERAPEUTIC. * ... WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THE PATIENT, ANYWAY? * WELL, YOU GOT PAID, DIDN'T YOU? * (He is behind the tree...) * (Well, there is not a man here.) * (Well, there is a man here.) * (Well, he seems to be pointing at something and nodding.) Yes No * (Well, there is a canvas here.) * (Will you draw?) * (Kris picked up a pencil.) * (They began by sketching what they had seen behind the tree.) * (But, as they sketched, the line began to err, as if the pencil had lost its way.) * (So they started again, drawing over the lines they had already made.) * (Many times, they would suddenly halt, or the pencil drifted into a new drawing...) * (So, they started over, over, over again.) * (Through many repetitions, their movements became faster and smoother...) * (... until without looking, they had completed a sketch in a single, wild line.) * (...) * (In the end, as a result of layering the sketches on top of each other...) * (... The surface of the canvas was nothing more than a monochrome smear.) * (...) * (Next, a tree was painted over it...) * (... painted over everything...) * (... leaving nothing but a simple still life.) * (... After all, there wasn't anything to look at in the room besides a single tree.) * (...) * (Kris got up. It seemed the painting was complete.) * (...) * (But, their hand, smudged with graphite...) * (... was still moving, as if to trace some unseen shape.) * (You admired the texture of the canvas.) * (An Egg was picked up from a nearby easel.) * (Someone seems to be making a painting of a tree.) * (However, strangely, it seems that they haven't drawn the bark yet.) * (It's a sink.) * (It would be ridiculous if you painted something and there was nowhere to wash your hands.) * (You ran water over your hands, and dried them.) * (Between your fingers, a faint grey crease glittered stubbornly.) * (... You can never wash it all away.) * Oh...! I'm sorry. I was so into drawing I didn't notice you! * Are you here for Art Club? * Right, this is where we draw pictures, and don't kill each other! * ... What am I drawing? Oh, don't look. I'm not finished yet... * How did I get here? Hmm... * I can't say I remember. * ... I was in such a rush, I didn't look where I was going at all! * (It seems to be occupied.) ============================ obj_dw_churchb_moneyfountain ============================ * .ecnarbmemer ruoy wohs lliw noitanod taerg a ,edis rehto eht ot ssap uoy nehW * (The water is gleaming... gold coins are glittering inside.) * (The water is frozen in emptiness.) * You are the donator. Your money has turned into fine gold. * In total, you reached ~1 Gold. * You are one of the donators. * Between you and another, you reached ~1 Gold. * Although small, such actions may inspire others. * Although you may have felt a bit flushed, it was certainly the right move. * The National Mint would like to award you for your service. * The heavens were certainly moved to tears by your generosity. * How absurd... * You may as well give money to a spider. * Take what is in the treasure box as if it is yours. ======================== obj_dw_churchb_nongerson ======================== * Damn, the hell am I gonna find a way back...? * Maybe if I just... * Try and listen what's around me...? * ... Old... man? * Old man, that's you, right...? * Old man, hey! We've been looking for you! * There's like... this door code, and... * I thought you might know the... * ... Hey... old man... * Are you... okay? ================================ obj_dw_churchb_prophecyencounter ================================ * ...There's that prophecy again. The one with... us. * ... * ...It's... pretty hard to believe. * Not just... that things have been predicted, sure. * But that... I'm... part of it too, I guess. ============================ obj_dw_churchb_rotatingtower ============================ * Gotta be honest, Kris. I've never... * I've never really gotten picked... * ... for anything before. * No one ever wanted to be my partner in class. * ... Even got chosen last in gym. * But this...? * This is like... Something else, y'know? * Something... important. * Kris... before, I didn't think I could be a hero. * I wasn't good enough. I mean, I was... bad. * I still kinda am bad. In some ways, I guess. * But now, I... I got hope crossed on my heart. * Hope, written in truth. Written somewhere... * Written somewhere no one can erase!j * Kris! Kris...! * Hey, look! It's me!! * "The girl with hope crossed on her heart." * Man, that's... That's bad ass, isn't it!? * You think there's anything else about us? * Don't just stand there, let's keep looking! * H... hey... * Wh-what does that mean...? That I... * I... * Kris, I... I've gotta find the next one! * You, uh... you can stay here! Yes No * I am the philosopher. * Haven't you heard of Hyperlink Blocked? * I feel like I haven't heard of it, * But I don't know why. * You haven't heard of it! * Is that right, is that right? ============================= obj_dw_churchb_staircaseintro ============================= * Hey, is it me, or does something seem... off? * I guess it's like Ralsei said... * Every Dark World is different. * Let's go. * Well, this is it... * See ya in a sec. ====================== obj_dw_churchb_windows ====================== * What do you call a man with one eye? * Why does the angel make its cry? * Who will call the girl who snows? * I don't know... ha ha ha... I don't know! Eat Do Not * (It's sacred moss.) * (Eat it?) * (The moss was consumed with gusto!) * (You left the moss for the next person. Pass it on...) ====================================== obj_dw_churchc_angelprophecy_encounter ====================================== Yes No * Treasure? There is no treasure... only experience. * The other side of your mind... did you miss something there? * We are all liars now. Yes, it's fun being a liar. * It's absolutely true. Oh, sink me, the unbeliever. I should be a statue. * Of course you didn't. There's nothing to miss. * Those who can't speak the truth are liars. * And none of us can know the truth now, so we're all liars! * Look for yourself! There's nothing back there, is there? * Liar! Your hands are shining. You took and made, took and made. * Tickets and cards, drawn in gray, a trace - repeated, repeated! - it's all so clear! * ... though, it would be a lie if I said I understood it! * You speak the truth so confidently. * You are safe now, but you have the makings of a liar. ============================ obj_dw_churchc_angelprophecy ============================ * Hey, below the words, that picture... * ... What the hell... is that supposed to be...? * That... that's the Angel, Susie. * What... to my understanding, it actually looks like. * ... * I... I dunno about that, man. * (It's a prophecy...) * (... Looking at it made you feel strange. You did not investigate further.) ========================= obj_dw_churchc_darkswords ========================= * It's getting dark... Let's stick together. * ...!? * D... Damn it! * It's so dark... we can't see anything... * If this keeps up, we'll be... * K... Kris? * Kris...? What is that... light? * S... Susie...! What are you doing...!? * ... Like I'm going to let Kris hog all the bullets. * Susie... Kris... as long as... * There's any pain I can take in your place... * I'll be there, okay? * ... Looks like that's the end of it. * ... Yeah. * ... Let's finish this. ========================= obj_dw_churchc_encounter1 ========================= * Do you hear that? * The second Fountain... * It's calling us. * The Knight must already be over there... * Kris... let's go. ========================= obj_dw_churchc_finalclimb ========================= * The fountain... * I can feel its presence just past this wall... * H... hey! W-wait!!! * The hell are we going to climb up there now...? * FRAINDS NEED HELP...? * Mr. Jack, what are you doing here? It's dangerous... * Yeah, get back to the study, dude. * JACK FEAR NO DANGER!! * FRAINDS HELP JACK CLAIMB OUT OF PIT OF BAD FEELINGS AND LONELY NESTS * JACK WILL HELP FRAINDS CLAIMB ANYTHING NOW!! * ... Not like we have another choice anyway. * OKI TOKI ON MY SHOULDERS PLEASE :-) * WALL BECOMES THIN HERE... LET'S BE CAREFUL... * H-hey! * FRAINDS... * IF JACK MOVE... * WALL BREAK... EVERYONE FALL DOWN... * The hell are we supposed to do, then... * ... CLAIMB OFF JACK... LEAVE JACK HERE... * What? Hell if we're leaving you behind! * Susie... * ... * We... We just have to be realistic. * ... * Let's just... Climb off. Carefully. * JACK... STAY HERE... VERY STILL. * Sorry, Jack... We'll seal the fountain as fast as we can. * JACK!!! * ... * Damn it... * We... We didn't see him land or anything * You think there's any chance... He's still okay? * Ralsei, what do you think? * I... * ... * That * Goddamn knight... * That GODDAMN KNIGHT!!! * Susie, don't climb so fast!! * NO WORRY... JACK JUST HANG ON AND... * You guys... The hell are you doing here!? * We apologize for our belated realization... * But you three are the heroes, are you not!? * The story of your kindness... Has become legendary!! * And so, posthaste, we come to aid you in your battle... * Go forth... and defeat the Knight! * Everyone... thank you so much! * Heh, guess being nice kinda pays off...! * Now let's go kick that Knight's ass! ========================= obj_dw_churchc_prophecies ========================= * Before the clock strikes midnight, the shadow will grow! * O, the shadow will grow, serpentine! * Even when the clock ran back, the shadow was growing! * A patch of shadow, slithering on, slithering on, serpentine! * ... So sayeth our ancestors. Crazy fellows, the lot! ===================================== obj_dw_churchc_savepoint_judgmentbell ===================================== Ring Do Not * (It's a bell. Ring out judgment?) * (Judgment was decreed. You have been kind...) * (... but the bell rung hollow.) * (... But, you haven't spared everyone you could yet.) * (... Should you go forward? The bell leaves it up to you.) * (... But, there is a foe you haven't met and spared yet.) * (It might not matter. The bell leaves it up to you.) * (... It seems you have spared everyone you could.) ======================== obj_dw_churchc_savepoint ======================== Make Scarlixir ($500) Make Rhapsotea ($300) Do Not * (It's a strange spring, with many chalices.) * (When coins are added, the liquid transforms...) * (Strange spring.) * (Your inventory was full.) * (You didn't have enough to make it.) =============================== obj_dw_churchc_titanclimb1_post =============================== * ... huff... puff... * Looks like we're safe... * ... for the time being. * If we stay here... * ... it's only a matter of time until it finds us. * Ralsei, what... the hell is that thing? * When the Fountain's power becomes too strong... * When the flow of darkness roars wild... * It makes... that. * A Titan. * It's the fear-of-dark. * It's the bump-in-the-night. * It's the shadow of the backside of your mind. * It has no consciousness. * It only exists to destroy. * Well... uh... * How the hell are we supposed to... beat it? * I... * ... I don't think we can... It's hatching so fast. * ... * Unless... * Kris, you can seal Fountains, can't you? * Maybe... if the Titan... is anything like a Fountain... * You could... * It... it's found us! * Let's find a place to climb back on, fast... * Wh-what?! It's... it's already spawning!? * Is... everyone all right...? * Yeah... let's get back on. =============================== obj_dw_churchc_titanclimb2_post =============================== * Hahh... hahh... * Doesn't... look like we can go much higher... * ... Ralsei, are you okay...? * I... I'm fine. Just... a little rattled. * Susie... * Don't mention it. * Let's... go. * End... of the line, huh. * It... seems so. * Guess we just... wait for the Titan to show up, huh. * ... no. * It's already... been here the whole time. * H... Hey dumbass! * Don't know if you got the memo... but... * We're heroes. * And there's a whole lot of stuff written in our lives * ... we haven't gotten to see yet. * So get out of our way. * Or... as soon as my hands stop shaking... * My axe is gonna chop you in half, got it!? * Kris! Ralsei! Let's go!! * My... My heroes! It was difficult, but... * I managed... to climb up... to... support you. * Please... take what is in the treasure box. ========================== obj_dw_churchc_titanclimb2 ========================== * Hurry! Something is coming after us! * Kris! Get over here! =================== obj_dw_gerson_study =================== * What!? You emerged from the green flame... * ... Well, you may as well head back through. * This study has fallen to naught more than a lonely shack. * Warriors! Gather your courage, and return through the green flame. * "The Axe which nests beyond the pyre * Awakes from rest by golden choir * 3 tunes bekiss'd in dulcet wire * Which whispers in the darkest mire." * ... huh. * ... uh... * ... It sounds like there's some sort of cool axe. * ... Ralsei? * Um-- huh? Sorry, maybe the old man knows something about it? * Nah, screw it. We'll find it ourselves. * ... Yeah, maybe we could ask him. * Seems the Central Door up the stairs is open now. * That oughta lead where you gotta go. * ... what do ya reckon that Knight fellow is, anyhoo...? * I don't... really know, I guess... * Last night, in the Light World... I saw them. * Was too dark to see much, but guess they're a Lightner. * Who they actually are, I have no idea. * I... can't think of anyone as messed up as them. * Making fountains... kidnapping people.. like... * Why do ya reckon they're doin' it? * ... Huh? I... I dunno. Maybe they just... * I mean, maybe... they just wanna see everything burn. * Too bad we're gonna kick their ass first! * ... Geheheh, that so? Well, good luck to you all! * Oh, jes' workin' on a little personal letter! * ... Miss, ya mind proofreadin' what I got so far? * Ugh... fine. * ... Hey, all you've written is "The"!! * So I have, so I have! Ha ha! I'll keep goin' then! * Well, we got a new big friend in here! And me... * Still workin' bit by bit on my letter! * Hey, what's that drawing in the corner...? * That? ... just a doodle o' you fellas! * Wait a sec, you drew it wrong! * Oh? Here, take the pen then.. * See, Kris wasn't saying "SUSIE RULEZ." * Geh ha ha, a classic mistake, that! * Gotta draw yourself in too, dumbass. * Hmm, I'm missin' my shell. * Yeah, you haven't earned that yet. * Oh, just finishin' up my letter, I suppose... * Huh? Thought you said you were done. * Nah, a writer ain't ever satisfied! * Heh. That sounds annoying. * Oh, it sure is! Geh hahaha! ==================================== obj_elnina_lanino_rematch_controller ==================================== Wow. Again, perfect chemistry with that attack. Just perfect. Oh, I felt it! I felt sparks flying! Me too, haha. ... Except for. Except for that lamp... Yes, that was really weird... Yeah, I didn't like that... It did make the attack stronger. It did. But it was weird. We didn't like it. I think. What? It was bad. Yeah. ... probably. What? Battle's over! * The forecast whispers nothings like sweet droplets. * The forecast sparkles with cold beauty. * The forecast burns with hot passion. * The forecast shines with a soft romantic glow. * Lanino and Elnina are hyping each other up! Just survive! So you've caught on to our forecasts! Nice work, you little sunshines! But, winning us over won't be that easy! Here comes the rain...! Haha, nice try, but the weather's only warming up! Elnina, tell them what's next! Wait. Can I just say... that we are doing so amazing right now? Tonight's weather is... Tonight's weather is... Drop. Moisturous drop. Crystal. Shinerous crystal. Moon. Glorious moon. Sun. Brilliant sun. Oh, Elnina... You're amazing. Amazingly cool, that is. And I love the romantic music they have in this Dojo. Oh, Elnina, me too! Me too! Anyway, here's our last attack! The Two Celestial Bodies, The Perfect Forever Couple! The Two Celestial Bodies, The Perfect Forever Couple! ======================== obj_elnina_rematch_enemy ======================== * ELNINA - She's just over the moon for Lanino. ============== obj_fusionmenu ============== Lanino&Elnina ------------- ------------- ------------- ------------- The weather always sticks together! Predict the forecast and win! ExecBuffet --- --- --- --- =================== obj_gerson_fountain =================== Toss unwanted item Toss unwanted weapon Toss unwanted armor Quit Select an object. Object tossed. Nothing to toss. Select an ITEM to toss. Select a WEAPON to toss. Select an ARMOR to toss. Toss it for * (It's a pool of water.) Toss Exit ========================== obj_gerson_item_steal_anim ========================== Woah there! I ain't usin' items, so fair's fair, ain't it!? ===================== obj_gerson_rudebuster ===================== PRESS PRESS Z ================ obj_gerson_table ================ Shall we choose something? Umm, and here's change! Sorry, Kris! No money... No room... Let's SELL upstairs! Whee! Into our STORAGE! What are ya lookin for? Thanks! Wa ha ha. You're a bit short on cash. You're carrying too much! Sent to your STORAGE! =================================== obj_gold_cat/Collision_obj_blue_cat =================================== LEVEL ============== obj_guei_enemy ============== * Guei looks TIRED. Perhaps Ralsei's MAGIC, PACIFY would be effective... * Guei looks TIRED. DEFEND to gain TP, then try Ralsei's MAGIC, PACIFY...! * Guei turns its head like a bird. * Guei rattles its claws. * Guei wags its tail. * Guei howls hauntingly. * Smells like teens. * Smells like spirits. * Guei's flames flicker weakly. * Guei looks satisfied in some odd way. * GUEI - A strange spirit said to appear when the moon waxes. * You started the exercism! * You encouraged Guei to exercise! * Everyone encouraged Guei to exercise! How's it goin'? * Called the OldMan! Nothing happened! Hmm, you called it a battle, but I don't see much fightin'. Get out of here!! These guys are tough!! Alright, alright... Whoops, dropped my cane. Ya mind getting that for me? We don't hurt the enemies, we SPARE them! Spare, huh? Like this? Y... you recruited them!? Huh, whaddya know, it works! I'll let you kids finish your battle! Geh heh heh! * (But, the battle was already over.) * (The Old Man received 438 Dark Dollars.) * Susie told a story about the living dead! * Susie told a ghost story! * Ralsei told a family-friendly story about a lovable yet lonely ghost! * Ralsei quoted a holy book! * Damn, that stupid cane made us get hit! ============== obj_halo_enemy ============== Halo, goodeye! Halo, goodeye! Halo, are you listening? You oppose the revolution? Open your eyes Open your eyes Viva la revolution! Viva la revolution! To spin, is to trust * Winglade molts and revolts. * Winglade watches distrustfully. * Winglade draws flowers with its blade. * Winglade rotates aggressively. * Smells like old down pillow. * Winglade sheds feathers heavily. * Winglade flutters trustfully. * Winglade's eye flutters shut. * WINGLADE - A radical blade with feathers at the hilt. * You spun masterfully! * You spun hypnotically! * You and Susie spun masterfully! * You and Susie spun hypnotically! * Everyone spun masterfully! * It's a whirlwind...! * Susie wobbles like a top! * Ralsei rotates like a gyro! =========================== obj_hammer_of_justice_enemy =========================== So you got moves, so what? You're facing a hero. There isn't anything that's gonna stand in our way! So the story goes, so the story goes. But ain't every story better with a little twist? H... huh? Something feels... off... You won't learn anything runnin' away, y'know! If you've got guts, let's see how you deal facing everything head-on!! (Kris, help me out!) If you've got guts, c'mon and let your axe do the talking! You gotta BLOCK, you understand?! (Kris, don't mess this up) As long as you're GREEN, you can't run away! Unless you FACE DANGER HEAD ON... These bullets will do you in! Did you ever hear that old tale? Yes, the old tale, based upon the prophecy... Lord of the Hammer. Think I heard about it. What happens? Chapter 1 The March of the Dark King. The heroes defeat the king and stop the dragon. Chapter 2 The City of the Shining. The heroes do battle in chariots to save the Queen. Chapter 3, The Isles of Northernlight. The heroes travel among the islands and catch a glimpse of a lost land. Chapter 4, The Trials of the Holy Hammer. A great smith gives the heroes a terrible weapon. Chapter 5, The Field of Pink and Gold. The vast garden is charred in an inferno of jealousy. ...What happens next? Geheheh! Who knows? There was only one more chapter... After that, It all stopped. That next book, it never did get written. The story, it became so grand, so overwhelming, Some say it swallowed up the author himself. The ones who could write the next, the youth, the pen was lying there for them to pick up. To make the next page. ...they never did. But you, my dear? I see a story lit up in your eyes... Burnin' bright... Burnin' black. Burnin' up everything. The bell's ringin' now. Seems we've reached the final rounds. So... how do you think it all ends? No, how do you want it to end? An ending, huh... ...If I could choose… I guess... I wouldn't have an ending! It's just better if stuff just... goes on forever, right? Gah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Well ain't that somethin'. At this late hour, with the bells ringing out their justice. You choose eternity. Miss, hold on dearly to that thought. For the tides of fate are drawing close. And soon, an ocean of ink shall wash across the pages. But... there is one thing that can overwrite the dark. A white pen, known as hope. Miss! I believe... this is what you hold. Me? Nah, Kris has the pen. My weapon's like a hairbrush or something. Geh-hahahahaha! Is that so? Is that SO??? Yep. Now shut up and give me that axe! Wh... what kind of cheap trick was that!? Sorry, thought you'd hit it back! Geh heh heh! Oh yeah!? I'll show you!! Kris, let's use it again!! Hmm, dunno what you just did, but you should probably keep it up! ... y'know, since you're gonna lose if ya don't, gahah! Whew, gaha! What a rush! You're really pickin' this stuff up fast! Now it's my turn...! Before, you said you fancied yourself a hero, didn't ya? Hmmm... That's real interesting. Now, I don't know much about "heroes"... ... But I know that whatever ya call 'em, there is someone. Someone who'll never give up trying to do the right thing, no matter what. There's no prophecy or legend 'bout anyone like that. It's just something I know is true. Now, where's my haircut!? Geh ha ha!! Now, where's my haircut? Geh ha ha! You aren't givin' up now, are ya? Put some shell into it, will ya? * (Hey Kris, if this guy wants a haircut, let's ATTACK...!) * The opponent seems impressed with Susie's guts! * The opponent's seems very impressed with Susie's magic...! * The opponent is reeling from the Rude Buster! * Your ITEMs were taken! * Things are finally starting to get serious! * A bead of sweat forms on the old man's forehead... * The opponent is finally slowing down! ... or speeding up!? * The air crackles green with freedom. * The bells ring in justice... * The bell of justice is ringing... it's for you. * The bell of justice tolls... for a frog. No, a turtle! * The white wind howls! * Smells like steel and leather. * It's one shell of a battle! * Susie rolls her head confidently. * Susie grits her teeth. ... Alright, I figured it out. You wanna see what I got, then... Take THIS!!! Ha, ya missed. ========================= obj_holywatercooler_enemy ========================= Miss Mizzle Dazzle ??? Embezzle Chance to steal item Nuzzle ??? Disgusting. ... What? A battle? I merely wanted to investigate the water container... And suddenly, you have drawn me into a battle? You are brash, young soldier! If you seek my love... You must prove yourself worthy of a princess. Ah! What is this? The chamber can no longer hold me. Oh, you brutes! You scoundrels! What? You treat me like an egg, that you should break me, What have you done? You have broken my chamber! Buble B~1b~2e Glory, glory. Those who seek to conquer hearts by force shall find no pure tincture, But instead a bitter poison, of gnashing teeth and regret. To reveal some hidden beauty in gold and softened ivory. Nay, for love is made of eggshells, And should your love be true, you would already know what lies inside. Now I will seem as all the others... Oh, young soldiers, how cruel you are, that in your quest to make me yours, You would reduce me to this terrible state... ... Goodbye... It seems your affection has caused some change in my form... Ah, it's breaking! * You feel a strong presence from the watercooler. * The watercooler babbles to itself sesquipedalianarily. * The watercooler considers the precise gemstone to compare its own hue to. * The watercooler stays its breath, too precious to waste... and keeps talking. * The watercooler emits an aura of magnanimous condescension. * Smells like water with holes in it. * You hear the sound of raindrops. * You hear a distant thunder. * Waves crash far, far, far below. * Smells like a rainstorm. * HOLYWATERCOOLER - Just seems like a Watercooler with an ego. * MISS MIZZLE - A Mizzle transformed with affection. * You FLIRTED with HolyWatercooler! Romantic are your words... * You begged for mercy... * Everyone chatted around the Watercooler! * (Seems like you should choose a topic...) * (Everyone talked around the watercooler, explicitly about watercoolers!) * You DAZZLEd MISS MIZZLE! * Susie EMBEZZLED an item! * But, there was nothing to steal! * But, your items are full! * But, she failed! * Stole BitterTear! * Ralsei NUZZLEd MISS MIZZLE! * MISS MIZZLE got a little bit tired...! * MISS MIZZLE became TIRED! Too romantic! Have you FLIRTED with another WaterCooler? Wipe your mouth before you speak with one as I, For your phrases, soggy with experience, Dribble like shiny oil from your lips. Young soldier, your words are sweet like honeydew. Is it the first time you have spoken to a lady such as I? First time I flirt with everyone A young knight's first love... No wellspring may be so pure. I shall accept your affection from afar, And store it humbly in a masonry jar. On lonely eves, when I hear naught but the bubbling of my heart, I should open it and listen once more, To the tender whispers of your kindness. You think then, that I shall drink the words From those that would flatter and cajole and find them sweet? Nay! You would do well to save such tangy powders for a man or woman of the tap. Young knight, your words were accepted once before. Already, they are bottled up in a masonry jar, Where, aged with time, they will one day be opened in a far season To blossom with the whisper of old grapes. Continue babbling, and the chalice shall overflow into turbulence, and lose all meaning. Blessed are those who kneel to me, for my waves shall cleanse you. Close your eyes, for as long as you adore my purity, no harm shall follow you. * (HolyWatercooler took mercy on you!) Again you pray! With renewed vigor, But now your hands shake with carbonated nerves And fear drips down your face in painted horror. You beg not for salvation by my purity, but For fear of some ugliness you see reflected in the glass. Once again I shall show mercy, but no more. * (HolyWatercooler took mercy on you!) All around me did you chatter, but your tepid words Have not once been decantered in my direction. Your ignorance bescorns me... Speak well of my nature, and you shall be spared. Recruit Beauty Cactuses are better Flowers Ah, I see... So you offer yourselves to be my recruits. Despite my stature, I hardly hold a court here, For, given respect even by Lightners, I have all I could desire. But, should you behave with quiet dedication, There may be some use for you yet. Impress me! Again you court me, but your words float thin on your intentions puddle-shallow. The estate of a fairy cannot be shared with mortals whose tongues are cracked and dry! Remember me not as a vainglory, Though my face, shining back both sun and moon is brighter and more holy than all stars, And as such, my beauty is more of an objective science, that cannot be denied. Well said. The Bluest Flower, A disciple of my speech Shy to no camera, And a specimen of Elegance and kindness. Should you meet, Please give my regards. * Susie gargles loudly! * Susie breaks a wet floor sign! * Susie snores while awake! * Ralsei sips politely! * Ralsei puts a wet floor sign! * Ralsei makes toothpaste!!! ============================ obj_homealone_basement_convo ============================ * So, uh... * Um... looks like it's just the two... of us... * (Damn, kinda awkward without Kris here...) * (Why do I wish Kris was here...?) * (Maybe...) * (Maybe I could bring up... the Dark World...?) * (Just... say it was... a dream I had?) * (Nah, that'd be weird, right...?) * (I wonder if I...) * (I wonder if I could bring up... the dream I had.) * (Noelle, no! She'll think you're a weirdo!) * (... but...) * Do you... hear something...? From the basement? * Damn... hope it's not the severed hand... * Faha, is that a Blood Crushers 2 reference? * Huh? Dude, you actually know it? * Of course! It's like a super-duper classic! * One day, the protagonist wakes up without a hand... * Then like, they hear music playing in the basement... * And when they go down, it starts attacking them and stuff!! * Cheezus, yeah! That was so freaky! Fahaha! * Y'know, I never, like, saw the original. Only 2. * Gosh, really? I have the box set, do you wanna watch? * Dude, that would be awesome! * Yeah! Gosh, I used to watch it, like, religiously, faha. * It'd be nice to... have someone to watch it with again. * Heheh. * ... what about, uh, Catti? Doesn't she like scary stuff? * Umm... well, she just... takes it a little serious? * Like, analyzes all the magic and stuff. It's a little... * Haha, that's wicked annoying. * Umm, no, no! ... but... yes. * OH, you want to know what else this reminds me of? * So there's this guy that gets really mad about games... * And he made this goofy horror series... * ... about this bucket with ICE-E's face that tries to kill him? * ... umm, have you seen that? * ... no? * Oh. * Well, I think... maybe it's okay if you haven't. * Dude, let's watch that too. * Really? Haha, I have it saved on my phone, here. * Hell yeah. * Haha, this rules. * I have like, a whole playlist. Haha. * Cool. * (It's nice just being quiet next to her...) * (Feels cool just...) * (Just chilling and... not even needing to talk.) * Dude, the lights... * Did, like, the power go out..? * Auugh, Kris! * We know it's you doing one of your stupid pranks! * ... Let's go fix the breaker. * Oops. The tree... * Umm, sorry, Dad didn't clean the basement this year... * Anyways, the breaker's down here somewhere. * You know what REALLY made me afraid of basements? * Like... the underground levels from Dragon Blazers. * The music just repeats over and over again. * Hell yeah. That was weird. * You played it? * Yeah, uhh, only 2. As a kid. * Got it from the lost in found. * Even though it wasn't mine. Hahaha. * Susie! Haha. * I played it secret-style so I wouldn't get in trouble. * Oh my gosh, same. I played 2 with my Dad, but like... * There was like... this Evil Route my parents didn't know about? * I always played it in secret so they wouldn't take it away. * Dude, I think I did that by accident. * Fahaha! You did the Evil Route by ACCIDENT? * Yeah, I like... I didn't know you could be... nice? * So I was just killing everything and getting, like, pissed. * Why the hell is everyone mad? * Pretty sure I'd... do it the good way, now, though. * Maybe. * Gosh, I'd love to see you play it for real. * Well, uh, if you got another copy... * Just leave it in the lost in found I guess. * Faha, maybe I will! * So, uh, where the hell's the breaker? * Oh. That. Right. * I'm, um, looking for that. * Um, yeah, me too. * Dude, what if it wasn't Kris? * Huh? * What if it was a severed hand... * Moving around down here... * ... and then suddenly it reached out and grabbed YOUR hand? * H-hey... * I would, um, die, I guess. * You'd just die? * I think if it touched me, I'd just be dead. * Like, before it even like, attacked? * No, I think I would just, um, die of shock. * Seems easier. * Well, uh. * Guess I would, uh, have to protect you. * What would, um, you do, Susie? * Thumb wrestling. * Hahahaha!! * Okay, where the hell's the breaker, though. * Right? If we keep taking so long... * The severed hand is gonna touch us first. * Oh my gosh, this just brushed against my leg... * What the hell is that!? * It's... it's an... angel doll... * It... it was goddamn moving! * Dude, it, uh, totally moved though. * Let's just... wait and see if it moves... * It's gonna move. * Yeah... ================================== obj_homealone_basement_convo_susie ================================== * ... Damn, I've moved everything but I can't find anything... * ... wonder how Kris's search is going. * ... nothing to do but keep looking, I guess. ============================ obj_homealone_bathroom_convo ============================ * Dum dee dum... * Phew! Cleaning up sure works up an appetite. * ... I wonder if the kitchen has any treats for me... * ... No. Not now. I can't afford to take a break. * Now, more than ever... I need to concentrate. * ... to settle this once and for all. * ... I've got to go look again. ======================== obj_homealone_dess_convo ======================== * So, what happened next? In your dream. * Umm, so we were all riding on rollercoasters... * And you, Kris, and this boy was there... * Kris's costume was kind of... I mean... * Was my coaster cool? * Umm, yeah? It had like, flames on it. * Heheh, yeah. * Honestly, the boy was... strange, though. * Huh? ... why? * He looked... He looked a little like Asriel? * You know, Kris's brother... but not. * Yeah, I mean he does kinda look like Kris's mom. * Huh? * From, uh, what you just said. He would. * Right. It just makes me wonder... why. * In the end I got so overwhelmed I... stopped questioning it. * I ended up... I ended up being in a large city, with Kris. * What was interesting is that... Kris just... * Kris, just acted, not like their normal self? * They acted... Just like they do recently, I guess. * Huh. Kris seems normal recently to me. * And everything was... I guess it was... * Almost like a game or something. * Encountering enemies, finding treasures, stuff like that. * Huh. Never thought of it like that. * And Kris, even though they kept looking at me... * Like they wanted to say something... * Everything that came out of their mouth, sounded... odd. * Like it was like on speaker or something. * Sounds like normal Kris to me. * Well... It wasn't. Something was weird. * I think Kris's just weird, period. * Yeah, sometimes they mumble, sometimes they yell... * But sometimes, it's like... dude, I don't know why, but like... * For some reason they're really really... * Good at flirting? * ... h-huh? W... what makes you say that, Susie? * Uhh... nevermind. * Haven't you like, seen them flirt with people? * With... WHO??? * Like... uhh... enemies? * WHAT ENEMIES??? * Dude, I don't know! I'm just thinking like... damn. * I should get flirting lessons from them. * Oh, flirting lessons. From Kris. Haha. Sounds, fun. * Uhhh, I mean, you're also invited? * (AM I THAT BAD???) * Umm, Susie? I don't think Kris. Would teach me. That. * Damn. Guess it'll just be the three of us then. * WHO'S, THREE??? * Oh. You know, uhhh... * Damnit. Y'know. * Umm? * So there's this boy, that goes to, uh, another school... * And I wanted him to come to the festival, but... * You were, thinking of going together? * Yeah, but y'know, he can't go. * Cause of like, other school. Stuff. * Huh. * I mean, don't get any weird ideas or anything.. * He just, doesn't really get included much. So... * What the heck? That's really sweet of you, Susie. * So I noticed like, there's like... * This photo of you and Kris? On the wall? * Oh my Gosh, that's so old I forgot about it! * I didn't know you were like... umm... close, I guess. * We... I mean, we... * We're just neighbors so, I mean... * We just... ended up seeing each other a lot. That's all. * Okay, but like in the photo, you're like... * Kinda like... riding a Ferris wheel together. * Fahaha, yeah, it was kind of just... You know. Forced. * So, riding a Ferris wheel together, doesn't mean anything? * Ummm, maybe not if it's like... Just like a forced thing? * Oh. * I mean yeah, obviously. I mean, it's just a stupid ride. * ... * So if, theoretically, it was somebody else? It wouldn't... * I MEAN, * Maybe it's more about, how the two people in the wheel, feel? * So, maybe even if it is forced, then... * Okay, cool. Haha. * So how did you feel, back then? * Well, Kris was quiet, and staring out the window... * And suddenly out of nowhere, they shook the whole thing... * And I screamed, and then they turned to me and smiled... * ... * So is that, good or bad? * ... * Umm, I don't remember. I was a kid. * So, uh, anyway. Lemme ask one more thing. * Uhhh... about your dream. * Umm... sure.. * Was there any part with, uh... * I mean, just the two of us... and... * ... * Well, in my dream... * You did have this cute tail. * Huh? * Uhh, okay, well, uhh * Sorry your dream was, stupid and fake. * With that part. * (Then what's wagging behind her...?) * (Let's shut up for a while...) ======================== obj_homealone_dess_phone ======================== ... Susie... guitar...? ... I'll be... right there... =========================== obj_homealone_kitchen_phone =========================== ... dark... fountain... next... ... Susie... must not get... guitar... ... need... soul... Without... soul... Kris... will... ... Susie... guitar... code... stop... ... police... sacrifice... next week... ... church... tonight... ... Kris... dark world... no soul... can't... ...... ...... ...... ========================= obj_homealone_north_convo ========================= * We're almost there, aren't we, old friend? * This time for sure... Tori will finally see. * ... see what really happened. * ... that I just wanted to... protect everyone... * And this time, she'll have to believe me. * ... they all will. * Then... * We'll all be a happy family again... won't we? * ... * It sure is beautiful, isn't it...? * ... this black shard. ===================== obj_jackenstein_enemy ===================== GO... BACK... DARK ZONE! BABY YEAH! ... GHO HO HO... THERE'S NO ESCAIPE FROM THE [DARK ZONE] ...GO BACK... ... YOUR TAKING... TOO LONG... WHAT THE HEACK WAS THAT PUMKIN THAT WAS SCAIRY!!! OH NO!!! I CAN'T FIND MY PUMKIN...!! BUT MAYBE... IT WILL FIND... GO... BACK... BEFORE LONG... YOU DIDN'T GO BACK NO MOIRE MISTER NAICE GUIY... ENOUGH!!! MY PATIANCE RUNS THIN ... FOOL THAT YOU ARE... YOU REALIZE NOT WHAT FRAIGHTFUL FOARCES AWAIT YOU... YOAR STILL HEAR...? INTERESTING... FINE... BE TRAPPED IN THE [DARK ZONE]... FOAREVER!!! YOU DAIRE BRING LAIGHTS TO MY LAIRE!? HA HA... NO!!! NOT THE LAIGHT!!! IT BURNS!!! NO!!! THE LAIGHT!! DON'T BROING IT CLOASE TO MY FAICE!!! NO!!! NOT THE LAIGHT!!! NO!!! THE LAIGHT!!! IT HAS EFFECTS ON ME!!! UNLESS... YOU LEAVE YOUR TAKING... TOO LONG...!!! JUST KIDDING THAT WAS MINE :) ... YOU ... GO BACK!!! BEFORE LONG!!! :( INSTEAD. MR. VERY NAICE GUY LEAVE :) NO MORE KEYS!!! DRESS IN HUMILIATION TONAIGHT, ON THE MOST HAUNTED OF NAIGHTS... I SHALL INFLICT YOU WITH MY GRAITEST CURSE... THE SAME THING I WAS USING THE WHOLE TIME INTERESTING... BUT IT SUCKS... :( IN THIS PLAICE OF TRUE DARK... LAIGHT HAS NO AFFECT ON ME!!! TO THINK MY OWN PELLETS WOULD BE USED AGAINST ME STOP USING THAT!!! TEARRIBLE!!! GO TO [DARK]!!! * You are in the DARK ZONE. * Everything seems OK. * Too dark to see near the walls. * Too dark to see near the walls. * There's a pit here! K... Kris? * Too dark to see near the walls. * There's something fluffy in here!~1 That's ME, dumbass! * Too dark to see near the walls. * There's something very Susie-like in here!~1 * Too dark to see near the walls. * There's a texture of a dog playing maracas in here! * Too dark to see near the walls. * There's something miniboss-shaped in here! * You can imagine Berdly in your head warning you about Grues. * Smells like rotting fruit. * The atmosphere feels tense... (You can use UNLEASH!) H-HEY! * JACKENSTEIN - An unsightly beast that lives in total darkness. * Gather TREASURE to gain TP, and use "UNLEASH" to light him up! * You CHECKed Jackenstein... * You remember that DEFENDing gives you TP! * You remember Susie and Ralsei might have their own ACTs as well...! * Kris's SOUL emitted a brilliant light! * Your heart pumped nervously! * SPEED increased for 1 turn! * Everyone's DEFENSE down! * Scared! SPEED up, DEF down! * Susie sniffs out treasure! It's easier to pick stuff up! * Susie sniffs out treasure! * Ralsei lit up! The light grew larger and stronger! * Ralsei lit up! Light grew! ============= obj_just_text ============= JUST! ======================== obj_lanino_rematch_enemy ======================== * Lanino - The sight of Elnina makes him want to be singin' in the rain. * You looked at the sky and took... * A telescope! * Blocking moons shows your care for the weather report! * Took a telescope to block moons! * You looked at the sky and took... * Sunglasses! * Blocking suns shows your care for the weather report! * Took sunglasses to block suns! * Susie dreamed of sunny days! * Ralsei hoped for starry nights! ================= obj_lw_town_sideb ================= * Damn... that whole thing was a disaster, huh. * ... and this is gonna sound dumb, but... * ... You know what else kinda bites? * ... didn't even get to... hang out, really. * All three of us, I mean. * Y'know, Noelle... said she wanted to talk to you. * But... something... about her look was kinda... weird. * ... Why * ... couldn't she just talk to you in front of me? * What... were you two talking about? * It wasn't about me, right? Heheh... * ... what? Fine, I won't bring it up again... ============ obj_miccheck ============ * You're using the gamepad! * (It's a mysterious microphone-shaped crystal.) * (Peering into the crystal ball, the thoughts of microphones cross your mind...) * (It's a mysterious microphone-shaped crystal.) * (The crystal vibrates intensely. Please reassign buttons set to ~1 or ~2!) * (It's engraved with buttons shaped like ~1 and the letters "VOL".) * (When pressed in, the whole room seems to make a noise...!) =========== obj_micmenu =========== Select Microphone Adjust Sensitivity Done Mouse Right-Click [Not Recommended] ~1 [Also Not Recommended] * Current Microphone: Volume Microphone Done Loading... Adjust Sensitivity ========================== obj_mike_attack_controller ========================== * Mike got pet! * The Maus offered you a Fruit Bonus! * The Maus was bitten! * Ralsei got pet! * Mike keeps talking loudly, as he always does. * Mike combs his head back. * Mike is definitely a microphone! * Mike dances silently, as he always does. * Mike seems to be a little too into the jazz music. * Mike is definitely a cat! * Mike is definitely a cowboy! * Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket. * Mike considers manipulating the volume. * Mike is definitely...!? * Sounds like feedback. * Which one's the real Mike!? * Mike(s) are getting ready to turn it up! * Smells like dried gel pen. * It's Mike! * It was effective! * It was sort of effective! * It was crunchy, and not very fruit like! * Touch me and you'll lose a finger, dumb ass! * Lay off, idiot! * ... * Ahahah! That tickles! * Haha, i-is it okay to receive this much attention!? * ... petting overdose! Hey, nice to meetcha! It's me, Motormouth Mike! The Micro Phone who croons and groans! Nice of you to drop by... NOT! NOT AT ALL, NO no no! Look with your private eyes! This is a private room, a private room, see!? We are live, we are on air, we are recording, YOU are background noise! Get out! ... Or these 48 volts ain't gonna be just for show! That's right! That's right! It's me, Mike! Always has been, always will be! They call me motormouth because I NEVER stop talking! EVER! Hahaha! I'm sure you heard me. You did, didncha!? You can't tune me out, nosiree, yessiree! I'm always on the air, in the air, all around you, even within you! NOW GET OUT!!!! Mike all day, Mike all night! I'm the best and most beloved, Tenna's favorite! Hahaha! Always there for him! Never not there! I'm always there! Never not! I do his therapy, his psychology, his analogies, his first aid, his last aid, His lemonade, his grenades, his eyedrops, his nose drops, His cough drops! I tuck him in at night, I play his bedtime programs, I sing his theme song, And most of all, I record everything he ever says, And even some things he never says! Now GET OUT!!! . . . Hey, don't look shocked! It's me, Mike! Mike, who famously loves to talk! I'm going to talk right now! Listen! So I look a little different. Well what's the big deal!? I just changed my outfit! That little costume was so cramped! That's what was tiring me out! I still feel miserable! Nice to meet ya. It's me. Big mouth Mike. Dey calls me dat, 'cause I don'ts shaddup, see? Dis is a private room. We got private… uh, eyes. We been... investigatin' you. we, uh... We like what we see. Keep it up. Uhh... Nice to meet ya. Some more. I'm still Mike. Big Mouth Mike. Nice to meet you. Some more again. It's me. Modern Mike. And I, my mouth is big. Because I talk a lot. Usually, we split this all up! One Mike does all the talking... Everyone thinks there's only one Mike. One! ... But we can't let this get out! No... If people knew there was more than one Mike... Everybody would want to be Mike!!! Well, we're not letting that happen!! Boys... It's time for our ultimate attack!! . . . Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!! . . . Miserable, I said. MISERABLE. :-( Sorry, I mean motormouth Mike!! My name's motormouth Mike!! Yea. Modern mouth Mike. You know. Motormouth!!! Motormouth Mike!!! My name is motormouth!! Mike!!! Yeah. What he's said. I'm motor Mike. MOTORMOUTH!!!!!! One Mike is the muscles... ... And one Mike, uh, listens! You gotta have a Mike that listens. But there ain't. There's, uh... Two. Three!!! Sorry. I forget him cause he doesn't talk. Huff... puff... I think Mike... Needs a little break... I'll be back... In a sec... All right, that's enough already. I'm not feeling quite myself!!! I think I really need to take a break. What does Mike say next. That ain't worked so good. Boss, can we just use our normal attacks? . . . I said, I think MIKE really needs to TAKE A BREAK!!! Don't ask that, idiot!! YOU'RE mike!!! Oh yeahs. So whys can't I say whatever's I want? All right, that's it!! Look, I admit it! There's more than one Mike!!! More than one!!! And now that you know, there's no way we can let you out of here alive!!! What? No, no way!! I mean, wait. These ARE our normal attacks!! All right, take out your gun, buddy!!! Wait, timeout, timeout!!! =================== obj_mike_controller =================== SCORE: HISCORE: CATS: I was born. FUEL COMBO: TIME'S UP! TIME ============================ obj_mike_minigame_controller ============================ * ~1 * Pet Mike to play * Pet Kris to quit DANGER! RISING PLUEY LEVELS! * NEW HISCORE! * MUSIC: ON OFF INVERT VOL: ON OFF RETRY QUIT ==================== obj_mike_minigame_tv ==================== Talk to MAUS to play various MIKE MINIGAMES! Use the MAUS to put MIKE in the MIKE SLOT! Bring the cats to the basket, and don't touch the rain! Two cats = POINT BONUS! Block the hairballs for as long as possible! Match the poses in time! CLICK&HOLD to extend arms! PLUEY AIR WAVES MAIN PERFORMANCE Avoid BATTAT and get CATS with MAUS. VOL&SPEED makes BLUECAT, combine for RARECATS! CONTROLS: MAUS & VOL. JONGLE cats into the HOOP. O, Your voice CONTROLS GRAVITY. COMBO with simultaneous cats! CONTROLS: MAUS & VOL. Put on your shoe, hey, and sprint! It's raining cats&cats! Bring chosen ones to the ARK! CONTROLS: MAUS ONLY. BATTAT JONGLER PLUEY ======================= obj_minigame_evaluation ======================= NO RANK ==================== obj_minigame_quit_ui ==================== Retry Quit ================== obj_minigame_score ================== COMBO ================ obj_mizzle_enemy ================ * Mizzle is sleeping peacefully! Who's there? Who's there? Water you doing? What is it? What is it? Am I still dreaming? * Mizzle sings effervescently. * Mizzle ho-hums, ho-hums. * Mizzle uses a ring left by a cup as a magic circle. * Mizzle contemplates going back in her container. * Smells like the rainbow made by the sprinkler. * Mizzle is dozing. * Mizzle's hat is melting. * Mizzle turns the hue of unsweetened caffeine-free pink lemonade. * MIZZLE - A sleepy water spirit. When TIRED, use Ralsei's PACIFY! * You DAZZLEd MIZZLE! * Susie EMBEZZLED an item! * But, there was nothing to steal! * But, your items are full! * But, she failed! * Stole 100 Dark Dollars! * Stole Scarlixir! * Stole Darker Candy! * Stole Revive Mint! * Ralsei NUZZLEd MIZZLE! * MIZZLE became TIRED! * Everyone sang a LULLABY! * MIZZLEs woke up! * MIZZLE woke up! * Susie gargles loudly! * Susie breaks a wet floor sign! * Susie snores while awake! * Ralsei sips politely! * Ralsei puts a wet floor sign! * Ralsei makes toothpaste!!! =============================== obj_multiboss_controller_enemy1 =============================== What the!? ==================== obj_multiboss_enemy1 ==================== * Team Message A~1. * Team Message B~1. * Team Message C~1. * Team Message D~1. * You flattered (multiple lines)! * And the first time you flatter * The text is way longer * You made a memorable and charming flatter! * You flatter! * Susie flatter (multiple lines)! * And the first time susie flatters * The text is way longer * Susie made an offensive flatter! * Susie flatter! * Susie acted alone! * Susie couldn't act alone! * Susie couldn't act alone! * Susie was able to execute arbitrary code alone! What the!? * Ralsei flatter (multiple lines)! * And the first time Ralsei flatters * The text is way longer * Ralsei made a slightly cringeworthy flatter! * Ralsei flatter! ====================== obj_musical_controller ====================== Can all drink from one milk.) Can all drink from one milk.) Can all drink from one milk.) * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy1's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy2's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy3's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy1's and obj_multiboss_controller_enemy2's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy1's and obj_multiboss_controller_enemy3's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_controller_enemy2's and obj_multiboss_controller_enemy3's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy1's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy2's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy3's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy1's and obj_multiboss_enemy2's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy1's and obj_multiboss_enemy3's HP went up! * obj_multiboss_enemy2's and obj_multiboss_enemy3's HP went up! ======================== obj_noellehouse_basement ======================== * Okay, ready to kill. I got a cane... You... * ... You're gonna beat it to death with a cookie pan? * N-no! No, I'm just going to... * Huh? Dude, you got guts! * There's probably just like... * A mouse underneath it, right? * It's... nothing to be afraid of. * Damn... ==================== obj_noellehouse_dess ==================== * D... did you just hear that? It sounded like a guitar... * Huh? It's probably just Kris, like the other stuff... * Oh hell. Dude, it's GONE! The angel fell over! * That thing could be anywhere! * It had to have been coming from... * ... um, in here, but... * Hey, let's go! * Hmm... it's quiet. * Yeah, well, it's probably scared of us. * Susie... t-touching that... isn't... * Let's just chill out. If it's gonna come out, we'll hear it. * Yeah... you're right. We'll know it's there if it makes noise. * ... wait a sec. * (Dude, stop making so much goddamn noise!) * (You're supposed to be searching for clues, dumbass!) * Hey, uh... sorry about that, I... * S-Susie...? That guitar, you... you're... * Huh...? Uhh, should I, uh, put it back...? * Ummm... well... * No... No, it's... I think you should play it. * Me...? Uhh, sure. Sure, I can give it a shot. * Let's uh, just go somewhere else though. * Umm, okay! ============ obj_npc_cafe ============ * (Seems to just be enjoying the musical ambulance.) * Dis pretty boy ain't nothin', boss. Watch me down dis tea! * Oh, boss. This brutish boor can't even handle a little tea... * (Rabbit, rabbit... Oops, forget I said that.) * (Ribbit, ribbit... Oops, forget I said that.) * Kris! This doesn't look like a date, does it!? It's not! * What is that moon doing!? I'll have to make him jealous, too!! * Did it hurt when you fell? Your tag says you're... um, the moon. * Haha, Kris! I think I've got a new BESTIE!! * Like I'm saying, water girls are the WAVE!! * Haha, Kris! I think I've got a new BESTIE!! * Like I'm saying, water girls are the WAVE!! Here, selfie!! * Kris... um, help! I'm not ready for a team relationship again... * Oh my rain!? What is she DOING with that rogue!? * Oh my rain... you put me on Cloud 9. Which, is the best cloud. * Hmm... something about you seems... different tonight, Elnina. * What is it... a new hatcut? Oh, it's splendid! * I'm not sure why you're so aggressive tonight, Elnina... * But - my stars - I kind of LIKE it! * (Seems like you're invited for drinks... but you're busy now.) * (Guei's vibes seemed dampened...) * C h i l l... b u d d y... * (Oh, anyone but her...) * (Who is this city bob? She lacks the elegance of a fairy) * (Who is this beautiful yet stupid man? A fine prince?) * O, paired with a regular sort. Well then, be my apprentice! * Amusing. What are these "sylphies", you so speak of? * You brute! You betray your love, and treat me like a commoner!? ============== obj_npc_facing ============== * So, uh, can we go into the store? * sorry kid. check the sign. * Uhh, we looked at the sign. * yeah, but did you check it? * Yeah, we checked the sign. It says "open." * oh man, thanks for checking that. that's wrong. * ... then change your stupid sign! * alright, i'm on it. one changed sign, comin' up. * I don't see you changing your sign. * got it. come back in a bit. * So can we go in yet? * hmm. what does the sign say? * It says... "clopen." * ... the hell's that mean? * beats me. i just work here. * Well change it again! * alright. you're the boss. * I don't see you changing your sign. * got it. come back in a bit. * What the heck does THAT sign mean? * hmm. seems to indicate some kind of sans. * So does it say the door's open or closed? * guess it just means there's a skeleton in front of the door. * But the door's locked, right? It's closed! * locked? nah, it's been unlocked this whole time. * So it is open. * nah. no one's in there, but it's not closed. * it's an inbetween state... like... hm. * like, "clopen." * hm. kinda makes you wish we had a sign for that. * (Kris, we're done with this guy...) * (Kris, we're done with this guy...) * ... Kris, I, um... you know that daily saucer of milk I put out? * ... * I... I have regrets. * What do I do with my leftover milk? Just look at it? * Umm... Maybe you should go enjoy your weekend, Kris... * heya. don't mind me. just fixing up this grill. * want a hotdog? * Heck yeah! (... wait, isn't that a cattail?) * it's low calorie stuff. so you won't feel "grillty." * It's inedible. * we call that zero calories, miss. * Sorry honey, I'm still catching up with Rudy. * You and Susie can go home earlier if you want to. * Code? No clue, I don't go here. I just randomly decided to today. * By the way that girl's reading was, like, SO bad. * It was so awful you can't help but smile, you know? ... Like? * Like, what does that girl think she knows? * ... think she'll go to the diner after this? I mean, I am. * Ugh, guess I have to watch her to make sure she doesn't go. * Shelter? No, no, now you know that's not a wholesome place! * You could stand to learn a thing or two from that polite young man... Burghley. * Just the other day, that young man told me you wavedash. * Now I haven't told your mother, but please, for dear shame! * Kris. Folled you! Ha Ha, bet you thought I was, Catti! * Today's Game was wild,! I think we Won... What? "Codes?" * Sorry. don't know That. Never will. Been real. * For her, I go the big Church Match, as her Substitute Player. * For me, she Covered in Hair Always. We Do What, the other can n't! =================== obj_npc_jackenstein =================== * YOUNG WOMUN... THAINK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL HEALING. * Hey, it was nothing. * LET ME KNOW IF I CAN EVER REPAY YOU... * I LIVE IN A HOAL ===================== obj_npc_room_animated ===================== * GREASE ME UP, CHIEF! * Can you make a cheesecake this time!? * Umm, let's head upstairs, first... * (Hey, Kris, let's make Ralsei a cake next time!) * (... just help me find the ignition on this thing...) * (It's doing an absolutely reprehensible job of protecting the jail.) * Oh, boss. You know I respect your decisions... * But, this Zapper creature you recruited is a bit... much. * I have everything handled, so why not let him retire? * He tried to wipe his face with my little bunny here... * So now we are having a bit of a cleaning contest. * ... but he's such a CLOD, his very presence dirties the ground! * Ribbit, ribbit... * (It's supporting Zapper out of fear.) * (It's doing its best to cheer Swatchling on.) * (Doki-doki. Sukkiri.) * (...it's too dark to hear anything.) * And sometimes... it's too dark get your freak out. * Having a pitch-back space is great for us kids. * I'm trying to start a "fan club" but we don't have any members. * Think you could recruit anyone, chief...? * Look guys, it's in the wrist. The wrist. * You wanna be part of the Fan Club, you gotta be good at fanning! * Boss, you wanna learn how to fan? Or are you just a fan of fanning? * (Munf, munf...) * Such is the way of the worm... * A powerful computer like Our Lady Grace needs powerful fans! * This is how ancient people cooled their computers... right? * Code? If you mean the code to success, look at MY man and MY girl! * They knocked out the whole damn congregation!! Way to go, family!! * The congregation was MASSACRED! They got SHUT down! * No one will ever come here again!!! Cattenheimers stay WINNING! * No cops, no speed limit! I can go as slow as I want! * OMG! Krissy!!! Do you, like, want some of my free milk!? * (That's MY free milk, you furry freak...) * Like, don't be shy! It's my milk and I love sharing!! * (I'll bury you you goddamn milk pirate) * Boy oh boy, I'm Trashy! I sure love being a wacky roommate! * ... I wish. Lately, I'M the only one that picks up and puts trash in their body! * I wish my roommate was a little more like me. * A giant bouncy trashcan, but with big red lips and eyelashes like a girl. Mmm... * ... aren't you normally way bigger? * Everything's bigger on TV, kid! Hahaha! Hahahaha! * Please find someone to adopt me * (It is receiving enrichment from tamping the soft soil.) * Psst. It's me, da Hacker. I'm gathering gween gween's for a secret Life's Hack. * Get a terrariam for your computer, and you can touch grass as you game. * If you're a married from a girl, any Life's Hack, is a Wife's Hack. * Hmm? What am I doing, boss? Oh, just, er... g-gathering worms, you see... * ... Don't tell anyone, but I kind of want to work for that... Rouxls Kaard. * (Looks like it's studying.) *Hey, boss. Thought the Dojo could use some new beats... *Maybe something a little romantic-like, for the madamoizels? *I didn't know there was a three-for-one babes deal in town, boss! *I'm gonna give these fine ladies the reverse-diss of a lifetime... ============ obj_npc_room ============ * Hey, didn't know you owned a bird. Or, uh... something. * ... don't really like how you nodded at "or something." * What? ... What did you just call this thing? Chariel? * No, come on, say that again! Hahahaha! * (Kris, do not be a bad influence on Susie...) We don't talk about those here. * Now that we sell to ourselves, our sales numbers are higher than ever! * Haha, profits? * This is a GREAT town! ALL my friends are here, and ready to BLOW BIG BUCKS!!! * ... still, I can't help but feel like I haven't seen... What? Nothing! BUY!! BUY!! Sorry Ralsei That's okay! Free poison! Drink here! * ADDISON'S! RELIABLE sales! NO unwanted mail or SHORT FREAKS! * We may be ADs, but WE have INTEGRITY! * Wow!!! This product is so... BUYABLE!! Deals SO good you'll... um, HUG yourself!! * Myself? It would be better if someone else did it... * Looking for ORIGINALITY!? INNOVATION!? Then CLICK no further than ADDISON's... * Our new "Fungadero" will have your whole FAMILY "Funning" around Town! * WOW!!! I can't believe this ORANGE-inal flavor!! * WHAT!? You say it contains 10% REAL "liquids!?" Talk about ALL NATURAL!! * Our next ad is a commercial for TENNA!! We're gonna be BIG SHOTS!! * Finally! Can't see THIS one going wrong! * WOW!!! I can't believe I'm drinking ADDISON TEA!! * Tastes JUST as advertised!! I mean, literally! It tastes like an AD! I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!! * Damn, nice outfit, Ralsei? * (The bench is wet.) * Kris? ... not right now, pal. * Leave me alone! * ... Not right now, kids. * What? Are you looking here for something important? * The mayor keeps everything important at her own house for extra security. * ... Sorry, I wasn't supposed to say that. * So far, politically, all I've really done is stand here and look important. * I'm starting to get disillusioned with the political system. * If only the mayor let me do something else around here... * The mayor killed my briefscase with a giant katana. * I can't complain. I voted for this. * I don't need opinions from a little pigsqueak like you. * Go look at some milk and grow your eye bones! * How was that? You want seconds? Well, the customer is always right... * But I'm sure your mother'd be mad if you ate so much without her. * Notice anything different about me...? Heh. * Now that I think about it, I never noticed anything about you, either. * Working here all day just makes me hungry for diner food... * Good thing the new guy's letting me take a break! * ... Come to think of it, did we... hire? A new guy? * Garcon! Some mineral water, please! ... and hold the water. * Garcon! Garcon! Gerson! Garcon! * Ribbit. (There's a fly in my soup.) * Ribbit. (That guy took a fistful of butterflies from his... pouch?) * (And put them in my bowl. It was nice of him, but I didn't ask...) * The twin beasts approach. Leave now. * And I will curse you. Only lightly. * But bring harm to Noelle... * And you will taste. The underworld's. Sickest hex. * Kris, I see you Always, with Susie. * Maybe Susie, is like a Catti, too you to. * You to, share one lizards', brain... * I like, I like! * Which one of, you, can un, hinge your jaw? * Kris, we were never Close, but now, we are Far. * To be Susies' friend, is to be, the World's Enemy. * Which, is sick. I respect, your Game, Kris. * But if you hurt, Catti, or, Catti's feelings, * You will be up a Ball without a Court. * Don't tell Catti, but I will neutralize, her hex, * With my Sports's Blessing. As a mercy. * Run, Kris! While you still have, legs! * Kris? Remember me...? Sorry if I was too strict when I babysat you and Noelle. * Since then, Noelle's always seemed so nervous around me... * ... until today. She even complimented my outfit! I wonder what changed...? * And... she was muttering something like... "Mice are cute"...? * And... she was muttering something like... "You don't scare me"...? * Yesterday, I ended up dining and dashing out of embarrassment. * So I'm here to pay the waitress, but she's not working! She's... over there! * Now I have to stay perfectly still... In case she notices me if I move. * ... * That Asgore guy... It's a shame he lost everything after he... You know. * Now he has to sell flowers to make ends meet, but... What? He's your father? Sorry. * Well, I hope for your sake he quits being so... obsessed with that stuff. * Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was awkward * Freak freak freak family * Freak family (your family) * Ah, your friend? He's still... * In any case, thank you for bringing him in yesterday. * ... * Ah, your friend is in here. Something, something, his arm. * He can't even pick up books! * Hum, back again? You come here a lot for someone who isn't sick. * That being said, your mother was concerned for your health... * Don't wait, don't wait. * Especially, the don't. * Wait, don't. Wait... don't!!! * Don't drag me into this I'm just looking (at milk) * You're dragging me into it stop * The milk is getting diluted * Don't just stand there do something * (Milk.) * (You can see it going from 2% to 1%.) * Susie? Can you enrich my enclosure? * Uhh, I can punch a hole in drywall and hide toys inside. * Thank you. Someday, I will do the same for you... * Me'n the prince-king are buildin' enrichment enclosures for'n the townsfolks. * Wow, what a great normal nice thing to do! * Maybe if'n I built a gosh-old isolation'in chamber, Mr. Society'n come back... N'heh. * (The bulldozer is receiving enrichment from its surroundings.) * I'm Goulden Sam. * I'm going to leave soon, too. * The kings and animals left to seek their fortune. * What a drag, what a drag. * Hark! The other kings realized you can just... go out the back of this thing! * Pish and posh! Was I really the only one serious about being imprisoned!? * That's fine! Goulden Sam (the cage whose head you can talk to) and I are FINE! * I was the only one serious about dressing up as an animal, too! * (Only a single crown remains...) * (It's not even one of the better crowns.) * Oho. Welcome home. * Things have changed again here in ~1Town! * Your Town's love is Strong. * Beauty grows in your heart. Let's see to a merciful life! * Your Town's love is Plain. * This is a familiar place, yet you look like you only just got here. * From here, let your love grow. All right. * Your Town's love is Cracked. * Perhaps you don't treasure this place so much. * But it treasures you. Whatever you do. * Ah, do I look different? Sorry, I'm just me. * My color must've faded. Pay it no mind! * This guy really annoys me. Just because he's a higher level... * ... he thinks he can chat up the watercooler... get real. * Oh, Commander! Ahem, what lovely amenities you have provided! * Would you like a sip of water? It's delicious, as expected. * I guarantee it! I just drank directly out of the tap! * (It seems visibly agitated.) * I'm the Hacker. I'm a progamer, too. Keep it on the download. * Shhh. I got the mods on deck. I'm about to win it big. * (He's using a notched controller to play what looks like a child's game) * A progamer is someone that progams videogames, right? * I'm trying to scam this guy using a children's game... * ... but his controller keeps "malfunctioning." * ... Is this guy a genius? Is he onto me...? * (There's way too much heat here.) * (I'll go back to cheating Rouxls at Snakes and Ladders...) * ... I went too far with my training. * ... My legs have achieved a kind of ultra-instinct... * ... Where they can lead their own independent life without me. * ... I would not mind. * ... If only my legs were also introverted. * (It reacts to your presence.) * (Though I'm just a small ball...) * (... with friends, I have become more well-rounded than ever before.) * This song is so sweet, Cap'n! SO sweet. You made it for US!? It's awful. ... uh, nothing. * I just love boys!!! Boys are great!! ... uh... * Hey, apparently you met my friends. The other Pippinses. * ... * Yeah, they're actually losers. Guess I hyped them up a bit. * I heard you beat the hell out of them... * ... Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be fighting you in the Dojo. * This new romantic style of dojo is difficult to me * It may take years to master the lovely formation * I love reading. Especially... wait. * Wait. The books upstairs. The books upstairs. Wait. The books are... * ... Wait. Wait, love. * (By process of elimination this is the best thing in Ralsei's room.) * (It's Noelle's phone.) * Oh, um, Kris? It might take a while to, um, find my phone. * ... so, um... you don't have to wait around here! * You know, you could, um... go in a different room? * (... Kris, are you getting the hint, or not?) * Kris, if you can't find any pencils or anything... * ... I can come help you find them, later! * (Don't worry, Noelle's not "finding her phone" for a while.) * (You make like a dog and find some clues! Go!) * (... what? Don't make me explain which dogs find clues!) * (Just go, dumbass!) * (Damn, can't believe that worked.) * (Go look for clues before Noelle get suspicious!) * Ah, Kris. It is most wonderful to see you worshipping here today... * And with a friend, too. Did you seek something from me? * Kris, did you seek something from me? * (She's shyly running a cup of juice through her gills.) * Umm... Kris, if you wanna know something... * Our teacher is right over there, y'know! * Hey, be nice to ya muddah. You're all she talks about at qwhyah. * You're her little snowball... Her little slushy. Make ya muddah proud, Kris. * Kris, be nice to ya muddah, ya faddah, ya bruddah, and all uddahs. * I'm not too religious, man, but I just, like, love coming here. * The atmosphere, the structure, the community... it's just so groovular. * And yeah, the juice. My boyfriend loves the juice. * ... juice.~1 * ... your teacher looks thirsty. * KRISSY!!! OMG you came to see me!? SO CUTE!!! * Huh? Code? Locked...? Huh? Sorry, don't get it! * But, Noelley knows a lot about being locked out!! * And, like, um, codes...? Are for NERDS!!! LOL!!! * Noelley knows a lot about being locked out!! * And, like, um, codes...? Are for NERDS!!! LOL!!! * My little girl kicked butt today. My big girl, too. * Huh? Code? Locked door? I'm a simple man, Kris, but my genius daughter will know! * Today is a cartoon fish bone grill for all the girls of the house!! * We are crunching bones!! We are feminests!! * Oh, Kris How Are Your Adventures Going * You Didn't Happen To Recruit Any Cyber Guys Did You * Maybe Even A Smart Coffee Machine Ha Ha * No? Well? At Least Say Hi To "No Well" For Me Ha Ha * Kris Do You Have Any Games On Your Phone * I Mean To Turn Into Darkners Ha Ha * Kris I Will Give You 40 Netcoins To Let Me Befriend Flapping Bird * (Queen shalth Notice my Brillianthce any day Nowe...) * Something About That Lamp's Brightness Level * It Seems Low * (Hath she NOT noticed her lamp's Bouncinest Bootye...?) * Hotcha HOTCHA! Don't touch that podium, folks, or TV TIME Season 2 will begin! * You don't want episodic content that deteriorates in quality over time, do ya!? DO YA!? * My sweet frozen sundae, our relationship has never been more solid. * Except, I think the lamp put its hand on mine. * And it made me feel funny. But we will ignore that. For love. * My love for you shines brighter than any lamp. * And it only touches your hand, with permission. Ha ha. * My hot burning meteoric hunk, I feel so on fire with you. * Almost as hot as the lampshade, when it caressed my hair. * I don't know how I felt about that. I want to forget it. I think. * Lampshade or not, something about that lamp is really shady. * I think I saw it walking between rooms... repeatedly. * Oh, Prince Ralsei! Look how many hats I've racked up! * ... Ah? Your original hat? Oops... I seem to have lost it forever. * My dear Prince! You need not your hat to hide your face anymore. * I'm sure your friends will accept if you just get plastic surgery. * ... * Hmm... I've a mighty hankerin' to read a book. But I just can't reach... * (It's an actual stool.) * (It's a stool.) * (It's not much use as long as Ralsei is around.) * Got it all memorized? * Uhh, maybe not word for word, but I got the point. * ... Why bother putting it in writing, anyway? * Sometimes that's the only way to say it. Geheheh! * That crystal's got some kinda strange power. * Gave me the skeevies, so I didn't use it! Wahaha! * Look... I know this guy can't talk. * But he seems to really really like his job. * So... let's just let him do it. * Ice Wolf prepares for the Festival. Call me Faw Faw. * Mayor ordered Ice Wolf to buy flowers... Nice business for Flower Man. ============ obj_npc_rudy ============ * That's right... Festival tomorrow. Told Noelle I'd... go support her. * Kris... why the hell... did you bring your friend here? * I, uh... I dunno man, I... Kris, why did you? * Haha... HAHAHA!! It's just so crazy, you gotta laugh! * ... * Suzmeister... nice... seeing you at church today. * ... uh, thanks. You, uh, feeling any better? * I'll... I'll get there, just... church was a lot. * ... Susie? * Uhh, what? * You going... to the festival tomorrow? * Uhh, me? Yeah, uh... I guess. If I have to. * Noelle... she's not going with anyone. * HER?? Wow, what the heck? No way. * Never expect that from HER! Woah. Total left field. * ... * Mean, she's like, top shelf. People might get psyched out. * "Top shelf." * Yeah. Uh, yeah. Anyway, uh, man. Sucks to be her. * Haha... HAHAHA! It'll be... fine, sweetheart. * Damn, she could ask anybody and they'd say yes. * Hahaha! I wonder! * Just gotta... save up my strength. Then I'll... * I'll be... bustin' outta here, baby! ============ obj_npc_sign ============ * (Your dad's truck.) * Alright, Kris. You handle the driving, I'll be the turret. * Y'know, I'll be standing in back, throwing... dirt and stuff. * ... hey, what's with the door at the back of the shop? * (It's closed.) * (The wet picnic table glistens in the moonlight.) * French fry, (oo), on the ground and soggy. * Am I gonna eat it? (No!) I ain't some, uh, doggy. * Don't MAKE me repeat myself. * French fry, (oo), on the freaking ground. * Am I gonna eat it? (No!) It's old and brown. * Don't MAKE me repeat myself. * Think your mom'd mind if we street raced in her van? * ... well, maybe your tires need some air first, heh. * Heh, I can imagine your mom now... * "Kris honey, can you teach Susie how to drift?" Heheh. * (It's a Ralsei plush from the orb-tossing game.) * This... was... my first possession, just for me. * Since you gave it to me, I... I... hold it every night. * Perhaps it sounds silly, but since then... my... * My first selfish desire, was "I want more plushies..." haha! * (T"E"MPORARY P"E"ZZA STAND!) * (Sign Is closed for repairs! ... Store!) ============== obj_npc_zapper ============== * Boss, why don't ya let dis weakling retire, huh? * He served me tea when I asked for somethin' TOUGH!! * ... Sorry, dis Swatcho guy I mean. Not Ralsei. He's fine. * Oy, boss! Watch how good I am at cleanin'! * I'm beatin' up the dust so bad it ain't come back! * (Damn, I should try that) =============== obj_organ_enemy =============== I am the philosopher. Amen. Listen! The song of legend plays. Amen. The truth sung in glass. Amen. The tale which must be followed. The tail which must not be followed. Do re mii Do re yuu Do re mon. Amen. It was glowing. The voice was glowing! What is DELTARUNE? What isn't DELTARUNE? What am I? Am I a butterfly? What am I? Am I a man? Why are we fighting? How could we ever make peace? The answer... ... was LOVE? * Organikk toots philosophically. * Organikk divinates through echolocation. * Organikk claps with one hand. * Organikk considers the meaning of the stars and sky. * Smells like brass and satin. * Organikk extolls the virtues of having low HP. * Organikk extolls the virtues of mercy. * Organikk extolls the virtues of naptime. * Organikk - A philosopher. Why he's fighting you is one of life's questions. * You performed a tune! It was mildly effective! * You performed a tune! It was super effective! * You tried to harmonize! * Touch the GREEN! * You and Ralsei attempted to harmonize! * Susie played random notes! * Ralsei sang sweetly! ============== obj_overworldc ============== Holiday Pencil CactusNeedle BlackShard * (For some reason you felt like if you throw it away...) * (It would be like throwing away someone's... ???) * (... But you didn't fully understand it.) * (Recently, seems like weapons can't be thrown away so easily.) * (You checked your phone's contacts and recent dials.) * (... but everything has been deleted.) ================= obj_pippins_enemy ================= * PIPPINS - This crooked gambler from Card Castle always bets it all! ============================ obj_proofread_controller_new ============================ GALLERY GALLURY GALLORY ROOTS REETS RAATS FESTIVAL FESTIAVL FESTAVIL FLASHBACK FLESHBECK FLOSHBOCK SWORD SORWD SOWRD GUARDIAN GAURDIAN GAURDAIN ATRIUM ATRUIM ARTIUM SYNTHESIS SYNTEHSIS SINTHESIS AMPHITHEATER AMPITHEATER AMPITHEATRE * Out of time! * Success! * ... but, it was misspelled! =================== obj_readable_nubert =================== * When someone gets hurt, Nubert gets hurt, too. * Let your heart look like me. Red, smiling. * You've been sparin' all Nubert's friends. * Now they're your friends, too. * That's good. When you spare people, this world moves up. * ... Nubert moves up too. ================== obj_readable_room1 ================== * Can we like... toss? Some of your brother's CDs? * No, I mean like a frisbee. For fun. C'mon. * HAHAHA!!! WHAT IS THIS COMPUTER WALLPAPER??? * What AGE did you and your brother draw this at!? * Glad we didn't go to THIS Cyber World! Haha, what the hell? * Hey, and in the corner, that's that cat thing from Castle Town! * You know, the shop thing! The... cat... the stitch thing! Whatever. * (It's hard to put into words, but for some reason, seeing Susie next to you...) * (... You felt like, whatever you were, for just right now, it might be okay.) * (Susie is staring into the mirror with the two of you in it.) * Huh? What was I thinking? ... nothing. * (You open the drawer that contains How To Draw Dragons.) * Woah, what the heck is - * (You shut the drawer as fast as humanly possible.) * Kris? Hey? Kris, hey, can we see that again? Kris? * (It's a cactus. It loves you, but mainly shows a sharp side.) * (If only there was a word for that kind of personality.) * (A word you liked.) * (There's no time to read random, unimportant text.) * (... You should probably just go to bed.) * (The fridge. A bottle of ketchup stands defiantly inside.) Gross, is anyone going to clean that up? * (Somehow there's already white fur stuck in the drain.) * (The sink. Someone has cleared the white fur out of the drain.) * (The cupboard. It seems to be missing... things.) * (The trashcan. Well-watered flowers are blooming inside.) * (After the Knight showed up...) * (... We couldn't... find Tenna in the Dark World anywhere.) * (I asked around if anyone had seen him, but...) * (No one really wanted to help us find him.) * (... Were we like, too mean to everyone...?) * (...) * (Maybe... we can still fix him somehow?) * (Your mom... just wants to throw him out though.) * (Tenna... he's... still really broken.) * (Don't think we can even bring him to the Dark World.) * (... not like this.) * (It's a TV. Its antenna was broken, but it's been taped up.)~1 * (Right... before you sealed the Fountain...) * (We managed to find Tenna in the Dark World.) * (He was barely alive, but...) * (The Pippins and Shadowguys told me how to fix him.) * (So I tried patching him up... hope it worked out.) * (... Your mom kinda wants to throw him out, though.) * (Let's find a new home for him fast, OK, Kris?) * (You can feel a pressure gradient from the absence of entertainment.) * Ahahaha, this music! * Kris, you know what happens when I go "hyper mode"... * kris, thanks for showing us hyper mode. * Sorry I wasn't here, honey, it started pouring so suddenly... * So I just had to duck into the convenience store, and... * Well, Mr. Sans was just so much fun, that... * Who... who gives a damn about choir practice! Haha! * Kris, let's siiiiiing right now! Sans, can you beatbox? * been doing it the whole time... * rum a tum tum. rum a tum tum. * Kris, feel free to harmonize with Sans on the rum-a-tum-tums. * What? You want to go to bed? Oh, pooh... * (The door is sealed by the power of breakfast.) * Hell no. Wash your hands at church, Kris. * (... You should probably just go to bed.) * No amount of church'll save you from wasting pancakes. * I got you though. Just bring me your leftovers. * (Wait for me, pancakes. I'll be back for you...) * (The apple-scented shampoo seems to be lighter than normal.) * Hey, still no hard evidence I drank that. * (Apple shampoo.) * (There are bite marks around the screw cap.) * Look, I THOUGHT it was like a soda cap! * Heh, reminds me of when I flushed down a bath bomb and... * Huh? ... K-Kris? You did that... too? * What? You did it at HOME!? Dumbass! Do that at SCHOOL!! * Stop thinking about good memories in front of the toilet. * (It's a cupboard holding pizza-themed deodorant.) * Haha, the apple smelling kid and their pizza stank brother! * Haha, the apple smelling kid and their pizza stank brother! * ... ugh, don't nod when I'm making fun of you. * (The computer is off.) * These posters suck. Why can't we have, like... * An orange cat wearing a top hat or whatever. * (It's Berdly's desk. There is an egg here.) * (It's Berdly's desk. The leader egg is joined by the ~1 eggs you found.) * Hey, what's with the egg at Berdly's desk...? * ... nevermind. I don't wanna think about it. * (The wallpaper is updated.) * (It's you and your brother catching snowflakes.) * (The snowmen you made each have two branches stuck diagonally in their heads.) * (You uncapped the cherry flavored marker.) * (A cough drop potpourri... the candy of the proletariat.) * (Insultingly, a pear. This is substitute teacher food.) * Why doesn't our class get a chair tower? Damn school system. * (A bouncy bed for a bouncy boy.) * (Seems like an evil laugh Greatest Hits compilation.) * (The holes have been organized in the corner to save space.) * (It's the angel doll Noelle and Dess made at church.) * Haha.... hahaha... * KRIS! What the heck is with you... and that damn sink!? * What are you... expecting to come outta there!? Soda? * (Patient Name:) * (Rudolph "Rudy" Holiday) * Your dad brought another bouquet. Again. * Come on man... you know you can't afford that... heh... * That flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me. * But good grief, is she laying it on thick. ZETTAmeters thick! * FLOWERS? As a HOSPITAL gift? Like that's EVER platonic! * Flowers... The chunky peanut butter of amore. * Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers... * Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. * That's a bro thing. It's different! * (You turned on the space heater to a higher setting.) * (The space heater is running.) * (He's breathing slowly.) * (Might be your imagination, but he seems more relaxed...) * Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+? * Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm. * ... And now, it won't... wake, up. * ... * But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow! * ... huh. Well, uh... hope you, uh, feel better. * Susie? Were those... words... of kindness? * No!? Just pissed off I can't HIT YOU while you're in a sick bed! * I keep having this nightmare of my arm... burning. * What's funny is that... you two are there! Haha! * (Hey, we need to go STUDY! Not look at BOOKS!) * (No time to check out the books now.) * Heheheh... let's take these books without paying! * (We'll just read them, then secretly return them.) * It's the perfect crime... * ... I wonder how Napstablook is doing without Chief Undyne. * (Should we check on them...?) * (Its mind has been expanded. ... by reading.) * (Hey, we go back in there, they'll figure out we stole stuff!) * (I mean, technically, they were our willing recruits, but...) * (Due to licensing concerns, the ICE-E mascot is slated for replacement.) * (A feeling of dread washes over you...) * (Same week, same anime review.) * (It's a gravestone. It's kind of hard to read in the dark.) * GERSON * RENOWNED HISTORIAN, AUTHOR, AND TEACHER * ... * (Hot chocolate... it's too hot to drink. * (Yesterday's police tape.) * (The police tape is flimsy and wet.) * (splash splash) Rain is the best weather for puddles! I'm splashin' out! * I'm just a kid and don't know all the weathers, but I'm splashin' out! * Is soonami a weather? * (the police station is closed... please don't do any big crimes right now.) * (It's closed.) * ("Temporary hold on new patients due to rain-induced colds.") * (It's closed.) * (Library is closed this weekend due to a lack of volunteers.) * ("Closed temporarily due to wet noses! ... er, weather!") * (It's closed.) * (ICE-E's P"E"ZZA is CLOS"E"D for NEW SIGNAG"E"!) * (It's closed.) * (Looks like the diner is full.)~1 * (... a customer in the back notices you.) * (He holds up a takeout box and taps it, happily.) * (It's closed.) * (It says it's closed, but the lights are on inside...) * ("Open".) * ("Clopen.") * ( " " ) * (Knock knock knock.) * (You hear nary a bone... No rattle, nor trousle, nor xylophone tickle.) * (Knock knock knock...) * ... * (Knock knock knock...) * (No response.) * (Knock knock knock...) * The door knocking guy? No, this is his wife. * Please take a break from knocking today. Thanks. * Taking breaks is vital to getting better, too. * (No response.) * (You jostled the door handle.) * ... hey, let's go back to your house and chill. * This place is boring... y'know? * ... shouldn't we, uh, try to find your mom? * Y'know, then we can go back to your house... * ... * ... * Let's go to your house. * ... * (It's a cardboard stand to replace the pizza place while it's closed.) * (Somehow, it's more sanitary.) * (It's a locked cat flap... upon further inspection, it seems it requires 3 codes.) * (... this information is useless.) * (It's an upgraded grill. Now, in addition to catfood, it can also smell like dogfood.) * ... sometimes... it's difficult. * ... not leaving this house for days on end. * Darling, if you had anything, I'd... * (Knock knock knock.) * Tenna, you cad. What is this... salacious music video? * Oh my, I think something just awakened within me... * (Knocking might wake somebody up...) * (The back door is blocked... You can only see through the basement window.) * (A corkboard is covered with tons of papers, and documents litter the floor...) * ... * At least... we know where one of the codes is. * ... Still... we gotta hurry. * ... * ... * No closer to opening this thing, huh... * ... * Tomorrow... tomorrow, we have to do something. * ... we have to. * ... * (2F : LIVING QUARTERS) * (3F : EXTENDED LIVING QUARTERS! NEW!) * (Your friends are still in Ralsei's room...) * Hey, what's past here...? * Um... instead of looking over there... * How about seeing the special surprise in your rooms? * (It seems to be closed...) * (The Music Shop is closed! Everyone's busy this time!) * (Seems that the building isn't ready to open yet...) * (Maybe there wasn't enough staff.) * (The curtains are fluttering.) * (Ralsei said he had no hobbies, but he at least likes Window.) * Hey Kris, I'LL get to the bottom of this juice. * YOU get to the bottom of the cluice. * Clues. Whatever. * The longer you trip, the more I'm gonna sip. * Hey, you got something? * ... What, you wanna figure more out before you spill it? * Damn, if only Ralsei was there to solve it for you. * Too bad there's a shortage of glasses nerds in here. * Man, too bad Noelle can't help us... * ... She'd probably figure this out in no time. * Damn, if only Ralsei was there to solve it for you. * Too bad there's a shortage of glasses nerds in here. * Man, too bad Noelle can't help us... * ... She'd probably figure this out in no time. * (Juice. There's no reason to get more.) * (A giant organ.) * (... There hasn't been a reason to play this in a while.) * (The organ.) * (... No reason to play it now.) * (It's a heart or human-soul shaped pillow, depending on your opinion.) * My mom just... collects heart pillows for some reason. * (When Kris was little, they'd take one of these...) * (Then pretend to "rip out their heart" and chase me.) * My mom just loves red heart-shaped objects? * (It's locked.) * (click...) Yep... It's locked, all right. * Noelle, you give it a shot. * Um, o-okay? (... why are we trying to open my parents' room?) * (You and Susie continue to try to open the locked door in front of Noelle.) * (It's Noelle's absurdly dangerous ninja weapon collection.) * What's with the ninja shurakins? * FAHAHA! Those are snowflakes, Susie! * We made them from paper in Toriel's class a long time ago... * ... then why are they metal? * Oh. * My mom had them... bronzed. * Kris, where the hell are YOUR shurakins? * Umm, Kris overcut their snowflake and it fell apart. * (I did make a new one for them, but...) * (It's Dess's room. Technically, you could just walk in.) * Hey, what's in here? Looks, uh... suspicious. * Umm, sorry... guests aren't allowed in there. * Cool, sounds, uh, suspicious. * (It's just my sister's room, but...) * (It's the bathroom door.) (Dammit, Kris!) * (Kris is staring super intense... this room has gotta be it.) * Sorry Noelle, but we gotta go in here... * To... to the bathroom? * (It's a thermostat. The only option is cold.) * (There wouldn't be so many Santas with dead batteries...) * (If Kris hadn't glued the cases shut trying to "starve them"...) * (It's a fridge containing lots of greens and bottled water.) * Why is there so much... bottled, water in here? * Umm, it's just... convenient, you know? * (Wait until she learns about the free water from the sink) * I usually bring an icy bottle with me to school, too! * Huh... coulda swore I saw you using the bubbler after me before. * FAHA, yeah, must've been extra thirsty, that day! Phew! * (It's a squishy sounding assortment of snacks.) (Why, Noelle. Why did you slice the cheese into hearts?) (I don't remember if you eat the wooden stick things) * So, um, this is the snack tray... * ... * ... * (The auto-treat-catcher is ready to nab anything in range.) * This one... was my dad's idea. * (The house's back door. No need to leave.) * (No reason to enter.) * (It's a tree that would potentially fall down if you climbed it.) Noelle's family in the snow. Noelle's family looking festive. Noelle's family edited to be elves. a motion-blurred photo of you as a kid. Dess holding a cracked baseball bat. a picture of a far-off, snowy city. Noelle and Dess at the pageant as kids. some green dog puppet thing. * (It's Noelle's computer. The cycling wallpaper is...) * (... ~1) * (It's Noelle's bed. There's ample space to hide underneath.) * (It's Noelle's bed. Under it is a metal CD with a photo of Noelle in dark makeup.) * Woah, what the hell is this? * UMM... Catti, wanted a custom cover for her mix CD, so... * ... it's cool. You should, uh... do this look... more. * Faha, if you can get my mom to let me go grimdark? * (It's Noelle's bed. Under it is a rock CD with a photo of Noelle in dark makeup.) * (It's a couch, for watching the TV.) * (It's a state of the art high-definition TV with old game consoles under it.)~1 * Why do you... have a flatscreen in here? * Oh! Umm, yeah, Berdly keeps saying I should get a CRT. Faha! * (It's a Christmas cactus.) * (You remember it's named 'Krismas.')~1 * (It's a cactus that apparently got poorly renamed at some point.) * Umm, this cactus? Berdly calls it "Tsuntsun..." * (It's Noelle's homework desk.) * (It's Noelle's homework desk. You took a pencil out of habit.) * (A great hiding place, although it smells like detergent and deer.)~1 * ... what are these little, uh, wings in here? * Um, oh, haha, those? I've had those since I was a little kid... * They're from when I was the angel in the Holiday Pageant. * ... But I liked them so much, I just... kept wearing them. * (A clothes wardrobe. A pair of small angel wings are inside... worn out and tattered.) * (The fridge is packed with festive foods.) * (... and a jar of pickles.) * (The sink is sparkling clean.) * (New stovetop, ancient katana.) * ... Anyone gonna say anything about the giant sword? * Oh, it's just my mom's katana. * Normal knives aren't enough for dad's fruitcake! Faha! * (In the cupboard are... cutters for gingerbread monsters.) * Woah, you play piano? * Umm, no. We... just kind of, um, have one. Faha. * No one really... plays it anymore. * (It's a highly climbable looking tree.) * (It's Dess's bed. Underneath are army rations, guitar picks, paintball gear, ice skates...) * (... and a badly traced drawing of a dragon.) * Rollerblades, wiffle bat. Looking at these things makes your head hurt. * A violin, a flute, a microphone... * They all look very expensive, and very dented. * (It's an oversized walk-in closet.) * (It's covered in band posters, and some handmade posters...) * (... for shows that may or may not have ever happened.) * (It's an excessively large walk-in closet.) * (It's a shelf. In the front are all the holiday-themed games and movies...) * (... and at the back are all the scary games you never got to play.) * (It's a CD player. Underneath are tons of punk rock CDs... and one still-sealed ska CD.) * (It's a computer. The monitor is unplugged.) * (It's a hockey puck. Looks like it would hurt.) * (The door is locked... no one is inside.) * (Dude, that's the last place we should go right now.) * No reason to go back in there. * (These clothes hold no power over you any more.) * (Your church clothes have returned to the earth.) * (Flowers in a trashcan. Nothing unusual.) * (It's an empty gift box.)~1 Huh? ... reference? (I'll stop talking now.) * Umm, Kris? Do you need to check, all of these? * I mean... gotta admit this room is kinda sus. * ... especially that vent. * Haha, nice reference, Susie! I Made It * Wow This Tune Is Bangin' Who Made It Audiophiles? Audio Files * State Of The Art 32kbps Bitrate For Audio Files Your Free * And Look On The Right Check That Out * I Built A New City With The Free Space I Found In: The Wall * Umm, it's not free? * (Looks like a touring band.) * (... They only do the touring part though.) * (It's keeping the streets clean.) * (Looks like Head Hathy's trying computer dating...) * (Looks like Werewerewire's trying computer dating...) * (The TV guy shalth Notice my Brillianthce any day Nowe...) * Gee, haha, what a stupid looking lamp, folks! Like the lamp itself is stupid! * (...) * It also has a small ass. * WHAT DID THOU SAYETH ABOUT MOI!? * (Rouxls. Don't loseth it. Keepeth your Eyese on the Pryese.) * (I'm sure-eth the TV Guy will return any day Nowe...) * (And noticeth, my Brillianthce.) * (There's a suspicious book here, but it's a bit too high to reach.) * (The door is locked with some mechanism.) * Don't bother me, I'm figuring out this door thing. * (Phew... should be okay until we reach the study...) * H-huh? Sorry, Kris! Thanks for paying so much attention to me! * (It's a pool of water. ... huh?) * (A feather drifted into it... and turned into coins!) * (Throw something inside?) * (It's a pool of water. Throw something in?) * (The door is locked with some contraption.) * I feel a dark presence past here... * ... This must lead to the Fountain. * (Sealed by a canine force.) * (The glass is broken.) * The door's locked... * Yeah, it's locked. * I guess we could just break some windows... * What? The parts between the stained glass are steel? * ... huh. Guess I'll trust you on that one. * (You hear various people rehearsing inside.)~1 * Damn, we don't have to sing too, do we? * When I was little, I remember being somewhere like this. * Got in trouble for "yelling the wrong song". * Like, how am I supposed to know the melody the first time? * Or where the song starts. Or ends. Or whatever. * (It's the door to some sort of office.)~1 * ... hmm... seems like a decent place for clues. * Let's not break in when your mom is around though. * She's probably got a sixth sense for you doing something wrong. * ... * (It seems the way is blocked.) * (It's an altar full of hope candles. Each one has a person's name on it.)~1 * ("Asriel"... "Asgore"... "Kris"... your mother must have lit those ones.) * (... Susie pretended to blow out your candle.) * Happy birthday, loser. * (Hope candles.) They should make one of these that shoots whip cream * (It's a fire extinguisher.) * (For some reason you have the feeling...) * (... Susie will say something stupid about it.) * (It's a fire extinguisher.) * (Guess they use that to put out the candles?) * Kris, go get jugs. We're keeping this. * ... actually, stop. There's a motion sensor to stop free drinks. * Damn. Well, at least we got the FREE milk. * (It's a bowl of blessed water with a motion sensor to stop cats from drinking it.) * (It's not clear what happens if you touch the sensor.) * (It's a bookshelf full of hymnals and scripture.) * (... and some copies of Lord of the Hammer.) * (It's a bookshelf full of hymnals and scripture.) * (... Huh? Inside one of the books is a letter...!) * (...) * (...) * (It was the letter "a"!) * (Reading in the dark is bad for your eyes.) * (It's a large pitcher of water.) * (Cups are stored below it.) * (Juice, and wafer-like crackers.) * (Documents...)~1 * ... guess the lock number could be in here... * But, it'd take forever to search through. * ... let's look somewhere else. * (Books. Many copies of Lord of the Hammer... and some unlabeled notebooks.)~1 * It'd... take a while to search through all this. * "Alvin * Your old man was proud of you. * The reason he didnt come to church alot * is beacause he wanted you to follow your dream. * Hes sorry he never said that right. * So write your own story's. * Its okay if even if there not perfect. * Sinserely a friend" * (It's a plaque bearing the words of a famous writer.) * ("Hope comes to those who believe. And for those that cannot...") * ("... May our hope shine so brightly...") * ("... That they, too, may keep shelter from the dark.") * (Seems to be some sort of incense container.) * (It's a glass container... you looked inside.) * (It's a small metal hammer, and a photo of an old man... both covered in dust.) * Kris, let's... not look at it anymore. * (It's a glass container.) * Jack is in there... Guess we can get him tomorrow or something. * (The wardrobe is full of choir robes... There's even one in your size.) * Damn, why don't we get to wear these? * ... What, I would have to sing or something? * ... Hey, why don't they just let me play the drums? Heheh. * (It's a ward for robes.) * ... yeah. I liked playing the drums. * Can't really screw it up, y'know? It's just hitting stuff. * ... huh? * Hey, the door's locked! * ... seriously? Ugh, you don't have a key...? * Damn, well, your mom's doing her choir practice, right? * Guess we can go to church and bother her for it... ugh. * ... We're locked out. Let's just go bother your mom at church. * Not worth breaking a window to get inside. * (As a matter of fact, the platter lacks snacks.) * (A Grand Door... it seems to be locked solid.) * (Mystery game! Currently under construction!) * (The PASSWORD is 6453! Don't forget it...!) * (Currently under construction!) * (Would be done if there were more recruits from TV World!) * (Now recruiting someone to be at this desk! Yikes!) * (RHYTHM GAME! Press the buttons in time with the notes to get a high score!) * (Ask PIPPINS and SHADOWGUY for more details!) * (Susie's bed, perfectly made by someone else.) * (Susie's fridge, perfectly stocked by someone else.) * Hey, what happened to our stuff? * Um! I placed it all in storage... * Don't worry, I'll bring it back next time! * Nice, still got my rock 'n' roll outfit! * (It's a drawer. ... It's full of green crayons.) * (... What kind of dreams would you see if you slept here?) * Heh, you got tons of awards here. * ... Not the BEST one though, right, Kris? * Huh? What's... the best one? * Just a super cool one Kris got today. * Really? Um, congratulations, Kris! * Yeah, congrats. * Kris, if you want any kind of award... * I can add it for you...! * (He can't, though.) * (A chair. It has not yet been given a name.) * Dude, you gonna leave your slice half-eaten? * Um, I... I'll deal with it when we leave the room! * Hey, your cake slice is full again! * Umm, I didn't want to leave half-eaten food around... * So you like, what? Rejenarate it? * Dude, you should fix it by eating it. * I will! ... later. * So... how long shall we stack up like this...? * Ah, until the Lightners reign victorious...! * Yes, yes, you're right! We are helping, aren't we?! * Oh, you there! Young knights! Help stack up for the Lightners...! * (Something is blocking the doorway.) * (... It's a door.) ============== obj_rhythmgame ============== SCORE MAX COMBO ================= obj_ribbick_enemy ================= * Press ~1 repeatedly with good timing! ============== obj_room_beach ============== * ... Looks like your weird friend is busy today. * Let's go already. * ... hey Kris, watch this. * Lake... skip! * ... I can hear you trying not to laugh, dumbass. * Fine. We'll see how far YOU get at the lake next time. ================== obj_room_castle_2f ================== * Umm... I have a surprise for you two! * If we could go in your rooms... ========================== obj_room_castle_kris_susie ========================== * ... H-huh? Our rooms... they're... combined? * Umm, just for today! I thought we could use the space... * ... For a tea party! * Heh, a tea party? * Hit me, I guess. * Hey, this is pretty good! * Thanks! I got help from Swatch... * Umm, okay! There's still cake, too, if you'd fancy some... * Umm, okay! Here you go... * There. * Umm, and here's the tea. * It's kinda funny... I always thought tea parties were for wimps. * I mean, don't get me wrong. They still are. But... * Just feels like when I'm with you guys... * I don't even... need to think about that. * Aww, Susie! * Guess your stupid attitude's been rubbing off on me. * Like... I don't want to say I've been getting soft. But... * I just always... HAD to be tough, you know? * Now it just... feels like I... have options. * Aww, Susie! * You've changed so tremendously since I met you. * No, rather, you've finally just been able to... * Be... yourself. * I feel... haha, I just feel so proud of you, Susie. * Hey, you've changed too, dude. * I... I have? * Before... you were all stuck up about being good, right? * Now... you're actually kinda normal sometimes. * I suppose I just... started appreciating you more, Susie. * For example, I thought your Rude Buster was scary before... * But now, I think it's really b-- * Umm, bad-bum! * Just say "bad ass", idiot! * You gonna eat a piece or what? * Huh? No, that's for you two, haha. * Dude, you made it. You should have some. * Umm... okay! * ...! * Oh! Th... this is really yummy! * Why the heck are you so surprised? * I... I've actually never eaten cake before... * Since, I was making it for you two, after all. * ... I can't believe it tastes this good! * Haha, dude, you're such a weirdo sometimes. * Just have the rest. * N-no, I couldn't... * Umm, okay! Just, um... later. * (I'm, a bit embarrassed how much I liked it...) * Haha, Kris, chill. He'll make you more later. * Umm, I'd be happy to! * Anyways, that was kinda fun. Thanks Ralsei. * (Kris, we should do something for Ralsei sometime...) ====================== obj_room_castle_lancer ====================== Good idea * Careful.com, pretty boy! This room site is a work zone! * Wh... WHAT happened to the wall? * I don't know, but we're not stopping 'til we hit buried treasure. * H.. Wh... What treasure!? * Get A Load Of The Guy With No Meat Or Fruit In His Castle Walls * I... I'm sorry! I... I'm new at this!!! I'm new!!! ===================== obj_room_castle_queen ===================== * * Kris Susie How Do You Like My New: * * Room * * Do You Want A Sip * Uhh... that's acid. We'd die. * Oh Dear First You Don't Want To Swim In The Free Pool * Now You Don't Want To Drink The Free Pool Water * More For Me I Suppose ===================== obj_room_castle_tenna ===================== * This room is FUNKY and FUNNY! * It may not be my forever home, but for now... wow, you're great hosts! * (Not as great a host as me, but what can ya do!?) ================== obj_room_castle_tv ================== * Hello, boss. Welcome to TV STUDIO. * Here you can play various MiniGames. * They have no effect on anything, so just enjoy yourself and relax! * (... wrong combination!) * (You entered the numbers knowingly.) ======================= obj_room_castle_tv_zone ======================= * (It's a statue.) * Umm... a-are we supposed to be in here...? * The door was locked... * What, aren't you curious who the hell Mike is? * He sure got mentioned a hell of a lot... * M... maybe just a peek...? Pet it Don't * (It's a statue... It has cat ears.) Hands off, dumbass! * (You pet Ralsei and Susie instead.) Pet it Don't * (It's a very tall statue... It has cat ears.) * (... Surprisingly, you can't reach!) Yo--sh! * (You pet Ralsei and Susie instead.) * (It's a very tall statue... It has cat ears.) * (It seems the Maus is terrified of the statue...) Pet it Don't * (It's a statue... It has cat ears.) * (You saved the Maus from the cat statue... It considers you its hero.) * (The Maus transforms from admiration...!!!) * (It looks like you can use the MAUS with ~1 and ~2!) * (It looks like you can use the MAUS with the MOUSE...!) * (You saved the Maus from the cat statue... It considers you its hero.) * (The Maus transforms from admiration...!!!) * (Kris, it looks like you can use the MAUS with ~1 and ~2!) * (Kris, it looks like you can use the MAUS with the MOUSE...!) ============================== obj_room_castle_tv_zone_battle ============================== Yeah, it said "Mike" No, it said "Mike" * Hey, the heck are you doing in here?! * Didn't you read that DOOR?! * AND YOU STILL WENT INSIDE!? * IF YOU DIDN'T READ IT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID!? We're Mike You're Mike I'm Mike * What!? What!? You think you're Mike or somethin'!? * Wrong! WRONG!!! Are you GETTING this!? * Ya hearing yourself YAPPING, ya room noise!? AIR CHECK!! * ... no, MIKE CHECK! * ... Miii hi hi hi hi hi hyike! * So ya figured it out, did ya?! * Mee-yike, that's right! * There's only ONE real MIKE... * And that's ME!!! * Sorry, sorry. I admit it. I admit it. * It was so hard doing what Tenna wanted, I couldn't do it alone. * I needed more... * More Mikes!!! And along the way, I forgot who I really was. * But you... Helped me remember. * But you guys... Helped me remember. * I'm the only Mike... The real one. * These two guys... * Are fakes!!! Beat them up!!! * Make them pay for being so stupid!!! * ... * All right. I admit it. None of us are actually Mike. * We're just kind of... in charge of Mike's room. Unofficially. * Tenna's always talking to Mike, right...? * Well, ya see, sometimes he wants to come to this room and... "visit" him. * It's been that way since TV world! * But he gets really moody if Mike isn't there... And takes it out on us. * Now, here's the thing about that. * Mike has NEVER been here!!! Not ONCE!!! * And in order to stop Tenna from getting his nose twisted up... * We just started taking turns pretending to be him! * And you know what the weird thing is!? It actually worked!!! * As long as there's a Mike, Tenna actually believes it!! * Obviously, we couldn't let you in here, or you'd snitch. * ... But it's too late now. Our conspiracy is busted. * ... Just, before you tell Tenna, lemme ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! * Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like... * He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or... * It just sorta happens! * So who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!? * Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something?! * And why the hell does he get so much love and attention!? * If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him?! * Uh, what if it's us? * Us? * Yeah, we been pretending to be Mike doin' stuff... * What if when we pretend to be Mike, we's actually Mike? * What? * It's ALWAYS been us!? * Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place? * Beats me... * This doesn't make any sense!! * What about you!? You came to this room... * Are YOU Mike?! Are you!? * What about you guys!? You came to this room... * Are YOU guys Mike?! Are you!? * Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!? * Ahhhh, I give up! As long as someone's Mike, it'll work out! * Ahhhh, I give up! It's time to face the music. * Go ahead... snitch to Tenna. * Tenna... he's... he's, uh, not in this Dark World, y'know. * Dude, we gave him away. He's not even in this Dark World anymore. * H-huh!? You mean... We... We... * We can keep pretendin's to be Mike as long as we's want!? * We never WANTED to be Mike, you big bozo! * Now let's get outta here, before something WEIRD happens! * I suppose... we also. Don't need to be here. * ... yeah... * (You don't really like looking at this sort of thing.) ================================ obj_room_castle_tv_zone_minigame ================================ RESET. Why Nothing Instructions Who's Mike * Mi-hi-hi-hi-hyike! What's up!? It's me, the REAL Mike! * A few minutes outta this room... and we all decided we couldn't take it!! * There CAN'T be no MIKE!! And there CAN'T be more than ONE Mike!! * So which one of us the REAL one!? * ... that's where YOU come in, see? * See, the REAL Mike would be the STRONGEST, right!? * So each of us is ready to fight you again... MINI-GAME STYLE! * The one who you get the most points against, has got to be the REAL MIKE! * Tenna always said "Mike acted different" after the other guy left. * WHAT other guy!? WHAT different!? * Talk to the MAUS in the center to play! Here's the games... * Pick us up with MAUS and put us in the center to play! Here's the games... * SMALL MIKE - Pluey - Bring the cat to the basket, and don't touch the rain! * COWBOY HAT MIKE - Air Waves - Block the fuzzballs as long as possible! * CAT MIKE - Main Performance - Match the poses in time! CLICK to extend arms! * SMALL MIKE - BATTAT - Use MAUS to avoid dangerous BATTAT. VOL to SPEED UP! * COWBOY HAT MIKE - JONGLER - Use VOL and MAUS to JONGLE falling toys into the hoop! * CAT MIKE - PLUEY - Avoid rain! Click + Hold with MAUS to bring CATs to the BASKET! * Who KNOWS!? It's a TIE! Hurry up and get a HIGH SCORE, kid! give Tenna an antenna massage have Tenna's shock therapy sing rock-a-bye biiby to Tenna's cupboard organize Tenna's nose drawer * Haha! It's ME, SMALL MIKE!!! I'm the REAL Mike!! Finally!!! * Now I'll get to ~1 all by myself... * W-wait! That's not what I WANT!! Let somebody ELSE win!! * What!? COWBOY HAT MIKE has the highest score!? * What's wrong with you, making people think Mike is a cowboy!? * I'll make you pay!! I've got connections!! I've got friends on the inside!! * ... though, that friend is, just that cowboy guy over there. * What!? CAT MIKE has the highest score!? * What's wrong with you, making people think MIKE is a CAT!? * I swear, you people see PINK and YELLOW and think, oh, a FRIEND!! * Being a friend doesn't make you them YOURS! Those teeth, they BITE! * Hey, boss. I got the highest scores. * Does dat mean I can finally say whatever lines I wanna say? * Hey, boss. Talk to the little guys. I dunno what's up. * (With the highest score, maybe the real Mike?) * (Just dancing.) BATTAT PLUEY JONGLER No. * (The MAUS is ready to play!) * (Play a MIKE MINIGAME?) Explode and reset scores Don't * (It's the MichaelBomb.) * (It resets the High Score of all Michaels to 0.) * (Resisted the temptation of Michael.) I'm serious Don't do it * (You hesitated.) * (MichaelBomb will really set all High Scores to 0!) * (Resisted the temptation of Michael.) * (You pressed in the letters M I C H A E L !) ===================== obj_room_church_choir ===================== * What the hell is that?! * ... * Oh, I bet that's just Jack... whoops. * Maybe he's a Halloween decoration? There's other creepy stuff too. * He's big. Guess we might not be able to take him back tonight. * (It's a keyboard. It has settings to sound like either a piano or an organ.) * ... Y'know, when you played piano earlier... it was... * Okay, it was actually kinda cool. I mean that. * I'm not saying you should join the choir or whatever but... * If you were playing every week. * ... I might actually wanna go to church. * ... * ... That... Kinda reminds me of something. * So... In one of the places I used to live, there was like... * There was this plaza... and they put this public piano in it. * So I started playing it. Thinking, y'know, it might be fun. * But... I guess... * Maybe because I was... so bad... * Or because I just looked like I shouldn't be playing... * They told me I wasn't... allowed to play it. * So I backed off. * And then... They let somebody else play. * ... someone better. * ... * I don't know... I don't know why I expected I'd be able to play it. * ... Is what I thought... then. * ... * That night, when no one else was around... * ... I came back. * And you know what I did? * ... I smashed it. * Yeah... I smashed the piano. * ... I... don't even really know if I broke it, but... * I hit it as hard as I could. Hard enough to do some damage. * ... and I ran. * ... A week ago, if I knew you did piano... * ... I probably would've just hated that about you. * But now... * I kinda... just wanna hear you play. * ... Damn... I got weird there for a second. * Probably made you want to stop playing even more, huh. * ... yeah. Not now. * ... heh, really? * You actually... sounded pretty confident. * Guess you like surprising people you can play, huh? * ... that's nice. * ... why do you sound so... mad? * If anyone's stopping you from playing or something... * ... I'll clock 'em for ya. * ... huh? * ... heh, yeah... yeah, sure. * ... If you teach me or something... * Let's do it. Someday. * ... huh? What did you say? You were coughing... * ... * You shouldn't be afraid to play. * You can... actually do it. heh. * Hey, Kris! Kris! * ... what happened? You started saying something... * ... then you like, bit the hell out of your hand. * Damn, that's gonna bruise... * ... * ... Damn, I... shouldn't of told that story. * Forget it. Heh. =================== obj_room_dungeon_2f =================== * Don't cry, papa! This jokester will make your belly laugh like jelly! * A new court jester, eh...? Hm. Let us see it. * Hey, KINGY-DOODLE!! IT'S ME!!! THE NEW FUNNY... MR. ANT TENNA!! * I can do dances!! Prances!! Practical jokes!! CLEAN YOUR SON'S EARS!!! * Hey, WHAT did the playing card say to the television!? * Hm... * "Leave." * Ah. He, uh, he did, huh! * Haha, tough audience today, uh, folks! * Maybe I was too modern, too relevant... * Wh-whoops!!! I tripped!! * HEY!!! Don't laugh at my misfortune!!! I..!! * Good work, son. I LIKE this one. * A-heh! I mean, uh, they like me! They really like me! =================== obj_room_schooldoor =================== * Kris! Wait a sec! Let's go get Tenna! * Alright, let's go! ================= obj_room_torhouse ================= * By the way, I am leaving for choir practice in a little while. * If you need anything, just come by the church, okay, honey? ============================== obj_room_town_hospital_hallway ============================== * (... damn. His arm got toasted in the Dark World, and now...) * (Kris, what are we gonna do?) * (Maybe if we healed him him in the Dark World, his arm would...) * (Wait! We can't show BERDLY our Dark World... can we?) * (... let's just... see if he gets better. For now.) * What? You wanna go in by yourself? ... whatever. * ... Berdly's in there, right? * Heh. Don't give me bird flu or whatever he has. ============================ obj_room_town_hospital_room2 ============================ * (You changed the hot water bottle on his head.) ================= obj_room_town_mid ================= * (Knock knock knock...) * Hey! Human! Doesn't monsters scare you? Like if that girl bited you! * Nah, Kris's got nothing to worry about. * I only like to eat little rabbits. * MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! =================== obj_room_town_south =================== * Hey... we haven't seen Ralsei today. ==================== obj_round_evaluation ==================== CHALLENGE RESULTS POINTS TALLEST STACK FOODS WASTED HAPPY CUSTOMERS NO RANK ============ obj_savemenu ============ Yes No Really return to title? ============= obj_savepoint ============= * (You could barely see it. A patch of sunlight that shouldn't be there.) * (It felt different in your hand. And you knew what it was.) * (Once again you find yourself in a familiar town.) * (You are filled with the power of conspicuously normal music.) * (Funky music emerges from the cafe and fills the town.) * (You are filled with the power of funky town.) * (The scent of glass and incense.) * (A certain power steels within you.) * (A glass tapestry rings above you. Strangely, no matter how you turn to look...) * (... its perspective never changes.) * (The old man's existence made you imagine Ralsei with a beard.) * (You are filled with the power of conceptual bearded Ralsei.) * (The hearth glows brightly, pressing the night's chill away.) * (You are filled with a certain power.) * (The hearth glows brightly, lighting up the mural above it...) * (... You are filled with the power of checkable murals.) * (Stacks of books, with characters that cannot be read...) * (You are filled with the power of not actually reading the text.) * (Down the corridor, darkness lies in wait...) * (Shining only in your own eyes, the light defies it.) * (The lighting has changed.) * (The lighting has changed.) * (But the power that fills you, has not.) * (The fire has run empty. In its place...) * (... a stale glow, which offers no warmth.) * (All around you, blue glass glitters like crystals.) * (As you approach it, the glowing light shines through them...) * (... creating a prism only you can see.) ========= obj_shop1 ========= ITEM Star-shape candy that heals 120HP * Ah, I know what you're going to say. Now, now, there's no shame in it. * You fought the Knight, didn't you? Well, we all know there's no winning there... * ... what!? You GOT the Shadow Crystal!? * ... I see, so you were able to recover the Shadow Mantle. * That's odd. Kris... where did you find it? * ... And without even using the Shadow Mantle!? * Hee hee... You three! You might be even sicker than that old clown! * Oh, it must've been a terrific match! If only I could've witnessed it... * Ah, I know what you're going to say. Now, now, there's no shame in it. * You fought the Knight, didn't you? Well, we all know there's no winning there... * Even with the SHADOW MANTLE, you might have had a chance... * But even then, getting the SHADOW CRYSTAL would be... challenging. * If only you had the SHADOW MANTLE, your luck might have gone another way. * But, it's over now, isn't it? No mantle, no crystal. * Don't have a long face, now. We all knew nothing would come of this. * But it was fun... to pretend it might, for a little while. * Thank you. * What!? Is that... a Shadow Crystal!? * Meaning, you must have... * I've got a funny story. You see, the Addisons wanted to buy out my store. * So I bet them for it on a game of cards. * Hand after hand, they lost and lost, stubbornly doubling their bet each time. * After a while, they'd lost their store, their money, and even some of their clothes... * Hahaha! * Of course, in the end, I laughed and gave it all back. * But it was fun to give them a little scare. * ... Although, not as fun as if they could actually win. * ... It's funny you insist on hanging around here. * I won't sell nor say anything new, I'm afraid. * I'll brew a cup of tea and get out the blankets, but leave when you please. * ... Well, never mind that! You got the Crystal, that's all that matters! * Now you've got three. Only two more, and we should have enough... * ... to make something I think you'll quite enjoy. Now good luck... and I'll be taking that Shadow Crystal. * It's strange. By all reasonable means, the strength of your next opponent... * Should be enough to already ring the bell on your defeat. * But, for some reason... I can't help but think you may win. * What is this feeling? ... Hope? Hahaha! Whatever it is, it's quite funny! ========================== obj_sound_of_justice_enemy ========================== Kris!? Kris, hey!!! Kris, there's something wrong... There's something wrong with the old man... We have to... figure out how to get through to him... Old man... what... what are you doing? H... Hey, what's the big idea!? I wrote your letter for you, don't you... I... I'm telling you... Kris... why... Why doesn't he recognize me? I knew I... I screwed up. Old man, listen! I... I screwed up! I know! But I... So we don't have to hurt you... ... If... ? Why are you... Attacking me? You aren't... Trying to teach me something, are you? It's me, Susie! I'm your... I'm your friend, right!? Don't you recognize me...? Hey, say something... Say something already! COME ON, SAY SOMETHING, ALREADY!!! I don't want to hurt you, so... just... We have to stop him... before anyone gets hurt. I screwed up making this Dark World. Trying to... See him again. Even though he's already... We can bring you to our Castle Town! If we bring you there, you'll be... You'll be all better! And you... don't have to hurt us! If Ralsei shows up, he can use Pacify, right, Kris!? All we have to do... is wait for the old man... to get tired... * The air crackles with sound. * (You talked... but nothing happened.) You want me to... huh!? What the hell? I'm not doing that! K-Kris!? Kris, what the hell are you doing?! Th... That's the old man! * (You try to attack...) * (... But Susie stood in your way!) Screw it! Old man... If it's really you, I know... I know something you've gotta recognize! Heheh... see this?! You didn't forget my green sparkles, did you!? Wh... What the hell... What happened to his... ======================= obj_takingtoolong_short ======================= LONG TUTU ================= obj_takingtoolong ================= LONG YOUR YOUR TOO TAKING BRIGHT TOO TOO LONG TAKING TOO LONG IS ============== obj_tem_school ============== * Tem study harb... Tem learn... * Tem learn how to SING!!! =============== obj_titan_enemy =============== * Your soul is shining... a new ACT appeared! * ... * Old Man gave ~1 candy! Did... Did we do it...? H-hey, wait! What is it... doing...? It's... regenerating. Hey, Ralsei, how do we stop it!? I... I don't know... It seems... it seems we were only... ... damaging its outer shell. As long as the inside is intact... This battle... will just keep... ... I suppose... We just have to... keep on fighting. What're y'all givin' up for? You're not out of ideas yet, are ya? Old... old man! I thought you were... I was lookin' for a change a' scenery... But this is a bit ridiculous. C'mon, let's get this fellow! ... yeah! DualBuster Double magic Geheh, not bad! Heheh, right? ... still, we've only harmed the outside.. Then ya know what to do, right? ... Kris! I got an idea... But, uh... You're gonna have to put your life in my hands. ... kinda, literally. ... damn, what am I asking for!? We both know I got this, right!? Let's go!! Susie's Idea * TITAN - AT 40 DF 0 * The fear of dark, which appears in many forms. * Kris!! What are you doing!? Attack!! * I'm... I'm sorry, but this is serious...! * You wasted time looking at the Titan. * TITAN - It seems capable of regenerating if not fatally wounded * TITAN - AT 40 DF 800 * The fear of dark, which appears in many forms. * The atmosphere feels tense... * (You can use UNLEASH!) * Use ACTS to survive... * Expose darkness to LIGHT... and gather COURAGE to gain TP. * Then, use "UNLEASH" to reveal the WEAK POINT! * Your SOUL shone on the Old Man and Susie! * Press ~1 to throw! ... Nah screw it! Get dunked on!!! * Your SOUL shone brighter! * Your SOUL shined its power on RALSEI and SUSIE! * Your SOUL emitted a brilliant light! * Susie used Wake Up!~1 * Hey, dumbass! Get up! * (But, Kris wasn't DOWNed...) * Ralsei used Reviver! * ATTACK!! Its DEFENSE is down!! * Attack! This is our chance!! * Titan's DEFENSE dropped massively! ATTACKs are super effective! * The darkness slithers. * Darkness flows. * A swarm is coming. * The Titan's hands began to move once more. * ... * Titan's DEFENSEs are dropped! ATTACKs will be super effective! * The ground shudders. * A swarm is coming. * The darkness gives a long gaze, which slithered like a snake. * For a moment, * You felt your heart being gripped. * Damn! Its shield is back... Kris, take it down again! * We almost got it! Keep taking down its shield, Kris! ===================== obj_titan_spawn_enemy ===================== * You hear your heart beating in your ears. * When did you start being yourself? * It sputtered in a voice like crushed glass. * Ralsei mutters to himself to stay calm. * Smells like adrenaline. * The atmosphere feels tense... * (You can use BANISH!) * TITAN SPAWN - AT 30 DF 200 * A shard of fear. Appears in places of deep dark. * The atmosphere feels tense... * (You can use BANISH!) * Expose it to LIGHT... and gather COURAGE to gain TP. * Then, "BANISH" it! * Kris's SOUL shone brighter! * Kris's SOUL emitted a brilliant light! * Susie used Wake Up!~1 * Hey, dumbass! Get up! * (But, Kris wasn't DOWNed...) * Ralsei used Reviver! ==================== obj_town_burgerpants ==================== * Ahh, Little Buddy! Bet you're wondering about that date! * She never showed up. * How could I be so naive, little buddy? * A hot pizza babe like her, falling for me? What a joke. * It's just that... her texts seemed so... real! * And the way she talked? It... was honestly really cute! * And today? It suddenly got even cuter somehow!! * ... haha. I'll always just be a joke, won't I, Little Buddy? * People even call me "Pizzapants," instead of my real name... * A text!? * "Sorry I couldn't find you! I left a bag of..." * "... homemade cookies near the pizza place!" HERE I COME, PIZZARINA!!! * IT'S REAL!!! COOKIES!!! AND THEY LOOK LIKE ME!!! * Little Buddy!!! You know what this means!? She's REAL!!! * Wait a second! There's a message in the cookie bag! * It says... * SHE WANTS TO MEET ME AT THE FESTIVAL TOMORROW!? * Hot damn!!! Little Buddy!!! I DID IT!!!! * WAIT FOR ME, PIZZARINA!!!! * ... As long as... he's happy... * Oh, a customer! Sorry, would love to make you some ice cream, but we're closed! * ... ================= obj_town_krisyard ================= * Kris! Tenna's getting wet! Wait here, I'll bring him to school! * Jeez, he was sneezing and shivering... * Lancer put him on the tanning bed, though. Should be cool. ============== obj_town_north ============== * ... what? You want to give me your TV? * I... don't understand. Is there some kind of catch? * Uhh, it's scuffed, old, and the colors are kinda messed up... * But, it's, uhh... really good. It's a really good TV. * ... I see. Could you bring it on by? * Uhh, yeah! Of course! Wait a sec! * Oh my, it's a handsome little thing, isn't it. What's the brand? * Uh, I dunno, but his name's Tenna. * ... your TV has a name? * No. I mean, uhh, yeah. But just like, a nickname. * Like "antenna?" How cute... I'll take it. * Really?! Hell yeah, Kris! We found him a home! * Hahaha! Oh my, you two really love this TV, don't you. Well, don't worry... * I have the strange feeling "Mr. Tenna" and I are going to get along... famously. * Cool, well, I'm putting it in your house now. =============== obj_town_school =============== * ... it's late. * Why don't we just... go home? * ... ================= obj_treasure_room ================= * (You opened the treasure chest.) * (Inside was nothing.) ================= obj_tutorial_text ================= Exit Hold Reset Play Play Piano Move Bookshelf Move Piano Shift Octave Charge Jump ============ obj_yourlong ============ LO NG YOUR LONG ============= scr_armorinfo ============= A cute hair ribbon that increases the range bullets increase tension. A golden coin with a once-powerful mousewizard engraved on it. Waferguard Although it looks brittle, it contains a magical energy that blunts damage on impact. +4DF (Don't eat it. Don't eat it.) It's got drool on it. What's next, cheezy armor? Faha! MysticBand A silver armlet stained with amber. Increases magic only. MAG +4 Let's go, Rude Buster! Behold! Heal Prayer! (The other flavor is better) PowerBand A silver armlet stained with red essence. Increases strength only. ATK +4 BLOOD POWER ACTIVATE! I'm juiced up! Why always jewelry? PrincessRBN Elegant lace ribbon with gloves, delicate enough to see through. +4 DEF +2 ATK Nah. Gloves don't fit. Cute! (Gloves don't fit) Kris, you can wear the gloves! GoldWidow A spider made of gold. It gathers coins into it, reducing $ gained. Spider on my head. K. Itsy and/or bitsy! E-Ew! Kris, get that away! $ -10% ========== scr_credit ========== -Main Team- Mike Maker (PC ver.) -Old Man's Theme Arrangement- -Live Piano Editing- -Pixel Art Assistance- -Additional FX- -Additional Animation Assistance- -Ch. 2&3 Guest Character Design- -Development Tools (Cool)- -UT Character Design- -Super Testers- -Fangamer Testing- ================== scr_encountersetup ================== * Guei wisps in your way! * Balthizard swings in! * Bibliox opens up! * Mizzle was woken up! * Wicabel clangs in your way! * Winglade cuts in! * Organikk accosts you! * It's a cacophony. * Smells like scented candles. * (The bell of justice rings...) (ATTACK to show what you've got!) * The flapping of wings and pages fills the room. * Darkness constricts you... * TP Gain reduced outside of TREASURE! * Darkness constricts you... * TP Gain reduced outside of ??? * Darkness constricts you... * TP Gain reduced! * Darkness constricts you... * TP Gain reduced outside of ??? * This time, the weather sticks together! * This is not your typical watercooler! * Darkness constricts you... * TP Gain reduced! * It's a cacophony! * Water, fire, air. * Wicabel clangs in your way! * Steel clangs in a song. * A multiboss example showed up. * A multiboss example with controller showed up. ============= scr_gamestart ============= TERUTERUBOUZU =========================== scr_get_completed_file_name =========================== Outside Shelter ================= scr_get_team_name ================= Gang The $!$? Squad The Lancer Fan Club The Fun Gang =================== scr_itemdesc_single =================== A candy that has grown sweeter with time. Said to taste like toasted marshmallow. +120HP A chocolatey cone etched with arcane glyphs. Only Kris can eat it. +400 HP. A smooth, silvery drink. It sounds like whispered singing as it's poured. +115 HP. A red brew with a sickeningly fruity taste. Recovers 160 HP. Bitter water that fell in droplets from the sky. Recovers all HP. ============ scr_iteminfo ============ Darker Candy Heals 120HP AncientSweet Kris only +400 Rhapsotea Heals 115HP Scarlixir Heals 160HP BitterTear Heals All HP ================ scr_itemnamelist ================ Darker Candy AncientSweet Rhapsotea Scarlixir BitterTear =========== scr_itemuse =========== Ugh! How old is this?! Aww Kris, y-your favorite... I'd... I'd rather eat meat... Sounds kinda like Noelle. ... the hymn of the prophecy. (... Kris would never join choir...) Hell yeah! Cheers! Y-yuck! Er, mmm, medicine? ... fine, you can have the LAST DROP. ... Isn't that rain? It's like when we ate snow. * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, no matter how you look... * The prophecy's text does not warp in the crystal's lens. * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason... * The prophecy's text does not warp in the crystal's lens. * You shook the crystal... * However, nothing changed. * You held the crystal up to your eye. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw the lobby of the church. ============== scr_juice_name ============== Mystic Nectar Blood of Power Dragon's Scar Try This It's Orange Juice Sunset Requiem Bepis Brew =============== scr_keyiteminfo =============== SheetMusic Music that Susie attempted to transcribe. USE it to read it. ClaimbClaws Claws so small they conveniently can't be seen. Use them to climb up obvious walls. ============= scr_litemdesc ============= * "Holiday Pencil" - 1 AT * A festive candycane pencil. * Do not eat. * "CactusNeedle" - 2 AT * Ouch! ... It's somewhat sentimental in a way. * "BlackShard" - A small chip of extremely hard glass. * Oddly, it's nearly opaque. * "QuillPen" - 1 AT * A pen fashioned from a white feather. ============= scr_litemname ============= Holiday Pencil CactusNeedle BlackShard QuillPen ============= scr_litemuseb ============= * For some reason you couldn't equip it. * You looked through the glass. * For some strange reason, for just a brief moment... * You thought you saw Noelle close against you, whispering. * You put the glass to your ear... * ... of course, that didn't do anything... * You equipped the Eraser. * You equipped the Mech. Pencil. * You equipped the Holiday Pencil. * You equipped the CactusNeedle. * You equipped the BlackShard. * You equipped the QuillPen. ================ scr_monstersetup ================ Targets all but weaker Guei Check Useless analysis Exercism 20% & Delayed TIRED Xercism 60% & Delayed TIRED OldMan I'm old! S-Action R-Action Balthizard Check Useless analysis Shake Left & Right= Mercy ShakeX Left & Right= Mercy LightUp 50% & TIRE others OldMan I'm old! S-Action R-Action Bibliox Check Useless analysis Proofread Fix typo for MERCY EasyProof More time to fix S-Action R-Action Mizzle Check Useless analysis Dazzle 35% Mercy Embezzle TIRE, steal item Nuzzle TIRE by fluffy move LullabyX Sing to everyone ...? S-Action R-Action Wicabel Useless analysis Tuning Good timing= mercy Tuningx2 Tuning twice S-Action R-Action Winglade Check Useless analysis Spin Spin 50% mercy SpinS 60% Mercy to all Whirl SPARE all! S-Action R-Action Organikk Useless analysis Perform Musical mercy Harmonize Musical, touch GREEN Harmonize Musical, touch GREEN S-Action R-Action HolywaterCooler Useless analysis Flirt ??? ??? Chat ??? S-Action R-Action Hammer of Justice Check Useless analysis ??? Talk ??? Jackenstein Check Consider strategy Unleash Reveal weakness ScaredyCat Def.Down Speed Up TreasureHunt Easier pickup LightUp Increase light Titan Check Consider strategy Brighten Powerup light DualHeal Heal party Unleash Reveal weakness WakeKris Revive Kris ReviveKris Revive Kris Titan Spawn Check Consider strategy Brighten Powerup light DualHeal Heal party Banish Defeat enemy WakeKris Revive Kris ReviveKris Revive Kris Elnina Check Useless analysis Umbrella Blocks bullets WarmHat Blocks bullets S-Action R-Action Lanino Check Useless analysis Telescope Blocks bullets Sunglasses Blocks bullets S-Action R-Action Taunt SimuFlatter Loner SimuFlatter Multiboss C Example ================ scr_prophecytext ================ THE GIRL THE PROPHECY, WHICH WHISPERS AMONG THE SHADOWS. THE LEGEND OF THIS WORLD. A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE. A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE. BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND. THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART. THE SECOND HERO. THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART. THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK... THE THIRD HERO. THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS! THE FIRST HERO. THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS! THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL. THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL. THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFE. SHALL DUEL WITH HEROES STRIFE BY STRIFE. THE QUEEN'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED. THE LORD OF SCREENS CLEAVED RED BY BLADE. THE FLOWER MAN, TRAPPED IN ASYLUM. JOCKINGTON GROWS THE BEARD. THE POINTY-HEADED WILL SAY "TOOTHPASTE," AND THEN "BOY." A CONUNDRUM'S FIRST FOUR TONES. A CONUNDRUM'S LAST FOUR TONES. A CONUNDRUM'S MULTITUDE TONES. THE ANGEL, BANISHED, WILL FINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE. AND THEN. WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST FOR THE TALE THE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS. FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS, WE LAST OF ALL SAY, ONLY THEN, WILL THE WORLDS BE SAVED. AXE CARVED BY THE TORTOISE'S GRAND HAMMER. AND LAST, WAS THE GIRL. AT LAST, WAS THE GIRL. COLDWATER FELL FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY. ROOTS GALLERY LOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRL. THE LAST PROPHECY. THE STORY'S END. TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY. ================ scr_recruit_info ================ Guei A waxy spirit that generates ghastly flames. Though, not a "real" ghost per se, it has an aversion to whips, water, and the like. Pot Roast Holywater SPIRIT:FIRE * (Guei is sipping the melted wax from the ambient candles.) Balthizard An ancient aromancer, it generates magic incense and stores it in its steel shell. Easygoing, it gets along well with Guei. Scent Candle Spinning fast STEEL:SMELL * R e l a x... * (It's drinking nothing but straight tea powder.) Bibliox An old sage who can't help but mumble. It is rumored that 1000 spells are kept within his beard. Ancient Text Autocorrect MAGIC * Mumble... oh, the ancheint texts... * (He's reading the menu.) Mizzle The aqua fairy which slumbers in the "Water Cooler". Arbitrarily does fairy-like or princess-like things (as she pleases). Bath bombs Alarm clock WATER * Oh, is this tapwater? Ho hum... Wicabel A witch who engages in musical rituals. Each song she plays is a magical charm that can change one's mood... though, isn't that all music? Zen Bells Sightreading STEEL:MUSIC * Bubell, bubell! * (She's musically striking the side of the cup with a spoon.) Winglade The witch's familiar, a living sword. Its greatest delight is being asked to carve graffiti. Calligraphy Authoritarianism BLADE * check this out * (It's carved your initials in the table...) Organikk A philosopher who studies the ancient words. Their light-blocking mask is said to let them commune deeper with the truth of the dark. Instrumentalism Knowing what that is STEEL:MUSIC * Oh, tea, tea! * Am I 1% tea, or has it become 99% me? Miss Mizzle A regular "Mizzle" who, after ages of worship, falsely believes herself to be of great royalty. Isn't even "HOLY" elemental. Reverence Brutishness WATER * Oh, young hero. I beseeth thee; where is the VIP Chamber? =================== scr_rhythmgame_draw =================== BIG COMBO Rude Buster Field of Hopes and Dreams Knock You Down!! Raise Up Your Bat It's TV Time! ============ scr_roomname ============ Kris's Room Hometown Noelle's House My Castle Town Dark Sanctuary ~1 - Atrium ~1 - Lower Left ~1 - Lower Right ~1 - Study ~1 - Library ~1 - Small Piano 2nd Sanctuary ~1 - Atrium ~1 - Floor ~1 - Study ~1 - Study 3rd Sanctuary ~1 - Stairs ~1 - Last Chamber MIKE ZONE Castle Town - TV Building ================ scr_shop_vending ================ ITEM Tea made of chants, heals 115HP ITEM Sick juice that heals 160HP ARMOR Holey amulet WEAPON Pagekeeper scarf DF+1 ============= scr_spellinfo ============= Rude damage Heal ally Spare TIRED foe Rude damage Red damage Execute various behaviors. It can't be considered magic. OKHeal OKHeal OK healing It's not the best healing spell, but it may have its uses. Heal Heal Can't use It seems the user doesn't want to use this spell. BetterHeal BetterHeal Heal ally A healing spell that has grown with practice and confidence. ============= scr_spelltext ============= * ~1 and Susie cast DUAL HEAL! * ~1 and Susie cast DUAL HEAL! Effectiveness of DUAL HEAL has lowered! * ~1 cast OKHEAL! * ~1 cast BetterHeal! * But, it was not something that can understand MERCY. * ~1 used the DARKER CANDY! * ~1 used the ANCIENTSWEET! * ~1 used the RHAPSOTEA! * ~1 used the SCARLIXIR! * ~1 used the BITTERTEAR! * ~1 used the TENSIONBIT! ... but it was stolen! ======== scr_text ======== * "Throughout my career, some of my best ideas came from dreams." * "Take a rest here. If anyone asks -- you're writing!" * You reluctantly "borrowed" 5 dollars. * Heheh... nice of your brother to treat us to the diner. * Look, if he didn't take it he didn't need it, right? * Hana fuda! I think it will be my turn to bake next time! * Soon, the building that looks like my face will be my house! * That was always my dream! * I just... learned what BREAD is. * Huh-hah! I was steeling my hand at NEW FUSIONS. * I realized the FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE, "BREAD". * I realized the FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE, "GLUTEN INTOLERANCE." * Because of this, I have NOT DEVELOPED ANY NEW RECIPES. * If only a true master of "BREAD" existed... * If only a true master of "BREAD" existed... * LANCER COOKIEs from organic free-range LANCERs! Free! * Boss... I'm sorry, but welcome to... the Love Dojo. * No, it's still the same as before... you still fight... * But now the music is just... overtly sentimental. * And I don't like it, but... now you can only fight... lovers. * Boss, you wanna do battle? With lovers? * Boss, you wanna do battle? * Good day, boss. * Much to my chagrin, it seems we've become a Cat Cafe. * What is it that I must say...? ... "nya," was it? * I hope it is to your liking. Would you like anything? * Good day, boss. Or rather, "nya." * For the young human, we recommend the tiramisu cat ears. * For the young monster, we recommend the black tail churros. * For the young prince, we recommend the mochi paw pastries. * For the young deer, we recommend the paw print sundae. * Kris, your mom was bragging about your piano playing... She Look Very Nice Sorry this is happening * Oh, Kris, does she not look perfect? Let's pay attention Look in pocket for fun * (Kris, uh, you didn't bring anything to do, did you?) Put a sticker in a good place Put a sticker in a bad place * Now what? Noelle, run! She'll drink your blood Get closer! She'll drink your blood Yes No * Here after church, hon? That's nostalgic... * Let me guess, the usual special? It'll be five dollars. * All right then, hon. You two sit wherever you like. * Hm, looks like you don't have enough. * I'm sure you have some money at home... * Then come back when you feel like it, hon. Yes please No, you have it * Want the last bite of my sundae? * Jeez, if you're that energetic. * The hell do you want me to have it so bad!? Draw something Do nothing * What are you doing? Breathing on the window...? * ... Accurate Looks bad chief * Whaddya think? * Heh, what can I say. I'm an artist. * Even got your ear in there. * One of them. Whatever. * That's because I'm drawing from life, dumbass! Make Susie drawing talk Do nothing Write something in the corner Do nothing Yes No * (Start the study session?) Explain the clues Not yet * (Tell Susie the info?) ... Me * Who...? Who's going to hear? It was a joke Because it wasn't a dream Sorry, just a prank I heard Sorry, just a prank It's not a coincidence Red Blue Green Black It snowed It happened Noelle will get stronger Noelle becomes stronger Equip Equip Proceed Proceed Proceed Proceed Proceed Proceed Equip Equip Equip Equip Please be yourself Of course not Say what's on your mind Say nothing Yes No * (It's Noelle's phone.) * (... you can still hear a voice on the other end.) * (Answer it?) * (You can still hear Berdly distantly talking to himself...?) * Oh sweet rotisserie Santa! The nightmare IS become real. * Susie, hurting Noelle just to stop me from going with her... * She's... * She's gone yandere for me. * Oh, heavens to yikes! Where's my Dragon Blazers barf bag!? * ... * ... But, now that I think about it, she must be... very lonely. * A poor girl, with no one to show her exclusive tips and tricks... * ... * Hello? Are you still there? * Listen. It disgusts me to say this, but... as an ACT. Of CHARITY. * I will let you... Be the breeze under my wings. * You... me. Festival. Go with Berdly Sing the wrong number song * K... KRIS!? You... you... the phone, you...!? * ... * Kris, I have to say. Heh. I am. Flattered. * But if you want my hand... you'll have to fight for it. * On the day of the festival... You, Noelle, Susie... * The lover who impresses me the most... will be my date. * Kris, may the best suitor... Epic win. * Good luck. * KRIS!? You... You scoundrel!! * Eavesdropping on my sweet, cartiligenous inner thoughts... * Hmph. Go ahead and taunt, Kris. * I'M the one Noelle and Susie are falling like dominoes for. * And you know what dominoes means, Kris? * ... You're next. * (Click...) Enter the shelter Bangin' sermon my man Asgore * ...? Kris? I do not know what you are experiencing recently, but... * ... Kris, please, look to the Angel for guidance. I will pray for you as well. * Kris... stay away from the shelter. * Thank you, Kris. Ha ha. Although I did see that it put you to sleep. * I know. I do not exactly have a "flair" for entertainment. * That's why I don't write my own sermons. Or... anything, anymore. * I don't think my father could rest well knowing I was... tarnishing his legacy. * Kris, it's good you can get some sleep, even if it's from my words. * This is a day of rest, after all. * Ah, your father? He typically comes here at night. * He prays much for you, Kris... for Asriel, Toriel, Rudy... and his flowers, too. * You should join your mother in praying for him, as well. * The poor man. It seems the Angel has made a difficult path for him... Shelter Susie will not be tamed * Yo, Kris! Didn't expect to see you here... And with S-Susie. * You know, last time... At the shelter... Yo, that wasn't cool, haha. * It's cool you're kind of... you're kind of, like, taming her. Haha. * K-Kris...? Kris, yo, Kris. the weenie thing was just a bad Snowy joke! * You... you don't have to p-prove anything, okay? * Huh? Susie... Susie's making you ask, isn't she? * Kris, learn to say no to her, haha. ... for both of us. * S-sure, Kris. Just as long as you have her spare us, okay? Haha... * ... Kris? Shelter Laugh Don't laugh * Kris! Put anything in your hair before you come here today? No? * ... you mean you "ain't gel" it!? HAHA! Get it!? Angel? Ain't gel!? * Shelter? I hardly know 'er! HAHAHAHA!!! ... what? * Haha! Pretty good, right, Kris? Why don't we hang out more, anyway? * What!? It's not funny!? Do humans not have any sense of humor or something? Offer juice Drink juice in front of her * (My throat is parched..) * K... Kris? Is that my... special combo drink recipe? Shelter No! Undyne * Did... you want to talk about something? Architectural history research Put hay inside new house for Susie * Huh? Shelter? Why would you want to go there? * ... Kris? Wow, that's very... um, above and beyond! * H... huh? Like she's some kind of ... horse? * ... wouldn't she... just eat the hay??? * (... w-wait. Let's not seriously go into this topic...) * ... That being said Kris, I don't think you should... * Try to go in there by yourself. * The shelter... it's... * A place for people to survive an emergency, right? * But, ever since I've moved here, it's been... closed for some reason. * It makes me wonder if... even if there was some disaster... * Whatever's inside there... * Might be worse...? * Eheheheh. Of course, maybe that's just my paranoia speaking. * But, I will say, I've only ever seen a couple people head over there. * ... Undyne... and the mayor. * So if you asked the mayor or Undyne to chaperone you, um... * I'm sure that, might be able to help you with your project? * ... * B... by the way, in the process of asking Undyne... * If you could t-tell her to call me, or t-text me back... * O-or, I guess just otherwise f-find out, if she hates me... * That would really help me out! Eheheh... she's sort of... * ... not... answering my calls. She gave you chocolates though It's because of me * Eheh, m-maybe I'm the stupid one, thinking she actually... * Y... you know, you're right, Kris! * Then again, the chocolates were so stale... * Th... they kind of put me into a coma all last night, so... * She... also could have been trying to poison me? But... * ... K... Kris? What? Wh-what are you... * ... ah. * Kris, I did notice one of her chocolates was, um, missing... * It's okay! D-delivery fee and all that. Eh... eheh. Add 25% red juice Add 25% yellow juice Empty drink * (Glass is ~1% red, ~2% yellow.) ~1 * (Drink Name: ~2.) * (You carefully titrated the juice into your glass.) * (Juice added.) * (You already have 100% juice. This is... the limits of your power.) * (You returned the drink to the cycle of Susie.) Asgore Key Noelle * Hey, Krismas! Look who decided to crawl out of their lil' igloo. (Kris, please bring up a new topic) * Hey, if YOU don't support his you know what... * That just means WE gotta! Nice singing Key Locked door * Hi, Kris! Kinda funny seeing you here without Asriel, faha. Take it Do not * (It's a red guitar.) * (...?) * (There's a code taped to the inside.) * (It says "SHELTER".) Favorites History Cat Petterz 4 Do Not Click * (She's not looking, Kris. Let's hack her computer for clues.) * (Arright, Kris. Click quietly. We are NINJAs right now.) * (OK, Favorites... paranormal, crime, paranatural...) * Oh HELL! The freaking SKATEBOARD game! HELL yeah! Woo! * Wh... WHAT are you two doing? * Uhh, $?!$. Nothing. Upgrading your computer. * (You set her browser homepage to the skateboard game.) Kris made my screensaver a screamer again, didn't they. * There you go. Running like a dream. Umm, after our project? * Haha, Cat Petterz? The hell do you have this? * Um, excheese me? It's great! It's like a pet raising game but... * There's this, um, awesome bug that lets you get... glitchy pets. * I have a save file with like, seven headless cats. Faha. * Woah, wait, can we see? * Can you give the cats guns? * Fahaha! Sorry, I uninstalled that mod... Umm... * (Phew, barely dodged a hollow-point bullet there...) * Hey. what's that green dog puppet wallpaper? Yes No * (Play the piano?) Old family photo Asriel photo Don't show either * (There are many photos on the refrigerator.) * Heh, what are those little horns you're wearing? * It's almost like you were trying to... * ... * ... heh. * ... Kris, you better be nice to your mom. * Seriously, you EVER make her cry and I'll... * HAHAHA! Why did you photoshop Ralsei to be... * ... What? That's your brother? * ... Yeah, now that I look at it, he looks, uh, different. * I SAID I get it! You can stop pointing out the differences! * Asriel, Ralsei, who cares. * Vanilla nerd or strawberry nerd... I'll crush both of 'em. * Stop hugging the fridge, freezer freak. Discuss plans Leave very fast * Kris and Susie!? At the library!? On a WEEKEND!? Is everything OK? * Ahh, Kris and Susie. My two least, not hated... most, people. * Oh no, exclamation point semicolon!; Noelle is busy! Today! * That means... oh, spare me, sweet Goddess of Education! * The three of US will have to have a study group!? No!! * Look, we GET IT. You still hate us in real life. We'll leave. * * Leave? * Uhh, yeah. That's what you want. For us to leave you alone. * Hahah! Yes! Exactly! Alone. That's how I study best! * A genius, alone with his thoughts. * Mm. Being alone. So good. * Oh thank god you came back. I mean... NO god you came back. * Stop messing with us already. * (Why must she be so tsundere and confusing?) * Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun! Tomorrow Susie Leave * ... you wanted to talk? * Kris... heh heh... That service was... pretty... long, wasn't it? * ... you wanna... talk about something? Heat him up Leave him * (He's breathing slowly.) * (Might be your imagination, but he seems cold...) Talk about Catty Eavesdrop on blue bunny Leave * Aww, Krissy, are you here to buy me a free lunch? * Like, that cat girl? Good gators, she is OBSESSED with me. * This morning? We accidentally ordered THE SAME SPECIAL. * We had to... like, ugh! SHARE. And like, TALK. And... LAUGH? * And then she had the nerve to - like, UGH? - PAY for IT? * No WAY. Like I WANT your hairy charity. So I'm just, waiting? * Y'know, in... in case she comes by? So I can pay her? * By the way, is my makeup okay? * I mean, I need to look better than her. Obviously. * God. SO obsessed with me. * What? You saw her drinking milk off the FLOOR? * You should, like... tell her there's, like, milk here. * You know. As... like, a cruel prank. * Like, where is she? Like, let's be honest. * It's not like she has anything better to do than copy me. * I mean, she BETTER not! God. * Um... how long... should I, um... do this for? And, is it really... * I mean, think of, like, the good of society, right? * Like, he was always ogling girls like me and stuff... * Now he can be a good little boy and ogle a jpeg. * See? Everyone wins. Especially US, because it's really funny. * W-well, I guess it won't hurt to, um... if it makes him happy, too... * (He's texting someone.) * Boo. Bet Azzy would have. Yes No * ... Kris, d-did I, ever tell you about, um... * You know, I sometimes... put out milk? * I... I mean, in the alleyway? * ... * Umm, c-can I... re-explain everything? * Okay, well, first of all, t-there was this cat, Mew Mew... * Who, um, there's no particular evidence she's real, but... * You know what? I think that's enough. * ... * I'll forget about this if you do. Susie Parents Leave * ... Kris. You walk. With the accursed beast? * I warn you. You believe. You are holding her leash... * But you. Are the one. Being led into the dark. * (Meh, that seems accurate I guess.) * So comes the beast. And its... ...and Kris. * Kris. It is too late for you. Your corruption is fatal. * But promise. You'll keep away from the light, Kris. * Keep Susie away. From Noelle. * Huh? Hey, you can hate ME or whatever, but... * Noelle can hang out with whoever she wants, furball. * If you wanted to "protect her," shoulda been at church. * ... what? * Yeah. She invited us to her house. Get over it. * ... * Kris. For long. We have been distant. * But I never imagined. We would be. Enemy clans. * Talk to me. No longer. Goodbye. * ... Kris. * Trying to decide between. * Levitation spell, to save parents. * And immolation spell. * To turn the tree, into blazing pyre. * ... * After that, I'll try. A bigger ladder. Maybe. * Kris... careful. You know not... the forces you betangle. Read Do not * (It's a book about Monster Funerals. Read it?) * ... When monsters die, their dust will be spread over what they loved. * An object that symbolizes their existence. That object will be buried... * And in such a way, their soul be able to rest, within that object, and the earth. * Of course, everyone knows that. That's why this is the introduction... Hear more Do not * Little buddy! My DATE's about to start! And is it in the BAG. * TEN DOLLAR flowers. HEART-shaped pizza. And my secret weapon... * The ol' duct tape suit I made for prom. * Little Buddy. It's a first date, you say. I'm overdoing it, you say. * But Pizzarina... I want to show her I'm serious! That I... I love her! * And, she may be a LITTLE late to our date, but... I mean... * LOOK at these MEMES! A FROG!? Riding a BICYCLE!? * If she's breaking out the vintage like this... * She's gotta be making out with me in her mind, little buddy... * ... Whoops! Another new text! Sorry, little buddy, talk later... * HOT DAMN!!! LITTLE BUDDY!!! LOOK!! LOOK NOW!!! * She just edited a meme... to be ABOUT US!!! * My God. This is love. God. I feel it. I feel... the universe! * Yeah, it would be weird if you were here. Inquire about what's going on Leave * ... * ... Change the RPM Press the stop button * (It's a record player.) * Unfortunately the stop button is the only thing that seems to be broken. Offer to give your TV Nothing * (Knock knock knock...) * Ahh, whatever am I to do... this boredom, this ennui... * Ohh my... Is that you again, darling? My only "fan"... * Ahh, whatever am I to do... this boredom, this ennui... * Hm? You must have the wrong house... Now run along and play, darling. * That's what I thought... Go off and frolick somewhere. Investigate Do not * (You hear a hissing sound... Investigate further?) * (Peering into the dark, it appears that...) * (The yellow circles in the windows were just fresh donuts.) * (And the hissing was the fryer...) Talk about the knight Leave Jester * ... what? * Soon you will meet your demise, by the Knight's hand... * We lived, idiot. * WHAT!? YOU met THE KNIGHT!? * ... Aheh. A rare show of mercy, I suppose. * With their full strength, you'd be SPLATTERED!! Hahaha!! * ... * ... What... were they like? * Umm, they seemed a little... * A little? A little what? * You know. A little... y'know? * A little WHAT!? DRAW A PICTURE, WENCH!!! * Begone... * It was he, the clown, that told me the Knight's brilliance... * About the fountains' glory, and how I would rise to power. * Funny little man. How his jokes and dances made us chuckle. * A shame he had to be tricked away, by his closest companion. * The magician, Seam, whose smile has gone empty since that day. Susie ate the clothes I ate the clothes * There you two are! I hope you have been... * ... * Where... are your church clothes? * Uhh... y'know... we just kinda... * Kris, Susie is the guest. Make an excuse for her. * (THAT'S NOT HELPING, DUMBASS!!!) Yes No * (... it's quiet inside. Peek in?) * (Zig zag rug... flatscreen TV... regular-looking kitchen...) * (... it's a bit messy, but nothing special.) Show Don't show * (Show him compassion?) Store What are you doing Knight Nothing Magic Axe * Ya want somethin'? * Welcome, welcome! * A pleasure seeing you young'uns here! Whatcha need? * If you're looking for wares, I've got a fair share. * Take a gander at that table down there! Wahaha! * Everything in this study's mine, so lots for sale, lots for sale! * Still writin', still doodlin'! * Me? Just writin'! Don't worry, it's easy, easy. * ... The hardest part is just sittin' down! * I'm writin' for myself now. * I hope one day y'all can do the same... * That knight-type thingy? Like I said, central door up top... * Oh! Big ol' sweet pumkin' boy gave you his Claws, did he? * With those, climbin' in the East Belltower should be a cinch. * There oughta be a contraption there to help ya, I think! * That "knight" of yours? They went in that central door up top... * But, it's locked by a contraption in the Belltower. * Maybe the Northwest Library's got somethin' for ya! * (Probably not, but whatever.) * Seems the Central Door up the stairs is open now... * ... That oughta lead where you gotta go. * Enjoy yourselves! You got a lot ahead of you... * Um, that plaque up there about the Magic Axe... * Oh, the young miss wanted to chat about it, did she? * The hell did I say that? * I see, I see. Then, I'll just talk to myself about it a bit, then! * Legend has it... there's an axe hidden in these walls. * And whoever wields it... will have great magic power! * But, it ain't just hidden. It's locked away by some doohickey, yessir. * Maybe if ya search around, ya might figure somethin' out... * ... * That magic power thing... think it'd work on everyone? * Well... it's worth a shot, ain't it? * ... * (Kris, let's try and find that Axe if we can...) * Um, that plaque up there about the Magic Axe... * Oh, the young miss wanted to chat about it, did she? * ... Yeah, sure. * Legend has it... there's an axe hidden in these walls. * And whoever wields it... will have great magic power! * But, it ain't just hidden. It's locked away by some doohickey, yessir. * Maybe if ya search around, ya might figure somethin' out... * ... * That magic power thing... think it'd work on everyone? * Well... it's worth a shot, ain't it? * ... * (Kris, let's try and find that Axe if we can...) * Legend has it... there's an axe hidden in these walls. * And whoever wields it... will have great magic power! * But, it ain't just hidden. It's locked away by some doohickey, yessir. * Maybe if ya search around, ya might figure somethin' out... * Magic Axe? Hmm, hmm... * By the by, ain't it getting a bit drafty in here? I wonder why. * You still want the Axe? I'll give it to ya... * ... Nah. Not until I beat you. Sure Seems unnecessary Close eyes for just a moment Don't No Think of The Knight Think of Noelle Yes No * DID YOU * DID YOU WANNA SEE IT Go Susie! Go Susie! Sorry, not enough time. * What, ready to fight again!? * Whaddya say, Kris? * Get ready, 'cause I'm not gonna hold anything back! * Sorry. We'll kick your ass later, old man. Listen to it Keep walking around * (Susie looks like she has an idea...) It's okay not to smile Good. Keep smiling That's right. Prayer * ... what are these candles with peoples' names for, anyway? * ... it IS birthdays, right...? Pray for Susie Pray for Noelle Pray for Asriel Do nothing Open Don't * (It seems to lead to a small closet... Check inside?) Mess with them Don't * (It's a set of bells of different sizes.) * Look. I know you want to mess with these... But... * ... Yeah. Not now. Listen (it might be long) Not now I'll play again someday If you play too I'll never play again Advice where to go Cute... Nothing * FRAINDS! THANKS TO YOUR BREIVERY... * I FAICED MY HOARRORS, AND ESCAIPED DARK ZONE. * NOW I CLEAN HAOUSE FOR OLDMAN! KIND OLDMAN, GIVES ME A DRINK CALLED "T". * I NEVER FOARGET FRAINDS. HOW CAN I HELP? * I NEVER FOARGET FRAINDS. HOW CAN I HELP? * I HEARD A RUMMOR THAT THE RIGHTWARD ZONE... CONTAINS A BAEIOUTIFUL PAINO. * BE CAIREFUL. MANNY HOT PEOEPLES LIVE IN THAT PLACE. * CRUEL TO THOASE WITH A HOARRIBLE FACE... DO NOT LIKE * I HEARD A RUMMOR THAT THE UPWARD MIDDLE DOOR... GOES TO FAEIOUNTAIN. * IF YOU DAIRE TO ENTER... WE WILL SAY GOODBYE! AND, I WILL CRY. * TEAERS OF WAX. YOU WILL NOT SEE... OUUUU... * Uhhh, we can bring you to our Castle Town...? * NEW FRAINDS!? NO, THAT MAKES MOAR TEARS...!!! * WHAT??? I DOAN'T KNOW... I DOAN'T KNOW THAT... * YES YOU ARE GRAET No Yes Two lumps please * Kris, would you like any? Ralsei eat the cake That's my cake Yes No We already had tea * Fancy a drink? Drink it Don't drink * (Thunk...) * (Sounds like someone put another sugar cube into your tea.) Not now Actually I will have tea * Really? Well, it'll only be hot now. Are ya sure? Sleep through service Watch service * ... You aren't gonna sleep, are you? Yes No * ("Legend of the Magic Axe") * (Read it?) Yeah Nah * ... think we should go to school and check on him? * ... yeah. Let's go. * Whatever, I'll just go myself later. Undyne Shelter Nothing * i'm trying to direct traffic without undyne, but... * officer undyne? sorry, no one has seen her since last night * ... she wasn't... at any of her usual places either... * ... * it seems strange to worry, given that she's usually invincible * but this job just isn't the same without her smile... * honestly, the town seems like a safer place without her * fewer explosions, less mistaken crime, fewer arrests... * maybe she wasn't a great cop. but she was a great friend * i hope she turns up soon * the shelter...? right... undyne had been in charge of something about that * an important code or some thing... it was the only thing that ever made her nervous * ... i never saw it though. i don't think it's even in the station. * personally, that place gives me the creeps... i would never go there * there are things that even ghosts are afraid of... * mostly... because of social anxiety. but sometimes, other things. * oh....... okay. But we aren't logical But Mom could be in there Dig through Don't dig through * It's a box of odds-and-ends. Dig through? * You dug through the box and found... * A couple of burnt lighters, rusted multitool knives, expired rations, * Walkie talkies, loose binoculars, a pair of shoes fit for hooves, * Violent comic books, paintballs, a cracked hockey mask, frayed yarn and buttons, * Your brother's retainer, and old mint cans with unique leaves inside of them. * (It's a box of odds-and-ends.) * There's a lot. Check the panel Don't * (On the shelter was a strange panel.) * (It looked like a digital security lock...) * (There were three entry fields, and three symbols beside them.) * (One had a pine tree beside it.) * (One had an officer's badge beside it.) * (And one had the DELTA RUNE.) Outfit Are you okay Nothing * Did you need something, Kris? * Ah... yes. Carol and I have been... working together. * She's been funding my flower store, and in exchange... * ... * You know, it's funny. Gardening was always my hobby. * Never my job. So, selling what I grow has been tough. * Flowers... are for people you love. * Giving them away... just seems natural, doesn't it? * I might look a little silly, but it's worth it. * It will... all be worth it. * Oh, better than ever! With the Festival tomorrow... * ... I'm expecting record sales for my flowers! * With a bit of extra cash, I'll be back on my feet... * And ready to serve my own snack platter for you and Azzy! * ... there might even be some leftovers for your mother. * Pay me no mind, Kris. Go on. Your studies come first. * The Festival's tomorrow, so I've got plenty to do! * Have a good one, Kris! Yes No * (Ask for help?) Sure Not from you * Need any tips? * Alright, listen up. * Keeping in mind this is just for fun... * Time your notes well to get GOLD NOTES. * Well, there might be some lag... just adjust on the fly. * ~1 and ~2 play the notes... * But you can press ~1 or ~2 to play the notes, too. Or mix-and-match! * Made a mistake? Quit or restart by pressing ~1! * Anyway, that's all! * Fair. Play (Normal) Play (Hard) Do Not * "~1"! * Play it!? Suggest Tenna Don't suggest anything * Oh my... I'm so starved for entertainment... * It greatly embarrasses me to ask this, but... * Would you two have anything I could watch? * Actually, we have like... this friend, Tenna... * Oh? They're like a little video boy? * ... I mean... actually... * They're kind of... broken right now. * Yeah, uh... nevermind. * Broken? Oh my, what are they, some kind of robot...? * No, they're just... I mean, we'll fix him. I think. * I see... well, thank you, darling. Photo pose! Nothing * Ooo la la. We are doing the wildlife fashion shoot! * So adirable, so admorable! * So plorable, so pliable. Jump down Wait a sec * If... if we jump here, we can make it back on... Turn the doorknob Do not * (It's a door. A large person could fit inside.) * (You turned the doorknob.) * (...) * (... You didn't do anything else.) Buy Do not Why do you need money * Oh-ho, interested in my wares? Don't be shy, take a gander... * Need anything else? Let's go, Pennyboy! * Hmm... the old man isn't here anymore... * ... so what? * It's... still his stuff. * We wanna take anything, we're leaving cash. * ... Susie... * Then I'll make the change! * Umm, would you like anything, Kris? * Oh, it ain't for me! It's for these fellas! * I gotta feed my sweet lil' recruits, don't I? Geh heh! * Whaddya think? Gotta save up for my retirement! Geheh! * (The economy is tough...) Ask Don't ask * I'm... Love Master. Don't ask me about LOVE's. * ... All right... LOVE... is when two people... * Fight... in a dojo together. * ... Did I get that right? * Thanks. Don't sleep Sleep an incredibly long time * (You could go back to sleep...) * (However, if you did, you might end up missing the entire day.) * (You forced your eyes open a little longer.) A tea that has deteriorated after a short while due to its poor craftsmanship. +10HP RottenTea Heals 10HP Yuck. Um? No flavor... anymore. * ~1 used the ROTTEN TEA! Enter code Do not * "MIKE'S ROOM" * It seems to be locked with a code. * Enter it? ============== scr_weaponinfo ============== JingleBlade A lance-like sword with red-and-white stripes. Perfect for jousting. Sleigh the bad guys. Mmm! Minty and festive! What is this, a barber pole? Festive ScarfMark A thin scarf with a deep sheen. Holy writing has been pressed into it, imbuing it with magic. Heheh... I'll keep my place. Look, ribbon dancing! JusticeAxe It has no special powers. However, in order to attain this item, you became much stronger! Watch this, old man! ... isn't Susie amazing? ... Susie beat up an old man!? Winglade A majestic sword with a white feathered hilt. Slightly increases money won. Don't make me sneeze! Th-that tickles! ... whose feather is this? $ +5% AbsorbAx A long, curved axe with an indent. Scoop up HP when you attack. Scoopin' time. Don't scoop me! That red... is that blood? Vampire